What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10
Posted - Aug 4 2011 : 6:14AM
-bad lighting -bad camera work -limp male performers......most of the guys have massive wood problems
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Im a Machine U JERK!! 776 Posts 4/10
Posted - Aug 4 2011 : 7:59AM
I dont like spitting in the face and spit licking. That is just plain fowl! I can tolerate gapes closeup (as long as the make sure to say BEEEEEEM!! and ask the model to follow along), but spot in the face, NOOOOOO Way! IMHO.
^+3 I hear you on all this but gotta say: I'm pretty easy-it's hard to really annoy me in porno. I care most about the pop shots and don't watch more than a few minutes of your 35m scene... so maybe that's the difference. Some of my favorite scenes are Lex, like I think it's Down the Hatch where Sunrise Adams and Aurora Snow-very amazing and despite his nonsense, I even enjoy the pop on that one-thanks to the girls. I agree that Lex deserves some note for his years in the business and his status as a possible "trail blazer". But he's definitely over rated in my opinion. He has one of the ugliest dicks in porn, despite its size (which he still lies about lol) and makes the most noise. Dude should just shut the fuck up and be happy they let that mangled dick get on camera.
I hate very rough and degrading scenes; sadly more and more sites are getting into that bandwagon. I recently discontinued my long subscription to RealityKings, because there's a hint of increasing violence, roughness and female degradation by the guys (even Voodoo, yes). Spitting, throat grabbing, throat fcking, slapping have crept into most scenes. The nice blowjobs of the old Cumfiesta and First-time Auditions are gone.
1. Outside scenes. Just are boring to watch. 2. Girl never shows her tits. 3. Guy finishing on something other than the girl. 4. Girls who laugh throughout sex.
^You're totally right about #1. I wonder why that is? It must be something director's realize too, like in the Ass Worship series, the tease is outdoors but they always move it inside for the action. Edited by - assanova on 8/6/2011 3:11:31 PM
No matter what size the tits are....play with them.... 732 Posts 12/08
Posted - Aug 6 2011 : 5:43PM
It seems to me that most posters on this thread want to see some nicely filmed sexual action with some gentle caressing of the girl as they are sensually made love to. Actually that type of scene would ruin it for me; I like to watch a girl getting a hard fucking, the better looking the girl the harder she gets fucked, because that to me is porn. For all you guys who horrified when a girl gets a ass spanking or a motivational tit slapping as she’s fucked should only buy movies with the words ‘Suitable for Couples’ on the box, then your scenes won’t be ruined.
Most of the things that I don't like have already been mentioned. Something that ruins a scene for me is incest, real or imagined. If the premise is incestual if the performers are related or not it just weirds me out. So when they really are related like the Love Twins, or Kit and Kat Lee and they are in a scene together it creeps me out. Even if they don't touch each other it's just not my thing.
No matter what size the tits are....play with them.... 732 Posts 12/08
Posted - Aug 7 2011 : 6:30PM
I’m pleased you thought motivational tit slapping funny seedfeeder, but it was the best thing I could think to call it. Tit slapping does work though, how many movies have you seen with Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr, Dana Dearmond and Amy Ried to name a few, move their butts faster when they have a few slaps on the breast. I know quite a few posters don’t like seeing it, but I think it’s a huge turn on when a girl is getting fucked and responds to her tits being slapped. I would think if tit slapping is in the scene, then the girl is being paid for it or she don’t mind having her tits slapped, remember this is porn.
This doesn't exactly ruin a scene for me because it usually happens after the cumshot; but I loathe it guys "high-five" each other. It seems to demean the girl in a way everything "pornographic" never does.
I like a little slap here and there for motivation. Sometimes when the scene is so intense and you cum so much you get so drunk on the sex that you can almost become out of it. A little slap here or there or like when Nacho tosses/spits water in my face, well it just brings you back to reality.. like "oh fuck I'm fucking here.. I wanna make you feel like that too.." The men/women I work with know what I like. We discuss it beforehand and most just have known me for so long they already know my limits (which aren't much.. lol).. It's all out of love and for your visual enjoyment. Afterwards it's all smiles and high-fives from everyone on set. Which is one of the things I like about Mason & William H.. They usually don't stop filming after the scene is over. I like to see that part. Once it's all over and we're just laying there and we discuss it all and you can see it's all love. :)
No matter what size the tits are....play with them.... 732 Posts 12/08
Posted - Aug 8 2011 : 5:32PM
Thanks Kristina for responding about the use of motivational ass and breast slaps during a scene. It’s good to know the some of the girls that are slapped in scenes, it’s for the sexual gratification of both parties and the slapping is discussed before the shoot about the requirements of the scene. I bought this subject up on another thread on this forum a while back and Avy Scott responded that she enjoyed having her breasts slapped when she was in the middle of some intense fucking and that she was a fan of rough boob play. Velicity Von once commented in an interview that one of her favourite scenes was with Tony T in Semen Sippers 2 where she was spanked and breast slapped throughout the scene. Kristina; keep performing in those highly charged scenes with motivational ass spanks and breast slaps, because as long as you do; I will keep buying and watching them, to me it’s what I call ‘Proper Porn’…….J.
I agree, what a relief to read what Kristina wrote about tit/ass slapping. Maybe that will shut most of these babies up. It seems to me that the overwhelming majority of posters on this board are just straight pussies who have probably never had intense sex with a woman who enjoys the physical nature of FUCKING. Porn is FUCKING, not romantic love-making that you have with your dreamgirl on a rose-pettled cloud. For those who enjoy watching that kind of thing, there are couples videos out there for you to enjoy (even though those are mostly made for women). All this talk about not liking porn when a guy is rough with a girl makes me wonder why you would even bother watching porn if you're not into that. Run of the mill mainstream American porn today is rough, physical, and yes sometimes degrading. But it's like that not just because that's what guys want to watch, but also because some chicks actually like it! I read stuff on this board all the time that says there's too much anal, and oh it's too rough, he spits on her, slaps her, thats wrong blah blah... Give me a fucking break. In the heat of the moment shit like that goes down or you're just not doing it right. The vast majority of women I've been with in my life like it when a guy knows how to handle them, and (gasp!) enjoys having rough sex, getting their asses slapped, being choked, hell even their faces or tits slapped (as long as, like Kristina said, there's good COMMUNICATION about what is okay and what is not for them). Once I've become really comfortable with a girl, I've actually been pretty shocked at what they've asked me to do to them. And that's the key to having rough sex that is safe and enjoyable. Having an open dialogue so you can test and discover your partners limits is a HUGE part of sex.. and porn (especially today's gonzo porn which has a major influence from European sexuality which is by far less inhibited and more perverse) is made so we can explore new ways of getting each other off and getting more out of our own sex lives. I'm not in favor of the nonconsensual shit like what Max Hardcore does because he does not communicate with the girls to test their limits, he just steamrolls right through them with no regard for what they want and don't want to do, and that isn't right. But to all the guys in here who are naysaying the rougher elements of today's porn and keep asking the question of "who does that in real life?" Here's your answer: people with liberated sex lives. Edited by - El Pololoko on 8/8/2011 9:00:46 PM
I do not want to slap or choke during sex, so I do not to see it done in porn. If it's just one slap, it probably won't ruin a scene, but continued slapping is fast forward time. I thought of an exception: Kylie Ireland slapping Heather Silk's tits. It can work, if they are both women. If it's planned or scripted, then it will probably look like all the other boring crap porn. Edited by - charn on 8/9/2011 9:50:52 AM
No matter what size the tits are....play with them.... 732 Posts 12/08
Posted - Aug 9 2011 : 3:28PM
You are dead right El Pololoco, communication is the key. Before I was married I had lots of girlfriends and one night stand sex, I came to realise that if I said just before foreplay that playful breast slapping was my turn on, it rarely was a problem for the girls Some of my sexual partners have said that slapping (not to hard) their breasts when they are nearing an orgasm prolongs and intensifies the feeling, some girls actually presented their breasts for me during sex as does my wife. You can see now why I look for breast slapping in mainstream porn movies; it’s just a shame that they don’t tag the fetish on the movie info notes on the box. Luckily I know the male performers who slap breasts and the female performers who don’t mind having their breasts slapped.
I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04
Posted - Aug 10 2011 : 2:37PM
Guys crossing swords or worse...cumming on each other. And the real kicker is...they don't react in any in kind of way, as if that shit is cool. Nah bruh, thats going to get your ass kicked. Just once I'd like to see a fight break out over that. But then again maybe not because it would be naked cats fighting. If I was a porn dude and in a scene with another cat doing a chick and it was time for the finish I'd step a few feet away and let duke bust his nut. And when it's my turn I expect him to move away. And back to the whole "they act like it's cool" thing. It suggests to me the cats are gay doing straight porn or bi. And I don't want to watch gay guys period. I don't care if they're doing a chick.
obviously you have some homophobic tendencies, if so, why would you even have a MMF 3some in the first place? its gay to cross swords but its totally hetero to be naked in bed with another man cause there is a woman inbetween? i think if you hop in bed with another man, whether there is a woman there or not you have a bi side, that homophobic aggression "thats going to get your ass kicked" shows you are either from a small redneck town and think its cool to beat up a gay man OR its hiding your true feelings towards men..i think its the latter
-2 cocks in one hole at the same time. -seeing inside a woman's pussy or ass, especially if the guy is using a speculum. I don't need to see that much..this isn't an anatomy class, try to keep it sexy. -I can't get with any porn where the women don't speak English. It takes me right out of the scene when I cannot relate to the act. In fact, I'm wondering how much of that is known in the industry because I see a LOT of porn where the women's names are purposely changed to sound like American names. I have also noticed that in some of these euro porns, the girls purposely talk soft, and their audio is mostly removed. Again, I wonder if the industry knows that too. -throat fucking violently..to the point of tears, vomit, and slobbering like a Mastiff. I've never had a good sensation from the tip of my hard cock slamming into the back of a girls throat. When you're fucking a mouth that hard, there's no pleasure on the cock.. it's just pure violence.. can't get into it. Vomit, tears? come on.. keep it sexy. -any pussy farting noises. I know it happens in real life.. but try to edit that out.
Gotta agree mostly with angryass on this one. I would point out that if YOU were a porn star, it is like any other job and the word "occupational hazard" comes to mind. This is like saying "There is something wrong with the pizza dude showing up with sauce on his shirt...." If you did porn, I think it would be like a stay at home mom with kids-she gains the ability to mentally MUTE them-it's quite amazing if you've not seen it. So as a dude, I agree that it would be hard the first few times to even be around other naked dudes in a sexual setting-'hard' as in a turn off and difficult to focus on the sex. But I bet pretty soon, it would be like they weren't there. I question if I could handle a MFM 3some for this same reason-but I bet it's like murder-that first time is a bitch (so they say) and then it gets easier. At least that's what all the mob movies teach lol. Edited by - seedfeeder on 8/11/2011 4:12:25 AM
I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04
Posted - Aug 11 2011 : 11:15AM
Yes I'm a black redneck from the small backward town of Los angeles. LOL. Fuck out of here with that and your weak and cliche "thou protest too much" reverse psychobabble. I never have or will advocate violence against anyone for them being gay or anything else. I'm for gay marriage and equal rights. I don't get why so many of my people are so against gays when their struggle is not much different than what we(blacks)went/go through. Yep I'm a real hardcore homophobe.
I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04
Posted - Aug 11 2011 : 11:29AM
Hmmmmm...obviously you are either a racist or you have some hidden sexual attraction to black men. Maybe it's both? *waits for the "But I got back male friends" response.* LOL.
i am rascist for not wanting to watch certain porn? are you serious? how does that work? im a rascist because i like specific porn.. well there is a new one. so cause i prefer brunettes im sexist again blondes? i dont like MMF so am i sexist against men too who participate in them? i dont like skinny chicks in porn too, so obviously im just a hateful person who doesnt like anyone. wow.. your logic is quite bizarre as for the other remark, you are the one that stated YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED if you are so liberal and left wing why you would you even mention violence for doing a sexual act? i never said that your post was all mixed up talking about MMF 3somes but then saying you will get your ass kicked if you "cross swords" if you dont want to cross swords there is a simple answer, dont get in bed with another man, problem solved.
I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04
Posted - Aug 12 2011 : 10:36AM
^^SMH@this guy here. 1. You are a racist. 2. You are a racist with latent homosexual feelings for black men. 3. Show me where I said anything about kicking someones ass because they were gay. 4. I'm done with you. Have fun dreaming about lynching and/or fucking me.
Multiple dicks trying to get in one hole can be amusing as cockblocking, with cocks literally blocking other cocks. That's the sort of thing I might watch on efukt with cartoon voices saying stuff like "Hey, get off my head" and "oh no, balls touched, we're gay now." Porn producers could make some money with the comedy aspects of porn, but all they know how to do is positions and facials.
You did say it Jedi. You said A/ Because they do this, they are gay ("It suggests to me the cats are gay doing straight porn or bi.") And then you said they should get their ass kicked-implying that a guy like you would react that way.... ("Nah bruh, thats going to get your ass kicked. Just once I'd like to see a fight break out over that.") I'd also mention that it sounds like you said the latter sentence in Surfer Talk, which I found highly amusing-doesn't California suck as bad as Ethiopia now? Anyway-it's ok to make a mistake, it's not okay to stand by it or deny it. You DID say it, so quit denying it and take your lumps like a man :)
to throw a spanner in the worx, are the things that turn people off watching porn the same things that turn them off in their personal sex lives and vice versa? or things you do/enjoy doing in your own sex life but dont like watching in porn? for me, going down on the woman i find very very boring to watch in porn..either skip it or fast forward it
Obnoxious shitty music during the sex so you can barely (if any at all) hear any sounds or dirty talk from the performers. You would think that this annoying practice hadn't survived the 90ies, but it still lurks around in a few corners... most recent example was Hustler, "Barely Legal".
^Things like loud obnoxious music and crazy rapid-fire editing indicate (to me) that the producers think their stuff is sooooo boring they have to amp it up in order for the viewer to pay attention and not lose interest. They apparently have a low opinion of the brain activity level of their viewers.
I don't know if you're trolling the guy or just being overly sensitive but you first have to know why he watches porn. Is it the same way he watches a mainstream movie? Some guys care about mood, chemistry, dialogue, setting...you know, all that chic stuff. If so, then it would be racist. But if he's like me, he watches it for vicarious thrills. Wish fulfillment. That's why I like POV scenes. Which is harder to do if it's someone that's a different race. The fantasy is more beleivable if it's say, John Strong's dick instead of Mr Marcus'. Personally I don't consider it a turn off. I've seen countless Sean Michaels, Mr Marcus and Lex scenes.
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blues123 Squirtidiot yet again
79 Posts 4/10
Posted - Aug 19 2011 : 11:21AM
for me turn off is... - fake boobs which are very rigid , never bounce. - girl not interested in sex. she doing it just for the sake of doing it. - muscular guys. they bring huge guys with iron body six pack abs as if they hired some WWE guy for the sex. man should be normal looking. people can connect with it . - slaping - excessive use of 'yeah, nice baby ' or whatever. -not zooming very much. if u freeze the screen and ask somebody whats happening on the screen, he has no idea. it all looks like texture of the screen . redness, pimples is what we get. it should look like man eating pussy not some biological experiment going on. -angled camera.
Anorexic looking girls like the videos that come from asia those girls look to be be about 90lbs I think girls in porn should be a min of 110 to 120 lbs I do not want to see girls that look flat all over a board Edited by - DJboutit2 on 8/25/2011 7:44:19 PM
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - Aug 31 2011 : 8:39PM
Anything that depicts or implies minors having sex is a scene killer. Child or teen hair dressings, stuffed animals, attire like socks or panties, and dialog or role playing is unwatchable and the enitre scene is skipped. It is hard to believe that porn retailers can not understand why people do not want porn shops in their neighborhoods. The best reason to keep porn viewing in the closet. The best reason for the industry to shut up about porn piracy, zoning laws and 2249 regulations.
not that i pay much attention to them, but weird or unusual cocks are a massive turn off as its hard not to notice case in point, Van Dammage looks like his cock has real bad eczema