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nietzsche
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Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 7:47PM
okidoll
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I need a huggie and a cuddle.
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Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 8:33PM

YEOW EAAAHHHHHH! My eyes! Wow. That should come with a disclaimer.

Do you think those stretch marks were added on later? Those almost look like a pattern.... Okay, I know I've said in the past I like hairy men, but . ..

Good thing we can't see his ass.

The truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination.

iiyama
Member

45 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 8:42PM
Katin and/or the Gia Paloma it say so...no
iiyama
Member

45 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 8:46PM
Thrak
Member

229 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 9:25PM
The second picture is Chiquita Lopez. The I'm not sure of, but it's definitely not katin or gia paloma.
 
Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 9:38PM
It's just not right.

Seeing the Minion get laid with those chicks and me not.

And I bet you any amount of money I won't see no pornstar poontang at AEE next year, either.

Life isn't FAIR, DAMMIT!

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 9:46PM
I know who the first picture is.
Bill All-Star Supporter
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5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 9:58PM
You mean "who the first picture was , don't you. I'm sure that she's dead now after being crushed to death by the Minion while posing for a picture.

Just look at the expression on her face. If that expression doesn't say "Get him off of me. I only have the strength to take one more breath." then nothing does.

2dvd
Senior Member

Trading DVDs
1447 Posts
12/00
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 10:06PM
is that melissa lauren? in the first pic that is.
Supahfonic
Member

250 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 10:27PM
Why did I click on that link?
Recondite2
Member

United States of Debauchery
81 Posts
8/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 10:49PM
Because you are Curious George.

Crucifixio Jones, I think I saw a picture of that dudes wang on Lukeford a long time ago. I don't even think it is physically possible for him to be able to enter a female.

Chico Wang is one sadistic mofo!

Edited by - Recondite2 on 9/7/2004 10:51:41 PM

iiyama
Member

45 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 11:10PM
Who is strange boy/girl moustache person in avatar and has she/he/it do any pron thnx.
DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 11:31PM
That is Chico Wang and he produces porn.

DenverDon

Edited by - DenverDon on 9/7/2004 11:31:27 PM

barrybrn
Senior Member

1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 11:38PM
The Minion fucking rocks. You keep on giving the ladies the high hard one! Who's next? Selena Silver? Jenna Jameson? Kami?
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 12:12AM
you never know....
 
DIAMOND DOG
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"Puff Daddy is crap." - Keith Richards
320 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 12:25AM
Edited by - DIAMOND DOG on 9/8/2004 12:25:17 AM
Eric Lowery
Member

West Hollywood
234 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 12:28AM
Can't see his ass? Yeah RIGHT!
okidoll
Member

I need a huggie and a cuddle.
99 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 1:34AM
Jesus H. Christ.... Why did I click THAT link? ! I just looked at the first one. I didn't know there was more.

The truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination.

Jimmy Lifestyles
Member

187 Posts
8/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 2:20AM
I am gonna go with Aidan Layne as the girl in the first pic. Hard to tell cuz the sun is being blocked out. If its her, she's a newbie who was around for a couple of scenes months ago and who i believe is now back for a second try. Good little young freak. Am I on it ? Chico ? anyone?..
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 2:47AM
Bingo you are correct. It is Aidan Layne. She's hot.

The great thing about Minion shooting is that I know if I shoot a girl who gives a great scene with the Minion, she'll give me a stellar scene on video.

I do these Internet shoots simply for that fact.

The Minion is fucking more than anybody has the right to.

Chico

Shylock
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"Patron of the Tarts"
2431 Posts
3/03
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 3:12AM
Crucifixio_Jones,

Ask Kami about her "Festive Hat" policy for the upcoming AEE show.


SHYLOCK
"Patron of the Tarts"
Spieglergirls.com



BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 4:04AM
Friends -

OOOHHH SHIT!!!

This Minion guy is my hero. What a slug. That last shot of him from the back, doing the girl in missionary is CLASSIC! It doesn't even look like a human being. It looks like some kind of Sasquatch. Ron Jeremy should not be called The Warthog anymore, cuz that's what this guy looks like. This guy makes Ron Jeremy look like fuckin' Fabio!

How much did those girls get paid for that act?

BSD

Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 4:12AM
What movies has this guy done? Would be cool to see him do regular scenes with regular girls in regular movies instead of him being used as bad jokes. I mean why do all the guys in porn have to look like Rocco Siffredi?
DIAMOND DOG
Deactivated User

"Puff Daddy is crap." - Keith Richards
320 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 4:18AM
Doesn't 'The Minion' post here regularly? Or at least he did. Don't think he's been around for awhile.
Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 4:47AM
Gotta love Doron the Minion! He's built like a human sasquatch and has a one inch pee shooter between his legs but he's been closer to more hot pussy than any of us.
 
T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 5:07AM
A true Hedgehog indeed. I should be unsettled with this guy for all the Pootie Tang Chico throws him ;but alas,I get quite enough Ass through verbal persuation for free;not needing a Studio Check.However, All truth be told I would for a definate fact purchase a Minion DVD if it was out on video;and would be quite a huge fan. The allure of this Beast with the Hairy Acne Ass ingulfing these sweet nothings;would drive me to the retail store to see each release monthly. Chico gotta come out with a full length release for the Minion.People would see it out of pure curiosity. All Hail to the Minion!
DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 2:01PM
Thank you all for the kind words. I love you all.
Recondite2
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United States of Debauchery
81 Posts
8/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 4:23PM
Your resilience is commendable.
KidWave
Member

26 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 5:26PM
Minion is too dope. I think he is the ultimate porn litmus test.
Crucifixio_Jones
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4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 8:35PM
Oh, I'm well aware of the "Festive Hat" thing...in fact, unless I'm mistaken, I think I was present (along with Mason) for the birth of the policy.

Never can tell what Kami's cryptic comments may mean but I'll try to keep my hopes up. I'm sure someone out there will be a kindly enough good samaritan to give ol CJ a "welcome back to the world of the single" super-screw.

*crosses fingers*

p_ramezap
Senior Member

1550 Posts
5/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 12:17AM
Is this a cow?
melissalauren
Melissa Lauren

834 Posts
2/04
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 12:22AM
No, no, no...
I don t have fake tits like that.

I didn t fuck the minion.

barrybrn
Senior Member

1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 12:39AM
Soon, maybe?
AMADude
Member

Las Vegas
30 Posts
8/04
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 1:22AM
Those girls are stupid to fuck that minion guy. yuck. lol
T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 4:30AM
Only as stupid as 3,000 Whores Fucking Old Fat Ass Ed Powers.Isnt he the Original Hedgehog that slays these Girls with the Pony Tail,Hairy Pot Belly;and Miniscule Dick.Its obvious that the Girls dont complain after they get that Fat Check.Its the grossness of it all;that will push the Product to sell;so more Power to the not so Hot guys Molesting these Young Beauties.
 
clivebuckwheat1
Member

45 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 10:31AM
The Minion is my fucking hero, someone as ugly and physical wreak such as him , but still gets to fuck all these tasty porno sluts.

I wish i was the minion's dick for one day.

Chico you are a powerful man being to do the impossible get the minion laid!!

Your minion in waiting.
clivebuckwheat

scipio
Senior Member

1901 Posts
2/00
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 11:40AM
MY GOD!

He looks like a fucking Rhino!

Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 12:03PM
So it's safe to say this guy does not appear in any movies and he's only being used as a joke on lukeford?
okidoll
Member

I need a huggie and a cuddle.
99 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 2:36PM
Maybe the joke is on us... for looking at the pics.

The truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination.

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 2:41PM
Oh, you will see him. I don't shoot all these scenes for nothing. And no, he won't be on video. There are other vehicles of distribution.
T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 2:52PM
A full length Website;dedicated to the Minion I presume.Lets just make sure these Gorgeous Sluts suck on those Minion Toes.I would crack up to see this.The Minion is now my favorite Porn Guy to watch.Im a Comedy guy;so this is right up my alley.
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 4:05PM
Friends -

I am not at all into beastiality.

It fucks me up to even know that there are human females out there jacking off horses, sucking off dogs, and being fucked by pigs.

But this Minion, "The Missing Link", guy, is probably as close as I'll get. I'd watch it. I won't PAY to watch it, but I'd watch it.

BSD

Zoid
Senior Member

Boobies and Anal
2004 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 4:12PM
DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 4:21PM
Speak badly of me or speak highly of me-just fuckin talk about me.
Snoogans
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 4:51PM
This whole overweight bashing is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. I mean would the reactions be the same if it were an overweight women?
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 5:23PM
RAMSEY -

I just went through all the posts in this thread, and I didn't see any specifically bashing this guy for being overweight. And If that were the principle tone of the thread, I would be right there with you.

I'm sure many of us in here ain't perfect specimans to be porn stars. I know that I'm approaching middle age and am certainly packing on a few more pounds than when I was younger and studlier.

I won't deny that the fact that The Minion is overweight is PART OF the equation that makes his porn celebrity so remarkable, but it is only part of the story and I don't see people fixating on that.

When you combine his obesity, with the extreme hairyness, (which he may or may not be able to do anything about), with what appears to be a degree of uncleanliness, and the general overall impression that this guy makes no attempt at all to make himself attractive or presentable, THAT'S what makes the story and what makes this guy remarkable as a porn figure.

That, and the fact that you could present this guy as he appears here, to 100 girls on the street with the question, "Would you fuck this guy?", and chances are you'd get 100 resounding "NO's!", yet here we see this guy GETTING PAID to fuck attractive porn starlets. And many of us expressed envy and admiration for the guy's success in the porn world.

I'm certainly not making fun of this guy just because he is overweight.

And to answer your question, I DIG plush\carrying a few extra pounds women.

But you already knew that.

BSD

Toylover
Member

Switzerland
47 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 5:27PM
This guy is awfull and he shouldnt be in porn!!

-- Technical DPs are my favourite! --

BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 5:28PM
P.S. -

Plus, there already IS a thriving porn market featuring overweight women, so it must be okay with a lot of fans.

As soon as there is a porn demand for scummy looking, overweight, needledicked, slugs who are resistant to soap and water, and have porn starlets lining up to fuck them, let me know.

I can do that.

BSD

DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 5:50PM
Wow, my personal hygiene has come into question. Let it be known that I shower daily with whatever soap is on hand. I'm a cheap Jew therefore it's usually some soap that I purchase at the 99 cent store. Oh, I use deodorant and axe body spray which is a daily routine of mine. Yes, I go through quite a bit of these products since I'm somewhere in the 600-700 pound range and there's a lot of land to cover. Be right back, I'm having a Big Mac Attack
::::::::::Doron proceeds to the nearest McDonalds for the #1 Value Meal:::::::::::

Ok, I'm back.Damn, they forgot to put extra sauce.Please keep questioning my appearance so this thread can surpass the Teagan thread.

Edited by - DoronD on 9/9/2004 5:50:58 PM

T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 6:14PM
Tell em Doron. This guy gets this whole thing and is not giving a Fuck! Iam a bigger fan of the Minion now!
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 7:13PM
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