YEOW EAAAHHHHHH! My eyes! Wow. That should come with a disclaimer.
Do you think those stretch marks were added on later? Those almost look like a pattern.... Okay, I know I've said in the past I like hairy men, but . ..
Good thing we can't see his ass.
The truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
You mean "who the first picture was , don't you. I'm sure that she's dead now after being crushed to death by the Minion while posing for a picture.
Just look at the expression on her face. If that expression doesn't say "Get him off of me. I only have the strength to take one more breath." then nothing does.
Crucifixio Jones, I think I saw a picture of that dudes wang on Lukeford a long time ago. I don't even think it is physically possible for him to be able to enter a female.
I am gonna go with Aidan Layne as the girl in the first pic. Hard to tell cuz the sun is being blocked out. If its her, she's a newbie who was around for a couple of scenes months ago and who i believe is now back for a second try. Good little young freak. Am I on it ? Chico ? anyone?..
Bingo you are correct. It is Aidan Layne. She's hot.
The great thing about Minion shooting is that I know if I shoot a girl who gives a great scene with the Minion, she'll give me a stellar scene on video.
I do these Internet shoots simply for that fact.
The Minion is fucking more than anybody has the right to.
This Minion guy is my hero. What a slug. That last shot of him from the back, doing the girl in missionary is CLASSIC! It doesn't even look like a human being. It looks like some kind of Sasquatch. Ron Jeremy should not be called The Warthog anymore, cuz that's what this guy looks like. This guy makes Ron Jeremy look like fuckin' Fabio!
What movies has this guy done? Would be cool to see him do regular scenes with regular girls in regular movies instead of him being used as bad jokes. I mean why do all the guys in porn have to look like Rocco Siffredi?
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Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 4:18AM
Doesn't 'The Minion' post here regularly? Or at least he did. Don't think he's been around for awhile.
Gotta love Doron the Minion! He's built like a human sasquatch and has a one inch pee shooter between his legs but he's been closer to more hot pussy than any of us.
A true Hedgehog indeed. I should be unsettled with this guy for all the Pootie Tang Chico throws him ;but alas,I get quite enough Ass through verbal persuation for free;not needing a Studio Check.However, All truth be told I would for a definate fact purchase a Minion DVD if it was out on video;and would be quite a huge fan. The allure of this Beast with the Hairy Acne Ass ingulfing these sweet nothings;would drive me to the retail store to see each release monthly. Chico gotta come out with a full length release for the Minion.People would see it out of pure curiosity. All Hail to the Minion!
Oh, I'm well aware of the "Festive Hat" thing...in fact, unless I'm mistaken, I think I was present (along with Mason) for the birth of the policy.
Never can tell what Kami's cryptic comments may mean but I'll try to keep my hopes up. I'm sure someone out there will be a kindly enough good samaritan to give ol CJ a "welcome back to the world of the single" super-screw.
Only as stupid as 3,000 Whores Fucking Old Fat Ass Ed Powers.Isnt he the Original Hedgehog that slays these Girls with the Pony Tail,Hairy Pot Belly;and Miniscule Dick.Its obvious that the Girls dont complain after they get that Fat Check.Its the grossness of it all;that will push the Product to sell;so more Power to the not so Hot guys Molesting these Young Beauties.
A full length Website;dedicated to the Minion I presume.Lets just make sure these Gorgeous Sluts suck on those Minion Toes.I would crack up to see this.The Minion is now my favorite Porn Guy to watch.Im a Comedy guy;so this is right up my alley.
I just went through all the posts in this thread, and I didn't see any specifically bashing this guy for being overweight. And If that were the principle tone of the thread, I would be right there with you.
I'm sure many of us in here ain't perfect specimans to be porn stars. I know that I'm approaching middle age and am certainly packing on a few more pounds than when I was younger and studlier.
I won't deny that the fact that The Minion is overweight is PART OF the equation that makes his porn celebrity so remarkable, but it is only part of the story and I don't see people fixating on that.
When you combine his obesity, with the extreme hairyness, (which he may or may not be able to do anything about), with what appears to be a degree of uncleanliness, and the general overall impression that this guy makes no attempt at all to make himself attractive or presentable, THAT'S what makes the story and what makes this guy remarkable as a porn figure.
That, and the fact that you could present this guy as he appears here, to 100 girls on the street with the question, "Would you fuck this guy?", and chances are you'd get 100 resounding "NO's!", yet here we see this guy GETTING PAID to fuck attractive porn starlets. And many of us expressed envy and admiration for the guy's success in the porn world.
I'm certainly not making fun of this guy just because he is overweight.
And to answer your question, I DIG plush\carrying a few extra pounds women.
Plus, there already IS a thriving porn market featuring overweight women, so it must be okay with a lot of fans.
As soon as there is a porn demand for scummy looking, overweight, needledicked, slugs who are resistant to soap and water, and have porn starlets lining up to fuck them, let me know.
Wow, my personal hygiene has come into question. Let it be known that I shower daily with whatever soap is on hand. I'm a cheap Jew therefore it's usually some soap that I purchase at the 99 cent store. Oh, I use deodorant and axe body spray which is a daily routine of mine. Yes, I go through quite a bit of these products since I'm somewhere in the 600-700 pound range and there's a lot of land to cover. Be right back, I'm having a Big Mac Attack ::::::::::Doron proceeds to the nearest McDonalds for the #1 Value Meal:::::::::::
Ok, I'm back.Damn, they forgot to put extra sauce.Please keep questioning my appearance so this thread can surpass the Teagan thread.