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Oh well, to all my fans I say thank you an to the haters I say "thank you". Love me or hate me just please talk about me.
-Sleazy D

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Maybe you could film a scene where you actually FUCK Teagan . That would be the best of all worlds and we could kill a lot of birds with one stone. The juxtaposition of the dazzlingly pristine beauty of Teagan , against the beast-like horror and savagery that is the Minion would set a new standard for porn imagery that might never be equaled. Just the thought of it is causing an indescribable warmth in my loins. They'd make King Kong and Fay Wray look like they were made for each other.

Your fans and her fans would have lots to talk about, and both threads would thrive.

Maybe they could even merge the two gargantuan threads into one all encompassing Minion-Teagan thread colossus. Give it it's own forum.

MAKE IT HAPPEN!.

BSD

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Apparently, The Minion didn't kill Chiquita Lopez , and she's a tiny little thing. I wanna see The Minion doggy stylin' Teagan while eatin' fried chicken or sausages or somethin'. As a matter of fact, I've changed my mind. Earlier I said that while I would watch the Minion, I wouldn't pay for it. Well I would pay to see Teagan's pretty mug fully engulfed in the Minion's scrotum sac. I would pay to see her take a Minion facial. Since I saw the lovely Dana Vespoli contribute armpit licking to the porn smorgasbord, I would pay to see Teagan nose deep, lovingly slathering away at the Minion's pit reservoir.

As a matter of fact, that should be the new true test of a starlet's porn capacity. Producers and casting directors no longer need ask; "Do you do anal?", "Do you do interracial?", "Do you swallow?". Nope, just one question? "Would you do this man?" There should be a box on the porn girl application form, with the Minion's picture next to it. The litmus test.

Minion, do Teagan , I'll buy it.

BSD

Edited by - BSD on 9/13/2004 12:22:45 PM

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Chico.....i like Chiquita Lopez alot but can you tell me if her boobs are the same size?

I draw your attention to the picture on this Anabolic site Chiquita photo number 3 with her facing the camara topless.

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Take out contract girls like Teagan. I can't get them because of their written obligations.

Who would you like the Minion to fuck?

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Teagan
xoxo

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I can't believe people are actually hatin' on the Minion. Don't hate the playa . . . hate the game.

That Winnie the Pooh idea is fucking hilarious as is the Ron Jeremy Buddy Flick.

DUUUUDE . . . an 8x8 at the In n Izzy? How the fuck do you get your mouth around that beast? I've personally only seen a 6x6 stylus animalus and that was unbelievable, amazing, and disgusting all at once.

The Girls I'd Like to See in Minion's Dominion #1

- no particular order - (i had no criteria except for girls I'd like to pipe myself . . .)

Brooke

Jassie

Jen Luv

Kelly Kline

Lauren Phoenix

As for Special Edition Bonus Scenes,
Monique Alexander - I'm sure she'd love to debut her first B/G with the Minion

Throw in Keri Sable for kicks!

Ok, lets make this happen.

Edited by - KidWave on 9/14/2004 3:08:01 AM

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How about Charlie Laine? In a Jabba the Hutt/Princes Leia scenario.

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I think another good title would be . . .

Minion - Animal Style

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Here's a funny story. I don't pay full rates for these scenes. They're short, they're quick, they're fast, hard or soft, the Minion is going in there, then pop a load on their mugs.

But one girl, said she wanted her rate increased for the scene. After all, fucking the Minion ain't that big of a difference from fucking DAC or Regan Senter.

I told her, no problem, I'll increase your rate, but now, I'm shooting a full scene, from beginning to end, full fuck session, full-weight missionary.

She declined.

In my book, some of the girls mentioned like Monique or Jassie or Brooke are all girls who shouldn't be in the business to begin with. They hate what they do and think they're hot shit to begin with. I'd rather fuck a girl who wants to earn her money rather than lying there like a coma. That's for marriage.

Choose some other girls and I'll force them on the Minion.

Chico

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or Angel Long

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btw, I didn't know Terry-Thomas was ever involved in porn




Hardware said:
"I refuse to carry my partner, if she wants to have sex then she's going to have to actively participate."

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hit the space bar one time after each comma

hit the space bar one time after each semi-colon

hit the space bar twice after each period

Now, back to the topic at hand: I would rather (attempt) to whack off to a Minion scene than a Teagan-with-fake-boobs-and-chopped-nose scene.

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The scene with Regan Senter and Nina Whett in The Pornographer was kind of badly shot, not the way he normally shoots judging from the pics on his site.

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DAVID AARON CLARK
<bCLICK HERE FOR A MINION WANNA-BE </b

THE MINION
<bCLICK HERE FOR THE ORIGINAL MINION </b

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When a general release is considered a success with some companies with 2000 pieces sold, everything appeals to a certain crowd. Especially when there are 50 million porn consumers in the United States.

Chico

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For the record, I generally prefer to find the Minion hot, cute, skinny, petite girls to really show differences in body type and structure.

Chico

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conjunction junction what's your function?

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Funny thing is, I can always lose more weight, but you'll always be a slimy, backstabbing fratboy. Too bad you have to put people down all the time for physical imperfections to try and salve your own self-hatred. Does having your own "minions" make it easier to deal with that you're nothing but a minion to your keepers yourself?

And say, sell any sitcom ideas lately, or is that magnificent screenwriting degree of yours that your parents paid for still going to waste?

If I wasn't content with who I am, I would probably look forward to the day someone goes "Deliverance" on your weak little ass. Instead, I'll just settle for being happy not to be you.

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Joe: A standing three count for the Wanker. He's taken a lot of abuse, but he keeps coming back for more.

Jim: He looks a little dazed out there; do you think he can really go another nine rounds, Joe?

Joe: That's debatable - Chico's really taking a pounding, folks. Capo left the gloves on and tapped out, and there was some concern that the Wangster might escape unscathed, but in came DAC with a energy we haven't seen from him in a while -- and holy mother of all that's unholy, Jim -- did you see that roundhouse?

Jim: Yes, Joe, that hit him where it hurts, right in the ego. He'll claim he's unhurt, but that's the ref's job, that's why he's out here...well, he's tapped the gloves and decided Chico's OK to go on.

Joe: That Wang boy's got heart, Jim. If I know this fighter, he'll lash back with a series of vicious jabs and some fancy footwork.

Jim: That's right, Joe. He's just so mobile out there! I wouldn't be surprised to be taken by surprise by his next few moves.

Would it be exploitative to picture the round card girls in those tight little hot pant micro shorts with some cheek hanging out in back, and spaghetti strap tank tops, all oiled down and sprayed with water droplets that glisten on their skin like thousands of tiny diamonds?

Bah da da da daaaaaa....I'm lovin' it.

ADT -- a great way to start the day. (No, it's just coffee.)

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