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| realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04 |  Posted - Aug 19 2008 : 4:22AM[Link] |
| cocacoladdict Member 359 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Aug 19 2008 : 12:10PM [Link] |
| HustlerTV Member 22 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Aug 19 2008 : 12:44PM [Link] |
killbillvol69  All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Aug 19 2008 : 2:23PM [Link] |
| Tyler Knight Member 139 Posts 3/05 | Posted - Aug 19 2008 : 2:25PM [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Aug 19 2008 : 6:48PM [Link] |
| Spoonbender Member 352 Posts 1/06 | Posted - Aug 20 2008 : 3:35AM -Girls mechanically saying slutty catchphrases eg: "Fuck me like dirty little whore that I am" blah blah -Renting a video and seeing a plethora of shemale titles all over the place -Platform heels -Directors talking to much during a scene -Guys talking too much during the scene and shouting directions during the sex "Turn around", "Get down and suck". -Slapping, choking [Link] |
| Dr_Fell Member 545 Posts 6/08 | Posted - Aug 20 2008 : 12:13PM The continuing underutilization of: Mika Tan, Dana Vespoli, Madison Young, and Sara Jane Ceylon. The early retirement of: Nikki Brandtz, Luna, Keri Sable, Chiquita Lopez, Anastasia Blue, and Gen Padova. The fact that more Americans have heard of Jenna Jamison than they have of Belladonna, Ariana Jollee, or Lauren Phoenix. No disrespect is meant to Ms. Jamison, but I'll take professionalism and genuine enthusiasm over glamor any day of the week. The fact that Max Hardcore gets crucified by an industry which then emulates what he was doing at least ten years ago. The fact that Taylor Rain retired before someone pitched the winning argument for her to do an inter-racial scene. All compilations. Habitually bad lighting in films by an otherwise top flight director. Formulaic interviews. The decline of Anabolic's Gangbang Girl series. It should be re-imagined or retired. The inability of the industry's reigning princess to stop talking and looking at the camera during a scene. To me, it comes across as self-absorption. The fake rhythmic moaning of many European women. Guys not equal to the challenge of a rough scene. If it isn't your cup of tea, don't agree to do the scene. Girls not equal to the challenge of a rough scene. If you don't like being slapped around, don't agree to do the scene. The inability of many American women to prepare themselves for anal scenes. If you agree to do the scene, be a professional. Cum-dodging in a cum-oriented movie. Most boob jobs/body work. I accept the fact that women have the right to do with their bodies what they please, I lament the fact that so many women don't realize how beautiful they are as they are. Directors who insist that the woman get that last glob of cum into her mouth, lift up her tongue, then swallow, then prove that she's swallowed the load. If she's not into it, the exchange just comes across as the director's lack of professionalism--he didn't do his research before hiring the woman, he didn't properly motivate her before shooting the scene, and he didn't adapt to changing circumstances. Overdubbing. The fact that it has been two years since the last Service Animals film. The inability of members of this website to accept viewpoints that differ from theirs, especially when their blogs and previous posts adequately establish the fact that they write poorly, are not well-read, and have impoverished critical thinking skills. Edited by - Dr_Fell on 8/20/2008 12:40:16 PM [Link] |
| Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 20 2008 : 2:37PM Some scenes you see, it's almost as if the director told the performers to have as little bodily contact as possible. "Make sure your dick and pussy are the only things touching each other." [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Aug 20 2008 : 11:50PM to the thread, I hate it when the female pornstars leave closthes on during the scene. [Link] |
| matchmaker Senior Member 24910 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Aug 20 2008 : 11:56PM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Aug 20 2008 : 11:58PM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 12:01AM [Link] |
| eyeballs a bleeding Deactivated Again 181 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 3:07AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 8:06AM [Link] |
| mr_banks Member 322 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 10:41AM I wanna see her post-fucking for a while. Not too much to ask for is it? [Link] |
| Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 10:52AM But I wouldn't mind more of it also. [Link] |
| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 1:45PM [Link] |
| NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 2:27PM [Link] |
| arlor New Member 2 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 2:47PM [Link] |
| HustlerTV Member 22 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 6:19PM [Link] |
| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 7:31PM [Link] |
| phunphreaks New Member 4 Posts 5/08 | Posted - Aug 22 2008 : 1:27AM 2) Choking 3) Squirt vids (Lame, lame, lame) P_P's [Link] |
| cand86 Member 164 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 8:33PM 1) When girls don't remove their skirts, so the entire scene, they're wearing it scrunched up around their waists (or, sometimes, for their camisole shirts around their waists as well). There's a big difference between being so excited and spontaneous that you just leave it on while you ravish her, and just being sloppy/lazy. 2) Guys wearing shoes during the scene. It just shouldn't happen. About the only time I can imagine it is nice big boots in BDSM or maybe- emphasis on maybe- when the shoes match a specific theme. Girls wearing shoes during sex is overdone and I'd rather see cute bare feet up in the air, but I can see the appeal of high heels thrown over shoulders. But really, naked guys in shoes just ain't right. Socks can be totally cute, but shoes, uh-uh. 3) Spitting. Saliva as lube is fine by me, so go ahead, collect some spit in your mouth, bring your hand and fingers to your lips, deposit silently, apply to body parts as needed. The sound and motion of hawking a loogie is not sexy whatsoever to me. 4) Long close-up shots. Over-editing sucks too, but I'd rather watch something that's more mixed up than the same close-up genital shot that lasts for seriously five minutes. It gets repetitive, boring, and loses the heat you get when have a good 1-1-1 mix of close-ups, face reactions, and whole body shots. 5) Men with no body hair. I don't like really really hairy guys, and I can see the appeal of hairless man junk sometimes, but the whole body- legs and booty included!- being shaved is a little too much for this gal. 6) When straight-guys-go-gay and gay-for-pay fantasy sites don't even try to recruit models who can sell the idea that they're straight. I don't want to say that straight guys can't be feminine; of course they can. But really, in order to make the fantasy real, when there's already so much skepticism, they've got to fit a certain mold. 7) Tan lines. If you're going to be naked, get those white parts tanned to match. Glowing white crotches, fish-belly colored dicks, and pasty butts look even worse by comparison when the rest of you is beautiful, golden brown. None of that, please. 8) When, during the time for facials, the girl or guy in question sits there expectantly with their mouths hanging open, waiting awkwardly and blinking in anticipation of getting cum in their eyes. It never looks hot- always awkward. I either want someone who genuinely is fascinated and really wanting the stuff, or this new idea of the recipient actually using their hands and mouth to get it instead of him jerking off into their face. 9) When rimming/cunnilingus scenes focus on only the pussy or booty . . . it's rarely that visually stunning. I want to see the recipient's face enjoying it! 10) Lesbian scenes where the girls have long fake nails. Can we all say a big collective "Ouch!"? Mind you, I'm not much one for the majority of mainstream G/G lesbian porn anyways, but I'd at least like to pretend that they kind of have had their fingers in another woman before. Actually, long fingernails in general. Aren't they scary when blowjob time comes? 11) Foreign porn where the actors and actresses use poor porno English along the lines of "Fuck me!" and "Oh yeah!". I'd much rather hear them say all of their porno things in their own language, actually, even if I can't understand it (not that you wouldn't really get the gist, ha ha). 12) Dubbing in porn. The fake moaning so prevalent in porn is bad enough- fake fake moaning is the worst. 13) Music that's so loud it covers all the sex sounds. It's supposed to be in the background (when it's there at all). Additionally, I'm getting a little tired of the belief that alt porn has to have screamo punk music in the background- pick your music to fit a scene, not a genre. 14) False advertising. This includes but is not limited to MILF's who are 18, teens who are 25, "lesbians" who proceed to have sex with men, "monster cocks" that are actually terrible fake dildos, porn veterans being billed as newbies, so on, so on. Argh. 15) Uncreatively titled porn, as someone else said. I'm sure there's some hot scenes I'm skipping over because they sound like just another one in a lineup of 300 volumes of the same. 16) Commercials/ads that you can't skip, and, what I have found in at least two DVD's I own- advertisements that pop up at the bottom of the screen (like "Hot women need you now! Call 555-555-5555!") and stay there for a while, not going away and being completely distracting. 17) DVD covers that are unrelated to/never happened in the film, and DVD covers and pictures on the back that have completely different production values and aesthetic than what's actually inside. 18) Directors and camera men talking through a scene (especially POV but even when it's not). Once the sexin' starts, you either have to be incredibly charasmatic or one of the performer's must be on fire and in need of you to point it out. If you have to instruct your actors every step of the way, get better actors. 19) The ignoring of boobs. There's nothing more frustrating than watching a lady with gorgeous breasts and wanting to touch and play with them yourself- and the guy or girl in question is bored and pumping away, leaving them oh, so lonely. 20) When women get described in porn titles and on websites as "bitches". I can deal with "slut" (you know, because it has that kind of sexy, she'll-do-anything! vibe), and sometimes in the context of a BDSM or really rough scene, I can handle it being used, but when somebody posts a porn clip saying "Bitch gets fucked" for no reason other than she's a woman, well, it PISSES me off. 21) Posing and looking at the camera. I'd rather the folks get into the scene. 22) The sound of cameras going off taking photographs, because it takes me out of the scene and reminds me of everything (particularly when the rest of the sex feels very authentic). Can't we get good cameras that still don't make that shutter noise? 23) Bizarre advertisements on websites that aren't specifically about that . . . I am not prepared for vestigial tails (extra vertebrae) dripping with cum or women with three breasts while looking for some more mainstream fare, Redtube! 24) Cuts that show obvious jupming around. It breaks my attention, distracts me, makes me wonder what had happened. I always feel cheated. 25) No female orgasms! I've even started to appreciate the fake ones, because at least they're pretending. Scenes where it's not even presumed to be necessary . . . that just makes me sad :( And there are more, but yeah, 25 is enough. [Link] |
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| Double Vag Lover Deactivated User 306 Posts 2/07 | Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 8:35PM [Link] |
| bgload Member 14 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 10:29PM 1. I’m old enough to remember when pop’s ended on the belly, back, ass, or the tits for the real freaky girls. For me the now de facto standard of the Open Mouth Facial is the greatest invention since TANG (you know, for the Astronauts). However I’m consistently disappointed by so many girls that defy the code and start spitting cum out while the guys cock is still shooting. I understand that some scenes call for the girl to make as much jizz visible as possible so she will work it out of her mouth but damn! After 10 minutes of yelling and pleading for the stud to feed you the cum and stretching your mouth open wide enough to catch a softball its anti-climactic to see her speed spitting the juice right out of her mouth faster that the guy can shoot it in. If you end with the OMF then allow the cum to be in harmony and follow its true path to the erotic after life. If it lands on the face, hair…. wear it…..if it lands in the mouth, tongue…..eat it. 2. Loose all the excessive, aggressive, competitive spitting during blowjobs. As with all these things, it’s a matter of personal taste but I think some directors are adding this not because they think its erotic but they see it as the popular thing [a business decision] and it comes across that way on the screen. 3. Directors who are not in the scene that talk and interact too frequently with performers that are. If you are going to inject yourself in a scene then pull out your work stick and start pumpin. For some reason I’m not as bothered by female directors that are off camera telling there girls to “take his cock”, “open your mouth” I guess that’s a double standard. Don’t know but it gets me hard. 4. Not to bang it to death but cum dodgers should pay some kind extra capital gains tax at the end of the year or something. They must be driven from porn. Thank the cum gods for girls like Alex Devine, Katja, Katsumi, Tyla Wynn, Jasmine Byrne, Heather Gables to name a few girls that understand how to finish a scene. We want to see the girl completely receptive to the cum it’s the fundamental psychology of this stuff. [Link] |
| RFrog Member 396 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 12:38AM Meaning, the girl is not mic-ed properly. The microphone on the camera body is being used. When that happens, I can hear the camera dude loud and clear as a cricket in summer time. But I can barely hear the girl speaking. I wanna hear her beautiful voice and what she has to say. [Link] |
| SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 3:28AM Here's the one I started back in 2004, and a doppleganger from 2005. [Link] |
| Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 8:44AM [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 4:01PM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 6:21PM [Link] |
| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 6:23PM Once in a while, occasionally let the fucking happen in a normal, relaxed body rubbing position. You real missionary, real doggy. I doubt if long time porn stars can remember what it would feel like. On another note I wonder if porn female would find the contact too intimate. More hug-fucking [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 6:24PM [Link] |
| Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 8:53PM [Link] |
| Tobin Deactivated User 450 Posts 11/07 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 9:26PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 11:05PM By the way. I think AMC is gonna have a Dirty Harry marathon next week. Edited by - randomprecision on 8/30/2008 11:06:26 PM [Link] |
| TomChoad Member I Likes Ya 685 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Aug 30 2008 : 11:41PM [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Aug 31 2008 : 5:59AM We foot-guys want to see bare feet and let us decide what's ugly and what's not! A good director will include some nice barefoot-shots also because he knows there's a HUGE crowd out there who are not only into tits and ass! [Link] |
| Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 31 2008 : 8:08AM To me it's also one of those things that pulls you out of the fantasy - that a woman would take off all her clothes but leave on (or put back on) her shoes and/or socks. [Link] |
| Shagdog Member Houston 626 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Aug 31 2008 : 8:51AM [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Aug 31 2008 : 8:55AM [Link] |
| Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Sep 1 2008 : 10:54AM Does it bug you when, during sex, the woman rubs her own clit? I know in real life most women can't orgasm just from vaginal penetration, but in a porn movie it just seems weird. Couldn't she just fake it? (Or maybe the director told her to?) [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Sep 1 2008 : 11:15AM [Link] |
| HustlerTV Member 22 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 6:45PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 7:02PM He was fucking this chick. I believe he was standing and she had her legs wrapped around his waist. That kind of fucking. Well, if you know your Everyhard, you know that sometimes he will be going at it slow and normal and suddenly he'll go apeshit. So that's what happened. He started fucking her pretty fast and hard and then, suddenly, he pulled out, quickly lifted her up to about the level of his chest and shouted - "Ahhhhhhhh SHAT!" [Link] |
| Tobin Deactivated User 450 Posts 11/07 | Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 7:12PM [Link] |
| horndogger Deactivated User 229 Posts 8/04 | Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 3:45AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 4:40AM [Link] |
| Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Sep 7 2008 : 4:32PM Recently I rented a disc that was a compilation of scenes for a particular actress. The scenes were from the late '80s and early '90s. The disc was pretty cheap, but I still like to rent before I buy whenever possible. Boy am I glad I did. It was pretty obvious from the get-go that the DVD was little more than a dubbing of the studio's VHS release of the same title. That's not uncommon, but this studio did absolutely nothing else. I can live without special features, but this disc had no menu or even chapter stops. In other words, the only way to skip ahead was to manually fast forward. So two major problems - first, with a VHS you can at least stop the tape and fast forward w/o watching, which moves faster. Second, with a VHS you can stop the tape and have it still be at the same point when you start playing again. With a DVD, you have to manually fast forward every time you put it in the player - so if your favorite scene is towards the end, you'd have to fast forward through the rest of the movie every time. I know you get what you pay for, but this is ridiculous. [Link] |
| tdb Member 270 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Sep 7 2008 : 4:58PM 1. Outdoor sex. Sex on the beach, sex by the pool, sex in the yard, etc. It just doesn't turn me on. 2. POVs that mainly focus on the pussy and ass. I enjoy seeing the girl's entire body and face instead of just a close up of the cock pounding the pussy and/or ass. [Link] |
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