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killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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4/08
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 3:28PM
^I took his comment to mean that usually telling someone "you look good for your age" is kind of a compliment and an insult. For one thing you're saying the person is kinda old (and 29 isn't old), and for another, you're not even saying they look good, you're just saying they look good for their age. It almost sounds like you're saying "You're old as shit, but you don't look as bad as most ugly old people."
Now I'm sure the poster didn't really mean it like that, but I've known more than one woman to take it that way when they've received the same compliment.
The fact is, Dana you look good for any age. And while pushing 30 means you're not a nubile young 18 year old, you're hardly "middle-aged" either.
But in my opinion, both of those posters were trying (although perhaps not with the best wording possible) to say that you're totally hot.
And they're right. :)
Tobin
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450 Posts
11/07
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 3:38PM
Where is E. 3rd?
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 5:10PM
i'll take any of these compliments. if i look good, i make 29 look good or i dont look my age.
any/all work just fine

Jacco All-Star Supporter
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"liable to deprave and corrupt"
2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 5:35PM
You look good, you young whippersnapper!
Jacco
 
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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^Lucy Pinder
18631 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 5:56PM
Well, then here are some more:
I think it's so fuckin' awesome how much attention you give all your fans here on ADT. Before joining ADT I had long thought that it would be cool to ask you questions, tell you things, shoot the shit with you; and now I can.
Seeing your pic doing double anal on Bella's site was beyond hot. I'm looking forward to that flick big time.
And finally, your mailbag vids on youtube are funny as hell. I really enjoy your sense of humour.
That's it I'm done. You can go back to what you were doing.
sam46
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564 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 6:18PM
+1
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 6:33PM
huzzah! realness!
___AWWdIsGUY-----
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!!! MAJOR LAZER !!!
191 Posts
3/08
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 7:02PM
thats true what rp said you have a wicked personality and that what the industry neeeds more of. you keep it real dana!! (no fake titties wit this thread)
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 7:16PM
i took heinrich and svenja to the vet today.
they had to do a shit load of tests on them and the bill came out to 550$
so the test results better come back saying those two are filled with golden eggs...
or they are going to have to get jobs and start pulling their own weight around here.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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4/08
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 7:22PM
^Seriously... fuckin' freeloading pets! My cat never got a job either. All she ever did was purr and meow and give me little kisses and - I miss my cat! (She's not dead, she just lives with my old roommate friend now.)
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 7:45PM
svenja seems to think the world is her cat box.
it is very frustrating.
i feel bad for having to shut her in the bathroom when we leave the house.
but if we dont, she finds expensive things and shits on them.
think of all the time she spends pooping all over the place she could be out there looking for a job.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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4/08
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 7:49PM
My cat slept with me the first night we got her, and what woke me up in the morning was not the faint glimmer of sunshine coming in through the blinds, it wasn't the singing of the birds who were celebrating a new day, and it wasn't the sweet smell of breakfast being made by a loved one. Nope. It was my brand new kitty, peeing on my face.
Zoid
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5/04
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 8:13PM
How's Heinrich and Svenja getting along?
I was about to suggest that maybe you should consider breeding sphynxes or something, but I remembered that Heinrich is missing a vital component for that. Oops. *ahem*
bigdick
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777 Posts
12/01
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 8:25PM
Dana! Like I said before. You are very a very pretty woman. I can't wait to see Belladonna Buttholes Whores 3 with you in it.
Question? How do you prepare to do double anal? And did you enjoy it? Also! Is there one thing you would really love to do sexually on film?
 
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 8:32PM
zoid, both heinrich and svenja are fixed. and im not crazy enough to become a "cat lady"... not yet anyway.
bigdick. the double anal was great, i enjoyed it a lot, i prepare just like any other anal scene, wash my ass out with plain water the night before and some stretching in the morning.
one of the perks of working for bella is she helps me stretch my ass pre-scene with her bare hands. *meow*
backdoorman
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Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 8:43PM
Dana said "one of the perks of working for bella is she helps me stretch my ass pre-scene with her bare hands. *meow*"
Please tell me that's in the BTS. Including the "meow"
Zoid
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5/04
Posted - Jun 19 2008 : 12:38PM
Now, here's a picture of a cat who obviously has a job.
bassbassbass.jpg
The Fly Is Open
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Where in the hell is my grilled cheese?
575 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jun 19 2008 : 1:12PM
Bobbi Starr needs to give Dana's cats some music lessons.
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - Jun 19 2008 : 2:23PM
yeah i heard the spieglers cat alaska plays the electric guitar.
my cats are social parasites.
SexyHard
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673 Posts
6/07
Posted - Jun 19 2008 : 2:48PM
Dana,
I just posted a review of your scene in Big Wet Asses 10.
All I can say is, "Holy Shit girl!"
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jun 19 2008 : 7:44PM
i like the idea of peoples televisions bursting into flames from watching me being fucked.
Edited by - danadearmond on 6/19/2008 7:45:27 PM
TheSpirit
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Riddle me this...
336 Posts
5/07
Posted - Jun 19 2008 : 7:54PM
It's the pyromania isn't it? Fire is purty.
picman
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Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass.
2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 19 2008 : 10:03PM
I really didn't think I'd have to explain my remark, but only a child or someone whose model of femininity is based on the nineteen year old cupcakes that inhabit the porn world for six months at a time would consider 29 to be old. It's squarely in the middle of physical prime, and combined with maturity and some worldliness, makes for a woman who's self aware, confident and dizzyingly sexy. If you maintain your looks for another ten or fifteen years (at least), then his remark is appropriate.
I may very well stink, but not for my comment. And now back to the regularly scheduled fanboi palaver.
scissorme
Member

145 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jun 19 2008 : 11:21PM
Good post, but considering what porn defines as "MILF" these days, I do think a lot of people find 29 to be old and only want to see high-turnover, fresh teens every few months. I know people have their preferences, but it's a little warped sometimes. It's actually kind of shocking to think that someone like Tina Tyler started porn at the ripe old age of...27 (my current age).
Also, are you an O&A fan (stink, palaver)?
But back to the topic at hand: Dana is definitely a hottie!
I hope Svenja learns to poop in the right place soon.
 
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 1:14AM
i guess a 29 year old milf might make sense if said milf has... you know... children.
not me though. not ever.

Edited by - danadearmond on 6/20/2008 1:15:37 AM

Asmodeus
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az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 3:04AM
Hey Dana, has Heinrich done the "stinky face" since Svenja joined the family? Those with cats will know what I'm talking about.
Edited by - Asmodeus on 6/20/2008 3:15:19 AM
SexyHard
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673 Posts
6/07
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 9:44AM
2 haikus in honor of your scene in BWA10:
TV set afire
Snake stiffens with desire
Hot cum rises higher.
TV, burst in flame
In passion, I spoke your name
“Dana,” then I came.
Clam Digger
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Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.
2268 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 9:57AM
I hereby nominate Sexyhard Poet Laureate of ADT!!
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 2:03PM
"hot cum rises higher" is 6 syllables though
SexyHard
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673 Posts
6/07
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 2:25PM
^^^
Yes, I know, but I think it scans better than alternatives, like,
"cum rises higher"
or
"He cums spurting fire."
And if you read "higher" as "hire" then the syllable count works.


Edited by - sexyhard on 6/20/2008 2:28:11 PM

backdoorman
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Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 3:10PM
I've always heard a woman reaches her sexual prime in her 30's so Dana is about to go molten in a couple of years. Can't wait !!!!!
Zoid
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5/04
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 5:46PM
Dana, I was wondering if there is some kind of story behind your...ehhh.. earrings? You seem to like that particular piece of jewelry very much.. because I don't remember ever seeing you without them.
TheSpirit
Member

Riddle me this...
336 Posts
5/07
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 7:59PM
They could be the secret source of her powers!
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 8:27PM
i have half inch ear holes. if i dont wear jewelry, i have a gaping half inch hole in my ears.
its not like most girls dont wear earrings all the time. my ear holes just happen to be considerably larger than most.
 
TheSpirit
Member

Riddle me this...
336 Posts
5/07
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 8:41PM
So...there are no secret powers?
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 8:52PM
100% all natural gape powers
no secrets, magic or preservatives. no sugar added. low fat and cholesterol free!
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 10:08PM
if you saw me sans earrings... it would probably be a boner buster.
Zoid
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Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 10:09PM
I doubt it, but perhaps we should test this. ;)
Zoid
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Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 10:35PM
More gaping holes = better.. ???
BigBoy
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1/03
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 12:49AM
Maybe there could be ear-hole fucking.
The newest fad. The new anal.
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 2:51AM
my ear may look like an anus... but trust me, it feels nothing like one. so no, dont try to stick anything in there. thats weird.
plus, if you can fit your cock in my ear hole that means you have a pinky sized dick. which is also weird, and sad.
hotnikkelz
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105 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 11:22AM
fuck the tv...I personally have burst into flames.
Zoid
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5/04
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 11:41AM
uh, personally, I just wanted to see it.
BigBoy = pwned. [:P)] or maybe not
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 1:07PM
grosssssss

Zoid
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Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 1:22PM
yeah.. but I think it's fake.
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 1:50PM
no thats real, the ear hole is larger than mine.
Zoid
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5/04
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 7:24PM
Right, I feel we need to get back talking about rear holes rather than ear holes.
You mentioned Bella helped you stretch the butt with her bare hands, and I figure this would make an interesting job... for someone. There are fluffer girls, why aren't there butt stretchers? So, sir, what do you do for a living? Oh, I am a butt stretcher..and a personal anal assistant in porn. I get hired to help girls get ready for anal, so I.. ehh.. gently make their assholes bigger, etc. Sounds like an awesome job.
Edited by - Zoid on 6/21/2008 7:25:04 PM
backdoorman
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Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 9:13PM
Title of movie? "I can hear you cumming".
xformyzombie
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206 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 9:17PM
Belated Happy Birthday, Dana. I realize the photo below is not from your birthday, but that's you in the middle of the photo, correct?
[Image not found DB]
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - Jun 22 2008 : 5:13AM
personal butt stretcher assistant = boyfriend.
yes that is I. dana dearmond, with bella dressed as a nun, which was funny to some people in her neighborhood and nacho libre.
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