___AWWdIsGUY----- Member !!! MAJOR LAZER !!! 191 Posts 3/08 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 7:43PM
aww wicked anythin else special for the rest of the day[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 7:46PM
i dont really have any plans. i might go to the gym and tanning in a little bit. its hot as hell in my house. im just trying to stay cool![Link] ___AWWdIsGUY----- Member !!! MAJOR LAZER !!! 191 Posts 3/08 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 7:54PM
sounds good as dana. its cold over here man im having a beef n tomato soup listening to a bit of disturbed trying to keep warm[Link] Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 8:33PM
Here's wishing Dana a very happy birthday and a big hard cock to help her celebrate![Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 8:36PM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
i was born in 1979.
this makes me 29 today.
and fucking proud of it.
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I'm 7 years older than you. And you can have the seven years if you want them. I wanna be 29 again. Happy birthday, BTW![Link] bigdick Member 777 Posts 12/01 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 10:40PM
Impressive performance in Anal Abyss. You are without a doubt a very beautiful looking woman. With or with a 24 inch dildo up your butt.[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 11:19PM
24 inches is a slight exaggeration. it was 13 inches. which is still fucking long. i am very thankful to have so many fans, friends and supporters here. thank you all so much for the birthday wishes. [Link] ___AWWdIsGUY----- Member !!! MAJOR LAZER !!! 191 Posts 3/08 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 11:25PM
youre my girl dana [Link] popdog Member 865 Posts 5/05 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 11:32PM
Are those hairless cats expensive?[Link] Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 11:38PM DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 11:59PM
daniel and i just made smores. smores are about a thousand times more awesome and fun than a birthday cake.[Link] redhead Member Not so redhead these days... 718 Posts 1/08 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 12:07AM
What the hell is a smore?[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 12:12AM
are you joking? i'll be sad if you arent :([Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 12:19AM
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 12:24AM
^Most awesomest diagram ever! Maybe they don't have smores in the southen hemisphere... ? If so, they're unlucky fuckers.[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 2:40AM
they probably have smores but just call them something weird. daniel is working for naughty america tomorrow, so we went out and got presents for tommy pistol and gia paloma's forthcoming baby boy. shopping for babies is awesome because everything is teeny tiny and cute![Link] The Fly Is Open Member Where in the hell is my grilled cheese? 575 Posts 3/05 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 3:17AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
this might help
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Dana DeArmond always has the tastiest posts! [Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 3:54PM
the diagram is using double the amount of chocolate needed for the perfect smore. [Link] Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 3:56PM
So what would you say is yummier: s'mores or lemon sorbet? .... [Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 4:10PM
uh... thats like comparing apples and oranges... except a lot less healthier. [Link] The Fly Is Open Member Where in the hell is my grilled cheese? 575 Posts 3/05 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 4:58PM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
the diagram is using double the amount of chocolate needed for the perfect smore.
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I wouldn't say twice as much; merely 50% more. Three segments only deprives one quadrant of the s'more of chocolaty goodness.[Link] mgavin Member Anal is My Thing 820 Posts 3/05 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 4:59PM
I when on EnterBelladonna.com. I saw pictures of you, DeArmond doing double anal for the 1st time in Belladonna's Butt Whores 3. How does double anal feel with you, DeArmond??[Link] Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 5:04PM
mgavin wrote:
How does double anal feel with you, DeArmond??
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Read a couple of pages back. Dana already talked about it. To sum up: double anal made her happy. Edited by - Zoid on 6/17/2008 5:05:15 PM[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 5:23PM
The Fly Is Open wrote:
DanaDeArmond wrote:
the diagram is using double the amount of chocolate needed for the perfect smore.
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I wouldn't say twice as much; merely 50% more. Three segments only deprives one quadrant of the s'more of chocolaty goodness.
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disagree, i made smores last night. 3 squares is the perfect amount. when is the last time you made smores? girl scout camp? i rest my case. *bangs gavel*[Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 5:24PM
mgavin wrote:
How does double anal feel with you, DeArmond??
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obviously like two cocks in my ass. that is exactly how it feels.[Link] Tobin Deactivated User 450 Posts 11/07 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 5:51PM
Now he can't wait to try it![Link] backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 7:01PM
Hopefully not like having these two up there. [Link] backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 7:03PM
.......and their peckers are on their faces. [Link] killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 7:15PM
^Honestly sometimes we're like a bunch a 7 year olds around here! :)[Link] backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 10:04PM
.....are not !!! Edited by - backdoorman on 6/17/2008 10:05:15 PM[Link] killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 10:13PM DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 12:29AM
heh. peckers... get it?[Link] The Fly Is Open Member Where in the hell is my grilled cheese? 575 Posts 3/05 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 12:32AM
Dana, would you be willing to settle a bet? The argument is, can a run-of-the-mill anal queen fit a man's fist in her ass? You seem as good a person to ask on the issue than anyone.[Link] Drew Black broken crankshaft 8009 Posts 9/99 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 12:44AM
Dana, I didn't know you and Bobbi Starr are sisters ?(another installment of Skronker's Drunkcasts live from the FAME Awards)
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Drew Black broken crankshaft 8009 Posts 9/99 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 12:47AM
I think this photo was taken during the interview.[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 1:10AM
i can not believe you posted that drunken fame awards podcast. shenanigans![Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 1:31AM
EGG-CELLENT Channeling my inner Valley Girl. I'm so drunk and gay.Edited by - skronker on 6/18/2008 1:39:31 AM
[Link] The Fly Is Open Member Where in the hell is my grilled cheese? 575 Posts 3/05 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 1:31AM
I've been saying for a while that someone needs to make a movie where Bobbi and Dana are sisters.[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 1:35AM
What makes a good asshole day?[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 2:00AM
any day with drunk skronk is a GREAT asshole day![Link] Drew Black broken crankshaft 8009 Posts 9/99 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 2:20AM
I tried to process out as much of the background noise but it sounds like it was a pretty loud room. I'd like to know what the name of the instrument is that measures elasticity.[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 2:27AM
The Johnsonmeter, perhaps? We were at the peak of loudness.[Link] Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 3:14AM
skronker wrote:
I'm so drunk and gay.
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lol.. you are/were. WTF? That's too funny. [Link] Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 3:16AM
Two cocks (minimum) make a great asshole day. I think we've established that.[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 3:19AM
Drunk often. Gay in a laughing way ...[Link] pussyluvme Deactivated User I love conquistador & wana fuck him in his ass 70 Posts 12/07 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 3:30AM
29, God dam your look great for your age[Link] Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 3:45AM
skronker wrote:
Drunk often. Gay in a laughing way ...
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[Link] picman Senior Member Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass. 2884 Posts 1/03 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 6:52AM
pussyluvme wrote:
29, God dam your look great for your age
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I can't believe you said that. You need to get out more.[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 3:18PM
pussyluvme wrote:
29, God dam your look great for your age
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thank you![Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Jun 18 2008 : 3:19PM
picman wrote:
pussyluvme wrote:
29, God dam your look great for your age
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I can't believe you said that. You need to get out more.
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uh, say what? are you disagreeing? if so, you stink. i think i do look pretty darn good for pushing 30. [Link]