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RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Apr 7 2008 : 9:54PM
1. I also have a car
2. Swollen pee hole?
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backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 7 2008 : 9:59PM
The dude singing at the end kinda reminds me of Frank Zappa. That's a good thing.
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Shylock
Spieglergirls.com

"Patron of the Tarts"
2431 Posts
3/03
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 12:03AM
Clickable link of Dana's "hip-hop" boyfriend Daniel "rapping"



SHYLOCK
"Patron of the Tarts"
Spieglergirls.com

Mark Spiegler - Myspace page
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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 12:43AM
Slow down, Whole Milk!
I;m stealing that.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 1:04AM
hmm... so what else do you want to talk about?
:)
oh i am on the verge of half a million myspace friends. thats pretty exciting.
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ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 1:21AM
do myspace have a back-up of your account in case their database crashes or someone hacks it and deletes it? i mean, is there any kind of insurance for all of those people with hugely popular accounts? or will they all just vanish if myspace implodes? that's it, fun's over, try again?
Edited by - ma meeshka on 4/10/2008 1:24:11 AM
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redhead
Member

Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 1:34AM
Half a million? Wowza. I may or may not be one of your half a million 'friends'.
When's the last time you laughed so hard that you almost peed, Dana?
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ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 2:15AM
i'm on the verge of like 278.
but props for yours. my semi-gf has like 8k and she's not famous or anything. like porn star famous. but, yeah. who knows.
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moejuggs
Member

49 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 1:46AM
OHHHH EMMMM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your youtube videos (esp. the mailbag ones) are PURE GOLD!! you and your BF should have a sitcom you could be the next seinfield!! I laughed so hard i like ta die.....
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 12:01PM
i <3 larry david.
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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 12:38PM
I'm deleting MySpace friends daily, though I doubt I will ever reach 278.
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RedClayFH
Member

256 Posts
2/08
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 1:53PM
Yeah, the recent mailbag videos were very funny.
And Larry David is great...I love Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld.
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RedClayFH
Member

256 Posts
2/08
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 1:55PM
Redhead, your title for this thread was clever. I like the alliteration.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 6:18PM
im watching the discovery channel.
weeeeee!
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noahped
Senior Member

2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 7:36PM
Not Attack of the Show!? Olivia Munn was just talking about her vagina juices.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 10:05PM
vagina juices dont really entertain me as much as seeing how steel is made.
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noahped
Senior Member

2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 10:18PM

well, i'm glad your cable guy 'came' so you could watch that.
Edited by - noahped on 4/11/2008 10:19:07 PM
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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 11:35PM
quote of the week!
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ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Apr 12 2008 : 12:59AM
notify neech.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 12 2008 : 2:44AM
i would marry NAT GEO if i could.
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ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Apr 12 2008 : 3:02AM
i can just imagine how much cooler and prettier Nat Geo is in the HD.
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nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 12 2008 : 5:35PM
NeechQuoted™
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redhead
Member

Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 12 2008 : 5:51PM
Cheers!
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noahped
Senior Member

2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 4:54PM
Have you been watching Deadliest Catch this weekend Dana? Good stuff. I guess the porn version would be Headliest Catch, because Deadliest Crotch sounds too evil.
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below_me
Member

An entire generation of men spoiled by a few kinky pornstars. You know who you are!!
654 Posts
9/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 5:10PM
I think this is one of the coolest threads ADT has going right now. But hey that's just me.
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jackthetreacleeater
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2003 Posts
10/06
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 6:24PM
....can I stick my tongue in your asshole? I think you have quite possibly one of the most beautiful gapes in all of pornland, it's so pink, round and inviting, I just want to stick my tongue in it and have a lick.
Nothing says romance like anal sex.
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Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 7:41PM
YEAH! With any luck it could turn into something like The Spirit-dominated "Roxy Deville" thread or the ChodeMasterJ-a-rific "Adrenalynn" thread!!!
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backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 7:57PM
Damn Smg4ever- you're so smooooove and deboner !
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:00PM
i am DVRing the entire season of "snapped"
its about girls who murder people.
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backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:04PM
^ Uh......Oh !!!!
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:07PM
why uh oh?
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backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:14PM
Don't get no ideas there young lady.
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backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:26PM
JUst kiddin' You can "kill" me anytime. You already do on screen.
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backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:27PM
I'm off to bed to watch a Euro classic. "Open Nightly" ttyl !
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 2:24AM
well seeing as this show is about seemingly "normal girls" who sudedenly "snap" and kill people for apparently no reason... i dont think i would qualify to end up on this show even if i was to become homicidal.
if i, or any other sex worker, committed murder, the judicial system would immediately deem them completely fucked up.
which, i am not.
now we are watching the human footprint, it makes me feel back about not recycling more consistently.
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redhead
Member

Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 2:40AM
A la Aileen Wurnos (sp?).
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ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 3:23AM
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 1:02PM
oh the life of a lesbian prostitute murderer, how exciting it must have been.
im sitting at home waiting for a couch to be delivered. and im following that up with driving to my accountant's office to file my taxes.
*party*
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Al3x
Member

ex-Member
603 Posts
1/07
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 1:17PM
smg is a real womanizer. He just knows what a young lady wants to hear
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noahped
Senior Member

2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 1:40PM
Tax that ass!
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 3:14PM
the fucking couch never came, now they want me to sit here until 2. fuck this.
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Al3x
Member

ex-Member
603 Posts
1/07
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 3:35PM
i hope you dont have to sit on the floor
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 3:47PM
its just so irritating that i have sat here all morning and the person at customer service only tells me to wait here for even longer. they threatened to charge me if i leave and miss the delivery, but i have shit to do. (go get a new aim test, file my taxes, go to the gym, take my car to the shop and get an estimate on the dent an asian woman made in my fender)
i am being held hostage in my own house :(
the only other option was to reschedule for another day, so they can waste even more of my life waiting on them.
its not my fault they cant deliver on time.
so we are boycotting overstock.com, best buy, walmart and people backing into my car in the target parking lot.
is there anything else we should be boycotting?
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noahped
Senior Member

2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 4:07PM
How about boycotting girlcotting.
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Zen Master 2007
Member

356 Posts
3/07
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 4:46PM
Based on my most recent trip to the States, I have a theory on this topic, Dana:
Given reduced margins as a result of rising fuel costs, Sears, FedEx and any other retail service that offers home deliveries have decided to run the UPS playbook. Specifically, they program their delivery routes based on drivers making RIGHT TURNS ONLY. This results in inefficient workdays and infuriating scheduling delays. Bollocks I know, but it wouldn't be the first time that someone on that side of the pond "drank the kool-aid."
BTW, my wife and I really dig you. If you and your lad are ever in Copenhagen or nearby Sweden, you're welcome to stay with us.
Zen
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Zen Master 2007
Member

356 Posts
3/07
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 4:51PM
Wasn't that a popular cheer once upon a time, Noahped?
"BOYCOT, GIRLCOT, E.I.E.I.O!!!"
Zen
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PuckerPounder
Deactivated User

136 Posts
3/08
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 4:57PM
My friend once ordered and had delivered a three piece suite and it turned out it wouldn't fit through the door, so the delivery guys (after having turned up late) fucked of and denied any resposibility. Said friend then had to pay a glazer to remove his window so as to get the suite in the house.Lol.
The moral of the story is, 'pay penuts get monkeys'.
P.S: what porn is Dan in, 'cause I've only ever seen him in that rap-satire.
How did you two meet? Does he work for Shane?
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redhead
Member

Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 5:50PM
You should probably just watch Dana Does the Internet...
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backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 6:30PM
Apparently the only place you can get good customer service anymore is in porn.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 10:34PM
Apparently the only place you can get good customer service anymore is in porn.
AMEN TO THAT!
daniel can be seen in about half of the vivid alt titles.
he is the main character on milfinvaders.com, his contract from last year just ran out.
just today he has been cast in the sequel of not the bradys xxx.
so you will be seeing much more of daniel in this coming year :)
we met in the business both getting our start at kink.com
after my first bg shoot for sexandsubmission.com i was asked to domme on meninpain.com, thats where i found daniel.
we never ended up in a scene together on MIP, but we have worked together plenty of times.
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