I used to know this guy whose claim to fame was that he kissed Neve Campbell when they were in grade 2. ;) [edit: added quote, fixed stupid grammar error] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/18/2008 7:25:45 PM
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Bear eats hairless cats like sardines! Doesn't even take the guts out first!
Yeah, I really loved The Descent ... of course, my greatest fear is of being trapped in a tight space, which is also my most frequently recurring nightmare (next to alien assault). Not sure how it holds up on repeat viewing. OK, back to Dana ... cute cat pic.
yes. mike john and tim von swine. both supremely awesome dudes to work for/with. and they always put me to fun tasks and challenges. every shoot done with them leave me with a wonderful sense of accomplishment.
Hey Dana, I just saw on this other thread that you were on "Blind Date" once. What was that like? How did that happen? Were you 'cast' to be on it, or did you really go on looking for a date? Did they know you did porn? And I guess the most important question: did he get a second date? :) I'm totally curious about this stuff, because while I know Reality TV isn't exactly reality, I want to know just how unreal it actually is.
someone who worked on that show kept begging me over myspace to be on blind date. and i thought it would be fun, it was pre-BG porn when i mainly did nude modeling and worked at kink.com it was a total train wreck and they trapped me for about 15 hours with an extremely short, drunk, chinese, dodgeball enthusiast, barista. pretty much as far from my "type" as it gets. they purposely mismatched us, he told me his type was latina women. major disaster, very awkward and embarrassing. i wish i had told everyone to fuck off. and they kept trying to urge me to "go to the hot tub" which was 125% out of the question. they pick you up at your house so you cant escape, fuck blind date. after the fact they begged me to do the show, at which point i came around to telling them to fuck themselves.
That sounds like an understatement! Thanks for the info Dana. I've always wondered where they find people for these shows. So they basically 'recruited' you, huh? So between that and your audition for Californication, have you had any other forays into the mainstream entertainment world? BTW what type of role were you auditioning for there?
i think having over half a million friends on myspace counts as mainstream popularity, most people on there dont even realize i do hardcore porn. some people think i somehow make a living being a myspace user??? i didnt get the part of the "porn girl", i did commend californiacation's casting lady, who also tried to recruit me on myspace, for hiring an actress for the role. because actress are usually better at "acting" i thought the part was kind of written dumb and im a little too old to play such a naive person.
This might sound a bit ridiculous, considering you're "the internet's girlfriend" and all, but because I hardly ever use myspace (I only got an account to talk to one friend of mine who lives on the west coast, who then insisted I get facebook instead), I kinda forget about the whole 'half a million friends' thing sometimes. But you're right, it does count as some form of mainstream popularity. Besides making you unbelievably popular, what else does having that kind of celebrity do for a person? I mean, you just mentioned Blind Date and Californication as TV opportunities... have other types of things come your way as a result? I'm thinking, for example, invitations to parties, concerts, etc. Or maybe lots of places to stay if you ever travel the country... Or chances to get paid to "endorse" products by putting ads for them on your page... How far has this myspace stuff taken you? How much do you think it will do in the future? And just so it's clear, I'm not asking in a cynical way at all... I'm genuinely interested in how the web has the changed the world for people. In this case, I'm curious how the web makes life different for someone when they make an enormous amount of effort to be friendly to others. I find this stuff way interesting since the entire concept of myspace, never mind a myspace "celebrity", wasn't even conceivable 15 years ago. Yet here we are. Oh, and about your cat... Is the picture you posted actually the cat you're going to get, or is that a picture of another cat of the same breed that you found on the net or something? I'm just curious. It seems like such a "school photo"!
honestly, im not looking to go from a porn star to a d or e list tv personality. i was on that showtime "reality" show Debbie Does Dallas... Again. i did not get paid anything extra for this crew to be on the set of Debbie Loves Dallas. and they harassed us and asked all sorts of lame questions and tried to get us in difficult situations. i had to pretend to meet steve hirsh 4 times, which i found particularly lame seeing as that i had already directed a movie at vivid alt. the e channel tried to get me to be in some list of popular cyber girls but i was busy doing my actual job. spiegler keeps me plenty busy and plenty happy, getting paid and fucked, my chosen profession.
the picture of the cat i posted in this thread is the actual cat i am getting on friday. i will probably make a myspace profile for her, take a million pictures and follow her around endlessly with a video camera. i am a crazy cat lady (limit 2) we will also be potty training her with citikitty, as we have already done with heinrich.
No, no, I know... God forbid! I was just curious what kinds of things have come your way. That's interesting about the Debbie show. I knew the whole thing was horse shit (not to mention boring as all hell). [edit: typo] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/19/2008 7:38:00 PM
Dana, have you ever been .. stalked? I'm asking because of your reply in the other thread 'no stage name = easy'. I don't know, but I think some people might consider it...well, not very wise, especially given your chosen profession. I am not trying to be funny here, but I don't think it's hard to imagine that among your huge number of online buddies, there are probably quite a few really creepy individuals. Or this sort of thing doesn't worry you?
Does Dana have a doppelgänger? Or does Dana have a secret life as a model/dancer in Italy? I have no idea who the dame is but I first thoght it was the fair and outrageously-assed Dana! Am I crazy?
Hey Dana, do me a favor. Next blowjob scene you do near a seat could you sit with your legs crossed for a good portion of it? I think that's super sexy and I don't know if I've ever seen it done...I just know it would be sexy as fuck seeing a girl sitting with her legs crossed. Fulfill my fanstasy!!!!
zoid. i have been stalked and also been check frauded, but neither had to do with porn "stardom". i got a stalker from going to AA, and my checks were stolen out of my apartment fire.
that italian model chick is pretty hot, too bad about the fake rack :( yes i highly recommend citikitty, but i will warn you, you have to be attentive to your kitties and clean up after them and praise them consistantly... it is totally worth the pay off, heinrich was completely trained in less than 4 weeks.
hmmmm you might have to be on a couch or bed and get your lean on to do it? Well, if anything it will be a nice challenge for you if you can pull it off.
Maybe I should shoot some of my ideas myself. I'm going to LA end of June for a week, I'm thinking about using my government $600.00 to make a low-budget porn flick...I want to call it Stimulus Chicks!
he doesnt seem to react to catnip. reagan got him stoned once and it was extremely funny. he has a toy kitty he carries around and he was so high he started beating up his kitty and had a crazy huge boner for a long time. we all watched him and laughed and cheered him on.