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Bobcat
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Posted - May 18 2008 : 7:22PM
Hell, you're cute, I'm gonna have to checkout some of your movies.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 18 2008 : 7:24PM
I used to know this guy whose claim to fame was that he kissed Neve Campbell when they were in grade 2. ;)
[edit: added quote, fixed stupid grammar error]
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/18/2008 7:25:45 PM
Tobin
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450 Posts
11/07
Posted - May 18 2008 : 7:45PM
Bear eats hairless cats like sardines!
Doesn't even take the guts out first!
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 18 2008 : 7:48PM
this will be a first for neve campbell.
but i do get compared to lots of hot actresses with good eyebrows.
 
Crucifixio_Jones
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Posted - May 18 2008 : 8:33PM
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 18 2008 : 8:39PM
unfortunately i am not.
popdog
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865 Posts
5/05
Posted - May 18 2008 : 8:48PM
I like the cat hoodie video, very cute.
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 18 2008 : 8:53PM
Yeah, I really loved The Descent ... of course, my greatest fear is of being trapped in a tight space, which is also my most frequently recurring nightmare (next to alien assault). Not sure how it holds up on repeat viewing.
OK, back to Dana ... cute cat pic.
noahped
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8/02
Posted - May 18 2008 : 9:13PM
I like when you Dana descend onto the cock...your blowjob scenes rule.
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - May 18 2008 : 9:17PM
i did another blowbang for mike john in NCDA#?
noahped
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Posted - May 18 2008 : 9:20PM
*fist pump!*
backdoorman
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2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - May 18 2008 : 9:34PM
I agree with Dana. I didn't like The Descent at all.
"And I'm shocked that no one has made a "shaved pussy" joke yet....."
Too easy !!
nietzsche
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Posted - May 18 2008 : 9:42PM
I might have to jack off to this.
___AWWdIsGUY-----
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!!! MAJOR LAZER !!!
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3/08
Posted - May 18 2008 : 10:59PM
what a tease im hungry now
 
ChodeMasterJ
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Posted - May 18 2008 : 11:35PM
for some reason that pic popped in my head at work today.
skronker
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Posted - May 18 2008 : 11:56PM
I heard you rocked that ... Mike John is the best.
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - May 19 2008 : 12:04AM
yes.
mike john and tim von swine. both supremely awesome dudes to work for/with.
and they always put me to fun tasks and challenges.
every shoot done with them leave me with a wonderful sense of accomplishment.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 1:17AM
Hey Dana, I just saw on this other thread that you were on "Blind Date" once. What was that like? How did that happen? Were you 'cast' to be on it, or did you really go on looking for a date? Did they know you did porn?
And I guess the most important question: did he get a second date? :)
I'm totally curious about this stuff, because while I know Reality TV isn't exactly reality, I want to know just how unreal it actually is.
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 2:54PM
someone who worked on that show kept begging me over myspace to be on blind date.
and i thought it would be fun, it was pre-BG porn when i mainly did nude modeling and worked at kink.com
it was a total train wreck and they trapped me for about 15 hours with an extremely short, drunk, chinese, dodgeball enthusiast, barista.
pretty much as far from my "type" as it gets. they purposely mismatched us, he told me his type was latina women.
major disaster, very awkward and embarrassing. i wish i had told everyone to fuck off. and they kept trying to urge me to "go to the hot tub" which was 125% out of the question. they pick you up at your house so you cant escape, fuck blind date.
after the fact they begged me to do the show, at which point i came around to telling them to fuck themselves.
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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3/06
Posted - May 19 2008 : 3:00PM
Your cat is awesome Dana! I love those little guys!
Zoid
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 3:20PM
The answer to that is probably 'no'. [:P)]
Poor Dana. ((hug))
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 3:23PM
That sounds like an understatement! Thanks for the info Dana. I've always wondered where they find people for these shows. So they basically 'recruited' you, huh?
So between that and your audition for Californication, have you had any other forays into the mainstream entertainment world? BTW what type of role were you auditioning for there?
Gunzo
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1377 Posts
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 3:31PM
I think Heinrich is a publicity stunt...
DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - May 19 2008 : 6:28PM
i think having over half a million friends on myspace counts as mainstream popularity, most people on there dont even realize i do hardcore porn. some people think i somehow make a living being a myspace user???
i didnt get the part of the "porn girl", i did commend californiacation's casting lady, who also tried to recruit me on myspace, for hiring an actress for the role. because actress are usually better at "acting"
i thought the part was kind of written dumb and im a little too old to play such a naive person.
 
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 6:29PM
heinrich lights up my life. and he is cooler than me. so, yeah, pretty much.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 6:49PM
This might sound a bit ridiculous, considering you're "the internet's girlfriend" and all, but because I hardly ever use myspace (I only got an account to talk to one friend of mine who lives on the west coast, who then insisted I get facebook instead), I kinda forget about the whole 'half a million friends' thing sometimes. But you're right, it does count as some form of mainstream popularity. Besides making you unbelievably popular, what else does having that kind of celebrity do for a person? I mean, you just mentioned Blind Date and Californication as TV opportunities... have other types of things come your way as a result? I'm thinking, for example, invitations to parties, concerts, etc. Or maybe lots of places to stay if you ever travel the country... Or chances to get paid to "endorse" products by putting ads for them on your page... How far has this myspace stuff taken you? How much do you think it will do in the future?
And just so it's clear, I'm not asking in a cynical way at all... I'm genuinely interested in how the web has the changed the world for people. In this case, I'm curious how the web makes life different for someone when they make an enormous amount of effort to be friendly to others. I find this stuff way interesting since the entire concept of myspace, never mind a myspace "celebrity", wasn't even conceivable 15 years ago. Yet here we are.
Oh, and about your cat... Is the picture you posted actually the cat you're going to get, or is that a picture of another cat of the same breed that you found on the net or something? I'm just curious. It seems like such a "school photo"!
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 7:01PM
honestly, im not looking to go from a porn star to a d or e list tv personality.
i was on that showtime "reality" show Debbie Does Dallas... Again.
i did not get paid anything extra for this crew to be on the set of Debbie Loves Dallas. and they harassed us and asked all sorts of lame questions and tried to get us in difficult situations. i had to pretend to meet steve hirsh 4 times, which i found particularly lame seeing as that i had already directed a movie at vivid alt.
the e channel tried to get me to be in some list of popular cyber girls but i was busy doing my actual job.
spiegler keeps me plenty busy and plenty happy, getting paid and fucked, my chosen profession.
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 7:03PM
the picture of the cat i posted in this thread is the actual cat i am getting on friday.
i will probably make a myspace profile for her, take a million pictures and follow her around endlessly with a video camera.
i am a crazy cat lady (limit 2)
we will also be potty training her with citikitty, as we have already done with heinrich.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 7:37PM
No, no, I know... God forbid!
I was just curious what kinds of things have come your way. That's interesting about the Debbie show. I knew the whole thing was horse shit (not to mention boring as all hell).
[edit: typo]
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/19/2008 7:38:00 PM
Zoid
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 8:26PM
Dana, have you ever been .. stalked? I'm asking because of your reply in the other thread 'no stage name = easy'. I don't know, but I think some people might consider it...well, not very wise, especially given your chosen profession. I am not trying to be funny here, but I don't think it's hard to imagine that among your huge number of online buddies, there are probably quite a few really creepy individuals. Or this sort of thing doesn't worry you?
Lampard
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8/06
Posted - May 19 2008 : 8:44PM
Does Dana have a doppelgänger? Or does Dana have a secret life as a model/dancer in Italy? I have no idea who the dame is but I first thoght it was the fair and outrageously-assed Dana! Am I crazy?
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noahped
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2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - May 19 2008 : 9:14PM
Hey Dana, do me a favor. Next blowjob scene you do near a seat could you sit with your legs crossed for a good portion of it? I think that's super sexy and I don't know if I've ever seen it done...I just know it would be sexy as fuck seeing a girl sitting with her legs crossed. Fulfill my fanstasy!!!!
RedClayFH
Member

256 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 19 2008 : 9:36PM
citikitty looks cool...we'll be getting new cats soon so I'll keep it in mind.
Edited by - redclayfh on 5/19/2008 9:39:03 PM
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 10:29PM
zoid.
i have been stalked and also been check frauded, but neither had to do with porn "stardom".
i got a stalker from going to AA, and my checks were stolen out of my apartment fire.
 
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 10:38PM
that italian model chick is pretty hot, too bad about the fake rack :(
yes i highly recommend citikitty, but i will warn you, you have to be attentive to your kitties and clean up after them and praise them consistantly... it is totally worth the pay off, heinrich was completely trained in less than 4 weeks.
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 10:39PM
chuck, crossed legged bjing seems like it would be difficult.
mainly because of my tallness and most mopes "not tallness"
noahped
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 10:42PM
hmmmm you might have to be on a couch or bed and get your lean on to do it? Well, if anything it will be a nice challenge for you if you can pull it off.
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 10:45PM
i just got back from kickboxing class, but i will get my people on it!
noahped
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 11:08PM
You'll be my bff
skronker
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Posted - May 19 2008 : 11:39PM

awesome.
Asmodeus
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 12:21AM
First Kami Andrews now Dana DeArmond. What is it about hot chicks and pussy cats? [:p)]
Edited by - Asmodeus on 5/20/2008 12:23:08 AM
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 3:10AM
hmm... i think both cats and dogs span all demographics.
but im no scientist. sooo, whatever.
noahped
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 12:55PM
Maybe I should shoot some of my ideas myself. I'm going to LA end of June for a week, I'm thinking about using my government $600.00 to make a low-budget porn flick...I want to call it Stimulus Chicks!
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 2:47PM
tomorrow is heinrich's birthday! *cartwheel*
what do you get the cat who has everything???
Zoid
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 2:50PM
a tattoo and earing, so he can be as cool as this cat:
cat1.jpg[:P)]

noahped
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 3:11PM
milk?
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 3:11PM
raver goth cat = :(
backdoorman
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 3:11PM
"what do you get the cat who has everything???"
5 finger bag of catnip. lol
DanaDeArmond
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 3:14PM
he doesnt seem to react to catnip.
reagan got him stoned once and it was extremely funny.
he has a toy kitty he carries around and he was so high he started beating up his kitty and had a crazy huge boner for a long time. we all watched him and laughed and cheered him on.
Zoid
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Posted - May 20 2008 : 3:32PM
does he react to valerian?
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