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christianx
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1883 Posts
9/04
Posted - May 1 2008 : 5:58PM
good lord people, she got mad at me one time on the naughty america message board about something she thought i said about her, which i quickly fixed. thats all i was saying in my blog today. jesus christ. i love dana to death. :)
redhead
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Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - May 1 2008 : 6:03PM
dana 6.jpg
Pretty!
Jacco All-Star Supporter
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"liable to deprave and corrupt"
2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - May 1 2008 : 6:03PM
An argument is not necessary a disagreement. You can have an argument about where to have dinner, or to which movie to go. Or have a nice debate about how to solve the world's problems.
Jacco
RedClayFH
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256 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 1 2008 : 6:07PM
I'd rather have a disagreement with someone than an argument. But we're just splitting hairs. I guess this is moot anyways since Christian clarified what he said.
 
scissorme
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145 Posts
4/08
Posted - May 1 2008 : 6:28PM
Dana, you look great! Love the hair.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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18631 Posts
4/08
Posted - May 1 2008 : 7:12PM
mmmm, yeah... I echo this sentiment. I also love the dress. Does it say "Obey" on the front? Because if it does, that's freakin' awesome.
RedClayFH
Member

256 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 1 2008 : 7:28PM
who is obey?
Zoid
Senior Member

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Posted - May 1 2008 : 7:46PM
Very nice, very nice, little D. No horn though? I hope "obey" was the statement as, "obey, bitches!"
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 1 2008 : 7:55PM
^Yeah, that's kinda what I had in mind.
RedClayFH
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256 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 1 2008 : 7:58PM
oh, I see
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 1 2008 : 9:06PM
www.obeyclothing.com
www.obeygiant.com
___AWWdIsGUY-----
Member

!!! MAJOR LAZER !!!
191 Posts
3/08
Posted - May 1 2008 : 9:16PM
awwww wow very georgous !!
Zoid
Senior Member

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Posted - May 1 2008 : 9:32PM

Did you at least have a good time? Any blowjob requests? Roofies? Orgies? Anything worth reporting at all? Throw us a bone here, please.
redhead
Member

Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - May 1 2008 : 11:13PM
When I get bored. I draw Dana. I'm a bit of a creep like that.
Edited by - redhead on 5/2/2008 4:49:55 PM
 
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 1 2008 : 11:14PM
i met a lot of fans last night.
i have been leaving my house more lately and venturing out into the public eye...
and with my short haircut i think people are more sure i am me and less afraid of saying something.
it was a good time. kissed a lot of girls. drink a lot of cranberry and soda water.
RedClayFH
Member

256 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 1 2008 : 11:27PM
nice drawing
Zoid
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Posted - May 2 2008 : 1:42AM
Today I will probably dream about lemon sorbet with raspberries.....
Thank you very much.
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 2 2008 : 2:11PM
get it. if you have a problem in your life, lemon sorbet and raspberries will temporarily fix you.
Zoid
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Posted - May 2 2008 : 9:45PM
There is probably no fix for what I have.
And by the way, I wanted to ask you something. How the hell did you manage to amass such an army of myspace friends? You have like more friends than Madonna and Britney Spears combined? WTF?
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 3 2008 : 12:26AM
i reached for the stars, believed in myself and never gave up.
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - May 3 2008 : 12:55AM
^ that's awesome. totally made me lol.
RedClayFH
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2/08
Posted - May 3 2008 : 2:09AM
have you thought about motivational speaking? :)
Zoid
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Posted - May 3 2008 : 2:43AM
rock stars.. hehe?
dana-rockin_.jpgEdited by - Zoid on 5/3/2008 2:44:48 AM
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 3 2008 : 1:53PM
i have spoke at ucsb and uc irvine.
 
Zoid
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Posted - May 3 2008 : 2:06PM
Dana, your latest literary work was simply brilliant.
So it seems having so many buddies does have certain disadvantages after all.
Edited by - Zoid on 5/3/2008 2:19:27 PM
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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4/08
Posted - May 3 2008 : 2:28PM
That's cool! Do you mind if I ask what exactly the topic was, and also how you got the chance to speak there?
RedClayFH
Member

256 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 3 2008 : 2:29PM
was it motivational in nature or about the industry?
Seriously though, you set a good example for other women in the industry with your no drinking, smoking, and drug use.
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 3 2008 : 2:32PM
uc santa barbara is a porn class, they cover all topics.
uc irvine is a sociology of sex class.
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 3 2008 : 2:41PM
if anybody is interested, my boyfriend is now available at lisaanntalentmanagement.com
http://lisaanntalentmanagement.com/casting/casting/guy_page.php?model_id=527
and i took the pictures (except the one with dave naz credit)
i think my male nude photography skills are pretty darn good.
i might try to take up more photography over this summer.
RedClayFH
Member

256 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 3 2008 : 3:00PM
That's funny that you mentioned Lisa Ann, because I thought of her when I wrote my last post. Because you are a good influence on other girls and because you are smart, I think you could thrive at being a talent agent like Lisa Ann. Plus your name is is very glamorous sounding which is a nice bonus.
noahped
Senior Member

2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - May 3 2008 : 3:49PM
Go for it Dana!
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 3 2008 : 3:52PM
i wouldnt have enough patience to be an agent.
when people dont do what i tell them, i pretty much lose my mind.
Zoid
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Posted - May 3 2008 : 4:07PM
Directing then. You can be next Mason.
noahped
Senior Member

2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - May 3 2008 : 4:27PM
I was typing about photography!
 
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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4/08
Posted - May 3 2008 : 5:38PM
Dude, she's already a director!
Crucifixio_Jones
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10/03
Posted - May 3 2008 : 6:16PM
Watch your tongue! There will be no "next" Mason.
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ChodeMasterJ
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5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - May 3 2008 : 11:08PM
very nice. the pics. that you took.
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 4 2008 : 12:40AM
i dont really love directing.
i really enjoy performing.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 4 2008 : 2:56AM
^And I really enjoy watching you perform. GOD, do I ever enjoy it! :)
backdoorman
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Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - May 4 2008 : 8:53AM
^ The fact that you enjoy it is obvious and makes it enjoyble for us. Kudos.
Zoid
Senior Member

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Posted - May 4 2008 : 9:03AM
Let's hope she means porn by performing.
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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1/06
Posted - May 4 2008 : 11:03AM
well yeah, currently porn is what i perform.
but in the past i was a figure skater and danced in parades at both walt disney world and universal studios florida. before i was a stripper. i had a short stint playing flute in school band as well, it was a required credit.

Crucifixio_Jones
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4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - May 4 2008 : 12:13PM
For some reason, reading that resume was completely hilarious to me and I mean this in the nicest, competely respectful and ironic way possible: Who would've thunk that adding up those distinctly separate parts would one day result in Dana DeArmond becoming a pornstar?
A figure skater and dancer in front of large crowds graduated from playing one kind of flute in her school band to a whole 'nother level of exhibition, playing a different kind of flute for her hundreds of thousands of fans.
No one else sees the humor in that?
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Zen Master 2007
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356 Posts
3/07
Posted - May 4 2008 : 12:21PM
"Well now that you mention it, this one time in band camp..."
[:P)]
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Zoid
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Posted - May 4 2008 : 12:22PM
I also remember Dana's new year's resolution, and I am somewhat skeptical.. about figure skating. Got pix?
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 4 2008 : 5:17PM
"sunny lane" and i were in the same skating club.
i was in it from 8 to 16. i was at disney ages 16, 17 and 18.
i was seasonal at universal in 99 and 2000. and was a stripper on and off at the same time.
i moved to california in feb 2001, after not hearing back from universal about that years mardi gras celebration.
they tried to take me on the parade about 3 days before i moved out of state.
none of this is a lie.
my resolution to lie more hasnt really panned out.
moejuggs
Member

49 Posts
1/08
Posted - May 4 2008 : 6:30PM
I'm seeing the beginning of a great movie here.....
that must have been one hell of a skating club....
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - May 4 2008 : 6:36PM
uh.... we were 12. dont be creepy.
Zoid
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Posted - May 4 2008 : 6:50PM
Personally, I am inclined to believe everything you said, Dana, but I think CJ was right. That does sound kinda like a resume. If I had any money, I would certainly hire you to perform. I can picture you giving me a lapdance on skates while playing a flute. That would have been heavenly. But alas, all I have of value are kidneys, blood and semen -- none of which you'd want as payment, I presume. [:P)]
Oh well..I just hope you've had a great weekend and recovered your vocal abilities, angel.
Edited by - Zoid on 5/4/2008 6:51:22 PM
RedClayFH
Member

256 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 4 2008 : 6:54PM
were you guys friends? I just looked on iafd, and you guys are around the same age (you are a bit older). That's such a coincidence that the two of you would end up in the industry. It's like Britney and Christina being in the Mickey Mouse Club. haha
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