Great Goddess Lana the world of mortal men implore you,please use your heavenly charms to convince Pierre Woodman to release ASAP your eternal classic of filthy,erotic animal husbandry,this scene threatens the bowels of Hades itself!Dear Mr. Woodman you are undoubtedly a pussy whisperer of unequaled genius!I nominate you to replace The Amazing Kreskin!Gorgeous Slut Goddess Lana thank you for restoring our faith in The Endangered Species Act!Mr. Woodman I nominate you to share a national holiday with boar hunting season!Sweet Goddess Lana I name you fur-coat saleswoman of the year!Dear Mr. Woodman I nominate you best hostage photog ever!Sacred Goddess Lana THANK YOU,only Goddess Lana-King Kong could possibly compare,possibly!Mr. Woodman your great erotic art has obviously resulted in porn's greatest credit rating!May the sun never set on The Woodman Anal Empire!Goddess Lana we shudder to think what upcoming shocks of erotic fantasmagoria you have in store for your devoted worshipers!
^ Not me, And ya secondly that scene wouldn't be Lana's first squirt. Lana already was made to squirt by Keiran Lee in their very first Brazzers scene.
Neither am I sad I would say the least, I guess just puzzled and more or less happy that she is done with Woodman for now and she will be able to use her wonderful time in Europe for other wonderful studios or maybe just experience the culture and beauty of Europe, Happy for her in that way :)
Do you think Lana allowed Pierre to enter her beautiful butthole?
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sonofharpy Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 9 2017 : 5:39PM
^ Lets not play speculations because we know what happens when this thread turns into speculating things. Maybe Lana herself could answer that question.
I was just asking because Pierre didn´t tagged anything about anal in his thread. Can be a nice scene though without anal! Looks like Lana found a partner with Pierre to explore a way more sophisticated areas of sexual desires. GREAT.
Do we know she filmed WITH Monsieur Woodman and not just FOR him? He doesn't always participate in every scene. I imagine he did (I mean, if I had the chance to nail someone as gorgeous as Lana I would certainly try) but it's not a 100% certain he did, as of yet.
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Posted - Jun 9 2017 : 6:53PM
I like this idea! Can a throw out a couple of other names if Aidra is not available? In no particualr order: Lena Paul Ashley Adams Jojo Kiss Riley Reid Edited by - PornStarNamedBuckNaked on 6/9/2017 6:54:10 PM
if Lana wants to shoot for any studio it should be her choice, not Anyone else's, not even her agent's . It's your choice Lana if you'd like to shoot for legalporno, they're good guys tbh & lot's of U.S stars shot with them recently like Veronica Avluv, Angel smalls, Aj Applegate & Britney Amber.
^^ Hmm, that's a different outfit then Lana was wearing in the previously released Gangbang Me promotional pics: Was there just a wardrobe change in the scene or are there perhaps more HardX scenes in the offing? Either way I dig those sexy boots. Hope they stay on for at least a portion of the scene.
Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10
Posted - Jun 9 2017 : 9:00PM
I agree. I love it when a woman keeps her heels on during a scene!
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sonofharpy Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 9 2017 : 10:20PM
If some of you are still wondering why the wardrobe change in pics then this is what Mason posted in her thread:So basically its the same bra but with the cups removed.
The wires in my head are running hot. Never waited so bad for something like for this. All my porndreams will come true, I'm sure. Thank you Lana for sharing. Never expected.
Thank you Mason for this information. When I am honest I never would guess a destroyed couch is the often the reason why girls put away their high heels pretty quick: ) But maybe you can understand that thing with the high heels. To me a good example is Lana´s scene for bangbros where the scene starts in car with that amazing teasing and a wonderfull blowjob by Lana. She looks absolutely fantastic in jeans and highheels there and it was so awesome only see her switching seats to get closer to the cock wearing heels. Doggy style sex with Lana wearing heels simply looks UNBELIEVABLE HOT. I also love it when pantys are only pulled down but not completly taken away in that position : )
I think this is sad it that´s true. Lana should have at least the option to choose and not her agent if you ask me. I think Lana would enjoy Prague very much, because it´s one of the most beautiful cities in Europe. You won´t find any city in US with so much history and mindblowing archtectonics at all. Please don´t forget that Lana is global star and she has million of fans in Europe too. We will welcome her with open arms!
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sonofharpy Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 10 2017 : 7:07AM
Woodman's post from his forum. I think If Lana wants to shoot with a particular studio it should be totally her decision and not something that should be influenced by someone like Woodman or fans or even her agent. But that is if Lana "wants" to shoot it but here in his post he says apparently not just the agent but Lana too denied the proposals from Legal Porno. I have personally been on the fence with this Legal Porno thing, pretty much neutral and something like "well and good" with Lana shooting if she wants to. My personal preference had been for her to build her anal repertoire first and then shoot after a year or two (the gangbang DAP kinda trademark LP scene) but she could always have done a DP or 3 on 1, so this news doesn't really affect me that very much but I guess disappointing for the people who wanted her to shoot LP. ^ Also besides that, I wonder why does he care about what she does with other studios besides his or if her agent or she has been contacted by a particular studio or not. Kind of really baffling Edited by - sonofharpy on 6/10/2017 7:18:27 AM
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Posted - Jun 10 2017 : 7:19AM
do you believe woodman?? lol he told her they are evil, her agent told her too. End of the story. Pretty obvious she denied. her loss they are so bad veronica avluv is flying to prague again this july to shoot a bunch of new scenes for them.
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sonofharpy Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 10 2017 : 7:31AM
Ah well doesn't bother me the LP case anyways, just posted what I saw on his forum and what I thought about it. Moving on I am definitely excited about her upcoming Gangbang. Lana looks stunning as hell in that outfit and that amazing boots and that premise of her going through the tunnel and stuff really looks amazing and kinky. With 5 absolutely great male performers, I think this Gangbang will definitely blow our minds away, I can't wait for the trailer to drop. Mason if you are reading this please drop the trailer soon, we all are waiting with anticipation. .
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JackSparrow Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 10 2017 : 7:36AM
For that is sure not Woodman his business if she wants to shoot for LegalPorno or not. but his ego is so big, he must speak about it and everyone who is not his opinion is an idiot or had no clue at all. sometimes a simple no comment ,is more than speaking about things that are HER business and nobody other dude who have paid her to fuck for him/with him like any other producer.
Yes, she looked great, but honestly has she another chance? 😉 And yes, Van Wylde is surely a nice guy, nothing personal, but a bit lame. But excuse me and I hope I don't get banned for it, isn't it so with nearly all from NA hired male talents? At least it's my impression ...
I think Lana can ask someone who worked for LP (Casey, Jennifer, Ella, AJ...) and make her own opinion about it. They all worked with Gonzo studio, not Giorgio Grandi(more extreme, whom everyone is so afraid of).
I don't want go be dragged in the middle of this beef, as it's not mine. I hope everyone can chill out for now. I have never worked for LP so I don't have an opinion on them. I've only heard things good and bad. I met Pierre who I have also heard good and bad things about. He is freinds with derek who treats me like gold, and I respect him very much. So of course I will be nice with Derek's freind. I didn't have a bad experience on set, he was respectful of me, Im very much in control and not a girl who is afraid to say no to things she dosent like. If you don't like Pierre then just don't watch it. I still have no opinion on LP as I've never experienced them, I think nothing bad of them. I'm a person who likes to form opinions on my own expierences not off hear say. So I would appricaite if people would stop starting drama. Things will come with time. I have lots of good content comming your way. Soon I will do a press release of the companies I'm working for in Europe, I'll be there all month so there will be a variety. Edited by - lanarhoades on 6/10/2017 12:47:32 PM Edited by - lanarhoades on 6/10/2017 12:49:33 PM
Well, I hate woodman so it looks like i'll be sticking to all of your US shoots. Can't wait for whats to come. Hopefully there's some more kinky stuff in the future. ----Dread's Twitter----
Maybe the best scenario would have been to shoot for neither of them, save any hassle The only Lana related porn problem I have atm is her scenes aren't getting released quick enough for my liking :)
Working with Rocco and shooting an anal scene with legend is the best thing that you can do, Lana! You will make my wildest, horniest dream come true!
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JackSparrow Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 10 2017 : 11:55AM
^^ well obviously too late ,judging from the pics she already did it with one of them ,sadly as it is. Edited by - JackSparrow on 6/10/2017 11:55:28 AM
While I dislike both LP and Woodman (mainly because of their terribly shot and edited content) the latter is once again spreading lies. Lana herself said she would like to shoot for LP and Mr. Fake Piss said both Lana and her agent declined to shoot for LP. There's obviously more people who'd her to shoot with LP than Woodman so why would her agent side with Woodman and deny her to shoot with LP? Just hope Rocco will manage to book her. A real legend of the industry. (Of course Mr. Fake Piss got something against Rocco as well. Attacked him several times over nothing)
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