(Up the) Shitter Island. A US Marshal visits a psychiatric facility for the criminally insane on Shitter Island. They arrive there to find that the inmates and staff spend most of their time fucking each other in the ass.
For the most part, I'm pretty sick of the porn parodies, because it seems really pointless. The porn version's never going to capture whatever it is you like about the original show/movie, and having to stay within that framework will only hinder whatever it is you're looking for in a porno. That being said . . . Am I the only one who'd watch a porn parody of IT'S ALWAY SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA? Granted, it's kind of a dude-heavy show, but between Sweet Dee, The Waitress and Artemis, there'd be enough combinations. Not to mention any number of random female characters the porn parodies tend to throw in who weren't in the source material . . .
I don't actually want to see Human Centipede parodied. I have watched mainstream parodies, when they were free on television or library videos. Anything that costs money to watch must meet a higher standard of presenting itself. Porn parodies are currently at a much lower standard of presentation.
We don't have anyone willing to fuck on camera that can fit this description, but I would like to see a good parody of President George Bush Jr. The way he came across as a simpleton (although really he was intelligent, he was just trying to speak to the masses) caused a lot of lampooning on SNL and Mad TV over the years.
If there's politics in this thread, can we keep relating it to parodies? So, to second the poster, I too would like to see the Bush Administration parodied in porn and I think it could be for Not Fox News 2.
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Posted - Oct 12 2010 : 4:46AM
NONE! I HATE EVERY SINGLE PARODY! Hate them ALL! The next time I spend 2 minutes watching one will be the first time in some time. Do away with them - they are STUPID!
I really don't want to turn any thread away from its original intent, but for ANYONE to actually believe george DUMBYA had an iota of intelligence as President, is LUDRICOUS! Now in rebuttal, "bring it on," in the words, the most inept, arrogant, ignorant and immature man to ever set, in what I called the "FRIGHT House" for eight miserable years, said to Muslim terrorist, serving to stir up even MORE of a Hornet's nest for the United States and the rest of the non-Muslim world. Oh! and who can forget that profound DUMBYA remark, "the important thing here is to make sure our kids IS learning."---EVERYTIME the boob opened his mouth, America "shuttered!" Perhaps two acronyms can say it BEST: For most of the nineties, The United States had CLINTON, a "Charismatic Leader's Intelligent Needs To Our Nation," and to start the 21st Century, BUSH, a BUMBLING UDDERLY STUPID HORROR!-- a HORROR, for which we are STILL paying the price, btw! Bill Clinton's "runaway hormones," didn't frighten me one bit, but george w bush's NO WAY brain, frightened the HELL out of me each and every day, and by making America the "caretakers" of both Iraq and Afghanistan, resulted in the death and maiming of over one MILLION men, women and children, including THOUSANDS of our bravest young men and women. This is a "baby-sitting" service we will be paying decades for, and maybe (only speculating here with the first part of this hypothesis, but NOT the second) even had MUCH to do with the fact that george w bush (a little man in every way) left Washington as both the WEALTHIEST and LOUSIEST President in the history of these United States!!
George W. Bush is the second-most highly educated president of all time, and the only one with an MBA. Education =/= intelligence but I find one has to be reliably intelligent to succeed at that much schooling.
Thank you Cody! People don't understand why we have to police the world to keep another 9/11 from happening and I don't know how to explain it other than to say if we hadn't fought in Iraq and Afghanistan we would probably not exist today.
^ the last 2 posts are in the upper echelon of the stupidist posts I've ever read here in my almost 8 years being on ADT. Congrats guys. You topped Alex Panzer talking about turd farming and posting pics of his food-encrusted keyboard. We definitely need a party to celebrate this milestone in Retarditry. You guys deserve a standing ovation. [Image not found DB]
Sometimes I laugh at the trolls and fanboys. Maybe I'd watch a parody of porn forums. No guys, just female performers and mods falling out of their chairs and laughing so hard they're too weak to get off the floor.
I don't think that it is bullshit, but let's just agree to disagree before one of us gets banned. Think about one thing: What do you think would have happened if we had left Iraq and Afghanistan in the control of Muslim extremists? Also remember that Iraq had biological weapons, no matter what the liberal media says.
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
Posted - Oct 14 2010 : 6:13PM
You've got a better chance of getting Wesley Pipes and Nick Manning to shut up during their scenes than you do of changing Chode's opinion on this subject.
Come to think of it, MHarris may just be right--a porn parody on the former "LESSIDENT" might be just what we need. I'll even set the scene for you: First, we have a female figure, wearing the upper half of an Uncle Sam costume, complete with mask and top hat, walking in the Mohave (very close in appearance to parts of Iraq) with her bare legs and ass glistening in the bright desert sunlight. Next, jumping out of a small Piper Cub Airplane, we see a short, pudgy fellow, wearing a george w bush mask and dressed in an ill-fitting, "crotch-padded" flight suit, strut arrogantly toward the "Uncle Sam costumed woman, bend her over and proceed to ram his smallish pecker (Max Hardcore style) repeatedly into her butt. Then, when finished, the banner "Mission Accomplished," held by several disheveled Iraqi military officers, is seen flowing in the background. Now, THAT would be porn parody, "true to lifeism," worth seeing!!!!
Porn Parodies...this is a job for The Minion? Time to bring that "classic" from 1958 back to the screens and get The Minion to get himself honed for the lead role as The Blob or in this case The Knob. Yes it's EVIL,it will destroy anything in it's path..and that's just the Minions Sperm. The Knobs Blob aka..The Minions DNA. Cumming Soon to a screen near you,no animals or children were harmed in the making of this movie..i think? You wanted sore Arses we have given you sore arses-watch amazed as The Knob goes balls deep,lock up your cream cakes and tighten your sphincter muscles a dark cloud is about to descend over Porn Valley.
Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade. 1441 Posts 5/10
Posted - Oct 15 2010 : 12:38AM
What do you mean one of you?... Anywho, don't want to weird anyone out, but what about a Splice parody. Too much? Crimson Rain...What A Sight Edited by - THICK_LOVA54 on 10/15/2010 12:40:07 AM
If we would have LEFT them in control of Muslim extremists? They are controlled by Muslim extremists still. Our 'Liberation' of the countries has killed tens of thousands of innocent people, some estimate in the HUNDREDS of thousands, and made the world hate us even more than they already did. You wonder why the world hates Americans? Exhibit #1 and #2 are the countries you listed. As for the biological weapons...who do you think helped him build the facilities to manufacture the biological weapons with our silent blessing by looking the other way even though we knew he was doing so? Drum rollllll....US leaders and US corporations. He was our ally then against them horrible Commies, therefore he was our friend. Read some history outside of mainstream media, either liberal or conservative.
Not trying to. I am just trying to prevent another blow-up from derailing this thread. "Agree to disagree" means that you accept that another's opinion is different and talk about something else such as how great Bobbi Starr and Dia Zerva look in chains being whipped by Matt Williams.
I believe that I am at least as intelligent as either Bush. At least Bush knew how to make even most complicated subjects simple enough to talk to the average Joe. I talk like I spent too many years in the ivory tower called a university (which I did, but at least I have a nice pension for it). I have trouble explaining business, finance, world affairs, etc. to anyone without at least a master's degree candidate. I run into that issue a lot with my family, some of which only have a high school diploma or GED.
Nice but I don't have my SAG card. Also, Lloyd's of London won't insure any movie I do since I've destroyed a bunch of Craft Service tables. I am looking to do a guest role in a future episode of Glee....the Meatloaf edition.
Look for me to return to action soon.No, it won't be sticking my 2 inch pecker in some chick's uterus. I'll be Oprah's bodyguard as she starts her own Cable channel. I'll get $1000 a week plus room and board. To top it off I'll have unlimited refrigerator privileges and I have to keep white women away from Stedman. The Minion Somewhere wondering if they'll bring back the double Big Mac
how about the Mary Tyler Whore show? lol I am suprised no one has done an dancing with stars. Also, what about since the hting with the latina reporter and football players and bret favre and the host, maybe a parody about athletes and reporters?
I'd be interested in seeing parodies about certain female "superherores". Not Wonder Woman and crap like that, but, say, Vampirella, Barb Wire, something like that. I always thought Shyla Styles would be great as Druuna from the Heavy Metal Comic book. Or maybe even a parody of Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making The Grade.
On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09
Posted - Oct 26 2010 : 1:06AM
He wouldn't have gotten in had it not been for Daddy. Probably the smartest in recent history was actually Jimmy Carter and had a degree in Nuclear Physics. He also finished in the top 10% at the Naval Academy. Too bad he stunk as a president. Back to the topic at hand. My top three choics for a parody, even though I'm looking forward to Vivid's Superman with Andy San Dimas, I'm not a big fan of the run of the mill ones. Buffy Friends Two & 1/2 Men. Edited by - rosco fuji on 10/26/2010 1:10:45 AM
Hi mharris127, You know, I have never been whipped by Matt Williams except a flogging/tickle test shoot you can find on KinkonDemand. Is that what you are referring to? Thanks for thinking me on this thread! Cheers Dia
On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09
Posted - Oct 28 2010 : 12:07PM
Just to point out that my point is very merited. Ivy League schools receive roughly 11 applications from around the world for every student they accept, so realistically anything less than a 1500 wouldn't even be considered. As an elite school, there is no way in hell a 1206 would ever qualify for admission without strings pulled, arms twisted, checks written, etc. Point of note: My cousin's hubby is an expert in the college admissions field; seriously he is, PhD and all. At one point he ran the SAT & GMAT programs at ETS, and then was the #2 guy at another Testing company before retiring. I asked him about this and he said Bush's admission was a "Gimme."
Actually I was grasping at straws here trying to prevent this thread from turning into a fist fight. I can't say I have seen that scene to tell the truth. I would like to see a scene with you and Matt, though. I'll have to look for that test shoot when I get ready to buy more porn -- thanks for giving me the info to look for it. Evidently my attempt at humor succeeded, the thread is calm now, the mods are safely locked in their bunkers and Steph is busy cleaning the forum bathrooms as we write.
As I don't work for and have never worked for Yale (I think that is where he went to school), I don't know how G. W. Bush was admitted. From my experiences in academia, I can say that influential alumni can sway a decision one way or the other, especially if said alumni writes a $5 million check to the financial aid fund. I will concede that could have happened regarding G. W. Bush and Yale. Yes, his middle initial is W, everyone around the White House and the media addressed him as such. Bush Sr.'s initials were G. H. W. Bush.
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Posted - Oct 7 2010 : 10:46PM
