To counteract the post-disappearance conspiracy: Daredevil says: Hey Penny me and the boys & gals over at Adult DVD Talk’s forum were wondering where you’ve been (especialy Ultrasiet 2, and Matchmaker), so I thought I’d drop a line & invite you back. Your Penny Flame thread has been growing daily thanks to Ultra & Matchmaker, having a running conversation, which is pretty comical, but it would be even better with the Flaming Flame sharing her thoughts too. As Far as your living arrangements, I think if you can afford it, you should have a place in LA, and up north too. I know if I could afford another home in the south I’d do it. It’s 9 degrees here in Michigan, and cold as a witch’s tit. Peace, Daredevil February 10th, 2008 at 7:46 pm Ultrasiet2 says: Your comment is awaiting moderation. Dear Penny, Hello, it’s Ultrasiet2. Yes, the very same Ultrasiet2 who was once your No. 1 fan. Yes, for about a fortnight, I was No. 1 in the rankings, and I remember that time well. When I got the news, I remember the shade of the light outside, and the cool reassurance of the Australian coastal breeze. I called my sister, and I was crying tears of only the richest happiness. Sure, she didn’t know who the hell you were, and I remember her irate voice enouncing ‘get a fucking grip you dipshit!’ but these callous reproaches didn’t matter, because out of all the fanboys who were at that moment in time experiencing glue-like euphoria with your films, I was numero uno. Of course, I knew it was going to be hard to stay on top. There are so many fanboys with such huge budgets and relentless masturbative capacity that it’s difficult to compete with them. In my heart, I knew I didn’t want to compete with them. When the fall came, it came hard. I went from being a minor celebrity, largely only around other Penny Flame fans, to deep sadness. I ended up on the streets, largely because I bought everyone I knew copies of Penny Flame’s Out of Control, and unfortunately for me, I knew a shitload of people. Going broke was one of the hardest experiences of my life, almost as hard as watching your scene in Sex & Violins without moving one’s hands below the belt-line. Still, that which does not kill you, can only make you hate life and suffer internal injuries and put you in support groups where all the other people there are complete assholes who talk to you like a baby and bore you with their problems. That said, it does not stop you from meeting beautiful kind souls who take you into their homes and buy you clothes and feed you well and allow you a stipend with which you can buy porn. That is ultimately what brought me back to society and hope, Penny, the day I was able to buy Layout with the monies of my benefactor, and see you fuck like no woman fucks anymore. You make sex a universal language of passion and verve. You induce jizz with pizzazz and panache. It warms my heart to read this, your blog, the testament of your experiences and thoughts, in your approachable, irascible style. You bring joy to my reformed heart, and like the best literature, your blog makes us ask ourselves what it is to be alive. Anyway, philosophical grandiloquence aside, I flooded your Penny Flame thread on ADT in a vain attempt to beat that Ass Hat Taryn Thomas’s thread. We never did win that, did we? Oh well, the battle was lost, but the war still wages. Or some shit like that. Frankly, I don’t really understand why Taryn gets to win. She shouldn’t get to win. You should get to win! So please come back to ADT and have a chat to your old random pals, matchy, wolf, daredevil, and little ole me. We’re not bad blokes, all things considered, and if one thing’s guaranteed - the Penny Flame thread is the perfect companion piece to your own writings. Thing Coehlo, if The Penny Flame blog is the Alchemist, then the Penny Flame thread at ADT is Veronika Decides to Die. And we all know Veronika was fucking asking for it. No seriously, be nice to see you there. We love, and the great news is you’ll never ever need to call up a restraining order against any of us. Well, any of the guys I’ve mentioned in this post. Thanks for your time Penny, Your former No. 1 fan, Ultrasiet the Second.
Anyone know if Penny had any film footage from her Blazed and Confused exploits in the can when her split with Shane's World happen that could potentially still be released, and who owns the rights to that material?
WooFreakinHOOO, Penny's back!!! Ultra, your post at Penny's blog made me laugh so hard, I think I pulled a muscle. and yes, once again I caved in to peer pressure. My avatar pic is from one of Penny's photosets from Ron Harris.com, and one of my personal faves. No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Edited by - daredevil2025 on 2/12/2008 11:49:58 PM
How about having a beer and putting your feet up and basking in the warm bonhomie of your coolest fans? Good to have you back Penny. Your presence just made posting at ADT hip again.
Penny. We want to see more Blazed and Confused. Or more of you directing madcap adventure fucking movies. Your stuff rocks. You know it. So do we. So tell me: What's on the horizon?
Your batman comment got me thinking of another question: You are a painter, and you are wacky and cool. Typically, people who have artistic skills and are wacky and cool do comix. Have you thought about doing a Penny Flame web-comic like Achewood? It seems like it might be a 'calling card' in a different media to complement your adult film work. Imagine it - Blazed and Confused the comic strip! An R-rated version of the films! That's freakin' cult, man. Edited by - Ultrasiet2 on 2/13/2008 3:13:19 AM
I was accused of being discriminatory today by a Taryn Thomas fan for saying that Ass Hats are second-class citizens. I think she misheard me. I actually said Ass Hats are 'second-ass' citizens i.e. if you had the option of fucking a Twat Waffle's butt and an Ass Hat's butt, you'd fuck the Ass Hat's butt second. I think the person bought my explanation and I'm off the hook. Talk about political correctness gone wrong. Sheesh.
Now that Penny is 'in' with Murs, there's really no reason this cannot be produced as a charity rap anthem, with proceeds going to deprived people who cannot afford porn or weed across the world.
Well...Penny did return to the boards. For one post. I guess we can't really complain she didn't listen to her fans. Still, a conversation would be awesome. (This is like high school all over again.)
Yep, Ultra has got me hooked on changing my avatar, and now I can't stop. Seriously though, it is a sweet pic of Penny. Now all we need for a Penny Flame thread, is Penny herself. Maybe if we all think positive thoughts, and chant Penny, Penny, Penny... naw, I think we tryed that way back earlier in this thread. What the hell, I'll try it. "Penny, Penny, Penny" No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy!
Does anyone know if Penny's blog at clubpenny.com has gone members only? If so, sign me up. The Flamingest Flame's mind is far more interesting than any image ever could be. (Not that I wouldn't like more flaming images) I know she's got her birthday this week, and was going to Hawaii to visit her Mom, and was going to try writing a script, and seems to be lining up more directing gigs - busy, busy. But, the last blog entry was January 29! With Penny's thoughts silent, I guess I'll just turn the computer off and go to the library. Happy Birthday Penny! We miss you.
Sorry, I didn't read the forum carefully. Penny's blog has moved to Xcritic.com. Yea! Thanks, Savoy. http://www.xcritic.com/blogs/ http://www.xcritic.com/blogs/archives.php?ID=270 Nice to see Ashlynn Brooke there too...
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