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| fatalbert Member Diagonally parked in a parallel universe 576 Posts 5/03 | And your bland observation to the effect that if it isn't any good or doesn't sell, they won't make it, is a point debated by many here. I'll allow that the thread title may be somewhat overwrought, but this is a porn discussion forum. I myself bypass threads whose titles (for example: "I Love Gaping Assholes"), would indicate my lack of interest in the subject. I suggest you henceforth do the same. |
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| fatalbert Member Diagonally parked in a parallel universe 576 Posts 5/03 | |
| Cryogenix Member 84 Posts 3/06 | Having said that, from a male perspective, here's what bothers me: - Black guys screaming during ejaculation. "OOOOOOOOHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WOOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" That shit is just fucking annoying. - A woman smiling too much during sex. We don't want you to look happy, we want a balance between your savage face and your blissful face. - Yeah, the director talking too much. Nothing more distracting than having the dumbass director asking lame questions. That does need to stop...now! - Men's feet. I'm tired of seeing the tips of men's feet in POV blowjobs. It looks silly and is distracting. - Re: Gloryholes - 1) Men shouldn't be trying to move their dicks around to please the woman. She's supposed to be in charge. Men should remain motionless and be a non-participant. 2) Reach-ins with hands to touch her. 3) Flimsy walls. It's just no fun seeing a wall moving around, such as a few series where a cardboard box is used. - Women who have no clue how to talk dirty, and say dumb things. Hearing her say "I love sucking your prick" (or penis or rod) is not a turn-on. There's nothing sexy about "prick" or "penis." "Cock" will do. Also, when getting ass fucked, saying "do you like fucking my butthole?" is not sexy. We like fucking your ass. That's it. - Red pimples or sores or scrapes or whatever on asses, stomachs, faces, hands, etc, on both men and women. It's gross and I don't want to see it. In real life, who cares? In a movie, that shit doesn't belong. So either conceal it with a makeup or find someone else to fill in until everything's cleared up. And no band-aids. That just looks nasty. Edited by - cryogenix on 8/1/2009 12:32:11 PM |
| C-Hammer Member 66 Posts 7/09 | For example I can't stand to see a girl let a group of men cum in a glass/cup/bowl or whatever, then drink it up. It makes me sick to my stomach, but there's no doubt in my mind that there's an audience for it out there. That's why I just avoid it. With the dawn of the dvd era it's much easier, I can just skip the entire scene without fast forwarding when I have to. Some can't stand to see anal, rough sex, gangbang, extreme interracial, but if you want plain old vanilla sex Vivid is still around last I checked. They market a lot of their stuff towards couples and people that shy away from gonzo porn. One of the great things about adult films is that there are many different flavors that appeal to many different types of people. |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Sure there are people who like it but this is what I keep saying. I think there's still potential out there for pornographers to sell niche content. As long as it's clearly marked and marketed specifically to people who are looking for it, I think some of them could do quite well. What we've been seeing is studios cutting every conceivable corner and trying to sell every DVD/scene they make to as many people as possible. Instead of making different kinds of porn for different people, they throw a little bit of everything into every DVD/scene and hope something sticks enough to sell a bunch of copies. And the result is that some people are very turned off when the dude stops every five seconds to spit or when the girl chokes on the cock and almost loses her lunch or when somebody's foot is on somebody's head, etc. It's porn with an identity crisis. Not only does it not know what it wants to be but it doesn't care. The main thing that's destroying porn is they're trying to feed too many people with the porn equivalent of gruel. That's fine if you're giving it away. If you want people to actually pay for it, it'd better be a fine steak dinner every time and prepared to the customer's exact specifications. And even a fine steak dinner can get boring if it's done exactly the same way every time. Too many of them are making a generic product that isn't really worth anything because there's just so much of it. If you've seen one, you've seen most. My dick shrivels just thinking about it. What will people pay for? Something they haven't had before and can't get just anywhere. Pornographers can still do business but they have to get more savvy and they have to do it without making their customers feel like they've been ripped off. Making a unique product for each customer may be something to think about. Difficult? Without a doubt. Impossible? I don't know. This all goes back to what you said. People are very different and one size fits all porn is a losing proposition from the start. This business is going to have to adapt or it's going to die. Edited by - randomprecision on 8/8/2009 6:47:48 PM Edited by - randomprecision on 8/8/2009 7:00:30 PM |
| rashidnz Senior Member Eve Angel 4649 Posts 12/03 | Very interesting thread,I do not know what is destroying porn I do have somethings that annoy me in straight sex couple scenes Its hard to prioritise this list but here goes(limiting it to 10 also) 1 Fake Tits(Total turn off) 2 Guy Jerking Off(let the Woman Finish the job) 3 Muzak(gimme a music off option,) 4 Clothing(I want Nudity,Ok heels stockings I can tolerate) 5 CONDOMS 6 PORNOSPEAK(Just shut up more Fuckin Fucking) 7 Women in it for Paycheck only( ,Sex is meant to be enjoyable if she is not having fun I am not enjoying it either The Woman has to Fuck not just be Fucked) 8 Bad Blowjobs(tip and stroke technique is lame,forced deepthroat gagging choking abusive stuff is also bad, I want to see the woman in control not being forced 9 Bad edits/cutaways/inserts ECU that destroy the flow more focus on the whole of the woman not justPussy/Ass 10 LACK OF CONNECTION(EYE CONTACT if the girl won't even look at the guy fucking her it is a bad sign) There is a similar thread at the vivthomas lounge(new forum) [ invalid url ] |
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| Randomizer Member 234 Posts 6/08 | 2) Guys too old for the girls. I don't mind if a girl does Peter North and other Big Name stars, but I prefer scenes where the girl is fucking a guy she would plausibly date in terms of age and looks. There can be exceptions, but the rule should be an 18-year-old fucks a guy in his early 20's. 3) Too much interracial. Same as above -- I don't mind Lex fucking all the new girls at least once, but I prefer same-race scenes for the most part. Again, I'm not saying I'm AGAINST IR, just keep it more of the exception rather than the rule. 4) High-def that doesn't look like high-def. I didn't pay for a Blu-Ray player and Blu-Ray titles to see artsy shit that's had the colors filtered and shot in soft-focus. I want CLARITY in high-def. I'd like to see the highest FPS possible, with accurate colors and contrast. 5) Gonzo with bad lighting. I don't mind if features experiment with moody lighting and shadows, but gonzo is meant to be SEEN, not imagined. 6) Too much anal, particularly direct-to-anal. I like scenes to have anal, but it's a dessert, not a main course. Get the girl hot and sweaty from good vaginal sex and then take it to the next level after they've both cum once, then switch from vaginal sex for the sake of gratification to anal sex for the sake of pushing her limits. 7) Cosmetic procedures. Breast implants almost always make the girl look worse. Botox fucks up her face. Why are wrinkles so horrible? I'd rather see a girl with laugh lines than a girl that looks like she's had a stroke. Duck lips are the worst surgery of all. At least a few boob jobs turn out OK, and botox is temporary. Duck lips are forever, and always look bad. 8) Disappearing cum. I hate open-mouth cumshots and also when the guy gets off an early load and they wipe it off before they continue. The watching them fuck while his first load is still on her tits or face is the rarest and best visual in porn. 9) Guys finishing themselves off or editing out him stroking off. If he's fucking her, he should be aroused by it enough to pull out and shoot his load hands-free. If she's been working his cock with her tits, mouth, or hands, she should be the one that finishes him off. Ideally he would never touch his cock during a cumshot. 10) Weak cumshots. Size matters. It shows she had aroused him for an extended period of time. Guys who work to much to shoot their full load are not professional. What's best is TWO large cumshots, because the first shows she's a good fuck and he's turned on by her too much to control himself, while the second shows they had lots of good sex that aroused him enough to completely refill his tank. It shows he wasn't just dumping the load he walked into the studio with. Edited by - randomizer on 10/27/2009 11:48:40 AM |
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| kantabcd Deactivated User 167 Posts 5/09 |
_____________________________________________________________________________ Gangbangs and DPs are the best of Porn! |
| BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09 |
Although, producers usually and eventually adjust and conform to consumer demand (merely to stay financially viable), any assessment taken at any point in time can be over-exaggerated/over-valued or under-exaggerated/under-valued. If consumer demand was stable all the time, then your statement might hold much more weight with me, but I submit there are many 'bubbles' in demand. Also, the porn industry is always experimenting in their products (esp. in the shock-type porn), so there might be types of porn that producer(s) might be trying to promote (i.e., shove down our throats), even though there is negligible demand for that specific porn at that moment. Then there are the companies who are always behind the curve and reaction to perceived consumer preferences. For example, although it's hard to argue that there is no demand for heterosexual b/g porn scenes involving the use of fake cocks, my guess is that the supply does not accurately mirror the demand in this case. But who knows, I could be wrong After reading more of ADT, I think the demand of female performers with breast implants (in b/g porn) does not accurately reflect the 'supply' of female performers with breast implants. I am not saying 1). there is no significant demand for breast implants in porn 2). there aren't other factors involved, just that IMO, there's a perceived exaggerated demand. However, it's hard to quantify this demand, thus difficult to confirm my postulation; therefore, ultimately it's just a personal theory. Edited by - BYOB_Kenobi on 11/6/2009 2:51:22 PM |
| BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09 |
This is my only hope for steering producers in make better porn products. |
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| PornAgain Member 54 Posts 11/06 | bono-ONE, how can you be blind to this in your reviews? Do you work with/for some of the production companies? |
| texanbob Deactivated User 727 Posts 6/04 | As for Spitting I love Jay Sin's Pretty Sloppy series & welcome girl-girl spitting every day of the week........as for guys doing it, get the hell out. www.clips4sale.com/studio/26750 |
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| duefuss Member Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious - Brendan Gill 723 Posts 4/09 | It's quite simple, porn is made for what the dollars are spent on. ___________________________________________________ That's certainly sensible, very logical, and I'm sure it is often true. Still, the near unanimity of certain complaints on ADT about porn : its unenthusiastic performers, poor or non existent editing, on camera direction, and other often heard dislikes, makes me wonder if many producers even so much as see a connection between the product they make and the money they earn from it, much less heed that connection and stop making what doesn't sell. I am not talking about kinds of porn, i.e. anal or oral or gangbang or whatever. I'm talking about about the quality of the performances and the direction and so forth. So much of it is SO bad and continues to be bad and no effort is made it seems to change that and make it better. One wonders if some producers have the first idea how to make it any better. In light of the apparently dwindling profits in the industry (much of which, admittedly, has nothing to do with product quality), just_me's perfectly sound logic would dictate that porn makers should be coming to customer input sources like ADT for ideas how to get more of our dollars. That, and they would be trying new ideas, working to increase quality. I'm sure some are doing just this. But mostly what I see is the same old same old. Just_me should be right. I wish he was. I just don't see much evidence that he is. |
| htb066 Member 69 Posts 11/08 |
a random list of shit in porn i find irritating: -directors who don't know how to shoot dps. the best way to shoot a dp is from the side, rather than from the back, where all you see is balls and man-ass. -Fake "reality porn." Shit like BangBus, where everything is staged, but it's presented as real. God, I miss midnight prowl (back when khan tusion was shooting it) so much. That's the only genuine reality porn I've ever seen. -I love it when a girl is in missionary and her tits are bouncing. But, surprisingly, it's actually pretty hard to find that kind of content. Usually, in missionary, the girl or they guy's hands are all over the tits, so you don't see them bouncing a lot. I find that really annoying. -During cowgirl, I like to look at the girl's ass, not the guy's hands all over the girl's ass. -for some reason, I really don't like seeing a girl's hands on the guy's dick when she's giving a bj. I find it so much hotter when she's just using her mouth. -european cumshots. they just don't know how to shoot a good cumshot on the other side of the atlantic. the girls are always spitting out the cum, or if it's a facial it only goes on her chin or the guy completely misses. same thing goes for anal creampies- they don't know how to shoot them in europe. -jake malone's voice. -why jake malone has the same stupid fucking drumbeat at the beginning of all his scenes. music at the beginning of scenes is completely pointless. -the totally idiotic plots that brandon iron has in some of his scenes. |
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| TheCuriousDizzle Member 91 Posts 11/09 | I'm more bothered by the big things... like the robo-fucking and rote of it. Fucking is supposed to be fun. Even if you can't act worth shit, that's fine. Just enjoy the fucking part of things and let it show. |
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| duefuss Member Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious - Brendan Gill 723 Posts 4/09 |
First, there are complaints about racism in porn when it ISN'T inter-racial, now a complaint, apparently, when it is. |
| Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09 |
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| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | To throw in my 2 cents, I will echo what a lot of other people have said here (with an eye on the OP - what's "destroying" porn): * Lack of chemistry/by-the-numbers fucking * Disrespectful/degrading treatment of women |
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| tes96 Member 18 Posts 3/09 | But all anal scenes and no vaginal are fantastic, in my opinion. But most people aren't extreme anal fanatics like me, so I can see it from their point of view. Actually, what I think might be ruining the business of porn is the fact that people can burn these DVDs and then upload them onto the internet. That hurts the directors as well as the cast because nobody is purchasing their movies; they're just downloading them for free. Anybody else have the same view on that? |
| Abel Semen Member 13 Posts 11/09 | First, let me hop aboard the anti-spitting bandwagon. Even in a cum-swapping movie, where directors could be sort of forgiven for thinking if you liked one you would like the other, I don't like it unless there's actual cum involved. It's a major turn-off. Slapping, name-calling and S&M overtones in general, in movies not specifically labelled as featuring rough sex or fetish material. Some BDSM people I've met have trouble understanding that not everyone is into their lifestyle (or believe that everyone *should* be), and it looks to me like this attitude has leaked into mainstream porn in a significant way. I have no trouble with these things among consenting adults but at least in porn that includes the viewer, and you know what, I'm having some trouble remembering the bit where I gave my consent. Personally I sometimes like this and sometimes not, it can be hot if the girls are really into it (Mason's strongest point) but most of the time it's not what I want. I would go so far as to say Private's fetish stuff is better porn for people with *non*-BDSM tastes than a lot of American mainstream titles. Big fake tits - or for that matter, even real ones beyond about the high end of a C. I think they're ugly. Let me amend that, they often look good under clothes but they're universally terrible once exposed, even if there aren't visible surgery scars, which there often are. Come to think of it, why don't these girls keep their bras on more often? They're almost always prettier than the actual tits and it's probably also more comfortable for them once you start seriously bouncing around. "Teens" should look young, fresh and cute and "MILFs" should look like someone you'd expect, at first glance, to be somebody's mother. Their actual ages are pretty irrelevant, for better or worse porn is about appearances. (Sunny Lane still makes a pretty good "teen" at 29.) But for God's sake, there's enough girls to choose from that there's no excuse for not adhering to these basic looks, for characters who are supposed to be one or the other. Tease footage that has more thought and filmmaking skill put into it than the actual porn part. I like the tease footage, sometimes better than the actual sex, I just don't like that it always seems to come to a needle-scratching, dick-softening halt just when it's starting to get me worked up. Why does the music and creative camerawork almost always have to stop just when things are otherwise getting interesting? Not all directors are guilty of this, in another thread there's a fair list of people like Ninn and Adamo who aren't. I'm not saying all directors should be Ninn or Adamo, I wouldn't have, say, Mason any other way than she is, it's the ones who are Ninn or Adamo for three minutes and then (a crappier version of) Mason for 20 that drive me nuts. I'll post more if I think of more but that's plenty for now. I don't think these things are destroying porn, at least in commercial terms nothing is, but they make it a less enjoyable place for me, and I can't be the only one. EDIT: Here's one I disagree with many people on, at least some of the time: guys moaning. My last couple of girlfriends tried to get me to do this and when the last one finally succeeded, I felt really awkward for about two seconds then saw the effect it had on her and became a total convert. Anything that gets the girls genuinely turned on is okay in my book, because then their performances will be a million times better, and in my experience the guy making noise often does this. Edited by - Abel Semen on 11/21/2009 8:22:53 PM |
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| Ordell Deactivated User 1042 Posts 6/05 | I have to say, these posts are making me feel like I'm not missing much by skipping modern porn. Pre-1995 stuff plus JAV is keeping me quite content. It's amazing how much American porn has changed. For instance, what IS the aversion to plain old missionary? It's easy to get a great shot, just position the camera at an angle looking down from their heads, so you look in with roughly a similar POV as the woman, but above her head. You can see all the action, her chest heaving, penetration, etc. But no, every scene I've seen lately is RCG with the guy hanging off a couch in a back-punishing way that no one in their right mind would ever do in their private sex life. I realize porn isn't reality but does it have to be so glaringly so? |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 |
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| duefuss Member Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious - Brendan Gill 723 Posts 4/09 | |
| duefuss Member Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious - Brendan Gill 723 Posts 4/09 | It is unfortunate that these absurd notions will be repeated as long as anyone thinks they can make a buck from them. |
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| MrLongStiff Deactivated User 87 Posts 7/09 |
I've been saying this from DAY ONE. P.S Please pay no notice of duefuss. He's a white racist shit stirer and is a staunch ANTI IR advocate. The funny thing is that he tries to dress up his anti IR crap as an intellectual argument, but he's fooling nobody but himself. |
| Abel Semen Member 13 Posts 11/09 | The worst has to be a recent movie called Too Small to Take It All, which as the title suggests, features the kind of petite, cute girls I prefer. Only they're constantly shot from underneath in a way that makes them look like they're eight feet tall! In a movie that's supposed to be emphasizing how tiny they are, that's an EPIC fail. |
| Abel Semen Member 13 Posts 11/09 | Don't get me wrong, it's not all bad, though I am finding myself looking to Europe and to a lesser extent Japan rather than America for a large percentage of my porn "needs". And remember that one person's poison is another's ambrosia; for example I *love* a lot of the group sex stuff the OP complained about. Edited by - Abel Semen on 11/22/2009 5:57:48 PM |
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| duefuss Member Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious - Brendan Gill 723 Posts 4/09 |
MrLongStiff believes that only Blacks who agree with him have the moral right to talk or opine on racism. His conclusion that I am a 'white racist shit stirer' [sic]-- whatever that is -- derives from another, locked, thread in which I had the effrontery to be white and to have an opinion other than his own. Nowhere in that thread did I object to inter-racial porn or inter-racial anything else. BTW, I don't mind a little name calling, MrLongStiff(your alias referring, apparently, to your attitude) but calling me an 'intellectual'? Now, that goes too far! |
| BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09 |
I have recently like to see girls get railed in this angle (dude's dick disappearing during vaginal sex). I guess it could be called "Female POV" angle, even though I'm sure it could be considered to be 'gay' by some. ![]() Edited by - BYOB_Kenobi on 11/23/2009 1:49:24 PM |
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