It really makes my boogers tingle that you thought my movie was rad
You've got great taste ;)
Haa, haa.
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HeyNow  Oblivious  Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 |  Posted - Jan 4 2009 : 1:19PMBecause everyone needs a little hey now in their life, I will shit out something called the HeyNow Quickie Review Thread for 2009™ What else can I call it? Of course, you all know by this point I like porn girls with innocent sexuality - okay, the barely legal genre. I mean 21 year old girls! Love 'em. Love seeing the newbie porn chicks! And I love seeing the tooter hole get fucked. That, my friends, is the ass. Yep, anal. The cooter is good too. And sometimes preferred. And who doesn't like to see a wet slopped up facial? But, I'll usually give a big ol' "meh" to big floppin' titties or giant shakin' and quakin' asses. And yes, this sort of becomes a "HeyNow Recommends" thread because I normally don't mention the flicks that pop in and pop out of my DVD player in under 5 minutes. What about the girls that spin my top? Well, way back it was April. I remember an Ashley Long. Oh God, of course Taylor Rain. And then Courtney Simpson, the cheerleader. Addison Rose. Then last year Kacey Jordan, Lexi Belle and Tori Black really popped out at me. And of course there is Rebeca Linares and queen bee Jenna Haze. And of course, thanks to Steph and Drew for putting up with this for the last few years. They have been quite patient with me. If anyone should care to see the past threads you can go check them out: Two thousand and four & five, oh-six, oh-seven, oh-eight, too. Don't forget, my puntuation, grammer and spellling will be so godawful you wount be abelt ou beliwve it! And I say "great" a lot. Let us all start off with this one: Gapeman 2 from Evil Angel A This one is intense. Lots of anal which I like and lots of gapes which are fine if it's a nice black hole, but once you can see the inner poophole, well, it's a bit much. For me. In my quickie for the first Gapeman I said, "I do like seeing hole gapes (but clean!) so when they show up like messy pulsating raw hamburger holes it's a turn off." Mmm. Priceless. And of course, the cover does mention Extreme Butt Stretching and Massive Ass Gapes. Anyhow, still some great stuff going on here. And the production values are top notch. Disc 1 has Ashley Blue, Emma Heart, Melissa Lauren, Britney Stevens and Madison Young. Directed by Mr. Brian Pumper, this guy really gets to work these gals over. Melissa teams up with another one of the girls to really play with some big toys then they get fucked. Lots of toy play - big long dildo stuff even during the sex. My favorite scene on disc 1 is Ashley Blue. Hot as hell yet, reverse cowgirl anal, legs up, doggie and holy fuckin' shit, pilediver anal. Wawawee! On disc 2 we get Aurora Snow. Wow. She's still got it, still fuckin' cute, and on and on. First she walks in and sticks a bunch of toys in and then Pumper gets his cock in her ass. Reverse cowgirl anal, legs up, doggie, side but the best is the patent pending Aurora Show piledriver anal position with plenty o' gapes. An A+ scene. Stoya: Sexy Hot from Digital Playground A- / B+ A very good movie, Stoya is sexy hot of course. Scenes are a little short maybe. She has good scenes with Dana DeArmond and Sasha Grey. Beautifully captured. Big Wet Asses 14 from Elegant Angel A Wow, this one would have definitely been mentioned somehow somewhere on my best of 2008 post. Excellent. Kristina Rose and her little pink bikini and then Alexis Texas - wow! Kirra Lynn, Lisa Ann and Phoenix Marie. Hot tease with oil and then on to sex and oil. They don't overdo it with oil either. Much has been written about this fan favorite series. Teens with Tits 13 from Diabolic A I saw Allyssa Hall first in SWAT 4 - she's great here too. Lots of eye contact with the camera, great positions, just a great scene and some hot tease from her (and the rest too) to reveal her pussy and play with a pink toy. I love Katie Cummings facial expressions - cute! She gobbles down and rides cock. Even little Zeina Heart was a find! A solid vag flick. Barely Legal 89 from Hustler A- One of the better Barely Legal flicks in awhile. I flipped for Stephanie Sage. HeyNow likes! Likes a lot! Scene takes place on a couch; BJ, a vigorous reverse cowgirl fucking and regular missionary with a full view of her body and pussy were the highlights. Eden Adams has a great poolside scene and Priscilla Milan was another highlight. Keepin' It Fresh 3 from Digital Sin A- Riley Ray was my favorite scene here. Wow. This is the movie that has her "sister" Nicole Ray on the cover. Very hot cover. Back to Riley Ray - what a tight little pussy, she looks great in reverse cowgirl. They get the camera angle low. Eden Adams and Jaelyn Fox too. But, seriously, take a look at [ invalid url ] states that it is her first anal scene! Production values in a few scenes are lacking, I thought. Stars Paulina James & Poppy Morgan too. 2 Girls for Every Guy 4 from Acid Rain A- Memorable. Just to see Audrey Hollander and Tory Lane team up. Other good scenes too - Sierra Sin and other girl starts it off. She has to take down a big cock - I think it's Chris Charming. Cotton Tail from Score B+ Cute girls wearing white cotton undies. Londyn Allison, Vlaney Cruz and Ziggy Blue. I don't think heard of any of these before. All hot. They keep these undies on for part of the scene, there is one move here where the guy pokes his big cock inside her undies to rub her butt down before he sticks it in doggie style. Nice! And of course lots of teasing and pulling these cotton undies to the side or partially off. Yum! A quick note on Kristina Rose: Dirty Girl from Elegant Angel - I posted a quickie on it on Dec. 21 but upon further review, this flick is right up there with E for Eva and deserves a mention for the best of 2008. It's a full disc of Kristina (she's the girl that picks her nose normally around here) and she has two anal scenes, a big scene where she gets soaked with cum by 5 or 6 guys, teams up with Tori Black for a hell of a scene (all vag) with Mark Ashley and later teams up with Rebeca Linares for the DVD finale that gets wild, with Rebeca laying back, spreading leg on Kristina's arched backside. Wowsa! Edited by - heynow on Jan 16 2010 [Link] |
| kristinarose Member 797 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 1:13AM It really makes my boogers tingle that you thought my movie was rad You've got great taste ;) Haa, haa. Much Love [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 3:11AM Uh, keep up the good work...? [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 11:39AM [Link] |
| Gentleman Jon All-Star Member 1881 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 4:47PM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 7:05PM Not to say that there wasn't some hot sex when it did happen; it's just that, as I mentioned before, he'd fuck the girl for ten seconds, then stare at her intestines via her colon for at least 20 seconds. If the time was split evenly between the two actions it wouldn't have been so bad, but when you have a movie that claims to be a porno that devotes more time to camera closeups of the inside of a woman than it does to actual shots of actual sex, I just don't see the point. [Link] |
| kristinarose Member 797 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 11:43PM YAy! [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 12:03AM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 12:51AM In Gapeman, there wasn't so much fucking as there was a quick insertion, and then immediately pulling out to show the gape for a good half-minute, then repeat. very little anal sex = very little interest for me Maybe the problem is with all those other movies. Maybe they got it wrong. But after I've seen, oh, I don't know, twenty movies with "gape" in the title which feature anal sex, I've started to expect it. I know, it sounds crazy. [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 3:00AM Still, I don't mind you telling everyone I was your first. Or vise versa. [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 3:23AM This mostly comes about because they often choose titles that have little to do with the main focus of a flick. That's the key. Some of them apparently think it's appropriate to put "gape" in the title if there are four gapes in the whole flick. But what is the main focus? If it isn't gapes, they should probably choose a different title. Frankly, I'm disappointed when I rent or buy a gape flick and there's almost no gaping in it so I wish they'd choose appropriate names as much as anyone else. Edited by - randomprecision on 1/7/2009 3:28:20 AM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jan 18 2009 : 11:11AM Barely Legal: 18 & Easy from Hustler B+ A nice batch of young ladies. Alexis Love, Kissy Kapri, Kylee Reese, Julissa Delor and Priscilla Milan. Some tease and solo pussy play usually starts off each scene. Then some one on one boy/girl action. I flipped for Kylee Reese. Super fresh face - for me anyhow. Seems that she has been in dozens and dozens of titles - a total of 88 at last count in the ADT filmgraphy. All the normal positions with it ending in missionary and a pop to the face. Kylee really plays it up with the camera - looking at us, telling the guy to fuck her hard. A great scene with a really fun and pretty girl. In the BTS, she says that the guy (who turns out to be Donkey, I mean, Donny Long) has knocked her socks off. It's Big It's Black It's Jack 6 from Vouyer Media A Kind of like Mr. Pumper in Gapeman, you get a lot of big personality on the screen out of Mr. Napier. I don't quite remember all the girls, but it's a solid flick. Somehow I ended up watching the final scene first - that one stars a newbie hottie named Jenna Tayler. Oh, cripes, somehow she takes his big blackie up her hinderhole. Lots of great views of her rump and more importantly, her ripe spread open pussy. She's all smiles after he dumps a load in her ass. Nice, nice scene. The other fun scene stars our own Mina Leigh as the good (shy) girl with Cyle Curvee as the naughty girl. Mina really acts shy here - you'll remember her as the nerdy porn star posting on ADT. In Tech Talk of all places. Here they've got her dressed up in a sweater with a cute blue bra and panties on. She plays with Cyle or vice versa and then they take some dick. The others girls are Alex Dupree, Kelly Divine and Nichole Heiress. In Thru The Back Door 5 from Vouyer Media B+ Holy shitcakes and crabcakes too, my friends. That shy girl from Big Black Jack 6 just up there is also in this one. Who? Star and ADTer Mina Leigh!!! Not shy here at all. Nor nerdy. She teases us, takes on two guys, first suckin' them both off, then straight to the A for her! Oh Lord! First doggie with both guys switching places, then reverse and then normal missionary, with her laying back on the couch. Plenty to see here! Unbewwweeeevable! I did not know she did anal. (I've been told since I've seen this movie that she loves it!) Otherwise, just an average flick, for me the other girls worth checking in on are Mya Nichole and Shyla Stylez. The bonus boner scene is with Dakoda Brookes - she sucks off two guys. Fresh Outta High School 12 from Digital Sin B+ The classic schoolgirl outfit is the norm here - skirt, white shirt, sweater, socks. All here. And it's another flick with their newish contract star, Sadie West. She gets into the sex with all kinds of facial expressions not seen by me since any Tory Lane flick. Juelz Ventura is probably the star of the show for me - she gets hit on in the laundry room, undies pulled down, cheeks spread to reveal a nice pussy. Fucked there for a bit and then it's to the couch. Very good scene. Unfortunately, she is a "one and out" girl. This is pretty much her only DVD. And she did some web work. Now she is all, I don't want to be "some fantasy for men anymore." For the rest of the scenes we get a few blonds that look pretty much the same. Ass Trap from Evil Angel B A John Leslie movie - he's the king, they say, or at least one of them. Honestly I don't see much from him. My favorite scene had Tori Black and Dana DeArmond together with a black guy. Others stars are Alexis Texas, Bobbi Starr and Priva. Barely Legal: Back in the Saddle from Hustler B+ A country-western themed flick. The girls wear appropriate clothing for the ranch. Cowboy hats, etc. I don't know if this is a comp or all new. Jayme Langford and Kimber Lace get it on in a pretty hot (but barely legal, mind you) girl/girl scene. The rest are girl/boy scenes. Trisha Rey starts the thing off, looking just great - and Jenny Hendrix plays the cowgirl part great too. Leigh Livingston and Maya Hills also star. Diggin in the Gapes 2 from Vouyer Media A The latest from Van Styles - I'd love to say I'm saving a spot for it on my best of 2009 list, but I don't think it's quite there. It's still a damn solid anal flick though, of course I zipped right to Missy Stone. Great scene. I love seeing Emma Heart and then Riley Evans and Shyla Stylez are watchable too. Lots of piledriver all around. Which I like. Virgins of the Screen 6 from Combat Zone A Wow! Some real newbies here - as advertised! My favorite scenes were from Alexis Capri, Arianna Jay and Yevonne. This DVD is my first look at these sweeties. First movie apparently for Yevonne and the other two maybe have like a total of 3 movies out between them. Crazy! Like I said, some real newbies! (Plus surely some flicks and pics out on the internets.) Yevonne...you would not expect her in a porno. She does remind me of Addison Rose a little. Anyhow, she strips for her boyfriend - she's got some nice perky ones, does a little lapdance, she kicks back to play with a vibrator on the couch (some nice eye contact as the camera moves in) then it's on to fuckin'! And wow, Arianna Jay. She starts out laying back, tapping her pussy thru her panties, guy comes in, she starts giggling and then suck him off, lays back and as they guy puts it in, she giggles and says, "Oh God, Mr. Experienced here", his cock slips in her pussy, then she covers her mouth, and we get a "Oh God, mmmm, holy shit, that's the biggest one yet!", it's all great fun for her, and then I also really liked Alexis Capri (she's big on freeones.com), she pulls down her panties, bends over, sucks, on and on. Friends, just go out and rent this one on for size. Take It Black 6 from Hustler B+ All boy/girl, one on one, my favorites here are Eva Angelina and Jenna Haze - absolutely great scenes from both. It's been said before, but I'll say it again, these dudes have some huge fuckin' cocks, man! There is a scene where Jenna Haze climbs off of someone named Sean Michaels (never heard of him, quite honestly) and you can hardly believe the log that he pulls out of her. Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! from Hustler A- The best part here is that Kacey Jordan plays the "youngest one in curls", of course in THIS version Cindy is way way past puberty and has hit the ripe old age of 18 and one half years old. This flick pretty much mirrors any Brady episode. You know, Marcia does a solo masturbation scene, etc. etc., and the kids have to fight for their right to party. Anyhow, Gina Lynn gets a real load to her face, Teagan falls off a bench in a locker room during the cumshot and oh no, they get Kacey to do the down and dirty with some guy. The reasoning is that the guy can get the Bradys some face time at the TV studio for their variety act so Cindy, I mean Kacey, says she'll do anything... Anything, eh? So the music comes up, screen flip and Kacey is pullin' her undies off. All in all nicely done and I think titles like this attract the 20-something college crowd. Or maybe baby boomers. [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Feb 1 2009 : 10:36AM Elastic Assholes 7 from Jules Jordan Video B+ I honestly didn't get too wild about this one. Disc one, Bobbi Starr and Hannah West take poundings. Disc two brings on Tatiana Kush - what a cutie! She takes on two black guys. Then Rebeca Linares - it's a good scene but I've seen so much of her it kind of feels like I've seen this scene before. Well, what can I say, it's still a solid fuckin' anal flick! Naughty Book Worms 14 from Naughty America B+ [ invalid url ]. A real A+ scene! Also starring Jenni Lee, London Keys and Shirley Dimples. Pornstars Like it Big 4 from Brazzers A for Amy Amy Ried is just amazing here. Best reason for me to see this one. Starts out, she's sitting down to dinner with the dude. Amy looks so hot in her little yellow top. Eventually she starts sucking the guy and her boobies fall out of her top. It's pussy only, but she gets slammed laying back on the table, doggie, reverse cowgirl and plain ol' cowgirl. Eva Angelina also has a perfectly fine scene. I skimmed over the rest. Fast Times at Naughty America 7 from Naughty America A- Alexis Texas climbs up to the attic to get fucked, Ashli Orion plays the jealous girlfriend and looks good doing it and Deena Daniels could be her sister. The real find here is [ invalid url ] and Jeez, another one of Mackenzie! Bring'um Young 28 from Anabolic B+ I do feel creepy watching Amai Liu like this. It's a fine scene though. The scene I liked best was Natalie Norton teaming up with Tanner Mays and some dude. Just great seeing Tanner and her smile. She can have it all in porn, if she wants! Also stars Eden Adams, Jordan Star, Kiki Vidis etc... Teens Like it Big 2 from Brazzers A+ A highly great movie. These girls DO like it big! All scenes are from the internets, of course. Some of them wear colorful knee high socks - if that is anything. Amber Rain plays a spoiled chickie girl that has to yell off to "Mom!!" when the good ol' butler does something wrong. She has the only anal of the flick. Damn great though, especially in the reverse cowgirl position, with her legs held up and back! Britney Amber has fun with a big one. Nataly is a real winning girl here. Just a perfect 10 model! And one of my favorites, Stephanie Cane starts out dressed in a little top, white miniskirt and green panties, she first plays with herself and then works away on the cock. Of course, she makes all the appropriate "oh my god, so big" and "go slow" noises. Whew. What else? Riley Rey has a great scene with another girl and a guy. And Alexis Love is the bonus scene. A big thumbs up all around! Released on 12/31/08, this would go on a best of list. It's a Daddy Thing! 5 from Elegant Angel B+ My favorite cover of the year - with Dakota on the cover - but I wasn't too wild about her scene. We do get good scenes from Smokie Flame and Kelly Skyline. Smokie strips down in front of mirror, gets her legs spread, the normal positions. Good stuff! Kelly is dressed in her street clothes - a colorful top, jean miniskirt and lime green panties. The "father figure" dude gives Kelly a little pocket rocket vibrator to play with (thru her panties) and then for some reason he sticks his cock in her mouth...and so it goes. [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Feb 15 2009 : 11:30AM The Voyeur in Me from Digital Sin A+ Hotly anticipated by me and my WENUS (Weekly Estimated Net Usage System, I think) because of Amia Moretti and Kirra Kiss. Solid scenes from both. As you might figure from the title, this movie is shot mostly in true voyeuristic fashion with someone hidden off with a camera so you don't always get the best shots and there is a lot of zooming in and out and ducking behind a sofa or wall. But it's fun, you still get some great looks at the girls and besides once I was told by a stripper in Vegas that I might be the voyeur type. That might be a story for another time, so anyhow, Amia and Kirra look just awesome, my first looks at either of them on video and I have high hopes for both! Amia has this tight great body and Kirra looks so great with her current look (darker hair) at [ invalid url ] though she is blonde in this movie. The real surprise in this one was newbie Heather Starlet. Oh God, with her little red plaid farmgirl shirt! This scene departs a little from the 3rd person camera watching as the guy (James Dean) sets up a camera for the wide shoot and shoots the rest POV style. This Heather is just damn great, lots of lip biting and the good stuff that goes with these near first timers. High hopes for her too! Also starring Christina Moure and Sadie West. Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2 from Elegant Angel Kristina Rose has an A+ amazing scene. Wow! Tease on the beach and then inside with Mr. Ashley, lots of anal with pulling out and shoving it back in. Alexis Texas has a fun scene too. I just skimmed thru the rest. For me, it was all about Kristina. Anal Asspirations 10 from Diabolic Newbie Armani St. James is pretty great plus then there is Emma Heart, Holly West and MacKenzee. I just didn't get too worked up about this one. Massive Boobs from Elegant Angel B+ I'm not wild about big floppers but Angelina Valentine is stunning here and Shyla Stylez looks great in that low camera angle looking up at her (and her big big cans) during reverse cowgirl girl. I do like this! She does anal in this one, looking great in the laying down doggie style. Sloppy Head from Evil Angel A Maybe a little sloppier than the Suck It Dry series, but solid BJ action and huge slops of cum. Huge. 12 girls including Aurora Snow, Jenny Hendrix and Miss Tori Black. Tiffany and Cumpany 2 from Evil Angel B+ Some big facials. Tiffany (along with another chick) takes a black dude up the hindend hole. Nice! Big gang bang with Tiffany wearing a sweet little red dress with polka dots. It's the get up that Iowa and Kansas moms would wear while baking up apple pies. My Plaything: Amy Ried from Digital Sin B+ Reid, Schmied, Ried, I forget. Some nice tease footage and the interactive stuff is solid. Cum On In 5 from Third Degree Not a big fan of the creampie thing, but Crissy Moon has a great little scene. Camera is low, in front of her panties, she lays back, teasing us and pulls them aside. Nice! Other stuff and then some great great great doggie anal. Barely Legal Troublemakers from Hustler B+ Reasonably solid. Besides Lexi Belle, I don't quite remember which girl is which. Nicely shot, some different angles, etc. Isabella Amour, Kayden Faye and Kylie Rachelle etc. It's definitely worth a look! The Girl Next Door 7 from Combat Zone B+ Solidly reasonable. Cute girls anyhow. They tease us or shove their little short covered rumps and crotches into the camera, etc. Melanie Jayne, Monica Ashley and Nicole Ray. And so on. Edited by - heynow on 2/15/2009 11:48:11 AM [Link] |
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| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Feb 28 2009 : 12:12PM Well... I've always thought of the quickies as simple little journal of what I've seen and something I can just look back on. Hell, for the way early ones I only assigned grades and not much else. I'm good with seeing a thumbs up or thumbs down, 4 stars out of 5, yep, the grade is just a quick "cut to the chase" for me. Maybe that's not what you meant by the "you started out with great reviews" and meant the 2008 timeframe (or this thread in 2009?) when I said crazy things like "Tory be-bops on down to the floor and jams her puss into Vanessa's face so she can gobble some cunt-juice. So good!" or is it better when I go, "Wawawaaweee!" or "It's time to do the shat smear" or even "grunted out in fart blasts". Is that when these reviews were better? I halfway suspect that this has something to do with not using "hinderhole" in the quickies enough - and of course the variations like hindend hole and rumphinderdump. But like I said, it's just a journal of what I've seen and liked. I forget the names of even the most adored ones pretty quickly. If some one is able to dig up a recommendation that's just gravy on the pancake for me - the truth is that most of these are new releases from the top dozen studios and like you said I'd think they get seen by active porndog renters anyhow. I'd presume. To fix things for you I'm going to raise my usage of the EXCLAMATION POINT by more than 4 times!!! Ready to squeeze off a new batch? Addicted 4 from Digital Sin / New Sensations A- From Miles Long - visually it's really beautiful! The camera takes a little more time going over the positions than your typical gonzo. Contract gal Ashlynn Brooke is the star, she pairs up with a dude, then a girl/girl scene with Jenna Haze!! My favs were Nikki Kane and Teagan Presley. I'm going to see more of this series!!! Jack's POV 13 from Digital Playground B+ It's all about Stoya for me. Just great! A few stills from this scene...Wow! Also Mina Leigh. The rest were okay - your mileage may vary! Schoolgirl P.O.V. 4 from Digital Sin A+ I thought this was a great POV flick. For me anyhow. Wow. Holy shit!!! Allyssa Hall! It starts out with her watching a porno. You have me at that! Of course she's dressed in full schoolgirl gear. Her boobs drop out of her top, panties off, BJ and then some nice missionary action - and she keeps that white shirt on!! Mmmm. With a lot of face and pussy shots. She gets into the scene! And then a big load to her face. Highly recommended! Then we get the beautiful Sadie West! Then Riley Ray with her tiny/tight pussy - the guys react that it's the littlest pussy they've seen in the BTS. And look out for the LexiBellish lookin' Chastity Lynne - another hell of a fresh face! Loved this flick! Good facials all around too! You and Me POV from Hush Hush B+ Michael Stefano brings us his style of POV – which he perfected back in the day at RLD with his Twisted Vision series. Lordy! Angelina Armani - she's exactly the type of girl I go for. Natalie Norton peels her jeans off in the car for some tease! And she can really work that pelvis! For bubble bath time, go check out Aliana Love!!! Fresh Outta High School 13 from Digital Sin B+ Alyssa Hall again! Yum! She keeps her white panties on for half the scene! Plus Crista Moore, Jessica Young, Madelyn Marie. All in skirts (plaid or pleated) and the ubiquitous red or grey sweater!!!!! Most stunning to me was innocent newbie Dixie Daytona. Nice!! I think this may be her one and only DVD appearance. But still, I loves seeing these fresh faces!!! Initiations 23 from Anabolic  I didn't really get into it until I saw Kiki Vidis in the last scene.Who's Your Daddy? 12 from Zero Tolerance A+ Holy shitting shit, dudes, this one IS THE SHIT! Mark it down for my best of 2009 list. Seriously, man! You'll drive yourself nuts trying to decide which girlie is cuter! And who you like doin' the doggie style more. Jeez. Stars little Ashli Orion, Dani Jensen, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, Mina Leigh and Missy Stone!!!!!! You get the girls showing up for work and a little pre-interview where it's confirmed they are all natural with no tats and that the dude isn't really her father. Then it's on to hot sex. Little! Mina! Leigh! Can! Really! Fuck! Just let me just say that! And she can get those legs back! Missy Stone brings on the anal (she's the only gal in the flick that gives up the hinderhole!) and it looks fantastic in reverse cowgirl! Be sure to watch the striptease in the extras - as far as I'm concerned they could just include this as a chapter in each scene. A must see? YES! Superstars from Anabolic B Compilation of best scenes...a solid one from Brianna Love! Up against two guys, lots of anal! An early Jenna Haze (2 dudes and anal too!) and then a very early scene with anal from Teagan! Later on, it's Dana D., Roxy, Shyla,Tera, etc!! Oil Overload 2 from Jules Jordan Video A Disc 1. Wow. Amazing! They went through lots of bottles of oil here. Phoenix Marie starts this thing off and it's a great anal scene! It has to be easier doing the buttslam after they grease it up with this much oil. The best was the dude pulling it out and pushing it back in her little gape of a pooper time after time in doggy style. Just fuckin' great! Kristina Rose is up next and more anal as you might figure. First she gets the double-barrel blast of oil from two bottles, then the normal positions. And the disc ends up with Julia Ann and Lisa Ann outside in their street clothes and then guess what, they get them all oiled up. They seemed a little too MILFy for me but once they get inside, unclothed and oiled up and shiny it works for me! They take on a couple of guys, all vag, one of the ladies squirts. In the end, they rub their boobs together and it's goodbye. But just 3 scenes in...and I'm spent. Bring on a paragraph break! Disc 2 gives us Kelly Divine along with a couple of black guys with real long ones for her to choke down. Enough anal and nicely shot DP to make it very interesting. Rather inexplicably, during the cumshot, one of the dudes is getting ready to blast and he takes off his own workboot (WTF?!!?) and creams it up. I guess they wanted her to lick it off his boot!! Adrianna Nicole then has a cage scene with Mr. Holmes and then it's finally on to the famed pool scene with 4 chicks and 2 guys with the big shot squirt guns. It's a very good group fuck scene that ends with all the girls together. In the BTS, you hear the guys gripe about the mess they made out there and Chris mentioned on a thread here at ADT that they spent the next day cleaning up with industrial cleaner! [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Mar 10 2009 : 12:43AM I'd say Barely Legal P.O.V. 3 is my biggest winner this week. Looks like the dude is pumping these out now. Part 3 in January. Part 4 was out last month. Part 5 is out later this month. Plus there was Tanner is some movie about jeans that get too tight. I'll save that quickie for next week. It's a must see. 'nuff said! And I'm hearing that something called Breakin' 'Em In is quite good too. Naughty College School Girls 51 from Digital Sin A- Christ, this one was nutty good! The main feature gives us Halia Hill, Jessie Jolie, Marie McCray and Sierra Snow etc. But catch Dani Jensen in the bonus scene from Trade School Sluts! Yum-o! She plays a plumber. Naughty College School Girls 52 from Digital Sin A- Another damn good one with Kelly Skyline, Nicole Ray and Tanner Mays. I'm in a "schoolgirl" all you can eat buffet! Perverts like me love this stuff! Just Fucked Daddy's Best Friend from Combat Zone C+ Interesting title, but ehh for the most part. Madison Ivy, of course, looks exceptionally great and it's worth a look to see her. Real College Girls 16 from Hustler Maybe worth it to check out Lexi Belle but otherwise forgettable. Fuck Team 5 3 from Bang Bros. B I'm reminded of Fox Force Five from the mind of Mia in Pulp Fiction. But here, they match up groups of porn girls with "real life" dudes. Plenty of comments and complaints on the series in this thread but I thought it worked out okay. Multiple girls on multiple guys. Sometimes the dude cums too fast. Woops. Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, MacKenzee Pierce, Penny Flame, Tory Lane and plenty more. Frat House Fuckfest 5 from Voodoo House B Here is another one with group fucking - all captured by "guy with camera". Typical frat boy drink fest. Not my thing really, but there was some good stuff going on. There was a blonde girl that I really liked and Trisha Rey was a hell of a lot of fun in her scene. Deep Anal Abyss 1 from Evil Angel Jay Sin, man! I honestly don't get all that wild for his movies all the time. Final scene on disc one got me a little crazy though, this sweet young blondie named Jayda Diamonde shoves in a big dildo then gets ass fucked big time by a big dude. Really a great scene. Dana and Katja get it on too. Then a girl/girl toy scene. There is a disc 2 which quite honestly I don't remember. Boroka Does the Caribbean from Private A- Alessandro Del Mar typical tropical flick. Lots of anal, tanned bods and sometimes quite sandy too. The scenes do play out pretty short though. Did I mention the sand? One lady is covered in that white sand and I'm sure some of it got in her ass. Ouchie! Reminds me of an old joke from grade school: Q: How do you make a hormone? (whore moan) A: Put sand in her vaseline! I really didn't understand that one for years. Barely Legal 88 from Hustler A Oh yes! Riley Ray - love these tall slender gals with that medium length blonde hair! An absolute stunner. She talks to her guy in the "Beer & Pool" hall apparently according to a background sign - oddly, I noticed that it read Bee Poo in one shot. Anyhow, her top comes off to reveal those lovely ones. She looks great "doin' the sex" in the reverse cowgirl position. Have I said that these Riley lookalikes are the girls I really go for? Loved her scene. Allyssa Hall oh God, yes, the tanned Dahlia Denyle (!) and newbie Victoria Shay! These girls absolutely rocked! A very good Hustler flick! Barely Legal P.O.V. 3 from Hustler A+ It might be pushing it a little to go A+ all over this one, but I really did like SinDee Jennings here! Plus she looks so great on the cover. Anyhow, it's one on one, POV style with a dude with a camera (I guess it's Dan "The Man" Silver. In the BTS he says he's 48 years old.) Otherwise, with the POV it's pretty much like fuckin' your girlfriend in college. Here we get Naomi Cruise - mmm, a hairy pussy. In this day and age? Really? It's okay, and she is cute doing the BJ thing. Jenny Hendrix - fine as always. Come on now, let us get to SinDee Jennings - she gets rocking back and forth in the missionary position with the camera way up to show off her body... ...and... ...she starts singing "Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me" And the guy says, "Don't sing that." "No?!" "We don't have the rights." "Oh, my bad!" So the guy says he had sung a similar version in the intro, "Happy happy birthday, it's your special birthday baaay-beee!”" She says, "I like it! Shove it!" ...don't forget, they are fuckin' the whole time! *grunt* "Birthday BAAABY!" "Oh Jesus!" says the guy. Then SinDee sings/growls: "I'm your birthday baby, I'm your fuckin' baby today!" with a sweet little smirk on her face. It felt like it was MY birthday by that point! An absolute must see! Whew. Then another girl and then sweet Sandy Sweet - balloons all around, nice and oh God, Rebeca Linares - in pigtails, not less. Another really great scene. Mmm Mmm Mmm!! The nice thing about this flick, even compared to another one that I really liked last week (Schoolgirl P.O.V. 4) is that the guy lets his camera linger on the full body shot - something that the guys over doing Schoolgirl P.O.V. didn't really let happen. I especially like this for the girls laying back getting fucked on the bed with a high camera angle. [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Mar 20 2009 : 1:43AM I think maybe drank a little too much of the "irrational exuberance" last week. Yeah, I pushed it a little with the A+ for that Barely Legal P.O.V. 3. It's very good - SinDee is damn hot in it - but I've seen one even better. And now I have to go pull out a rarely used A++ on it! What's the movie? Barely Legal: Interactive! Holy shit! 4 girls, all with their own POV-style "interactive" scene. It's a little different than other interactive flicks I've seen. No array of options cluttering up the screen - here the interactivity is two or three options at the end of each chapter. "What do you want me to do next?" listing out choices such as "Play with your cock?" or "Suck your cock?" or a listing of positions. I like it. You'll love seeing Stephanie Cane and her tight tanned body! And I definitely liked SinDee Jennings in it! For her opening tease she gets soaped up outside washing the director's car. We get fun options like "Wash Car with Clothes On?" or "Wash Car Naked?" and "See me Squirt?" with a "Yes or No?" Say yes, say yes!!! It was released last October so retroactively, without a doubt, this goes on my top bestest movies list for 2008! Barely Legal: Interactive from Hustler A++ Eva Angelina, Sindee Jennings, Stephanie Cane and Adriana Nevaeh. A fine cast. A really fine cast! I never heard of Adriana though. But the rest are some of my all time favorites. What's so great about it? First up, Eva!! I guess they have her act mildly drunk. It's a good scene, you'll enjoy it but rush to the next scene, no wait, see Stephanie Cane first! The tease is awesome, but wait until you see her get a big cock shoved in doggie style (typically this flick is shot POV but they bring the camera down a little (probably to hide her butt tattoo)) and the angle is just great. Hell, she looks great from every angle, from the opening pussy tease and slidin' those panties off to the POV cowgirl to missionary. Then there is SinDee. She lets a few great squirts out, in the ride 'em cowboy style. First right at the guy. Then she lets a stream go to the right and then to the left. Then right on the camera. Nicely done! Finally, the whole thing wraps up with Adriana. Looks great in the shower! Really great! And rubbing lotion on herself and oh, those, uh, ample pussy lips. Another fine scene. And I do like this simpler style of selecting what you want to see - just a little freeze frame and a couple of options at the end of each chapter. It's like those old Choose Your Own Adventure books where you could decide your path to the end (turn to page 93 to open the door or page 74 to run away with your soiled undies) plus you can fast forward and rewind during the scene - something that seemed to be disabled (for my DVD player anyhow) with the My Plaything and Interactive Sex With... series. And if you just want to see all the chapters for each star, just pick the Select a Star option and you'll see them all a DVD menu screen. Whew. And I actually let a review slip out. An honest to God, ADT sanctioned review! Even President Obama would want you to see this movie. Yep, Barack "Insane Hussein" Obama! And anyhow, the girls are major league cute. The duck that fucks them has a big one and the color and lighting is fantastic. Hustler!!! Please, make another one of these! And I can think of all kinds of girls to cast!!! Don't Let Daddy Know 6 from Red Light District B+ A solid entry in the barely legal field. Eden Adams, oh yea! Plenty of great doggie style shots! I think it's my first look at little Julie Ellis. Cripes. Anal too yet! Monica Ashley? Oh shit yea! Not a fan of the tats, but still a great scene! She looks so great in the doggie style. Teens in Tight Jeans 4 from Vouyer Media A I went right for newbie Jackie Daniels - I first saw her at her agency (online, not in person...) in October and started that star-crossed thread. She seems like a fun girl and it's a very good scene. London Keys takes on two and gets her big titties soaked with cum by the end. Probably my favorite scene from her so far. Pepper Fox get worked on a little but the Tanner Mays (she's nicely tanned, you know!) is the scene to see. Wow. She takes on two dudes, gets her pussy hole poked, etc. Sorry dudes, vag only. During the double blowjob she says something like "you like my fuckhole?" and the guys laugh. I couldn't quite hear what exactly she said and now I don't remember. She can really satisfy two guys at once! Lots of dick swapping - she's riding first guy, flips her butt up to take the other guy doggie style. The girl is going places, I tell you! Be sure to see her shower clean up for some heart to heart talk. Barely Legal P.O.V. 1 from Hustler B Ashley Jensen is my favorite girl in this one. Lots of ADT favorites like Bree, Whitney and Veronique. Keepin' It Fresh 4 from Digital Sin A An easy A grade for Stephanie Sage! She starts out standing up against a wall playing with herself with some dude watching - her little top is pulled up and her white panties are half off. Some balcony fuckin' ensues until they move inside to the couch. Some great cowgirl fucking with angles from above. Stephanie can really move! Then it's on to reverse cowgirl. A great scene. She's on my list of favorite memorable girls! Jodi Bean is totally new to me - tanned, with nice sized boobs. She seems like a fun girl. She catches the guy in her panty drawer so she tries to humiliate him. Some good positions and the camera captures some nice angles of her cute face, her reaction and those boobies. Really a must see for Jodi and Stephanie. I will say that Jodi's enthusiasm level kind of tapered off by the end. Also with Jamie Lamore, Lacy Holliday and newbie Michelle Brown. Michelle is a gal I want to see a little more of soon! Farm Fresh from Third Degree A They raise them pure, horny and yummy on the farm. We are treated to a great batch of sorta newbie girlies here. Fresh! Ashli Orion, Alyssa Hall, Jessica Valentino, Tanner Mays & Eva Ellington. All young and tight as advertised! A treat for the viewer. I loved it. Advisory: No real farmgirl stuff going on here. Just fresh young sweeters. I could describe Ashli getting spoonfucked and then flippin' up on to the guy for some reverse cowgirl or I could mention Tanner just teasing us with her rearview and the guy walkin' in and shovin' his cock right on in....but why? Just see this one! 2 Chicks Same Time 2 from Naughty America B+ 2 chick-a-dees going at one guy. At the same time. [ invalid url ] were my favorite scenes. The Naughty Cheerleaders Club from Digital Sin B Dani Jensen, my friends! As a horny cheerleader! Anytime you see a cheerleader get thrown down on a bed and her panties pulled aside you know you've got something good goin'! Then out comes a little pink vibrator and a camcorder. Mmmmm! Naturally you can figure we get some POV footage mixed in with the normal camera. It all plays out pretty great - and I think I have found a new favorite newbie to look out for! Definitely an A+ scene! Also with Ashlynn and Sadie, etc. [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Mar 29 2009 : 12:57PM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Mar 29 2009 : 1:45PM Someone emailed about that A++ grade. Maybe it was a little high. Especially for a non-anal movie. But I have gone higher with an ass flick. Check out the A+++ I gave to Anal Authority! I wrote "The scene that takes this to the A+++ level is Vanessa Lane and her gymnast moves. Wowsa! Oh those moves and positions. She does the splits balanced between two chairs and gets fucked up the ass. I couldn’t take it anymore and allowed my load to flow." Really? Allowed my load? Sheesh! 18 Year Old Pussy 12 from Devil's Film B They have a few of the girls in pigtails to make them seem a little younger, I guess. The girls were hit and miss for me. A couple good ones, a couple I skipped, but it starts out with this fairly innocent little chick named Candy Cat. Yummy! With a good amount of anal too! Looks awesome in the missionary anal and reverse cowgal anal positions. Barely Legal: Fitness Fantasies from Hustler B- It was okay. My favorites were Micah Moore and Stephanie Cane. Addicted to Cock from Private A Looks like it was filmed in LA - I saw a scene or two filmed at that very familiar colorful house. Nicely shot, like a great Van Styles flick or something! Starts off with some MILF newbie named Alexandra Diamond - teasing us on the dining room table, pussy and ass fucking too. Holly Wellin gets a good workout from a guy with a chick helping out with a strap-on and my favorite Rebeca Linares getting taken by two guys in all holes - again very nice, it will go down as one of her best scenes! Highly recommended for Linares fans! Two more scenes after that. It all does play out pretty quickly. No Swallowing Allowed 15 from Diabolic A A damn nice flick with a good mix of everything you want to see. Audrey Bitoni with her big floppers, Shawna Lenee - great looking from every angle, Crissy Moon with some quite watchable anal, Holly West takes on two dudes, again anal/DP action. And. Jenna. Haze. Anal. Lots of reverse cowgirl anal, with Jenna moving side to side and really "sitting down" on the dude. Side-saddle! A couple of the gals play with themselves with one of those clear long dildos. The camera gets right up close into their cooches. Well, not in, but a front row seat! Deeper 11 from Digital Playground A- This one is all about Stoya for me. She's in two scenes, one on one, the second is anal. Yum! The scenes do not disappoint here! I just skimmed over the rest of the gals. Barely Legal: Summer Camp 3 from Hustler B- Micah Moore! That girl from Oregon, I think. She plays a girl making a delivery and the gets down to suck cock. Right on the front porch of a cabin. They both strip off their clothes, yada yada. Micah looks great in the standing reverse cowgirl. NOTHING is left to the imagination as far as her crotch is concerned. Then a longish doggie style session. Great scene! Otherwise, a fairly forgettable movie for me. With Alexis Texas, Carmen McCarthy and Rachel Milan. Sadie and Friends 2 from Digital Sin B Mmm, tiny, tan and tight Eva Ellington - she looks get getting it every which way. Sadie West teases in the tub and gets some wet sex action. Very nicely done! Ashlynn and Friends 7 from Digital Sin B Angelina Valentine was fun in a big tittie way. My favorite scene was the final one with Marie McCray. She says "oooomygod ooomygod oohhh-my-god!" about 250 times. Really a nice looking girl - like you'd expect to find next door. Laying down, doggie, reverse cowgirl! Brand New Faces 11 from Vivid B Girl/girl from this girl named Devi Emmerson – cute, seems flexible as she demonstrates in the opening tease. Fully clothed though. Damn! Morgan Lane looks damn great here. If you like them thin and tiny! And I can. And do. Quite a pussy on her (plus some pumped up titties) wait until you see her bend over doggie style. An absolutely fantastic view of her little holes. Quite a contender for the prettiest pussy thread. It's a scene to check out, horn-dogs! Movie has 2 other girls – one of them is over 30. Sporty Girls 2 from Elegant Angel A+ Quick and to the point: All five scenes are super fantastic!!! Run, don't walk!! This is the one with the hottest cover of the year - the one with Sasha Grey soaked in sweat (or spritzed with water) showing off her nips and bush. But I went right for the Nicole Ray scene. Very hot. It starts out on some remote dried up baseball diamond. It's one of these southern California jobbers where the city or whoever laid down the fake grass - except they could only apparently afford to do the infield. Anyhow, she gets to practice her batting and fielding moves. (Quite honestly, she can probably throw better than me.) We get some nice shot of her little behinder then Mark mentions something about his cup and his cock and she comes over to the bleachers to check it out. Oh my! It's huge! Back to some porno house they repeat the cock reveal on a couch, she strips down bends over to suck, he slips it in missionary, OMG, she looks so great, some cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl so she can really show off her body. Milky white and beautiful! A fuckin' great scene! I can't complain a bit about any of the others either. (No anal from anyone though.) Alexis Texas is basketball girl. Kristina Rose is workout girl by the pool. Sasha Grey is kickboxing chick or something. And holy mother of pearl, Tori Black is dressed in her golf girl practice gear, with some tiny shorts or skirt. Oh my Lord, there is a wide shot of her. From behind. Tori! Your legs are awwwwesome! I'd say this is as good as porn gets. Mark it down for the best of 2009. [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Mar 29 2009 : 2:03PM I figure if a porn girl is capable of doing the splits, or other such amazingly flexible moves, a director should find a way to use those abilities whenever possible. Now I have to go rub one out. Excuse me. [Link] |
| satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 30 2009 : 7:21AM Quick and to the point: All five scenes are super fantastic!!! Run, don't walk!! This is the one with the hottest cover of the year - the one with Sasha Grey soaked in sweat (or spritzed with water) showing off her nips and bush. But I went right for the Nicole Ray scene. Very hot. It starts out on some remote dried up baseball diamond. It's one of these southern California jobbers where the city or whoever laid down the fake grass - except they could only apparently afford to do the infield. Anyhow, she gets to practice her batting and fielding moves. (Quite honestly, she can probably throw better than me.) We get some nice shot of her little behinder then Mark mentions something about his cup and his cock and she comes over to the bleachers to check it out. Oh my! It's huge! Back to some porno house they repeat the cock reveal on a couch, she strips down bends over to suck, he slips it in missionary, OMG, she looks so great, some cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl so she can really show off her body. Milky white and beautiful! A fuckin' great scene! I can't complain a bit about any of the others either. (No anal from anyone though.) Alexis Texas is basketball girl. Kristina Rose is workout girl by the pool. Sasha Grey is kickboxing chick or something. And holy mother of pearl, Tori Black is dressed in her golf girl practice gear, with some tiny shorts or skirt. Oh my Lord, there is a wide shot of her. From behind. Tori! Your legs are awwwwesome! I'd say this is as good as porn gets. Mark it down for the best of 2009. You make this sound so dam good! I agree the boxcover is super hot! I want to see this movie very much. But i have not got my copy for review yet. But after reading what you had to say about this movie i hope to see it real soon. [Link] |
| kristinarose Member 797 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 4:07AM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 10:31AM This first one is easy! Twitter! Yep, HeyNow joins Congress, Lance Armstrong and the rest of the nation by joining up with TWITTER dot com!!!! You can now expect tweets and twerps from me as I experience, uh, masturbatory delight! You'll be "side-by-side" with me! Expect a 3 a.m. tweets like, "hey now every1 lunching lod in2 air now!". Hell, you might even get a late night "gaaaaaaa Evaaaangelinaaa! BUTfullE she OpNz her (_!_) 4 DIS cockz! thN holy schetiz Amy Ried reid CreslE aL oiled!" It may never get another tweet off! But since I don't want to push it with their terms of service, especially the "We may ... remove Content and accounts containing Content [that is]... offensive ... obscene or otherwise objectionable..." so I'll use code words like "bloober" for boobs, "goober" for pussy and "bunny-love" for sex. I haven't figured that all out so I'm sure I'll have a cheat-sheet that you can cross-reference. Watch for it soon! Next will come blogs or maybe even a vlog. Maybe HUG-TWAT-ASAP: HeyNow Users Group That Watches Amazing Tits And Super Awesome Pussies or something equally as catchy. Anyhow, it will be sort of an insiders guide of the Quickie Review Thread™ and may even feature some BTS of me! Watch for it soon! Even more exciting is the "HeyNow Approved!" stickers that will be made available to studios and stores. It will feature a picture of Jeffrey Tambor as Hank Kingsley giving a thumbs up with the "Approved!" text. Mr. Tambor has already given what could be considered in court as a conditional agreement. There is a good chance that I could be making a quite a bit of money off this. Turns out that a few others turned it down (okay, many others) and this company got to me and I said sure. Watch for it soon! So anyhow, my Twitter linker: Sweet tweets: http://twitter.com/HeyNowTheADTer And hey now, some of my worst quickies of all time... Really to flip the way back machine? All the way back to the year 2005 for this one: Cum Addicts Anonymous from Colossal P for putrid! Oh, shit man, remember the time we got sent to AA so we didn't become little bad alcoholics? (It's actually something I aspire to!) And then from there to Porn Addicts class. Well, for girls, this is one comes next. The dreaded CUM ADDICTS group rehab. Luckily, not much in the way of anal, a relief, still these are nasty cum hungry ladies! And that isn't just marketing bullshit. The director here, the fine upstanding citizen we all know as Mr. Benicio Del Toro, actually has them act like they are crazy for the cum and somehow addicted for that cream. WTF? The girls put their clothes back on after the cum shot(s) which halfway fulfills my fully clothed cum dreams. Another gimmick they have is moving in the camera close enough for the girl to steam up the lens with her breath and then writes a "C" (for CUM!) on the lens. I feel so bad for these girls. Dreadful. Then from 2006: Lick Her Ass Off My Dick from Red Light District F for foul-smelling! Oh, shit man, it's ass on dick! And it's as if they have a script they must follow. Sex. Fuck. Gulp. I mean fucking is fucking and there is a natural progression and that is all fine and dandy but who cares. Lick it off dick? Disturbing. Again directed by Benicio Del Toro. I think. Once again the ass is used and abused the other girl has to gulp and guzzle cock - whoa! And then there is one part where Tyla Wynn holds Kelly's ass open and I swear there wasn't one part of cock even touching the inner tube of the butt. That, everyone, is a wide open gape! Oh yea, there is lots of armpit fucking too. Remember this one? They always say you can't go wrong with some sweating armpit fucking. It ends as Tyla sucks a load of jizz out of Kelly's ass with a straw, flops it on the table into lines and snorts it up like coke. Awful! Another one from 2006, this time from William H. Nutsack III: Destination Dirtpipe 2 from Elegant Angel TD for Too Dirty for me! Oh, shit man, Sasha Knox steals the show. Hmmp. In most scenes they play around with a birthday cake - sometimes sticking a cock into it and having the girl lick it off or some other fun. Gross! So here, after Sasha gets done sucking a frosted cock, she gets the cake frosting slathered all over her front along with a frosting rose sweetly placed on her vagina. OH HOLY SHIT! We are all going to hell at this point as the next thing that happens is that his pecker goes right into her ass!!! Oh man, guys! So, Sasha fingers away at this rose while getting her ass fucked. They go through the moves to this position and that and eventually the guy must figure that Sasha is hungry (she's been a-workin' hard, you know!) because he shoves her face right into the cake. Whoa! The guy is so excited by this that he blasts a load right on her ass. I am truly sickened at this point. Lovingly sickened. Now, one of the worst scenes ever. From 2007: Spring Chickens 19 from Diabolic ASS Oh, shit man, it starts off with Isabella Pacino getting a cock shoved down her throat. Whyyyy? She's so very cute and tan and after a little pussy action her pooping-hole is poked "Ah, fuck" doggie-style. Ohhhh, noooooo! Nooo! Why, anal, why?!?! A few minutes of this pounding turns into flipping her over to see a nice long piledriver anal fuck. This is some nastily explicit anal with some hinderhole gapin' - when I first saw this movie she was kind of new to me so I wasn't expecting anal. I wept! The look on her face (still in piledriver anal!) as she squirms and then when she says, "Ahhh, fuck dude, come on! Pump my fuuuucking ass!" it was over for me. I vomited for days. And from 2008: Sprung a Leak 5 from Red Light District Z for Zorro of course! Oh, shit man, Brianna Love has sex on the couch at first. Then to the floor, fuckin' her normal style then slips it in her ass - WTF? I'm deeply depressed by this point. Then it's back on the couch for some doggie and reverse cowgirl - anal anal! There is a Simpson's episode where Ned Flanders has to rescue Homer from a house fire (watch it here) so Ned (diddley-ned) tosses a mattress out the second floor window for an unconscious Homer to gently land on. It halfway works out but then Homer bounces off the mattress and flips back into the house via the first floor window. Ned just slumps down a little, kind of gives out a dejected sigh and says "oookay" and follows him down, with a beautiful summersault back into the house. That last little feeling of total crushing heartbrokenness is what you'll feel when you watch any of this. Anal! On April 1st. For shame! Have your energies been jump jam junked enough?  [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 5 2009 : 12:34PM Remember? The information nation took their clues from all the sound-bite gluttons. Nineteen eighty, eighty-four, eighty-eight, ninety-two too, too. How to be what you can be, jump jam junking your energies. How to walk in dignity with throw-up on your shoes! I'm not sure how the vomit fits in. Probably the drunk working class barfing on themselves. Recorded at the height of their political relevance, this musical festivus to President Ronald Reagan still brings tears to my eyes so many years later...They hypnotized the summer, nineteen seventy-nine. Marched into the capital brooding duplicitous, wicked and able, media-ready! Mega ultra power dosing! Moving! How lucky were we to move from the disastrous policies of the Carter administration (oh, the economy, energy crisis and the Iran hostage boondoggle to name a few) to the Reagan era and the greatest President that God had ever given this great nation. Anyhow, for these quickie reviews, I've long thought I could pretty much replace any of my own porno movie commentary with a couple of quotes from an R.E.M. song and it would work just as well. Michael Stipe always fills his songs to the brim with sexual innuendo, at the very least, so I'd think it would work out quite well. Toss Concrete Blonde, 10,000 Maniacs, Neil Young and a few other artists into the mix and I think I'd have it! Let's see how it works: Crude Oil 4 from Zero Tolerance A- Mmm, Tori Black. To quote a reasonably notable R.E.M. song: You [are] the greatest thing, the greatest thing since bread came sliced! You've got it all, you've got it sized. Like a Friday fashion show teenager freezing in the corner, trying to look like you don't try. That's sugarcane that tasted good, that's cinnamon, that's Hollywood, come on, come on, no one can see you try!!! Okay. Maybe it won't work. Anyhow, the girls soak themselves shiny with oil and then a guy comes in to fuck them. Back to Tori Black, ahem, she's got the first scene, a perfectly fine wowers scene! I really liked Jennifer Dark - she drenches herself, then lots of fucking. Kirra Lynn gets fucked doggie style kneeling on a stool. Oh God! She looks great! Also with Krissy Lynn, Vanessa Leon and Kelly Divine A total of 6 scenes. Nice to get that “bonus” 6th scene along as part of the regular movie with ZT! [ invalid url ] for a couple of years. These two sweeties show up in their skimpy street clothes and sunglasses only to slip them off to reveal outrageously skimpy bikinis. Some play outside getting oiled up, then inside for a BJ, then both get some sex from a dude including some great anal fuckin' for Persia. Alexia has just a beautiful 19 year old body and pussy. And a little timid. Not too much though. No ATOGM for her, oh Lord no, I would have been shocked as shit to see her take it in right from the ass. But her face is right down there and she gets a load on it at the end. A real A+ rockin' scene! The rest are a little more hit and miss but I liked Hollie - stunning body and tits and looks awesome in her bikini. Now, some scenes do feature condom usage (not the Alexia/Persia scene though, thank God) but it's a full disc of nice porking and anal. On water. Teens Take It Big from Lethal Hardcore A A great cover with Tanner Mays - and a great scene. I have to give this movie an A, it's got a must see scene by Tanner! She plays a chick that is grounded and then Mom's boyfriend has to enforce the rules. No TV, no computer, no going out, etc! Shat is a girl to do? Well, flick her clit to a porno magazine and get caught, I guess. That brings on a spanking, then she's shocked by the size of his cock, fucked all the normal ways and then gets a huge watery load of cum on her smiling face. Really huge. You know how a snowy roof starts drippin' on warm spring mornings? Yes, picture a face full of cum dripping off her face like this. BTW, https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=122388/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/reply=1471025#post1471025" target="_new" title="https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=122388/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/reply=1471025#post1471025">our own Cumwhipper sez FUCKING GET THIS MOVIE!!! It's one of the hottest one-on-one scenes I've ever watched. That might be pushing it a little - but it is pretty fucking hot. Amai Liu also has a scene - pretty nice but also a little creepy as she is probably the youngest looking star working right now. Tanner doesn't do this, but the rest of the girls sneak up on the guy and start some BJ action under the covers. This is rarely seen, I thought. Also with Cameron Love, Jackie Daniels and Emy Reyes. Cum Coat My Throat 2 from Red Light District A- Surprisingly, I never saw this one before this. They saved the best for the last scene with Isabella Pacino! She's one of my favorites! I think she's one of the girls that drove up from our very own San Diego to the ATM machines located in Chatsworth but unfortunately did not stay very long. Anyhow, a tight, tan and fun-lovin' girl. She gets dicked in the ass from a couple of dudes and then about 10 dump their loads into her mouth. She can't hold it in and gloops it out in a swift spurt when the last guy is done. Then it's on to the floor clean up. Bobbi Starr & Dana DeArmond's Insatiable Voyage from JJV A They get anal workouts! With 3, count 'em 3, reviews on ADT already there is no need for me to say anything else. Wet Drippin' Panties from West Coast B A good one to see if you like Stephanie Cane! Hot scene, what a body! And that rear end shot! Mmm! I also liked Alexis Love. The girls wear their panties for the scene and then the guy squirts on them. Naughty Book Worms 12 from Naughty America B I've seen [ invalid url ] and a few porn minutes later she is at his office door ready for action, Jackson! She famously takes on 5 dudes for a blowbang, takes a few squirts to her mouth, then the remaining two guys start pounding away on her pussy. A great scene! Plenty of BTS interview with her which I naturally skipped. The rest of the girls: Kiera King, Felicia Fallon and Sierra Sanchez. Next up: I'll be continuing an annual tradition with a Good Friday Quickie post. Special for the day! Instead of nailing Christ to the cross, it will be all about nailing Jenna Haze in her Cum-Spoiled Sluts and Glamour Girls flicks. [Link] |
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| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 10 2009 : 10:52AM Have fun looking for your Easter eggs this weekend and gorging yourself on chocolates. And going to church you religious freaks! They say the Lord has risen, but I think he was just taking a nap. Anyhow... Cum-Spoiled Sluts from JennarationX, baby! The first in what will surely be a long line of Jenna Haze produced and directed porn. She does it all here, probably even more than Oliver Stone. I think the camera work is done by Van Styles - so you know that part is going to be done fuckin' good! Now, the girls really aren't drenched in cum - this isn't a room full of dudes slopping up the ladies, it's pretty much 1 on 1 or 1 on 2. Call it a cum-drizzle. But how is the movie? Well, just like Mr. McFeely in the old "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" I think you'll be making a very speedy delivery. Spurting from your cock! No way you are going to hold back for this entire movie. It starts off with Jenna Haze sexing it up. Some great anal - including reverse cowgirl moving into (I think it's called) the full anal nelson position. Her legs are wwwaaaay back, it's like she is folded in half. Surely a tribute of sorts to Taylor Rain - that little starlet got that move put on her so many times. Jenna then plays with herself with a hinder toy and the guy pops a load on her. Big boobed Riley Evans is up next, there is a conversation about her little pussy, then sex, lots of great anal here too. Bobbi Starr takes on two dudes, anal of course. Nikki Rhodes gets it on with Jenna and a guy. They shoot some camcorder footage during this scene. Then disc one is over. For part two, of course we also get Allyssa Hall - first teasing us with a lollypop in her mouth. They don't use one of those grossly oversized lollypop instead I think it might be a tootsie pop (3 licks, you know!) and you better believe your tootsie will be a-poppin'! Then Jenna is back for another scene. I think she plays a realtor. And you know you can't go wrong there! Right? Because she is dressed all hot and sexy in her “sellin' houses” business garb! All around a very great movie. The grade?? A+ Schoolgirl P.O.V. 6 from Digital Sin A Angel Cummings, Haley Sweet, Heather Starlet, Charlie Lynn and Natalia Rossi. ADTers are making a minor fuss over Heather Starlet, but I think newbie “Nutella” Natalia is the star here. A great scene! Lots and lots of looking right at us (the camera) and lots of talk. Also liked Haley for the sweetness. But each scene here is worthy of some attention and strokin' I think. Glamour Girls from Elegant Angel A In the excitement over Cum-Soaked Slut - oops I mean Cum-Spoiled Sluts this hot one got just slightly overlooked. Of course Jenna is on the cover of this one too. Another hot cover. Great scene. Amy Ried is also awesome, shot in a loft I think. What a tight body. Also with Jenaveve Jolie, Jenna Presley and Sara Vandella. New Chicks Cum First 9 from Red Light District C Meh. I'd say skip it. Filthy's Monster Cocks 4 from Filthy Films I only saw it for Risi Simms! She's the girl that wowed us with a few photosets maybe around 18 months ago. Or more. Has it been 2 years already? Anyhow, she dived full into porn, so we thought, but then Christian came on here and said, sorry guys, she's out. She can't handle the big cocks. Or something like that. Anyhow it's a good scene. Maybe even great. I just skimmed thru the rest - didn't really see much of anything except there was one girl (also cute as hell) that couldn't handle it and had to stop and cancel the scene. She gets the "failed" stamp splashed on the screen. Diggin' In The Gapes 3 from Vouyer Media A Directed by Van Styles - I've been a big fan since the anal fuckery masterpiece we all know as Gaped Crusaders! Mackenzee Pierce rocks her scene, as does Ashley Blue with her mildly hairy pussy. Ashley takes on two dudes so there is a lot of trading back and forth anal. My favorite scene came from Phoenix Marie - lots of cock plunging into gapes! The piledriver anal is the best. The guy must pull his cock out (revealing a sweet little gape) no less that 50 times and then jam it back in her tight butthole. Rear entry doggie style is damn hot too! Also with Holly West and Beverly Hills. That newbie cutie Shayne Ryder has the bonus BJ scene. Up That White Ass from Elegant Angel B Good anal scenes from Aurora Snow (gaping, of course, great stuff in the piledriver anal and rear anal entry, shot right from behind), Bobbi Starr and Tory Lane - wildly crazy as always. Also includes Andi Anderson and a couple of others. Looks like I'm comin' up a little short this week. How about I pad it out with Quickies of memorable movies from past Good Friday's? From 2006: Twisted Vision 3 from Red Light District A I guess this is Michael Stefano’s POV series, with a twist. This one must have been flying under the radar - I have yet to see parts 1 or 2. The twist here that there is a little scene setup, nearly like a feature (girl coming along to sell newspapers or girl scout (?!) cookies) and look for Penny Flame in a great scene in what must be the RLD warehouse. I recommend highly - and check that back cover for a glimpse of what you’ll be seeing. Also just wait for that final scene with Sierra Sinn! OMG! Marvelous and blistering! And I think you might like this one Pagoda, if you are reading! [ invalid url ] - WTF is a Yappo?!?! From 2008: Jack's POV 9 from Digital Playground A- Hot scene from this Stoya - all-vaginal which surprised me but still I really liked it. Of course, mostly shot POV, lots of missionary with her laying back and lots of shots of her face for her expressions. Some footie action near the end with a pop on her feet. Brianna and Gianna fans will probably love their scenes - Gianna gets a nice big juicy load on her face but tells the guy he wasn't supposed to mess her up so badly like that. Squirt! Squirt to the eye! "What did I tell you?" Another to the eye! "You're killin' me here!" but she's laughing. Carmella Bing is a cocksucking pro and looks really great doing it here - she chews down with one of the longest hotdog in porn. In a little twist you get a little bit of POV from the perspective of the girl. Uhhh...Happy Easter? [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 18 2009 : 11:23AM Trade School Sluts from Digital Sin A Oh good God, see it for Dani Jensen and Elli Foxx. I missed this one when it came out last year but saw that Dani scene as a bonus on a recent flick and just flipped out. Very hot! The girls play some type of "trade" person like cook or nurse or maid. That works, right? Dani Jensen gets the role of plumber and destroys some pipe. Under a sink. Then it's on to the sex, very hot, she gets her clothes yanked off as she is sitting on the kitchen counter, lots of nice reaction shots while she gets licked, standing doggie, then on to some great looking reverse cowgirl. Then bring on Elli Foxx in her scrubs! Pretty much (but not quite) a new girl for me. I need to see more of her!!! Anyhow, she's the nursing student and has to wash her clothes. Well, she gets her pants yanked off (very hot) while keeping her scrubs top on all while sitting on the washing machine. (Something soooo hot about a woman with no pants or undies on but still wearing a shirt!) She gets poked missionary and standing doggie, then they move on to another room where she finally gets nude. I get a little April Flowers vibe off of her. Highly recommended for these two. Also with Amy Valor, Arianna Armani and Bella Ling. Addicted 5 from Digital Sin A- A little more stylish with the look and camera work than us fans typically see. But not too much so. And still hot action. Ashlynn Brooke is in it. Jenna Haze looks great of course (some great hip movement!) and Madison Ivy gets played with while she holds her legs way back. She's very good with that pretzel move. Pure 18 6 from Reality Kings Ahhh...it's kinda of light on really sweet looking girls. For me anyhow. I want them looking stunningly awesome. Meh, I didn't see that here. EXCEPT for Kacey Jordan! Oh my Lord. This scene is an absolute must see. Absolute. Viewing this scene should be a prerequisite before ever, ever launching another load. It's that great. That tan skin, tiny frame, meaty pussy, cute face...that whole package. Yummy! Don't shoot until you see the whites of her eyes! Or her teeth. Preview it at the Reality Kings website! Oddly, they had already stashed this scene on Pure 18 part 2 as a bonus scene. And it's been on the intertubes for a while. Don't Let Daddy Know 7 from Red Light District A Yes! Introducing Kara Novak! I'm mildly hot for her. Just my type!!! Plus she reminds me of a former coworker. Ahh. Sort of. If I squint. Still...I'd love to see her in a scene done on the beach like those photos in her thread... Here Kara plays a girl checking out the family room bar for some booze. She makes all the appropriate faces, etc, while checking out the selection. Then a dude walks in and they fuck. Of course, if you aren't keeping notes at home Kara Novak has become Britney Pierce. Hit me baby one more time! We also get favorites like Allyssa Hall and Dani Jensen. Perfectly delicious scenes. Alanah Rae is nearly a spitting image of Hayden Panettiere as Claire "Save the Cheerleader!" Bennet, especially during the throat gagging blowjob action she gives off. Must Be 18 With Proof! from Cezar Capone B- Oh God, too much time spent talking about or handling frogs and other nonsense. Kelli Stone washes a car and gets soaped up. Jaclyn Fox teases us on the beach, lots of filler, but there are also 5 reasonably solid sex scenes. I didn't even halfway recognize any of the other names. Internal Cumbustion 14 from Zero Tolerance B+ Starring Ann Marie Rios, Britney Amber, Stephanie Cane, etc, but I really went for little Mina Leigh - wait until you see her in the reverse cowgirl anal, quivering away. God! I still can't believe she did anal on a semi-regular basis in her short career. Keepin' It Fresh 5 from Digital Sin B A nice mix of gals. Jackie Daniels and Kali Lane are cute as heck. But holy shit, holy fucking shit, I just found out that Britney Brighton might be from my hometown! WTF! What the fucking fuck? Smalltown USA! Unheard of! I guess she used to be Britney Blew. That's really all I know. Well, I'm long moved from there, plus she's 20 and I'm, well, the age that I am... Here are a few I have no real grade on - they are kind of niche flicks anyhow... Paste My Face 13 from Overboard With Tanner on the cover! Some nice cumshots, sucking and cute girls but I didn't spend much time on it. All BJ. Adorable Girls 8 from Swank Just a girlie masturbation flick. Just. Not what I go for. I NEED COCK! And I don't care who knows! It played out okay, and one girl was especially interesting as she got oiled up and really got a hand in her pussy and then her ass. Girlfriends from Third Degree 3 scenes of one on one girl / girl. Devi Emmerson and another chick has the best scene like this. Then the final scene we get like 8 or 9 girls, with Tori Black kind of leading things off. It's a group girl-fest. Fun!!! (And according to this interview this isn't the first time she's been in a situation like this! (About half way in, the first girl/girl experience question.) Be sure catch the strip tease action - available to view in the extras. Most of the girls do a solo strip tease. Tori Black's tease is especially invigorating! Who is the girl in this one that looks very much like Tori? And now every one should drive themselves to the county jail to check-in in after reading that Tori interview. Naughty, naughty thoughts! [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 3 2009 : 1:58AM I've got 18 nicely legal quickies to drop! Fresh Outta High School 14 from Digital Sin B+ Starts out with Lilly Kingston - a fun gal, then a couple of others, and then my favorite, Stephanie Sage is in it. Lookin' grrreat! She gets the Mark Ashley treatment. Steph, Steph, Steph! No need to go solo only. Just find a short list of guys that you like to work with...like Mark! And then it wraps up with newbie redhead Carolina West. So-so scene overall, but a very cute girl. Looks great doing the blowjob, pretty good during reverse cowgirl laying back on the guy. And then stunningly cute with a face full, smiling away at the camera at that end. You might as well see this one. We Live Together 6 from Reality Kings A- All girl. Going around livin' life. Then they come back to the bedroom to strip down. These are some yummy girlies. See it for Georgia Jones getting it on with 3 other girls. All going at it with double-ended dildos. This series is great for seeing stuff like that!!! Sweet Candy Girls 2 from Adam & Eve B+ Oh, I think this is a must see for Nicole Ray fans. A great scene. Lots of looking right into the camera during the blowjob (right from above, POV style) with some cheek bulging. Cumwhipper, I think this one is for you!!! Nicole can get those legs back - looks damn fine! Cameron Love and Brooke Bennet are fun too. This movie is directed by Will Ryder who has done some great stuff for Hustler. Don't let the Adam & Eve throw you off! A&E: It's Time Well Spent! My Neighbor's Sex Tapes 2 from Cezar Capone B- Got it to see Renna Ryann and mostly Risi Simms - an okay scene. Rockin' gals really, and Renna gets a lot of action throughout this flick. Twisted Tales of 3D Erotic Animation Skip it. My quest to find some computer animated porn brought me to this one. It could have been done on a Commodore 64. Okay, not quite that bad. But it was pretty crudely done - as if they needed to add more layers and let it render for another 20 days. I think it's from 2003. Yet I know a hell of a lot of time went it to this. It just does not have beauty of The Princess Has Come of Age though even that isn't for everyone. Evil Anal 8 from Evil Angel and James Franco A- Disc one brought on Maya Hills - first some tease by the pool and then inside. A fun scene with lots of anal. The second scene is Kristina Rose (hi, Kristina!) teasing us in the tub then downstairs to get horny. With Andi Anderson shooting with a second camera, some anal toy tease, some ATOGM, etc. A great looking scene - lots of hinder action with Miss Rose. By disc 2 we see 3 girls fool around with a guy for awhile and then he shoots a big load at the three of them. Andi Anderson fucks a dude and then another dude. Lots of anal of course all the way. Dream Machine from Penthouse A Another look at Risi Simms. Holy shit, kids, did you know that Lexi Belle and Risi did a lesbo scene?!?! My favorite two sweeties! Risi really looks great here, she gets a solo tease scene, that girl / girl scene with Lexi, just lots of licking and playing that moves into some 69. All on top of some diner counter. Later Risi gets fucked by some dude, absolutely great looking in the reverse cowgirl position. This may be the "killer app" release of the few that Risi Simms did. Also with Holly West, etc. They load a great Alicia Angel anal scene as the extra bonus scene. First Offense 25 from North Star B A Craven flick - see it for Sandy Sweet. Damn great lookin' throughout, especially doggie. Leah Wilde and others too. Farmer's Daughters Make You Go Yee-Haw! from Kick Ass B Of course Isabella Pacino looks great and Jordana James has appeal plus the other girls too - they are all cute enough. Overall kind of an average flick though. Isabella gets a nice ribbon of glop across her face and they laugh for some time about that in the BTS. 5 Little Brats 2 from 818XXX B+ See it for Tanner Mayes and Nicole Ray. Oh Lord, they spread Tanners hole! She's dressed in little denim coveralls. In bed. And Nicole is just plain a fun girl to be with - she's also in bed, gets pounded nicely laying back, legs held wide. Also with Emy Reyes, Jodi Bean and Jasmyn Jolie. I have a complaint or two on the general DVD authoring. The picture is fine - but they have this annoying little wipe that fades the menu away when you make a selection that just takes a little longer than is necessary. And they don't have any chapter breaks within the scenes. Give me at least 4 or 5 chapter breaks, guys. Stuffed Petite from Overboard A An easy A for this flick. Highly recommended! We get the 95 lb Madison Ivy on the cover and the dudes proclaiming if it ain't 100 lbs or less, we won't fuck it! That's terrible! Terribly terrific!!! It all starts off with newbie Heather Vahn - very cute. The dude gets all the good angles plus lots and lots of reaction shots of the girls. Madison Ivy and especially Zeina Heart absolutely rock this flick! Oddly, I was a little cool on the Lexi Belle scene - it was mostly shot POV style which didn't really work for me compared to the rest of the scenes. My Sister's Hot Friend 14 from Naughty America B+ This flick is all about Riley Ray and Victoria Lawson! Holy shit, these two sweeties! Victoria takes on two dudes - looking super duper in her pink bra and panties. This is my first look at this girl next door! Super Hot New Chick Victoria Lawson is her name! Then Nika Noira and Riley Ray get down to work on a guy. The porn gods really knew what they were doing when they made Riley! JUST the type of girl I go for!!! Lovin' it when she peels off her clothes and that reverse cowgirl action ain't too shabby either! Also with Carly Parker, Mariah Milano and Phoenix Marie. Search and Destroy 2 from Shane's World A- It's from 2003. Lots of good fucking with some anal in this one! The finale scene is with Aurora Snow and Ashley Long!!! 2 of my favorites! VOD here! Look at the screen cap listed for scene 10! Take a gander at that pussy gape on Aurora! That is SURE to make you stiff! They really get it good, first pussy then the ass, switching back and forth. Even some strap on action. But you'll forget all about that pussy gape when you see Aurora's sweet poophole gaping open for you. Suh-wweet! Massive Asses 4 from Elegant Angel B+ Most ADTers love this stuff, but I'm mostly indifferent to shakin' butts. Still, the Kristina Rose with Kelly Divine scene is fantastic, they are dressed about the same with tight little hot pink panties. They work it and cook it, shake it and bake it. The hottest tease is the two of them laying flat on the floor pushing their crotches up high. Holy wow! Then some great sex, plenty of anal with a blast to the buns. Also with Andi Anderson, Ava Rose, Jayden James etc. Naughty Book Worms 8 from Naughty America A- The typical classroom fucking - this one was released in 2007. The best scene for me was Cristina Agave catching McKenzee Miles givin' her teacher a blowjob. Cristina joins in - all to save a grade or something. Both are wearing glasses and [ invalid url ] But she performs quite well in the reverse cowgirl and then laying back on the desk. Huge load to the face at the end. Also with London Keys, Andi Anderson (anal of course!) and Brynn Tyler in a locker room. [Link] |
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| kristinarose Member 797 Posts 2/08 | Posted - May 3 2009 : 3:43PM My scene in Massive Asses 4 was so much fun, and side note I think I recall Sam No. telling me it was one of the main inspirations for her new movie "Pornstar Workout" which looks AMAZING! [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 9 2009 : 2:56PM I think so!! It might be fun to do a short case study on how I react on ADT when word of a new movie comes out or some dude posts a picture of a girl that I like. No bananas for me! On the simplest level I might just toss out a “Oh my Lord!” And of course... = I'm quite happy about this girl. The most common response.But what else? Waawaawe! = I'm doubly quite happy that this girl is doing porn. Nice ADTers have complemented me on my WAAWAAWEE action but I have to give credit to the great Len Nicodeco for that one. Rarely, I might say I have to wizzle. Holy crabcakes! = Holy shit! We have no downlink = Oh, holy shit! Impressive. Flight controllers here are looking very carefully at the situation! = More research is needed! A standout! (Research is masturbation, of course.) Both of these are statements from mission control during the horrible Challenger shuttle disaster. At that time they said, "Flight controllers here are looking very carefully at the situation! Obviously a major malfunction. We have no downlink." Usage is rare, but can first be found in the Kirra Kiss thread. In the future I will be changing up that "Oh my Lord!" with either (appropriately) "Oh my Load!" or (oddly) "Oh my Lard!" and maybe some key phrases swiped from Curly Howard of Three Stooges fame. Ready for a quick smut? Oil Spills from Diabolic A Absolutely fantastic! I went right for the Tori Black scene, some oily tease and then we go inside and she is just soaked shiny with oil. BJ on to Reverse Cowgal then Tori is on the floor and her rump is up there ready and waiting doggie style. Absolutely drenched with oil. I think this is what they called supersaturation in high school chemistry. Oh, they coulda had a shot at anal I think!!! Trina Michaels and Andi Anderson (with 2 guys) each do give up the hinderhole. With all this slippery lube THE anal must be a cakewalk. And Kristina Rose (hi!) gets together in a scene with Alexis Texas. We gets ourselves some great oil drippin' tease. I mean we damn near get a waterfall of oil running over Kristina's pussy. Times are good! Highly recommended movie! Stoya Scream from Digital Playground B It's got a "grindhouse" feel to it with film scratches. Some might not like that but fuck, it's got Stoya in 3 scenes! And one of them is with Alexis Texas and some dude. And anal in another scene! But the guy cums onto a slab of meat. An actual steak that Stoya holds on a plate. A waste. But she does standing rear entry anal! Unfortunately, it's just one position. The third scene is a girl / girl scene. Internet All Stars from Vouyer Media B Go on this one for Zeina Heart! Yum! I'm indifferent to these girls but the movie also stars Asa Akira, Bridgette B, Jayden James etc. Incumming 15 from Diabolic A Lots of anal! Wow! Especially bright spots are Angel Couture (she usually plays the part of Eve Nicholson) and in another scene some girl named Mya Nichole takes on two dudes. All in all, nicely shot, beautifully stunning video quality. Not a fan of the internal cumblasts but I can overlook that with some mighty fine anal fuckin'. That is for damn sure! I Was My High School Anal Queen from No Limits A- It's "was" - that is the fine distinction that makes the high school reference okay. Cough. A batch of these European movies just got added to XrentDVD.com with some pretty damn appealing covers so I starting to grab them. The two cover chicks play cheerleaders in the first scene. Pretty damn hot. So was the rest of the movie. Thumbs up. Stars all these girls I never heard of before: Sugar Baby, Szofya, Gilda Joy, Liz Honey, Suzie Diamond and Figi. This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX from Hustler B+ It's not an absolute must see because of the sex, but it's a fun little movie. They get the title sequence looking damn good and I think Tori Black is pretty good casting in the Susan Dey role. I'm much more of a Brady Bunch fan and I don't know if I've ever sat through an entire Partridge Family episode. Still, I get the general idea. Kristina Rose looks great in her little 70's shirt and jeans. Faye Valentine gets a load. Tori has fun - some dialogue and singing too! And some Shirley Jones character gets fucked!! I think it is the perfect rental for a group of college kids (male and female) to watch, maybe make fun of MST3K style because of the campiness and then to finally pair up and go off to bed. Yet, watch for Faye getting her panties pulled off, Faye doing cowgirl (ride 'em!), Tori biting down on a pillow during doggie-style etc. Okay, it's pretty damn good for the sex. See it. I have Happy Days and Three's Company to get to yet. Naughty Athletics 5 from Naughty America B+ Girls working out then fucked! Amanda Blue looks great in her hot pink top and shorts. A guy comes in and seems to make fun of her boyfriend or something. Sort of a grudgefest going on - then he yanks it out and they get down to action. Fun. And she sort of reminds me of Allie Sin in the very best of ways. Don't you think? Also with Audrey Hollander, Holly West (anal of course) and Madison Scott - good stuff there, Madison is ripe for the taking! Watch for her reverse cowgirl and when she bends over. We get a good behinder view! And since this is just shovelware of internet scenes, they fuck up the Victoria Lawson scene. Her scene isn't on the DVD. Her name is on the cover, the menu, in the video preview of the scenes that plays with the menu but going to her scene takes you to some other girl. Jeez. I really wanted to see this Lawson chick. Don't I like her? Mildly aggravating. So You Wanna Be A Porn Star from 3rd Degree A- See it for the tanned Natalia Rossi on a red sofa with the brick wall - very appealing, visually. Naked skin up against the red couch just gives most guys boners. Typical pavlovian response. Just looks great. And. Sexy! And Amia Moretti and Zoe Stunner too! These three rock the reverse cowgirl fuckin' moves! They do some kind of casting couch / audition thing. It makes sense with the title but I just skipped all that. Petite girls rule. I've always said that! Some good tease with Natalia especially as she does a little photoshoot session and spreads her lips. They also get spread nicely during cowgirl. Wow. Times are good. Plus Amia! Soul in the Hole from Hustler A- It's a Van Styles flick featuring the long dick of Rico Strong takin' care of these ladies. Really a damn good flick - Lorena Sanchez, Ryder Skye and others. Pure 18 5 from Reality Kings A  Vivien, with her pigtails (and puffy nips) starts the movie off. She is Hungarian so they lay some English on her, telling her about the Two Hand Tallahassee Tug and then she bends over for some pussy fucking and at some point the guy acts like he nearly slipped it in her poophole, I thought, oh that would be something as he slips it around and between her buns for some sweet buttcheek fucking. Then 3 minutes later the guys is givin' her the "ass thumb" and HOLY FUCKING SHIT! she is getting assfucked! Doggie style! Wow! Then piledriver anal!!!!!!!!!!! Who is this girl!?! Ipop brought us a short ADT fan thread on this Vivien. She ain't so innocent after all and now two years later (after this scene was probably shot) it looks like she has done lots of slutty anal in European productions. The rest are almost complete newbies to me: Chastity, Vianey Cruz, Brandy, Alixus and Brit. I think I got all the girls right. All newbies to me. And fun to watch! Every scene gets some tease action and they usually show us some tight shorts (with the girl shaking it or bending over) and that gets me every time! Oh yeah...did I mentioned PILEDRIVER ANAL for Vivien? Edited by - heynow on 5/9/2009 3:03:42 PM [Link] |
| kristinarose Member 797 Posts 2/08 | Posted - May 9 2009 : 8:04PM Be careful with that "It's a Secretary Thing 2" you may jerk yourself off to death. The whole movie is THAT good! [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 16 2009 : 11:19AM First some quickies... I Wanna Bang Your Sister from Third Degree A- Because of the cover I thought they would team up Sasha Grey with Tori Black as sisters - but nope, Dakoda Brookes plays sister to Tori and Joanna Angel plays sister to Sasha. More on them in a second. The movie starts out with Lexi Belle and Riley Evans apparently as sisters. They get a scene together fucking a guy. Nice! Some great reverse cowgirl action with Lexi. The rest of the scenes don't put the "sisters" in bed together at the same time so, Sasha Grey fucks a dude, then the "sister" Joanna Angel shows up and Sasha has to hide while this dude now fucks Joanna, including some nicely shot near spooning anal. A modified spoon position. Then she leaves and Sasha hops out from behind a plant to finish up. Movie wraps up with a hot Tori Black scene. Cock Crazy Teens from Lethal Hardcore A A hot flick with a great batch of gals including newbie Cassidy Morgan, Stephanie Sage, Tuesday Cross (without the chest tat!) and sweet Haley Sweet. The thing starts out with this petite Cassidy Morgan catching some dude in bed on the internets, she sneaks in and crawls under the covers to blow him. Then some hawt 69 and some fuckin'! Mish, reverse cowgirl, etc, with some rear doggie style and a blast to her back. (She's got some tats back there...on her cheeks. Ehh. Not preferred but easily ignorable.) She's gonna be damn hard not to mix up with Amia Moretti. Be sure to see the BTS to see a couple of her cock crazed faces. I think she said this is her first scene. Tuesday Cross is a real fuckin' energetic fucker! Get a load of her pumping away in the missionary position laying back on the sofa in this one! Haley Sweet gets matched up with our own Christian here - this is the chick he had to triple check her age on her ID twice for fear he'd be carted off to jail. Without passing Go. It's a Secretary Thing! 2 from Elegant Angel A- Oh no! I didn't see part 1. Will I be confused? Probably. Jenna Haze rocks this one in the final scene and Kristina Rose rocks it in the first scene. Anal for both. 2 other guy / girl scenes and also a 3 way girl scene. Kristina actually tries to get phone calls done! And I loved the fabric on the furniture Jenna gets it done on. I'm not gay, really! I have not seen this location for a porn shoot before. I know, this quickie is especially brief and lacking content. But some dude already has a full review up. Or will. Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic 7 from Elegant Angel All girl / girl fetish type fuckery. Dog cage or pubic hair play, with some boob pumpin', etc. My reason for seeing it was Lexi Belle and Roxy Deville wearing Easter Bunny heads. It's the full fuzzy head to a Bunny costume and they each wear one for most of the scene, taking off only to pussy-lick. They fool around and it looks fun, with lots of different angles and right in there by the pussy but it's not quite a must see. Fresh Outta High School 15 from Digital Sin B+ Another one for Riley Ray fans to check out. I've said that look drives me crazy. Yep, it's her slender build and medium length blonde hair. The best is the reverse cowgirl, everything exposed with her legs slightly up, feet resting on the legs of the guy. She also gets some suckin' and fuckin' done in the BTS interview too as the guy walks in to check her out. Nice! Other chicks include Amber Jenson and Deena Daniels and so on. Barely Legal 90 from Hustler You may want to see it for Tanner Mays and maybe Stephanie Richards. Tanner has a fun scene out by a pool. She gets out and gets dried off by some guy. Some great reverse cowgirl and a pop to the face that gets her chest quite wet. Naughty College School Girls 54 from Digital Sin A Ami Emerson gets a huge load to the face in this flick! So does Tuesday Cross. Just massive sprays. Which is always nice to see. Both are very good scenes, with some great shots to see as you FF your way thru to pick and choose the positions. My new favorite newbie Cassidy Morgan makes an appearance - I went right for the doggie style position as the guy pokes it in. Nice! Then the ride 'em cowgirl, reverse-style. Just awesome! This is the first Madison Ivy scene I've saw with her new black hair. I think I preferred blonde. But I'll research it further. And this might knock your socks off: Nicole Ray ANAL!!! Yep, anal! It's in the missionary position, it's really not in very far or pumpin' at all, but she has fun rubbin' on her clit and making all the appropriate noises. I would have been shocked as shit if it wasn't for the advance warning on the Nicole Ray thread. A really solid flick and a great batch of girls. Wasted Youth 7 from Red Light District B+ Here is the "old" Madison Ivy with blonde hair - she's the stockroom stocker girl at RLD and her 90 day probationary review is here and she has to get pulled into the office for...well, some fuckin'! Sexual harassment lawyers are slobbering at the sight of this! She rides the dude on top of the desk in a modified cowgirl position in complete control of ramming up and down on him. A few other positions (awesome laying back on the desk getting blammed) and then a pop. The cover is here. Love the suspenders, half t-shirt (with boobage) and tight denim shorts look. Later Ashli Orion has a great little pool tease scene with some pool cleaner dude and it looks really great - you know those scenes shot outdoors don't always - but then they move inside. For once I would have preferred the scene continue outside because they were really capturing some good stuff - the color and the lighting looked great. No overly bright washed out skin or dark shadows even though it was shot in full sun. Plus they get Ashli all shined up with oil! Anyhow, you get the tease and the doggie style fuckin' outside. And... Heeeey now, Did someone say this was POST # 8,000? Oh yes! I think my quest for 10k in posts (lifetime total) in 2009, preferably on December 31st, could possibly happen. I'm on pace. 250 posts a month (I hit 7,500 in mid March) so the numbers quite nearly add up. Then I can retire happily from ADT. And I can still say I'm drippin' poop™ all the way to the big 10,000!!! [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 26 2009 : 12:48PM Now pound out a squirter or squirt out a pounder! Wow! You know that teens like it big, right? Big! Vol. 3 style big! It's a great time for porn lovers. It all reminds me of that great 10,000 Maniacs song These Are Days, this rich enthusiasm filled song about fuckin' and baby-makin' and all that good stuffs. Remember it? These are days... These are days you'll remember Never before and never since, I promise Will the whole world be warm as this And as you feel it, You'll know it’s true That you - you are blessed and lucky It's true! Why the song? Well... ...duh! Teens. Like. It. Big. Three. No surprise on the grade here - part 1 and part 2 both got A pluses. It's a must see movie - and of course, all these scenes have been on the internet for months and months already. Teens Like It Big 3 from Brazzers A+  Jamie Lamore and Kylee Reese practicing deep throating moves with a banana and then a dude walks in, talks them into having blindfolds put on them (cute!) so he can teach them about a mystery banana. "What is it?" "It's too big!" Wow! Fun. They get all the great positions for fucking (on top of each other) and after it's over one girl says that she probably won't be able to ride her bike to the store that day. Shameful! Then Allyssa Hall gets embarrassed when some dude finds her extra long dildo. She finds his cock pretty quick then gets flipped over on the bed to reveal some nice red panties under her denim skirt. And gets fucked. Nice scene. Then Vanessa Leon practices dildo gulpin' with two girlie friends, then goes out to a truck to try deep throating a gear shift. She gets caught by some dude, they go inside, sucks and all the good fucking moves until a good healthy load gets sprayed on her face. Her girlfriends come in and say oh my goodness, did you just fuck that big cock? along with a sure you can come with us to the mall tomorrow. This is how cliques are formed! Zeina Heart - a fun little sweeter gets it on with her teacher and looks great in the reverse cowgirl position (don't they all?) as she rides this guy with everything her little petite body has to give!!! And finally Jackie Daniels overhears someone fucking next door - oh she's as cute and sweet as all hell here! Some dude comes in to give her the rod, she sucks it long time (cheeks bulging out) with her long pigtails getting pulled on and then gets her clothes removed and fucked. She looses a little bit of her sweetness when her tats are revealed but no biggie. All the moves and positions plus a handstand piledriver. Ends with a load. To the face. And a smile. Hell of a movie! Running time is about 3 hours. And there is a great bonus scene (another 30+ minutes) with Eden Adams - she gets with a guy with a big cock - and what? she's shocked by the size of it? She SURE is! Yep, I'll say it again... These aaarre daaaays... [drum beat] These are the days!! You might fill with laughter until you break These days you might feel A shaft with cum Make its way across her face! Girly Thoughts 3 from DVSX B A Guy Capo movie from 2005. I really only grabbed it to see Courtney Simpson once again. This scene came fairly early in her career I think as she is credited as Coxx. And it's a great one! She works on some man log, 69 style, and then moves on up to drop down on him reverse cowgirl style. Now, if you know Courtney and her tight tanned body, you know this looks pretty damn good. Vanessa Michaels watches on in the scene and has some fun too getting it and grabbin' an' lickin' pussy. My next favorite scene was with Brianna Beach - looks great doing the reverse cowgal! Teen Worship 3 from Exquisite Multimedia A Heck of a cast list, Brownie! It starts with a couple of my favorites: first up it's Miss Natalia Rossi and then in the next scene our own Miss Kara Novak. Pretty typical positions all around. But that's fine! Kara is a nice replacement in the Courtney Simpson role, I think. A female interviewer starts out with Kara looking over the box covers for the previous 2 DVDs in this series and Kara says things like "I'm your girl, hey, what about me, I can do that, I'm cuter than THAT girl" and so some dude fucks her. She is just the type of girl I go for!! I did notice a little nose crinkle when she looked at the back of the box covers and then the same nose crinkle later while licking some ball sack so I'm not sure if that was cuteness or repulsion. I think cuteness. But you may have to rewind and double-check! Then Dani Cole outside - another scene that worked great outside, they have a nice overcast day - perfect diffused lighting and then then go inside to incandescent lighting. Ehh. Cute girl, of course. Also with Brynn Tyler (some beautiful doggie style vag gaping - and a pretty face too!) and Zoe Stunner. See what I mean about the cast list? My Dirty Angels 16 from Overboard C+ They gots the great looking Riley Rey on the cover - unfortunately, she don't wear that little schoolgirl outfit (with little necktie) in the actual scene, dang nabbit! She's the reason I saw this one - it's kind of a short scene, no real tease or BJ, they just do a couple of basic positions and then a pop to the face. All of the 5 scenes seemed pretty quick. Also with Jenaveve Jolie, Nikki Kane etc. Pornstar Workout from Elegant Angel A We all shat our undies and then our pants when we saw the boxcover. Shat them all to hell. Then the back cover was revealed. Then the trailer, I've been told, was quite fantastic. God. So hotly anticipated that it's almost a mild letdown to see it all. Eeeeeeee. Ava Rose, Sunny Lane and Kristina Rose start it off with an 80's style workout. Flashdance, what a feeling! You can dance right through your life! And I think I had a boombox like that. Anyhow they get them there boxes fucked - plus anal. Best scene (as I might have suspected) came from Tori Black and Jenna Haze as yoga workout girls where you can see crotch move up moves and synchronized clothing removals. Oh my! Hot, hot, hot! Some girl on girl then they get worked on by Mark Ashley. And vice versa. Solid flick. Lordy! Consumer Affairs 2 from Diabolic A- A great Andi Anderson hinder hole fuckin' scene! All the good positions and reactions. Also great scenes from Kristina Rose (with a greased up hinder) and Shawna Lenee. Must Be 18 With Proof! 2 from Cezar Capone B- Too much goofing around with the groups of guys, but once you get beyond that you get a great Eden Adams scene (she's sweaty, Matchmaker!) and Lilly Kingston with some good movies. Also with Jayden Williams, Heather Hurley and so on. Filled to the Rim 6 from Diabolic A- Lots of anal. And all-creampies of course. A sweet lookin' Alexa Benson was my favorite scene. Alexa looks absolutely great, gets it rear ended and reverse cowgirl, legs up, anal all the way in both positions with it all spread fer us! Nice! She keeps her little bra and "fuck me" pornstar boots on the entire time. Plus we get Maya Gates too! A beautiful reverse cowgirl anal fucking for her too! Legs flopping way up and her pussy out there for all of us to enjoy. Total of 6 girls / scenes. [Link] |
| xayhoundb Senior Member 2721 Posts 11/08 | Posted - May 27 2009 : 1:51AM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jun 4 2009 : 7:52PM As sung by the B-52's in *cough* the mid-80's: Everything is very special! Look in and see what I got! Orange Popsicles and Lemonade! It's the summer of love, love, love! I'm in love with love, love, love! For everyone transcends here! I'm thinking of you, yeah! Love energy is giving us a shove! Making this the summer of love! The best summer of porn luvin' yet? One good one to check out is New Chicks Cum First 10 from Red Light District - nearly brand new with a couple of great fresh gals like Amia Moretti! And Naughty College Girls. And Sex in My PJ's. Lots of good stuff on the horizon too yet, eh? Like they say, look in and see what I got: orange poopsicles and lemonade! Naughty College School Girls 53 from Digital Sin A Always a good series to see newbies. Tight white shirts, sweaters and plaid skirts! And it's my first look at Addison Cain - you can't go wrong with the name Addison! She's done some web work but just two scenes on DVD - she also has a movie out called Chicks Gone Crazy that has a great cast. Half surfer girl and half Iowa farm gal with a long slender slit to match her slender body. She looks great in the reverse cowgirl position. But I think she's out of the business already. Damn. And check it out for this fresh mc-hottie Heather Vahn - she walks in to the laundry room to catch a guy doing the laundry?!?! WTF, this really must be a fantasy fuck! A dude doing his own laundry? Great scene, most of it takes place on the floor and oh yeah the dude has a long cock. But maybe most of all, go for Jackie Daniels - doing some great on top cowgirl, laying back and doggie-style laying on the bed. Big pop to the face and the director (in the behind the scenes) grabs a cellphone pic to send around. Big laughs from Jackie over this. Most of the girls get some pretty big facials but you really need to get to the BTS so you can see the after cumshot reactions. I still say they could let some of that play out during the scene. And the girls get nearly totally nude pretty quickly - instead of wearing the college garb for most of the scene. The seems to be a change probably based on comments from fans? Nah! Clothes on, clothes off...I like it either way. Teenage Anal Princess 9 from Anabolic B+ The girls get a tiara to wear and red roses to carry. Just like a princess. Movie starts out with some girl/girl jazz then Emma Heart anal with two dudes. Looks great from the rear! Megan Murray some good fucking and rear entry gaping! Jayden Williams - YES! With the best in the doggie style anal and legs up and back reverse cowgirl anal. Wowsa! And Dakoda Brookes doing (as advertised) DP! Ohhhh nooooo, not Deeee Peeeeeeee! Ashlynn and Friends 8 from Digital Sin B I didn't get just too excited over this one except for the Ally Ann scene. She starts off on couch and starts stripping and taking pictures of herself with a Polaroid camera. It's pretty hot already. Guy comes in, gets sucked and then she gets bent over (kneeling on the couch) and entered from the rear. Some hard fucking and the guy grabs her arms back. Some good reaction shots of her, then some reverse cowgirl (she's getting pretty sweaty by this point) and then pulls off and goes down to gulp some cock. And then some fantastic piledriver. Great scene! Also with Megan Reece, Mia Lina and Sara Stone. Sex in My PJ's from Digital Sin / New Sensations A+ HOLY fucking shit! Now! More please! [ invalid url ] - even yummier (great scene with those PJ bottoms just pulled quarter of the way down), Heather Starlet (with her legs way back) and Sadie West all absolutely wowed me! I'll have my ADT review up shortly! But it's a must see. New Chicks Cum First 10 from Red Light District A+ A damn good movie - if you like these girls! And I dooooo! Tara Lynn Foxx gives us the only anal of the movie then we get little Amia Moretti giving us some real nice tease on the bed wearing a cute bra and panties set. Oh those little panties and what she has underneath! Mmm! She gets paired up with Michael Stefano. He just walks in, gives a few licks and in it goes. He's pretty big and she is not, so it's just goes in half way. Barely. Doggie style first, then cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and variations on that, and missionary with her laying back. Great scene! Then we get some girl named Christina Moure. Then Cassidy Morgan (nearly a double for Amia Moretti - they could play sisters) and then a great Natalia Rossi scene. She teases us with those skimpy pink panties and gets fucked in a few positions - all damn good but most appealing was reverse cowgirl, either pumping up and down or laying back with her legs up with the guy doing the work. All About Me 3 from Diabolic B+ I rarely see solo masturbation flicks but Tori stuck a toy in her poophole! It's a fun scene, but I really went for the other petite and sweets: Ashli Orion, Natalia Rossi and Tanner Mays all teasin' and playin'. About 8 other girls in this one too. All solo with fingering and toy play. Sadie and Friends 3 from Digital Sin A-  Bella, sweet schoolgirl sweet Bella (pic to the right) with Mark Ashley. She also goes by Nikki Anne or I guess Bella Sweet - so confusing. In the BTS she says she's been at it for 6 months. Really really cute here. Just a bit of pussy tease in the BTS then some good opening tease ("Oh, Mr. Ashley!") in the scene with Mark finally slippin' it in missionary style, then doggie and reverse cowgirl. Big facial. A must see scene. Also with Sadie, Jenny and Pepper. I'm off to see Sadie and Friends 4 to see where they take us!Fuck Club from Harmony Films B+ Lots o' anal from stars like Jandi Lin, Tatiana Kush and Maya Hills but I really went for the Tori Black poolside fuck scene. Great positions and she looks great! Reminds me a little like Penny Flame here - maybe it's the hair or the hint of freckles. Reverse cowgirl, standing and with legs back, standing rear entry, sorta spoon and mish. Lots of positions and lots of pussy gaping. Very hot, a must see for Tori fans. ADT movie link. I'm Young, Dumb & Thirsty from Lethal Hardcore B- Sort of a let down for whatever reason. Still, a fun Natalia Rossi scene and you can't go wrong with Tanner Mays! Stuffed Petite 2 from Overboard B+ I'd say see it mostly for Kacey Jordan. Some light tease and then a long session of doggie style. Lots of Kacey reactions as the camera gets in front of her. This series has been very good for getting facial expressions and looks at the full body. And a few good shots of those pussy lips. Hmm, the back cover has a shot of Kacey riding the guy but I did not see that in the movie. Also stars Capri Cavalli, Jamie Lamore, Marissa Mendoza and Megan Murray. All quite petite. Summer of PORN! To love!!! Edited by - heynow on 6/4/2009 7:55:52 PM [Link] |
| xayhoundb Senior Member 2721 Posts 11/08 | Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 1:53AM Usually I'm not even a RLD fan, but New Chicks Cum First #10 was a great title.. first second to end. Sex in My PJ's was a movie I'm glad I picked up. [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jun 13 2009 : 11:54AM Ready for more? The song is 30 years old, but could be about any of the girls I see: Have you seen her? So fine and pretty! Fooled me with her style and ease! And I feel her from across the room! Yes, it's love in the third degree! Ooh, baby baby! Won't-cha turn your head my way? Ah come on! Take a chance! You're old enough to... daaaance the night away! David Lee Roth and Van Halen. Play the song as you read the quickies - it matches up like Pink Floyd and the Wizard of Oz! Really! Lots of ball-aching movies this week. You'll dry your ball insides out with these! Big Cocks Required from Digital Sin A Some sweeties here! Melissa Matthews is great - total fresh newbie. Fucked on the counter, legs spread, then on the floor doggie style and so on. And then we get Mimi Blaze (eeehh, not sure about the new name) who was formerly known as Liliana Moreno. She did a scene in The Girl Next Door 5 which I liked! I probably compared her to Addison Rose at the time. Of course now, I'm now reminded of this pic from her ADT thread of her as "Gap Girl" - fall into the Gap, man! All the good positions. Zoe Stunner is up next. They ask her what she thinks of anal sex. She says she don't think of it. Boooooo! And she quickly spins around and bends over to show off her tight little virgin ass. A damn fine piece of movie! My Sister's Hot Friend 15 from Naughty America B+ Good scenes from Amy Ried, Penny Flame and especially [ invalid url ] since it was release a year and a half ago. Some great anal from Brianna Love, Alektra Blue, Maya Hills and especially Chelsie Rae with that beautiful ripe pink pussy exposed during reverse cowgirl (legs up) anal. Then Chelsie gets it piledriver anal - wow! Woooowwwsa! Absolutely beautiful! Barely Legal: All by Myself 4 from Hustler A+ I usually avoid solo girlie stuff like...well, like the plague. But this one is very hot. Nicely shot, nicely lit, good colors and oh, those Hustler "barelies!" you sure can't go wrong with 'em! Britney Ray, Crissy Moon, Isabella Amour, Kayden Faye, Megan Reece, Missy Stone, Ruby Knox and lots more. Face Invaders 4 from Zero Tolerance A- All blow job movie from the mind of Courtney Cummz - like the earlier episodes she's in there filming (mostly the tease) with one of the cameras but also gets in on the action in a few scenes. Ashli Orion, Kimberly Kane, Missy Stone, Sasha Grey and lots of others. 10 or 12 scenes - I don't remember. Lots anyhow. Enough variety to please us. Fresh Outta High School 16 from Digital Sin A Plaid skirts and white shirts! You'll go hard in your pants - sweetly or discreetly! See it for http://www.danni-cole.com/pictures/jizzbomb/" target="_new" title="http://www.danni-cole.com/pictures/jizzbomb/">Danni Cole, Jayden Pierson and Kara Novak! Danni is just stunning in the reverse cowgirl bouncing up and down. In the BTS Kara tells the story of her first and only anal sex (in her private life) with her boyfriend. I think she's just such a great fresh face. First DVD for Jayden - hope we see more! She gets it with Mark Ashley - first nearly fully dressed with skirt pulled up and the panties to the side. "Oh, oh, oh...!" as it slides in. Sadie and Friends 4 from Digital Sin B+ Sadie West - always pretty great. The scene seems vaguely familiar - kind of a carbon copy of her Sex In My PJ's scene I think. But different. Again they capture her reaction as she gets pounded away in doggie style. Ends with a nice blast of cum across her body. Total fresh newbie Alexa Ramone is the real find here. Wow! She might be wearing the same jammies that Heather Starlet wore in the pajama movie. Hmm. Anyhow, Mark Ashley gets to do her, pull her panties off and get her pussy warmed up. It takes a bit before he can work it up to a full stroke in and out. Looks great doing the doggie style, rear up, head down, and then reverse cowgirl. I got my first question for my Ask A HeyNow! summertime feature! It came in last week from a guy wondering about regular movies. What else is there? Right? Anyhow he spoke lovingly of DP action right here in our own Porn Poop Pool. ADTer "scott12" asks: Q: I enjoy the regular kind of movies, so you do agree with me? A: Sure. Thanks, dude! This advice column stuff is EASY! Be sure to submit your questions! It's gonna get exciting! [Link] |
| xayhoundb Senior Member 2721 Posts 11/08 | Posted - Jun 13 2009 : 2:29PM I've noticed your a big fan of New Sensations/Digital Sin. I like the way they shoot too. Edited by - xayhoundb on 6/13/2009 2:29:36 PM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Jun 14 2009 : 2:29AM Hey, I said ALMOST. Truly genius work, my co-mod. [Link] |
| JONNYESS Member 217 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Jun 14 2009 : 1:29PM hmmmmmmmmm? HMMMM? [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jun 15 2009 : 1:48AM But I had a thought this weekend that someone would call me out on the grades. I pretty much answer your question in the first message of the thread in my intro...But maybe not quite. Now, first off, this isn't a question for Ask A HeyNow is it? I'll assume not - but if it was I'd have to reconsider my answer. While it might seem the grades are pretty generous (on a traditional academic level) I figure even half bad porn (like bad pizza or bad sex) is still pretty okay or halfway good. It's still naked people and you'll probably get off. Yet, the movies I didn't like or I'm indifferent about just do not get mentioned. Maybe I should plop them on here. But why bother? I'm generally a positive person, plus I figure some dudes still worked pretty hard on the movie and maybe it just didn't feature the type of girls I love or the action that I like. Once in awhile I'll say something like "this isn't for me but *insert genre* fans should love it!" I guess I have my favorite girls/studios/directors to fill my master blaster nights (still have 100 movies in my rental queue) and don't see much of the crap that must out there. On the grades, I figure an A level grade is like a thumbs up, yes, see it! By the time you get down to the B range it's not nearly as critical of a must see, below that, maybe see it only if you have to see EVERYTHING that a star has done. I will say that I figure the grades sort of match up to a scale of 10 out of 10, so the A+ equals a 10, A equals a 9 and so on so and it drops off pretty quickly as by the time you get to a B- you're looking at 5 out of 10. Is this right? No, I suppose not, it's waay skewed as far as what teachers give out. Oh well. Get ready for a slobbering goo-fest from me next time - I just saw three really great Amia Moretti movies and I am beyond smitten. Beyond! Edited by - heynow on 6/19/2009 10:52:05 AM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jun 19 2009 : 10:41AM And of course dangling prepositions! I'll dangle it! And it was a Amia Moretti party here! I've said it before about other girls but she is my new absolute favorite. She is in Addison Rose territory right now for me. Top Tier! This is the IT girl for 2009. Kara Novak is a verrrrry close second. Of course my memory ain't so good. But I have not forgotten about Lexi Belle. And the latest in breaking news from a few days ago, Amia will now be known as Amia Miley so if you are scoring along at home you have a new name to search on. In a couple of months. For now I will use the Moretti name until the new releases start piling up. Just Over Eighteen 22 from Red Light District A+ Another rockin' great one from RLD! Kara Novak - you know I love this gal. She shows up here on set "thinking" she is just there for a photo shoot - just like her first real experience with a modeling shoot as we find out in the behind the scenes interview! Oh nooo! She kisses on the guy then reveals some nice pink panties and just wait until they come off... Heavenly! Cowgirl, spoon, reverse cowgirl (beautiful!) and doggie then a cumshot to the face. Great scene and she gives sly looks at the camera throughout. Amia Moretti (in a tight pink and white t-shirt and denim shorts with leggings because she's probably cold) starts off playing pool with Mark Wood - she tries to distract him with some boobie flashes and finally just gets up on the table to get her shots. Undresses, BJ and then lays back to get fucked on the pool table. Reverse cowgirl really looks great especially when she gets her feet up on Mark's legs. Best girl of '09? Possibly! And then Natalia Rossi - yum! She has a perfect 10 body and as girls always do, looks great in the reverse cowgrrrrrl position. An absolute must see movie for Kara, Amia and Natalia. Also with Zoe Stunner and Haley Sweet. All fantastic scenes - not a clunker in this bunch. Kara Novak! Oh Lord listen to her in the BTS interview describe her porno experiences. She loves the big checks! In the BTS Zoe Stunner says it's her 3rd scene. Conflicting info compared to her Big Cocks Required scene interview as here she says she barely tried anal in her personal life and loved it. Jailbait 6 from Jules Jordan Video A I see what they were talking about on the Jailbait 6 complaint thread. Especially the tea party thing. It's mildly creepy, but getting past that there is some great fucking here! With the sweets and petites of 2008 and 09! Disc 1 starts off with Lexi Belle teaming up with Tanner Mays for a great scene. Two of my favorites! <-- MUST SEE! They do a pattycake clapping game and the dude draws them away with a lollipop lure at the end of a fishing pole. Brynn Tyler is rockin' it with her school girl garb - great just laying back getting it. Just looks so stunningly happy. Then Mia Ling! Love what she is wearing, good sex and then after it a bunch of guys come in for their blowjobs and to pop in her mouth. Disc 2 starts out with Haley Sweet, Jenny Reeder and Missy Stone playing a Twister game. Good moves and then they get fucked by a couple of guys - anal with Missy. She also gets the cum. It gets creepy again with Zeina Heart playing with toy blocks but then has a great sex scene. Really fantastic in the reverse cowgirl including legs way back, Taylor Rain style. Barely Legal 93 from Hustler A Oh yes, the best Amia Moretti scene yet maybe? It starts out with Jasmine Jolie - cute girl with the blonde short hair cut that I like. Good scene. Nikkie Vixon in some scene, Karmen Kennedy in some music audition (she has a guitar) with a guy. But the movie for me is all about the final two scenes: Amia Moretti and Ally Ann!! Ah, let me describe that Amia scene. First off, run, don't walk and grab it up, add it to your rental queue, whatever! They have Amia in the shower, soaked up and then playing with herself! Then she dries off and walks out from the back room to meet up with some guy behind a bar or counter, she sucks him off and we gets some nice smiles from her and oh Lord look at her wearing those Hustler brand Barely Legal panties! The guy gets her up on the counter so we see some really great pussy entry shots, she's laying back at first but then the guy grabs her legs at the ankles and really starts banging away. Then some reverse cowgirl and a pop to the face. And she still has it in her to give the camera a smile. Fresh Squeeze from Diabolic B+ Wha? Another one with Amia Moretti? Mmm, love it! Here she teams up with Audrianna Angel and some guy. It starts out with them laying out in the sun in their bikinis! Be sure to check the BTS for the extra tease outside. Once they move inside (love those little criminally low bottoms that Amia wears!) they get naked pretty quickly. The dude is able to pull one side of Amia's bikini bottom to untie them and let them drop away. Yummy-o-so! Then Ashli Orion and later Nicole Ray gets it on with two dudes - good scene! Keepin' It Fresh 6 from Digital Sin A This is another one you just have to see! Natalia Rossi! With Mark Ashley! Fuckin' great! Cassidy Morgan - very easy to get her mixed up with Amia Moretti but Cassidy has different tats in different areas. Also a great scene. She teams up with Mr. Pete. Then Cali Lee goes into action with Mark Ashley (the dude is the luckiest guy in porn! No complaints here, he always puts in a solid scene and has great wood for the gals). Anyhow, Cali pulls 'em shorts off, gets oiled up by Mark and the fucking ensues! Also with Ruby Rayes and Skyla Paige - she gets a heck of a facial! In the BTS, apparent OC chick Natalia Rossi has some great tease where she pulls her panties just far enough down so she can spread her legs wide (and back) to give us a nice juicy look at her pussy with Mark Ashley waiting in the wings. When he's asked what he thinks he just gives up fist half up in the air! "What does it taste like?" they ask her, but then she destroys the fantasy by tasting her pussied fingers and saying it tastes like her douche. Hahaha. Too Small To Take It All from Third Degree A+ It starts off with Tanner Mays - she's small but as far as I can tell she's takin' ALL of Mark Ashley (dude, I hate you! So damn lucky!) especially deep throating him in the bending over him position after she gets off of doing the ride 'em cowgirl. Steve Holmes gets anal with Rebeca Linares - great scene! Lexi Belle (with a great hot pink swimsuit) is up next with a full natural looking bush (though waxed around the lips) and gives us some great tease. I haven't seen enough of her lately, but I'd put this one as one of her top five scenes! I don't remember the name of the guy but he's got a big one. Some great sex and even doggie style where we get a nice view of her spread. She gets a big facial and is all smiles. Cutest girl in porn! Crista Moore and Shawna Lenee team up to go at a guy. Asa Akira finishes things off. And the rest: Barely Legal: 18 and Easy 2 from Hustler. Damn fun "barely" movie with a bunch of girls I really don't know of. 1 on 1 fuckin'. I'm very familiar with Missy Stone but the rest...Adriana Nevaeh, Anna Lee, Courtney James and Shyla Haze - all fine, hot and sexy cute, but pretty much new to me. Wet Dreams Cum True 7 from ZT. See it for Tori Black in her tight little denim "farmer girl" shorts. She gets some doggie style fuckin' with 'em half pulled down. Barely Legal: All By Myself 5 from Hustler. Not nearly as great as part 4, but some good stuff, again about a dozen scenes, all solo. Standout was Kristina Rose with her favorite toy. [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jun 27 2009 : 12:07PM Read on! 18yearsold.com 5 from JM A- Lexi Belle washes a vehicle and teases us. Then it's inside for some fooling around including a little piledriver action for her. Nicole Ray plays a cheerleader. She gets picked up outside school or practice and well...anyhow, she gets laid. And giggles lots. Great scene. And a similar situation with Alyssa Hall getting picked up on the street. She gives the dude a blow job on the road, then it's inside for some fucking and wait for that cumshot! She gets a few ribbons of cum along the side of her head. Belladonna's Road Trip: Cabin Fever from Evil Angel Well, the girls charter a bus to a mountain cabin get away for a weekend of girl on girl action. Alexis Texas, Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr etc, but it got exciting for me when they got to Lexi Belle and some girl / girl strap-on action. Lexi is the one getting fucked. Later one the whole group plays naked Twister while Lexi naps - then she comes downstairs and says "wha happened?" then sulks off upstairs to pull off a solo scene (with butthole fingering!) in front of a mirror. Don't Pull Out 6 from Red Light District A Covergirl Bella Sweet starts this one off dicking around with a car in a garage at some home - she teases us in her white shorts and bikini top. Then the scene takes place in front of the garage - this is a middle class home in the Valley, I'd think, one of those "extra" garages in the backyard area. Anyhow, BJ and doggie, but she looks soooo great in the reverse cowgirl pounding up and down. Very nicely shot - it's all outside. Eden Adams encounters car problems then Mark Wood brings her inside to call AAA. Then she gets her panties pulled to the side and she gets fucked. Fun scene. And of course anal with Andi Anderson. Stoya: Heat from Digital Playground A- Stoya! She's in three scenes and looks great. Anal in one of them, of course, these scenes are kinda choppy and quick. If only they would linger a little longer. Also with Madison Scott, Nika Noire and Priva. Sex with Young Girls 12 from Digital Sin B Ashlynn Brooke looks just stunning in this one! The Dani Cole scene is shot voyeuristic style so it wasn't real appealing for me. Maybe check it out for newish girl Nikki Vixon for some good tease and doggie style sex. And Sadie West too! Teen Nurses from 818XXX B The cover features cuties Kara Novak and Charlie Lynn - good scenes. You know I love Kara - she plays a nurse I guess working at a sperm bank. She has to get a deposit anyhow. 18 and Nasty 42 from TT Boy Allie Sin and 5 other scenes. Good stuff definitely from with Allie, some intro and then POV BJ until the camera breaks away for some conventionally shot porn. Doggie, cowgirl and reverse, laying back then a pop. Some nice shots and talk about her tats in the behinder scenes. I love this cute chick - ah, her body, her face, her freckles, boobs, body, her haircut - even if her attitude is usually mild indifference. She seems to enjoy herself here though. Just Over Eighteen 21 from Red Light District B+ Good scenes from covergal Kali Lane and Cameron Love too. Our own Christian hooks up with Kali in a workout room and they work out. As he often does, he gives her a a ride home after the scene.I've been told that JONNYESS meant the question for Ask a HeyNow! So here it goes: Q: How is it that the average rating here is probably in the "A-" range ... hmmmmmmmmm? A: I'll try just giving them all A grades. Thanks for the question, it gives me the perfect opportunity to announce my new rewards program! A HEYNOW! fer an A plus! Hey now, stars, how about this offer? I'll guarantee an A+ grade for your movie if it contains a HeyNow shoutout! Jenna, Kristina, Kacey and everyone! Just give me a "Heeey nowww!" during a scene, preferably during reverse cowgirl and that movie gets a fuckin' A+ right here in the Quickie Review Thread! And of course consideration as a top 10 movie of the year. Just give me a “heads up” which movie it is and I'll take care of the rest. See, I can easily be bought! [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Jun 27 2009 : 3:06PM [Link] |
| kristinarose Member 797 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Jun 28 2009 : 5:05PM [Link] |
| xayhoundb Senior Member 2721 Posts 11/08 | Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 12:31AM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 1:54AM Kristina: Thanks, you won't be sorry. Or maybe you will. I can't imagine the editor letting it through - let alone the director.Hi Joey: It's been pretty much a year since you've scrapped the bottom of the barrel and had to post to the quickie thread. [Link] |
| EricW Member 34 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 1:57AM I don't want it if it's all about some guys huge cock, I want it for the girls. What little porn I have seen is cum shots and spitting, neither of which do anything for me. I'm going to get that Belladonna Cabin Fever thing. Thanks, and sorry if this is not the place for this. [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 2:18AM I'm aware of the movie, it's in my rental queue and it looks fantastic. I'd think the girls would make all the "oh wow, so big" noises and scrunch up their faces when it gets shoved in. And gag sometimes. [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 2:36AM Anyway, watch the trailer and see for yourself. Oh and if you want, you can just start a new thread about a movie you're interested in, and then different people will post about it. [Link] |
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