THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL EBASTARD PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ALMOST 3 YEARS IN THE MAKING: I met Stoya at A.E.E., I loved seeing/hearing her laugh when I told her my username on ADT, and I loved her devilish smile. Also, going to my very first A.E.E. was just...dope. THIS HAS BEEN A VERY SPECIAL EBASTARD PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WAS ALMOST 3 YEARS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE HE TOTALLY NEVER THOUGHT HE'D MEET STOYA!!! THANKS FOR THE PIC, MY LADY! Edited by - EBastard on 1/19/2011 12:27:15 AM
I don't think I'm breaking any link rules, but if so, apologies in advance: http://fleshbot.com/5747821/ Mini Fleshlight commercial. I did it for the lulz. :D
^I caught that one this evening and it was really funny. I'd be curious to know what magical things you can do with a penis? I suspect the words make it disapear will be in your reply. The question is where and can you make it reapear?
There once was a sweetie named Stoya, Who was gorgeous as Helen of Troy-a. She said with some pity, "You can't have my real clitty, But my Fleshlight will truly destroy ya." Edited by - hominid_66 on 2/1/2011 1:01:34 PM
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Posted - Feb 1 2011 : 2:43PM
Man this girl gets me excited! She's just oozing with sexuality, anything she does. Just wondering, do we still have to wait 6-8 months for another Stoya scene to come out, which is usually the case with "Digital DELAYground"?
Stoya please tell me will you ever be going to do blowbang scenes?Does playground make those kind of movies or do you have any plans to do with another company?Thank you and keep following you hun:)
Stoyabot, I rad on twitter that you were having issues with FedEx (and customs)over some latex. Please tell me its for an awesome photoshoot with latex, or in an ideal world, some porno with latex involved... ----Dread----
The corset is definitely for something involving latex that will (hopefully) be available for public consumption, but I'm keeping quiet about precisely what until it's all ready to go. :)
^Fedex is a great carrier but they take the cake for being the most anal when it comes to International shipments. You might want to look at another carrier that will get the job done but won`t make you jump through loops.
hi Stoya :) I have seen you last week,you are the first pornstar which I found the most sexy and cutest ever!! your eyes and look just conquer צט Heart. it was the first time,that I realize that woman can be sexy without silicon. anyway I watch also your interviews on youtube and I want to say to you personally that you are too good and smart for the hardcore porn industry ! you should be a model,actress or any role which fit you the best. I want you to preserve your beauty and wisdom,please I encourage you not to stay in this industry. Please take care of yourself don't get drugs like chase lain which was one of the must sexiest pornstars ever and now she is totaly cracked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKWSuui7Pxg&feature=related I love you Stoya and I was living in USA(I living in israel :)),I would ask you out:) anyway take care of yourself,and don't get in to trouble this porn industry is very thought and very manly. yours The israeli soldier, jacob:)
I'm fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing. What do you mean "bad" ? 296 Posts 11/08
Posted - Mar 10 2011 : 8:23PM
2 scenes. A one on one and a 5 girls against one lucky guy orgy... ...And about that last pic...Stoyacrobatics ?
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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!" 2145 Posts 5/10
Posted - Mar 10 2011 : 10:11PM
Missed the hair. I was way more focused and the full bush between her legs. Nice to see her grow it out even around her lips. Seeing Mick Blue give her a major cunt licking was the highlight in that scene. I do wish she would have gotten her damn hand out of the way when she was being pounded in the mish position I would have liked to have had a full view of her beav. I would also would have loved to see Stoya cast in the movie Bush.
just had to jump in and say I just now had a chance to see Stoya's DP scene and it was magnificent. Theres not much in porn I'd use that word about but not only was Stoya her usual hot self but DigitalP finally let someone shoot her RIGHT! I mean that was the best shot scene I've ever seen Stoya in and the best shot scene I have seen from that company. It gave us lots of time to focus on all the right things with lots of good framing and Steve Holmes was a great choice for putting the D into the P. I remember him with Faith Leon in her firs DP and it was much the same he seemed to make the whole scene so much fun and relaxing for the girl. and Stoya was just.....god..yum..and what a cute BTS she did.
Top Guns was uber nice. A good story with action sequences and special effects plus the sweet presence of Stoya. It was the second most anticipated movie after Wealth & Depection featuring the last scene and the first anal scene of Shawna Lenee. I'll be glad if I see more acting sequences of Stoya in the next movies, playing a character seems very funny.
Nice interview by Stoya in Tits & Ass Interview with Stoya by Charlotte Shane on April 7, 2011 When I first saw a clip of Stoya in action, I was awestruck. She was the only female porn performer I’d ever seen who genuinely seemed to be enjoying it—smiling, even laughing a little, and simply radiating happiness. With her pale cheeks flushed pink and her dark hair slapping up and down around her face, she made little pleased noises instead of letting out a forced litany of “dirty talk” while some male performer (can’t remember a thing about him) went to town. I’m not an expert on her body of work, which has earned her AVN’s 2009 Best New Starlet award, but I do know that both those in the industry and casual fans alike all seem to regard her as intelligent, multitalented, and sincere. You can confirm this for yourself by checking out her twitter feed or her tumblr. She graciously agreed to answer the following questions over email. When you were growing up, did you think of yourself as a hot chick? Hah. When I was a kid I had to have corrective lenses for my vision, heavy orthodontic work, and was in a back brace to treat scoliosis. Also, my parents raised me to be much more focused on intellectual ability and skills as opposed to something like physical attractiveness. The gist of it was that good looks are a genetic fluke and will fade long before I’m done living, so time and energy is better put towards things that I’ll still have when I’m 70. Who’s your favorite lingerie designer/retailer? Agent Provocateur. I love their style and there really aren’t many companies that make nice lingerie for people with small breasts. Also, they consistently have the most helpful (and adorable) staff of any lingerie boutique I’ve ever dealt with. I know you’re a bookworm—have you read anything good recently? Do you have a favorite book by/about a sex worker? Chad Kultgen’s Men Women & Children. I may be partial to it because I’m mentioned in it, but Chad’s work always feels like this amazing subtle parody of American attitudes towards sex and relationships. Annie Sprinkle’s Post Porn Modernist and Carol Queen’s writings influenced me heavily during the part of my life where I was taking control of my own sexuality, as did Shannon Bell and pretty much everyone who contributed a piece to Jane Sexes It Up although not all of those women were sex workers. Have there been any articles written on you or any interviews you agreed to that you really hated? Any journalists who got you completely wrong? There have been, and it really bums me out when that happens. Every single time it has involved a journalist who came into the piece with their story already written and didn’t know what to do when I didn’t fit their pre-conceptions. I try to understand their position and try to focus on the really good experiences. I have noticed that I’m getting more combative with press I don’t know and should probably continue to work on evaluating each person based on my interaction with them as opposed to being wary just because they’re a journalist. It’s counterproductive and unfair to them. Do you watch porn for your own personal arousal? Is there any particular film that’s a favorite of yours? I don’t watch porn for my own arousal. The combination of professional curiosity and behind the scenes knowledge makes it too difficult for me to suspend my disbelief. Before I agreed to do my very first scene (Jack The Zipper’s Razordolls) I did rent a couple of movies to see what I was getting myself into. One of them was John Stagliano’s Fashionistas. It was so amazing, I still have the discs and when people are curious about fetish or porn that blurs the line between art and adult material I make them watch it. Are you critical of yourself when you watch one of your films? Do you think things like “oh, that was a weird face”? I watched Jack’s POV 9 when it was released and was so self conscious about it that I almost quit. Now I don’t really watch my films (although I do try to give them a quick view on fast forward so that I can answer questions about the content of the movie accurately) but I do run into GIFs on the internet that people have made. I’ve seen so many girls at work that have these beautiful orgasms that are all graceful and coordinated… and I spazz out and kind of flop around and collapse on the floor. I think the faces I make are absolutely bizarre, but the number one thing that people compliment me on or say they appreciate most in my films is my crazy faces, so I guess it works. Based on previous interviews, it sounds like you really like being rough with guys. Is that something you’d like to do more on camera? I like being rough with guys when the guy likes it rough. Any sexual activity aside from masturbation requires at least two people, and for me the most beautiful thing about sex is two people playing human tetris with their bodies and sexual preferences until it all clicks together. There’s that moment where everyone involved is all wound up and you find the perfect way to move against each other and it turns into magic. As long as we’re headed towards or in that moment, I will have fun giving it rough, taking it rough, or staring into someone’s eyes and slowly fucking like a romance novel. I know you’ve weighed in on the condoms in straight porn debate in the past—what’s your current take on the topic? Do you think it’s true that viewers overwhelmingly don’t want to see them on performers? Are many (or any) performers you know resistant to using them in their scenes? I firmly believe that we should continue to minimize the risk in the adult industry as much as possible while remaining cognizant of the fact that is an industry. I think the ways we protect ourselves should be governed by personal choice, in the same way that I believe every consensual sex act should be. I choose to require that the people I’m working with be tested as close to two days before the scene as possible, which means that any STI they may have been exposed to three or more weeks prior to our scene would be detected, as opposed to the current industry standard which requires a test taken within the past four weeks – lengthening that window of possible undetected infection to somewhere between three and seven weeks. It isn’t safe, it is safer. I can’t speak for other performers, but I can link you to Kayden Kross’s take on the matter: http://www.xbiz.com/blogs/130296 and an article on Jezebel.com quoting and discussing Nina Hartley’s take on condom use: http://jezebel.com/#!5586957/legendary-porn-star-defends-bareback-sex-and-shaved-vulvas Regarding the preferences of the public, I don’t know. We have plenty of anecdotal evidence but that isn’t reliable data. We are kind-of obsessed with cats here. Do you still have yours? If so, does s/he act out when you travel? Tina Sparkle is very clingy for a cat and he was so sad when I would travel. I would have someone he knew come over and spend time with him after they’d taken care of the fresh water/food stuff, and I’d come home to reports that he’d just sit and stare at the front door waiting for me and refuse to eat. Who would have thought I’d end up with a cat who has separation anxiety? Tina really liked my mom and her cat died a couple of years ago so now he lives with her and they keep each other company. They both seem happy with the arrangement and I get to see him fairly regularly.
Stoya, You have/had a cat named Tina Sparkle? Are you a fan of "Strictly Ballroom"? Or should I read more into the fact that a male cat was given that name?
So stoked you picked up on that reference. He chose the name and me, actually. When the woman who was fostering his litter asked me what I intended to name the cat when I picked one, I told her "Tina Sparkle" and he opened his eyes, looked at me, and meowed. Plus, really...: I'm pretty sure he's a drag queen.
Adorable -- both the story and the cat. Rather apropos, too; I think the actress playing Tina Sparkle looked a bit like a drag queen version of Vanna White. Next time you see your Tina Sparkle, test him/her by asking to buy a vowel. If more sweet eyes and meowing follow, we may be on to something.
Stoya, could I have a word with you please? Being a total newbie on the Fleshlight scene, I decided yesterday to do a little exploratory research on your, um, device, and I have a few questions. I should probably begin by saying that although my sexual fantasies are as perverted and inventive as anyone's, I've always been pretty vanilla when it comes to masturbatory technique. I'm a simple man with a simple hand. OK, maybe a simple foot now and then. Or a simple ear, or a simple mattress or a sock, or a pair of my girlfriend's panties or a bag of cooked spaghetti, or a pet (only mammals!), but still -- simple. This whole synthetic pussy/mouth/ass thing is a challenge for me to get my head around. First of all: All the different porn star models! With all the different insides! I went over to reliable ol' Amazon where I get my CDs and intellectually rewarding books, and lo and behold, they have this awesome collection of Fleshlights, totally ready for Little Hominid's delectation. (I should point out here that I am using the term "little" in a relative sense rather than an absolute one.) And the reviews - so fascinating and informative! Naturally, I checked out yours first. Did you realize that "Deployed Sgt. Of Marines" says that your model is " ... helping husbands stay faithful to their wives while deployed everywhere"? I practically bolted out of my chair to salute that shit. It must be very gratifying for you to know that you're doing your part to support our war effort and keep families together. Still, yours had only one review so I decided to do a little comparison shopping. (Incidentally, you might be interested to know that the "Stoya Forbidden" Fleshlight is more expensive than comparable models from Jenna Haze, Riley Steele, Teagan Presley and Lupe Fuentes. I think you should probably be flattered.) One enthusiast for the Jenna model, clearly still in a post-coital frenzy, writes - and I'm quoting verbatim here - "Ithis is the first stroker ihave tried. I was surprised how life like and nice to use it is." That is high praise indeed, except he signs off as "Galen the Platypus," which casts everything in a different context, given that everyone knows that platypuses are probably the most ridiculous creatures on Earth and can't even get laid within their own species, let alone score some human pussy. (It probably also explains his poor typing -- have you ever seen the feet of a platypus? So. Very. Sad.) Riley Steele's model got some nice write-ups, though one guy points out, "I will forewarn anyone purchasing this though to make sure to remove the hard plastic tube from inside it before use. The unobservant, or over-eager might find it just a bit unpleasant. There is no warning about this with the packaging, and it's impossible to see if you don't take it apart first, or actually look inside." This closely parallels my experience with real pussy, so I found it vaguely reassuring. Still, I would never, ever buy the Riley model, because I hate implants and if there's one thing I demand from my fake pussy, it's natural tits. And OMG, did you know there is an Alien Fleshlight? I didn't. It's blue-green. (Think "Avatar," but without the irritating dialog and the 3-D headache.) And sure enough, one of the reviews of it on Amazon says, "It literally does feel better than the real thing." Dude, WHAT real thing -- you mean REAL ALIEN PUSSY?! What the fuck? What the fucking fuck!? I have to admit I'm skeptical that all of these different models really feel that different from each other, but who knows, I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure I can tell the difference between various real pussies I've known and loved, but that may just be because they're attached to real girls with personalities and, you know, faces and stuff, so maybe I'm being fooled by all that. Which brings me back to square one. I still haven't made up my mind whether I'm going to spring for one of these gizmos, but maybe one day I'll take the plunge (so to speak). And I want you to know that if I do, it is definitely going to be into a Stoya model - because goddammit, I want you to have the royalties. It might be hard to suspend my disbelief and pretend it's really you, but who knows? Maybe I should buy both the pussy and mouth openings, so I could screw the pussy while watching the mouth give me that delicious Stoya-getting-laid smile. (And what the hell, if that doesn't work, I guess I can always fantasize that I'm fucking my hand.) Peace, Hominid P.S. Please feel free to ask me for a plaster cast of my dick in exchange.