I might be still new to the community here but porn reviews are big part of this community from what I understand. Who's asking you to read them?
I'm also asking because I'm actually enjoying doing reviews myself and its slowly becoming a hobby. But I doubt myself or any other person that reviews porn is forcing you to read them so they shouldn't phase you.
I have no idea. All I know is that it almost always looks awkward and I wouldn't be surprise if it felt that way as well.
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Pr0nLover Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 1 2020 : 1:59AM
Exactly! A whole feature with a convoluted storyline is unnecessary, but the individual scene should have some setup. Just walking into the room and fucking becomes too mechanical.
I hate how step-mom porn replaced most other kinds of MILF porn. Don't get me wrong, some of the step-mom stuff can be hot. However usually when I watch a scene with the step-mom scenario, I always just fantasize it's a friend's hot mom situation instead. I just can't get hard on the idea of fucking a woman that would be my step-mom given her obvious romantic relation to another family member. How did Step-Mom porn become so big?
For me it's less that it looks awkward and more that it looks painful. In fact painful is always the first thing i think of whenever I see a sex scene on a table or any hard surfaces like a dek. The only exception is if the performers lean against the hard surface.
Thought of this when I just saw Alice Kingsly , New Russian girl take anal in her second scene , small white kitchen table ! Somewhat ruined a very good first anal\painal scene .
I still remember Ariana Jollee's scene in Gangbang Girl 35. The whole second half was Ariana upside down on the floor and the men piledriving. Ruined the whole scene.
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Pr0nLover Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 7 2020 : 10:40PM
Overly long tease sequences, both in the opening credits and at the beginning of scenes. Some tease is fine, even hot. The girl is dressed up sexy and showing off her best assets. But in a lot of movies these days it just seems to go on and on.
Relatedly, showing practically the entire scene in the opening credits. Sometimes they show every position performed. There's really no reason to watch the scene. We've just been shown the Pornhub version.
And the worst sin in my opinion, showing the pop shot in the opening credits. That is just the hugest no-no. Porn has changed a lot, but for me the pop shot is still the ultimate climax of a scene. I absolutely do not want to see it beforehand. It drains all of the anticipatory tension out of the scene.
Pretty much every Brazilian male actor, they sound like Lou Ferrigno trying to drop a majorly constipated turd. Its bad enough that apparently no one in Brazil knows how a limiter or compressor works when it comes to mastering the audio, then they add in these bozos who grunt all scene long, non stop, makes me wonder if the actors dont realize that they are not the focus of the scene....and then comes the money shot, the need to scream at the volume that they do eludes me, makes me want to fly to Brazil and smack every director in the face with a dirty fly swatter for not telling these guys to shut up
Caked on makeup with cum all over it. It just looks gross to me especially in high-res closeups.
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FlacFan Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 10 2020 : 8:23PM
1} Garish, body art, it is getting as bad as the fake tits scourge of the 90's, 00's - Speaking of which 2} Fake tits. 3} 5 Minute self stroking stunt dick finishes. 4} Obnoxious studio watermarks.
Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01
Posted - Aug 10 2020 : 9:05PM
1) Watermarks that block view of the action 2) ugly tats 3) Unnecessary implants 4) Bad camerawork 5) Bad and unnecessary editing 6) Moving to my less preferred talent, when I want to see my preferred talent
I hate it when there is not enough emphasis on the woman having her orgasm. The idea that she gets off simply because the man did in a longer sex scene always bugged me. I like scenes where the woman gets her fill of orgasms before the man cums.
I won't name the studio but I just saw a scene that makes me want to re-edit the thing myself, the total scene was a whopping 87 minutes, the first 12 minutes was of the girl in bikini walking through a corridor slowly pausing and posing here or there, the next 21 minutes was of the guy drooling all over he butt while doing absolutely nothing, lots of close up of the girl's butt and his face. At about the 33 minute mark was when clothes started to come off and the short 4 minute BJ started at the 38 minute mark. BJ, anal, facial totalled about 25 minutes. The last 20 minutes or so of the scene were first close up of the guy's sweaty face (OMG, I do not want to see a 5 minute close up of the guy sweating and panting), close up of the girl playing with cum on her face (ok, this part is kind of hot), finally a shower scene of her cleaning up (by now, the load is blown, she is no longer acting, turn the camera off already).
For my own personal enjoyment, I would have editted the scene down to about 35 minutes, the 25 minutes of real action plus a little bit of tease up front and a little bit of cum play after. May be they get paid by the minute when streaming, I am not sure how or why studios started to make scenes longer and longer loading them with nothingness before and after. Now I am just leery about purchasing and downloading anything long.
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FlacFan Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 11 2020 : 1:34PM
^ They all want to be the G.O.A.T. aka Mason. None have come close.
^^^ And a big shout out to Mike John/Tim Von Swine blowbangs. They leave all the joking to before and after the sexual acts. During the actual scene they are completely quiet. Yes, unlike other blowbang directors who treat the whole scene as a joking session.
Yeah, JJ is the king of being the "talkin' cameraman"
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
"Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13
Posted - Aug 12 2020 : 11:45PM
I HATE that so few sites offer a good quantity of quality solo pictures of the girls in the photo galleries that accompany their scenes. Certain sites I follow, like the Vixen Media Group sites and Evil Angel, only bother to provide a small number (like 12 or less) of solo pics of the girls; sometimes, Evil Angel doesn't provide any pics, at all, with their scenes. Mason's sites - HardX, DarkX, LesbianX, AllBlackX - are about the only ones I can count on to provide me with plenty of solo pics in their photo galleries.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Aug 14 2020 : 6:09PM
Ironic as the director talking behind the camera was pioneered by John Stagliano as Buttman and is the actual definition of the term 'gonzo' in porn (as defined by Stagliano himself).
It used to be the most popular form of porn. These days a lot of people misuse the term gonzo to just mean sex-only or even rougher porn.
Pornstar Punishment from Brazzers. There I said it. Back in the day I loved it. But as I've gotten older I've come to understand why it was removed. Some of it got too close to rape for my liking. Not all scenes obviously. I'm all for the woman being seduced in porn. But being forced? No thanks.
Gonna take myself even further out of the porn pool. Can't stand barbells in nipples. Seems like 90% of girls have this now. I can't stand it. Where are all the natural girls, no tats, no implants, no butt filler, no piercings? In the real world...that's where they are.
I will agree to that. Have never liked pierced nipples.
Also agree with "where are the natural girls?" If someone is into all the piercings, tats, and implants that's fine, I'm not trying to convince you otherwise, everybody likes what they like, it's cool. And some of it I can deal with, but damn, are there any porn girls left that are artificial free?
I sometimes miss the day when porn girls would be just 100% butt-naked with none of the accessories. Maybe we should start a thread for girls that have none of the accoutrements of the modern porn age.
Edited by - Slector on 8/21/2020 12:22:08 PM
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 21 2020 : 1:43PM
Yeah, count me as another guy who doesn't like those "nipple bolts", as I like to call them.
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Interracial Gets Me Stiff Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 21 2020 : 2:38PM
what are you talking about? its much harder to find girls who have had work done these days, way way too many natural girls in porn
as someone who is into the "enhanced" look i have to search long and hard to find it anymore
I guess it's all about what you are into. I prefer anal, especially lesbian anal. Maybe if you are just interested in straight, pussy, vanilla fucking, or POV--- maybe it is a lot of just young non-tatted, no pierced, fake tits girls. Which is fine if that is what you like.
I wouldn't know, that is not the stuff that interests me.
I hate scenes with teens where the male talent who is obviously in his late 50s is looking into the girl's eyes like he's actually seducing her. To me it just plays as delusional and not convincing at all.
^^ I think I said this way earlier in the thread: What is the obsession with porn and couches?
And are the couches theirs?
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FlacFan Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 22 2020 : 11:20AM
Upon further pondering, could it be that there are not as many good filming angles on a bed as there are on a couch?
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EdgarAPoe1809 Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 22 2020 : 2:00PM
The FISH-EYED LENS madness. Why is video that warps the image on the screen ever acceptable? Imagine the next Marvel movie shot with a fish-eyed lens? There would be rioting in the streets. But porn consumers don't seem to care when so many scenes that could be great on sites like BangBros, TeamSkeet, etc. are completely ruined. I don't get it.
just when i thought i couldn't hate scenarios more than i already am, here comes this genius to start a series of scenes "lockdown type"/"coronavirus politically correct" where 2 performers are doing it via a video call...jesus fucking christ....you can't get more stupid than this...it's already spreading like a virus...
Huh? A bed is wide open and nicely spread out and the camera can get all angles compared to be crammed in on a couch. If anything on what you're going for, its probably that there is much more space in the living room than a bedroom. Plus, since porn uses rental locations a lot of times, I'm sure the owner of the house restricts access to the non personal areas of the house. Cuts down on items somehow taking a walk.
Posted - Jul 29 2020 : 6:07PM
