Lately I've been really disappointed by modern or current porn out there. Sometimes I feel like there really isn't any porn out there for me that is genuinely erotic and shot well. I'm curious as to who shares my views on certain things. What do you hate? I hate all these close up angles of just holes being fucked with no face in the shot. I hate how everything is all nude during sex. Clothes make a woman look sexy, that's why they spend so much on it! I hate how there is no groping over the clothes and no anticipation of sex. I hate how there is very little to no mouth kissing. I hate how so many new porn stars are just loaded up with tattoos and look so trashy. I hate how it's so hard to find porn with backstory/roleplay/plots you can relate to. I hate all these features that have interesting back stories but are full of fake breasts and condoms. I hate hearing a guy's voice more than a girls voice during a sex scene. SHUT UP. I hate seeing a girl play an innocent teen but she has clit piercings/tatoos/a boob job. Get real. I hate how porn stars just moan during scenes and rarely to never say anything sexy. No dirty talk! I hate that they never manage to keep a good full body angle long enough to enjoy it. I hate how nearly all scenes are on a couch or bed. I hate how it's always the same boring positions and angles that I can never get off to. I hate how women rarely smile or look happy during sex. I hate seeing extreme close ups of acned/razor bumped/scaley skin on the face, ass, etc. Stop it! I hate blowjob only, toy only, mast. only, lesbian scenes mixed in. What a let down/wasted scene. I hate seeing short scenes. I used to like more scenes. Now I'd prefer 4 awesome longer scenes then 6 shorter mediocre ones. Edited by - tankdog on Nov 27 2011
I know this may upset some women on here who watch porn, but one thing that I see never discussed is oral sex. I HATE seeing oral on a woman unless she's extremely into it. James Deen and Tanner Mayes in Fresh Picked and James Deen and Amilia Miley in Brand New Faces 26 are examples of oral on a woman done right in my opinion. I like to fantasize that a pornstar is tight, but when you see a close up of her vagina, it can ruin it. And not all pornstars have good looking vaginas that I want to see up close. And I'm not crazy about seeing the guys face and jaw while I'm holding my dick either, especially up close. It's such an unflattering thing unless she is extremely into it, he's really eating her out really well. But usually it's just him flicking his tongue around a little and her fake moaning and going through the motions. I would rather see a longer blowjob sequence than that. I usually fast forward through it every time. Edited by - tankdog on 11/27/2011 8:17:44 PM
i agree with most of those especially chicks with tatts=trashy.. one thing i look for on covers to AVOID buying needs more scenes starting in clothes/heels-all nude scenes are dull lesbian/masturbating scenes are BORING long moments of bad angles..why do they think people want to watch a guys asshole if its hetero porn? id rather see an angle that shows full body than a tight view of a dudes ass
The only explanation I can think of is that many of the people that make porn aren't really avid watchers and collectors of porn. They don't study their craft and listen to audience feedback because the same complaints are repeated over and over again. Many of these directors are in shape, have big dicks and are just trying to make some money off of recording themselves have sex. They are so disconnected with their audience because they probably rarely to never jerk off to porn, let alone watch them. Edited by - tankdog on 11/27/2011 8:36:10 PM
Implants Condoms Gaping POV Creampie Limp dicks Giant clunky footwear Lack of actual teens in teen porn Edited by - Reggie86 on 11/27/2011 8:48:50 PM
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Posted - Nov 27 2011 : 11:23PM
It sounds like u need to stop watching Porn and enhance your own life. I actually agree with a little over half of that but 4 tha most part i actually could care less that thats the way it is and it doesn't really bother me like that. But that list is waaaaay too long for things that u hate about porn lol. And I for for one definitely love tats. But to stay on subject I hate stereotypes of any kind. Whether it be Asian, Black, Latina, Arabic, etc. sometimes it's cool and sometimes it's mad funny but for tha most part it's a turn off. If anything they need to build the anticipation for them and not use them literally every time. Bad bitches are bad bitches, I don't need all that other shit. Edited by - hollywoodbilderberggroup on 11/28/2011 12:11:18 AM
For the most part, there's too much talking in porn. In my personal life I've always found that talking too much during sex spoils things. No. It doesn't have to be completely silent but it really needs to be considered whether or not it adds anything worthwhile to the scene. I never get tired of complaining about these things.... 1. Directors who use only one camera/angle and who seem to stay in pretty much the same spot the whole time. 2. Fisheye/wide angle lenses. A woman's body does not look better as seen through a fish's eye. I have no idea why anyone would think this looks good but it doesn't. 3. Bad color. Skin should look exactly like it does in real life. Pale girls are not a turn off for men who like pale girls. I'm not positive that this is the reason the color often seems to be really bad on purpose but I think it's a safe bet. People tend to think tanned skin is the only thing that's attractive. It's just not so. A real tan can look nice as long as the camera and lighting doesn't make it look bad but I don't require tanned girls in every scene. Anyway, the color should be neutral. Things should look as close to what they really do as possible. 4. Over/under exposure. I would hope that most of the cameras these guys are using has exposure control. No excuse really. It's not that hard. 5. Misshapen dicks that never get hard. I know solving this would mean a lot of the current male talent pool would have to go. So be it. Unfortunately, porn requires performers who can perform. I have no problem with the guys personally. 6. Directors who insist on performing in their own movies. With a few exceptions, this is a bad idea. Especially when the director is an older man who doesn't perform well. It's like he's just using porn to get laid and doesn't care about the product. 7. Boob jobs have ruined at least as much porn as fisheye lenses. 8. Tattoos are usually obviously only really appealing to a very limited number of people. 9. Scenes with more than one female. I usually get a certain porn because I like one or two of the girls. I expect them to each have their own scene and their own time to shine. When they pair one of my favorite girls up with a girl I'm not interested in, it's just a distraction (And somehow, the other girl always gets more attention than the one I wanted to see). The only way this works is if it's a g/g scene with no men. But then it has to be two girls who genuinely like girls. And of course, if the other girl has a boobjob, it's all ruined. 10. Slop for slop's sake. Most guys like a little drool with a blowjob. When they just start spitting all over the place, it just gets crass. I'm sure this has it's fans but I'm generally not one of them. Drooling? Yes. puddles of snot and puke and saliva? Not so much.
HATE is a strong emotion but I will not watch toys, multiple guys, gaping, or IR
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jetpacksam Deactivated User
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Posted - Nov 28 2011 : 4:21AM
I Hate Couch Sex - The Most Over Used Prop In The Industry Not Named Stripper Heels I Hate Stunt Dick Orgasm Face - no Hetro Male gives a S**t what face the stunt dick makes when he orgasms. I Hate Bald Pussy. It's Supposed To Have Hair On It. I Hate Lack Of Tan Lines. I Hate Fake Tits {Rebeca Linares Ruined Herself,Unfortunately She Isn't Alone} Perfection: Destroyed: Edited by - jetpacksam on 11/28/2011 4:32:41 AM
The male talent. It's become so much about their performance over the years. They act like we're watching the scene to see them. No wonder more and more gay people are watching straight porn. I don't care what these guys look like and I don't care how they perform as they long as they're able to fuck the girls. That's where 100 percent of my attention is focused.
Things I don't like: Oral sex on men (women can go at it all day, tho) Abuse of women (I don't get the whole joy in others pain thing or domination /subjection for sexual excitement) choking Women's shoes (all women in my fantasy world are barefoot or soon to be barefoot) Tattoos (never seen a single tat that made me think it improved on the naked flesh of a hot chick) Unimaginative set-ups (let's get interesting. Do it in the grass - in a tree - on the roof of a car - in the road during a rain storm - in the engine room of a factory)
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Posted - Nov 28 2011 : 10:31PM
I miss the the days of the assman and debauchery series. I like seeing women who are dressed normally having buttsecks in what looks like average everyday type houses. It kind of kills the fantasy when every scene is shot with a girl wearing a sex get up and in some million dollar home. Sure i love fetish wear and all that, but neon fishnets in nearly every scene tends to get old. But a girl wearing a blouse and a skirt or jeans or whatever while having an everyday bra on makes it feel more real. It's like "hey here's a reg everyday girl, oh snap she's gaping like a champ!". I guess the up side is you don't have to hear yves castel's annoying "YYYEEEEEASSS BEEAM BEAAAAM YEAAAAAAAAAAH OOOPLAAAAA BEEEEEEEAMMMM YEAAAAAAASH YEEAAAAAAAASH" throughout what would otherwise, but a great scene.
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Posted - Nov 28 2011 : 10:33PM
zomg racist! one more thing, this is gonna sound weird, but not all scenes have to be perfectly lit. Again, it feels more like you happened onto some people having buttsecks when the lighting isn't worthy of a speilberg film. EDIT: for the record. I effing love gapes. Edited by - Jedi Master Bates on 11/28/2011 10:37:21 PM
Tankdog's list made most others unnecessary. But still... I can't stand all the spitting, especially into each other's mouths. Call it a hangup, I don't care. When I'm trying to enjoy porn and/or sex, the last thing I want is to have to fight the urge to vomit. My mood is also ruined by the following: * Bald pussies * Tattoos * Cameras focusing on the guy * Male actors who think I want to hear their bizarre sex-patter like "Yeeeeesh! C'monC'monC'monC'monC'mon! Yessshhhhhh.... Yessssshhhhh...." And while I'm at it * The directors/camera men who use cameras with mics attached and then stand right next to the male talent so all you can hear is that stupid talk at a VERY HIGH VOLUME! My dick deflates immediately. There's much more these days, but those are the biggies.
I hate fake tits that look like a butcher sliced and diced and stuck two saline bags in, without a thought to how ridiculously horrible everyone's math is. On the flip side, I am not opposed to breast augmentation, but make it realish looking, please? Two softballs on the chest is not real. I instantly skip any scenes where such atrocities are present. Hate is a strong word for everything else. I, at times, hate tattoos. It's about placement, and sometimes, people go and fuck up a perfectly good canvas with a stupid tattoo. I have overlooked some tattoo because the performer was hot enough or had a good energy. Weird angles and imaginative angles are fun, but they shouldn't be the only angles. And don't get me started on the closeups. Closeups are nice, but if I am counting each pubic hair, it's too close for too long. I could go on, but no one is actually gonna cater to my tastes but me. So, the above are the primary annoyances in porn. @tankdog, much agreed with just about all of your original post's list. Oh, and I am not a fan of watching guys going down on women, it does nothing for me, because the guys are obviously there for pay, and have little to no passion for the art. But then again, I likely wouldn't be all passionate about eating out a chick that has been through the wringer a couple dozen times.
Overemphasis on the guy: I'm not into guys, I'm not watching for the guys, I don't care about the guys. Nine out of 10 porno guys are interchangeable, anyway. Tight, seriously-zoomed-in camera shots of random non-genital parts of the anatomy: Oh, lookie there! Fake tits moving back and forth! And here's 15 seconds of some girl's shoulders! Is their owner actually having sex, or is she just wiggling around and faking enthusiastic noises to get fill material to overcompensate for a bad director, a soft co-star or both? And speaking of fake tits ... Badly-installed oversized bolt-on funbags: Sorry, Porn Valley denizens -- oversized water balloons shoved under your original A-cups aren't hot, especially when 1) they stay stationary no matter how much their owner moves around or (even worse) 2) not only are the water balloons stationary, but at several angles the outline of the owner's original pancakes are clearly visible as the original pancakes jiggle back, forth and around on top of the water balloons. Ew. Tight, seriously-zoomed-in camera shots of genitals only: Bleah. Can't see shit. (Worse: Sometimes can see shit. That's even less of a turn-on. ) Look, directors: The thrill is in the reactions of the participants and dubbing over some audio of moaning and groaning doesn't fill the bill. I can't see that if the only thing in your viewfinder is the vajayjay of some chick pogo-sticking her aforementioned vajayjay on some loser's half-hard dick. Zoom the fuck out, dammit. Try some full-body angles. Doggie style shot zoomed-in from below and behind the participants: Oh, yay. Here's that same overzoomed genital shot ... along with a view of {INSERT RANDOM MALE PORN GUY HERE} that only his proctologist should ever have to deal with. I think I've seen waaay more of Tom Byron's asshole over the years than is probably healthy. Gape shots: Now that I think about it, I don't want to have to look 5 feet up her ass either. (Apparently I'm just not mentally cut out to be a proctologist.) Stick it in and fuck her or go work on a road-paving crew somewhere. Spitting: There are sexier ways to deliver saliva. Parodies: Some people like 'em. I hate 'em. Look, if you don't have any original ideas about plot or characters, there's a porn genre for that. You don't have to rip somebody else's ideas off to make a quick buck ... and let's face it, most of us are not watching porn for the acting or screenplay. Give me just enough plot and acting to get the sex started and I'm perfectly happy. Really nasal voices: I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard ... actually, that experience is comparable, isn't it? Too much plot getting in the way of the story: Should be self-explanatory. I'm not watching for your acting skills (and neither is my girlfriend, who would rather see two girls putting on a nasty lezzie show for a roomful of horndogs and then get gangbanged by the horndogs ). Too much ink: Remember when Janine Lindemulder was hot? Yeah, it was a long time ago. Now she has more ink than Michelle the Pass-Around Girl and it's not all that becoming. A couple of tatts are nice in the right places (hello, Julia Ann!) but there's a limit to that. Guy jacking himself off on girl: Um, she has hands, right? So she could jerk him off ... sensuously, erotically ... and it would be a helluva lot sexier to see her do it for him than watch the loser jack himself off in a blurry hurry because the director is overdue for his McDonald's Happy Meal.
Suburbia stop pushing, i know what im doing. 204 Posts 8/10
Posted - Nov 29 2011 : 5:06PM
Mad old dudes posting om this thread. Only guys from the golden age complain about bald pussies, tats and no tan lines. Bald pussies rule. So.do stripper shoes. Anyhow I hate the ugly mugs on the dumb motherfuckers known as stunt cocks, soft dicks (how lame), hairy pussies, ugly horror show boob jobs, and girls in rough scenes that basically qualify as rape meaning they look bummed as fuck. That is all.
That's just plain stupid. If they consent and never complain, it can only be considered roleplay. Please don't bother with a comeback unless you want to dig up one of the gazillion threads we've had on this topic and do it there. I'm just saying, people need to think for 15 seconds before they spout this crap. Edited by - randomprecision on 11/29/2011 5:52:18 PM
Not things i would say i hate but a couple of things that slighty annoy me and there often linked.Teases that go on on way too long and scenes in an all anal movie were theres only about 20% of the duration of the scene with anal,usually because of the length of tease
Suburbia stop pushing, i know what im doing. 204 Posts 8/10
Posted - Nov 29 2011 : 6:11PM
interesting someone with obvious Republican leanings omits part of my statement. Watch Fox news much? First of all I'm not an idiot. I know all porn needs concent but wouldn't u think a scene where a girl either a. Ends up crying or b. Obviously is not having a good time, visually looks upset and is beyond ur average rough scene acting doesn't bum u out or seem unjust. I like lots of rough scenes and shit but there is a line between concent and misogynist assholes abusing a girl to the point its obvious she is not having fun anymore. Just saying.
The only thing i "hate" is watching a scene with a girl who is not into it,give me girls who enjoy porn and their scenes such as Bobbi Starr,Belladonna and Gianna.
I love rough sex and the bondage lifestyle (As a Dom-Male). If every dysfunctional couple did it it would cut tha divorce rate in half I bet, or atleast it would bea good start lol. Some of y'all just don't know what you're missing. And homie is right, it does seem like a bunch of old guys in here haha! WE TRIPPY MANE! Edited by - hollywoodbilderberggroup on 11/29/2011 8:04:48 PM
using A Clockwork Orange slang to describe boob jobs, doesnt really work..horroshow means very good... so you writing ugly very good boob jobs makes no sense whatsoever also, saying only old dudes like hair on pussies is crap...the 90s was the era all pussies were bald, i admit i found it sexy when i was young. but now, to me its not very womanly.. its like they are trying to look like pre pubescent pussies which is kind of sick.. so i prefer some hair, doesnt need to be bush just a landing strip will do..some hair is better than none. BTW i am 34, so hardly a "mad old dude"
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jetpacksam Deactivated User
Asa Akira Has Peed In My Shower 93 Posts 8/11
Posted - Nov 29 2011 : 8:24PM
fair enough. they are so obviously fake to me, it's a boner killer. imho {the "h" stands for Horny BTW } thank goodness Sasha Grey never inflated herself and that neither neither has Bobbi Starr, Lexi Belle and several other natural wonders that are perfect the way they are {jetpacksam pauses to knock on wood,a table, in hopes they never do}. i prefer factory original equipment.
altho in other threads i have stuck up for fake breasts ( as i do like them) i dont think everyone should get them, its not black and white like that for me i think Rebacca Linares looks better ( my opinion) with fake boobs sasha has her own look, that wouldnt suit fake ones. i like both..just find natural a little boring unless they are really great...as all i see in real life is natural breasts so fake ones or amazing natural ones adds a bit to the fantasy when watching porn oh one other thing i hate in porn is when one position goes way too long usually reverse cow girl..to show that its anal or whatever mix it up more
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jetpacksam Deactivated User
Asa Akira Has Peed In My Shower 93 Posts 8/11
Posted - Nov 29 2011 : 9:09PM
Yup, 49 here, so if that's old then i am. However contrary to popular opinion at age 40 or more, your penis still works, your Vagina still gets wet and Sex is still the greatest invention not named Baseball, with Porn being a close 3rd. Everyone's opinions are different and everyone has the right to express those opinions,regardless of age. repression of thought and expression didn't work in Germany in the 30's and is even less welcome now. someone of a differing opinion is not attacking you, just disagreeing in a preference. think about these Points: 1} Tan lines indicate that you are seeing parts of your girl that no one else sees. 2} Girls have bald pussies, this is not an attack but that's pedo action imo. Every Woman i have ever dated has hair on the mound.
^^^^^ agree there is nothing natural about seeing say a 28 year old woman with a bald pussy if its for someone trying to fit into the teen category fine, but its not exactly womanly i know girls i date have mentioned they find guys who want bald pussies very suss, that is a pedo fetish just a little hair makes so much difference
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HollywoodBilderbergGroup Deactivated User
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Posted - Nov 29 2011 : 9:31PM
I really don't see the big deal. Bald is sexy and trimmed is sexy. Pussy is sexy.
Women's necks are too damned sexy for me! 756 Posts 3/06
Posted - Nov 30 2011 : 12:49AM
Tankdog makes many good points, as do many comments listed here. A great scene that works for me is one with a lot of energy and realism. For example, I like watching a chick really get into it.
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
Posted - Nov 30 2011 : 9:29AM
I've never understood the appeal of gapes. I prefer my porn to not remind me of Chilean mine rescues. I've never understood wanting tightness in the pussy while at the same time wanting to be able to land a plane in someone's ass. Another thing, I don't mind parodies if there is some effort and creativity behind them. Sadly whenever I see every parody being titled Not This, Not That or The Whatever the Fuck We are Paroding XXX, it leaves me to think that there is none. Whatever happened to titles like Married with Hormones, Backside to the Future, or Moonlusting? Edited by - the unknown pervert on 11/30/2011 9:34:44 AM
Hate is too strong a word, but I agree that there’s plenty to dislike about the way some porn is shot and presented. Fortunately, there’s enough stuff that I do like that I don’t have to spend a lot of time despairing, but I do occasionally shake my head and think about what might have been and wonder why we’re talking about the same stuff over and over. What I’ve been thinking a lot about lately is this: Doesn’t anyone know how to edit? Much of hat’s been mentioned below would be cured by some decent editing – the overly long segments of a woman showing off her body and writhing in mock ecstacy, scenes that run over an hour, and those five-minute stretches of the guy furiously jacking off so he can deposit his load on the face of a woman who looks like a starving baby bird. Genital close-ups don’t do much for me, either. That’s one reason I find JAV to be more erotic than U.S. or European porn – since they can’t show the genitals, they back the camera up and show more of the girl, and those of us who delight in viewing the female form do so. A close-up of the DP, DPP or DAP to establish what’s going on is okay, but when such shots are prolonged, the recipient loses her identity and could be anyone. I don’t like how so many women come into a shoot looking like they just came from the mall or Wal-Mart. Amateur Allure does it right. You have to put up with the crappy lighting, the same sequence of events that hasn’t varied in years, and the guy’s annoying voice, but the women are attired simply spectacularly. I don’t like the male dominance in the “amateur” or “first time” sites, which rely on the woman showing up, doing what the guy says, and being relatively passive in getting fucked. So far as I know, no one has a series or a theme where the “amateur” or “first-timer” shows up with a somewhat aggressive attitude, exhibiting a desire to show the cameraman/director/actor what she’s got, that she has what it takes to be a porn star. Tattoos and bolt-ons. I’m old enough that they connote strippers and biker gangs to me. Porn is about fantasy. I want to fantasize about women that I wouldn’t have a shot at in the real world, and tattoos and fake breasts just aren’t part of that fantasy. In the OP’s word, they’re “trashy.” Fake breasts have kept me from becoming a fan of many and turned me off of some former favorites. With tattoos, I’m more subjective, but, given my druthers, I’d just as soon that Dani Woodward, Jenevieve Jolie and Charmane Starr, to name three f my exceptions, not have any ink. Sound at the amateur sites remains spotty, and tends to be more on the awful side than the good side. The mic is usually too close to either the questioner or the girl, usually the guy, leaving one-half of the conversation nearly inaudible. One site (GDP?) does it right: They edit the questions out and leave in only the girl’s responses. This is a double-winner, because I don’t have to listen to the guy’s voice, and I don’t have to spend the time doing so. Interview questions remain crappy. The guy is usually unprepared and spontaneous, and some of the questions are still stupid: “So, you’re 18, huh? How old is your pussy?” As an aside, I know that many of the girls, especially the “amateurs,” are either strippers or escorts, yet this NEVER comes up in ANY of the interviews. If clubs in Phoenix, Florida and California are like the ones in Texas, many of those girls have some great stories to tell. Things that will put a scene in my do-not-watch category: Pigtails, lollipops, “Daddy,” outdoor sex, lack of a facial, gaping (seriously, why do I want to look up a girls asshole?), choking, leashes, spitting. Directors need to be cognizant of cane, pimples and scars when doing close-ups. Keep the camera where it makes the girl look best, and don’t take it somewhere that will make the scene worse – even with, no, especially with, facials. One thing I can use the word hate to describe is my extreme annoyance when the guy’s about to cum on a girl’s face, and the camera cuts away to HIS face. WTF? Why, when I’m about to bust a nut, does anyone think I want to look at some guy’s contorted countenance? Another thing I hate: I guess I can understand why a guy would have to jack off, but why do we have to watch him do it for five minutes? From pull-out to pop, no more than a few seconds should elapse. +1:
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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!" 2145 Posts 5/10
Posted - Nov 30 2011 : 12:23PM
Things dislike (hate is to strong)in porn 1. Shots where the guy holds open a gapping buttholes 2. Blowbangs with slop and spit everywhere 3. Lesbian scenes with the girls grinding their pussies together. 4. Sex scenes shot in low light, 5. Condoms, condoms, condoms. (sorry Wicked you lost me) 6. Squirting 7. Girls you are over the top vocally. 8. Massive bolton tits 9. Cellulite on women's asses 10.Excessive ink
Fortunately there is way way more about what I like about porn then dislike. Edited by - trout bum on 11/30/2011 12:27:11 PM
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - Nov 30 2011 : 12:46PM
Unfortunately, as old as VHS.The problem with boob jobs, tattoos and piercings is that for all the reasons that we hate these things, they have no basis in reality and these women can not be proprly casted as anything other than what they actually are: prostitutes, strippers or porn stars.
It's why most of the porn parodies are not worth watching. It's why Vivid, Wicked and Digital Playground are ridiculously unwatchable.Not only that, almost the enitre scene is on a couch or bed. Moreover, even if there is some opening tease, once the scene gets to a couch or bed, it stays there for the duration. Sometimes, to make sure, all of the position changes are done with hard cuts.
For my favorite pornstars which are very popular, these are the scenes I skip. For most of my favorite pornstars, which are not very popular, it is very fustrating. Also, one can see a hot actress for the first time in, what I call 'horizontal' scenes and not really know how good she looks.I have for a long time, acquire a DVD in anticipation of just one hot scene. By the time I factor in the picture quality, the ability of the director and editor, the advertised content, the attire, the male talent and sometimes the appeal of the second girl in a scene, there are not too many DVDs with more than one scene which I expect to be great.
So I prefer one awesome scene and many times I do not get any, therefore I have to acquire DVDs in multiples.
Ms Linares was on my A-list before; I won't watch her now in anything. Just another example of why there is variety in porn: no one agrees on what works best.
I loved the old Rebecca Linares, and haven't been able to watch one of her new scenes. Some boob jobs work for me. I think Bibi Jones looks incredible with her fake boobs.
Suburbia stop pushing, i know what im doing. 204 Posts 8/10
Posted - Nov 30 2011 : 2:25PM
Saying that dudes who like bald pussies r pedos is like saying guys who like anal secretly are gay. Just isn't true. I'm 27 and 90% of the girls I've fucked are hairless. Whatever works for u ya know? Not dissing anyone, just saying it is preference. Anyhow, I thought this was a thread based on opinion, not census.
^ I'm old enough that I've never dated a woman with a shaved pussy, but I like clean labia in porn, mainly because it lets me see more detail. Whether theirs a bush above the hole itself isn't as much of an issue for me.
Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09
Posted - Nov 30 2011 : 4:34PM
Niice! One of the best I have seen, reminds me of Jill Kelly back when they were the old liquid ones. Can't watch the new Bec scenes either, top of the list is Lela Star and also Angelika Black were all perfect natural beauties before.
Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09
Posted - Nov 30 2011 : 4:41PM
I agree with everything you said and have been saying for years porn is more a production line factory today, and so I find I watch the classics alot more for the genuine intimacy and naturally beautiful women. I also watch alot of and would recommend Mario Salieri vids, some find them too dark but I think it makes them more erotic.Is one of my biggest peeves. There is a bikini sex site and they always strip them out of the bikini. Really bugs me too, all the features are made by the same companies and full of plastic tits and lips. Edited by - draghixafan on 11/30/2011 5:01:13 PM
One interesting that that occurs to me reading this thread is that we all seem to like a wide variety of things... yet so much of porn is very predictable in the way the action unfolds. For instance, it seems like most sexual encounters in porn go through the 5 Stages of Grief, I mean, the Typical Positions in Order: BJ (get to bed/couch) take off some/all clothes vaginal anal (reverses) Dude furiously beats off and fires he load all over lady's (face/breasts) There are so many different ways to show sex, why not do some of them. I don't care for BJ, but why not have a scene that consists only of BJ from begining to end, in a film full of different kinds of sex. Have a vigorous anal only scene, then maybe have a scene that follows the typical outline.
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Posted - Nov 30 2011 : 9:44PM
agreed. A prime example of this shit are many of the max hardcore movies. Facialabuse.com goes overboard too. Anythingbutt. and publicdisgrace are fine.
There was this thing that was apparently invented called a razor. Ever since, people have been choosing whether they want hair on a given part of their body or not. Seems that the desire to remove hair is common enough that they decided to invent a device to make it easy to do. If you prefer bush, I have no reason to bash you for it. I like bush too, sometimes. But there's a problem with bush. You can't see the pussy when a woman has a big tribble in her crotch. Porn is visual. Unfortunately, I can't crawl through the screen and bury my face in there. I have to use my imagination. Sometimes my imagination isn't so good. Anyway, unless she has the teeny bopper thing going full bore, the pedo accusation is stupid. A 25 year old with a shaved pussy looks like a 25 year old with a shaved pussy.
^^^ Lol...You can't see the pussy when a woman has a big tribble in her crotch? Yes, that is the trouble with tribbles! :D It's especially distracting when her crotch starts making that weird purring sound.
"It takes courage to enjoy it: the hardcore and gentle...Big Time Sensuality!"
I do not think that spitting at someone's face or into their mouth is very sexy. I agree that BiBi Jones has a great set of boobs.
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Asa Akira Has Peed In My Shower 93 Posts 8/11
Posted - Dec 1 2011 : 11:43AM
A bald Muff Is A Bald Muff Is A Bald Muff, They Have No Personality.Pussy With A Side Of Tribbles? hmmmm! i will modify the Pedo remark because you are correct in your last sentence. FYI, if you don't know where the pussy is, you have bigger problems than lack of imagination. which is what killed Penthouse for me. Girls i know where it is and what the general shape is, i don't need the Pussy Peace Sign to guide me.
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - Dec 1 2011 : 11:58AM
If it is rough and I do not like what I see, I simply do not watch. A totally consensual scene, no matter how rough, is not rape. What I do not like, is seeing women having to endure anything against her consent in any kind of scene, rough or not.
Edited by - jetpacksam on 11/28/2011 4:32:41 AM
) Look, directors: The thrill is in the reactions of the participants and dubbing over some audio of moaning and groaning doesn't fill the bill. I can't see that if the only thing in your viewfinder is the vajayjay of some chick pogo-sticking her aforementioned vajayjay on some loser's half-hard dick. Zoom the fuck out, dammit. Try some full-body angles.
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} thank goodness Sasha Grey never inflated herself and that neither neither has Bobbi Starr, Lexi Belle and several other natural wonders that are perfect the way they are {jetpacksam pauses to knock on wood,a table, in hopes they never do}.
