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| Cleg Member 29 Posts 12/10 |  Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 6:20AMWhat is the one thing in even the greatest scenes that will instantly ruin it for you and/or induce boner kill when you see it? That one single thing that can take the best scene ever and just crash it into a brick wall when it happens or when you see it? Everyone has a pet peeve, phobia, etc when it comes to their porn. I'm not talking about a specific kind of porn that you can't handle (scat, puke, rough, whatever), but instead something that will ruin any genre, even your favorite one. For me it's a woman with man hands or big feet that look out of proportion with the rest of her frame. (Especially big feet.)  [Link] |
| lazboy Senior Member 1040 Posts 10/10 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 7:24AM * guy not being able to perform like constantly pulling out and being unable to pound * girl moaning and not saying anything the whole scene * Jules Jordan, Derrick Pierce, L.T, Alex Gonz, Lee Stone and Voodoo being in the scene * camera man not shutting the f**k up! The Bangbros guy is the most annoying just constantly saying 'wow'. I get it! Its a girl getting f**ked! Shut your face and film it!  [Link] |
| Limpy Member I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a blowjob today. 46 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 9:09AM Girls spitting on a guy's cock, or guys spitting on a girl's ass crack before anal, as "lubricant," don't bother me (in small doses). * Any kind of inflicted pain (BDSM genre stuff excluded). In other words, don't smack the girl around during normal mainstream porn. [Link] |
| SwirlieCEO Member Swirlie.Com 241 Posts 11/09 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 11:33AM - Swirlie [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 11:51AM Porn rule #1 - It's ALL about the girl and the cocks. The guys are secondary. Maybe why I love POV so much. If it's done right, you almost never see the guy's face or voice. [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 11:57AM Same with Evan stone. [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 12:00PM Females: (tie): quack quack and excess saliva blowjob; squirting [Link] |
| robocop Member 200 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 12:19PM - skull fucking - a close-up of a dick during a handjob [Link] |
| Dirtyhabit Member 145 Posts 8/09 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 12:47PM Actually now that I think about it, if the guy has a strange looking dick in general it turns me off, but it's not a deal breaker if the girl is good enough Edited by - dirtyhabit on 3/12/2011 12:47:33 PM Edited by - dirtyhabit on 3/12/2011 12:48:38 PM [Link] |
| Tug3005 Senior Member 1152 Posts 12/10 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 1:20PM [Link] |
| qotsa909 Member 99 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 5:49PM drinking cups of saliva or cold jizz cold lighting e.g. kink.com where everything looks like it's in a freezing cold prison too much giggly laughter- having fun and enjoying yourself is absolutely desirable but sometimes the girly giggling is totally unerotic and all intensity is lost when a girl uses a dildo on another girls ass and it doesn't actually slide in and out, just moves back and forth with the asshole clamped around it- DO IT PROPERLY! 'rimming' where the girls tongue just flutters around the other girls asshole like a delicate lttle butterfly- get stuck in for gods sake! [Link] |
| jizzyjay Member 914 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 6:43PM Edited by - jizzyjay on 3/12/2011 6:47:06 PM [Link] |
| SwirlieCEO Member Swirlie.Com 241 Posts 11/09 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 10:35PM - Swirlie [Link] |
| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 11:01PM [Link] |
| Inconspicuous Member 10 Posts 2/11 | Posted - Mar 12 2011 : 11:44PM Second biggest turn off is the talkative camera guy. Yes, a dick is going into a hot woman, we all know this and want to watch it happen, not hear you talk about it. [Link] |
| The Ghost of Cal Jammer Senior Member 2207 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 12:43AM [Link] |
| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 3:31AM [Link] |
| robocop Member 200 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 7:41AM [Link] |
Smiler Grogan  All-Star Member the war cry 14790 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 10:26AM [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 12:57PM [Link] |
| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 2:18PM [Link] |
| palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 2:22PM [Link] |
| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 3:44PM [Link] |
| alphadachs Member 475 Posts 3/10 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 6:26PM Overly abusive behavior, such as slapping a woman around, spitting in her face, choking, etc. Not my cup of tea. (I say this while recognizing that watching porn is an exercise in fantasy, and that I often enjoy seeing or reading depictions of things I would never actually want to do in real life; for example, I do enjoy the occasional BDSM shoot, though I don't personally engage in such activity. At any rate, much of porn is too abusive for my taste.) Gagging her on a cock; I want my blowjobs to be sensual experiences (you know, like they all used to be?). Really humongous breast implants. Large natural breasts, however, are marvelous -- they look like breasts and move like breasts. Is anything as downright annoying as a woman saying "Oh yeah, oh yeah" over and over for 20 minutes? Or a non-stop ooh-aah-ooh-aah for every freaking second of a scene? I like the sounds of sex, but ... Verbal is nice, verbal diarrhea is not. We don't need a nonstop running commentary; an occasional sigh or moan is more than sufficient for sound effects. Anything more is not not only irritating, but eventually desensitizing. Besides, if she is screaming/squealing/whatever the whole time, climactic moments aren't. (This does NOT mean that I don't like some dirty talking during sex -- quite the contrary; but, be a little judicious.) Please, ladies, as far as the scene is concerned, there isn't a camera in the room; just you and whomever you are fucking. Don't stare at the God damned camera. This will have me leaping for the fast-forward button instantly. I don't enjoy watching a guy jack off. Yet, driven by the insane need for facials, the vast majority of scenes end with a guy jerking off on a woman's face. It completely spoils what might have been a great scene to finish with the guy's dick in his hand. Shortage of wood. Please, if it isn't ready to go, edit out the footage until it is. Excessive, heavy make-up. It looks awful -- I often find myself yelling at the screen, "Go wash your face!" Way too much spit; 'nuff said. Who was the first person who decided there was anything even remotely sexy about displaying a wide, gaping rectal opening? And, how did he convince anyone else that it was so? I love a nice anal scene, but please spare me the gapes. Etc. There are other things, but this will do for starters. [Link] |
| PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 6:32PM World Class Adult Reviews [Link] |
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| acrobat_fanatic Member Suburbia stop pushing, i know what im doing. 204 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 7:04PM [Link] |
| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 7:26PM [Link] |
| acrobat_fanatic Member Suburbia stop pushing, i know what im doing. 204 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 8:31PM [Link] |
| trout bum Deactivated User "I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!" 2145 Posts 5/10 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 9:52PM Edited by - trout bum on 3/13/2011 9:56:10 PM [Link] |
| wildcatfan82 Member 9 Posts 2/11 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 10:01PM Any type of abuse (slapping, spitting, etc) gagging (most of the time) i hate in POV scenes when the girl leans back. I mean it's great to see the penetration and all but I prefer it to be more normal. Dani Woodward was great at this. [Link] |
| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 10:45PM [Link] |
| Nameless1 Member 165 Posts 10/10 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 10:50PM Edited by - nameless1 on 3/13/2011 10:50:55 PM [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 10:59PM Another thing that ruins a scene for me is not getting to see the girl strip off and the scene jumping to her naked,i hate that as i love the tease. [Link] |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Mar 13 2011 : 11:15PM [Link] |
| shank Member 119 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Mar 14 2011 : 5:04AM [Link] |
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| chamakowi Deactivated User 9 Posts 10/10 | Posted - Mar 14 2011 : 5:55AM - zoom to male face right after the cumshot - girls rimming guys (this is one of the thousand reasons why I hate Steve Holmes) - guys rimming girls - because too much guys face is always wood killer for me - I hate when guy fingering girls pussy when he fuck her ass (example James Deen) - spanking (James Deen) - I hate when girls licks something other than dick [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Mar 14 2011 : 11:15AM Poor lighting Cut from vaginal straight to anal and not showing the entry Poor editing Girl saying the same thing over and over and over I also hate it when a guy tries to cum on the girls face and misses by a foot. Director or cameraman stealing the scene Girl not interested Edited by - backdoorman on 3/14/2011 11:15:59 AM [Link] |
| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 14 2011 : 2:01PM [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Mar 14 2011 : 3:10PM I'm curious to hear a defense of it. [Link] |
| alphadachs Member 475 Posts 3/10 | Posted - Mar 14 2011 : 5:54PM I second what several of you have mentioned: shit and vomit. I didn't think to note it before because the stuff I tend to watch doesn't veer anywhere close to this, but yecchh. I mean, just yecch. A woman who is smoking. I'd probably rather see shit. Not perhaps enough to ruin a scene, but something I found awfully irritating: when a guy is inside a woman, then pulls his dick all the way out, puts it back in, then out, in, out, etc, over and over. Is there a point to this? [Link] |
| Only Member 167 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 14 2011 : 11:00PM -Two more 'normal' things can ruin a scene for me, however, and the first is, as a lot of people have said - A chatty director/cameraman. -And the other one is Men in general. I got tired of seeing odd shots of man ass and face over the years so I just started watching g/g and solo scenes and am happier for it. [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Mar 14 2011 : 11:05PM [Link] |
| boogieknight Member 146 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Mar 14 2011 : 11:08PM [Link] |
| flip69 Deactivated User 118 Posts 9/06 | Posted - Mar 15 2011 : 12:21AM [Link] |
| RocketMan Member 678 Posts 6/08 | Posted - Mar 15 2011 : 1:17AM * Dirty tongues. I like a nice pink tongue. * Crooked or stained teeth * Anal leakage * Girls being fucked with their panties pulled to one side * Horrible lingerie (mesh, flouro colours) * Over the top screaming, fake, eye-rolling orgasms * Nasty breast implant scars or stretching (good boob jobs, I'm OK with) * Condoms * Girls looking bored * Hairy pussies * Pimply asses (girls and guys) * Smoking * Squirting * Any sort of racism, especially use of the 'N' word * Seeing inside pussies and assholes * Ugly tattoos and tongue piercings [Link] |
| Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Mar 16 2011 : 6:46AM Tattoos, tasteless body ink. Big fake breasts. Acne, prevalent face pimples in particular A girl that's not into it. Recently, I've found Jennifer White's demeanor to be real turn off. Two or more guys. That isn't one of my fantasies. Toys. Gapes and prolapse. Overwhelming use of oil. Big Wet Butts. European babes that either speak poor English or have masculine voices. [Link] |
| jfarley Member 242 Posts 5/09 | Posted - Mar 16 2011 : 7:58AM More generally, the focus on penetration is ruining modern porn. Silly twisted positions where the performers look like they're repulsed by each other but stuck together at the genitals. Silly camera angles where the camera man appears more interested in man ass than the woman. Silly male performers constantly micro-managing their partners so I can "see that shit" when I want to see the women cum not dicks. Elegant Angel and Brazzers get that its not a biology lesson. Porn continues to change, so hope the other studios are listening. [Link] |
| Drebin Member 686 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Mar 16 2011 : 4:46PM even if the scene is 10/10 up 2 that point, 1 cut to male performers face for even a second its completely ruined! [Link] |
| jizzyjay Member 914 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Mar 17 2011 : 4:45AM [Link] |
| Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Mar 17 2011 : 5:18AM [Link] |
| Ray Tango Member 24 Posts 3/11 | Posted - Mar 17 2011 : 5:52AM [Link] |
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