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Digmen1
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Posted - Sep 3 2011 : 12:11AM
Yes I don't like really curved cocks.
And I don't like Michael Stefano's either, it is just too straight.
angryassdrummer
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Posted - Sep 3 2011 : 2:25AM
in the 90s i was watching an australian show called SEX ( original name i know)...had a doco on penile surgery,, adding thickness and length. apparently the length is easy to do, just snip a cord that keeps the penis upright when erect. but the downside is it goes straight when cut.
would we be right to assume guys who have straight dicks have had that surgery done?
also the same show showed when guys have their cocks made fatter, they get ass fat put in. this one is a harder op but the end results they showed the head of the penis was too small in comparison to the shaft.. ive seen a few cocks like that in porn and always wondered was it from an operation or they naturally have an ugly cock
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Joe T
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Posted - Sep 3 2011 : 4:40AM
Most of the sex acts mentioned here don't bother me at all. I love ass licking in all its forms, gaping, cum eating, pussy eating, guys tasting their spunk from the girl, a little bit of rough sex, a little bit of gentle sex, its all gravy to me.
The bored uninspired scenes can sometimes be a turn off, but sometimes it ends up being kind of hot. Like the girl is being objectified as a sex doll, but most of the time I want her to be into it.
Music is fairly annoying I suppose.
Another thing I have to chime in on. The only thing that is gay, THE ONLY THING, is when someone is attracted to their same sex. That's it, period. I don't care if a guy likes being railed in the ass by a strap-on every day and twice on Sunday, if he only wants a woman doing it, he isn't gay at all, not even a little.
 
angryassdrummer
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Posted - Sep 3 2011 : 5:03AM

Another thing I have to chime in on. The only thing that is gay, THE ONLY THING, is when someone is attracted to their same sex. That's it, period. I don't care if a guy likes being railed in the ass by a strap-on every day and twice on Sunday, if he only wants a woman doing it, he isn't gay at all, not even a little.
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agree 100%
if the sex is man & woman no matter what they do its not gay... if someone is gay a woman with a strap on wont satisfy they will want a man to do it
cross
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Posted - Sep 3 2011 : 8:14AM
Poor camera work
Guys who can't keep it up
Girls who are clearly not interested
Waaaaay too much bush
Pathetic cum shots
Girls who are so skinny you can play their ribs like a musical instrument
Edited by - cross on 9/3/2011 8:15:27 AM
GoldTopSlinger
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Posted - Sep 4 2011 : 12:29AM

Spitting. My God, it's like they only hire people with horrible colds. I'm old, I get that. But I'm still trying to get used to the fact that pubic hair has apparently been banished from the planet. I don't want to watch people hock hairballs on one another as well.
seedfeeder
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Posted - Sep 5 2011 : 5:34AM
Good questions. First, the suspensatory ligament (I believe it's called): Just because a dick sticks straight out does not indicate this surgery. But if it does stick straight out-usually you can see hints of the ligaments if they are still there. I believe Lex Steele had his cut. This surgery does work, adds an extra inch I believe. But I would argue you could get an extra 1/2 inch (visually) by losing some weight and thinning your fat pad (on top of pubic bone) and another full inch, just from shaving the base of your cock. More importantly-you can do stretches that will accomplish the same goal as the lig surgery without cutting anything (just teaching your body to expose more of the internal penis).
Onto the fat surgery-there are plenty of guys in porn with this. The way you can tell is that their dicks look full of water, you'll also see they tend to have problems shoving it into a pussy or asshole. This surgery really has never had good results-it's fatter, sure-but at what cost? I don't know any women that prefer a squishy penis that feels like a water balloon. I really doubt any guys who have had this injection surgery are happy with the end result. Certainly not from what I've read on statistics. Lots of info on this issue on wikipedia too.
seedfeeder
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Posted - Sep 5 2011 : 5:37AM
Also, I noticed just this evening that it seems many directors seem to think we want to see what it would look like from below-so I can see a guys ass, underside of balls & cock, etc. but nothing really else for several minutes. This is a wonderful idea-since seeing a guy's ass is what I really want from my heterosexual porn. And seeing the girl's chin is best too, since that's the most exciting feature of a woman-her chin-I don't need to know what she looks like, hair color, demure? Who cares.... just show me the guy's ass-wow, we have some real fucking rocket scientists in this industry.
HollywoodBilderbergGroup
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Posted - Sep 5 2011 : 2:40PM
lmao i swear to god on everything i waz just about to say the same thing. i think Males need to start doing the Mike Adriano and covering their shit up. i know women watch porn too and kinda like that sort've thing but let's be honest, porn is more of a guy thing and some guy's asshole all in the movie is a complete turn off for me.

also women who aren't into the scenes can make it pretty boring too.

and there's something about watching the same girl getting fucked vaginally in every single porno is a mental block too, it's like she's basic. i don't watch porn for basic sex, i do that in my personal life and when it's in pornography it hardly does anything for me.

lizardking86
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Posted - Sep 5 2011 : 4:42PM
toys, and especially when girls think doing stunts with them are sexy, like trying to cram one down their throat. I love a girl who can deep throat, but most of the time this comes off as totally fake and pointless. Now that I think of it, most girl/girl porn.
AvyRox
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Posted - Sep 6 2011 : 11:42AM
I don't know if this "ruins" a scene for me but one thing that I don't care to see is when a chick has a cock deep in her throat and the recipient of the oral favors decides to hold her nose shut. If a woman has me deep in her mouth that last thing I am going to do is something that is going to make her come up for air. I just don't get it.
seedfeeder
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Posted - Sep 6 2011 : 1:55PM
^I'm all for humiliation, but I still don't see the point of the nose holding either. The spitting too is a turnoff-both when guys do it (usually in a girl's mouth) or when she does it (usually on his cock)... directors get stupider by the minute.
joeblow123321
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Posted - Sep 6 2011 : 2:02PM
when a group of dudes are standing around jerking onto a girl's face, and one misses and lands on the leg or foot of one of the other dudes. They always try to quietly and quickly play it off, but fuck... its probably as a big a boner-killer for the audience as it is for the unintended sploogee.
That said, it's often kind of hilarious...
 
El Pololoko
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Posted - Sep 9 2011 : 2:47PM
It's asphyxiation combined with dominance & submission. The guy gets off on controlling the girl's breathing while he's got his cock down her throat. I'm not sure what part is difficult to comprehend. I'm all for it, although there have been times I've seen it done in a completely abusive way, which isn't cool. I think that's what separates the erotic D/S acts from the disturbing ones. There's a fine line, and the better performers know how to approach but not cross it.
As for things that ruin a scene for me, I would have to go with:
1) No anal from performers who normally do anal. For example, Rocco's scene with Jenni Hendrix and Alexis Texas looked so promising before it was released. I expected Jenni to do anal and prayed that Alexis would too, although I doubted she would. But when it came out, neither of them took it up the ass while fucking the anal porn king of the world. On top of that the scene was shot by Buttman, himself! What a let down.
2) Needle dick guys. What's the point of watching guys with small dicks fuck a chick? Might as well watch the girl finger herself. Gotta have the girth or else it's just lame as hell.
3) Overly zoomed POV+. Yes, I'm looking at you, Mike Adriano. You get really hot chicks to do lots of nasty stuff which I salute you for, but for God's sake, zoom the fuck out so we can see the girl's body and not just her ass and your dick. The female form needs to be appreciated both during close-ups but ALSO in full body shots. Mix it up, please. Your dick is just occupying too much of the screen way too often.
Edit--Took out the parts mentioning specific performers in a derogatory way. I actually thought posters were only to refrain from badmouthing the female performers because they are sensitive... But I guess the men should not be subjected to such harsh criticism, either. And to KillBill... the only reason I named those guys was that I am actually bigger than them which is why I don't see the point in watching something that is less than what I can create on my own. Whether you believe me or not is immaterial.
Edited by - El Pololoko on 9/9/2011 9:49:00 PM
HollywoodBilderbergGroup
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Posted - Sep 9 2011 : 4:16PM
i knew i wasn't the only one who feels like regular porn is boring. on that long list of "current favs" i wanted to add a few other girls to the list but they've never done any anal flicks. Lacey Duvalle, Misty Stone, Angel Eyes, and Gina Lynn. The only reason Priya made it is becuz she's gorgeous and there's only so many Native American chicks in porn in the 1st place. And then there's boring performances of the act with performers such as Rachel Starr but that's a whole other discussion.
And in the end (for the most part but not indefinitely) the buck kinda stops there for me. The rest of the girl's are just pretty and sexy as hell but as a performer they're pretty bland and they're pretty much girl's you can find everyday which seperates them from the fantasy of a pornstar.
(For me i guess) watching another guy have sex with another girl(s) (vaginally) is kind of like a jab at me in a way. i feel like that should be me tearing the pussy up and not him/them (it's a psychological thing i guess). watching her play with her pussy is the best part or at least seeing the clit bounce up and down.
*side note: Old men are a turn off too. I don't want to see my grandfather have sex. my Auntie's best girl friend is a different story though :-)
Edited by - hollywoodbilderberggroup on 9/9/2011 11:44:14 PM
Lunatic
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Posted - Sep 9 2011 : 8:27PM
Oh come on how is this not violating the ADT forum etiquette. Might as well post my very own list of performers who ruin scenes for me, exaggerate and write down nasty comments. I thought it wasn’t aloud around here?
Edited by - Lunatic on 9/9/2011 10:14:42 PM
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Sep 9 2011 : 9:25PM
^ OK calm down. It's true, El Pololoko probably shouldn't be saying Ribas and Czoky have small penises, because I bet they are much more well endowed than he is... but really he's just voicing his preference of what he wants to see on the screen.
That being said, until recently this thread has been pretty good at not being a place to shit on particular people, so today's turn in the past few posts is not a welcome one.
Let's try to stay away from dissing particular people, folks. Thanks.
[edit: added a bit]
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 9/9/2011 9:28:08 PM
Lunatic
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Posted - Sep 9 2011 : 10:08PM
Exactly. Everyone has a preference, but is not necessary to name drop a particular performer/s. It strikes me as hating just to hate, and a bit of jealousy as well.
I can diss a handful of performers who I can't stand for a number of reasons, of course I'm not going to.
Things that ruin scenes for me:
1: I hate performers with very obvious artificial dicks. Phalloplasty is popular amongst male performers, many currently working have undergone some form of this procedure. Gone under the knife for lengthening and widening of the penis. They way it hangs is not natural. What is worse many of these performers can't perform properly, are limp dicked afterwards.
2. Performers who get overly excited, can't hold their load for the remainder of the scene. Shooting a 2nd load afterwards does not make it alright. Those loads can't be possibly be consider actual cumshots.
3. Too much dirty talk and fake moans. It gets annoying.
and other things I don't feel the need to put down atm...

Edited by - Lunatic on 9/9/2011 10:11:20 PM

jfarley
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Posted - Sep 9 2011 : 10:47PM
Nothing difficult to comprehend about BDSM. I just don't want to see it in porn not marketed for that niche.
etcxdeux
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Posted - Sep 10 2011 : 10:49AM
During climax they shoot to the guy's face. Not really into watching a guy climax, even if it is for a second or two.
joeblow123321
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Posted - Sep 11 2011 : 4:45AM
Jesus, EXACTLY. This was the absolute norm in the 70s and 80s... I'm sure it was a byproduct of the film era where they couldn't let the camera run forever and the reaction shots were necessary in in editing.
But there is zero excuse now. Jesus editors... we have no interest in in seeing a close-up of a dude's face pretty much ever, but especially anywhere within 5 minutes of the popshot.
scorpiusdeus
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Posted - Sep 13 2011 : 11:56AM
Smoking and tattoos head up my list.
Sadly tattoos have become all the rage and it would seem even more so in the porn industry.
I dislike tattoos in general and HATE them on women. I can deal with some of the smaller tats, but some of these women are going insane...
These are my main two pet peeves, but i could go on for days.
[Read killbill's post. Don't shit all over your fellow human beings. Thanks.]
Edited by - savoy on 9/13/2011 12:10:23 PM
alphadachs
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Posted - Sep 13 2011 : 10:54PM
I might have mentioned this here before -- can't remember, too old and senile, too enfeebled to check -- but this morning I saw another example of one thing that for me is a complete scene killer, one which causes me to instantly throw the video away: having the woman stare into the camera. This ranks right up with smoking as something that for me just sucks out all possible heat. Yecchh.
 
seedfeeder
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Posted - Sep 14 2011 : 12:30AM
Wow, that's shocking to me-I think it's hot when they look at the camera (me). Allows me to connect with her better. Assuming it's a sexy look and not some dumbass deer in the headlights look *snicker*.
ControlFreak
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Posted - Sep 14 2011 : 12:37AM
agree 100%
if the sex is man & woman no matter what they do its not gay... if someone is gay a woman with a strap on wont satisfy they will want a man to do it
Click to expand
well...he might have an easier time getting used to his cellmate...
alphadachs
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Posted - Sep 14 2011 : 2:10PM
I am not in the room -- as far as the movie is concerned, there is no one there but the woman and the man she is having sex with. If she is staring into the camera, she gives the impression of having no direct interest in the man she is with -- and without showng that interest, the scene becomes a passionless, mechanical exercise. She makes me feel she is going through the motions without feeling, and the sex is reduced to calisthenics. For me, this means zero heat, zero intensity, zero reason for me to watch.
Umm, I'm not sure I made my position clear here. If I want to feel connected to the woman, ny fantasy is that I am the man fucking her, not that I'm the cameraman. I want to think she is focussed on me the fucker, not me the filmer. Somehow I imagine I would feel pretty useless if she is staring off into space ignoring me while I am humping for all I'm worth (apparently, in this scenario, I'm not worth much!).
Edited by - alphadachs on 9/14/2011 4:10:01 PM
seedfeeder
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Posted - Sep 14 2011 : 5:04PM
^ I see your point of view, but I like both. I like watching her look at him (the guy she's sucking or getting fucked by) and I like when she looks at me too-I like it mixed. Like she is doing to him what she wants to do to me. Sometimes they even talk to you, like "Can I do you now?" etc., I think it's hot. I definitely don't want her completely disconnected from the guy either, but I want to be involved-maybe you have a bit of a voyeur angle? You just wish to observe "them" it sounds like. I like to know that she knows I'm watching and maybe she's suggesting she wants me too-that's good porno to me.
Five
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Posted - Sep 14 2011 : 5:54PM
Agreed
A lot of tattoos on a hot chick can not only ruin a scene for me but also that particular porn star as well imo.
Edited by - Five on 9/14/2011 5:55:26 PM
dwnsouthtx
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Posted - Sep 15 2011 : 5:04AM
Dirty feet!
Excessive spit and swapping spit/cum.
Closeup of guys hairy, sweaty balls & sphincter.
A guy that can't perform or takes too long to jizz on the girls face.
Seeing tears or runny makeup makes me a little uncomfortable also.
Edited by - dwnsouthtx on 9/15/2011 5:09:40 AM
alphadachs
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Posted - Sep 27 2011 : 11:45PM
I've been away from these boards for a while, long enough that a reply at this late date is pointless, but then, my middle name is pointless ... or maybe it's cliche, I don't recall, will have to look up my birth certificate to be sure.
Anyway, I guess one key factor in my attitude toward the woman looking at the camera is that I almost exclusively watch feature porn. I want the sex to be part of a plot and involve credible characters. As such, my interest is not in seeing such-and-such a porn star getting fucked, it's seeing the character she portrays getting fucked. And, the character has no knowledge of the script, the set, a director or cameraman. Having her look at the camera takes her out of the narrative, ruining the illusion and hence the fantasy.
All this in addition to my general feeling that it undercuts the heat. I guess this is just like the perennial debate over boob jobs -- the debate is pointless, folks just have different tastes!
David Cop-a-feel
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Posted - Sep 30 2011 : 6:41PM
Female on male rimjobs. Have zero desire to see a closeup of dudes asshole.
ZeroCool007
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Posted - Sep 30 2011 : 6:48PM
+1000 on this one lol
Boob Enthusiast
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Posted - Sep 30 2011 : 10:45PM
It wouldn't be so bad if the cameramen wouldn't insist on zooming in. There are certain things that just aren't meant to be seen in close-up, but pornographers never seem to understand this concept.
 
chamakowi
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Posted - Nov 14 2011 : 6:21AM
What? You don't wan't to see dudes hairy asshole? Probabably you are gay.
Edited by - chamakowi on 11/15/2011 5:42:26 AM
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hinlo
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Posted - Dec 11 2011 : 7:49AM
agreed
jeuronymous
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Posted - Dec 11 2011 : 10:53AM
When actress(es) in said scene have shown their true idiotic, immature, bitchy selves off camera via message board posts, tweets, interviews, etc. and then try to act as if they are into their profession when they are back on camera.
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bootymeister
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 6:36AM


4 things:

Dude asking the girl if she wants to see what her ass tates like.

Girl asking a girl if she wants to see what her ass tates like.
Girl announcing that she wants to see what her ass tates like.

Girl tasting her own ass from her fingers, a toy or a cock.
angryassdrummer
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 7:00AM
^^^^^ 100% agree
twistedvincent
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 1:07PM
Two words:
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ChuckTheFreak
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 2:30PM
-Ass to pussy...instant turn off. As much as I like anything and everything nasty to do with a girl's asshole, ATP is a big turn off.
-Double Anal or Double pussy penetration. There is nothing GAYer, then those two acts where most of the pleasure the dudes are getting, is from rubbing their dicks together.
Girls wiping the hell out of the dick, before doing an ATM. If you're so concerned about the dick being dirty, then don't do an ATM. That's the whole point/idea of an atm, being fearless and nasty.
Ashlii
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 2:35PM
slapping, foot on face and 'yuss yuss'
any one guess who?
twistedvincent
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 4:00PM
^Nacho??
Ashlii
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 4:03PM
mr deen lol
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 5:25PM
Really? Nothing GAYer?
What about gay sex? You know, a man and a man having sex with each other, without a woman in the room? I think that's probably GAYer than having sex with a woman and rubbing against a guy while you're doing it.
In fact, isn't it by definition not gay at all, since there's a woman involved? You could say it's really BI-ish, I guess...
smeghead
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 5:58PM
Guys spitting in the girl's mouth, and putting his feet in her mouth. Choking never really does anything for me either.
Anomander Rake
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 10:56PM
girls holding their eye balls open for the facial
ChuckTheFreak
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Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 1:23AM
lol, you do have a point. Well, I meant in male on female porn..let's put it that way. It may not be a turn off for others, but to me, two dicks rubbing against each other in a tight hole, is gay as hell and a big turn off.
angryassdrummer
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Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 1:48AM
^^^^^ agreed
seeing 2 dicks rubbing on each other is not the typical thing a hetero male wants to see or do
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