What's the one thing that will ruin any scene 4 U? (page 7)

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hinlo Member 634 Posts 5/10	Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 8:12AM ANAL! Ruins a scene for me. Im not into it [Link]
ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06	Posted - Dec 26 2011 : 10:25PM based on scenes I've seen in the last two DVD's I watched, guys who can't even bust a decent load on a chick...if your going for a facial, at least produce...not asking for Northian-sized amounts but gee whizz let's get some guys who can really cover a girl... [Link]
Pentasa Deactivated User 233 Posts 9/08	Posted - Dec 27 2011 : 12:36AM Guys with tiny dicks fucking gorgeous women. Any male talent with less than 8-inches should not be in porn. Guys not spending enough time eating pussy or fondling its. [Link]
hinlo Member 634 Posts 5/10	Posted - Dec 27 2011 : 8:31AM Im fine with ass smacking but i hate when they smack ass until it turns red, i dont want to look at a red ass [Link]

andyz Member 89 Posts 8/11	Posted - Dec 27 2011 : 10:26AM If it doesn't have ass-licking...its not complete for me! [Link]
twistedvincent Deactivated User Juelz....Fucking Juelz 3960 Posts 5/09	Posted - Dec 27 2011 : 11:20AM Too much cellulite and: NICK MANNING! [Link]
Fck_Buddies Member 16 Posts 11/10	Posted - Dec 27 2011 : 12:37PM -Girls wearing socks or pantyhose during the scene -Or guys wearing shoes for that matter, damn that looks stupid -The director/interviewer guy talking way too much before/during the fucking -chicks pussy being too loose...If a monster cock is just sliding in and out with plenty of room to spare, just kinda kills the mood for me -The rapidfire pullout- hold- then re-insert shots... -unrealistic positions, mainly the one where the guy stacks the girl on the floor, turns around and fucks her backwards...im sure it has a name but man its a stupid position -Any "milf" porn where the chick is clearly under 30 or so [Link]
Cheater! Member 8 Posts 11/06	Posted - Jan 1 2012 : 12:39PM Cuts during the facial/oral cumshot. I absolutely hate it when the girl gets the cum on her face/in her mouth - cut - she opens her empty mouth. Don't pretend swallowing! Or like in many movies (e.g. Amateur Allure): She gets cum in her mouth - cut - she shows the "cum" in her mouth and swallows. I'm sure they replaced it with some kind of yogurt. Edited by - Cheater! on 1/1/2012 12:44:01 PM [Link]
danielle_ftv Member 307 Posts 12/11	Posted - Jan 2 2012 : 10:41PM Cheater! wrote: Or like in many movies (e.g. Amateur Allure): She gets cum in her mouth - cut - she shows the "cum" in her mouth and swallows. I'm sure they replaced it with some kind of yogurt. Edited by - Cheater! on 1/1/2012 12:44:01 PM Click to expand I've worked with Amateur Allure before and I'm pretty sure they don't replace the cum with yogurt. The guy who shot it actually told me that if it got anywhere other than my mouth I would have to pick it up and eat it lol. Danielle FTV - www.DanielleFTV.com [Link]
angryassdrummer Member 559 Posts 3/11	Posted - Jan 2 2012 : 11:03PM Pentasa wrote: Guys with tiny dicks fucking gorgeous women. Any male talent with less than 8-inches should not be in porn. Guys not spending enough time eating pussy or fondling its. Click to expand i dont agree with this at all for that stuff there is specific titles that only have big cock but as a guy i dont care his cock size, i care about the woman...all i want from the man is for him to be hard and fucks her hard and cums on her face thats it if a scene is ruined cause their cock is not big enough, perhaps you are paying too much attention to the men and his cock rather than the beautiful woman getting fucked [Link]
coucher Member 54 Posts 1/07	Posted - Jan 3 2012 : 7:50AM David Cop-a-feel wrote: Female on male rimjobs. Have zero desire to see a closeup of dudes asshole. Click to expand Agree, this is a total turn-off. [Link]
Steve Smith Senior Member 2669 Posts 11/11	Posted - Jan 3 2012 : 12:20PM danielle_ftv wrote: Cheater! wrote: Or like in many movies (e.g. Amateur Allure): She gets cum in her mouth - cut - she shows the "cum" in her mouth and swallows. I'm sure they replaced it with some kind of yogurt. Edited by - Cheater! on 1/1/2012 12:44:01 PM Click to expand I've worked with Amateur Allure before and I'm pretty sure they don't replace the cum with yogurt. The guy who shot it actually told me that if it got anywhere other than my mouth I would have to pick it up and eat it lol. Danielle FTV - www.DanielleFTV.com Click to expand It is excellent to hear from you Danielle. Your insight into a sex scene is greatly appreciated. [Link]
simon33333 All-Star Member 828 Posts 9/09	Posted - Jan 3 2012 : 3:35PM lazboy wrote: * guys dick going limp * guy not being able to perform like constantly pulling out and being unable to pound * girl moaning and not saying anything the whole scene * Jules Jordan, Derrick Pierce, L.T, Alex Gonz, Lee Stone and Voodoo being in the scene * camera man not shutting the fk up! The Bangbros guy is the most annoying just constantly saying 'wow'. I get it! Its a girl getting fked! Shut your face and film it! I agree Click to expand [Link]
simon33333 All-Star Member 828 Posts 9/09	Posted - Jan 3 2012 : 3:38PM danielle_ftv wrote: Cheater! wrote: Or like in many movies (e.g. Amateur Allure): She gets cum in her mouth - cut - she shows the "cum" in her mouth and swallows. I'm sure they replaced it with some kind of yogurt. Edited by - Cheater! on 1/1/2012 12:44:01 PM Click to expand I've worked with Amateur Allure before and I'm pretty sure they don't replace the cum with yogurt. The guy who shot it actually told me that if it got anywhere other than my mouth I would have to pick it up and eat it lol. Danielle FTV - www.DanielleFTV.com Click to expand Hi, i never saw your work so i need to add u to my list. Thanks for posting , i love to hear from the actress. Happy New Year!! [Link]

simon33333 All-Star Member 828 Posts 9/09	Posted - Jan 3 2012 : 3:40PM Pentasa wrote: Guys with tiny dicks fucking gorgeous women. Any male talent with less than 8-inches should not be in porn. Guys not spending enough time eating pussy or fondling its. Click to expand Yes, u r right [Link]
Hodel Deactivated User 462 Posts 12/11	Posted - Apr 18 2012 : 10:56PM Dudes. [Link]
Richard Stiffen New Member My Friends Call Me Dick 5 Posts 7/09	Posted - Apr 22 2012 : 12:30AM Like most of the folks who have responded in this thread, I have a bitch-list of several items, but the common theme is a simple one - DUMBASS IDIOTS WHO TOTALLY FUCK UP ORAL CUM SHOTS. There have been dozens of threads bemoaning cum dodging on the part of the female talent, but few that discuss the multitude of ways that the director and male talent screw up the simple money shot. Honestly guys, this isn't fucking rocket science - there's your cock, there's her mouth, the cum goes in the mouth, she swallows . . . Duuhhhhh! But that would be too simple . . . Hey, I know, let's try for a "professional" cum shot. You know, the one where the first spurt of cum MUST land PRECISELY on her cheek or chin, but ONLY on the side of her face that is towards the camera, after which, the rest of the cum theoretically (if there is any) goes into her mouth - Except in trying for this "professional money shot", the moron invariably blasts his only decent shot of jizz right over the girls shoulder onto the floor. Or the idiots who can't get off without jerking their cock like a madman, and can't even do that without flailing it around from side to side, flinging cum on the walls, the ceiling - basically everywhere EXCEPT IN THE GIRLS MOUTH. Or the "Shoot for the Stars, Cum on the Floor" idiots who insist on angling their stupid cocks UPWARD, instead of DOWNWARDS INTO THE GIRLS MOUTH. I have seen more than one of these clowns launch 5 or 10 fairly good size spurts, alternately shooting over the girls head, and dribbling cum onto the floor, WITHOUT LANDING A SINGLE DROP OF CUM IN THE LADIES MOUTH - Pathetic, just pathetic. Then there are all the ways that the director can help out . . . Hey, I know, let's have TWO guys try to cum on the girl at the same time, so they can bump heads comically and end up spewing their loads on each other and the floor, instead of in the ladies mouth (John Thompson's whole crowd of Keystone Kraut's have raised this to comedic high-art) Or the flip-side of that stupidity, which is to have the guy try to cum in two girls mouths, and end up instead depositing most of his anemic load on the floor between them. And, after all of the above stupidity - on the off-chance that the guys load does accidentally end up in the ladies mouth - and asuming she is willing to swallow it, instead of 'accidentally' losing it by way of some lame-ass cum-dodging tactic - there are still some wonderful ways that the director can TOTALLY SCREW UP THE SCENE. Like breaking the cum-chain-of-custody just before the all-important cum-swallow by inserting a STUPID AND TOTALLY UNNECESSARY EDIT. It looks like this - First the guy cums smack dab in her mouth - so-far, so-good, but then, we are suddenly looking at her pussy, or her feet, before we return to her face to see the cum swallowed. Or alternately (and even WORSE from a 'looks like something fake just happened' perspective) is the variation where the overt sudden scene change edit is replaced by a quick fade-through/lap-devolve edit. I am sure that the rocket-scientist that dreamed up this variation thinks him or herself very cleaver, but it's worse because it introduces a suspicious 'what-the-fuck-just-happened?' element to what should be a seamless process - i.e. the guy cums in her mouth, she swallows, period. The introduction of a seeming unnecessary edit, causes the viewer to question the integrity of the whole scene, by causing them to wonder - "hey, what the hell was that? Why did they need that stupid edit? Maybe the girl just nipped-out to the kitchen, spit the guys load in the sink, and replace it with a spoonful of yogurt. This sucks" This may sound like a minor thing, but the "Deepthroat This!" series scenes suffered from this stupidity so chronically that I gave up on the whole series. The only explanation that I could come up with to explain this stupidity was something like this - The director is shooting the scene, then just after the cumshot suddenly thinks - "Sheeeyeeht - will you look at all dat cummmm! Hell, better shut off dis here video cam-me-ruhh and shoot me sum stills, for dat kick-azz box cover an my lame-ass website - It won mes nufin up, 'cuz anyone stupid enough to watch my shit ain't gona notis anyway . . ." Looked at this way, it's as an insult to the viewer; Instead, of a nice clean money-shot followed by a no-nonsense swallow, we get this lame-ass "what the hell was that?" edit just so the director can screw around doing something else (unless of course they really are faking the cum swallow which of course would be EVEN WORSE) These days, shooting in 1080p, you can extract very nice box cover and web promotion stills directly from the video, so if there ever was a justification for this kind of crap, it's no longer valid, so please stop doing it - JUST STOP. Edited by - Richard Stiffen on 4/22/2012 12:56:49 AM [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Jul 12 2014 : 9:12AM Too slow pace and bleak studs full of either pumped up muscles combined with small dicks or tattoos that have gone out of control or they show little interest like if they had been bored of it all. So I watch up for whatever guys that move around. They can be a real turn off no matter what. In fact studs smoking to much will probably never blow me as a wiever away because of some quarters and semis struggling way too much to reach the hard final starting to compensate by mildly beating up the girls who by then starts to act like they're enjoying it while just going through the motions. By then its a complete turn off. I'm not in it for some vocal acting skills. Or dysfunctional manly behaviour. Here too much boring talking could be counted in. Often some directors try to steal the show thinking they can be the next Jake Malone or Juan Cuba or Danny Case (and even Mike Quasar in BTS). Then they misunderstood. These guys at their best never did nothing but provide show with that talking. They did not take the focus away. So they talked and commented. But it happened for some great reason making the DVDs only better if not the best in their categories. [Link]
jm6d Member 417 Posts 2/11	Posted - Jul 12 2014 : 3:31PM A great orgy scene and suddenly a transsexual is introduced. Just to turn off and trow away or delete. My feeling. Some scenes that try to break also non-sexual limits (such as religious). I like tough sex and limitnagging, but trying to go after other limits often become, well, strange, not-viewable. It's hard to really put the finger on what often makes such scenes less good. [Link]
Corran7 Deactivated User 300 Posts 1/12	Posted - Jul 12 2014 : 3:39PM Manuel, Keiran Lee, Danny D or Mick Blue. If I see a new scene come out of a girl I like I smile. Then I see they are working with one of these guys and that smile gets turned upside down. The director keeps talking after the sex/foreplay starts. When the anal starts I press the stop button. Digital Playground. Some of the worst shot porn in the industry. Why do we need a five minute close up of a woman's stomach? I call it claustrophobia porn. [Link]
jakejd4949 Senior Member 2938 Posts 8/06	Posted - Jul 13 2014 : 6:57AM Just subscribed to letstryanal , and it's got great scenes and so many terrific girl doing their first anal . I would like to strangle the director who has the girls keep on their skirts , t-shirts and bras thru most of the scene . This is also a major complaint in bbw scenes , I know the girls might not used to getting totally naked and hiding themselves a bit , but you need to convince them otherwise , that's what we want to see . [Link]
tintintin Senior Member 1230 Posts 8/07	Posted - Jul 13 2014 : 8:07AM Girls only moaning ohhhh and ahhhh. no conversation whatsoever is sooo boring [Link]
flyingdutchman Member 58 Posts 2/12	Posted - Jul 13 2014 : 8:52AM Number one has to be huys that try to fuck a girl with a half-hard dick and can't keep wood. Just hate it. Number two is a guy that genuinely tries to humiliate the girls, like being really vile. You can tell the difference between an act and real mysoginistic behaviour. Number three is abolsutely stunning women only doing g/g. It's just frustrating :) [Link]
hoochimama Deactivated User 1437 Posts 5/10	Posted - Jul 13 2014 : 9:52AM Hemorrhoids ________________________________________________ Please ID these girls from PlayboyTV's Foursome show [Link]

reggers Member 35 Posts 3/20	Posted - Mar 21 2020 : 11:32AM Prolapse and puke. Disgusting. [Link]
idontwatchporn Member 38 Posts 3/20	Posted - Mar 23 2020 : 10:57AM when they are desperately trying to do something special, like squirting. either it happens or it doesn't, dont force it though [Link]
PornoSmurf Senior Member 1190 Posts 12/13	Posted - Mar 24 2020 : 12:12AM Can't tell you how many times I was hyped for a Mike Adriano scene when I see two super hot girls in tiny outfits... then he takes out a bowl of a glass cup for them to collect spit in. I find spit hot on a girls face or body but seeing it collected like that makes me want to vomit so I can't watch the scene. It becomes literally unwatchable for me. When you have a guy like Markus Dupree constantly stopping the sex to shove his fingers in a girl to make her "squirt". Guys making their feet become a part of the equation. Don't pt your foot on the girls head, none of them like that shit and it makes me have to see your ugly fucking feet, don't put your gross toes in the girls mouth, it actually turns me off the girl so much seeing that. We don't want your fucking feet anywhere near the shot, STOP WITH THE FEET YOU ARE DISGUSTING! When a guy talks too much and tries to make the scene about him. "Look at zissss looooo!!! Ahhhh! Ah! Ahhhhhhh!!!" Dude nobody is watching this scene for you. You are a fucking prop, shut the fuck up. Cuckold scenes. So many potential masterpieces ruined, I can't watch a scene with a weirdo looking all weird and jerking off his soft cock to a cuckold scene. The guys they hire for this always look so fucking weird I just can't. Anything with Markus Dupree or Manuel in it. [Link]
Blitqz Member 43 Posts 8/17	Posted - Mar 24 2020 : 3:33AM a few things guy completions. If I wanted to watch gay porn, I'd watch gay porn. I have zero interesting a guy pulling out for a facial only to take 30secs to a minute jacking himself off. I agree with the female on male rimjob. zero interest in seeing a guys ass Violent porn - it isn't needed in mainstream. Sure for those niche people thats fine, but it's seeping into mainstream in bits and pieces. multi-male scenes. Zero interest in watching 2 or more guys fuck someone, esp how many guys cocks can you fit in one girls ass. Not into prostrate, fisting, or gaping. I luv me some Anna De Ville and I think she's straight up gorgeous, but I'm not into her scenes. Edited by - Blitqz on 3/24/2020 3:36:58 AM [Link]
Swimmer Member 251 Posts 12/19	Posted - Mar 26 2020 : 10:34PM jh30 wrote: tattoos Click to expand Yes!!! [Link]
Tushyboy Deactivated User 56 Posts 12/18	Posted - Mar 31 2020 : 10:38AM Douchebag performers like Markus Dupree. [Link]
PornoSmurf Senior Member 1190 Posts 12/13	Posted - Apr 1 2020 : 2:09AM Tushyboy wrote: Douchebag performers like Markus Dupree. Click to expand Yep, 100%. Him especially. He's the one doing shit like putting his foot on the girls heads and the toe sucking (his gross toes) also the stopping sex every 2 seconds to shove his fingers in the girls pussy to make her "squirt". Worst of all, this guy features in almost all of Angela White's new scenes, making the scenes unwatchable. I challenge anyone to find a scene with this idiot in it where the girl looks like she genuinely got off or was fucked properly, the way Johnny Sins and other competent male talents fuck girls. I can't stand Manuel either but at least he fucks the girls properly. I do not understand why people keep hiring this Dupree idiot, it blows my fucking mind. [Link]
InstantClassic Senior Member What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10	Posted - Apr 1 2020 : 3:02AM PornoSmurf wrote: I do not understand why people keep hiring this Dupree idiot, it blows my fucking mind. Click to expand He is easy money for the girls. [Link]
Shysta self removed ... 26 Posts 4/19	Posted - Apr 18 2020 : 8:06AM Even folks on pornhub comments dislike Markus. [Link]
AngryPirate Senior Member 3210 Posts 8/17	Posted - Apr 18 2020 : 9:01AM Men who are too loud or keep trash talking. [Link]

Soapy Suds Member 628 Posts 9/13	Posted - Apr 18 2020 : 9:04AM One of the most annoying things is when we have a cameraman or cameragirl who CAN'T KEEP STILL. You usually get this on pornstar website clips. Homemade, so to speak. So the camera guy - or girl - is come idiot they know. Not a professional. They're constantly moving the camera around. Zooming in and out. Moving around the room. Constantly. Totally f***s up any scene. A total waste of time, and so annoying. How these people like that get jobs in the industry staggers me. [Link]
cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02	Posted - Apr 19 2020 : 6:23PM Its so nice to see that i´m not alone with my dislikes :) I´ve made my peace with some dudes but then there are those dudes you wish they would do something else instead of killing a good scene with the fav girl(s). Not naming names here but that one guy is on top of my nono list. I can understand a lot of nonos being posted but sometimes it depends on the level of being horny if one can stand watching a nono or not Then again, i cant ever be so horny in order to watch a scene involving Mr. "Top of my list" Cube [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Apr 24 2020 : 12:53AM One thing that comes to mind for me is awful lighting. The examples I would point to would be the lighting employed by BlackedRaw and TushyRaw to shoot their scenes; the way it "whites out" the girls totally ruins the scene for me. Thus, the reason why I have never purchased a membership to either site. [Link]
leatherface Senior Member 1258 Posts 7/07	Posted - Apr 24 2020 : 2:38AM bad camera work. I don't have a problem with the camera moving around the performers, and I actually could like it if it's slow. But I can't stand when the camera guy instead of showing two persons with good angles (that means, showing all their bodies with legs, arms and most importantly faces and their expressions, of both woman and man) just puts the cam in front of their genitalia with a close up for long periods of time so more than seeing persons having sex is like watching a piston moving. Even if in the scene there are my favorite performers, this can totally ruin it for me. And by the way how could it even matters if there are my favorite performers if all I'm seeing is this: Edited by - leatherface on 4/24/2020 2:46:46 AM [Link]
Chinaski Deactivated User 47 Posts 3/20	Posted - Apr 24 2020 : 1:10PM Girls rimming guys Lip injections OTT glamorous long "porno hair" with the big huge curls Blowjobs that are more like handjobs with too much talking Filming and editing where you never see the female body, just a bunch of closeups Too many tattoos Edited by - Chinaski on 4/30/2020 1:43:14 PM [Link]
SpeedBoozer Deactivated User 19 Posts 4/20	Posted - Apr 30 2020 : 3:03AM I HATE handjobs or women who rely too heavily on their hands when giving head...HATE HATE HATE! A mustachiod or at all masculine face giving head...it's not disgust just abject boredom...I do screen Trans and Bi shit if it has hot broads that never happen to appear anywhere else but with their gay boyfriends its a drag to circumvent... Hirsute women do not last long unless they are impressive. When shit is clearly focused on the fools or like fucked up gangbangs where the camera is not fixated on the female victim... [Link]
SpeedBoozer Deactivated User 19 Posts 4/20	Posted - Apr 30 2020 : 3:10AM Oh and leave the male on female pussy eating in the BTS I want to know it happened I do not want to stare closeup into the idiot's nostrils facial skin pores razor burn ears...Fuck that its always like 80% of the screen manface and 20% poonanny...and I don't need to see any dude making out kissing with any one....Ugh! Oh and since I never concentrate on the peckers they can be tiny huge old ugly pretty couldn't care less about the male costars or what they/he is or isn't packing.. [Link]
ownerfckdoll Member 29 Posts 10/18	Posted - Apr 30 2020 : 9:48AM This topic kind of overlaps with the "things you hate in porn" thread, except I would say there's nothing that could "ruin" an otherwise incredible sceen for me. I mean, there's certainly things that can happen that I don't like those few seconds of the scene, but I'm not going to trash an entire 30+ minute incredible scene because there's one 30 second to 2 minute long segment of it that's not my cup of tea. Like for example, as mentioned dozens of times in this thread, I HATE when the guy has to jack off at the end to cum. Espeically when he pulls out, starts jacking off, then they CUT, then show him jacking off and finally cumming. How long did they cut out that he had to jack himself off to be able to cum? Good grief. I would rather have a 5 minute scene where the guy blows his load because he just can't contain fucking such a hot girl, than a 60 minute scene where the guy has to jack himself off for 5 minutes at the end to be able to finish. However, if the entire scene up to that point is incredible, that last 15 seconds at the end isn't going to ruin the whole scene for me. Another off the top of my head is that feet fetish does nothing for me. I get that some are into it, but to me a girl jerking a guy off with her feet doesn't do anything for me.. but that's only going to ruin a scene for me if that's what the entire scene is about. Otherwise I'll just skip thru that 2 minutes of the scene. But the main thing that causes me to not like 95%+ of porn out there is just lack of enthusiasm, eagerness, passion, lust. If those things are in a scene, then even the most bland vanilla scene can be super hot. If they are missing, then even a scene that checks two dozen of my fetish buttons is still left lacking. I want to see a guy and a girl so hot for each other they rip themselves apart (figuratively, not literally of course). So lack of those 4 things is the biggest reason I go "meh" to 95% of scenes out there, regardless of what fetish it may involve, how hot the girl is, etc. I do have to admit that I have pretty high standards for what I consider enthusiasm, eagerness, passion, and lust, because I'll see countless videos titled "Enthusiastic blond gets fucked" or "Eager teen gets lustfully DPd" or whatever, and 99% of the time I end up going "Yea.. no.. that's not enthusiastic, eager, lustful, etc., not even close" Edited by - ownerfckdoll on 4/30/2020 9:54:06 AM [Link]
LezFan Senior Member 1620 Posts 5/18	Posted - Apr 30 2020 : 10:45AM The number one thing for me since I love lesbian genre is having male(s) in the scene while the sex is happening. I think there was a scene with Kendra Spade and Kenna James where it was a dream pairing for me with the exception of it was a cuckhold scene where the guy was sitting in a chair watching with I think his cock out. I didnt watch the scene but I saw like screenshots of it and was so upset about it. Like I might not ever get to see Kendra and Kenna in a g/g together again so the one time they are in technically a lesbian scene it gets ruined because they decided to put a guy there. Now if done right I can be okay with it. DigitalPlayground had a threesome with Desiree, Scarlit, and Demi while Xander was in the same room but the difference was after maybe twice early during the sex they didnt show him again till after the sex. The girls look his way a few times and was talking to him but he couldnt say anything because had something covering his mouth and he couldnt do anything because his hands was tied. I thought the scene was good for a male to be in the room knowingly but I really prefer no males be in the scene while the sex is going on between girls. [Link]
Chinaski Deactivated User 47 Posts 3/20	Posted - May 1 2020 : 1:59PM Girls rimming guys Lip injections. Looks like 2 hot dog weiners on a girl's face Ridiculous looking long glamorous "porno hair" with the huge curls Mostly handjob blowjobs Scenes where it's all closeups and no full body shots Baseball bat dicks that the girl can only suck the tip of Too many tattoos Edited by - Chinaski on 5/1/2020 2:00:18 PM [Link]
crazy8ight Member You Gotta Go There To Come Back 114 Posts 7/11	Posted - Aug 28 2024 : 1:02AM might i add the two latest trends: latest porn stars rolling their eyes in the back of their head with an open mouth and tongue sticking out.. almost giggling.. looks fake as f and mostly on LP.. or on such sites.. girls gettting dp'ed with guys basically bumping stomach to back... (girl is in doggy) [Link]
Miss Munchausen Deactivated User In the Realm of the Senses 323 Posts 6/24	Posted - Aug 28 2024 : 9:46AM Guys losing wood during the scene Old ugly dudes. Any guy over 50 should be barred from performing Girls calling the male talent "daddy" - might be the single most stupidest trope in porn Incessant blowjobs. Anytime a guy spends a quarter of a scene getting head, I lose interest. Blowbangs where the girl doesn't get any pleasure from the guys - basically every Jonny Darko blowbang ever. Mason's blowbangs are the only ones worth watching. Keiran Lee. Had a Brazzers membership once & this guy ruined every single scene he was in. Can't fuck for even 2 minutes straight without changing position & will try to choke every girl. Thankfully no one outside Brazzers will ever hire him. [Link]
tintintin Senior Member 1230 Posts 8/07	Posted - Aug 28 2024 : 11:36AM POV is so boring and gives a limited view [Link]
studrams Deactivated User 409 Posts 7/16	Posted - Aug 28 2024 : 11:26PM Footjobs. I understand different folks for different folks but in Australia walking around bare footed is pretty common and the soles of people's feet can be as hard and tough as all fuck, the thought of a chick rubbing her feet on my dick makes me cringe. [Link]
crazy8ight Member You Gotta Go There To Come Back 114 Posts 7/11	Posted - Aug 29 2024 : 12:35AM hot chicks on LP.. two recent scenes.. not sure what this is about as well: drinking what looks like watered down milk (?) after what looks liike a huge hamburger. and throughout the scene they proceed to splooge it out during deep bjs.. [Link]
KinkyAfro Member 101 Posts 2/21	Posted - Aug 29 2024 : 5:06AM Rosebuds! Anyone in a scene saying, 'daddy' Wall to wall massive boob jobs Any ladies looking like they are having a bad time Edited by - KinkyAfro on 8/29/2024 5:07:57 AM [Link]