I don't know by which criteria the porn dudes get picked today (it used to be sheer stamina, but in the days and age of Viagra that shouldn't be an issue anymore), though I do realize by which yardstick they are being measured. However, do producers not care AT ALL about their consumers - and the unease they may feel when seeing creepy guys doing their favorite stars? ;=) As such, my vote for the creepiest male XXX performer goes to: RAMON, of bangbus.com Really, this guy has nothing beyond his big dick to recommend him. Granted, all the guys involved in bangbus are creepy to begin with - for their rather despicable attitude towards their female "victims" (fake-played or not). Even so, Ramon is in a creep class of his own. Sheepish and misogynist at the same time, with a truly rotten "sense of humor" ... Who's your pick?
It's a tie between John Strong and Talon. Strong because he's such a mechanical robot who goes through the same routine every time and does not help the girl to get off, which is the biggest turn-on in porn. His dick is so hard that it freaks me and his tiny balls are almost non-existent. I'd bet he eats a ton of viagra. He must be in thousands of scenes, ruining most of them. Talon is downright creepy, with his murmured "Yeah...." and "Let me see those pretty eyes" and repetitive hijinks. PornAgain
I come to praise Ramon, not to bury him. In my opinion Ramon is the greatest performer out there! It kind of sucks his own series at Digital Sin (Ramon is Packin' Meat) and Hush Hush (Ramonator) got cancelled only after 2 volumes. The greatest thing about Ramon is the fact that he doesn't have a big ego on screen like most of these male performers and that's why I'm a big Ramon fan!
facialabuse.com, latinabuse.com, etc... Also the guys from meatholes.com, pissmops.com, and electricityplay.com Edited by - unferth on 3/11/2009 1:37:04 PM
You would think the girls would do a little research before appearing on those sites or are they really that desperate for money? Btw, Monkeyman and that Bald guy from asianstreetmeat.com are pretty creepy. Personally I think they are taking advantage of those poor girls.
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Posted - Mar 11 2009 : 1:40PM
PornAgain, I would go with Talon too, Those half whispered yeah's in between breaths is a real turn off. He looks like he should be doing gay porn, I'm sure he would shout a full blown YEAH!!! with Mr 10" behind him.
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Posted - Mar 11 2009 : 9:09PM
The Jake Malone stuff I've seen is intentionally creepy, but it's done to brilliant effect. In terms of actual performers - even though I kinda like him, Marco Banderas has got a big creepy smile on him.
And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09
Posted - Mar 11 2009 : 9:31PM
Oh no doubt! He comes across fine and likable as a person... Don't get me wrong, I just mentioned it that when just taken on its own, his smile (to me) does look a little... I don't know, 'off' somehow. But I got nothing against him, it's just a physical attribute, and he turns in some really good scenes, so yeah... Marco's cool.
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Posted - Mar 11 2009 : 11:28PM
I think they'd take it as a compliment but Dirty Harry is just unpleasant to watch with any girl. He looks like the creepy uncle who you don't let too close to the kids.
Hey, I like Dirty Harry! Yes, he looks like a filthy, disgusting old man but he still gets juicy little hotties like Kelly Skyline to play horsey and ride all night long. Uncle Harry gives hope to losers the world over that anyone can get laid - if you have the cash.
I cannot point out certain males that are the creepiest, but I will say that it is very hard finding movies with men that my wife is really attracted to. Perhaps I'm being picky, but I'd love to, just once, find a movie with at least two men that my wife considers extremely hot.
Lee Bang. I don't know this guys name. He fucked Brandy Taylore & Sara Stone in a B/G/G scene for bigtitpatrol.com also he nailed Riley Mason on Bookworm Bitches.com. Guy looks like a total psycho. Also, Ramon is alright in my book.
Ya know, there are times when I think James Deen looks like a quietly creepy sexual predator. My point is, there are a great number of porn dudes who are inherently creepy.
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Posted - Mar 13 2009 : 1:02PM
The really old guy with the cane in Granpa loves Creampies.
That's Ben English. And yeah, Ramon is okay. Of course, I rarely watch a Bang Bus scene so maybe he does come across as creepy there, but he's perfectly fine in Monsters of Cock and the occasional scene on other Bang Bros sites, and as Ramsey said he's good at keeping his ego in check once the sex starts.
Just saw "Face Fucking, Inc. #5" and the way Johnny Thrust treated Mina Leigh was atrocious. Can't face fucking be done with at least a little bit of respect? I'll never watch a vid with him in it again. Lee Stone's creepy cock creeps me out so his vids are crossed off my list too.
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Posted - Mar 13 2009 : 4:06PM
Oh yes! Total agreement! That unnatural bend and that fucking horrible vein in it. Just looks wrong. As porn is mostly about physicality, I have more trouble with this than if the guy comes off as slightly seedy in nature (it's porn - so there's a lot of inherent seediness attached anyway - not such a big deal to me, as long as it isn't to the point of being genuinely offensive).
Good thread! I feel deep hate for this one, dont know his name: he looks like a 80s metal band douchebag or failed wrestler with stupid long blonde hair. he's got lots of muscles and a stupid bully face which I hate particularly bc it reminds me of some young redneck toss bags from 80s horror movies. it just screams brutality. he ALWAYS wears those thick leather bracelets in every movie! he's done some newer stuff with Rocco Siffredi. Worst thing - beside the bracelets - is the fact that he's always acting like a BIG star but his cock is quite tiny. this is a point I've realized often in porn: guys with smaller cocks act always like assholes. Ramon is funny!
Hey i like Dirty Harry too. Fine he is creepy, but thats the reason why he is in porn. Creepy uncle did almost every hottie available in buisness, u name the chick and he had her. I just luv wathing dirty harry doing young bombs like kelly skyline, missy lou, Ellie fox, Emma heart, brandy bates, kyrra lynn, chrissy taylor , sasha grey, alicia angel and on and on... Thumbs up ol Dirty Harry :-)
Why is this thread allowed to continue? If someone started a thread here and called it "Creepiest Female (mainstream) XXX performer?" wouldn't it be shut down immediately? This thread really serves no other purpose than to insult male performers. I can't help but feel that most of the people commenting here are petty and jealous, so they take out their insecurities by shitting on the guys who actually get to fuck the women they dream about. Pretty pathetic behavior. And the mods that have participated in or have seen this thread should be ashamed of themselves for not putting an end to this sooner. Here is the rule that they should have been enforcing: Please do not talk about pornstars, directors or producers as if they are not here. ... We are lucky to have industry participants, and they are paying attention to your constructive criticism. Insults will get you nowhere and lead to the deactivation of your forum account. All of you here who have insulted a male performer, why don't you post a picture of yourself without a shirt so we can see how you look? Don't you think it'd be fun for some of us to point out how "creepy" you are? Yeah right, I didn't think so...
^ Well, since I'm the only mod to have "participated" in this dumb thread (and that was only to make fun of a comment which seemed ridiculous to me), I guess I'm the one who's supposed to be ashamed. Please forgive me Macko69: I haven't killed this thread for a few reasons: 1. There's actually almost as much defending of the males mentioned as there is criticism of them. 2. None of the criticisms have been especially personal in the sense of attacking them as human beings - many of the comments are worded like "he may be a nice guy, but [insert one physical quality he possesses] seems creepy". 3. This thread has been far less insulting so far than that stupid thread about smiles in "Star Crossed", and that one hasn't been locked, so I figure this one has a ways to go before it hits lockdown territory.
Macko69, your comment is nonsensical because we are not performers. When you perform in any capacity you hold yourself out for criticism. You can't hack people saying bad things about your performance, then get a real job and stay out of any type of entertainment. Granted this is is somewhat meanspirited, but I hate that response of "Why don't you try ____" whenever someone offers criticism of a paid professional. It's not my job. It is, however, theirs. And as a customer I've literally paid for the right to offer my opinion. Not to mention, guys like Dirty Harry fucked Sasha Gray and got a check for for it. I hardly think they either a) care or b) need your protection. That said, Ed Powers and Pierre Woodman win this hands down because unlike everyone else mentioned, they're paying girls to fuck them and then insist on some sort of affirmation of their skills. There's nothing sadder or creepier. Especially when they want to kiss and the girl so obviously doesn't want to---and they don't stop trying. Edited by - DarkPlaces on 3/14/2009 12:33:30 AM Edited by - DarkPlaces on 3/14/2009 12:34:57 AM
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Posted - Mar 14 2009 : 1:01AM
Firstly there is no ill will, malice or jealousy on my part, nor in anything I have read on here - more power to the afore-mentioned guys for making this their paid profession. Secondly, as mentioned, there is a whole thriving porn scene that plays upon the whole creepy aspect - it is deliberate. Lines such as Brandon Iron's 'She is Half My Age', John Leslie's 'The Voyeur' series, pretty much everything by Jake Mallone rejoices in its seediness. It's not a bad thing. This to me, is as valid a topic as any other on a porn forum.
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Posted - Mar 14 2009 : 1:40AM
Sorry no shirt off, but here's a recent picture. Sucked when I started going grey at the temples... Edited by - Dubious_Leftovers on 3/14/2009 1:42:21 AM Edited by - Dubious_Leftovers on 3/14/2009 1:43:47 AM
It's not me you should be apologizing to. I think it's a disservice to this forum to allow a thread like this to exist. We get good industry insights and feedback from the women and men in this industry. It's next to impossible to quell little insults here and there from popping up in most threads, but to have a thread specifically devoted to naming the creepiest men, I think it will not only discourage male performers from participating, but women performers as well. It hurts the tone of this forum to allow anonymous people to insult performers. It's petty and cowardly to call someone "creepy" without them knowing who you are. If this kind of thing continues, pretty soon no performers will want to read what we have to say, and as a result, none of them will participate either. If you have a chance, listen again to the mp3 of Katsumi. She's right.
That's the kind of attitude that's prevalent on other adult forums - the ones where performers hardly participate because they don't like to listen to anonymous people insulting them behind a keyboard. I thought this forum was better than that.Since when were you asked to speak on behalf of all male performers? I'm not trying to protect them, per se. I'm hoping that people here are mature enough to preserve the kind of atmosphere that makes performers, men and women, comfortable enough to come in here and participate. This type of thread hurts that kind of atmosphere and it'd be a shame if we let this continue.
@Macko69: It may be more appropriate at this juncture for you and I to discuss this via email. Otherwise I can see the thread becoming a big "make fun of Macko" thread, and that's not beneficial for anyone here. It's also likely not beneficial for you to reply to whatever it is that the others post in response to you, because your issue is mostly with my decision as a mod. So please click on the envelope icon above my post and email me. Remember to include your email address. To everyone else: let's not turn this thread into "Macko69 vs all the people who like talking about creepy male performers". Allow Macko69 and myself to discuss the matter, and you go on with your thread.
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Posted - Mar 14 2009 : 6:18AM
I didn't think so back in the day. But ever since he started shaving off all his body hair, I agree that he now just looks too weird to look at. I don't know why he started doing that.Such are the double-standards of porn.That depends on whether or not you think "creepy" is necessarily a bad thing. In the context of porn, I don't think it is. Ther are plenty of porn guys who I think look creepy, but that doesn't stop me from watching them. To the contrary, I think their creepiness sometimes makes the scene more appealling; almost like adding to the age-old sexual fantasy image of the young innocent damsel being violated by the older creepy lecher. If porn were filled with guys who were all Wally Cleaver boy-next-door types, I don't think porn would be as fun to watch. In fact, it would probably be more boring than anything (not that porn isn't getting boring already). Plus, maybe it's that these guys are creepy that leads them into porn in the first place, since we all know that society thinks that only "creeps" watch porn. Anyway, I think some of the "creepiest" guys make the best male pornstars. So I don't think it's necessarily an insult. If we were talking about just everyday, regular guys by calling them creeps, then I'd agree that it's probably an insult. But in porn, "creepy" can be a compliment for a guy, meaning that he might actually be good. My List of "Creepy" Male Pornstars & Whether They're Good, Bad, or Somewhere In Between: Max Hardcore- Most of his scenes are too extreme for me to stomach, but he's OK every and then when you're in the mood for something out of the ordinary. I'll watch him depending on the girl he's with. Dirty Harry- I'll also watch depending on who he's performing with. He's done some good scenes, like the one with Patricia Petite covered in desserts. Needs to stop wearing the rug though since we now know it's fake. Michael Stefano- Good performer who's OK to watch sometimes. I liked him better when he was Luciano at Extreme Associates. Ramon from BangBros- That's one ugly mofo, but I watch him because of the hot girls he scores. Sean Michaels- Unlike some of the other guys on this list, nothing about his scenes stands out apart from the ordinary. I tend to avoid watching his scenes. Brian Surewood- I tend avoid his stuff. But I'll make an exception if he's with a really hot girl. Johnny Thrust- He's hard to avoid if watching anything by JMP. I've also been surprised that some of his scenes in Gag Factor are actually good. Tony T.- I won't go out of my way to watch him, but some of his stuff is OK. Steve Holmes- Some of the stuff he does in his scenes (like kissing girls after the BJ) is too much of a turn-off for me, so I skip most of his stuff. Jay Ashley- Became even more creepier after he gained all the weight, and not in a good way. I don't watch him. Ron Jeremy- Bad! Definitely bad type of creepy. I can't watch anything with him in it. Otto Bauer- Some of his scenes are good, some not. It's a toss-up with him.
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