Long time reader, first time poster. I have GOT to get my nomination in for a guy that creeps me out. It's not just his looks, but the way he carries himself on his site: http://www.captainstabbin.com/ The captain over there at Captain Stabbin freaks me out to no end. You can see pictures of him when you scroll down to Giovana, Lesa, and all in random places. They have a lot of other guys in there batting for him, but you can pick him out of the crowd. Look at the girls' faces in the scenes with him, vs the scenes with the other guys.... enough said. Hey, and thanks for a good forum everybody. I've learned a lot from reading it.
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Posted - Mar 19 2009 : 1:48PM
Creepy is often an intentional performance/personae in porn. I don't see any problem with discussing creepy performances. As always personal insults are not welcome.
I'd say the male performer that creeps me out the most is Nacho Vidal. It takes an incredibly brave and/or submissive woman to take him on, and that woman is not me. Everything about him scares me, and not in a good way. I think this is a good place for me to mention a pet peeve. In the few instances in which guys are pictured on the covers of movies, they're always making their "Oh" faces. Most of these pictures are stills that are posed purposely just for the covers. It's not like the photographer just happens to catch the guy when he's overcome with sensation or whatever. He's deliberately putting that "holy shit" expression on his face. As much as I love Manuel, and I do luuuuuuuv Manuel, he's one of the worst offenders. He looks kind of goofy like that. But the guy that actually looks creepy is Marco Banderas. He sticks his tongue way out like a gila monster, and his eyes are all wild and crazy looking. I'm not picking on these guys' physical appearance. This is a deliberate choice made by either them, or the photographers that shoot them. Please, make it stop.
Rod Fontana, Dick Nasty and the thoroughly senile mob at JurassicCock Nursing Home. Rod Fontana in particular. Muthafucka left porn to become an Episcopal priest in 2007 and openly demonised porn in an interview. Next thing we know, he's back fuckin those young girls fit to be his granddaughter on JurassicCock.com, thanks to Viagra!! http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=738
John Strong, Benjamin Bratt and Erik Everhard. I can't stand these guys! They do the same routine in every scene, which includes slapping, mumbling and moaning throughout the act. They fuck like rabbits, like they think faster = better. I see a pretty chick and expect a hot scene with her, then if one of these guys shows up I know it's ruined...bah. They seem to appear in about 90% of the porn on Hustler TV, that's why I cancel my subscription now.
[mod edit: god I hate doing this crap. Look Handyman, I was trying to give you the easy out, so you could say "oh I didn't understand what the thread was about" or whatever, but instead you took the low road. My point was that this thread is NOT about performers you don't like, it's about "creepiness". So post about that. If you just feel like dumping on particular performers, ADT is not the place to do it. Please read the forum etiquette, in particular the third paragraph, before you decide to do so again.] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 3/30/2009 8:11:44 PM
Maybe I'm strange, but depending on my mood I can really enjoy watching a creepy performer (Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone) fuck a hottie. It's the incongruity of it all I think.
^^^ Kyle Stone is creepy? He always seemed to me like one of the most average-looking, mild-mannered guys in porn. Personally I find the narcissistic body-builder types, like fellow "Stones" Lee and Evan, much creepier than someone like Kyle. He was especially good at acting slightly overwhelmed, "in over his head" when working with a very assertive or exceptionally hot girl. I guess creepiness is in the eye of the beholder. Kyle Stone has probably portrayed some creepy characters, but that's because he can act. Some of the other guys mentioned so far, the ones working mostly in all-sex films, seem to have creepiness as their default on-screen persona. You know who I'm talking about.
Especially when they want to kiss and the girl so obviously doesn't want to---and they don't stop trying." Indeed. Please stop trying to kiss the girls. *cringe* That said... Tony T. And John Strong fall into the creepy zone for me. Whats with that bloody "tongue in mouth" thing anyway...?
Without a doubt: Mark Davis, - The fact that he so "main stream" makes him all the more gross for me, because he hard to avoid. I'm sure a lot of people disagree with me, but here is why he is the worst of the worst in my book: 1) His ponch. It may have to do with the camera angels, but it always seems his slightly overweight belly is the most noticeable thing in the scene for the first 2 minuts. 2) Cum swapping. I'm not a big fan of him enjoying his own product. I can't count the number of times I've been watching a vid and suddenly get smacked back down to earth when some girl turns around to share with his eager bald head. 3) Whenever he spits, be it on a body part or in a girls mouth, he practically rolls his tongue around in his mouth and hocks a loogie. 4) The after-cum seizer. We all know it is sensitive, but I don't really enjoy watching him jerk and twitch for 3 minutes at the end of every scene. After all, the girl can't hardly touch it. It is pointless...just watching a little cock dance. Kind of gay. I know these seem like small things, but I just cant help it. Scenes that are normally nasty in a good way become gross in a bad way when he is in them. It seems to be getting worse over time too. It is to the point now where I just turn off any scene he is in regardless of the girl. Shame. Edited by - themadride on 4/1/2009 5:26:02 PM
Who on earth is that white "Guido" guy with weird spiked hair in some Shane Diesel scenes?! I saw him in a newer New Sensations or Digtal Sin movie, too? He looks like a complete douchebag and alwys plays the cuckold BF but at least I think he's just acting very good and he's alright. Slightly offtopic, I know, but his appearance is always a bit creepy... I dunno, I like him bc he's funny. Please help!
Has Dave Hardman (what an oxymoron and moron) been name checked yet? Isn't Brian Surewood in jail for vehicular manslaughter/road rage incident. Big surprise there. Can not stomach scenes with Shorty Mac (seriously is he retarded?) and Wesley Pipes ballsack/cock sandwich routine.
Hands down Dirty Harry both lookswise and his behaviour in scenes. I dont find Dick Nasty creepy compared to him because Dick feels more like sweet old man having the time of his life getting to bang so many fine chicks eventhough he isin't that good looking.
Max Hardcore creeps me out, especially his plot lines and the way he treated his talent. Director Roy Karch looks sort of creepy but seems to be a decent person once you talk to him.
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Posted - Sep 1 2009 : 4:24PM
Jamie Gillis brought a whole different level of creepy to porn with the roles he played. I caught him last night in the Cal Vista Classic, Vista Valley PTA. He fucks his daughter and after she takes a nice sized load to the mouth, she says, "Thank you daddy!" Max Hardcore has nothing on Jamie Gillis.
Buster Good is usually in all that third-rate pornos with all the nearly emaciated girls, so I always think he's gonna crush them to death...You should watch the most recent edition of JM's Most Outrageous Outtakes. It takes him literally an hour to cum. Edited by - burningdownthehouse on 9/5/2009 1:37:48 PM
I already voted for Jamie Gillis, if I recall, but having watched Water Power for the first time a couple of days ago, I would like to restate my choice: Jamie Gillis is magnificently creepy.
Wow, he ditched his hairpiece, he was born in the 50's but he has an in shape body which looks good, maybe we can put a paper bag over his face from this point forward, but that still won't detract from his creepiness.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Sep 6 2009 : 3:08AM
As previously stated, Gillis could be creepy or charming, depending on the role: The Opening of Misty Beethoven is probably one of the warmest performances by a male actor in porn.
Ha - definitely. I used to think Gillis was this sweet guy (I'm talking about screen persona here) because I guess I had only seen a couple of movies (Passions of Carol - what a complete sweetheart!). Then came the onslaught of the Taboos, and everything else. A friend of mine the other day was saying every time he starts warming to Gillis, he sees some disturbing movie of his, and has to go back and watch Misty Beethoven to get his head right.
If he's the guy I'm thinking of, he does kind of give off that vibe but I actually find him comically creepy.
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Posted - Aug 5 2010 : 11:12PM
Yeah, Marcos, that bald guy that appears in a lot of scenes lately and looks like a neo-nazi, Spyder Jonez (or whatever his name is), Mark Davis... pretty much all of them, actually.
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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!" 2145 Posts 5/10
Posted - Aug 5 2010 : 11:33PM
It's hard to argue against some of the creeps like Dirty Harry or any actor with the last name of Stone but I have to throw in Nacho Vidal. He reminds me of Rocco.[Image not found DB]
Rocco Siffredi. Previously I wondered why would such an ugly bastard be on the cover, but his field is rough porn. Different rules apply. If rough porn buyers don't see someone creepy on the cover they might think it's Rainbow Brite.
He may not have weathered too well but Rocco was once at least as handsome as some of the mainstream "heartthrobs" in America. I have heard that he has (Or had) crossover appeal in Italy.
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purgatori Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 6 2010 : 6:47AM
lol what does 'handsome' even mean, though? It's just a different flavor of fugly.
