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| Pinkwater4110 Member 81 Posts 5/07 | The 10 Things That Are Destroying Porn 1) Bad Directors: Bad directors are the number one reason why porn is being destroyed. I don’t know where this originated from but now directors are talking from behind the camera while the couple is having sex. THIS SHIT MUST STOP, NOW!!! I am outraged by this nonsense, what makes these directors think they can talk while people are fucking on camera? And it’s not direction that they’re giving, they’re just talking, asking dumb ass questions, making stupid remarks while the female is trying to enjoy the sex. The worst example of this is some so called director named Jimmy, he shoots scenes for a porn sites called “College Teens Book Bang, Casting Couch Teens, and Xxx Proposal.” Other directors that participate in this destructive trend are Chris(Euro) from Allinternal.com, this guy actually spits, hits, feels, slaps, and “tries” to give guys fucking tips--from behind the camera! Others, Juan Manuel and Mark Wood’s wife, Francesca Le. Some not only talk and ask questions, they also grab, grope and touch the women while they’re having sex; this has to cease. If you’re are behind the camera keep your comments to yourself and out of what’s happening in front of the camera, no one wants to hear a director talking and asking questions while people are having sex, this crap is sickening. These people should be kicked out of the industry and never be allowed to receive a porno paycheck, they’re butchering porn to the point where it’s almost unwatchable. Talking, touching, commenting, inquiring from behind the lens should be outlawed and if broken should be a felony punishable by fines and blacklisted. NEVER, not in a million years, should this stuff be allowed in porn, these people should be booted off the porno set, I’m sick of this shit! THEY ARE DESTROYING PORN! 2) Talking (Dick)Heads: Male talent with a limited vocabulary is destroying porn. There was a time when men took pride in not babeling on like schoolgirls, not anymore. Men are talking more than females in the porn industry, this is so unappealing. If you’re a guy please shut the fuck up and FUCK! Getting hard and fucking is all you’re required to do, not to ramble on some repetitive, irritating monologue. Don’t make an attempt to give out instructions to the female, all you’re doing is ruining the scene. Guys like John Strong, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, Talon, and some guy from Allinternal.com that wears shades while he’s having sex, just to name a few, are crippling porno action because they won’t shut the fuck up! “Suck the fucking dick-suck the fucking dick, no fucking hands baby-no fucking hands; that’s John Strong destroying every scene he’s in. Or maybe Manuel Ferrara’s “Oh yea like this, like this baby, just like this.” Or Talon saying “Oh yea, oh yea, taste the fucking cock” over-and-over throughout scenes is just unwanted, unwelcome and unnecessary, stop this crap! But the guy from Allinternal.com is the worst, every five minutes he says to the girl “It’s good, or do you like my face?” This needy motherfucker gets me so mad with his remarks. Stop paying these guys money to destroy porno, somebody shut these guys the fuck up. 3)Men Moaning Louder Than The Women Do: Men that moan more than women while having sex are destroying porn. Everyone moans when having sex, both men and women, but traditionally women have always and will always be better at this. Only within recent years have men felt the need to try to compete with women in this area, but some men are taking this way too far. The prime example in porn is Mark Wood, this guy moans louder and more often than any woman working in the business, so much so, it has become annoying. I’m sitting down trying to watch a porno and this fuck-face won’t shut his fucking mouth, this crap is terrible and must be stopped. He completely destroys scenes because he moans so loud and so often that I can barely hear the female moaning; what is with this asshole? He is completely selfish and inconsiderate with his fucking antics; I know pussy feels phenomenal but act like a “FUCKING MAN!” You’re not the one being penetrated with an oversized cock, so there should be no reason for you to moan so fucking loud. Listening to men moaning louder than the women sets off a rage in me and should do the same to you,; when a man is carrying on with moans of “Oh-oh-ahh-yea-oh-ahh-yea-oh-oh-Wow” at the top of his lungs is fucking annoying. Here’s a public service announcement, STOP THIS BULLSHIT! You motherfuckers are destroying porn. 4) Group Sex: Two, three, four, five plus guys matched up on one female is completely destroying porn. How is this a turn on, I don’t know? Watching a gang of guys team up against a single female is not erotic at all, who buys this junk? Why anyone would want to see a female trying to pleasure five guys is beyond me; you can’t hear the female moan, more than likely she is not receiving any pleasure from this, and the only reason she is doing this is for the bonus money. If it takes five guys to work over one female, then the porn industry is in desperate need of some better male talent--which it is by the way. 5) Too Much Anal: Too much anal sex is destroying porn. I don’t know who started this trend or who finds this crap appealing, but anal-only scenes are terrible. I love a good anal scene, but not at the expense of overlooking the vagina. In order to have a good anal scene, you have to work over the vagina--FIRST! A quick couple of stokes then heading straight for anal play will not work; one position of vaginal sex is not enough. Too much anal and not enough vaginal sex does not get it done, and so many retards out there that watch porn are so fixated on anal sex that it is overtaking the greatest form of penetration, vaginal. Nothing is better than vagina, not anal, not oral, nothing--so how did arrive here, taking the vagina for granted? Too much anal sex is destroying porn--long live the vagina. 6) Men That Cannot Fuck: Grown men with oversized cocks that cannot fuck are destroying porn. The number one consumer of porn is men, why do men purchase porn? Because they want to see the women, but the importance of solid male talent cannot be overlooked. Most porn scenes that fail are usually because the sex is not that good and the reason why the sex is not good is that the male talent doesn’t deliver. They either cannot get hard, can’t stay hard, can’t keep from busting a nut, or just flat out can’t fuck. It doesn’t matter how big you dick is, if you cannot stroke the pussy, you are useless; not only to a woman but also to a person that buys porn expecting to see quality sex. So how do men that cannot fuck compensate for their lack of ability? By roughhousing their female talent; slapping them continuously on their face or ass and in the worst case their breast. Trying to fishhook their mouth, squeezing their face out of proportion, spitting on them, calling them all kinds of bitches and sluts; just down right bulling them because they suck in the sack. And no one has made a profitable career out of this more so than Brandon Iron, he specializes in abusing women because he cannot fuck, never could. If you cannot perform, you should not receive a paycheck. 7) Women Faking The Fuck: Women that completely over-do-it while having sex on camera are destroying porn. There are few things more irritating than watching/listening to a woman that will not shut her fucking mouth and enjoy the sex. Watching a female have sex that is genuinely enjoying herself is a major turn-on, but this works the opposite way when she is performing only for the camera. It’s women like Nikki Coxxx, Tory Lane, and the worst one of them all Courtney Simpson that destroy every scene they’re in because their mouths move more than their hormones. In addition, it’s not just the talking it’s what they say, example: constant curse words like fuck, fuck, oh fuck, followed by another fuck. Or I’m a nasty fucking slutty bitch, or do you like fucking my slutty cunt-hole; this crap is a major turn off. I want to see a woman like Nikki Dial having sex, women that are genuinely enjoying themselves while on camera, not someone playing it up for the camera. The most arousing thing to witness in porn is to watch a female getting fucked real good when she didn’t expect it, watch how genuinely she performs, how authentic her moans are, how turned on she is. If you try to convince everyone you’re a slut by unnecessary talking, hot-dogging it, or constantly talking while looking into the camera, you’re not turning me on you’re turning me off. Ladies, we know you’re just here for the paycheck and most of the male talent in porn are jerks to the tenth power, but don’t match their efforts by being just as repulsive--pretty please. 8) Spitting: This vile, filthy, low form of sexual affection is destroying porn. Have you ever been watching a porno and out of nowhere some retarded ape, for no reason at all Hulk-spits on the vagina? What the hell is with this and who invented it? Furthermore, how do we eliminate this slop from porn? I’m not talking about a simple spit to help with lubrication, I’m referring to the atomic Hulk-spit that tobacco smokers leave on the sidewalks of city streets, this shit is disgusting. It comes mostly from the men in porn, they Hulk-spit on vaginas, in assholes, on breast, on the face and in the mouth of women, this filth has no place in porn, get rid of it. Kick these guys off the set and stop letting them work in the business. Even some women have incorporated this into their performances, why a woman is Hulk-spitting all over herself while having sex is disturbing--STOP IT! 9) Bad Camera Angles And Editing: Horrible camera work and terrible editing is destroying porn. When I watch porn I look forward to seeing the female’s face more than any other body part, so why is there so much concentration giving to the penetration shot? This is just irresponsible on the director’s behalf, I don’t get turned on watching a dick slide in-and-out of a pussy. I want to see the girls face and body, not some guys balls and asshole in the middle of my computer/television screen. Another thing about this penetration shot junk is, I can hear the female moaning but I cannot see her face, this does not work, I need to see the female’s face. Also, a lot of sexual heat and energy is being stripped out porn scenes because of terrible editing, some of these so called producers/directors have no clue about making a quality porno flick because they have terrible editing skills. Stop butchering good sex with mediocre post production. 10) Cheesy Porn Site: It seem as though every “Willy-with-a-villy (video camera) has their own website, and charges $24.95-$29.95 for a one month subscription, problem is these clowns can’t fuck, can’t shoot a video, therefore, what they want us to pay for is no better than the junk I can find in the stores or buy shopping on line. There are some decent sites out there, but a lot of them are clueless & brutish, they participate in the same antics previously mention on this list. The spitting and mauling the females like a punching bag, I love good-hard sex believe me, but this stuff is not good-hard sex, it’s crappy sex that does not arouse. Also, most of these porn sites have gimmicks, the worst I’ve seen is something called Sleep-Creep, where a guy has sex with a girl “while” she pretends to be asleep. First of all, who would watch this junk let alone pay for it? Second, if you pay money to watch this crap, then someone is selling a ketchup pop cycle to a person dressed in all white, guess which one you are…lol. Edited by - Pinkwater4110 on Jul 3 2009 [Link] |
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| Kimi Lixx Senior Member 2012 Posts 6/01 | I think what destroys porn is the relative absence, amid such a plethora of titles and websites, of things I DO like. My porn viewing, which has always been limited (I'm just not a big consumer - I don't have the time, privacy, or motivation.), has become incredibly narrow due to blocking out what turns me off, rather than being able to seek what turns me on. |
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| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | ------------------------- I'll add one of my favorite pet peeves. The wide angle lens. I'm so sick of watching porn where everything in the scene is bulging out at me because they refuse to take the wide angle lens off the camera and shoot with a normal lens that keeps people's bodies more or less normal looking. Who told them this looks good? I don't care if the wide lens makes her ass look bigger (This is the excuse I've heard a couple of times). If she has a big ass, you don't need to make it look bigger anyway. It'll look fine with a normal lens. It'll look BETTER and more in proportion with a normal lens. If she has a smaller ass, a wide lens might make it look bigger but it will also make it look WEIRD and unnatural. Do they watch this stuff? Can't they see how wrong it looks? I guess not. You'd think someone involved in production would have to take one of these DVDs and sit down and actually try watch it once in a while. If you're out there, can you honestly say that naked women shot with wide angle lenses look normal or natural or even good? They look bulbous. That's not a synonym for sexy. Edited by - randomprecision on 6/27/2009 2:47:30 PM Edited by - randomprecision on 6/27/2009 5:41:15 PM |
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| Gman992 Member Cleveland, Ohio 8 Posts 12/06 | Here's what I think: 1) Married women porn stars who will only do their husbands...We watch porn to get away from married people and our spouses.(And to imagine a wide variety of guys giving it to you) 2) Women gagging and choking. There was a time in porn when actresses knew how to suck a cock. I can see vommit porn just around the corner. 3) Pissing and scat--don't even get me started. 4) Parody porn. Again, after I watched "Edward Penishands" I haven't watched another parody since. Besides isn't parody just the result of an un-imaginary mind? 5) Shaved pussy. I'm sorry, I love seeing public hair--especially when she is a natural blond. 6) Lack of plot of sub-text. Even the 5min blue-movies had some sort of set-ups. 7) Un-real expectations. Women who are so made up that they can't spend a lot of time in the sun or they'll melt. What happened to the sexy, horny natural girls and women of the late 70/early 1980s? Granted some of them were plain, but they made up for it with their sexual energy. 8) Women who glance at the camera when they are not doing POV-it's just like Jane Fonda in Klute when she looks at her watch. You can just tell the girl is thinking how much more do I have to take before I'm paid. 9) Guy's who end up jerking off on some girl's face...what's the matter can't she do it for you. You watch five minutes of girl sucking a guy off, and then he spends another five minutes getting himself off. Remember when the guy would pull out at the right moment and cum onto her without the excessive stroking? 10)Too many facials. There's a whole entire woman's body there. Again, these are just my opinion. Of course, the guy should've started off the topic by asking, "if you were a director, what would you do to make your movie better than the 20 million movies out there?" BTW: I just saw the Family Guy where Brian goes off to Hollywood and directs his first porn movie: Jenna Jameson: Do I have to do the dog? Brian: I can't do this. This goes against all of my ethics. (Jenna takes her robe off) Without seeing a script first. (Reads the script) You know, this isn't that bad. Joan Rivers: Brian, how does it feel to be nominated for a Woody for five of the seven films that you directed yesterday? Chris: I wonder if Samual L. Jackson's in it. He's in everything. Producer to Meg: Well, one of the jacuzzi girls didn't show up today. How long can you hold your breath underwater? Ron Jeremy: And the last nominee for the best score in an adult movie--John Williams (Jurassic Park music in the background) |
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| Cerebral Jedi Senior Member I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04 | As for directors talking during a scene. You pretty much have to be watching gonzo porn then right? Well isn't that sort of expected? For the director and performers to be aware of each other(the camera). I'd be more pissed if it was a different type of movie and I heard the director talking, say if it was a feature(If I watched features, which I don't). Now if the director is yapping too much, then yeah I can agree with that. But a lil talking or getting a lil feel or actual sex here and there is ok to me. I'm too mentally lazy at the moment to comment on the others right now. |
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| cand86 Member 164 Posts 8/08 | But then I realized it was just a list of one person's porn likes and dislikes. |
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| dansmith75 Member 40 Posts 4/09 | I would not say, however, that these things are destroying porn, because if they were then business would be down. |
| UnkwnUsr2 Member 443 Posts 2/05 | I am pretty certain that there is niche porn for men who can't perform as well (sexual dysfunction fetish). |
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| EricW Member 34 Posts 6/09 | A long time ago my young wife and I went to see Deep Throat, she liked it except for the cum shots. I agreed completely. Forty years later I still can’t figure out what is a turn on about a cum shot. Spitting, uck uck uck. You don’t need a prescription to buy lube, if you can’t do it naturally. I realize that only applies to pussies, but a nice tender finger application of lube to a butt hole is so much nicer than a big honker landing somewhere in the area. Gagging and choking, what’s the point? I want her to enjoy herself. Close ups, especially when it’s all spread open. I’m not a proctologist. Too much moaning. Can we keep it real please. Fake boobs, from Missy Stone to Sara Stone, real stuff rules. As somebody said, too much Wham Bam Bye Bitch. It would be nice to see somebody caress a boob now and then instead of grab it like he (or she) is trying to rip it off. Those things are to fondle and kiss, not mangle. In the two or so weeks that I have been getting into this I find my self being drawn towards scenes where the girl gets herself off or it’s all girl. I’m not suggesting that all the things I mentioned be done away with, if somebody likes it that’s fine, I just wish it wasn’t so prevalent. |
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| BadKarma Member 110 Posts 11/00 | their porn masterpiece competently then I'm not buying. I'm not talking about content. Everyone has their own tastes. I talking about lighting, composition, focus. Some of the assholes shooting porn can't even keep the scene in focus. Jeez, learn to move the camera and keep the focus. Read the manual that came with the video camera you bought at Wal-mart with your mom's credit card. |
| deputyduffy Member 396 Posts 8/08 | I thought about making a post like this too, when I first signed up but the more I surfed here, the more I figured it wasn't worth it. Just for the simple fact that we are not supposed to complain here, or at least it doesn't go over to well here. We are supposed to pat backs and worship. It's just not always easy. Epically as a straight guy. We are here in porno land for the ladies. And it seems like the trend is swinging to the male talent. More and more male talent. Remember when there used to be only like 5 male stars. Now we get 12 guys jacking off on one girl. (laughs -- Hope the money was worth it.) But whatever, I'm one of those whatever floats your boat kind of guys. It only bothers me when their boat is bigger then mine. lol My final point would be, while it is fun to hear other peoples opinions or views, which is why I come here. I really don't think all the rants in the world are going to change anything. Those in power will continue to make the scenes they want to serve their bent. That's just they way it is. But this whole destroying porn thing should have been followed FOR ME. Because porn is one of those things that will never go away. As long as there are men and women and money and drugs = porn! Well, that's my 2 cents -- which is more then I've spent on US porn in 2009 that's for sure. |
| pornlaw Member 578 Posts 10/05 | Now its a business like any other and just as difficult to make money. As for the topic, this is an industry in transition and many of your favorite companies and directors will be long gone in 1-2 years. Porn is killing porn. Michael www.AdultBizLaw.com www.2257Safe.com |
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| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | On the other hand, I have to disagree about pubic hair. I think women do look better with either well trimmed bushes or shaved pussies the same way they look better with shaved legs. Maybe it's wrong but I associate a lot of hair with androgyny and while I do kind of find androgynous women attractive, the hair thing still isn't for me. |
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| deeluve22 Member 202 Posts 5/09 | Like 4 & 5, 7 & 8 also sound more like opinions. But I agree with you on those two points. The rest do sound like general downfalls that most porn fans would probably agree upon. |
| Joel Member 331 Posts 5/05 |
4) Group Sex 5) Too Much Anal Ok 4 & 5 - it's about personal preference. There are thousands or porn films produced every year. If you don't like those type of movies don't buy them. Some directors do almost just anal - but many (and the majority) do anal scenes with pleny of pussy too. Buy movies of directors you think have a good balance. As John Stagliano once said "Pussies are bullshit". Many porn fans feel the same. 8) I think the spitting is more about lubrication when on the pussy or ass. Sometimes, particularly men, spit in the womans mouth. How romantic. What's wrong with a kiss? How many people here have honestly spat into their girlfriends mouth? 11) Porn that looks the same. Far too many porn films looks the same, directors who do the same boring shit as countless other directors. Edited by - joel on 6/29/2009 4:16:22 AM |
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Women drooling on cock during a BJ isn't the same thing as men spitting a big nasty wad every 10 seconds. |
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