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Posted - Feb 1 2008 : 10:28AM
I'm back with what hopefully will be another full year of quickies. It's unoriginal but I'll call it the HeyNow Quickie Review Thread for 2008™
Way back when I started this I thought I'd keep myself an online record of what I enjoyed and hey, now, I do find myself coming back to my old threads to check what I liked, to get ideas for new rentals and to help out with scene suggestions when someone here happens to ask for something specific I figure I might be able to find one in my quickies. And if a reader finds a few recommendations along the way - that's great too.
Oh yea, of course I'm oblivious to so much and it's probably good to mention that I write, at best, at a 7th grade level. Run on sentences (I had a terrible one up there), limited vocabulary, and on. I know this. The spelling I will normally get right, but the grammar and usage of punctuation? That will be off. Plus, sometimes, all I can say is WOW. Yep, that sure is descriptive.
Thanks to Drew and Steph for putting up with this. And if anyone is wondering, you can find the past years here: 2004-2005, 2006 and 2007. From all that - probably close to 1000 quickie rankings - I'd think regular readers (if any) would "get me".
This is me in a nutshell: I love seeing anal. Yep. But my favorite movies don't have to have it. I've given very positive rankings to vaginal only movies. But I want to see clean flawless girls with good picture and lighting and all that. I'm not a big butt or big tit worshiper. And I typically don't go for gangbangs and orgy scenes. Sometimes they can be okay, but usually there is just too much skin. And I definitely stick with current releases - and from the last few years. It's rare that I look back at something released in the 90's.
What kind of girls do I like? The young sweet innocent newbie-types with bodies like Addison Rose, Courtney Simpson and Isabella Pacino would top my list - of course those girls are long gone so the search continues. But then I really don't follow specific girls anyhow I just like seeing the sex. I have a rough time remember names - even of girls that have been in the business for a couple of years.
As far as some specific movies, I'd toss these out as my favorites of the last year: Spring Chickens 19 from Diabolic, Suck it Dry 4 from Evil Angel, Gaped Crusaders 1 and 2 from Hustler, Twisted Vision 5 from Red Light District, 1 on 1 from Diabolic and 3 Blowin' Me from Digital Sin.
What about this year? More DVDs I would expect - but I'd imagine I'll be doing quickies off of internet scenes sometime too. Maybe not THIS year but it gotta be out there.
Enough intro, here to kick off the quickies:
The Good, The Bad and The Slutty 3 from Platinum X A-
Nautica Thorn (looking really hot in a sexy red dress) starts things off with a great scene - all vaginal - but still real sexy bent over on the couch. Faye with those tattoos on her legs was a real turnoff - she's sexy and is the only anal of the movie but those tats. No way. Britney Stevens, Paige Taylor and Renae Cruz led by Sindee Jennings wrap the movie up as the slutty part with a bunch of guys for some group sex.
Sex Survivors 2 from Private B+
It's a sexual version of the CBS Survivor show. I think the very first Sex Survivor came out 5 or 6 years ago and was also the first in the Private Tropical series which now getting close to 40 titles. This one has a different director than all those tropical flicks - but it's got a few good outdoor scenes, in the sand, in the water and on the beach. Just like you want. They go inside for a couple too, and also try to pull off the CBS Survivor stunts along the way. It did seem a little heavy with that junk.
Naughty College School Girls 45 from Digital Sin B
The girls didn't really connect with me in this one - unlike the last few. But we do get Jenny Henrix in an anal scene - that would be my favorite from the movie.
New Releases 6 from Third Degree A
I really liked this one - some hot newbies nicely captured by Danny Case. It's all vaginal (and one on one mostly) but I didn't mind. A little tease and then into the various positions. Great scenes from Crissy Moon, Kristina Rose and Lexi Belle! Cara Dee does go up against two guys. I think she might have a good second career as a bookkeeper/accountant. She has that look. I highly recommend this movie.
E for Eva from Evil Angel A+
Have you ever seen David Cronenberg's The Fly? Just kidding! This hotly anticipated (by me anyways) new movie is devoted entirely to Eva Angelina - obviously a must for her fans. Just see it. Simple as that. If you have an inkling that you like girls, that you like to see sex on video, that you like girls giving up ass after 200+ scenes, just fuckin' see it! We get straight vag, blowbang, cum-soaked boobies, IR, anal with just one guy, a solo, facials, DP (with anal!), girls on girl and a suh-weet gangbang (and it's done well) and damn it, Doc, did I mention the anal?!?
Throat Gaggers 13 from Red Light District B+
The girls get sloppy with saliva and they get cock shoved in - it should satisfy fans - but I'm not a great judge. I'd liked it. 10 scenes - most of the girls are cute - mostly one on one.
Tinker with My Stinker 2 from Red Light District B+
The typical good anal movie from these guys. Aarielle Alexis, Aline, Annette Schwarz and others.
Hot Sauce 5 from Diabolic A-
As soon as I saw this backcover I knew I had to see it - use the "View larger image" at the link to see the back. Chrissy Moon certainly does not disappoint here with her anal scene. And I got to see Khristina Rose from New Releases 6 again - this time teamed up with a girl for some 2-girl-on-1-guy action. If you like little Tia Sweets, she is in this one too.
Cum Fart Cocktails 2 from Red Light District A-
You know the drill here - I've avoided them because of the creampie aspect. I admit it - I'm conditioned to only know that the scene is over when the cumshot facial hits. But the anal sex is so good here there really is no need to avoid it. Some of the normal names are in it like Tiana Lynn, Kat and Leah Luv but the scene with Hillary Scott and Veronica Jett was really most excellent, uh, dude. They start out playing a game of pool and it all ends up on a couch with a cock going in their asses. A must for anal fans.
Barely Legal 78 from Hustler A-
My favorites were Jessica Valentino and Tia Thomas. Jessica has a typical Barely Legal scene - wearing the short shirt with white panties underneath. Hot young one - she's gotta be all of 95 pounds soaking wet. Tia Thomas walks in on the guy in the shower - the water soaks her nightie right through revealing her boobs. She moves down for a long blowjob in the shower - though the fucking happens out of the soaking stream of the shower.
Edited by - heynow on Mar 7 2008
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Posted - Feb 7 2008 : 3:31AM
Time for a late night - maybe early morning - quickie session? It's just the midnight hour for me so it isn't crazy late. Have I mentioned that many times the quickie thread does end up being a "HeyNow Recommends" thread - just the way it goes.
I'd say Double Play 5, Smokin' Hot 2 and Sweet Cream Pies 4 are the highlights from this batch. So, with the month like it is, let's call this another batch of quickies maybe for Valentine's Day. Or just get candy and roses. Whichever.
Whack Jobs 2 from Zero Tolerance A-
It's a grade of A- as far as a handjob movie goes. A little tease intro and then a crawl over to the cock to give it a mostly POV handjob. Good stuff - usually they use lube to grease the pole up. A mix of girls and looks for a total of 12.
Smokin' Hot 2 from Platinum X A
Bobbi Starr gets some DP action - some real fine gashole anal here. And McKenzee Miles is always fun to watch. Bunches of other girls too, but those two were the highlights for me - in fact it's definitely worth a look just for Bobbi.
Young Stand-Up Titties 3 from Lethal Hardcore B+
Kind of hit and miss, but during the tease they get the titties oiled up just a little so you get some sheen off of them - they aren't totally greased up. The whole thing start with a great looking Lexi Belle, she strips and teases - oh when she bends over most guys will probably lose it. Fine fine fine! The movie also has Tori Black and a few others - but recommended for Lexi.
Sweet Cream Pies 4 from Third Degree A+
Starts off with Brianna Love - but pussy only. Crissy Moon is the one that gets hinder fucked - spoon and reverse cowgirl. Oh, yes! Her scene combined with Denice K (anal!) with Steve Holmes pushes this one up to my highest grade. Steve stays dressed for half the scene while getting his work done. Yep, he pumps her ass, reverse cowgirl. Highly recommended.
Co-ed Cum Eaters from Hustler A-
I think this is about first one from David Luger with Hustler. I like the scenes with Lexi Belle and McKenzee Miles. Pretty much all one on one if I remember correctly - they aren't drinking the cum of many guys like a NCDA flick as the title might suggest.
No Cum Dodging Allowed 8 from Jules Jordan Video A- (for disc 2)
How about that segue? Just disc 2 for me on this one - but you get to see the cumshots from disc 1 in the recap so that was enough for me. This one has Rebeca Linares taking on 3 guys for sex and then a bunch of others for cumshots - then Lena Star has about 3 scenes - she goes from room to room seeking sex or cum. Or both I guess. Good movie!
Teens O Poppin 2 from Acid Rain D
Are you fucking goddamn kidding me? This is apparently a new release - if I'm wrong let me know. It plays out like a crappy VHS to DVD transfer from 1997 even to the point that there is a severe "VCR tracking" problem and loss of picture a couple of times during one scene like when your old VCR would "eat" a tape. As far as I know it was filmed in 2007 - get new camera, it looks shabby as hell. But I guess retro video fans might like it.
Fresh Newcummers 2 from Elegant Angel B
Worth a look to check out Courtney James, Leigh Livingston, Tori Black (!) and Tristan Kingsley. The video didn't seem quite right - a little too much brightness that was hard to tone down with adjustments. Maybe it was just me.
Ass 2 Mouth 3 from Platinum X B+
I'm not sure how I missed out on this one before (especially since I liked others in the series) but I finally wound up with it after reading about girlie Mary Anne in a Girls Who Quit the Biz Too Soon thread - yea she's hot. Sandra Romain gets teamed up with her and some guy. Lots of anal all around - sometimes a little too much if that is possible. Also with Brooke Haven, Janet Alfano (which I liked) and others.
Double Play 5 from Digital Sin A-
This is a fairly solid flick released last summer - though all vaginal - with 2 girls fooling around with a guy in each scene. Ashley Jensen teams up with Holly West, Lindsay Meadows with Ashlynn Brooke and my favorite (she's so cute) Lexi Belle gets it on with McKenzee Miles.
I think I might be getting a hard-on for Lexi.
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Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 1:47AM
You might be able to get that sweetie a box o' candy, vase of roses (go classic red) and a loving gift of porn yet. Maybe go with Fuck My Tits 3 that way your lady gets to see a-lotta cock and you get to see boobies.
Or just bitterly masturbate.
But always plenty of movies to see! The opinion has been splashed about here on ADT that 75% to 95% of DVDs released are crap. That seems damn high. But for all I know it might be true as I end up sticking to a mix of tried and true 7 or 8 different studios and do much better than that percentage. Yet the bombs I see usually don't make this list. And I DO check it twice!
And get a load of these two girls from a Vivid flick - see quickie below.
reina_face.jpgAnna Nihilist and Reina Terror
And so, one more time:
Ashlynn Goes to College from Digital Sin B+
Damn good picture quality - they have some storyline going. The first scene kicks off with Melanie Scott in a RV home, then girl-girl action outside, then Ashlynn Brooke outside (in a day scene that turns to night), then Alexis Love in the classroom (with, whaaat?, Steven St. Croix - haven't seen much of him since my Wicked/Vivid/VCA watching days) and on to wind up with Ashlynn Brooke in the back of a limo and a BJ scene with Lexi Belle. Each one didn't rev me up, but there is enough good stuff here to recommend, especially as a couples flick.
Naughty Amateurs 4 from Combat Zone B
It was okay - but it always seems that these don't live up to either the cover (all the pictured scenes ARE there though) or other newbie lines.
Teen Tryouts: Audition 55 from Devil's Film A-
I liked this one much better than I thought I would. Some fun clothes and setups here: in the first scene the girl is wearing boxing gloves for a little play fighting before she starts in on sucking cock - another scene a girl comes out wearing cute blue shorts. Just when you think - man, there should be some anal - the last girl gives up her ass and it looks great!
Fresh Outta High School 7 from Digital Sin B+
This one didn't kick me in the groin like they sometimes do - but a nice collection of girls.
Brand New Faces 2 from Vivid B+
Wha? Vivid? Well, these are the fresh newbie faces, not the old Vivid plastic chicks. Alana Leigh has a familiar look but the standouts here are Anna Nihilist and Reina Terror (get it?) in their [ invalid url ] together with a guy. Both seem to be true first timers and this is their single DVD so far - I have no idea about scenes on the internets.
Fuck My Tits 3 from Elegant Angel B+
8 scenes - you should find some you like. It's just tit fucking with a little sucking and some tit rubbing. I liked it. Especially Carmella Bing and her gargantuan bazongas.
Sindee Jennings is Supersquirt from Elegant Angel A
Oh yea, an easy A. She's in all 5 scenes, all 2 girls against 1 guy. Plenty of squirty action, some anal in two scenes - but not by Sindee.
Barely Legal 76 from Hustler B-
Probably not much reason to see this one unless you really have to see each from this long running series - Trisha Rey and Ashley Jensen were my favorites.
Performers of the Year from Elegant Angel A+
This is like the damn dream ticket. No rerun compilation here, it's all new scenes and lots o'anal from Brianna Love, Eva Angelina, Jada Fire, Rebeca Linares, Jena Haze and little Ms. Sasha Grey. All good stuff, for Sasha, it's straight to the A when the fucking starts. The guy takes a nice long time to loosen her poophole up. Alexis Texas also has a regular old vaginal scene. I only saw disc 1 which is the main feature and has all 7 new scenes with a second disc for extras including (I guess) some favorite scenes from Elegant girls.
Just Turned 18 5 from Lethal Hardcore A
A hot one with standout scenes from Stephanie Cane (walks in sucking a lollypop), hottie body Italia Christie (some anal) and the flexible Madison Scott. Wow, Madison, must be a gymnast, she leans way back to get her pussy fucked - one foot on the floor, one high in the air and leaned back with her hands holding herself up on the floor. Alert to the flexi-fuck-fans!
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Posted - Feb 18 2008 : 3:55AM
As a tribute to all presidents on this day, it's a quickie review quickie. Just a few plus I'll start a rather late countdown to my favorites of 2007.
Ashlynn and Friends 2 from Digital Sin B+
Some good one-on-one sex scenes with Audrey Bitoni, Jenny Hendrix (scene starts in the shower with some good shower tease) and Lexi Belle (with a pocket rocket toy!)
Milk Nymphos 2 from Evil Angel A
Cream and cookies spraying away. Wow, just wow. It's not for everyone or not all of it anyhow but some good stuff along the way. Milk is sprayed out in streams, whipping cream is grunted out in fart blasts and asses get fucked - cock and girl-girl dildo action. Things really get fun on Disc 2 with Jenny Hendrix and Chelsie Rae.
Stuffin' Young Muffins 8 from Digital Sin A
A fun flick with some fine young ladies. Ellie Idol and Jenny Hendrix give us some shower tease - Lexi Belle (I'm a big fan!) has a great scene as does Ruby Knox. She just seems happy to be there - gives some nice smiles to the guy. A big recommendation for fans of "barely legal" gals.
Flower's Squirt Shower 5 from Elegant Angel B+
All the normal squirting action you'd expect. Flower teams up in scenes with Brianna Love, Chelsie Rae and Sindee Jennings. It's fun - but not unlike everything we've seen lots before. One big highlight was a four (count 'em, four!) girl scene with Angela Stone, Flower Tucci and Britney Stevens all squirting "load after load" onto poor little Sasha Grey. Very hot!
And those favorites of 2007, counting down from 10. Yeah, these are rehashed quickies.
10. POV Pervert 9 from Jules Jordan Video
Excellent all the way around. This is a 2-disc monster too! Mike John is one lucky man. Disc 1 with Rebeca Linares (anal of course) was tasty plus Paulina James. Disc 2 really gets hot and heavy (and anal too) with newbie Audrey Elson, Bobbi Starr and a very tanned Amy Reid.
9. Swallow My Squirt 5 from Elegant Angel
This is the best squirting movie I have seen in some time! Wow, It starts off great with Angela Stone blasting load after load (again!) of squirts all over the stunning Bree Olson. These are nice solid streams of squirt - just how I like to see it. I also really liked seeing Nikki Nievez with Annie Cruz then Angela Stone is back in the final scene with Harmony - again a very strong scene. Angela is just so good at this stuff.
8. 3 Blowin' Me from Digital Sin
Jeez, what was the talent cost on this one? 30 girls (all the big names) giving blowjobs away, 3 at a time, POV style, for a grand total of 10 scenes. We get some boobie and pussy tease but the only hole violated is the mouth. There is some face fucking but mostly the girls are in control doing the gulp gulp gulp thing. Each scene has a theme such as MILF, schoolgirl (sexy!), sports chick etc. Watch for Ms. Angela Stone showing off her squirting abilities.
7. Sprung a Leak 2 from Red Light District
Mr. Pete has been putting out some great movies - shot just the way I like them - sharp and clear with well-lit scenes. It isn't even the squirting that gets me here, but the great anal scenes with newbie Mia Knight (what a pro!) against 2 guys then it's on to Dana DeArmond with the director and then he still has time to meet up with the butts of Isabella and Mia Bangg. Whew. Tons and tons of great looking anal fuckery in those three scenes. The movie also had Lela Star and McKenzee Miles (what a bod!) in their own scenes. Be sure to give Mia Knight a look - at first glance you might thing - mehh, but holy sheeeeet can she deliver. Or at least look great while getting it.
6. 1 on 1 from Diabolic
Wow - excellent. Highly recommended if you like damn fine girls getting fucked. It looks just fantastic. Directed by Gregg Alan, who hasn't (as far as I can tell) put his name on a movie for a few years. Damn fine looking girls! Some great scenes here: Holly Wellin (anal!), always looking hot Ms. Eva Angelina, Maya Gates (anal!), Jenna Haze (anal!) and newbie hottie Renna Ryann. There have been so many outstanding Jenna Haze scenes - but this one ranks right up there with the best of them.
I'll have the top 5 next time.
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Posted - Feb 23 2008 : 10:53AM
Q: What have I learned from ADT?
A: That it is a-ok to ask a question or make a statement and then blurt out "YAY OR NAY?!?!??" I do it all the time now with friends, family and coworkers. You ever chuck out a greasepot? Yay or nay? Stewed cabbage? Yay or nay? Ever flip a flopper flip? Yay or nay?
But I also like learning about the new porno chicks and ADT gives us great posts about newbie porn stars - you know the ones: Hot New 18 Year Old - Wawawaaweee! And then we click and our bowties spin around. Either that or we do the curly shuffle.
Anyhow, off to the races with a big puppy:
The Gauntlet 3 from Vouyer Media
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! This is a Monster Truck Show DVD release. A massive 3-part set! Wow! Plus it's the long awaited one in which Crissy Moon gets ripped thru the gauntlet.
Disc 1 A
Faye Valentine and her freckled face gets load after load. She's fun. We get a couple of orgy scenes and then a couple of cumshot scenes. My favorite "lusty latina" Rebeca Linares also gets in on the fucking action - and some fine-looking anal and DP. Faye takes a bunch of internals in that scene. Cumswap fans will go in a tizzy here when Rebeca licks the slopped up pussy out and drop-spits the cum at Faye.
Disc 2 A+
Now it really gets going with Crissy Moon wearing a little bright pink outfit. I say always a great color for a porn flick! A little tease on a sofa, then she gets called down to hoots and hollers to the 10 guy cumslam, then off to a gang bang with new girl La'rin Lane and a bunch of guys that give her some internals and then god, finally off to another scene for the anal sex. She looks so good doing the ass high in the air doggie style anal. La'rin takes the cum here and helps take some more in a final cum spray scene.
Disc 3 B+
This one brings us Maya Hills - they break with the formula here a little - shucks, kids! - no gangbanging action. Instead some anal toy tease administered by Faye and then Maya is off on a tear in situation after situation (hospital room, male bondage thing, etc) to get some one-on-one action that turns to anal sex. We get about 6 of these by my count and then it's over. It really should satisfy Maya fans - she's a great gal but I'm not wild-crazy about her.
To start each movie off, we get a casting interviews in the Vouyer office - they add in these film scratches which doesn't seem necessary plus a drive to the set in B&W. Sidenote: the second girl from the Crissy DVD, La'rin should be a bigger name pretty quick I would think. Or maybe not.
2 in the Chamber 2 from Vouyer Media A
All Double Vag! Some hot tease with meet and greet from the girls then they get fucked by a couple of guys. The standout hotties include Crissy Moon, Roxy Deville and Holly West plus a couple of others. La'rin Lane is the bonus scene - it was just okay.
I'll finish off that HeyNow top ten list for 2007 I started last post with the top 5. It's all-gonzo - hey, it's what I love. Sometimes the whole movie is so damn great, sometimes it made the list because of one outstanding starlet. The only criteria is that the movie had to be released in 2007. I hope I did not miss any potential nominees. And I can't decide which Gaped Crusaders movie is better. 1 or 2?
5. Twisted Vision 5 from Red Light District
This Stefano POV series has been damn solid all along the way. Early on, Presley Maddox gets caught playing with herself in a bathroom stall - hilarity ensues. Not really but it's a good scene. But the scene to see, oh man, is Rebeca Linares in what I think is an A+++ career best scene! A keeper! Some guy named Michael catches her in the laundry room working on her dirty clothes - wowsa, look at those tight jeans on that girl! She gets down for some blowjob action then peels off those jeans and it's on to some fucking on the edge of the table. Then she turns around for lots of doggie style anal. Watch her little ass wiggle as it goes in and out. Unfortunately (for me) it ends with an anal creampie.
4. Gaped Crusaders from Hustler
Van Styles! Yes, it's from Hustler, but don't worry about that. It's not the tame Barely Legal stuff. Nope, it's fucking incredible with 3 seriously great scenes: Sierra Sinn (yum!) I've liked her for a while, Nadia Styles takes on 3 guys, all of them plunging away (love those meaty pussy lips!) but the scene that takes the show is the first on the disc with Holly Wellin and that big dark cave of a gape. Right from the start, she's got that little smirk, you know she's in control. This scene goes on forever with 2 guys, all kinds of positions and it all looks great especially with that low angle doggle style. It does not get much better than that. This Holly scene might be my second most favorite of the year. Mika Tan and Jada Fire also appear but their scenes really didn't hit it off with me, but as always your mileage *cough* will probably vary!!!
3. Gaped Crusaders 2 from Hustler
Another damn winner from Van Styles - just as good as part one. Hell, maybe better. Plenty of anal and gaping holes as you might expect. Sativa Rose shows off lots of gapes, but nothing disgusting either - we get the right balance somehow. You don't see these pink blob holes, just nice dark hinderhole back there. Probably my favorite scene is from Rebeca Linares! After the blowjob, she lays back for some anal, the guy plunges it in and out, then she bends over to spread herself wide open for the guy. And I've never seen our Dana DeArmond look so good. Lots of doggie style anal that open her up nicely with gaping plunges into her ass. Are you maybe still put off by the Hustler thing? Don't be!
2. Suck it Dry 4 from Evil Angel
It's another installment in the great blowjob series from Jonni Darkko. All one girl on one cock. A nice 8 or 9 incher. With 19 sweet chicks there is a look for everyone. Cocks get teased, sometimes, some big facials, some mouth loads and lots and lots of sucking. But in a good way! My favorites ended up being little Tia Tanaka, Riley Shy (wowsa, I actually said "holy shit!") and of course my current favorite *looks around* Rebeca Linares. This movie gave me a zesty cumcovered 2 nights workout. Other girls include Lorena Sanchez, Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmand, Brianna Love, Mindy Main, Lexi Love, Maya Hills and hey, now, Jenna Haze!
1. Spring Chickens 19 from Diabolic
Director Sid Knox brings us Isabella Pacino (a stunner!) and Bree Olson in a couple of great anal scenes. All totaled up, we get a total of six scenes with a mix of vaginal and anal. It starts off with Isabella Pacino getting a cock shoved down her throat. She's very cute and tan and the reason this movie is at my #1 spot. After a little pussy action her pooping-hole is poked "Ah, fuck" doggie-style. A few minutes of this pounding turns into flipping her over to see a nice long piledriver anal fuck. This is some nastily (in a good way) explicit anal - when I first saw this movie she was kind of new to me so I wasn't expecting anal. The look on her face (still in piledriver anal!) as she squirms (in a good way) and then when she says, "Ahhh, fuck dude, come on, pump my fucking assssssssssssssss!" it was over. I might be hearing it wrong, but I think she says "ass" like this: "asssayyyaaaayyyyaaasss!". She's probably done this before and since but it really works here. Honestly, probably the best scene I've seen this year. Both Bree and Isabella have some nicely explicit gaping shots - but not TOO raunchy/disgusting.
 
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Posted - Mar 7 2008 : 1:25AM
Is March the month that flies in like a lion and walks out like a lamb? I can't think of anyway to relate that to porn or even these damn quickies. Maybe if March CAME like a lion there would be something to work with. Maybe next time.
An all-new batch:
Slutty and Sluttier 5 from Evil Angel A
Wowsa - Jenna Haze. What else is there to say? She looking great in this little pink ballet tutu outfit. Jenna teams up with Adrianna Nicole and a dude. Some fun tease, cock gagging, lots of anal - everything you'd expect from the slutty. Britney Stevens also gets her anal job done and later on the MILFy Gabriella Rossi - looking really great! She brings in some youngster for a mini orgy scene to wrap up the flick. I really haven't seen much of this series since the first or second but I can highly recommend this one!
Gimme the Finger from Third Degree B+
I guess they might finger up the pussies a little extra but it's your typical 1 on 1 flick with five scenes. Rebeca Linares, Alexa Jordan, Ariel Summers etc.
Naughty Athletics 2 from Naughty America B
The hottest scene for me is when Maya Gates and Sindee Jennings get sent off to the locker room (and the shower) by their coach. They strip, take to the shower, explore and kiss each other, then "the coach" gets in on the action. Some good fucking and Sindee makes it fun with her expressions along the way. Had an early Hustler Barely Legal or Hot Showers feel going on. Another scene takes place in a locker room and another in a bowling alley.
Pretty Pussies Please 4 from Third Degree A
It's hot - and recommended. I read a description that went on about "only pretty pussies allowed! Hand picked and ripe 'n ready to eat, these pussies are the sweetest in the bunch." They probably took it from roadside U-Pick-Em Strawberries! sign but it works. Lots of good stuff here like Alektra Blue messing around with Nikki Benz and a guy. Alektra gives up her ass for some fine anal. Oh yea, we also get Brianna Love teasing us and playing with her pussy before her scene and Maya Gates getting some hinderhole action.
Jack in the Ass from Vouyer Media A
Oh yea! Jack Napier abuses these little girls with his big one. It starts with Maya Gates and Sandra Romain (both with great tanned bodies) taking on Jack together - lots o' anal. I really liked the performance that Dana DeArmond gives. Wow. Again, plenty of assfucking. Dana talks about how big the cock is and reacts nicely when he shoves it in. Some nice gaping pussy shots, girl! A couple of other girls and then Annette Schwarz finishes the show off.
Cum Swapping Sluts 12 from Red Light District B+
Two girls on one guy - favorites include Aarielle Alexus with Ruby Knox (lots of anal!) and later on Alexis Texas (lots of doggie style to show off that butt!) with Rachel Starr.
Jesse Jane: Lust from Digital Playground
Wowsa, newish DP contract girl Stoya is totally new to me as far as I can remember. She has a real hot scene - the best on the disc for me. BJ, pussy licking, then some fucking including anal. The editing is quicker than the gonzo I am used to - switching back and forth between camera angles plus that softness to the video. Okay - there was a color difference between the multiple cameras too. That probably was an artistic decision rather than a technical error. Anyhow, looking forward to more Stoya.
Hot Tubbin' Latin Lovin' from Platinum X B+
For those that wonder WEHT tanlines - well, you get some good ones here. And I saw enough good stuff to recommend, plus most of the girls take it up the pooper at some point. All scenes take place in and around a hot tub.
pic002.jpgAll Teens 3 from Digital Sin A-
Some hot teens like Courtney James, Tori Black (zestfully energetic!) and oh no, stop the bus for newbie Kacey Jordan. Wow! Tiny girl with a tiny ass/tits but a meat-lovers pussy! BJ, slip it in missionary style (her laying back on the sofa), with her doing ohh's and ahh's then legs to the side, RC, cowgirl shot from the front and doggie. It all looks great. Spoon for the wrapup with a burst of cum landing on her belly. A damn great scene!!! That is her (pic to the left) waiting for her shot on American Idol.
Fetish Fucks 2 from Vouyer Media
I didn't quite watch it all - I scanned thru it on a rush to get to Jenna Haze - the last scene on the disc. Oh man, it's a damn fine one from her! There is a lot of focus on her feet here - but some good pussy fucking until they grease up her ass and shove a buttplug toy in. Then it's time for some anal - about the only buttfucking in the movie - first in reverse cowgirl and then bent over doggie. Weeeeeee! Now! The guy sprays a load on her feet. Foot fans everyone get plenty of foot cleanup and close-ups. I was still watching for pussy shots in there. (A+ scene!)
The just okay list:
Who's That Girl 6 from Vouyer Media
Barely Legal 74 from Hustler
Good Girls Gone Bad from Swank
Young girls - usually reasonably nicely shot. Just didn't see anything too noteworthy. I'd go with a C+ / B- for the batch. Maybe a little higher for Who's That Girl 6 because Missy Stone is soooo hot in those shorts! I'll give that movie another look tonight and report back next time.
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It's a rare early morning quickie - hey it's early morning on the west coast. Quickies. Remember those? The mornings when you could roll over and gets yerself some pussy?
Ahhh...........good times! But right now I mean quickie reviews:
What about "barely legal" newbie girls?
First Offense 24 from North Star and Virgins of the Screen 4 from Combat Zone
A couple of average newbie-type girl flicks. Of the two, go with First Offense - you get Stephanie Cane and Veronique Vega. Yet, I've usually been avoiding these North Star flicks and I really don't see a whole heck of a lot of reasons to go back.
For a couple of better flicks - go to...
Don't Let Daddy Know 4 and Teenage Peach Fuzz 5 from Red Light District B+
This is the stuff! Honestly you are better off with either of these two for the barely legal type girl. The video/lighting is better - which just brings us a better product. Summer Verona, Kacey Jordan (!!!) and Courtney James are in both. Plus some other fav hot newbies.
Naughty College School Girls 46 from Digital Sin A
Stop the presses! This is really the one to check out. The girls leave their cute schoolgirl outfits at least partially on for the whole scene. You know that white shirt with sweater and the plaid skirty? Yep, just what I like! I think it is very hot to see a girl wearing everything above the waist but nude on down. (There is some boobage shown though in the movie.) Probably the hottest girl is newbie Aurora (who I really liked in Barely Legal 75) doing her thing with Mark Ashley's big cock. Hell, they are all hot here: Ellie Idol, Bree Barrett, Tori Black and Nikita. All give us some tease and some big wowsers when they spread their legs. I've said it before: Seriously sizzling stuff!
Forget the virginal newbies, how about some anal queens?
Butthole Whores 2 from Evil Angel A+
Definitely straight to the A type action here - all one on one. On disc 1 we get a Belladonna scene with our own Steve Holmes - Bella plays a maid and then gets fucked hard in the ass with plenty of gaping. I don't think that is on the job description at Merry Maids. Annette Schwarz gets it on with Rico Strong - a very strong IR scene and then Bella is back with Mr. Pete. Disc 2 - holy crapcakes, Batman! Harmony gets it on in the bathroom in a very long scene - all ass fucking - and lots of positions. Awesome! Trinity goes IR in the second scene, but wow, get a load of Belladonna in her cheerleader outfit for the final scene. Very hot. Tons of great looking anal - duh!
And the rest.
The Best of Lewd Conduct from Diabolic
A compilation of about 20 scenes from the series - probably mostly from 2000 to 2004 and you can tell. The video quality isn't all that hot. Not compared to what is coming on these days. But still, the movies got pretty high marks when they were released and some of them must be Vince Vouyer directed. If you liked these back then you should like this one - lots of anal action. To fit all those scenes on one disc they obviously must have cut out intros and teases because it's really just wall-to-wall fucking.
Wet Food 2 from Evil Angel A
An easy A for this one - 8 girls, all getting blasts to their sweet faces. Sometimes into the mouth. They don't shout from the rooftops how many loads land but it's plenty. In a scene or two the cum is caught on a plate or cleaned up with a spoon - this stuff doesn't interest me. With 8 girls sucking lots o' cock and getting splashed there is something for everyone including wowsa girl Velvet Rose, the pornochick with the blond dreadlocks. Looks like she has been in lots of stuff - I don't know if I have noticed her that much but she looks damn hot here!
It Takes Two 5 from Red Light District B+
Tricia Oaks and Rebeca Linares take on a dude. Some tease then fucking - with, of course, some anal from Rebeca. The best scene for me was the final with Maria Bellucci and Angelica Lane up against a guy. This was a really long fun scene with plenty of position shifts and they both take it up the pooper.
How about a blast from the past?
From time to time I think I might repeat memorable past quickies. This time it's The GIRLIE LANE'S from Flesh Hunter 9 from Jules Jordan Video. This one is a solid A++ scene. Yep, Tory Lane and Vanessa Lane together at long last in one scene! I think it lasts an hour from rollerblading in a beach community to some vehicle action tease and finally to a house for the bulk of the sex. Watch for the part where they go from Tory getting ass fucked doggie style while slopping-up on Vanessa's pussy and a quick seamless move to the side and flipping Vanessa over half off the couch for an upside down pile driver rammin'. (It's just like the Prince sang, "Ur face is jammin', ur body's heck-a-slammin', let's get 2 rammin', u got the look!") Anyhow, Tory be-bops on down to the floor and jams her puss into Vanessa's face so she can gobble some cunt-juice. So good! Later on we see that Vanessa (oh, so horny!) has perfected that Taylor Rain anal position with legs held way up and back reverse cowgirl we all love so much. Well, I do anyhow.
I can barely understand anything from that last paragraph.
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Ah shit - Easter kinda snuck up on me and I suddenly remembered it is time for an annual tradition around here, yep, it's the 3rd annual Good Friday HeyNow quickie review post. It's just something about the day that makes it ripe for porn talk.
Sprung a Leak 5 from Red Light District A
Remember in Pulp Fiction when Uma goes to the bathroom at Jack Rabbit Slim's to snort some coke and she pops up and says, "I said goddamn, goddamn!" - well, that's how I felt watching the Brianna Love/Michael Stefano scene. It's a damn fine scene from Brianna - I'd say close to a career best! Some tease in her hot bright pink outfit then some couch fucking. Later he's fuckin' her normal style on the floor than slips it in her ass - then it's back on the couch for some doggie and reverse cowgirl - anal anal! THUMBS UP! A++ I also liked the scenes from Kylie Wilde and Michelle Avanti.
Fucked On Sight 3 from Evil Angel A
Oh yea! A real good one with Jenny Hendrix! Some tease by the pool then they move inside on a couch. Dude pops a load pretty quick, surprising Jenny, they continue the action "5 minutes later" after a clean-up. Mostly POV action, plenty of anal with cute girls.
Billion Dollar Booties 4 and More Cushion for the Pushin' 2 from Lethal Hardcore
Kinda average. But then I'm not a bootie worshiper.
No Swallowing Allowed 13 from Diabolic A
What? They revived this old series? And it's on #13? Wow. Once upon a time it was the Chico answer to No Cum Dodging Allowed - well, it's all ancient history now. It your standard 6 scene flick with facials. Teagan Presley (wow!) Rebeca Linares, Alexis Texas, Brooke Belle, Sandy Sweet, Sasha Grey, and little Lexi Belle. A good mix of pussy and ass fucking.
Jack's POV 9 from Digital Playground A-
ce652997.jpg"What did I tell you?" Another to the eye! "You're killin' me here!" but she's laughing. Carmella Bing is a cocksucking pro and looks really great doing it here - wake up Cumwhipper (an ADT original!) I think you'll love this scene - she chews down with one of the longest hotdog in porn. In a little twist you get a little bit of POV from the perspective of the girl.
Cum Stained Casting Couch 11 from Red Light District B+
Good scenes from Lacey Maguire and Cali Winters but naturally Missy Stone takes the cake here with a mighty fine anal scene. She starts off wearing her hot pink bra for the blowjob, then some pussy fucking and then a slip into her ass. The reverse cowgirl anal is especially exciting - but so is the straight on assfucking with her laying back on the couch. Wowsa! (Unrelated tangent: Remember that good ol' stock guru, Waxie, from around 2000/2001? He'd always report "Wowsa!" as in Ol' Waxie saw that rebound coming early this morning. EVERY stock called this morning is up at least 17 bucks!!! Not a lot of folks could see that one coming. WOWSA!!)
Teen Frenzy 2 from Exquisite Multimedia
Kacey Jordan is about the best thing going here - otherwise this kind of seems like a B-lister title. Kacey does get in a discussion about pop, soda pop, soda and coke in the BTS. I guess she comes from the midwest as she asks for "pop" when she wants a soft drink.
I've Been Sodomized 5 from Red Light District B+
The highlight of this one is the Crissy Moon scene - really good start to finish - what a cutie! You'll surely let out a long drawn out "shiiiiiiiiiit" like that one dude on The Wire when you see her in action. At one point during the pussy doggie-style the guys says she has to get ready to be sodomized. "Wha?" she says. Well, oh no, once it's explained that it is buttfucking she says, "I don't get ass fucked." She has to get on the phone to her agent who says, yes, it is an anal scene and she gets greased up and a cock is slipped in. It's surely all pretend but fun anyhow. A great scene!
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I suppose with the new month I'll goof off and pound out a quickie post of questionable quality - an oddball fucked-up collection that reaches out and beyond the world of porn just this once.
The $1.29 McFish Fishy Sammich from McDonald's B
It's a Good Friday tradition for all good Catholics. Tiny but still probably 350 calories. Deeply fried fish on a really soft bun with taaaarteer sauce and a slice of cheese. Weren't these bigger years ago? Anyhow, a rare fast food for me.
Whoopsed Undies from Turd Degree A++
A deliciously dirty display of soiled panties and the girls that wear them. It's deprived and disgusting (and I loooove it!) just like that movie that Chakotay from Star Trek Voyager did in the early 80's. Okay, this one isn't real.
Victory Garden from PBS B+
I've barely watched it since Roger Swain left the hosting gig. He was the man. He could plant his seed like no one else. He'd get out there in his rubbers and raincoat to get the job done. Thumbs up to the beard and suspenders! Thumbs down to whoever is the newest host though I think the new dude did a wee bit of nude modeling back in the day.
Cum Addicts Anonymous from Colossal A
These are nasty cum hungry ladies - el pollo loco for the cum and somehow addicted to that stuff! The girls put their clothes back on after the cum shot(s) which halfway fulfills my fully clothed cum dreams. Another cute little gimmick they have is moving in the camera close enough for the girl to steam up the lens with her breath and then she writes a "C" (for CUM!) on the lens - a nice interaction with the camera and viewer.
Love Shack from The B-52's A+
The ultimate party song - this one always gets me out on the dance floor. Funky little shack! With that poor old rusted roof made of tin. What else is there to say? To the critics that might say it's a simple novelty song like Who Let the Dogs Out? I say: NO WAY! This one is the real deal.
Anal Authority from New Digital Sensations Sins A+++
I fight authority - authority always wins! Is A+++ even possible? Well, it must be and it's excellent! The scene that takes this to the "extreme" level is Vanessa Lane and her gymnast moves. Wowsa-ca-bowsa! She does the splits balanced between two chairs and gets fucked up the poopinghole.
Kiss The Cook written on many aprons
Best used by Jack on Will & Grace - he proudly wore it but had mistakenly thought it read "Kiss The Cock". Hilarious on a couple of levels. Stephen Colbert also wore one on for a cooking segment with a couple of feminists on his show - and they kissed him right up! I don't have one - but then I hardly ever wear an apron.
Crack Addict from Third Degree A+
It's the first of the series and I think they are all high on crack. Or not. One scene has Audrey Hollander bouncing up and down on a butt plug the size of a large eggplant. You don't see something like THAT everyday! Another great scene is one with Katja Kassin in which they go straight from the blowjob to jamming it into the ass in the sort of doggie style position with the guy hovering over her facing the opposite direction and ramming her loose hinderhole. It's loose. Trust me.
Wings from various sources
Wings on airplanes get a complete A+ from me. You need them. To stay in the air. Plane crash without wings. Now, Wings, the show from NBC was okay - a good ensemble cast but not quite a classic. Maybe a B+. Wings on those period pads and panty liners that ladies use? I guess I don't really have an opinion one way or another.
Lick Her Ass Off My Dick from Red Light District A-
Plenty of ass fucking here, guys. Once the ass is used and abused the other girl has to guzzle cock - whoa nellie! Absolutely delightful! Forget about seeing pussies fucked here. And then there is one part where Tyla Wynn holds Kelly Wells gaping ass open and I swear there wasn't one part of cock even touching the sidewalls. Like fucking a fart!
I don't even understand half what I have written up there. Blame it on the first day of April.
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And Captain Janeway was something called Mrs. Columbo way back then.
I forgot about honey bbq chicken wings.
And a new quickie batch, hastily tossed together:
Ass Stretchers POV from Jules Jordan Video A
POV with lots of ass fucking. Disc 1 kicks off with Jenna Haze - wowsers! It's a great scene! Disc 2 brings on Brianna Love (gets a big facial) and Shyla Stylez but the girl that knocked my socks off is Kelly Summer. Wow. What a scene - especially when they get to piledriver anal. Highly recommended.
Internal Cumbustion 4 from Zero Tolerance B+
This is an oldie - well, in porno terms for me anyhow - from way back in 2004. I mostly got it to check out Teagan. She's great and enough assfucking to keep me interested. I really never saw enough of her back when she hit "the scene".
Sexual Rage 2 from Red Light District B+
Lots of great looking assfuckery here - especially the doggie style bent over fucking. It's about 3 or 4 guys up against a girl. I did kind of lose interest when they moved in for the DP action and I used the FF button a lot. But yet it's definitely worth it to see the anal.
Doggin' Me Out from Zero Tolerance
This is a 4-hour compilation. I thought they would edit scenes down to just show the doggie style fucking but it's complete scenes. They clearly identify each the who and the what at the start of each scene. There was enough good stuff to keep me happy.
Naughty Book Worms 10 from Naughty America B+
My first look at hottie Eve Nicholson! She teams up with Lexi Belle for some hot girl/girl with teacher dude. They could have had a couple of other positions and hey anal (I can dream can't I?) but there is enough to enjoy! (These two arm wrestle in the short BTS.) Mindy Main with her big round boobies also had a great scene. (Note: Eve has done the nasty with her ass - but just not in this all pussy flick.)
Ass Addiction 3 from Digital Playground
It was okay - but especially notable for the big soaking facial Jenny Hendrix gets. So many droplets of cum.
Cum Fart Cocktails 6 from Red Light District
The only thing I really remember is Britney Stevens and the end of her scene. She tries to push out the cum and we see way inside her gaping ass. Way too much!
Head Case 3 from Third Degree B+
This all-oral flick has a little tease from the girl then down to the POV blowjobs. 12 scenes with a total of 13 girls (the last scene has 2 girls). I really liked the first girl, Austin Kincaid, and her sexy talk.
Barely Legal P.O.V. 2 from Hustler B
Dan Silver is the guy holding the camera and fucking away. Cute girls - some of the tops of the new batch I'd guess. For me it works best when the girl is laying on her back and the camera is shooting straight down. Scenes end with facials.
Cream on My Camel Toe 5 from Lethal Hardcore B
A few solid scenes - my favorite was tall blond Christine Alexis who walks out wearing those tight jeans. She gets fucked a few ways and then gets a nice juicy load on her pussy shot from underneath the guys ballsack - usually an awkward shot but it works here. She holds her legs together and up to show off her prize. Very hot.
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Here's a quickie round-up. I don't think a round-up is anything like a rodeo. But I don't know for sure. Anyhow because she is hot I wanted to see more Eve Nicholson so I checked out Legal at Last 5 from Lethal Hardcore. I liked her lots here. Then she goes blond for Anal Teen Tryouts 18 from Devil's Films. I barely recognized her. But she does the ass nasty. Big time! Eve is probably about the best reason to see either of these flicks.
And then the rest:
Ashlynn and Friends 3 from Digital Sin A-
Ashlynn has a great shower scene with Stefano. And my little favorite Kacey Jordan looking her schoolgirl best. A great scene.
Finger Licking Good 5 from Third Degree A-
All girl - normally something I don't really go for but this one is damn hot. 2 or 3 girls together for each scene. The girls look just so damn good. Sasha Grey teams up with FTV hottie Maria Menendez (!) first in a large whirlpool/jacuzzi tub and then in bed. Sasha has got that full upper bush going on now. Other girls include Jenna Haze and Stephanie Swift - not together though. It's all finger fucking here or tongues and kissing - but if you navigate to the extras you can see footage with toys.
New Chicks Cum First 6 from Red Light District B+
This is my favorite Courtney James scene so far - and yea, another look at Kacey Jordan! Both take on two guys.
Pure 18 2 from Reality Kings A+
Waawaawee! This one was excellent - the girls are dressed in normal street clothes and give us some tease, bend over and strip slowly down. I started off with Stephanie Cane - yea it's a scene that has been on the internets for the last year. Damn hot! Alixus (as she is credited on the DVD) is another hottie and get this, Kacey is the BONUS scene!!! I know I've seen shots from that scene before! Highly recommended if you want to see them brought in young!
Need for Seed 2 from Diabolic B+
Hot sex - with a couple of anal scenes. But it's promoted as a big swallowing flick and there is hardly any. Not a big deal to me one way or another. The girls ARE hot. My favorite little Lexi Belle has a great scene - with a cumshot to her chest. Either Aubrey or Audrey (I forget which - she's blonde) gets a cumshot to her belly after reverse cowgirl anal. Remember when both these exact same things happened to Tom Cruise in Top Gun when he said, "I feel the need, the need for seed!"
Gaped Crusaders 3 from Hustler A
Yea, my favorite series. I loved the first two - top ten list stuff! This one wasn't quite as good for me but there had some fun moments - Eve Laurence has a great scene and Aurora Snow was pretty good too.
Teenage Pink P.O.V. 3 from Lethal Hardcore
*Looks around* Have you heard this before: Kacey Jordan is awwwwwesome in this one! An immediate A+ for her scene.
Twisted Vision 7 from Red Light District A
Wiiiiiizzzzle! Yes, this is the shit! The hottest scenes for me were Crissy Moon and Lexi Belle - but the rest are good too. Crissy gets caught in the women's bathroom - you know how you see these hot girls at work on casual Friday or at the mall wearing a tight top and jeans? That is Crissy here! She doesn't even have time to take her clothes before she starts in on blowing the guy and bending over for doggie vag AND anal! Hot hot hot! Something about seeing those tight jeans around her knees - it was a shame she had to take them off for the cowgirl position. Lexi Belle is super hot in a "casting call office" scene where she crawls around on a desk, also in a pair of tight jeans, teases us, bends over, slips them down, gives a blowjob then gets fucked. Mysteriously, they run off to an all white set to finish up. Good stuff!!!
Fuck Dolls 9 from Red Light District B+
Oh yea, Lexi Belle again. Nothing too hardcore from her - but she is so hot it's just a fun scene. Tatiana Kush gives us the best anal of the disc - her up against 2 guys.
Smokin' Hot 3 from Platinum X B+
They must have found some old unreleased scenes to put this newish release together. It has Sasha Knox in a good anal scene, Tyla Wynn up against 3 or 4 guys for a blowbang and get this little Deja Daire (her name is horribly misspelled on the box cover) teaming up with Faith Leon up against some dude. They do a lot of cock sucking and dick rubbing on pussy but no actual penetration. Kind of odd. It's still hot.
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Have they gotten rid of the multi-angle icon yet?
 
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Howdy Walter. I didn't see an alternate camera angle. I think they just make the toy footage available on the extras menu. Maybe once upon a time they had a play movie with toys or no toys option. That would be my preference.
And on with the quickies. A couple of great ones including a great scene from sweet Sandy Sweet and wowsers! Mike Q. hit one out of the park with Grand Theft Anal 11.
Interactive Sex with Bree Olson from Zero Tolerance A
Holy Crapper John MD! It's excellent! This one of those deals where the viewer needs to navigate to the various sex acts like titty play, toy play, something called oral and positions like missionary, doggie, cowboy plus anal for all these positions. Then you have the choice of clothes off or bikini, cheerleader or coed. The different clothing options are great (one for each position) and of course anal is a good pick, especially for Bree (who looks her Playboy magazine best here). And then you can toggle between fast (ram me dammit) and slow (ohhh, slide it in slow). In the end you cum on command (select cum.)
Teen Power! 18 from B
It was okay - best scenes were from Sasha Knox and Cassie Young.
Fresh Newcummers 3 from Elegant Angel A
Yea, newbies rule! Wow, Sandy Sweet!!! Remember how nuts we went (okay, me anyhow) when we saw pics of Risi Sims and she filled our dreams? Finally we get someone to replace her and go all out in porn. Yep, little Sandy Sweet. It's a fun scene from the guy pulling her panties off, to fucking her cowboy, with her laying back on the couch and then the guy bending her legs around for some half sideways fucking, to bending her over and fingering her ass and on and on. Oh yea, Kelly Skyline (with her 10, count 'em ten, piercings!) is damn hot too.
Shane's World 40: Scavenger Hunt 4 Seattle from Shane's World
Flipflop and waffle...uh, umm, er...not really "my cup of tea". Maybe better to say it's not for me. There was a Kacey Jordan scene in the back of a minivan at night that was pretty good.
Virgins of the Screen 5 from Combat Zone C
Again - one of these that just does not live up to the hotness that I'd think should be there. But I keep checking these Combat Zone movies out.
So You Think You Can Squirt? 3 from Elegant Angel A
This one isn't so heavy with tons of squirting - which I actually think is a good thing. It's all one on one and sometimes the girl pops out a load while getting fucked. Cute girls (and my first look at little Ashli Orion - I want to see more!!!) with anal from two of them.
Toe Service from Red Light District B
Someone once said that you really have to be a foot fetish fan to make a good foot fetish flick. I'm not sure if they accomplish it here or not, but there is a lot of girlie footies on the screen: walking on the floor, in guy face, rubbing cock, getting cummed on, etc. Even for dudes like me there is enough sexy sexual sex to keep our ahem interest level up.
Grand Theft Anal 11 from Zero Tolerance A+
I think I have filled a spot on my top ten for 2008 list! Wow! This one is great flick for anal fans! The girls: Brianna Love, Jenny Hendrix, Maria Belluci, Ocean, Sarah Wild and Sasha Grey. Each scene is a winner - not a clunker in the bunch. And it's all straight to the ass! Highly recommended! I wonder if Fox News would get their undies as riled up for this stuff as they do for Grand Theft Auto.
Barely Legal: Straight to Anal from Hustler A
I might have figured this was a compilation - or not. They list one director so maybe it's all new. Bree Olson, Allison Pierce, Tabitha James, Cassidy Blue and Christina Agave. All fun - Bree is Bree so you can't go wrong there! I wouldn't expect a girl like Christina to get butt-fucked, but there it is! Tabitha starts her scene with an introduction and suddenly the guy shoves his cock in. I'm not sure she was expecting it. She wears those sexy "intellectual" glasses for part of her scene - always a turn on.
Mini Van Moms 9 from Northstar
Fine for a MILF flick - I'm not really a fan of those, but there were a couple of good scenes.
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Thanks for the reply. I always enjoy reading the Quickie thread. Keep it up!
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I finally saw the bonus disc! I don't think that documentary was directed by Ken Burns after all. And that fresh Aurora, is now known as Keira Night at A List Talent. Thanks to Leyden for that info!
Barely Legal 75 (Bonus Disc) from Hustler
It's well worth a look - especially if you are a fan of the series. The 8 additional scenes are split into two groups: the first is one time wonders (the most interesting is Ola Mckenzie - her one and only scene to make it to DVD, originally on Barely Legal 53) and then the other four scenes are under a porn star classics heading with girlies like Belladonna (her second scene ever) and Jenna Haze!!!! way back from Barely Legal 34 I think. The documentary is a half hour long and is a look back at Clive McLean, his long career with Hustler with interviews of some of the stars (girls and guys) with stories galore and plenty of clips mixed in. Good stuff. Of course, Clive got cancer and passed away a few years ago. It's the sad ending to the story - a life taken too young just like in Forrest Gump when Bubba dies ("Bubba was gonna be a shrimpin' boat captain, but instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam") they tells us something like "The legacy of Clive's vision of innocent, young girls in white panties lives on." Maybe it's not quite the same. But still...
Love at 1st Fuck 3 from Red Light District A (for Crissy Moon)
It's all one on one with a mix of vag and some anal. The eye-bulging scene (think Roger Rabbits bonkers) is Crissy Moon. Starts normally as you'd expect and goes off into a few nice anal positions, starting with cowgirl anal, then a nice long reverse cowgirl anal with her legs high up in the air and then ending with standing and bent over anal entry. Some prizewinning gaping.
Lex the Impaler 3
(Disc 1 only) A damn great Jenna Haze scene! With anal in 3 positions!
Pure Sextacy 3 from Third Degree A-
This one includes a whoa hot scene with that scorches when the guy gets going doggie style anal on Brianna Love while she muffdives down on Alexis Texas.
Barely Legal: Bad Girls from Hustler B
I guess bad girls = girls with tattoos here. Damn that Faye Runaway with the tats on her legs. I can't get past them. Jamie Tyler and Kayden Faye are pretty hot.
Just Over Eighteen 19 from Red Light District B
I was looking forward to this one but it was just okay. The Courtney James and Tori Black scenes are pretty good though.
Barely Legal 81 from Hustler B+
Good scenes from Carmen McCarthy (I've seen her mentioned on a few ADT "hot teen" threads), Cali Winters (a great scene for this series) and especially Faye (Valentine) Reagan.
Down the Hatch 23 from Diabolic
There have been some complaints out there that they have tarnished the good name of Down the Hatch - I'm sure it doesn't live up to the vision that was once intended for a great DTH but it's still a pretty good fuck flick. The girls are hot hot hot and you get six scenes, all with something to jerk off on. I will say that the video didn't seem to be all that great sometimes - kinda a jerky quality to it - maybe it plays out better on different equipment. And then the sound seemed off - maybe there was some voiceover.
Top Shelf from Diabolic A-
Anal from Brianna Love (reverse cowgirl style!) and Jenna Haze also gets her rump pumped - doggie and reverse cowgirl. Amy Ried looks so damn great here - tan and big titties. She does the normal positions (vag only damn!) including a rare piledriver where the guy is on the bottom - you can see it if you go check the [ invalid url ].
Wasted Youth 6 from Red Light District B+
I sorta think of Debbie Gibson and her Electric Youth album when this title comes up. But then I get it mixed up with her Out of the Blue song (Now with you, out of the blue! Love appeared before my eyes with you! A dream come true!) And of course I was expecting anal, not from Debbie G., but from any of the girls in the movie. Nope. But there is a great scene with Nika Noire taking on two guys. Lots of great positions and camera angles!
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I know what you are saying, Joey. I used to be all about the Private movies. Now I'll usually just check out the tropical themed ones. Part of the problem is that I can't keep track of the European hotties. Okay, I don't know if that is a problem. I could go on - they had some damn good movies in the last half the 90's and into the 2000's.
Anal Tropical Gonzo from Private B+
6 scenes, all with some solid ass fucking. Some are at the beach, some are poolside, some one on one and some are two girls on one guy. My favorite was Annamaria Santos! I know a Euro chick now!
8382-1.jpgThroat Fucks from Evil Angel A
From the man, Jonni Darkko! This is the all BJ flick - much talked about - with lots of deep deep throating. Some come off just like a Suck it Dry scene (more POV) but some have lots of side shots to really show it going in and down. With 15 girls there is something for everyone - my favorite was Velvet Rose (pictured - in a photo so avatar ready!) with that great hair. And she can really deep throat too!
Teenage Hooker Confessions from Wicked
Yea, you got some hotties like Ashley Jensen, Lexi Belle (I did not care for the male pairing), Veronique Vega (takes a face full!) and others but it's all condom. I know it shouldn't make a difference but it does. The final scene is a 3-girl sex scene where so-called hooker who said her name was something like "Debbie" (a real hottie) gets taught the ways of girl on girl by two other girls. Beautifully shot - I'd say it's a must to check out if you like girl on girl on girl. They play with "Debbie's" pussy, mess around other ways and get lined up side by side by side for some dildo action. Hot! Looking at the credits I'm pretty sure little "Debbie" is played by none other than my new favorite Eve Nicholson! No wonder I liked the scene so much!
Natural Teen Nymphs 5 from Lethal Hardcore B+
A solid little barely legal type flick. Barbie Addison is a real "Barbie doll" - I like her! Marie McCray - she has an ADT thread simply titled Marie McCray, OMG!! so you know there is something about her! She comes off as a sweet innocent one - and I guess she is. I liked her a lot. More of her here.

It's Big It's Black It's Jack 5 from Vouyer Media A
I'm not that much for so-called IR flicks but this one is great! Lots of cuties like Andi Anderson, Ginger Moons (total newbie!), Tristan and Alexa Benson. It was great to see Andi Anderson again - I know she's done a few since hitting it with Breakin' 'Em In 11 and holy shit everyone she takes Jack up the ass! It's fun to see the girls react at the size of that big cock. Lots of tease with floor crawling, etc.
Total Interactive Control of Sasha Grey from Third Degree A
Fantastic! Just like the interactive Bree flick I saw awhile ago we get it all here - 3 major positions with vag and anal with options for nude or cute outfit (naughty nurse, fishnets and wowsers French maid!) plus a fast slutty or slow sexy option.
Cream Plosions 2 from Anabolic
As is typical with these cream pie flicks, I recommend it for the zesty amount of anal sex you get. Brittany Angel is the real find here.
In It Goes Out It Cums 4 from Red Light District A for Denice K
Hottest scene is from Denice K. - lots of anal action, especially good in reverse cowgirl. She appears to really get off and lose herself in a couple of orgasms. Highly recommended for this scene.
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Posted - Jun 1 2008 : 1:09PM
Just like TV shows clunk out season finales - so will the Quickie Review Thread. Okay, it's not the same thing. I haven't taken out all the stops and pulled a budget busting jawdropping cliffhanger ending. Or have I...?
857275001481a250.jpgretirement of Brianna Love I'll take a look back the first time I saw her. It was Breakin' 'Em In 8 from RLD (now I think in re-release from Vouyer Media) this was pretty much a wowsers movie for me. Penny Flame! Sierra Sin! That newbie blonde named Paris that barely did any B/G since and of course the best scene with Brianna walking in to Vince's office and winding up out in the warehouse with Bambi and 2 guys! At the time I said: "I can barely believe this is Brianna's very first anal - she seems to take it so easily. Brianna and Bambi get it all kinds of ways on the table and then finally they receive penises in their asses. There is something about seeing two girls simultaneously getting it right between the butt cheeks in the reverse cowgirl position with their legs high in the air that takes something out of me. Anyhow, when that is over, Brianna take a load to the hinder and Bambi gets a nice ribbon of cum across her face." Good times!
I've often said this is a "HeyNow Recommends" thread more than anything - so if I say much at all it's to recommend a scene or two. Or more. Plus I've tossed in a few repeats just because I think highly of these flicks. Or maybe it's the quickie version of a girl doin' some bra stuffin'. And don't forget it's the Summer Of Love! Love energy is giving us a shove, making this the summer of love! (B-52's)
Anyhow on to the quick ones.
Pure 18 3 from Reality Kings A-
A damn fine barely legal flick - with Sandy Sweet, Carmen McCarthy and Eve Nicholson. All one on one with a guy, the girls start on the sofa, fully dressed, tease us, turn around wiggle nice butts at the camera (still clothed), strip down and suck and fuck. Anal from Eve though I can't say she is that into it (you know what I mean?) even though she keeps a smile on her face.
Ready Wet Go 5 from Third Degree B+
Oiled up chicks - always good stuff!
Rebeca Linares Raw from Elegant Angel A
All Rebeca! 5 scenes plus a bonus from Celebusluts, I think. First is a one on one scene with some fine anal. Scene two really is my pick for the perfectly shot scene - it's with our own Brianna Love and a guy + Ms. Linares, of course. Lots of anal and girlie play too. Absolutely tops and really this scene should be taught in film study classes. Scene three is a blowbang with Rebeca wearing sunglasses for the cumshots (plenty of them). I was pretty drained by this point so the final two scenes didn't get much from me. Another girl-girl-guy scene then one with some toilet action which I didn't care much about. It's not messy like you might be thinking - they dip her head into a toilet bowl. But the DVD is a great mix of scenes starring one of my favorites.
Don't Pull Out 4 from Red Light District
A creampie movie of course. Crissy Moon has a great anal scene - doggie style with her ass right next to the camera as the guy's log slips in. I'm not that much of a creampie movie fan to go into a tizzle about this movie though.
Barely Legal 80 from Hustler B+
Good scenes from Tristan Kingsley, Chayse Evans (gets caught playing with herself!) and Kacey Jordan.
Cum Glazed 2 from Red Light District A
This will be the part of "the show" where I do a flashback. This old pup is from 2004 - just saw it again - and say what you will about good ol' Allie Sin she is so damn hot and gets load after load on her face while Astrid looks on. (I guess it's her sister from another father?) I think my goal this summer (as far as porn goes) is to dig up any DVDs with either of these two that I haven't seen. This whole move is great but no fucking just blowjobs and multiple cumshots.
Crude Oil 3 from Zero Tolerance A-
I forget this is an IR series. Enough good fucking (and some oil play) makes it a recommended title.
Fresh Outta High School 9 from Digital Sin A+
Yes, yes, yes! Run, don't walk! Hot scenes from Nichole Heiress, a vocal Stephanie Cane and tiny Morgan Layne (she's so little). It's all vag but still with those school girl uniforms and perfect pussies (Nicole has a hot one!) it gets an A+ from me!
Teenage Anal Princess 5 from Anabolic A
And one more rehash since I'm on the barely legal chick movies.. My favorites were Roxxy Rush (OMG - a seriously good A+++ scene - she takes on two guys) and our very own Sasha Grey. It seems like they make it a point to do the piledriver position in each scene.
Fucked at Random from Red Light District B+
Lots to like here! Girls get picked up, taken home and fucked. Cuties like Kristina Rose, Crissy Moon and Ashley Jensen.
And because I'm lazy, I'll just put these on the hot and strokable list: Barely Legal 77, Strip Tease Then Fuck 10 and Tits Ahoy 7
Barely Legal: School Girls 2 from Hustler A
Another hottie rehash. This is the one where Sativa Rose and Alicia Angel undress and fool around along with a girl named Honey. It ends up being sex with a guy and Sativa while the other two girls watch - that voyeur girl action is so hot and not done that often. Alicia gets her sex in the final scene.
Thy Neighbor's Daughter from Digital Sin A-
One last look back.This is the hot one with Micah Moore where they pick her up on the beach, bring her back to the house, offer up cash and get down to work. What a cute girl. Definitely hunt this one down.
Gape Lovers 2 from Evil Angel ...?
Disc 1: I went right for the scene with Harmony and Jayda Diamonde - they mess around with each other (with some biiig toys) then a guy comes in, they suck him off then he starts rammin' his cock into their gaping asses. It really gets good when they get Jayda going doggie style anal and then piledriver. HOT! A must see scene for anal fans! The disc starts off with a girl-girl scene and then this odd 2 girl on 1 guy scene (on some winter wonderland set) with Aurora Snow but I just didn't get into it. And then holy shit everyone on disc 2..daa daa daa! Cliffhanger Quickie Ending!
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I'm back a big mid-summer quickie - a big big double-time load of quickie round-ups! Lots of Lexi Belle talk this time around. Otherwise, it's your typical specifically and spectacularly vague batch of quickies. Lots of great movies though - most already have lengthy threads somewhere here on ADT. Probably my favorite was Swimsuit Calendar Girls from Elegant Angel.
For what ever reason, I don't think my recent rentals have had as many anal scenes. Luck of the draw or is the percentage of anal to non-anal scenes changing?
Deepthroat Virgins 27 from Homegrown Video
This is a BJ flick. 5 girls, shot mostly POV, with some side shots. I've never dug into these "amateur-type movies" from Homegrown or the like but this one is pretty good. I don’t know if I'll bother checking any others out but I might.
Don't Let Daddy Know 5 from Red Light District B+
Camryn Kiss, Jordan Star, Megan Murray, Missy Stone and Sasha Sin. For awhile the collective bunch of BushDVD raters had given it 4½ stars - I didn’t see anything that spectacular. It’s a solid barely legal flick but that is it.
My Fantasy Girls P.O.V. from Digital Sin A+ for Lexi Belle
6 girls in all - playing nurse, secretary, cheerleader, etc to fulfill some fantasy for this porno dude. Lexi Belle fans should flip for her scene - hot all the way! She's the cheerleader. Rah-rah-rah! (All vag movie.)
How was this one...Gape Lovers 2 from Evil Angel A
And for disc 2… Bobbi Starr and Taryn Thomas take on a guy. Lots of good ass fucking with Taryn on the receiving end. There is another girl-girl scene which usually doesn't put a spring in my step... All in all (with a blazin' hot A+ scene on disc 1) a damn good movie. Of course, over the two discs there are scenes I didn't give a wit for either.
Cum Stained Casting Couch 12 from Red Light District B+
Mostly 2 guys on 1 girl - I don't think I've seen most of these before. All vag. Madison Ivy plays a human pretzel with her legs behind her head. Yowsa. Brooke Cherry has a gaping puzzy. She has some nice flexible moves too.
Flexible Positions from JM Productions
Just okay - the Katarina Kat scene was the best. Lots of gymnast-type moves.
Throat Gaggers 14 from Red Light District
Ehh. Didn't have much for me. I much more go for...this next movie....
Suck It Dry 5 from Evil Angel A
Always a great flick! It's wall-to-wall blowjobs. It’s all one on one here, mostly POV with some side views. 16 girls to luv up here so there is "a look" for everyone. One of the dudes can really spray a load so you'll see some big facials - the girls are even impressed. My favorites were Eva Angelina, Kristina Rose, Rachel Roxx and Roxy Deville
Almost Jailbait 5 from Lethal Hardcore
It seems like I might have seen it already...anyhow it starts of with hottie Micah Moore, she teases us, the guy teases her and it winds up being a hell of a good scene. Next up is McKenzee Miles with her perfect looking pussy - it's a great view when she bends over on the couch to suck cock!
Souled Out from Vouyer Media B++
Good black on white porn from one of my favorite directors, Mr. Van Styles. Andi Anderson, Ryder Skye & Tori Black etc.
Massive Facials from Elegant Angel A
Yes!!! 6 of the great porn stars working today getting around 8 or 10 blasts to the face - each! It's all blow jobs and cumshots. Courtney James really seems to get off on getting her face soaked.

Teenage Heartbreakers 2 from Third Degree A
Lexi Belle - bring out that dancing guy! A great batch of girls - just pussy - but still a great flick with Hottie-McHottie Lexi! Oh, and a bunch of others. Somewhat notable is newbie Eden Adams in her little bikini. She's cute (yet not really really cute like in her ADT thread) and energetic. She gets her ass fingered at one point so I think that might be a hint of things to come for her. Also stars Carmen McCarthy and Adriana Nevaeh.

Big Pole Little Hole from Digital Sin B+
About what the title says. Favs were Kyra Steele and Shawna Lenee.
Whale Tail 4 from Smash B+
This is the one with Lexi Belle looking so damn cute on the cover - unfortunately she gets paired up with a guy I don't much like in porn. Still a good scene to check out Lexi ... but ... the good news is that Missy Stone does anal in this one and we get to check out little Stephanie Cane too! Plus those whale tails (not big butts) but thong undies up and over!
Teen Idol 5 from Smash
Ehh...just okay. I didn't really get into any of the girls except my fav, Kacey Jordan. Waawawee, another great scene to check her out!
Swimsuit Calendar Girls from Elegant Angel A+
Wow! I about flipped my gourd when I saw the first scene with Eva Angelina! She teases us on the beach and then it's back inside for some fucking fun. Beautifully and expertly shot - plus she opens up her ass for this guy. An absolute A+ scene. Then holy shit, the next girl is Amy Ried - OMG, so hot. Another A+ scene. Things cooled down after these two but I think ADTers will find lots to like with the rest of the girls. For me though, this movie is all about Eva and Amy.
Fresh Outta High School 10 from Digital Sin A+
Another WoOoW! Hotties Ashli Orion, Carmen McCarthy, Haileey James (anal!), Jessica Right (she does fuckin' right! just like KFC!) and Natalie Norton keep those schoolgirl outfits on and keep on fuckin'! Steve Holmes gets in on a couple of scenes. A great flick with a bunch of super cute girls!
Backseat Bangers 3 from Pink Visual A
An older one from 2004 that I thought would be worth a look – and it surely is. A driver, camera guy and the fucker guy drive around in a mini-van and “pick up” chicks, hand the girls money and drive around filming a scene in the backseat. One of them is Tory Lane - it's worth it to see her peel her tight jeans off plus her reactions while passing traffic looks in. My favorite though was this wowsa chick named Jennifer - played the scene a little shy at first (an act?) but what a body and those stretchy pussy lips! Looking at the credits, it is Jennifer Luv and currently has 270 titles to her name. I guess she wasn't so shy. The camera angles in the tight area sometimes leave something to be desired (too close) but they capture some good stuff and it's a good change from the standard couch. I'll be seeing more.
The Cock Pit from Digital Sin B+
Titles like these sort of flop out with little or no fanfare but it's a solid flick - Alexia Sky, Jaylynn West, Maya Hills, Presley Maddox, Riley Shy, Roxy Deville and Tia Tanaka. All one on one, so you get a whopping 7 scenes! Almost unheard of! (Pussy fucking only though.)
Rain Coater's Point of View 8 from Red Light District
Another ehhh...yeah, it was okay, but there are better POV flicks out there. Such as? Well, try Twisted Vision or POV Fantasy - parts 1 thru 7 (so far) for each.
Big Wet Asses 13 from Elegant Angel A
Most porn fans were probably pissing themselves over Sunny Lane and her first anal but I went right for the final scene with Ms. Amy Ried. It's a damn great scene. Lots of great ass pokes and oil poured down and ass shaking and on and on. Same goes for Ms. Bobbi Starr. Love these two girls!
Who's That Girl 7 from Vouyer Media
See it for Jessica Valentino - easily the best scene (for me anyhow) on the disc. She's a cutie – matched up with Randy "Gramps" Spears for her scene. Lots of position changes and cock sucking. I didn't get into most of the rest of the flick but Samira is pretty hot and big titty fans will want to see Memphis Monroe.
Jailbait 5 (Disc 1 & 2) from Jules Jordan Video A
Oh man, forget that Hustler Barely Legal series (which are pretty good) but holy shnikes this flick kiiiickks....ass! It's the shit or the bomb or whatever you youngsters say when something is great. This is the one with total newbie Nicole Ray, Kacey Jordan (takes on 2 guys) & Eden Adams (takes on 3 guys!) Hell, just check out the official site for pics.
Give Me Gape 4 from Acid Rain
Worth a slight look - but almost not. Acid pulls me in once in a while but it's just sort of a C-list production and the chapter stops are pretty much nonexistent, And then almost everyone is giving Lexi Belle a credit in the movie (cover names a Lex Bell) but I guess it's actually Lexi Bardot. I mean I surely didn't think Lexi Belle was a gaper. Oh well.
There Will Be Cum from Platinum X
Directed by Steve Austin (is he the guy?) it has 10 girls, all blow jobs done one on one, shot POV. The blow jobs really aren't all that great and his cock is just average but the cumshots are crazy huge and all in one or two big spurts. It's something to see just for the big facials. The cuter girls include Aubrey Addams, Riley Shy & Megan Reece. Sometimes that guy stands a foot or two back and shoots a big stream of cum in the girls mouth and sometimes he's up close and it just splashes all over her face. Daniel Day Lewis ISN'T in this one.
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Posted - Aug 6 2008 : 9:03PM
Wow. The hot girl for me this week (or two) has been Madison Ivy. I saw her in something last month and then again in the latest from Van Styles and I wasn't quite flipping over wild for her until I saw her scene in S.W.A.T. 3. And half of it is just her look in that one with toned down make up and a cute little outfit - cotton white, skimpy with little rainbow straps and belt.
For anal, besides the latest Anal Asspirations I saw something called Gapeman which of course reminds me of the time Lisa Simpson sang a tribute to Bleeding Gums Murphy:
When the Jazzman's testifyin',
a faithless man believes.
He can sing you into paradise,
or bring you to your knees.
Jazzman, take my blues away,
Make my pain the same as yours with every change you play.
Jazzman, oh, Jazzman!

Change the lyrics as you see fit.
On with the quickies...
S.W.A.T. 3 from Vouyer Media A+
Newbie alert! I love it. If you like seeing 18 and 19 years olds getting laid then this is a MUST SEE!!! Layla Exx seems nervous in the intro interview (grinding or gritting her teeth - or maybe just talking thru her big smile...strange) but what a hottie - her hot pink bra stays on hanging around her waist for the scene. Madison Ivy has the show stopper here, eventually taking on 3 guys. This is the scene to see! At iafd.com they have her at 88 pounds and 4'11” and I read that she is or was a cheerleader just like my old girlfriend Courtney Simpson so of course she can get her legs behind her head for pretzel position. There is a little ass fingering and one guy almost pops it in there during doggie style so there is hope! Sarah Shine reminds me of a younger version of Cally from Battlestar Galactica (she's married to the Chief) and starts out the scene with a toy in her ass. Eventually she gets a dick in there. Not something you'd really expect from an innocent looking one like this - though she does have a prominent belly tat which is mostly hidden under a little pink tanktop in this scene. Whew.
Anal Asspirations 9 from Diabolic A
It's not “straight to the A” action here but still plenty of anal. Claudia Rossi starts this one off - tall, thin, just right boobs with dark straight hair just like I like - she's been in a ton of stuff but petty much unknown to me. After some vag fucking they move into some anal (reverse cowgirl then doggie) with a cumshot to her ass. Of course my fav Rebeca Linares does not disappoint - looking her best in the good ol' reverse cowgirl position. Riley Evans has a great scene, then it's newbie Jessica Woods (she gets woods! to her butt!) and Alektra Blue all helped in curing my video anal drought.
Killer Grip 4 from Smash
About 10 girls or so, mostly teasing and give handjobs (sometimes a bit more). It was okay, but I wouldn't go back too often.
POV Perv from Combat Zone A
Surprisingly good! And plenty of anal too. Just looking at the boxcover again, I'd say Vanessa Hill, Angel Long and Simony Diamond were my favorites. Shot POV, natch!
Pure Carmella from Kelly Madison Productions B
If you are a big boob fan then go all out for this flick. It stars Carmella Bing, of course, memorable were a couple of girl-girl-boy scenes. In one of them the girls rub down the dudes cock with their big titties. Very hot. Or hawt.
Naughty College School Girls 47 and parts 48 & 49 too from Digital Sin A
Like those white panties pulled to the side? Plaid skirts galore? If you do you'll give a big YAY to this college school girl series. Starting with part 47 we get Hannah West who seems new to me but I guess I saw her a couple times (memorable in Wasted Youth 5) last year. Young and sweet and oh no! does anal! Wow. She has a great mischievous look. Total of 5 girls in one on one scenes with my favorites being Missy Stone (vag only) and Summer Verona. Plus Hannah of course. Top girls for me in part 48 were Jordan Star, Jada Stevens and Jessie Dalton and in part 49, Jaelyn Fox and Ashli Orion but it is damn hard to remember who is who anymore. Oh God, it sure is a great time for porn.
Fetish Fucks 3 from Vouyer Media B+
Madison Ivy again - again doing the pretzel move with her legs behind her head. She gets cockpounded like this on the couch.
Fuck Dolls 10 from Red Light District
Claudia Rossi is about the best thing going here. She almost reminds me of a slightly more mature Addison Rose - and of course she is a pretty hardcore assfuckee so that is good. Here she gets taken by 2 guys, all holes. Good times as they say!
Gapeman from West Coast
All the big name extreme anal queens are in this one along with a big blackie cock that actually sprays a pretty good load. So, some of those anal girls are: Dana, Bobbi, Annette and Kelly of course. I like to see anal lots but this was a little bit much for me personally - yet, it's called “Gapeman”. Duh! I do like seeing hole gapes (but clean!) so when they show up like messy pulsating raw hamburger holes it's a turn off. Of course, as always, your mileage may vary!
What a Booty 5 from Red Light District A
Well, Tiffany Mynx is in this one. Of course she is one of the biggest names from the 90's and even so I saw plenty of porn way back then my memory is hazy. Anyhow, she gets it very nicely in the ass! One of the better anal porkings of the year - be sure to watch the tease because she gets her ass all greased up. Anal from Velicity Von here too (she takes on 2 guys) plus good scenes from Phoenix Marie and Jessica Lynn. Overall, this movie was a very nice surprise because I don't always go for the big butt flicks.
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It's another blammer. A weekday Wednesday wizzle! Fuck da grades. I'll try running a week without 'em. Some good ones though, plus I think a few that probably don't pop up on the radar for most fans.
Erotica XXX 13 from Digital Sin
Got this one to check out little bitty Celina Cross. She comes highly recommended in the Pornstar with the cutest baby face... thread. She's really hot and I know I've seen movies with her before. It's a great scene here, matched up with some dude named Manuel - they say he goes on a pussy romping rampage.
Peter North's P.O.V. 22 from North Star
Actually pretty good. Jenni Lee, Presley Maddox & sweet Sandy Sweet plus 2 others.
Barely Legal: All by Myself from Hustler
Just hot cuties teasing us and masturbating. Just. Isabella Pacino!!! Barbie Love, Rebeca Linares and about 10 others. It pretty much plays out like the first 5 minutes of most gonzo scenes with the girl slipping out of her panties and playing around. Dildo or vibrator action for most (or all.)
Teens with Tits 12 from Diabolic
I really liked the energetic performance from Carmen McCarthy! A bunch of other girls and the freckled Faye Valentine too.
Pure Anal 5 from Swank
Hell of a great flick! I like the one on ones the best - I forget the names to faces match-ups but I'm almost sure Blue Angel had a great scene. Plenty of great looking anal. And I mean plenty. Rush out anal fans! Sidenote: I had to dial down the color saturation - personal preference I suppose.
Teenage Anal Princess 8 from Anabolic
Of course, Missy Stone has a great scene, there are others too but the girl on girl action with our own MacKenzee don't be hatin' on the grrrl dat thinks not of yo Pierce teaming up for the afternoon with anal newbie Morgan Lane. It's just strap-on action for her. Morgan looks like that girl you see in Corporate Accounting with her glasses - ooo I may have said too much.
Sunny Loves Matt from Vivid
What?!?! Vivid? Well hells bells and all that. It was okay I guess. This girl Sunny Leone apparently has her first on camera guy. Slightly memorable because the cumshot is to her mouth (cock is in and her lips are around it) and is so huge that a bunch pours out of her mouth. It has got to be fake. My first reaction is "what the fuck are they trying to pull?" But reading around most fans seemed pretty happy with the movie overall.
First Time Auditions 5 from Reality Kings
Girls like Marina, Rachel Milan and whoa I like her Nichole Heiress! These were all originally on the internets I think.
Daddy's Little Princess 4 from Combat Zone
You know how at the end of that Weezer video set in the Happy Days restaurant when Al asks how the fish was and the guy from Weezer says, "Not so good, Al"? That's how I feel about this one. It just does not compare with the A list studios put out. Covergirl Halia Hill is hot though and her scene is pretty good.
Tease Before The Please 2 from Diabolic
A bunch of hot girls ranging from Alektra Blue, Bobbi Starr, Cayden Moore and our own Teagan. I liked this movie lots - it's recommended from me!
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Posted - Aug 21 2008 : 4:11AM
It's time to do the pap smear or shat smear because hey, now, the HeyNow Quickie Review Thread™ turns 4 this week! Yep, I birthed it somewhere in late August in 2004 and it was ripe and rarin' fer action. You can see the various threads here:
The place for more in 2004!
It comes alive it 2005!
Get in the mix in 2006!
You're in heaven in 2007!
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Diggin in the Gapes from Vouyer Media A
Van Styles is bbaaaack! I loved his Gaped Crusaders line from Hustler (which I'd think is defunct now since he shoots exclusively for Vouyer now I've heard) and I was not disappointed with this one since our own ADTer poster Bobbi Starr starts the show off and it really heats up when she gets drilled piledriver style but half standing doggie works well too so I can easily give this scene an A+ and the gapes here are nice black holes with some nice pinkish hue around the hole. (Sorry, I think I was workin' up a good run-on sentence there almost.) Dana D. also gets worked over nicely as does little almost newbie Jandi Lin. Those 3 were my favorites. Typically, the Van Styles camera eye is great but it seemed like the Harmony scene was overly bright - it seems to be an ongoing "problem" with some of Vouyer releases.
Flower's Squirt Shower 6 from Elegant Angel A
Always good for some squirts. Actually my interest has declined greatly over the years but for once in a while it's great. Of course Flower is in each scene - the first she gets it on with Britney Stevens (and she, friends, is quite the squirter), and they both get fucked in the ass (Britney quite spectacularly!) Jada, of course, also gets in on the action in the next scene, a couple of others and then a pretty damn great 3 girl squirt-a-thon with Miss Tucci again with Nicki Hunter and Sindee Jennings.
It Takes Two 6 from Red Light District B++
2 girls on 1 guy. They trim it down to 4 scenes since (I'd presume) they have to pay out more for the cast. I guess they save money too by having the director Mark Wood fuck Nika Noir & Jessica Valentino! Great scene. Later on he gets Madison Ivy (with Beverly Hills - that's where I wanna be!) with her legs way back behind her head. You'll probably lose your load here.
Young Fucking Bitches from Platinum X A
Fellow ADTer jrsl76 said that Celina Cross is pretty hot and wowsers what a girl! Do you remember that baby face thread? She won it you know. Here she gets teamed up with the big cock of some dude named Chris Charming. He has a long ripe one and she gets to work out it. He keeps his clothes on for the beginning which is pretty hot to see a nude girl and a fully clothed guy for some reason. Ah to dream that I could be that guy. Britney Manson and Jenna Presley also have great scenes. Jenna has a little stuffed animal for some of her scene - only mildly creepy. This one is directed by the late, great Martin Del Toro. Okay, he's not late but I think he is on the outs with being in the US of A. Or something. He was known for dumping some armpit fucking on the markets.
Swallow My Sperm P.O.V. 4 from Lethal Hardcore B
I don't really remember. It was okay.
Virtual Vivid Girls: The Love Twins from Vivid A
(Disc 1 only) Interactive discs are both fun because the girls look right at me and talk to me but are also a pain to navigate though the various footages. I'd rather have it all just laid out for me with lots of chapter stops instead of all the menu options on the screen all the time. But with that said, this is one hot flick. Lacey and Lyndsey Love - one plays the good girl and one plays the bad girl so depending which option you choose, that is the girl that gets the action. And you have strip, tease me and you, masturbate and sex options to choose from. They don't really seem all that interested at times but still they look good doing it. And in a surprise bonus, Tory Lane, yes, the great Tory, gets in on some interactive interaction too. She teases, strips and has anal sex too. Other options include making the girl cum and launching your load. Lots and lots to watch here and then you aren't quite sure you've even seen it all. (There is a disc 2 to the movie - I didn't get it or see it.)
Big Dick Cock Stars from Zero Tolerance A-
One of those comps ZT has been putting out. 16 scenes and most of them pretty good too!
Belladonna's Cock Pigs from Evil Angel A-
I thought this might just be a cock suck flick but they get down to fucking too. It looks to be all 2 girl on 1 guy action. Disc 1: Brianna Love kicks the movie off with Belladonna and a guy but I really didn't get into the scene. Nothing against either of them - I've enjoyed lots of their work. Whitney & Britney Stevens really light this thing up for me. Wow. Disc 2: This I've been waiting awhile to see: Faye Reagan and Lexi Belle everybody! Great, great scene. Other scenes: Belladonna and Steve Holmes get it on with Trinity Post and later Kimberly Kane. I didn't really get into these two either - yet there is a hell of a lot to like here. It seems like they just let them go to fuck however they want and the camera captures what it can.
In It Goes Out It Cums 5 from Red Light District
Crissy Moon shines here in a scene with the guy that sings the blues. She's wearing a sort of bright green outfit, bends over and teases us, fucks her ass with one of those icicle dildos, gets some doggie style on the couch until her clothes are pulled off and she gets it in the ass. A great anal scene but honestly I didn't seem much else in the rest of the scenes.

Jesse Jane: Kiss Kiss from Digital Playground A-
I know Jesse Jane is in here somewhere, but Stoya is the scene to see. So cute, she sucks cock, gets it in the puss, first bent over and then legs spread wide on a countertop then off to two other rooms. It seems a little rushed though and they didn't spend much time in any one position. Jenna Haze kicks off the flick with Jesse Jane and a dude. And Brianna Love along the way plus a few other girls. Great picture quality and at least some scenes were shot with 2 cameras (it would seem.)
 
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I think I'll make this my first annual Labor Day weekend BBQ quickie. Forgive me but I'm just a little underwhelmed by these first few...but still some scenes to like. And lick. And whack off. To. I think the scene in Fucked on Sight 4 with Lexi B. and Tori B. is my favorite. Of the week.
Boob Bangers 5 from Evil Angel
I'm not overly wild about big big boobs but as always this one is pretty good. Carmella Bing, Evie Delatosso and others...
Sweet Cheeks 10 from Anabolic
MacKenzee Pierce has a great anal scene with 2 guys. A total of 6 scenes here which is typical of Anabolic/Diabolic.
Barely Legal 84 from Hustler
The vision of this longrunning series lives - some “real life” setup with a guy and a girl. I liked Lindsay Meadows for one - all the girls are pretty hot but you don't always get a whole hell of a lot of heat in these Barely Legal flicks.
My Stepfather Made Me! from Evasive Angles
Actually a pretty good little flick. I really liked Kelly Skyline. She strips down in the bathroom and gets fucked by (what the hey?) Alex Sanders. Rachel Milan and Summer Verona and couple of other nearly newbie girlies. There is one scene where the girl and guy get it on with a sleeping MILF laying on the couch. That one really didn't play out that great for me.
Fucked on Sight 4 from Evil Angel
W-ehhNNN-B-C! Things really pick up here with some good POV action - 5 scenes in all with some heavy duty cumshots from Manuel. Jennifer Dark reminds me of a dirtier version of Addison Rose. Martha would say that is a good thing. The best ball draining (and busting) scene is 3 on 1 with my favorite Lexi Belle, Riley Evans and Tori Black (looking damn awesome here!) Tori and Riley get down with the moves first, yank the dudes jeans off and start strokin' away then Lexi clocks in and blows, strips down and climbs aboard. Highly recommended for this scene!
Goo 4 Two 6 from Zero Tolerance
Good stuff - I thought it played out better than 2 Chicks Same Time from Naughty America for example.
Anal Honeymoon in the Tropics from Private
The normal great hot anal action in the sand or in the pool. Mostly sand.
Ashlynn and Friends 5 from Digital Sin
A very hot flick! Ashlynn Brooke, Ellie Idol and Halia Hill (!) etc etc.

Throb 2 from Digital Playground
POV action - I recommend it.
Cum Face Fuck Dolls! from Evil Angel
I didn't totally get into it the whole movie, but the scene with Rebeca Linares is great. She takes many loads from the "sideline dudes" while being fucked by just one guy. You know she's getting pounded reverse cowgirl, leans down and a couple of guys pop on her face.
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No grades for any flicks?
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I skipped the grades this week. Toss in a mix of A's down to a B- for these. You can't much go wrong with any of them - especially the ones in which I noted especially hot scenes.
I'm actually thinking about transitioning to a "pants down" or "pants up" and variations on that theme like "pants all the way down" for the real wowsa movies. This is a reverse of the old Ebert thumbs up and thumbs down, because here if yer pants are down it means your cock is in hand and you are having fun. For Ebert, of course, a thumbs down was a dog of a movie. Either way I do very much like seeing the "cut to the chase" or "at a glance" ranking that a grade (or the 4 1/2 stars or 9 of 10 points) does give off.
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I guess time for a weekly update. It's not too hard to pound out another batch of quickies:
Deliveries in the Rear 2 from Combat Zone B+
Better then what I've been seeing from them - and more scenes than the norm! 7 I think! My favorite girl was Katy Caro. She's in TWO scenes even. First poolside with a couple of dudes, then again later inside with a dude. Some great anal from her!
No Swallowing Allowed 14 from Diabolic A-
Maybe a little oddly named since they could just name this flick anything - there isn't any kind of exceptional amount of facials (one gal takes a real hit!) which I would maybe expect but it's a solid flick of 6 scenes with a surprising amount of anal for a title that doesn't really hint at it. Cassidy Blue, Holly Morgan, Melissa Lauren, Riley Evans and Tanya James etc.
Ashlynn and Friends 4 from Digital Sin
This one kinda got lost in the shuffle but I liked Christine Alexis a whole lot.
Almost Jailbait 6 from Lethal Hardcore B
Little Sarah Shine has a good scene, I didn't quite get into Beau Marie here but I wholeheartedly acknowledge that she is a redheaded hottie. Covergirl Jade Dream takes a heck of a cumblast.
Face Invaders 3 from Zero Tolerance A-
Courtney Cummz directs. It's all girls givin' head. Crissy Moon...etc. A mix of 10 girls, they get the Courtney cam tease treatment, suck cock and take a load. Sweeter tweeters like Renae Cruz and Sandy Sweet are great of course. One great scene is with old pro Alektra Blue getting verbally guided (and more) in ways of sucking cock by a clothed Courtney - side by side. Courtney grabs the dudes cock, gives it a quick hand workup and whacks it against Alektra's mouth etc etc... You just have to see it.
Don't Pull Out 5 from Red Light District B+
That aforementioned redheaded hottie Beau Marie has my favorite scene on the disk and MILFy Brianna Beach is pretty hot too.
Oil Rigs from 3rd Degree
This movie is an absolute must for Alexis Texas fans - her scene is great here! An easy A+ scene. Pants ALL the way down for her! I didn't really get into the rest of it but I think there are some ladies for the typical ADTer to get off on.
18 and Easy 10 from VCA
Nice to see Isabella Pacino and Micah Moore!
Slippery and Wet from Private A
The girls get oiled up of course. Strangely, I enjoyed the vaginal intercourse more than the anal action. Angel Dark is great here, deeply tanned, curvy and beautiful. Tease, doggie, reverse cowgirl, vag only. HELL OF A SCENE! Innocent looking Angelina Love gets worked on by 2 guys - another great scene and I liked the scene with Daria Glower. Did I say all the gals get oiled up?
Daddy! Please Stop Fucking My Friends! from Hustler
They kick this one off with a hell of a scene with Madison Scott teaming up with some dude named Jay Crew I think. He's got a big one and Madison is pretty tiny so you know what that means...eh? Spin! I wish they could have ended each scene with a girl bursting in with a "Daddy! Please Stop Fucking My Friends!" but we just get a hint of it during the title sequence and also when old gramps porndude fucks in the second scene. That first scene with Madison was the best. I'd say A+ for her work! Really a damn hot girl! And petite.
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Compilation?
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You know, I saw Barely Legal 85 (produced by team McLean) the other week and was absolutely bored to tears by it. Sure, the chicks were petite and probably just obtained legal status months ago but it just didn't click for me. And I'm a big fan of the series. But is Hustler Barely Legal dead in the water for me? Oh hell no! I just saw Barely Legal School Girls 4 and it was so fucking great! Of course, this one is directed by some Will Ryder dude. See below for my School Girls talk.
And more all-girl than you normally see from me...how quaint! And only 7 movies this time around...hmmm, could HeyNow be getting so much bedroom action that he don't gots the time for porn so much? Heeeeey now!
Naughty Athletics 3 from Naughty America C+
For the first time ever ADTer and reviewer Roger Herraw and I agree! Not much to see here except AnnMarie Rios teasing us in her little pink yoga outfit. Worth it to see this little sweeter suck and fuck.
Curvy Girls from Elegant Angel B+
I think this is my first look at Adrenalynn on video - she has that tattoo ringing around her poophole. I'm only a minor fan of these so-called curvy girls but Alexis Texas has a hell of a scene for me again! She rolls around on the bed in the tease, then gets some doggie style that really shows off her assets.
Squirt Gangbang 3 from Elegant Angel A
It's a great movie to see at least once. Plus it's just a plain good ol' fun time. In the first scene, the covergirl cheerleaders goof off for awhile, tease, strip until suddenly one girl sprays a load right on poor Kristina Rose. She's laughing and acts surprised in a "holy, shit, what the fuck" way. Then the rest of the girls go for it. These are some big streams that come out of these gals. In the second scene, Bobbi Starr gets loaded on so much so in the end she has to put on a snorkeling face mask and have another girl hold her mouth open. Good times!
Wet Dreams Cum True 6 from Zero Tolerance B+
[ invalid url ], some serious jailbait there, seems barely old enough to go for the DMV test and *faint* she has braces too. Faye Valentine and Gabriella Romano have good scenes and then a bushy Britney Ray (sporting some considerable hair down there - considerable for 2008 anyhow) gets it on reverse cowgirl and then (mmmmmm) piledriver! The girls spout out the phrase “Alpha Pussy Kappa!” after the cumshot. School girls, remember? (All vag movie.)

We Live Together 5 from Reality Kings A+
These girls are so fucking hot!!! Some great all-girl tease! The best is a scene with Kacey Jordan and two other hotties (they are on the cover), they are out and about, on the street and then wind up in the bedroom, kissing and playing. They strip down, get out the toys and get to work. Ends with all three of them with dildos up their asses. There is another scene that is a carbon copy (sorta) of this scene, 3 girls on a bed, it's really hot too, this is the scene in which featured girl is “Kelly”, here they do the double dildo which is pretty hot. In another scene, 2 girls get it on in the shower, and the double dildo is back!

Squirt Gangbang 2 from Elegant Angel A+
Oh. My. Lord. It's great.
It just is.
Take my word for it. Squiiiiiirt!
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Stephanie Cane from Pure 18 2:
stephanie-1.pick0.jpg^^ It's almost time to start compiling my top 10 list. And this one didn't hit DVD until early 2008 so it will probably make it. It is too early to make that list though and I'm not going to be checking it twice yet that is for damn sure! Shhhhhiiiit! That Stephanie Cane scene is really fuckin' great! You really can't go wrong with how that little striped top frames her titties during the scene (it eventually comes off) but we get some great side angles, first with her panties pulled to the side and then later some near POV action filmed from above her - you could almost pretend it's you pounding away at her. And the tease in these Pure 18 scenes are awesome too - here Steph *cough* I mean Stephanie Cane bends over nicely, fully clothed, in those pink pantaloons.
And those weekly quickies...so quickly put together:
We Live Together 4 from Reality Kings A-
Multiple girls in bed, one scene is outside by a pool. The formula works. Girls mess around, strip down (out of those skimpy little (but brightly colored) outfits) and mess with their toys. The group of 4 girls starts off with the daisy-chain play until that gets boring and then switch to the double-dildos, oh God verrrry hot! 2 pairs pounding away at each other. Another group of girls does about the same thing. Like I say...the formula works!
Big Tits at Work 2 from Brazzers B+
Tory Lane and Veronica Rayne get in on some great looking anal.
Teen Worship 2 from Exquisite Multimedia
Pretty average. Still probably worth a look if you like any of the ladies.
Slam It! In a Young Pussy from Evil Angel
Just okay. I'd say Aubrey Addams is pretty great, I'd like to say that Chistina Agave and Holly Wellin were great but so much is shot so close-up.
Fucked on Sight 5 from Evil Angel A-
Some good POV, bordering on great at times.
Naughty College School Girls 50 from Digital Sin A-
Newbie Robyn Truelove is one of a couple standouts - here she gets her school girl outfit soaked when the scene goes into the hottub. Good action. Some damn fresh girls here guys, including Laylah Diamond and Rikki Love. I never heard of 'em either but I like what I see.
Barely Legal: School Girls 3 from Hustler B++
The threesome (Veronique Vega, Cayton and Audrey Bitoni – all dressed alike!) on the cover get it on - sort of. They goof around, then some dude comes in to fuck Ms. Vega while the other two watch, and then the two girls play with each other in the next scene. Toys and that double-dildo. Those striped "hottie" panties are damn hot! Be sure to watch the BTS on these 3 girlies. Maya Hills also has a good scene.
Edited by - heynow on 10/21/2008 3:38:34 AM
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Ready for a late night quickie from your HeyNow?
Hopefully I can get this damn thread back on track. My favorite of this batch is Teens Like It Big from some internet startup called Brazzers. The dudes have big cocks and the girls are pretty tiny so it makes for a damn fine flick. Am I wooed by big cocks? Oh no no no. No! Oh God, I hope not, but still it's a lot of fun because the girls “play-act” that the cock is so big and the guy needs to take it slow. I'd say fans of Kacey Jordan won't even be able to get thru that first scene without loading up and shooting off.
Gape Lovers 3 from Evil Angel A
Here are the highlights. Disc 1 starts off with the two "bee girls" pouring some sugar on themselves – in the form of honey, naturally. A great scene with some girl play then the guy comes in and fucks their poopholes. Doggie is great and piledriver is even better. But the we all came here to see little Madison Ivy get her virgin hinderhole bonked by Miss Jenna Haze. Fuckin' awesome scene! And yes, Madison does the pretzel! Plus some great doggie. Scene is girl/girl/toy/toy only. Disc 2 was just okay for me. It started off with 3 girls (Ariel Summers, Sarah Shine, and Tricia Oaks) playing around with toys and that was really pretty good then some other scenes. How's THAT for specifically vague?
Keepin' It Fresh from Digital Sin B
I know I'm really supposed to love girls like Ashli Orion and Coco Velvett but I was more taken by Brynn Tyler and Morgan Layne. Oh my Lord, rush to the doggie style scene with little Morgan Layne! Awwwesome! She's got quite a pussy! (And inflated boobies.)
Double Vision from Jules Jordan Video
I think it was just disc 2 that I saw - I flipped when I saw the Brynn Tyler and Kacey Jordan scene. They are dressed in their tight work out clothes (complete with headbands) tease us with their tighties and then strip down and get fucked. I just love Kacey so much! A must see scene. All in all, it's POV with 2 girls (the dooouble vision part!) I haven't seen disc one so I won't hand out a grade this round.
Make Me Creamy 4 from Vouyer Media A
Run, run!!! To see little Nicole Ray! She crawls around the floor looking for some cock, finds some when a guy pokes his head in the room and pokes his cock out his shorts. Some great cock sucking until Nicole gets bent over and fucked. She is another one of these tiny girls that has a pretty meaty pussy. Not quite Kacey J. meaty but its got something going down there. So, she's bent over getting fucked, the guy lifts one of her legs up, we see her tits flopping around (inside her little pink top and out of it), some normal fucking with her laying back and then some nicely ripe reverse cowgirl - again showing off her puss. God, I'm in blubbering fanboy mode now. Really a damn great scene. A couple of dudes run in to do a "cream off" on her pussy. Some other fine scenes and girls, but this was my favorite.
Anal Teen Tryouts 19 from Devil's Films A-
Damn good. A couple of the girls had hairy bushes (do I really need to quantify bushes with hairy...hmmm) anyhow, they did and it was damn hot. There is a 2 girl on 1 guy scene that is damn hot too.

Big Wet Tits 7 from Elegant Angel A+
A must see! And I'm not even a big “big tit” fan! Amy Reid, Angelina Valentine (gets a massive cum blast to the tits), Leah Livingston and Whitney Stevens. Most get oiled up at some point. Also Jada Fire.
My Fantasy Girls P.O.V. 2 from Digital Sin B
See it for AnnMarie Rios - an A+ scene for me! - she plays a Hawaiian girl complete with a coconut shell bra. Some great tease with that grass skirt, some oil and a some damn tiny panties and then she gets fucked POV style. I just didn't get too wild about the rest of the scenes...they play dress-up with nurse, baseball girl, maid and train conductor. Choo-choo!
I Wanna Buttfuck Your Daughter from Devil's Film
A mildly rude title to say the least. Ehh. I only gave it 2 stars when I returned at BushDVD. I'd go with Anal Teen Tryouts 19 over before this one.
Teens Like it Big from Brazzers A+
The teenie boppers are the stars here with big time suporting roles from dudes with big big cocks. Little Kacey Jordan starts this one off and like most of the other girls in this flick she's surprised by the size of the dude and yes, she's really tight and has a hard time getting stiff cocks in her pussy. Or as Mr. Jon Lovitz would say, "Acting!" but it don't matter none! It's a visually colorful scene with the bright bedcover and her little pink bra. Next up is Madison Ivy opening a birthday present - it's a guy! She sucks and fucks with 3 of her way cute (wwwaaaaayy cute!) friends watching. And then it's time for 2 girls on one guy with Madison Scott and Hailey Young - another great scene. Whew. I'm drained. Have I ever mentioned that Kacey Jordan is my favorite? But, maybe Lexi Belle really is. Luckily, Lexi is in this one too. She doesn't act as surprised or as tight, but she gets it on with a guy fresh out of the shower. Again, beautifully done. The whole thing wraps up with Nikki Rhodes and then a bonus scene with little Veronique Vega! All vaginal.
Brazzers links:
Kacey Jordan
Madison Ivy
Lexi Belle
I might have to join.
 
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I had a teacher once that used this phrase. Specifically vague. I don't remember if it was about me or his teaching or life in general. Either which way, I guess it works. Hell, at this point I barely remember the differences between, say, Spring Chickens 21 or Sweet and Petite 4. As with most things in life, you get a better idea of things by going to one of the official ADT reviews from anyone versus a quickie.
But...
Having said that, got time for a Halloween quickie? More like the eve of All Hallows Eve. I think the best one this last week (or so) for me was POV Jugg Fuckers from the masterdude, Jonni Darkko. Lots of cock sucking and boob rubbin' on cock with some big cumshots. And I'm not even a big "big tittie" fan. Jam packed with 15 girls. Just oral / jugg play.
Naughty Book Worms 13 from Naughty America A
Classroom action! Desk sex. Etc. Newbie Alex Dupuis (just 2 movies! And probably some stuff for the internets tube) and little Ashli Orion get on with some semi-creepy professor-type dude. Just like I like it, they play nervous little chicks at the beginning. The teacher dude must talk them into it or something. (Remember the time that some dude does that with Addison Rose in Book Worms 3? Priceless!) Back to this one, at some point during the blowjob there is a loud knock at the door and the guy starts yelling not to come in and the girls get nervous that they are going to get caught to the point that Alex is crossing her fingers that the guy outside the classroom won't bust in. Well, he doesn't and all the bent over the desk sex and bouncing around can happen and it all ends with a pretty nice cumshot which the girls can giggle about. Whew. The rest? Little blondie Brynn Tyler has a decent scene. Oh, Lordy, this is my first look (nearly) of Jenny Hendrix with her new hairdo. Nice! Tori Black has a scene with another girl that is good for a while but kind of fizzles a little. All in all, a very solid flick. And I forgot Shawna Lenee.
Cum Hungry Leave Full 6 from Zero Tolerance C+
Mostly a skip. Nika Noire was about the hottest thing going for me in this movie. Otherwise I didn't really dig it. Then again I'm not really much of a fan of stuff from Mike Blue or creamy pies.
Spring Chickens 21 from Diabolic B+
Girls like Brittany Angel, Mimi Allen and Nicole Ray and so on. They show off their panties, bend over, tease us and then get fucked. Mmm, Nicole and those orange panties. Overall, it was fine, just not a blockbuster like part 19 was. That one lives on as one of greatest movies ever. Ever! (Part 19 stars Bree Olson and Isabella Pacino - both doing some big time anal.)
Cheaters: Caught or Not from Third Degree B
A mildly interactive flick as at some point near the climax they let you push enter if you want to see the fuckers get caught. Then they get caught and maybe yelled at but a couple of times the dude or gal doing the catching joins in on the action.
Sweet and Petite 4 from Anabolic B+
The girls weigh in and get measured. Oh Lordy, she's so little! Amai Liu! And little Madison Ivy has been popping up everywhere along with Nicole Ray. See it for these and another great anal scene with Missy Stone.
Belladonna's Foot Soldiers from Evil Angel A-
I've Got Soul But I'm Not A Soldier! Anyhow, cough. Nicely shot - you get all the footplay you'd want plus some great fucking scenes. Cumshots are to the feet of course. Lexi Belle, Alexis Texas, Roxy DeVille etc.
Blow Me Sandwich 12 from Zero Tolerance A
Just like all the rest, beautifully shot, with 2 girls on one cock (oral only) shot POV. Some g/g kissing sometimes, and the girls are in control here - the guy just lays back. So, no forced gagging and the cumshots are completely girlie induced. My favorites team-ups: Aubrey Adams & Tori Black. AnnMarie Rios & Nautica Thorn. Brooke Belle & Carmen McCarthy. Brooke Scott & Holly Wellin. Just to name a few.
The Whole Enchilada 3 from Vouyer Vision
See it for Vanessa Lee. Waawawee! She keeps on this sexy little pink top but gets down good and proper with the dude. With subtitles even! Vanessa shows up again in a bonus scene (the studio normally adds a POV blowjob bonus to each movie - though here it's some tease and hand action.) Katie Cummings also shows up for a bonus boner scene. Hot with that bright red lipstick! Back to the main scenes - you'll enjoy it if you really like those latinas!
Nylons 4 from Third Degree B+/A-
A solid fuck flick. Abby Rhodes, Carmen McCarthy, Eden Adams, Savannah Stern and little Tori Black(!!!)
POV Jugg Fuckers from Evil Angel A
Oh. Yes! 15 scenes of big titted girls getting' it on with some long cock. And shot the way only Darkko seems to be able to do - just think the Suck It Dry series with big tits. Rubbin' Teasin' Suckin' like that Journey song! Lots of squirts of cum to tits and in one scene the guy is getting fucked with tits and all you see is the stream of ejaculate bloop bloop bloop up out of her cleavage. Good times. For that guy anyhow. And the viewer.
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Posted - Nov 21 2008 : 10:05PM
Time to grease up and push out a Friday greaser!
Fresh Flesh from Elegant Angel A
Hot little flick! Emma Heart - FF to the doggie style anal, really hot! New ADTer Mina Leigh has the first scene - anal for her too. And then Tori Black has my favorite scene - she just looks great, legs spread for couch fucking, missionary (sort of), reverse cowgirl and doggie complete with the guy thumbing her ass. This counts as anal for me!
Young Fresh Meat from Hush Hush B+
Ashli Orion and Brynn Tyler have pretty hot scenes and whoa Elli Foxx is fun playing a "newbie to porn" chick - she plays random gal getting picked up by Mr. Pete after a fight with her boyfriend, laughs at the suggestion of porn, takes her "newbie" time getting down and sucking cock (some nice reactions there - though it's all acting, she's done movies all year), then to getting her top pulled down and a hand in her pants. And then on to some fuckin'. Heeey now!­
Roller Dollz from Zero Tolerance / Adam & Eve
I saw the first disc. Just okay. "Not for me, I guess." I did like the Teagan scene in a lockerroom.
Bombshell Bottoms 4 from Vouyer Media B+
Cute newbie Audrianna Angel (I like her!), some ass pounding with MacKenzee Pierce - she gets her butthole teased with a toy and then fucked doggie style, later on, fresh newbie Shay Moore gets a surprising amount of anal fucking - right from the start. Nicely shot, explicit and wowowowsa! What the hey, where did this new anal girl come from?
The Girl Next Door 6 from Combat Zone B+
Madison Ivy and little newbie cutie Stephanie Richards.
Squirt in My Gape 3 from Elegant Angel A-
Always a lot of fun - to check out at least once. I don't think overall it holds up on multiple viewings. That's just a general observation on the squirting aspect. I love it but I can tire of it quickly too. Tons of anal of course and all the girls you would expect in a squirtfest like Flower Tucci, Jada Fire and Sindee Jennings. Plus the current crop of anal addicts like Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond and always good to see Tory Lane. This is the best: Tory gets some nice streams of piss in her face from Britney Stevens while in the 69 position. Plus a lot of poophole drenching all around.
Whack Jobs 3 from Zero Tolerance
A bunch of girls, in scenes one at a time giving out hand jobs shot POV style. I pretty much zipped thru it checking out the girls that attracted me. It was okay.
Daughter I'd Like to Fuck from Digital Sin B+
Of course I wanted to see it because of sexy covergirl Juicy Pearl. She's hot. It's a good but not gree-ee-aa-at scene. (A better movie to see her is her scene in Road Hard - she keeps her jeans half on for part of the scene.) And then of course I wanted to see newbie Dani Jensen - she teams up with Michael Stefano for a fairly hot scene in a garage. Hell of a nice body on her - be sure to catch the BTS shot where she flips off the camera with a load of cum on her face.
Anal Beach Buns from Evil Angel A-
Disc 1: Some girl / girl / guy action with some fine anal (really fine!) then it's on to some girl / girl stuff with little Ashley Blue. Nice to see her! Disc 2: Bobbi Starr takes on two big blacks. Cocks.
Lollipop Lesbians from Evil Angel A
Disc 1 starts off with a great A+ scene with Morgan Layne and Kenzie Marie. It's just fuckin' great. Kiss and tit play leads to bending over and pulling undies to the side. Then it gets pretty explicit with dildo ass play. This flick is all girl / girl. Duh, lollipop lesbians, you know! The next scene is all strap on and then the next has Aurora Snow. Disc 2 gives us a couple more scenes, my favorite was Ariel X and Isabella Sky. Oh God, the dildo assplay is great. Another A+ scene. I wasn't really a fan of the lollipop stuff and dildos on a stick. I'm "old school" I guess.
On the "meh" list:
The Sexual Exhibitionists from Private
Fucking Me POV 4 from Red Light District
Doctor Adventures 2 from Reality Kings
Tits Ahoy 8 from Third Degree
Not terrible. But meh for me.
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Posted - Dec 7 2008 : 11:56AM
Holy shit, sometimes there is just a perfect storm of porn popping its way into my mailbox. Either that or the gods are in love with me. A whole hell of a lot of must see flicks in the last two weeks. Yep, this is a HEYNOW recommends type of post.
Let's just say there is a whole fraken lot of a A+ scenes out there. Remember on Cheers when Frasier and Lilith bought a house and then sang:

Our porn, is a very, very, very fine porn.
With two cats in the yard,
Life used to be so hard,
Now everything is easy 'cause of you.

Plus a whole lot of shockingly great anal fuckerings. Who? When? Why? What? How about those pros like Jenna, Missy, Rebeca, Bobbi and gals like Megan Reece - search her out, ADTers!
S.W.A.T. 4 from Vouyer Media A
This one was a hotly anticipated one for me. The whole thing starts off with Tuesday Cross - she's the girl that has a decorative cross tattooed on her chest. She's 18 so of course she's in our Girls born in 1990? thread. She takes on 2 guys. Alyssa Hall was a real find here - seriously hot in the reverse cowgirl position. A couple of scenes didn't really hit with me in the middle but the whole thing ends up with covergirl Tanner Mayes. Nice! Be sure to check out little Haley Sweet in the bonus blowjob scene - she can give Sandy Sweet a run at the "sweetness" title! Sorry Sandy! Most scenes start with the girls sitting on or better yet, bent over on a sofa, giving off a little pre-scene interview and tease. Perfect!
Teens in Tight Jeans 3 from Vouyer Media A
Having the girl (or girls) parade around in jeans, bending over and then peeling them off is a great way to start a scene! Plus, the girls are certified teens. Certified! Annnnd....there is plenty of anal from these little chickies too! Eve Nicholson? Yep, takes on two guys. Tianna? Anal, yep! Leona Dulce? Oh, yea...takes on two plus some damn fine doggie style butt busting anal. She's in a scene with Mimi Allen (2 guys 2 girls). A couple of girls getting pussy fucked only: Riley Ray, nice! and whoa, Eden Adams gets caught vigorously working a vibrator into barely pulled down jeans. (Sidenote: who names their pornstar daughter Leona? That's an "old people" name!)
Anal Teen Tryouts 16 from Devil's Films A+
A great flick - imagine if a foreign exchange student showed up at your school (I mean college, of course!) and they love the anal. Multiply that by five! Lots of cuties here - I especially liked the girl in the tiny denim shorts. It's all a hell of a lot of fun and really pretty memorable.
We Live Together 3 from Reality Kings A
Some hot all girl action here! They film them in some shopping situation, they come home, strip down (don't worry, they take their time!), get out the toys and get to work. Sometimes strap-ons, sometimes the doubleheaded dildo to work up two pussies at once. 3 girls on a bed, typically.
Sporty Girls from Elegant Angel A
A couple of excellent, hot anal scenes from Jenna Haze and Rebeca Linares. Jenna shows off her reverse cowgirl anal and doggie anal skills (it will melt your heart!) as you might expect. I'd put this one in her 10 ten best scenes ever. That stuff is subjective, but whoa nellie deli, it's hot! That legs up reverse cowgirl anal with her pussy so nicely exposed? It's here! That face down, ass up with a cock wiggling in her hinder? Yep. Here! In the next scene Rebeca bends over in her white workout pants and I nearly lost it when I saw her cheek bulge out - stuffed full of cock. Another very hot scene with some great ass pounding in the missionary position - her laying back, legs spread and the guy standing up, then on to cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and then lots of doggie anal style too. Kristina Rose and Phoenix Marie team up for a fun scene.
Ashlynn and Friends 6 from Digital Sin A-
Wow, little Kiki Vidis! She's dressed like she could be in Fresh Outta High School or Naughty College something with her schoolgirl plaid. YUM! She's great and so is Madison Ivy - another scene with her legs wrapped way on back! If you want a little more curvy action you go for the Ashlynn Brooke scene - ends with a nice juicy facial. The rest of the girls are Jaclyn Case and Juelz Ventura.
Keep 'Em Cummin' from Vouyer Media A
A nicely done cumshot compilation. Many many girls, many blasts. A few notables: Ashley Jensen gets soaked. Included here is that great Cassie Young where she takes a blast to her mouth and her eyes get wide! Charlotte Stokley gets blomped on by about 4 guys during an orgy-type scene. And on and on. The cover proclaims 68 girls and 163 cumshots. The movie ends with some cutie named Jaylnn West in a full scene (might be new?) and gets loaded on by 7 dudes.
I'm a Big Girl Now 8 from Diabolic A
I've forgotten (or didn't know) about this series and have at least parts 5, 6 and 7 to catch up on at some point. I figured out pretty quick that it's an anal themed movie - the gist of the title is that these girls are old enough for anal (i.e. "Fuck me in my ass, I'm a big girl now!") Of course I went right for Missy Stone in her red bikini with white polka dots. Wow, hell of a scene with everything you'd want. The best? Maybe the reverse cowgirl position. Then I got back to the beginning with rollergirl Eve Nicholson, yummo! Then, whoa now, that Leona Dulce again and then I nearly lost by load when I saw Megan Reece (breaking news alert, this is a must see scene!), she appears on screen with a butt plug hidden under her panties - some great tease. She takes dick later on. Always nice to see a newish face get it in the rear. Plus she can get her legs pretty far back. There just a lot to like all around, even beyond anal in this movie.
Butthole Whores 3 from Evil Angel A
Oh holy shit?!? Missy Stone? Duh, tons of anal here. Belladonna, Dana DeArmond and Holly Wellin! Wow, wow and WOW! Gapes-ahoy! Serious gapes, my friends.
Sadie and Friends from Digital Sin B+
I think this is my first look at Sadie West - a contract gal for New Sensations / Digital Sin so we'll be seeing a lot of her. Lola Banks gets all sweaty and wow look at the Natalie Norton thread - first picture, she's wearing those tight grey undies on a pool table. Hot! She strips them off and down. OR down and off. Either way, HeyNow likes!
Bet Your Ass 6 from Evil Angel A
Another solid assfuck of a movie from the Darkko. Adriana Deville takes on two here - she reminds me a little of Isabella Pacino. Of course when I put the disc in I went straight to Bobbi Starr - OMG, she sticks in some big black pump-up dildo to stretch her hindend out and then take some dude (Mark, probably) in doggie style anal - some great action here and the angle I like!!! Emma Cummings has shiny little black outfit on, again looks prime in doggie style anal. Of course Jenna Haze is in it - need I say anything?
On Vacation with My Slut Sister from Private A
A great one in the Tropical Series from Private. Probably the best in awhile! If you like seeing white sand stuck to girls bodies, you'll love this one. A couple of girl/girl/guy scenes really makes this movie, then there is a girl that keeps her pink shirt on for most of it - still really great...oh hell, some dude did a review and it's better than I remember now.
Edited by - heynow on 12/7/2008 12:04:08 PM
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Posted - Dec 21 2008 : 2:17PM
Wow, you are going to split your shorts with the POV flick from Chris Streams called Full Streams Ahead. Split them all to hell! Okay, I'm a little late to the party since it was released in August. Anyhow, it's going on my top ten list for 2008. Yep! I have 8 spots filled on my list so far - just keeping those last two spots open in case I see something really pants splittingly good!
And I'm thinking Santa is getting ready to come down your chimney. Me? I've probably got one more post after this one for the year. I won't be coming down any chimneys at all just so you know.
Fuckin' Around in South Beach 2 from Red Light District B+
This is the one where they film the whole thing in a Florida hotel room with RLD dudes Mark and/or John. First it was On The Road, but now it's just Fuckin' Around. I got it to see an early Tori Black scene, which was good, but I was wowed by Robyn Lee (super cute!) and Ruby Knox getting it on with the guys. The mess around on the beach, then inside and finally to the bed. Just a fun little casually filmed bunch of scenes. Robyn and Ruby look great waiting for the cumshots - hunt this one down for these two.
I Wanna Buttfuck Your Daughter 3 Devil's Film B+
An nice mix of girls. I liked the last scene with some dark haired girl (I think her name is Sasha) up against 2 guys. Lots of anal! Cowboy, DP, missionary - and that great move where the bottom guy pulls his cock out of the girls ass, lifts up that open hole for the other to fuck. Nicely done here.
Paid Companions from Studio A B
Well, it's artistic. All girl - it plays out better for me as an "extras" disc. Did I say it is artistic? Yes, artistic porn. Lots of girls, situations and scenes. Faye Valentine, Nika Noire, Veronique Vega and more.
I'm a Big Girl Now 7 from Diabolic B
Stars a young (younger?) Bree Olson - a nice scene. This is probably from her first couple of months in the business. Anal throughout the movie. Hannah West was another good scene.
Real College Girls 13 from Hustler B
A reasonably solid porno. Of course, I don't think these names are “real college girls” but who cares. Anal from Allison Pierce and some other good scenes I guess. A few upper pussy area tattoos. Uhhh. Anyhow, it's a series I need to catch up on.
Barely Legal 87 from Hustler B
Some cuties here, a few would be helped by some body make-up, quite honestly. Not a problem with newbie Deena Daniels though - hot scene, literally. She gets sweated up. Then get worked up for Jessica Young – she's a "car wash cutie". These were my 2 favorite scenes.
Kristina Rose: Dirty Girl from Elegant Angel A
This is the movie that famously has Kristina Rose doing her very first anal on camera. Nicely done. There are two anal scenes here, one with a guy and our girl and then a guy along with Kristina and Rebeca Linares. Then a solo toy scene, a cumbath scene where she gets absolutely soaked by about 6 guys while playing with one of those big massaging vibrators and then finally a couple of scenes with Mark Ashley (in one of those Tori Black gets in on the action! They could almost be twins!)
Jack's POV 12 from Digital Playground B
A solid POV flick, Kiki Vidis, cutie Madison Ivy and anal from Teagan Presley plus a couple of others.
Missy-Behavin' from Seymore Butts
It's not a great one, yes there are 5 girls but just 3 scenes. But some anal and even some squirting in the first scene. Nice. And lots of anal with Missy Stone teaming up nicely with Christian in the reverse cowgirl anal position. He wrote about his experiences on set back in April on his blog and the burger at Islands she had after. Ymm. Movie is still worth a look. Most of them are, you know!

Full Streams Ahead from Jules Jordan Video A+
POV from Chris Streams. One of those 2-disc must see monsters. Juicy Pearl starts the thing off, first in a fur coat, and then crawlin' to some cock. Always nice to see them crawl - in a sexy way. I'm not a dirty old coot! Great scene, Juicy is sexy as hell! She gets a big cum squirt to the face at the end. Tori Black has the next scene and is the girl that launches this one to the A+ grade. Hot hot hot! Ton and tons of eye contact with the camera on her blowjob. Wow! Just awesome. This is the scene that Chris (on the Tori Black thread) said that he was as nervous as hell. Doesn't show. She rides him and gets fucked missionary style. She gets another solid blast. This dude can spray a load! Sorry guys, I just FF'd the Jada Fire scene to instantly arrive at the Angelina Valentine scene. She looks great suckin' and fuckin' too! What the hey? Some excellent looking cowgirl position fucking with that meaty pussy of hers. Disc 2 bring on one of my favorites, little Ms. Jenna Haze. Oh God, another A+ scene, teases and sucks, wait until you see her plop down and slide on down onto his cock, and then lean back and look at us. I'm going to say it's a top ten Jenna Haze scene! Later on, Savannah Stern and some anal from Shyla Stylez and Sophie Dee (she really take a load!). They spend a couple of minutes showing the girl with cum dripping down, etc. A damn great release!
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Posted - Dec 21 2008 : 4:41PM
I love that move!
Yeah I'm liking her. Very fit. She now goes by [ invalid url ].
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Posted - Dec 21 2008 : 5:16PM
HeyNow,i enjoy reading your mini reviews.
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Posted - Dec 21 2008 : 7:43PM
Yea, I saw you mention that on the girls with abs thread. I was going to mention it. I doubt I'll remember her the next time I see one of her movies.
And thanks stinkfist! Hopefully a few dudes get some ideas from the thread.
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Posted - Dec 21 2008 : 8:24PM
There's actually a name for that move: booty call.
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Posted - Dec 21 2008 : 8:43PM
^ I remember you told me that last year. Is this official? I'm assuming so. There was a thread asking about this move a few months ago and all that came up with either "tail of two dickies" or "ass swapping". Of course, I passed along your "booty call".
I think I will check with Dan Savage to be sure.
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Posted - Dec 21 2008 : 9:03PM
Why would that be called "booty call"? I don't get it. There's already something sex-related called a booty call, for one, and also, what about that move brings to mind anything to do with "calling"?
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Posted - Dec 21 2008 : 9:14PM
There hasn't been this much talk in a quickie review thread since...well, since forever!
I kinda get the call thing.
call /kôl/
noun
1 a cry made as a summons or to attract someone's attention: in response to the call, a dick appeared.
• the characteristic cry of a bird or other animal.
• (a call for) an appeal or demand for: the call for dick was welcomed.
• a summons: a dick arrived to fuck a butthole.
• [in sing. ] a powerful force of attraction: fuckers can't resist the call of the ass.
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Posted - Dec 21 2008 : 9:44PM
I have heard the guys within the scenes use the term, probably on some of Red Light's excursions in Eastern Europe where this practice is very common.
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Posted - Dec 22 2008 : 4:03PM
the first time i saw that move it was done by everhard for a jules jordan movie before the red light days and i was telling pat myne how cool it was and he said they were calling that move "the elevator"
Edited by - christopher streams on 12/22/2008 4:13:50 PM
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Posted - Dec 22 2008 : 5:12PM
^ See now "the elevator" makes more sense to me than "the booty call". Think about it; someone gets out of the ass on one floor, goes up a floor and someone else gets in...
I like it. I'm calling it "the elevator" from now on.
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Posted - Dec 22 2008 : 10:58PM
Oh God, the elevator! I DO like it!
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Posted - Dec 30 2008 : 8:57PM
Jeez. Who writes this slop?
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