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bootymeister
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Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity
1589 Posts
11/08
Posted - May 24 2011 : 9:15PM
G/G breast play is awesome! It's easy to capture on video, so it should be a no brainer. The lack of G/G breast play has baffled me for decades.
simon33333 All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

828 Posts
9/09
Posted - May 27 2011 : 8:12PM
I always ask to get the artwork, just got one from Cd Universe. Really fast shipping and pleased
vhorn
Member

35 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 10 2011 : 9:00PM
Here's my list....
*Want to see real tits that are big - tired of implants.
*Tired of all the constant close-ups in most of the newer scenes - I want to be a vouyer and see shots from a distance that show full body shots of the guy and girl.
*Want to see the girl finish off the guy. Too many guys having to jack off.
*Tired of the girls fake screaming non-stop.
*Tired of the covers not listing the male stars.
joseph
Deactivated User

39 Posts
3/11
Posted - Jun 11 2011 : 5:11AM
all this parody junk
 
Mojo
Deactivated User

1223 Posts
9/03
Posted - Jun 11 2011 : 7:21AM
Big ugly tats on girls
Impersonal robotic sex
Cuckold
IR scenes shot mostly in sterile studios and houses
Girls keeping clothing on (especially shoes & panties) during sex
Drunken MTV style cameramen
Edited by - Mojo on 6/11/2011 7:22:53 AM
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

7238 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jun 11 2011 : 12:25PM
I will repeat myself and give this a hearty +1.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jun 12 2011 : 12:24AM
By the way, I forgot to point this out when I was posting this but I'm aware that a lot of these directors who are trying to shoot porn in the "roaming camera man" style are trying to emulate Buttman. The problem here is that it's not as simple as just picking up a camera and walking around with it. Buttman was/is actually good at it in a weird sort of way where it really shouldn't be good but it is anyway. This is why Buttman is known as the master of this style. It's not as easy as it looks. When most directors try to do this, they're just going to bore the shit out of their audience.
Direct your movie the way you want but understand that unless you have serious talent, you're not Buttman. I have to admit I'm loving Mike Adriano's stuff, though. He's not Buttman either but he's damn good.
datdude
Member

72 Posts
11/09
Posted - Jun 12 2011 : 11:15AM
I just get tired of the same things in porn. Over in Japan they have different kinds of porn for whatever your fetish may be. The US really falls behind on variety in porn.
For the topic the thing I hate the most is scenes where the girl has a nice ass and the guy cums on her face. The girl is about to fall over trying to comeback around to catch it in the face where the guy could bust on her beautiful ass..
Also I hate POV scenes that always have to end with a facial.
bootymeister
Senior Member

Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity
1589 Posts
11/08
Posted - Jun 12 2011 : 11:27AM


Extreme cosmetics of any sort, including blonde hair.


tmzfan123
Member

52 Posts
4/11
Posted - Jun 12 2011 : 12:36PM
I believe that scenes are way too long. You could do everything you need to in 15 minutes.
I want girls to wear more sexy lingerie and always a thong that gets taken off so you can actually see.
They should push the story-line boundaries a lot more than they do.
bootymeister
Senior Member

Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity
1589 Posts
11/08
Posted - Jun 13 2011 : 3:21PM

I agree completely. The Lisa Ann scene in "Gangbanged!" was 25 minutes too long. Perhaps to cover the extra costs of a large gang bang, the need to make a two scene DVD with hours of content was realized. But Lisa Ann's conservative approach to serving a group made for a yawn after the fantastic intro and tease. Also, I just watched Digital Playground's "Escaladies", instead of making the sex more interesting by adding sex acts and positions, the scenes were extended by what seemd like looping. I usually skip Digital Playground becuase usually they can bore the viewer in just 8 minutes per scene, but the geniuses managed to make watching Ann Marie Rios, Vicki Chase, and Sasha Bleu (Selena Rose) a war of attrition. With excellent the BluRay picture quality, I reaffirm the priority I give to content. Also, because both the DVD and the BluRay discs came together, I realize that DVD is plenty good enough.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jun 14 2011 : 9:50AM
I probably mentioned this somewhere else (probably in this thread but I'm too lazy to look through all 11 pages) but I hate when they take hundreds of pictures while they're filming a video scene. Sometimes you can see the flash and sometimes not but it seems like they always leave the stupid camera beeps and shutter noises on!
I don't get it. I'm under the impression they use mostly digital cameras so why do they need a fake shutter sound? What's the point of the beeps? Do they really think we want to hear a hundred and fifty beeps while we're watching a porn scene? And really. I understand the point of taking a few stills to put on the box (or to put up as previews or whatever) but shouldn't the main photo shoot be separate from the video shoot in the first place?
Harri Patel
Senior Member

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5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 22 2011 : 12:12AM
Quoted to prevent erasure.
[:P)]
nad663
New Member

3 Posts
6/11
Posted - Jun 28 2011 : 5:46PM
bad camera angle. There are a lot of scenes that have great potential that are ruined by the camera person. Or maybe it's the director's fault.
 
Mojo
Deactivated User

1223 Posts
9/03
Posted - Jun 29 2011 : 4:08AM
I guess you mean the same shit MTV drunken cameraman type camera angles as I mentioned above? Why is it that they seem to think we want to see the action from a shaky cam, in-out, lopsided angle, or worse still, from a 90 degree angle as if the cameraman's fallen over?
Dave28
Deactivated User

67 Posts
6/11
Posted - Jun 29 2011 : 4:56AM
I would like an explanation from directors/industry for the weird camera angles.
Customers have been complaining for years, but never any response.
I suspect it's like spit. Nobody knows why.
bootymeister
Senior Member

Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity
1589 Posts
11/08
Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 6:04PM


Actresses being asked if they want to taste their own ass, actresses asking to taste their own ass, and actresses tasting their own ass.
Digmen1
Member

629 Posts
7/07
Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 4:25AM
Guys that come with really weak cum shots.
Save it up guys!
Digmen1
Member

629 Posts
7/07
Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 4:31AM
What I dislike about porn...
Porn directors not reading this thread.
And if they did they would realize that there are quite a few things that many of us hate or want to see!
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 7:04AM
Sometimes I get really paranoid and I think porn people post these threads incognito so they can get ideas for how to make their movies even worse.
"Do they still hate the foot on the head thing?"
"More than ever!"
"Perfect!"
Edited by - randomprecision on 12/17/2011 7:04:57 AM
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 7:06AM
So basically, you just really hate the taste of ass.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 1:04PM
That's hilarious! I love it!
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 2:12PM
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