Here's my list.... *Want to see real tits that are big - tired of implants. *Tired of all the constant close-ups in most of the newer scenes - I want to be a vouyer and see shots from a distance that show full body shots of the guy and girl. *Want to see the girl finish off the guy. Too many guys having to jack off. *Tired of the girls fake screaming non-stop. *Tired of the covers not listing the male stars.
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joseph Deactivated User
39 Posts 3/11
Posted - Jun 11 2011 : 5:11AM
all this parody junk
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Mojo Deactivated User
1223 Posts 9/03
Posted - Jun 11 2011 : 7:21AM
Big ugly tats on girls Impersonal robotic sex Cuckold IR scenes shot mostly in sterile studios and houses Girls keeping clothing on (especially shoes & panties) during sex Drunken MTV style cameramen Edited by - Mojo on 6/11/2011 7:22:53 AM
By the way, I forgot to point this out when I was posting this but I'm aware that a lot of these directors who are trying to shoot porn in the "roaming camera man" style are trying to emulate Buttman. The problem here is that it's not as simple as just picking up a camera and walking around with it. Buttman was/is actually good at it in a weird sort of way where it really shouldn't be good but it is anyway. This is why Buttman is known as the master of this style. It's not as easy as it looks. When most directors try to do this, they're just going to bore the shit out of their audience. Direct your movie the way you want but understand that unless you have serious talent, you're not Buttman. I have to admit I'm loving Mike Adriano's stuff, though. He's not Buttman either but he's damn good.
I just get tired of the same things in porn. Over in Japan they have different kinds of porn for whatever your fetish may be. The US really falls behind on variety in porn. For the topic the thing I hate the most is scenes where the girl has a nice ass and the guy cums on her face. The girl is about to fall over trying to comeback around to catch it in the face where the guy could bust on her beautiful ass.. Also I hate POV scenes that always have to end with a facial.
I believe that scenes are way too long. You could do everything you need to in 15 minutes. I want girls to wear more sexy lingerie and always a thong that gets taken off so you can actually see. They should push the story-line boundaries a lot more than they do.
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - Jun 13 2011 : 3:21PM
I agree completely. The Lisa Ann scene in "Gangbanged!" was 25 minutes too long. Perhaps to cover the extra costs of a large gang bang, the need to make a two scene DVD with hours of content was realized. But Lisa Ann's conservative approach to serving a group made for a yawn after the fantastic intro and tease. Also, I just watched Digital Playground's "Escaladies", instead of making the sex more interesting by adding sex acts and positions, the scenes were extended by what seemd like looping. I usually skip Digital Playground becuase usually they can bore the viewer in just 8 minutes per scene, but the geniuses managed to make watching Ann Marie Rios, Vicki Chase, and Sasha Bleu (Selena Rose) a war of attrition. With excellent the BluRay picture quality, I reaffirm the priority I give to content. Also, because both the DVD and the BluRay discs came together, I realize that DVD is plenty good enough.
I probably mentioned this somewhere else (probably in this thread but I'm too lazy to look through all 11 pages) but I hate when they take hundreds of pictures while they're filming a video scene. Sometimes you can see the flash and sometimes not but it seems like they always leave the stupid camera beeps and shutter noises on! I don't get it. I'm under the impression they use mostly digital cameras so why do they need a fake shutter sound? What's the point of the beeps? Do they really think we want to hear a hundred and fifty beeps while we're watching a porn scene? And really. I understand the point of taking a few stills to put on the box (or to put up as previews or whatever) but shouldn't the main photo shoot be separate from the video shoot in the first place?
bad camera angle. There are a lot of scenes that have great potential that are ruined by the camera person. Or maybe it's the director's fault.
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Mojo Deactivated User
1223 Posts 9/03
Posted - Jun 29 2011 : 4:08AM
I guess you mean the same shit MTV drunken cameraman type camera angles as I mentioned above? Why is it that they seem to think we want to see the action from a shaky cam, in-out, lopsided angle, or worse still, from a 90 degree angle as if the cameraman's fallen over?
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Dave28 Deactivated User
67 Posts 6/11
Posted - Jun 29 2011 : 4:56AM
I would like an explanation from directors/industry for the weird camera angles. Customers have been complaining for years, but never any response. I suspect it's like spit. Nobody knows why.
What I dislike about porn... Porn directors not reading this thread. And if they did they would realize that there are quite a few things that many of us hate or want to see!
Sometimes I get really paranoid and I think porn people post these threads incognito so they can get ideas for how to make their movies even worse. "Do they still hate the foot on the head thing?" "More than ever!" "Perfect!" Edited by - randomprecision on 12/17/2011 7:04:57 AM