Penny, are you a fan of Ken Nordine. Your haiku's reminded me of this thing he does with Tom Wait's called A Thousand Bingbangs. It isn't haiku, but it has that vibe. He worked with Waits on at least one other number called Movie. To give you a taste, I will paste in the words of Thousand Big Bangs, but it's much better to hear them speak the words:
TW: She drove a big ol' Lincoln with suicide doors and a sewing machine in the back
KN: Thousand bing bangs near the end. Nothing's ever what it was
TW: And a light bulb that looked like an alligator egg was mounted up front on the hood
KN: Had myself a kind of brainstorm. Took a table spoon of buzz
TW: And she had a tattoo gun that she'd made herself from a cassette motor and a guitar string
KN: X-ray eyes can see right through me. Naked thought, put on your clothes
TW: And she always had leaves in her hair
KN: You hear that funny laughing? Just the caw of ancient crows
TW: And she cut two holes in the back of her dress, cause she had these scapular wings
KN: Somewhere near the raveled edges, by the pool of Think-a-Bit
TW: And they were covered with feathers and electrical tape, and when she got good and drunk she would sing
KN: Once again the notion hits me: Half is quite a bit of wit
TW: About Elkhart, Indiana, where the wind is tall and folks mind their own business
KN: Power up that upper story. Ten percent is all you use
TW: And she had a hundred old baseballs that she'd taken from kids, and she collected bones of all kinds
KN: Take a flight of simple fancy. You're the one who has to choose
TW: And she lived in a trailer under the bridge, and she made her own whiskey and gave cigarettes to kids
KN: Okay. All right for you. Look into the tiger's eye
TW: And she'd been struck by lightning seven or eight times, and she hated the mention of rain
KN: See if you can see the desert. Pour a drink, my throat is dry
TW: And she made up her own language and she wore rubber boots. She could fix anything with string
KN: Poetry ain't gonna catch me. Climb up this high plateau
TW: And her lips were like cherries, and she was stronger than any man, and she smelled like nutmeg and piss
KN: Finish up what you were thinking, just a day or so ago
TW: And she put mud on a bee sting I got at the crick, and she gave me my very first kiss
KN: Illustrate for visionaries. Go buy a doodle pad.
ETA: The version on his album has some differences in the words, and doesn't have the Tom Waits lines.
very hard. I would love to hear it spoken.... I have voices in my head that do different voices for me, but it isn't the same. where do you get such a cd? does it even exist?
This version is on Tom Wait's Tales From The Underground, which is a bootleg. Ken Nordine has many CDs. If you aren't familiar with him, he is a spoken-word poet with a very distinctive voice. I think you would like him. I can hook you up with a file of Thousand Bingbangs if you want.
I'm going to jail tomorrow....in Havasu. If anyone wants to come to my candle lit vidgil, then they are more than welcome. Penny-ya my ganja, Penny-ya, Oh lord Penny Ya.
that wasn't a haiku. sorry to break the thing we had going. wish me luck guys. I'm goin to the big house.
good luck babe. you are the most chill person and your are one of the few porn chicks who shouldnt be locked up! If you need ANYTHING holler, I got a decent lawyer in LA
What?! They put you in jail for being shit faced on a jetski in Havasu? The big house must be flooded with people during the summer. Good luck Penny. I'll be smokin out the fort until you return.
Good luck Penny, I'll light a candle for you here, and keep you in my thoughts & prayers. Geez, I'm staying the hell away from Havisu, what a bunch of nazis to lock up a sweetie like you for drunken jetsking!
I'M FREE MOTHAFUCKAS! Its true. I have been corrected and released back into society. Not a bad experience. Kinda like summer camp. But chilly. and yes.....what it do cayton baby? we be chillin soon.... Me and cayton are gona get together and get wild on art. we already got wild of triangle films....
wanna know what freedom tastes like? a big fat joint and a cool pacifico.
Welcome back, Penny! The time sure flew by. It just felt like it was yesterday that I heard that you were going to jail. Er, wait a minute ... it was yesterday. Anyway, glad to see that you're out of jail though. So Penny, did you get involved in any girl-on-girl prison sex while you were there?
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i found this in Penny yahoo group. Did Penny really go to jail?
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Hey Rocky, thanks for posting this message from Penny, but next time please state where you got the message from. I knew it came from Adult DVD Talk's forum, but other people might not know where the hell this message came from. To any members who don't go to the Adult DVD Forum, I'll brief you on what's going on. A while back the divine Miss Flame was at Lake Havasu, drinkin and having a wild time on a jetski. Well the police pulled her over, and ticketed her for jetsking while being shitfaced. Now apparently, she's going to be getting some jailtime for her drunken fun in the sun. She didn't state how much time she was ordered to serve in the short message that she posted. Hopefully she'll be out really quick, because she seems like too much of a sweet,and funny lady to be doin time. Everyone here should go post in the Penny Flame thread, and wish her well, and hopefully that'll cheer her up a bit.
Take care, D.D.
From: Penny Flame
Date: Dec 18, 2006 11:31 PM Subject Penny Flame goes to Jail Body: I am going to jail tomorrow. The big house. the pen. Yeah. me. Big time street credits here. If you want to come to my candle lit vidgil, then I'm on a 24 hour hold down at the good ol Havasu Jail. Bring plenty of candles. It's gonna be a long night.....
Hey Miss Flame, I wanted you to know I'm paying you the ultimate honor. I am getting a new dog to be the sister of my current one and I've decided to name her...Penny.
After you.
I respect your choice to do porn, but I do hope that my dog decides against joining you in the business.
In case you're interested, this is what she will look like and I think you might see a striking resemblance.
ahhhhhh mcdreamster I love her! what a little doll! how old? and yes....lets see if shanes world wants to do a jailbird vid.....help me pay off my fuckin fines! goddamn I love this job. and yes, I hope she decides against it too. much to sweet for this dirty biz. if Lunchbox my yorkie and your sweet penny got it on, they'd make yorkerianians. or Pommshire terriers. or pennybox or lunch penny. they'd make cute babies. Should they go on a date?
The dog in the picture is my current dog Piper and I just special ordered another pomeranian and it will look pretty much exactly the same.
So, when it comes in, it will be 8-12 weeks old. Or you might say, in your industry, she'll be barely legal.
I'm thinking you could do a Shane's World: Poms in Pigtails.
I would be totally honored if they went on a date, but you're a big, rich, adult movie star, so they should get to go on a date the way Casey Parker did after she chose a girl in her first film. Get them a limo, send them to a fancy restaurant, and get them a room in one of the finer hotels in SF. You should also get her some of those cool shades you where...the big ones.
I know, in all honesty, that you don't really get too close to the vast majority of fans, but it would be cool if someday when you were directing another one of your brilliant Shane's World films if you let Penny have a cameo appearance.
So, if you run out of actors to pee on Taryn, I promise my Penny would be willing to.
When I have them both together, I will post a picture of the sisters Piper and Penny.
But she is totally being named after you, so I think that's really cool (not that your real name is Penny, but it's how we all know you and love you).
Edited by - Dr. McDreamy on 12/21/2006 10:19:20 PM
Penny i bought some more paints...well...as far as chocolate syrup, and whipped cream go...ready for a camera? lmao jk, but for real...im glad your back...missed you for that time you were gone...
Other than Penny (je taime, tu es belle), it's actually one of the worst things I've ever seen. I'm surprised DD liked it. If Penny posted about having genital warts, it would be more entertaining and even hotter than that dvd.
It's got Isabella Camille in it, (Hence the Isabella part) who is/was one of my fave girls only girls. Her & Penny are amazing together. Plus in the behind the scenes stuff you get to see our girl smoking and going off on one of her one of kind stream of consiousness raps. I can see why the doctor, or other people might not like it, but Penny & Isabella together was well worth the money to me!!
I'm not trying to cause a rift between Penny and Shane's World, because they're a good match from where I'm standing, but what do you think are the chances that Penny could, in 2008, be the first female Evil Angel director? Her movie style is distinct, and wacky and adventurous.
Well whenever her current contract is up, let all the companys have a bidding war for her services. I'm sure there's quite a few companys who'd love to have her. In fact when I win the lotto, the 1st thing I'm gonna do is start my own porn company, and hire my fave directors, and talent, and Penny would be my 1st choice in both categories. Well maybe the 1st thing I'd do is quit my crappy job, and throw a month long party while traveling westward, then when I got to la la land, then I'd start my own company. Sorry for rambling, I've got a mellow holiday buzz goin on. Speaking of holidays, HAPPY HOLIDAYS to everyone, and be safe, no driving jetskis while wasted!
Any plans to do anymore Suze Randall shoots? You have two sets on there at the moment, and they are both pretty excellent, but I WANT MORE, DAMMIT!
That is to say, your fans would like to see more glamorous shots of you and preferably for you to get all dolled up and inside a Suze Randall DVD film, because all they can be a little softcock, they never fail to make already attractive stars look like superstars.
Plus, Taryn has a hardcore set at suze's site and you don't.
McDreamy said:This begs the question - does Penny do fan DVDs or personalised stuff? I don't mean sex with a fan, so much as the sort of masturbation-for-a-specific-fan stuff like Nicole Sheridan used to do (and possibly still does).
playing with McDREAMY??? i love it. yeah. bella's already got me beat for that one, harri is correct, but ultra, it does raise a good question.... What company is crazy enough to let me (little old me) direct films for them....other than shanes world of course.... and as far as private stuff? you mean like I send you a personal DVD with whatever you want? or you send me yourself and we make a personal DVD which you then carry home? The holiday festivities have left me a bit brain dead. and the war is never over. It's just temporarily out of service..... temporarily....
If you can just work on costumes/prod. values and scenarios on your films, with your inherent sense of fun and mischief, there's no reason Evil Angel wouldn't pick you up. For years, Rocco travelled around with a sub-standard camera filming ad hoc all sorts of zany adventures. If you bring your sense of humour to your films on a grander, more polished scale, I don't think you lose the charm: in fact, you actually will be pretty damn good at producing fun, exciting, nasty films.
You don't need to do anal to make that work.
You could be the Johnny Knoxville of porn. Except without a penis of your own.
The former is what I was talking about and sounds more practical. The latter sounds better, but the postage could be horrendous. Of course, you could shoot a Blazed and Confused in CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA and it could happen, but anyway. Don't mean to harp on. (See posts 300-500 or so of this thread for proof of this.)Is that authorisation to reactivate the greatest ASS-HAT-SEEKING MISSILE OF THEM ALL:
Dam ultra, you let the cat out of the bag, I mean er pussy out of the bag. Wonder if Johhny Knowville comes to this forum? I'm sure that if Penny & Johhny met, they would get along swell!
Ultrasiet wrote: You a fan of Penny's scene in the Taboo series, DD?
I'm ashamed to admit, that I've yet to see that Penny flick . Yep, I'm a bit behind on my porn watching these days. I guess I might have to hand in my Penny Flame fanclub membership card, if I get don't get it together quick! What was your totally unbiased opinion of the Taboo scene, or biased opinion if you like.
No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy!
Edited by - daredevil2025 on 12/26/2006 9:15:10 PM
