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Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:01AM That was pretty low. She was really cool. He was an ass hat. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:02AM He fucked her like Taryn got fucked in FUCK MY ASS. Yep, that means the ass hat brought a friend along. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:02AM Lauren kept yelling 'I used to be a redhead, fuck me gremlins.' To my knowledge, she was never a redhead. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:03AM I started to wonder if maybe she'd ever loved me at all, or whether she was an Ass Hat plant. [Link]

Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:04AM I went to have a drink to get over this heinous betrayal, but even there, I could hear Lauren, my girlfriend, screaming 'Fuck me! Fuck me like an ass hat!' [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:04AM I asked the waittress for twat waffles but she told me they weren't on the menu. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:05AM So I had to settle for a bagel smeared with marmalade instead. I thought to myself, ingesting the tart concoction, would Penny ever eat anything like this? [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:06AM This got me thinking - what would Penny do in this situation? Her girl has betrayed her ass for an Ass Hat Fan. What should she do to get over it? [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:07AM It was then that I ran into Wesley, my Trinidadian friend. Wesley was known as 'Skank Frank' because his middle name was frank, and he sold dope. The kind of dope you light with a Penny Flame. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:08AM He even had a special lighter with him. It read: "Penny Flame got game" [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:08AM I loved the lighter! It was almost as cool as a Penny Flame shot glass I'd scene, that had a picture of her vagina on the front, smoking a joint. Okay, maybe it wasn't as cool as that. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:09AM He asked me how I was. I told him my sad story. He laughed at me. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:09AM I was ready to hit him. After all, he could be an Ass Hat in disguise. I balled my fist and imagined he was Papa Smurf, who I never liked. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:10AM I was about to paste him one when he said ' Chillax, Twat Waffle!' [Link]

Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:11AM His vocabulary so astonished me, I didn't end up completing my swing. He smiled at me and said, 'You know what your problem is?' [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:11AM 'My girlfriend's being spit-roasted by two Taryn Thomas fans,' I said. 'And she's supposed to be a Penny Flame fan.' [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:12AM 'Apart from that,' he said. I noticed he was wearing a 'worship the Flame!' T-shirt. It accentuated his pectorals. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:14AM 'Tell me' I asked him. 'Your problem,' he told me, 'is that you think there is such a thing as love.' [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:14AM 'When in fact, our Lady and Savior, Penny Flame, tells us that there is only two important things in life - sex and dope!' [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:15AM He smiled as he said this and I noticed her had a Blazed and Confused scarf around his neck. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:16AM Penny, you could turn this into a script for the next BLAZED AND CONFUSED. I even have added the product placement for you. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:17AM I realised that Skank Frank was right! In the 'Flame Diary', the holy text of the Twat Waffles, she says it on the first page! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:17AM "Nothing in the world matters except dope and sex! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:17AM In fact, it's the only writing in the entire diary. [Link]

Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:18AM It's a really easy holy text to read. It's available in paperback too. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:19AM Skank Frank had changed my outlook. I was so elated at that point! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:19AM Lauren never loved me! How could she? How could I have loved her? She wasn't a marijuana leaf! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:20AM She wasn't even a joint! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:20AM She, however, was a good fuck... [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:24AM I told this to Skank Frank... [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:24AM He told me - 'Hey man, plenty more twat waffles in de bakery!' [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:25AM He even called me a grindsman, which is rasta slang for a guy who fucks a lot. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:25AM Frank was so right. Twat waffles are everywhere. And they're really nice! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:25AM Really, really nice sometimes. [Link]

Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:26AM Just like Penny. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:26AM It was at that point that I witnessed an apparition. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:27AM I thought it may have been sidestream effects from the dope Skank Frank was smoking, but I hadn't even had a toke yet [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:27AM The apparition was a misty, miasmal version of a very familiar goddess... [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:29AM Our Lady in Nirvana, Penny Flame! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:30AM 'Hey Ultrasiet, you drongo,' she said, smoking a bong. 'What's happening?' [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:31AM I started to tell her but she interrupted me- [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:31AM 'That was a rhetorical question, you cumquat. I know and see everything!' Frank Skank laughed. So did Penny. It sounded like this: [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:32AM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:32AM You might call it derisory laughter. But it was loud! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:33AM 'FRank Skank helped me solve my problem by reminding me of the first, and only, tenet of Twat Waffledom.' [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:34AM 'Frank's a genius,' pointed out Penny. 'And a great lay!' Frank nodded his head enthusiastically. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:34AM 'I've actually baked waffles in Our Lady's Twat!' he exclaimed. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:37AM 'Listen Ultrasiet,' said Penny. 'You seem like a decent sort of follower. A little annoying and obsessive-compulsive, but decent. I'm going to tell you something I only tell my very best followers. This piece of wisdom will change your life.' [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:38AM I waited eagerly for her words... [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 4:38AM (400 posts!) ...when a gunman came into the room wearing a hat shaped like an ass and shot Pennyseven times in her ghostly chest. [Link]

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