Penny Flame (page 17)

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cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05	Posted - Nov 14 2006 : 3:52PM Penny - my 2 cents for what it's worth - One of the many things that makes you a favourite, I think is the fact that you always look like you're having an awesome time - I've just had a look at your pictorial at 1,000Facials and I have to say you're flawless from your tanlines, to your eyes to the freckles on your face - you've got this business, by the balls ;-) [Link]
mapofhawaii Senior Member 1050 Posts 3/06	Posted - Nov 19 2006 : 6:56PM Penny, you were robbed again. It is inconceivable that you weren't nominated for Female Performer of the Year. As far as I can tell you were nominated for only two: Best Tease and Solo. Congratulations on those of course, but you deserve many more noms, especially in the FPOTY. [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Nov 19 2006 : 9:41PM mapofhawaii wrote: Penny, you were robbed again. It is inconceivable that you weren't nominated for Female Performer of the Year. As far as I can tell you were nominated for only two: Best Tease and Solo. Congratulations on those of course, but you deserve many more noms, especially in the FPOTY. Click to expand Yep, Penny got robbed!!! No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Nov 23 2006 : 3:36AM Hey Skronker! Me'sa gotta request. I know you're mapping some comprehensive and unique audio topography with your porn star podcasts, and far be it for me to dictate or even suggest what makes for a good interview, but that said, I think we need THE PENNY FLAME PODCAST II - BLAZED AND CONFUSED VERSION i.e. I'd like you to do a podcast with Penny when she's stoned off her rocker. I can't speak for anyone else, but I bet McDreamy, matchmaker, daredevil and, let's face it, yourself, would really like to hear that. I also think there's a case to be made for Porn Star Podcast Audio Deathmatch between Taryn Thomas and Penny Flame. I suppose this might take the form of a head-to-head quiz between the Ass Hat and the Twat Waffle. Let's say, skronks asks each girl five questions about their own scenes, e.g. SKRONKS: Taryn, in ASSACRE, what did you say when Michael Stefano placed his penis in your ass in doggy? SKRONKS: Penny, in BLAZED AND CONFUSED 1, what did you say to the face you made out of your diner food when you were completely wasted. That could be obnixious (yes, obnixious not obnoxious) and crap. Personally I'd rather just hear them talk trash to each other. Would be a nice variation on the structured revelations of existing podcasts. You a do a great job with those by the way skronk. Now interview Penny again. You know it's the right thing to do. Edited by - ultrasiet2 on 11/23/2006 5:22:06 AM [Link]

Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Nov 23 2006 : 5:33AM mapofhawaii wrote: Penny, you were robbed again. It is inconceivable that you weren't nominated for Female Performer of the Year. As far as I can tell you were nominated for only two: Best Tease and Solo. Congratulations on those of course, but you deserve many more noms, especially in the FPOTY. Click to expand AVN stands for ASSHOLES VOTE-IN NOBODIES! At least it does this year, due to a lack of love for the most grandiloquent, cunctipotent porn star of them all blah blah blah Penny is the best blah blah blah the fans are all stupid. The problem is that the man in the street is not spreading the love about Penny Flame so that she gets the nominations. You remember what Sid Vicious said when told the man on the street thought he was a troublemaker and a punk. I've met the man in the street, and he's a cunt. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Nov 23 2006 : 5:40AM Penny, you need some powerhouse PR. Get the Penny Flame brand out there. I'm thinking: * a Bobble Head Penny Flame doll which also has a Bobble Ass * a Twat Waffle maker, which is like a waffle maker which has THE PENNY FLAME WAFFLE RECIPE BOOK where all the waffle recipes contain vaginal fluid in some quantity * A Penny Flame pencil sharpener, where the bit you put your pencil in is an outline of Penny's mouth * Flame Fertiliser - for producing really quality crops. Essentially just slap your name and smiling mug on some high grade horse shit. Ain't no shame if the skank is Flame, y'know. * A Penny Flame party book 100 THINGS TO DO TO WRECK ARIZONA CAUSE IT SUCKS. * Penny Flame Twister, which is like the normal game, except you have to keep your hands on the right coloured spots while also holding and smoking a joint * Penny Flame Pennies - a universally recognised Penny-Flame-endorsed currency which is good anywhere, especially for purchasing the quality chronic. I'll think of more as soon as I can get these approved at the Office of Patents. Penny, any thoughts on what art style you want on the Penny Flame comic book? [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Nov 23 2006 : 5:46AM Penny Flame Lover wrote: Penny do you like ice hockey? I guess coming from Colorado you are an Avalanches fan? PENNY RULEZ - WOOOOOO! Click to expand Hmmmm. Casey Parker's from Colorado too and she also is with Shane's World. Hmmmmmmmm. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Nov 23 2006 : 5:48AM Penny, do you think you might dip your hand into the alt-porn pool and try directing Shane's World's first alt-porn effort? If you do, it might be the greatest opportunity to blow everyone's minds away with, get this: A Charlotte Stokely, Casey Parker, Penny Flmae combo. Iiiiiiiiice. That'd be cooler than a penguin with hypothermia. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Nov 23 2006 : 5:52AM I have the perfect Penny-Flame-Fan-Club slogan, which is inspired by Julius Caesar: VENI, VENI, PENNY Translation: (I came, I came, thanks to Ms Flame). [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Nov 23 2006 : 4:36PM He's baaaacckkk! No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Edited by - daredevil2025 on 11/23/2006 4:36:52 PM [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Nov 23 2006 : 10:40PM Hey, those six-posts-in-a-row dealt with serious porn & Flame issues, DD! I think Elegant Angel need to start a new film line: Penny Flame Iz SMOKEWOMAN! [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Nov 24 2006 : 7:47PM Ultrasiet2 wrote: Hey, those six-posts-in-a-row dealt with serious porn & Flame issues, DD! I think Elegant Angel need to start a new film line: Penny Flame Iz SMOKEWOMAN! Click to expand I'd buy that! No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 10 2006 : 5:56PM daredevil2025 wrote: Ultrasiet2 wrote: Hey, those six-posts-in-a-row dealt with serious porn & Flame issues, DD! I think Elegant Angel need to start a new film line: Penny Flame Iz SMOKEWOMAN! Click to expand I'd buy that! No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Click to expand Yeah, but nobody else has! I leave for a fortnight and no word from anyone about Penny Flame? Not even you McDreamy! What gives? Does a gal need to burn down a cruddy desert state just to get the hype she deserves? Time for me to work on perfecting the latest Flame accessory, the Penny FLAMETHROWER! [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Dec 10 2006 : 6:22PM Ooops! Fooled by the same avatar as Penny's. Edited by - Bob on 12/12/2006 1:06:09 PM [Link]

daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Dec 10 2006 : 8:02PM I was just at her website, and it looks like it's getting ready to open soon. I'm really curious to see how it's going to be. With Penny, you know at the very least, it's not going to be boring. No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Dec 10 2006 : 8:05PM daredevil2025 wrote: I was just at her website, and it looks like it's getting ready to open soon. I'm really curious to see how it's going to be. With Penny, you know at the very least, it's not going to be boring. No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Click to expand FYI, Penny's site launches Jan 2 2007, WOOHOO!!! No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 10 2006 : 9:42PM daredevil2025 wrote: daredevil2025 wrote: I was just at her website, and it looks like it's getting ready to open soon. I'm really curious to see how it's going to be. With Penny, you know at the very least, it's not going to be boring. No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Click to expand FYI, Penny's site launches Jan 2 2007, WOOHOO!!! No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Click to expand Nice! Except I'm a bit anti- porn-stars'-websites after signing up to a star's website which was really shite. Despite my intentions, it has made me less interested in that star's work. I might suss out whether Penny's is a gem before signing up. [Link]
wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04	Posted - Dec 10 2006 : 9:54PM I have been remiss in my absence from Penny's thread as of late. I have no real excuse other than I am a loser. (Maybe Penny should punish me!...I don't sound too enthusiastic about that impossibility, do I?) Cool that her site is opening soon, I will give it a go when it opens! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 11 2006 : 1:10AM Alright kids, here's a discussion point: I think Penny Flame has personality enough to make a splash in mainstream media. Question is, where would Penny best be deployed? As a Video Jockey? As a game show host? As a sitcom star? Hosting a weird science show? I'm going with underground movie star. She should get in touch with John Waters. [Link]
wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04	Posted - Dec 11 2006 : 1:42AM No doubt Penny could pull off the role of "underground movie star," but I'd think with her personality she would be well-suited to something that had more contact with the public. I could see her as "the girl on the street" (no, I don't mean a "street walker"...get your fuckin heads outta the gutter! sheesh!) on a quirky/independent news/entertainment-type show. You know, asking people questions like do they smoke weed, if so, how much, do they bogart it or freely share it? And all kindsa shit like that there. [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Dec 11 2006 : 5:10PM Well all of us fans of Penny know that she has the acting chops to be in mainstream films, or TV. It would just be up to a director to have the smarts, and balls to cast a porn star. Ultra, is probobly right that John Waters, is the right man to cast her in a flick. I could also see her as a VJ on MTV, (sort of a voluptuous Martha Quinn). I can imagine her doing lots of things, but I'm pretty happy with her career choices so far, No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 12 2006 : 1:07AM daredevil2025 wrote: Well all of us fans of Penny know that she has the acting chops to be in mainstream films, or TV. It would just be up to a director to have the smarts, and balls to cast a porn star. Ultra, is probobly right that John Waters, is the right man to cast her in a flick. I could also see her as a VJ on MTV, (sort of a voluptuous Martha Quinn). I can imagine her doing lots of things, but I'm pretty happy with her career choices so far, No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Click to expand As am I, but my point is she's personality enough to star outside porn. Does anyone know if she's any good in HOOKERS from Sin City? [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Dec 12 2006 : 1:05PM I sure wish Penny would pop in and let us know what she's up to. Edited by - Bob on 12/12/2006 1:07:54 PM [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 12 2006 : 3:54PM Yeah, wonder what she's up to... [Link]

daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Dec 12 2006 : 4:51PM Ultrasiet2 wrote: Yeah, wonder what she's up to... Click to expand Hmmmm, wondering too. She's a busy lady, I'm sure she'll pop in eventually and let us know where she's been... hopefully it doesn't involve a jail cell this time No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 12 2006 : 11:04PM daredevil2025 wrote: Ultrasiet2 wrote: Yeah, wonder what she's up to... Click to expand Hmmmm, wondering too. She's a busy lady, I'm sure she'll pop in eventually and let us know where she's been... hopefully it doesn't involve a jail cell this time No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Click to expand I hope she was opportunistic and in true Shane's World fashion, jerked off her guard while in the cell. And filmed it. [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Dec 13 2006 : 12:54AM Penny's floating around somewhere near a computer, because she posted in the "Take it Black 5 Trailer" thread. She posted a message about her friend, director Van Styles. So she'll probobly pop into her thread if we all say her name 3 times, Penny, Penny, Penny..... dam didn't work. Ok, I'll give it a few minutes. No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Dec 13 2006 : 12:58AM ultrasiet2 wrote: I hope she was opportunistic and in true Shane's World fashion, jerked off her guard while in the cell. And filmed it. Shane's World presents "Doin Time" directed by and starring Penny Flame, also starring Riley Mason, Dana DeArmond, Sativa Rose, Kinzie kenner, Alicia Alighatti, & Hillary Scott. Great idea Ultra!!! No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 13 2006 : 4:50AM daredevil2025 wrote: Penny's floating around somewhere near a computer, because she posted in the "Take it Black 5 Trailer" thread. She posted a message about her friend, director Van Styles. So she'll probobly pop into her thread if we all say her name 3 times, Penny, Penny, Penny..... dam didn't work. Ok, I'll give it a few minutes. No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Click to expand Like that film Candyman, except she says CANDYASS CANDYASS CANDYASS! Three times in front of a mirror. [Link]
PennytheFlamingFlame Member 157 Posts 7/06	Posted - Dec 13 2006 : 3:26PM I'M BACK MY FRIENDS!!!!! hezues Chreestay! How ya'll been? whatcha'll been up too? Me? holy moly, thankfully I didn't go to jail, but I thought we might at one point. We were coming back from Amsterdam, (just finished Blazed and Confused 3) and we were at customs and they said what was your reason for traveling, and Jack venice says loud and proud "Space Cakes...." Always entertaining at Customs right? Freakin love america.....whawwhoooo for the first ammendment! So....uh.....well....uh.....how's everyone been? guess I should read up on the thread huh.... [Link]
PennytheFlamingFlame Member 157 Posts 7/06	Posted - Dec 13 2006 : 3:43PM OKAY!!! now that I'm all caught up, I shall come and comment again.... as far as female performer of the year, it's pretty standard that ya gotta take it in the butt to get that or at least do more risqué shit than I do. You boys all know that I'm pretty vanilla, as far as porn goes. Vanilla's delish, but it don't get you performer of the year. But that's okay. I have no worries. Ya take the noms and the awards as they come. I've won awards for the past two years, so it's entirely reasonable that i'm not up for a bunch. Besides that, I've been doing tons of Vivid flicks, ones with really large acting parts, and I'm sure that once they come out, some more noms will roll in. But that won't be till next year. No biggie. I still got some doorstoppers to hold me over....hahahhaha....funny award show. and is it just me or is it a bit strange being nominated for being a tease at an award show for total whores? isn't that almost a slap in the face? hahahha. joking.....I'll take it if I get it, but I do bring up an interesting point. yes? No. hahahha....well, ultra, I love you more and more, every time you open your brilliant mouth. I think all the Penny PR would be crucial in the formation of my sweet little career. I especially like the Penny Pennies. Fuckin funny shit mate. Fuckin funny shit. And I just talked to my web guys last night, went to shoot some content, and after taking a look at the site, I don't think it will be enough to make everyone happy. I read that comment about the lack of cool shit on a chicks site ruining the way a fan felt about her, and I don't want that. Yeah I have pictures. Yeah I got some nasty shit. But you guys know me way to well to try and pull of any average site you know? So, starting over the holidays, I'll be working on a Paint with Penny Section (my web guy is building me my own wall to color on!) and a cooking section. Granted lot of the recipes will have pot in em, but you guys coulda called me on that before I even wrote it. Also, I'm putting together some book reviews, I figure I'll do two a month (cuz ya know your girls likes dem fancy readin books), and then a rant section. Speaking of rants...did you guys really read all this shit? wowzers. I have been gone awhile.... well I'm back. I love you all. And I really love.....Space Cakes. Maybe I will make my own special space cake recipe....mmmmm....... No 12 Euro grams of Hash and no Space Cake make Penny go crazy... [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 13 2006 : 4:30PM The queen returns! Yo Penny, as far as recipes go, hash cookies have been done to death. Throw us something original. I'm thinking - hash creme brulee? A hash gazpacho? [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Dec 13 2006 : 5:21PM Ultrasiet2 wrote: The queen returns! Yo Penny, as far as recipes go, hash cookies have been done to death. Throw us something original. I'm thinking - hash creme brulee? A hash gazpacho? Click to expand Hash gumbo? No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05	Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 2:45AM daredevil2025 wrote: So she'll probobly pop into her thread if we all say her name 3 times, Penny, Penny, Penny..... dam didn't work. Ok, I'll give it a few minutes. Click to expand It worked! In the past, saying Teagan Presley's name 3 times, also brought Teagan back to ADT. [Link]

PennytheFlamingFlame Member 157 Posts 7/06	Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 2:48AM I'm thinking I should create some sort of Ganja Turkey....no stuffing...well, stuffing. And then basting it with a honey butter hash medley... An ultimate triple layer chocolate nug cake with hashish frosting. Everywhere. And then of course, weed tea, with weed cream...for your tea. And possibly some sugar. Also for your tea. So many pot plants Rise tall through brown and orange leaves. papers are crucial. [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05	Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 2:58AM PennytheFlamingFlame wrote: I'm thinking I should create some sort of Ganja Turkey....no stuffing...well, stuffing. Click to expand This gives new meaning to "smoked turkey". A lot of people usually get tired from eating regular turkey. I can only imagine what happens when you eat "ganja turkey". [Link]
Dean Wormer Senior Member Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 1048 Posts 7/04	Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 5:26AM Hey Penny, just want you to know that there are some of us out there that are quite happy watching "vanilla" type scenes. Personally I don't need to see anal gang bangs, double anal, etc. I'm very happy watching the type of sex that you perform with the most extreme thing is your taking a load on the face or in your mouth. "The time has come for someone to put his foot down....and that foot is me." [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Dec 15 2006 : 11:31PM Just saw the coverbox at XrentDVD for one of Penny's upcoming releases. It's a Naughty America release, that's called "American Daydreams vol. 4". Penny looks amazing in a wedding gown, and yes our girl wore white!! No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
mapofhawaii Senior Member 1050 Posts 3/06	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 10:56AM Penny, as for your website I think it is wise to hold off until you feel that it is ready. I have joined a ton of sites over the years and usually I just stay long enough to get all the good stuff. There have been a few sites that I have stayed with, and those are the ones where the girl is really involved in the site and her fans. I'm talking regular diary entries, webcam shows, exclusive videos. Jelena Jensen is a good example. She doesn't do hardcore, but I have been a member of her site for a couple years because she's so involved. Personally, I don't need super nasty stuff to stay with a site. I love the candid, behind the scenes type stuff a lot. As a suggestion though, if you can do it I would really like to see you do webcam shows with audio so you can talk to your fans. A little chat, a little teasing, a little mutual masturbation. I know I would be a loyal, long-time member. Just my .02 [Link]
m02499 Member 331 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 12:35PM Dean Wormer wrote: I'm very happy watching the type of sex that you perform with the most extreme thing is your taking a load on the face or in your mouth. Click to expand I agree. I personally don't care for the rough stuff myself, although I would like to see Penny in a blow bang scene ending with a good facial. [Link]
Cuddly Wombat Senior Member Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 1:18PM Great to hear about the upcoming Vivid flicks where we can see Penny all dolled-up and acting her little heart out. It is how I like her the best. In fact, I would like to see a "Penny's Porno Playhouse", where Penny recreates the great scenes of famous playwrights ("Hamlet", "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof", "Death of a Salesman","Long Day's Journey into Night"), ending each scene with a nice facial and a classic Cecil B. deMille close-up. In the mainstream arena, I would like to see Penny host a reality dating show on MTV, where at the end of each date Penny gives a scathing critique of the performance of the contestants. [Link]
PennytheFlamingFlame Member 157 Posts 7/06	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 2:08PM its good to hear that vanilla is still the flavor of the day. and as far as involved goes? well, I already have over a year of journal entries. I find it easier to remember my life if I write it all down, so the daily journal is no problem. and the live webcam? I'm hoping to buy a house this upcoming year, and I want to have constant live streaming video in some of the bedrooms, and definately my art studio.....speaking of which, I've taken to video taping my painting sessions, and even though I'm no Bob Ross, I do what I can. It's pretty ghetto actually, because the video camera I have is in Japanese, and I can't fucking figure out how to get it in english. I even took it to fry's to fuck around with one that is already in english, and the guy said I have no english button. Fuckin Japanese and their awesome camera's. [Link]
PennytheFlamingFlame Member 157 Posts 7/06	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 2:10PM and a reality dating show????? man. I wish that someone would let me talk on mainstream television....hahahhahahah......but unfortunately, we all know what a potty mouth I have, and being a huge dating critic, I could never endorse one on one dating. It should always be at least two and two, in case it doesn't work out, you still have a chance to get some ass from your friends date. :) [Link]
wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 2:18PM Bob Ross fuckin' ruled! (R.I.P.) Do you think he was ever "guilty" of rolling (in) some "happy little grass" before he taped his shows? Penny, I know all your fans would love to see your art as well, especially while it is being created, and especially if you were rolling (in) some of that aforementioned "happy little grass" ala Bob Ross. That would kick ass, as the kids say. (Do they still say that? I am outta touch...kids nowadays!) Japanese cameras. You'd think they'd make at least some english models seeing as they are so far ahead of the curve on stuff like that there. Re: potty mouth. Well, there's always HBO or something like that there. I also like the idea of doubling your chances for ass. "Doubling your chances for ass?" "Brilliant!" [Link]
Cuddly Wombat Senior Member Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 2:19PM PennytheFlamingFlame wrote: and a reality dating show????? man. I wish that someone would let me talk on mainstream television....hahahhahahah......but unfortunately, we all know what a potty mouth I have, and being a huge dating critic, I could never endorse one on one dating. It should always be at least two and two, in case it doesn't work out, you still have a chance to get some ass from your friends date. :) Click to expand Excellent!! - "Penny's F*#cking Fourplay", 9:30pm, Monday nights on MTV. [Link]
PennytheFlamingFlame Member 157 Posts 7/06	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 3:11PM hahahhaha...oh lord. It was my own fault about the camera. I bought it in Tokyo, and well, it was cheaper for a reason right? well that reason is that it is only for Japanese. Not for jaPennyse. hahaha. oh lord. And as far as bob goes? (yes, rip mr ross) I think he definately had some grass to help him paint those "happy little trees". lets just put a happy little tree right there. I couldn't hold a candle to that man though. what he can produce in that hour segment always takes my breath away. In fact, I have some of his stuff on video and that's actually how I learned to paint happy little trees. And happy little clouds. My clouds are always happy. Are yours? [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 4:55PM Penny wrote: So many pot plants Rise tall through brown and orange leaves. papers are crucial. Click to expand Haiku for stoners. I love it! (Good on its own merits, too, IMO.) * [sp] Edited by - Bob on 12/16/2006 4:55:41 PM [Link]
PennytheFlamingFlame Member 157 Posts 7/06	Posted - Dec 16 2006 : 8:51PM i hoped someone out there in poetry land would like that one. I got another. In a place without, Water is life's running theme, Jail seems rather dry. [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Dec 17 2006 : 12:48AM Okay, here's one: Sweet-smelling smoke clouds -- Tendrils curling heavenward in ascent. Drifting halos dance. * [polishing] Edited by - Bob on 12/17/2006 5:14:10 PM [Link]
wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04	Posted - Dec 17 2006 : 1:22AM PennytheFlamingFlame wrote: hahahhaha...oh lord. It was my own fault about the camera. I bought it in Tokyo, and well, it was cheaper for a reason right? well that reason is that it is only for Japanese. Not for jaPennyse. hahaha. oh lord. And as far as bob goes? (yes, rip mr ross) I think he definately had some grass to help him paint those "happy little trees". lets just put a happy little tree right there. I couldn't hold a candle to that man though. what he can produce in that hour segment always takes my breath away. In fact, I have some of his stuff on video and that's actually how I learned to paint happy little trees. And happy little clouds. My clouds are always happy. Are yours? Click to expand Hmmm, I personally think that "jaPennyse" (that is TOO fucking funny! ) should become the one and true global language. It only makes sense. Yeah, Bob Ross was the man. I can't draw a decent stick-figure, so I was always in awe that he could create a fully-realized and damn good(!) painting in 30 minutes to an hour. Man, I just got a vision of a "day-in-the life of Bob Ross" as if he were doing it for a TV show...Bob: "Let's go over here...and score some 'happy little grass.'" (There IS something wrong with me, but I'd rather not find out exactly what that is). My clouds are usually happy, but sometimes when the "silver lining" is not there I have to settle for copper or brass or tin. Still good 'nough to get by...Oh wait, you were talking about...something else. lol Here's my entry in the Penny Flame-inspired haiku department: Happy little clouds - Gazing through a gauze-like view. Just want to eat, sleep. (Penny, you rock so fucking hard!) Edited by - wolf69 on 12/17/2006 1:23:14 AM [Link]