More Flame goodies....Here are links to a three part interview up on YouTube for The Hottest Girl in Porn.com. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 And don't forget to go vote for Penny to win Hottest Girl for February.
Why are adult webmasters such dicks? It always seems like some girl is getting screwed over. Ah well. Fight the good fight Penny and we're so happy to have you here. :)
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Posted - Mar 11 2008 : 7:16PM
It's not just a porn thing. Lots of businesses have gotten the shaft.
I reckon there's a business opportunity right there for a girl once she's left the porn industry. Because so many webmasters are, as you say, dicks who have sparse ethics, limited ability and the motivation of a dead weevil, you'd think a motivated web-savvy former star might make it her business to set up websites for other stars and make a good living doing so. Chances are she'd be able to understand the vision of the porn star in question for the website.
Fat guys are cool in blowbangs or bukkake. Nice to know all types can get involved for a couple of minutes. Just don't really want to see a fat guy anchor a scene, unless he has excellent chemistry with a girl.
I've never thought up, or played any drinking game based on our Penny, but I have thought of her many times after consuming a few beers. As far as seeing Penny & Brianna together, you got my vote. No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! Edited by - daredevil2025 on 3/16/2008 5:14:54 PM
Jewel De Nyle? Were are so not psychically in sync, mein freund I had this weird-ass dream that Penny was a superheroine last night. She completely wasn't wearing a sexy outfit though, instead some sort of leather jacket and jeans, but she could cause people to have strokes which was killing a fair few people around me. I didn't get close to getting laid, and instead was bitten by a dog. Which begs the question - if Penny was a superheroine, what outfit would she wear?
This has been bugging me for a while matchmaker: Who have you actually matched together as a couple to warrant your nickname? I mean, I'm not asking if you're a marriage celebrant, but do you have the ability to hook brothas and sistas and even white people up?
Top Ten Things Penny Flame would have to do to lose me as a fan: 10. Letting her stunt-cunt double, Penny Burn, sub in for all her sex scenes. 9. Becoming a 'Vaginal Only' advocate and convincing all existing and new porn stars to give up anal forever. 8. Doing a guest spot on Red Eye arguing that marijuana's bad because it allows men to more easily get laid with women who use it. 7. Setting her pubic hair on fire in Blazed and Confused 4 because she thinks it'll make sure the movie gets 'taken seriously' so it can win an AVN award. 6. Yelling out 'I'm dropping loads' every time she squirts. 5. Prefacing every sentence of dirty talk with the words 'Penny says...' 4. Having breast enlargements using the 'tri-inverted nipple' approach so that they look like bowling balls with the finger holes. 3. Putting a 72845643 mile restraining order on me so that I can't legally reach my local grocery store in Narooma, Australia to buy food without violating it. 2. Admitting she stole all her good sex moves from Taryn Thomas and (drum roll) 1. Send me an email saying 'Thanks for being my No. 1 fan ultradamno!' Edited by - Ultrasiet2 on 3/17/2008 8:20:52 AM
Ladies and gentleman, matchmaker, daredevil and the 42nd Street Band! (Crowd Applause) Coming up after the break: Jake Gyllenhaal, Rachel Roxx, and Jenna Presley and M Ward singing Barry Manilow!
Anybody been reading Penny's blog at Xcritics? Dam her last post was pretty amazing. What a lucky bastard that guy is, going to see Penny at some club, and gets to go back to her hotel with her. The whole story reads like many fantasys I've had of Penny, and other lovely porn ladies over the years. You guys should go read it, if you haven't already. I mean I know Ultra, Matchmaker, and a few other regulars here have read it, but the rest of you should definately check it out. Just wish she would tell us a few naughty tales here at her thread dedicated to her. No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy!
I have tried to match people for porn scenes before, but so far, none of them have actually happened yet. I prefer matching up for girl/girl scenes because I like those scenes and there's not a really a point to matching guys and girls. Chances are that if a girl stays in porn long enough, she'll eventually end up working with all the guys anyway. For girl/girl, there are so girls in porn that some girls might not get a chance to work together so I try to help out with that.
I'm looking for comments or confirmation from Penny Flame fans...Just watched Vivid's "Sunny Loves Matt" & the 2nd trailer in the previews is called "Chemistry Volume 4" of which Penny is a cast member. It sure looks like it includes a quick shot of Penny getting it from Tyler Knight.
Have you really had fantasies (i.e. more than one) about Penny? I'm trying to remember if I ever have, like really have had a fantasy about Penny, that involves my having sex with her. I don't know that I ever have. Fantasies about her having sex sure, but not with me. Playing board games yes. Starring in a drug-filled version of L'avventura, yes. This part of her blog brought a tear to my eye: I would have way more one night stands if they all went this well. And I may even see this guy again sometime in my life, but what's tight about it is that I know if we do meet, we'll just have crazy mind blowing sex again, share some beers, stories, good times, and then carry on. Why can't this kind of relationship exist in your hometown? Oh yeah, cuz then its in your hometown....and it turns into a fucking relationship. She's tapped into the disillusionment and whimsy of a generation. Fuck freely, little Flamey butterfly. Forshiggido.
Penny might come visit us more if we discussed her directing deal with Vivid-Ed I wonder what sort of educational movies we'd like to see Penny make. Personally I'd like to see 'Penny Flame's How To Fuck Like You Mean It.' I wonder if this might pave the way for a return to her adventure reality porn, or signals the end of such ventures. I wonder if being at Vivid as a director means we might see her break into directing the odd glamour feature, or an alt-film?
On the set of "Chemistry 4", Taormino watched as Penny gave a hand job to a fellow performer that wowed everyone in the room, and a light bulb went off. Haven't seen the trailer, so cannot really confirm unfortunately. Daredevil should know.
I found this part of Penny's blog interesting from a month or so back: So how did the day go you ask? Today in paradise with dinero du fuego? Well.....it started with a great conversation with a new friend....who I will lovingly refer to as Achilles. Achilles and I spent the better half of the morning chatting away and you know what? It is always nice to meet someone that whether we are on the record or not, is willing to speak candidly, willing to speak openly, and willing to laugh not only at other people, but at ourselves. And we had a laugh we did. A couple actually. Achilles and I spent about an hour on the phone this morning, from about 9 something to 10 something. We spoke about love, love lost, art, lost creativity, creativity found and then lost, we spoke of just about everything under the sun. And then we started the interview. Unfortunately, just as soon as we started to get down and dirty, my whale of a tale adventure was beginning, so I had to postpone our chat for later in the day. In the meantime, Achilles, here is my favorite Dali painting. Its called Ballerina In A Deaths Head. Sounds like the interview with Achilles was awesome. I don't know that an Ultrasiet podcast can match it.
oh yes it can ultra!!!! oh yes it can! I just listened to some of your interview with Momo, and DAMN BABY YOU SOUND FUCKING SEXY AS FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!! I love it, your sexy accent, that deep vibration in your voice. Mmm.mmm.mmm. love love love it. Actually, I came in here just to tell you that, and then saw all these other things going on.... The directing thing with Vivid is going to be an incredible adventure in and of itself. I am actually puttting together the next "Penny's expert guide to..."as we sit here and chat. Its going to be huge, a huge step for both Vivid and myself. I'm excited because I feel like I will have a little bit of a hand in bringing something new to one of porn's longest living companies, and I think this new flavor will help them to squash all the competition. Like they already have for the past however many years they've been putting it down. Vivid is a huge name to be directing under, and I'm going to put my everything into each and ever flick I have the honor of directing, under their bright and shiny banner. So, yes. Its gonna be dope. And I hope to maybe one day start directing features, but I think I need to keep my focus on this educational line for awhile. That way I can really build my confidence (as far as being behind the camera goes), and my skills. Maybe one day, PT will make me PT too....Penny Thomas. How romantic. Maybe I will propose next time I see him.... I wub PT hmmmm......what else did I want to say..... Ah yes! Is anybody going to this Phoenix Forum thing or is it just webmasters? I have no clue. I think its going to be a great time, and I'm gonna be hosting a little pool party, as well as some other shindigs at night. I will make sure to post whatever I'm doing in here, just to keep y'all informed. Ultra.....ultra sexy. m m m
And if you wanna know what happens in Chemistry 4 (an amazing weekend with some amazing people), then you will have to watch it. Its not really a big deal though....just some hot fucking sex. Only like 5 orgy's that lasted pretty much 3 days. That's all. Oh, and some honest conversation about the bullshit that is, and can be.....
fragrant orange blossom softly dancing through the air breathe deep, let hearts open (inspired while sitting in my backyard on the hammock)
Hey Penny, congrats on the new directing gig, I know your going to do great! I'm also gonna have to check out that Chemistry flick, sounds sweet! I know, I know, Mister big time Penny Flame fan hasn't seen all her movies. Well I've had a lot of stuff going on in my life, but I'll always have some time to root for my fave Porn star! GOOOOO FLAME!! No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy!
Name the time and whether we're going to talk in person or over the phone and it's on, Flamey. I'm telling my peeps at Calvista to do their best to bring you out here to sign at the Vivid booth and promote your Vivid-Ed movies at Sexpo in Sydney in July or Melbourne in November. Also remember that when a man drops a load in your mouth down under, it swirls down your throat in the opposite direction to the way it does in California. Mos def. You gonna pick up the mike and do some Mya-style chorus vocals for Murs or Yak Ballz at Paid Dues, Penny? Edited by - Ultrasiet2 on 3/23/2008 12:36:47 AM
You reading the blogs Matchy? I'd like to see a Penny Flame webcomic. There must be some comix fellers about who could strum out a cool 22 page adventure featuring the Flaming Flame. I'm currently writing my dream script for a Penny Flame movie. Like all other budding scriptwriters, I have little chance of my dreams ever becoming a reality. The life of a wannabe porn film scribe is a difficult and fruitless one, but if one has a dream, one must pursue it! One day, I dream of maybe hearing Penny uttering the following words I've written in my masterpiece: ANASTASIA (Played by Penny): OOOOOhhh. Aaahhhh. Aaaaaah. FUCK! MATTHEW (Played by whoever the casting director decides is the best meat puppet on the day): YES! ANASTASIA: Stop waxing boastful you prick and blap my lulu! Forshiggido! As you can see, stone cold genius at work. I also feel the rendition of 'Blazed-up Superstar' to the tune of 'Ghetto Superstar' might be the perfect mid-fuck song. To my knowledge no one has squirted while singing an entire song in a scene, so it would be a world first. I would encourage Penny not to lip sync. Or just piss. It needs to be proper squirt. Blazed-up Superstar That is what you are Hash sourced from afar Push you to the stars Fucking like a wave With a bloke named Dave You are ramming each other oh-oh Smiling thanks to marijuana, oh-oh Edited by - Ultrasiet2 on 3/23/2008 2:25:23 AM
Yo Penny, in case you didn't get my message Thought I'd repeat my rap confessage Brother Ali? Hmmm, you got taste Flame. Your judgment puts other girls to waste, lame Choices they got for their favourite rappers Some of those punks rhyme like chunnering crappers Not Necro and the Jedi Tricks, they got flow Enough rap talk, thinking how you blow All the other metaphysical porn stars away That one-night brother would agree, fuckin' A Which brings me to a question, I have to say Which hockey team you love, is it San Jose See I dig em myself and I dunno if you have loyalties You could be their mascot if they paid you the royalties You a tenacious girl, ain't nobody beat you Take it to the net like Jonathan Cheechoo So whatcha say? Do the Sharkies make your day? Or is Penny the Queen a King fan of LA? I bet your wondering why I'm talking all about puck Cause it sometimes gets monotonous talking bout fuck Anyhow, if you can, set me straight on my query Don't call me an asshole like that cat Dennis Leary Now I'm off the beddie-byes to sleep like a dog Till the next installment of the Flamey-Flame blog.
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Posted - Mar 11 2008 : 9:15AM
