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Ultrasiet2
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 1:56AM
Did you hear that cats? It's official - THREAD WAR!

Puts on Chris Berman voice

FLAME VS THOMAS!

The TWAT WAFFLE vs THE ASS HAT!

Only on ADT.

Now let's have a look at the Thread War pregame show, where we'll be examining the strategies of the Penny Flame camp in winning this epic battle.

wolf69
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5/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 1:57AM
Yeah, that is a first as far as I have seen. And I for one think it's pretty fuckin' kewl!
Not to mention that it's "ludicrith" as well!
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 1:58AM
Do I have to take sides in this Thread War? I really, really like you both. Can I be a double agent and post to both threads copiously?

If it's a case of you're either with the ass hat or against me then I'll have to back the Twat Waffle, only because she's the underdog and has a smaller thread... AT THIS STAGE!

PennytheFlamingFlame
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7/06
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 1:59AM
DAMNIT! HOW THE HELL DID I DO THAT?

I BET TARYN LOCKED IT. DIRTY TRICKSTER....

 
Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:00AM
Skronker! We need a Twat Waffle camp Thread War Podcast with Penny ASAP!

I need to be informed.

PennytheFlamingFlame
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7/06
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:01AM
just scroll sideways!!!! i didn't lock it, I don't think.....it let me post again.....
it will be a million posts by me about me......hahahhahahha
PennytheFlamingFlame
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7/06
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:02AM
yes, post threads everywhere.....but just tell taryn that you are posting more on mine.....just to get her wiley
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:03AM
This thread is bigger Penny. We need to ride on the back of this one.

Maybe you can crush her thread with ten of your threads! Although something tells me Hardware will join the Ass Hat camp in this scenario and lock some of those threads.

This is fun!

Edward James Almost
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7/06
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:03AM
hahahaa.. Penny Flame is awesome... cant knock that PER SON AL A TEEEEEE!!!!

I'd love to smoke bongs wit cha,

Eirc (i cant even smell my name right)

Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:05AM
That's stealth Penny. I gotcha. (Nods knowingly.)

Stealth!

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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:24AM
Penny Flame chant: SUGGESTION 1

"Loyal To The Flame"

To the tune of 2Pac's "loyal to the game"

[Verse 1]
Now I've got task on Taryn's ass
Tell me will she blast me
I think of an alias in case the crooked gremlins ask me, now
It's gettin crazy after dark,
These hats be like tryin to ass her down but she's too smart
Now picture her doped and in front of her keyboard
She been postin' these things all over the ADT boards
Now tell her what ya need when ya see her
She's blazed and confused and rolling joints to free her, believe her
She got Shane's World on her payroll and they know
When its time to handle business Penny smokes blow
Although she's young she's still comin up
She's gettin paid pullin blunts on whiteboys when they runnin up
The first to pull the bong when theres drama
Buster you ain't heard?
She been fucking motherfuckers so they start to cum, ah
There ain't an Ass Hat cop that can stop her
Her pussy is cocky and they don't wait until they drop she
is loyal to the Flame


Edited by - ultrasiet2 on 7/24/2006 2:28:07 AM

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9/02
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:25AM
I guess this really is what people mean when they say "Flame War."
Ultrasiet2
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:26AM
Obvious joke! Work on some subtle material skronk.

Or even better, a better Flame Chant than the one that's been posted.

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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:29AM
Let's play a game - how many porn words can you get out of PENNY FLAME.

I'll start:

MALE

er

MEN

This is a crap game. But it will bump up the post count!

 
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:31AM
What would we call an all-Penny-Flame film?

FLAME ON YOU?

I WILL BE THE FLAME?

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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:32AM
THE HALL OF FLAME?
Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:32AM
SHE FLAME, SHE SAW, SHE CONQUERED?
Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:33AM
A FLAME TO KILL FOR?
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:34AM
JE T'AIME PENNY FLAME
wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:35AM
I'll Take the Flame?
Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:35AM
Je t'aime Penny Flame? Stone genius, I tell you!

Well, when pitching to the French market.

Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:38AM
That's the spirit!

How about: The Flame of the Rose?

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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:41AM
FLAME-GRILLED TWAT WAFFLE?
wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:47AM
I like that one...it could be a big budget gonzo/feature hybrid that takes place in an old monastery (the inhabitants of which just happen to be a buncha hot babes and hung studs) where people become mysteriously horny after thumbing through an old book. It's later found that the pages are coated with a rare and powerful aphrodisiac.

Of course, Penny solves the mystery after sifting through many "clues" (read: "cocks and cunts"), and vows to keep the book safe with her at all times...only using it "when absolutely necessary" (as she states at the end with a wicked twinkle in her eye and a mischevious smile on her lips).

 
Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:48AM
There needs to be a Shane's World PENNY VS TARYN DVD.

Can it be done Shane's World?

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9/02
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:48AM
Now I got that damn Bangles song in my head:


Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame?

I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong to me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?

Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling

[break]

Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling

Close your eyes and give me your hand
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?

[break]

Is this burning an eternal flame?

An eternal flame?

(Close your eyes and give me your hand
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?)

Ultrasiet2
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:50AM
Great idea! I bet the Twat Waffle takes it uber-seriously too. I can see her squinting hammishly at the pages of the book, saying 'hey, what sort of clue is "ass hat?"'

Who'd play Penny's sidekick?

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9/02
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:51AM
How about Penny Flame as Valerie PLAME in a porno version of the CIA leak scandal?
Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:51AM
Can you get Penny to sing that in a Podcast Uncle Skronks? Canya canya?
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:53AM
Which Jules film was Penny in?
Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:55AM
Tell us about the trials and tributlations of running the group daredevil2025. I'm guessing Penny hasn't had a lot of involvement in that group so far. Will that change now that she's on ADT?
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:56AM
These links sadly appear to be dead.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:58AM
False alarm! They still work!
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:59AM
I agree nightfly! Ass Hats get it in the ass, Twat Waffles do vag only!
 
Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:01AM
I've never slept with her! I've never even met her!

Which is a bit sad actually, because she seems fun.

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:02AM
What do you mean by a pimp ride dani?
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:03AM
Beavis, Penny is sensational in BLAZED AND CONFUSED, the best porn film ever to come out of a British girl and an American girl looking for dope.

It's dope!

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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:04AM
Penny, what can you tell us about Shane's World: BLAZED AND CONFUSED Hawaii?
Ultrasiet2
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:06AM
Tell us about the shoot Van!

Think Penny will make Thick Azz A Brick 2?

Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:08AM
I suspect Veronica Mars got deactivated because he didn't love Penny Flame enough and therefore actually spoke about someone else on the Penny Flame thread.

Silly.

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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:09AM
You said this over a year ago? Where's the gallery man?
Ultrasiet2
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:10AM
Will Blazed and Confused be making a trip to Australia?

Go to Canberra, where you can't be charged for buying or smoking dope in public - although it can be confiscated off you.

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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:11AM
So Penny is a redhead...like Taryn Thomas.

The plot thickens...

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:13AM
Will Casey Parker be making an appearance in any Penny-directed movies?
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:14AM
I still haven't seen this scene! I need to ask, until I can actually watch the scene, what makes it so special?
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:16AM
You know what would be really funny? Is if Penny drew an anus around her bellybutton and then got a guy like Randy Spears to poke her bellybutton with his cock while she made noises as if she was doing anal.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:18AM
Yeah, you could do a religious film, but instead of the Holy Trinity, you have the Penny Trinity!
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12/04
Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:21AM
This was such a sweet thing to say. Thanks Taryn! You do realise you helped to bump up the Twat Waffle's thread though, don't you?

Heh heh, stealth!

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:21AM
Penny, is there a T-shirt of yours I can buy?

I want to be Flamous too!

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:22AM
Kami! How come you haven't signed up to be in a Blazed and Confused film yet?
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