Shit in porn you don't understand (page 12)

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ADT44 Member 876 Posts 7/09	Posted - May 21 2010 : 10:37PM New addition: the fem domination genre; what's up with that? Girls in latex that are being dominant towards males, spitting on them, making them crawl on their knees, locking them in cages....and before we know, getting butt fucked with a strap on)?! I don't want to see submissive males and dominant euro (/U.S.) girls. When scrolling on EA (Evil Angel) got a glimpse that some producers seem to go in that direction.[xx)] [Link]
deadmanwade Deactivated User 161 Posts 9/09	Posted - May 21 2010 : 11:07PM The Minion. Seriously i fucking love some of the girls who have been in scenes with him but i just can't jerk to that shit. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - May 22 2010 : 3:43AM Gore Gore Girl wrote: Am I the only person here who actually likes expressions of pleasure on the guy's face? (depending on who it is of course). Click to expand No. I don't mind it but unfortunately, my endorsement of it is hardly going to win over the homophobic crowd. Even if I like it for entirely different reasons than one might think. [Link]
UnkwnUsr2 Member 443 Posts 2/05	Posted - May 25 2010 : 9:18AM I think it is a bit far-fetched to claim that the majority of people who don't share your sentiment are homophobic. In fact, it is quite delusional. [Link]

UnkwnUsr2 Member 443 Posts 2/05	Posted - May 25 2010 : 12:52PM I mean just look at this, what the hell? http://filefap.com/public/view/99071 [Link]
Bluto Deactivated User 511 Posts 3/09	Posted - Jun 1 2010 : 10:23AM RandomPrecision wrote: Gore Gore Girl wrote: Am I the only person here who actually likes expressions of pleasure on the guy's face? (depending on who it is of course). Click to expand No. I don't mind it but unfortunately, my endorsement of it is hardly going to win over the homophobic crowd. Even if I like it for entirely different reasons than one might think. Click to expand Ahh yes. If you don't wanna look at guys, you are homophobic. Chapter 11.6, Gay Bible. [Link]
ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07	Posted - Jun 1 2010 : 2:56PM Dry pussies. Why are the pussies dry? [Link]
charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - Jun 1 2010 : 3:56PM ^The women may be required to douche before scenes. [Link]
Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09	Posted - Jun 1 2010 : 4:02PM Why you have great pristine houses that are worth fortunes but the girls still get dirty feet cos no one bothers to clean the floors. [Link]
Stalag Deactivated User 476 Posts 1/10	Posted - Sep 25 2010 : 4:30PM the unknown pervert wrote: The practice of gripping the woman's head like you are trying to open a jar of mayonnaise while you are getting blown. Click to expand Too many dopes. [Link]
Herzog Deactivated User 245 Posts 2/12	Posted - Apr 14 2012 : 1:52PM torris wrote: Visible hemorroids Click to expand Unless it's a prolapse. Which is even better! Edited by - herzog on 5/31/2012 5:22:52 PM [Link]
inquisitive Member 162 Posts 12/08	Posted - Apr 15 2012 : 11:33AM i hate where the women wear these 6 inch heels onto the beds...not a turn on for me...i just wanna see bare feet. heels look great when you're wearing a dress and in public, but not naked and on a bed. Edited by - inquisitive on 4/15/2012 11:35:50 AM [Link]
Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03	Posted - Apr 15 2012 : 11:46AM inquisitive wrote: i hate where the women wear these 6 inch heels onto the beds...not a turn on for me...i just wanna see bare feet. heels look great when you're wearing a dress and in public, but not naked and on a bed. Click to expand I used to think that heels served no purpose. But, even when the girl isn't standing on them, they seem to help her point the toe, tightening and defining the calf muscle. Also, they give her something to hold onto when she's on her stomach getting face-fucked and has to have something to help keep her head up. [Link]
2ferme Senior Member 1333 Posts 11/09	Posted - Apr 15 2012 : 11:52AM gotporn wrote: cutting away from the moneyshot to show the the guys face. Woodkiller. Click to expand I despise this. I picked up young latin girls on DVD and they did this in the Ander Page Seen. Showed the cum shot and a little cum play then showed the men convulsing. WTF! And this is a Hustler Title. IDIOTS! People complaining about cumshots, and not seeing the guys face in this thread are very strange. I forgot about this thread. Edited by - 2ferme on 4/15/2012 12:01:31 PM [Link]

tintintin Senior Member 1230 Posts 8/07	Posted - Apr 15 2012 : 12:43PM Shit in porn you don't understand: Parodies and other funny setups. IMO porn is made for masturbation. Why should I watch a parodie? If I wanna laugh I will watch something else. When i wanna masturbate i want to see serious fantasies and get off... not laugh Edited by - tintintin on 4/15/2012 12:44:31 PM [Link]
Electric_Logan Member 384 Posts 6/11	Posted - Apr 15 2012 : 12:48PM Oddly I love anal creaampies but I hate to see anything else coming outta' the ass, so those milk enema things pee me off. When they like rub whipped cream on each other and stuff. The girl sits in whipped cream or whatever else they do involving whipped cream. I hate to see food involved. Like why do they have a giant pizza with a hole in the middle through which a dick is protruding? So annoying! I also hate gagging, slapping, spitting, choking, feet on heads. Nasty and unnecessary. [Link]
js3142 Member 55 Posts 1/12	Posted - Apr 15 2012 : 4:08PM I used to think that heels served no purpose. But, even when the girl isn't standing on them, they seem to help her point the toe, tightening and defining the calf muscle. Click to expand I agree. I also happen to find the right shoes sexier than most girl's feet anyway so in porn I prefer it when girls keep shoes on. The main thing I don't get in porn is the appeal of fake tits. Other things I don't get/like in porn are: * Anal prolapse (just seems like a medical problem to me, so totally ruins a scene) * Anal scenes where a guy takes his cock out of the girls ass to show us the gape every five seconds - that's an excellent way of ensuring there's no intensity for me. Just fuck her! * Girls gagging by shoving their own hands down their throat * Scenes where girls get covered in food, milk etc. * The obsession over totally bald pussies, that thankfully seems to be diminishing now. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Apr 15 2012 : 4:20PM Electric_Logan wrote: Oddly I love anal creaampies but I hate to see anything else coming outta' the ass, so those milk enema things pee me off. When they like rub whipped cream on each other and stuff. The girl sits in whipped cream or whatever else they do involving whipped cream. I hate to see food involved. Like why do they have a giant pizza with a hole in the middle through which a dick is protruding? So annoying! I also hate gagging, slapping, spitting, choking, feet on heads. Nasty and unnecessary. Click to expand 12 inch meat feast. [Link]
His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 16 2012 : 2:17PM A feature film porn, parody porn, girl on girl porn, music during porn movie, foot fetish, girls fucking guys with a strap on, watch the mopes asshole while he's nailing a chick, that's all stuff I really don't get. I'm sure I'll think of more later. [Link]
Simpsona Senior Member 2389 Posts 8/10	Posted - Apr 16 2012 : 3:42PM The fascination with Mike Adriano movies. [Link]
babaro Member 539 Posts 1/12	Posted - Apr 16 2012 : 5:13PM mike adriano is good - if your not really into anal - not for you i personally don't get the feature/stories.. if I want to be entertained, i will go to netflix. if i want to jerk off I'll watch an evil angel gonzo scene. Edited by - babaro on 4/16/2012 5:15:54 PM [Link]
Simpsona Senior Member 2389 Posts 8/10	Posted - Apr 16 2012 : 5:32PM ^ I love anal scenes i just don't like falling asleep while watching them. [Link]
Vanity Member Anal whore 58 Posts 4/12	Posted - Apr 16 2012 : 6:58PM Txbird wrote: As a girly girl, who absolutely does like watching porn, I have to say, I don't get why more of it isn't marketed at women. We like hardcore porn too, so why does it have to have a disgusting title with aged gorillas who grunt or wheeze, or worse disrespect their partners? Men watching porn typically want to see young, hot girls and we want to see young, hot men! So come on! Also, the excuse that men buy more porn is lame. When I was in college, I was in a sorority and every semester one of our sisterhoods was a Passion Party (sex toys, lube, lingerie). After getting worked up by games like "hot dildo" or sampling some warming lotions, more than half of the girls bought toys. So girly women, would for sure by porn if it was made appealing to us.I think if more porn was marketed with women in mind, they might see more of that lost profit they keep complaining about. In general though... I don't get gaping, or stretching of any kind. I don't get water sports and I definitely don't get medical equipment. It freaks me out and reminds me of my annual gyno visit, which isn't a blast. Click to expand I'm also a girly girl who loves porn, and I agree with you that I also don't enjoy watching porn with ugly and/or abusive guys. However, at the same time, I find alot of the porn that is marketed to women/couples is way too soft for me. I love to see rough and passionate sex between two people who are really into each other. I love anal, dp, gangbang and internal cumshots. These sort of things are usually left out of the more female-oriented porn. That being said, I do find I have better luck with some European productions... especially ones from Hungary and Czech Republic. The male talent often tends to be alot more appealing. Now for an answer to the question: Why does every porn star (male or female) decide they need to ruin their body with ugly tattoos? Edited by - Vanity on 4/16/2012 6:59:30 PM [Link]
babaro Member 539 Posts 1/12	Posted - Apr 16 2012 : 11:02PM simpsona99999 wrote: ^ I love anal scenes i just don't like falling asleep while watching them. Click to expand wow.... ok... no comment... each his own [Link]

SP_Love Senior Member "Freaky Deakies Need Love Too" 1181 Posts 2/11	Posted - Apr 17 2012 : 12:00AM simpsona99999 wrote: The fascination with Mike Adriano movies. Click to expand Dude I'm with you on that! His pov+ stuff was good for the first dvd or two but then it got really lame really fast. What I don't understand in porn? How any one can get off to a screen full of Mike Adriano's face where a beautiful woman's gaping ass hole should be. Damn I wish Jay Sin would come out of retirement!!!! "It takes courage to enjoy it: the hardcore and gentle...Big Time Sensuality!" [Link]
Ignatz Deactivated User 269 Posts 2/12	Posted - Apr 17 2012 : 12:27AM LOL! If you read the Adriano thread, his fans are bitching because he keeps his pants on. Explains everything Edited by - ignatz on 6/8/2012 5:58:33 PM [Link]
Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09	Posted - Apr 17 2012 : 11:24AM Vanity wrote: Now for an answer to the question: Why does every porn star (male or female) decide they need to ruin their body with ugly tattoos? Edited by - Vanity on 4/16/2012 6:59:30 PM Click to expand Because each and every tat is deep and meaningful and holds a highly special and personal story behind it. [Link]
Jedi Master Bates Deactivated User 383 Posts 9/11	Posted - Apr 17 2012 : 1:26PM I don't get the people who don't get the milk enema scenes and all the other super nasty stuff. [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - Apr 17 2012 : 5:25PM Blowing cum bubbles. [Link]
Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09	Posted - Apr 17 2012 : 7:08PM Seijuro wrote: Blowing cum bubbles. Click to expand On that note, the gargling with a mouthful. [Link]
His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 17 2012 : 8:28PM Rosco Fuji wrote: Vanity wrote: Now for an answer to the question: Why does every porn star (male or female) decide they need to ruin their body with ugly tattoos? Edited by - Vanity on 4/16/2012 6:59:30 PM Click to expand Because each and every tat is deep and meaningful and holds a highly special and personal story behind it. Click to expand Lmao!! +1 [Link]
cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02	Posted - Apr 18 2012 : 3:18AM i was about to start a similar thread but i guess what i have to say fits in here very good. Lately, i discovered i have something that you might wanna call "location sickness" Why on earth is almost every movie being filmed at the same location ? When i first saw this house it was like wow ! (I still don´t know if it is in fact Jules Jordans House) That´s a nice place. I´m talking about the house with the vertical CD/DVD Player on the wall .... with the Frontdoor which looks like an "O" and with the room with the big Glas windows from bottom to the top. I wonder if you can go there without some protective footwear ... must be cumstains all over the place by now Cube [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Apr 18 2012 : 3:53AM Rosco Fuji wrote: Seijuro wrote: Blowing cum bubbles. Click to expand On that note, the gargling with a mouthful. Click to expand Yeah, I have no idea why this is done. Does anyone find it sexy? Well, if there's a following for anal prolapses... [Link]
gokkunlover Member 61 Posts 3/10	Posted - Apr 18 2012 : 6:43AM 1.Cum dodgers/bukakkes and facials...I hate spitters too. 2.Chicks who are too serious on the camera and don't smile often [Link]

Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - Apr 18 2012 : 6:44AM ^^ Actually, it makes me feel a little nauseous. A big pop(s) on the face, tits, in mouth, etc is great, but when it's gargled I can almost smell the bleach odor. Edited by - seijuro on 4/18/2012 6:45:04 AM [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - Apr 18 2012 : 6:55AM All food in scenes. Especially whip cream, chocolate syrup and lollipops. If it's a bit of whip cream that doesn't linger around into the sex part, it's okay. But if a girl looks like she got in a fight at the Craft Services table it's just stupid. Girl sticks a finger in her ass/pussy and tastes = cool. Tastes lollipop out of her ass = kind gross. [Link]
gokkunlover Member 61 Posts 3/10	Posted - Apr 18 2012 : 7:08AM Seijuro wrote: ^^ Actually, it makes me feel a little nauseous. A big pop(s) on the face, tits, in mouth, etc is great, but when it's gargled I can almost smell the bleach odor. Edited by - seijuro on 4/18/2012 6:45:04 AM Click to expand lol bleach...but the gargling turns me on actually ;-). A few more to add Slapping women in the face with the use of derogatory comments(Anal-lick-fest as a prime example).Sorry but fuck that shit... Lesbians who aren't passionate enough on the camera. Can easily spot a fake and a tryharder. Fake Orgasms Piercing on dicks and balls...WTF? Why would you even do that? I just hate piercing in general. Fake orgasms by lesbians when the person wearing the attachable dildo is getting turned on. Shoving a ball up the ass and then asking her to shit it pop it out Fake enormous tits. I don't mind the odd big tits(though I love natural more) but make it appear proportionate to the bodysize please...don't go overboard with it. Those gigantic enormous background images of bigdicks and really closeup shots. Seriously...just stop that shit. Edited by - gokkunlover on 4/18/2012 7:10:55 AM [Link]
ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Apr 19 2012 : 2:42PM 1- Closeups of the guy's face. I'm okay with showing the guy's expressions, but they don't have to cut her out when they do it. 2- Starting the scene before the guy is erect. Instead of showing us that she has to suck his dick just to get him up, how 'bout rolling the camera after he's already hard. [Link]
ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08	Posted - Apr 19 2012 : 4:19PM Camera cutting away from the woman to show the guy or a closeup of his face or anything the guy is doing. I have seen several scenes like this; usually it happens when the woman is undressing, right there in the same room, only a few feet away from the guy, while the guy is watching. I don't understand why the cameraman thinks I'd hate watching a woman undress but I'd like to watch a guy watching a woman undress. [Link]
gokkunlover Member 61 Posts 3/10	Posted - Apr 19 2012 : 5:28PM fake cumshots [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Apr 20 2012 : 2:26AM ControlFreak wrote: 2- Starting the scene before the guy is erect. Instead of showing us that she has to suck his dick just to get him up, how 'bout rolling the camera after he's already hard. Click to expand Why does this matter to you? [Link]
cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02	Posted - Apr 20 2012 : 3:03AM gokkunlover wrote: fake cumshots Click to expand I´d rather see a "hot fake cumshot" than those weack "i´ve been shooting 4 scenes a day" cumshots Those guys from those "fake cum" monsterdick producing companies could have a goldmine if they would do it right Cube [Link]
ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Apr 20 2012 : 11:05AM BlackSix wrote: ControlFreak wrote: 2- Starting the scene before the guy is erect. Instead of showing us that she has to suck his dick just to get him up, how 'bout rolling the camera after he's already hard. Click to expand Why does this matter to you? Click to expand Appearances. It makes the chick seem undesirable and/or the dude is erectile dysfunctional. [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Apr 21 2012 : 12:10AM But in RL men start flaccid, seeing a woman get it hard seems like fun, imo. [Link]
ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Apr 21 2012 : 3:40PM ^^^ Very true, but I'm only talking about cases where it takes a tremendous amount of effort on her part. At least in my case, in the RL girls don't have to use quite as much effort with me. [Link]
His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 21 2012 : 6:09PM BlackSix wrote: ControlFreak wrote: 2- Starting the scene before the guy is erect. Instead of showing us that she has to suck his dick just to get him up, how 'bout rolling the camera after he's already hard. Click to expand Why does this matter to you? Click to expand Yea I don't get it either. [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - Apr 21 2012 : 11:00PM babaro wrote: mike adriano is good - if your not really into anal - not for you i personally don't get the feature/stories.. if I want to be entertained, i will go to netflix. if i want to jerk off I'll watch an evil angel gonzo scene. Click to expand I like anal a lot. Can't stand Adriano's output. Features/story-based: A reason for fucking. A relatable scenario. A build-up. Some added levels of eroticism. I'm not a massive feature watcher but I more than understand the appeal. Also amusing choice of words, "entertained" (as in gonzo's not "entertaining", just nothing more than miserable jerk-off fodder). What's wrong in being "entertained" whilst fapping? An entertaining fap seems like a pleasurable experience. [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Apr 23 2012 : 4:07AM ControlFreak wrote: ^^^ Very true, but I'm only talking about cases where it takes a tremendous amount of effort on her part. At least in my case, in the RL girls don't have to use quite as much effort with me. Click to expand I understand now, I think what you're talking about is more often called 'a limp dick.' When dudes can't keep it hard through a scene. [Link]
cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02	Posted - Apr 27 2012 : 6:55AM I often wonder if there are things a porn star would not do. Aside from certain sexual acts. I´ve seen some "Role play" that made me really think ... man are they doing just about "everything" where are their borders ? Cube [Link]
DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09	Posted - Apr 28 2012 : 5:03AM Black guys in porn I am not being racist here they just act so lame in porn talking to much make weird faces & throwing gang sings to the camera their overall performance is sub par for porn. Only reason black guys are used in porn as much as they are they have 8 to 14 inch dicks Not enough black girls white guy secens need like 500% more of this Cumming on a girls ass or back black guys seem to be scared to cum in a girls mouth or pussy Super closeup POV where you only get one angle through the whole scene 30 to 45 min scene has like 18+ min of talk this is every scene Bag Bros has done for a while now Bondage Scat Girl spitting cum into guys mouth Girls who are 45+ who look way older like Ava Divine Granny porn Shemale porn Super ugly guys in porn like Ron Jeremy Amai Liu she has done like 5 to 8 scenes with that nasty mexican guy Peeing Milk enema Pardoys Condom only porn BJs with Condoms WTF is the point Toys & starpons Music in any scene Clown porn Anorexic girls this is mostly for the porn that comes from asia Mya Mason when she first got into porn she was skin & bones Guy playing with clit when doing anal Girls that will only lick a dick they will not but it in there mouth if a girl is not willing to put a dick in her mouth she is not pornstar material Costumes Guy who can not get hard or their hard on is only 3" Guys who are not circumcised some girls claim that when a guy is not circumcised there dick smells like shit when a girl is not felling a guy so her performance looks like shit and the studio still releases the scene Short scenes that are like 15min or less I can go a min of 45min I know must guys can go longer than 15min Camera guy talking directing the scene Weird camera angles Not enough closeup of a girls face Girls with a lot of tats in porn this is just gross Anything pierced other than the ears bellybutton is fine Not enough ass shaking before sex Goth girl videos Guys slapping a girl 1 or 2 times is fine any more it gets annoying really fast Closeups of a dick when having sex for more than like 30 sec Fake dicks fake powdery cum Guys eating pussy or licking the asshole porn is geared for males so this would be more for females Foot play in any way Cumming in the girls ear Jerking a guy off with girls armpit Girl with to much hair under arm and face Girls with bald heads I saw a scene where a girl had a totally shaved head guy cummed right no the top of her head was funny and dumb at the same time Super fat girls Girls smoking like 1min or less before suck dick this is so gross Guy cumming on food then the girl eats it Guys cumming the in the girls mouth then the girl whips out a toothbrush and starts brushing her teeth this is kinda funny Edited by - DJboutit2 on 4/28/2012 5:04:46 AM Edited by - DJboutit2 on 4/28/2012 3:14:57 PM [Link]