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Haze
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769 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 2:10PM
How about when a girl is sucking a guys dick and she says "Does this turn you on" repeatedly ? I'd like to hear the guy say "No not really but thanks for trying"
Skyscrapper
Member

667 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 2:15PM
Two dicks, one ass.
Spitting in a girl's mouth and in her face.
Gangbangs with guys standing around beating their meat.
Cum swapping back and forth. One swap is hot after that...it's just a dumb gimmick.
ATM. Sure, it's nasty. And i always say, 'damn, that bitch is nasty'. But again, it goes on too long to the point of stupidity.
Dudes eating their own sperm.
htb066
Member

69 Posts
11/08
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 4:04PM
It's because he says it CONSTANTLY. "yeah baby yeah baby let me see that ass baby shake that ass baby ride that cock baby yeah baby yeah baby." It's so fucking annoying.
I do agree with you though, Realtip, about not liking it when girls are totally nude in scenes. I oftentimes won't even bother watching scenes if I see in the preview that the girl isn't wearing anything sexy.
Edited by - htb066 on 1/8/2009 4:06:02 PM
Edited by - htb066 on 1/8/2009 4:16:54 PM
PornAgain
Member

54 Posts
11/06
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 4:05PM
I don't understand how porn fans can enjoy hundreds of scenes with the few guys who have a stranglehold on so many male roles (names to follow). They go through the SAME ROUTINE every time, BORING. They CONTROL the action by not letting the girl cut loose. They DO NEARLY ALL of the thrusting when fucking. Nearly all give ORDERS continuously (one exception: Ashley.) Most think the scene is about them. Hetero porn is about the GIRL GETTING OFF. My list of guys who should go into production or go somewhere instead of near a porn camera: Strong, Ashley, Talon, Stephano, Ferrara, Stone.
I go to great lengths to avoid these guys, but often the male talent is not revealed til viewing. Wonder why?
PornAgain
 
htb066
Member

69 Posts
11/08
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 4:13PM
yeah, I love it during the doggy position when the guy doesn't move and just lets the girl move back and forth on the dick, but you don't see that very often.
kirby
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California
187 Posts
8/06
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 4:25PM
does anyone even buy porn anymore? if my boyfriend bought me porn which i can download for free i'd slap him.
NewRomancer
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738 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 4:40PM
let the moaning commence....
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 5:06PM
...and it has commenced. :)
@Kirby: in a forum where many of the members make a living off of selling their porn, let's not brag about how much we like to get it for free, 'kay? It's kinda tacky.
Skyscrapper
Member

667 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 6:32PM
Internet downloads are killing porn just like it's doing to the record industry.
overtonian
Member

22 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 7:14PM
When the girl is riding and has to break her neck to turn around to look into the camera for eye contact
htb066
Member

69 Posts
11/08
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 7:28PM
-black and white striped stockings
-POV- I guess I can understand why people like it, but I prefer to see a variety of camera angles. I don't get any extra excitement from seeing everything vicariously from the point of view of the guy. The worst is in POV blowjob films where the girl has a really nice ass but the douche that's holding the camera doesn't bother to film it.
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 7:45PM
And if I caught you downloading something for free that I spent a lot of money to create, I'd slap you with a sack of rusty nails.
Let's all become car thieves and then some fucking douche can ask, "does anyone even buy cars anymore?"
Fuck you and all your illegal downloading minions who have already destroyed the music business and will soon do the same thing to this business.
NewRomancer
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738 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 2:25AM
1) downloading didn't even remotely 'destroy' the music industry... there is still a huge, thriving, growing music industry, and they're still making money hand-over-fist... partially because they have started to learn to move with the times... iTunes is removing DRM, and lowering prices... and raking in the bucks because of it... So bang goes that reason for crying...
2) Illegal? HA! -I- live in a country where it's legal to download, and so I do it...
Bang goes that reason for crying....
3) Nobody is stealing a single thing from you, downloading a digital copy of your movie... You have lost no product... There is no theft.
Bang goes that reason for crying....
4) maybe if what you made was worth buying people would buy it.... I know there's a ton of stuff in the 'porn world' I won't even bother downloading, never mind buying it... Every stop to think that your 'public' is voting with their wallets... Telling you that what you're doing isn't worth their money....
Oh... here comes the crying....
or maybe you think you're entitled to success?
Interesting concept.... not remotely realistic, but interesting nonetheless...
bouges
Member

101 Posts
11/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 2:45AM
I will never understand why some people feel entitled to getting free porn, and worse than that, will actually defend it. Stealing is wrong... there is no rationalization that will ever make it right.
 
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 3:05AM
@NewRomancer: perhaps you didn't see what I wrote to kirby above. Well this time it's directed at you. And take heed.
So here we go (again), this is what I said above:
In a forum where many of the members make a living off of selling their porn, let's not brag about how much we like to get it for free, 'kay? It's kinda tacky.
In other words, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT OR LEAVE.
RickyWong
Member

9 Posts
12/07
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 6:00AM
No way, it's about me (the viewer) getting off! Ain't gonna buy it otherwise.
warrenwest67
Member

Thanks for the mammaries.
966 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 11:28AM
Just wait you guys till you get older. I'd say 5 - 10 years ago I would have listed 70% of what has been listed on this thread on my No list. But as you get older, seen more, done more in real life, become more jaded, and you dick gets more leather-like, most of the "action" - "clothes" things get more interesting. I cant predict what the wide will like or go for so I learned long ago- Try Everything. The worse she can do is say no. Am not going to flush her head in a swirly, but the more variety I get to see means more I get to try in the bedroom. I can think 90% of this shit up in my perverted mind. So I rely on you sick fucks to fuel my fantasy's.
I say keep the craziness going. My dick is always the judge. Ive seen some acts that I don't like but then I see a different girl do the same thing and it gets me off. I too love reading peoples lists.
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 11:51AM
NR, do you live in reality or in some parallel universe you've created in your own mind where your every thieving, dishonest gesture is somehow always justified.
for the last time - CD sales are down over 30%, the loss is not being offset by sales through itunes and other pay sites. Bands no longer even expect to make money from their music. They use the CD as a marketing tool to promote a concert tour. Well, guess what? Porn companies don't go on tour.
And your completely bullshit reasoning that if I made something worth paying for, maybe people wouldn't steal it. If I leave the keys in the ignition of a Jaguar with a sign on the windshield that says "Please don't steal me. I'm worth paying for" do you think someone would drive it away and leave a check behind? Are you that fucking obtuse to believe that people won't steal what they perceive as being worth paying for? That's even more incentive for them to steal it. If there was a 1982 Datsun parked beside that Jaguar, which one do you think would get driven first?
Strange to say it here in a porn forum, but it's really a moral issue. I don't steal music. I know how much effort went into creating it. I don't steal Hollywood movies from torrent sites. Same reason.
And no douchebag, I'm not entitled to success. I would just hate to see the success that I have disappear because people now steal what they used to pay for.
Edited by - mike quasar on 1/9/2009 11:51:59 AM
Ibrox
Deactivated User

120 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 1:41PM
I could not have said it better myself!
On another note, I agree with Mike Quasar. It is a moral issue.
Illegal downloading is like plagiarism. The big problem is that, in this industry, nobody's reputation is destroyed the way it would be in academia for plagiarism, largely because illegal download providers and their customers really don't care about the status of their reputations. Joseph Ellis, Stephen Ambrose and Michael Bellesiles, however, all got ripped new ones, and, in the cases of Ellis and Bellesiles, got suspended from their academic positions for plagiarising.
NewRomancer
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738 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 3:48PM
There are countries where downloading isn't illegal... and as time progresses, there will be more and more
Opening Credits that show pop-shots make no sense to me....
Knuckle Kids
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287 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 4:50PM
Valid points from your side of the fence, but from the other side when the product consistently becomes diluted the average consumer feels they are getting ripped off. They in turn really don't give a rat's ass about you (proverbial, not you literally) and whether you feel you are getting ripped off. It happens with the 3 new songs that are put on the "Greatest Hits" from an artist. You've already got all of the songs except of the 3, but you have to pay $12 for 3 songs if you want to support the artist. From the Music Company's point of view, that's known as "marketing" but from the consumer point of view it's getting ripped off. It's kind of funny, but with the Chinese Democracy album now out, one member of Metallica made reference to Lars downloading a song off the internet before it was released. Wasn't he a whiney bitch about people downloading their stuff for free and how he's getting ripped off, but it's okay for him to do it.
The same thing can be said about porn DVDs. Bree Olson on the front and 4 other girls of filler material. Then there is the nice fancy box cover indicating hot action, but you get crap, and/or the pix on the box cover never match up to the action. Case in point, a few years ago, there was an anal themed movie out, don't recall the name, but it starred Julia Bond before she did anal. There on the front cover was Julia sitting in a RCA shot, that really implied that she was going to be doing RCA in the movie, it looked that real. This was the main image on the front, not the little one in the corner. Well, let's see, anal themed flick, Julia Bond in RCA, let me spend the $4 to watch her. Get home and fire up the player. At no point in the flick did Julia do RC let alone RCA and at no point did she even come close to doing anal. Again, slick marketing on the part of the company, but a rip off on the part of the consumer. You mention the time and expense to put out the product and want to be rewarded for that. No issues there! But the consumer also goes through the time, effort, and expense to rent or purchase the product in the form of travel time, rental fees, and time spent in the video store. Don't forget the cramp that comes from their head turned sideways to read the box covers and pull them out to look at the pictures to find something we might like. So after all of that, you get shafted by the company's marketing effort. Can you complain to the store? Sure, but it won't do you any good?
So after the 2 examples provided, can you blame the consumer for going onto a youtube type site for porn and downloading for free?
Mike, none of this was directly pointed at your company, but companies in general. But this question is, Suppose I purchased or rented a product from your company and was completely unsatisfied with the overall product. I then sent you a letter of complaint detailing my unhappiness,(rather than a letter saying your product sucks, give me my money back!) How would you handle that letter of complaint?
Now the next question is: How come porn companies don't go on tour in some way shape or form? Put together a Pornapaloosa type event. MMMMMM, let's see, isn't there one in Vegas right now? Anyway, instead of giving away DVD samplers, put together an "Event DVD" that is available for sale only at the show. Just off the top of my head, do a Bree Olson/Faye Reagan Super Slut Competition extravaganza type of DVD and hype the hell out of it before the show, indicating that it's only available at the show. Each side of the case would feature one of the girls. Have them both at your booth signing the thing for sale at $20.00. Given the level of traffic at the show, I'm sure you could sell 5,000 of them over the 4 days. Do that for all the big shows and I'm sure you won't be disappointed.
htb066
Member

69 Posts
11/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 4:54PM
jesus fucking christ. talk about a thread going off-topic.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 5:58PM
^Exactly. Let's get back on topic here folks. We all have tons of things we'd like to list in a thread like this. So here's our chance, right?
For me, shit in porn I don't understand (not necessarily stuff I hate or don't like or whatever, just stuff I don't get) includes:
-A girl tells a guy to spank her while they're having sex, and the guy doesn't do it. Clearly she wants to be spanked so badly that she's asking for it; why not spank her at least once?
-I recently watched a scene (from I Fucked You and Yo Mama 3) where Summer Storm mentions a couple of times that she's going to enjoy being fucked in the ass by the guy, or that she wants him to fuck her in the ass, etc. And then the end of the scene comes, and she hasn't been fucked in the ass. Huh? Why talk about it so much during the scene if you're not going to do it? I have no problem with scenes that are vag only, but if you're going to talk about how the next position is going to be anal, then the next position should probably be anal, right?
-Non-sex roles. I've mentioned this one before on ADT. You hire a known pornstar, dress her up in some sexy outfit, put her in a porn film, and then don't show her getting fucked, giving a blowjob, making out, getting naked, or anything. Why? Surely you could've found something sexy for her to do in the film.
-Cuckold flicks. Don't get 'em. I've seen some cuckold scenes, and sometimes the sex was hot, and I'm not offended by the whole idea of the cuckold fantasy or whatever; I just don't understand its appeal.
-This last one is one I mentioned in the thread about the new bangbros site Fuck Team Five. Now, this doesn't happen in every scene, but it seems to happen often enough that one has to assume it's on purpose, and also that the director(s) feel it adds something: why do they have the girls deliberately criticize the performance of the amateur guys after they're finished having sex with them? What does that add to the scene in terms of appeal and/or sexiness?
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 6:07PM
There is a ton of bad porn out there, no question about it and there is lot of dishonesty from some companies regarding what's actually on the DVD but you will find Jules Jordan right along side Anarchy films on some tube sites. My point being that a guy like Jules who produces top shelf product is taking the hit the same as companies that throw any crap they can find out there. Or as another example, you can download the new Brittany Spears album AND Dark Side of the Moon from any filesharing site.
Sorry I derailed the thread. Let's get back on track.
If I ever hear a director ask "so how long have you been in the business" again I will commit a crime for which bail will be denied.
 
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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4/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 6:20PM
^So Mike, how long have you been in the business? [:p)]
10000 days
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Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ...
717 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 6:48PM
I don't understand why more and more girls enter into it. I mean I do , but I don't .
Edited by - 10000 days on 1/11/2009 1:56:07 PM
hotgirlzrule
New Member

5 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 8:37PM
Annoying shit in porn:
-scenes where the chick is wearing tennis shoes.
-Any scene shot after 2002 and the male talent roles in in some jorts. Are these cats for real or are they trying to be funny?
-E.E. saying "Oh yeah" in a scene.
-Compilations
-Smoking hot newbies, who have multiple alisas, variations, and spellings of their names. How are you going to get any fans if knowone can find you?
-When ADE doesn't list a female cast memeber that is in the movie.
-chicks gagged with a dildo
-Toe sucking/footplay in scene. Its kinda hot in the bed room, but i dont want to see it in a video i paid my hard earned money for.
-ADE charging 3:1 for some vod's
john5527
Member

62 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 9:02PM
I don't understand the whole idea of gagging a woman to death with a cock. That is not hot at all. I hate the whole gag factor series. It is just stupid. Give a great blowjob without the gagging. I get tired of the whole dominate the girl idea with your big dick.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 9:35PM
When a guy is fucking a girls mouth and pulls out then quickly rams his dick in and out her mouth so fast that she cannot even get a lick of the thing,i normally sit watching this till i can take no more then raise a fist to the television and shake my fist at the telly then shout out "For fuck's sake give her a lick of the thing"
Knuckle Kids
Deactivated User

287 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jan 9 2009 : 9:56PM
The use of a blue wig on a smoking hot girl.
Failure to take off that piece of clothing that stays around the girl's midsection during the scene.
Breeze
Member

One Smokin Hot Chic
532 Posts
11/08
Posted - Jan 10 2009 : 4:43AM
Actually #3 is Copyright Infringement and here in the US it is a crime.
And #4, if it isn't worth buying why would anybody want to steal it?
Shit in porn that I don't understand?????
Why aren't more girls getting fucked while wearing fur coats???
I would pay top dollar to see Bree Olsen get fucked on the hood of a red Mercedes wearing a fur coat by a black man wearing nothing but a tie and Bree saying "Come on baby, give it to me!"
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 10 2009 : 4:52AM
Can everyone stop addressing NewRomancer in this thread please?
I've told him to stop, and he has - now get back to the topic of the thread.
Here's something else I don't understand in porn (or maybe it's something I don't understand about "adult enterntainment" in general):
-Why are the requisite heels SO high off the ground? I mean, I guess I could see one or two inches of platform, plus the four inch heel... But most of the time the shoes the girls are wearing in pics and vids and in strip clubs too I presume (though I must confess I've never actually been to a strip club) are like six inches off the ground, and THEN a four inch heel. Why so much? It's not something that I hate or anything, I mean if you want shoes that lift you almost a foot off the ground, then go nuts, I guess... but why are they SOOOOO common? That's some shit I don't understand.
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jan 10 2009 : 10:33AM
What did I learn today?
jorts
Knuckle Kids
Deactivated User

287 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jan 10 2009 : 12:56PM
Non mouth related facial cumshots. I can't stand 5 guys dropping a load on her forehead.
Obstruction of the face in general by sunglasses, masks, etc.
Guys that shoot a 3 drop load onto the girl's tongue and then all of a sudden she's drooling a mouthload back out.
Cumshots to the ass or pussy in a 3way situation and the 2nd girl licks it off and the scene ends 2 seconds later instead of extended messy face/pussy play.
Why directors don't stuff a sock into Wesley Pipes' mouth before the scene starts.
 
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 10 2009 : 4:35PM
Shit, I thought it was a typo! I guess now I've learned something new today too!
Dr_Fell
Member

545 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jan 10 2009 : 5:06PM
With respect to almost all the posters who have contributed to this thread, I think that some of the posts on this thread address what posters do not like more than what they don't get.
This conflation impedes the ability to discuss things that people don't get.
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jan 10 2009 : 6:03PM
^^ I hope that knowing what jorts are helped
Ibrox
Deactivated User

120 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jan 10 2009 : 7:19PM
Thanks. But I still prefer hot pants on Daisy Duke (the original, not the blonde wannabe singerette/actress bimbette who played her in the movie with Willie Nelson.)
inquisitive
Member

162 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 12:48AM
i hate it when women wear their stripper heels on a bed during sex. just a peeve. i prefer the bare feet. then again, i hate the stripper type heels anyway!
Jackstah
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531 Posts
3/07
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 1:35AM
Porn companies SHOULD go on tour!
Jackstah
Member

531 Posts
3/07
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 1:53AM
but for ontopic.
Squirting out of either hole I just don't get and doubt I ever will.
That site where guys get punched in the balls by a pornstar.
cuts to dudes face during a sexy part of a scene.
any time cum doesnt go directly onto a woman/her clothing(includes cum omelettes)
brandy talore's hatred of her midsection(seriously theres nothing wrong there)
porn without sound (looking at you celeste)
oozing creampies
clown porn
ass themed flicks with no anal
anal themed flicks with non anal performances
the downloaders vs people who buy arguments(most who download would rather jerk it to free trailers/sample clips than buy porn*not to mention the family/shame portion of hiding porn if you're not living alone*. But at the same time going on a industry website and bringing up how they download and watch porn illegally is seriously stupid too) sorry. Do I buy porn? No I buy minutes on AEBN and watch scenes because theres rarely a porn where I like more than 1 or 2 people in it.

Pentasa
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233 Posts
9/08
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 6:59AM
Girls who dodge cum and let it go to waste. Why work it hard only to let the reward go to waste?
BumBum
Member

395 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 9:01AM
I don't understand why there has never been a scene (that I know of) where they perform the real life act of "staying in" after the man comes in the woman's pussy, ass, or mouth. Really now, if you are fucking your girlfriend or wife, and you come in her ass, don't you want to leave your dick in there as long as possible?
I understand that some people need to see the jizzum, but there must be at least as many people who would want to see this as who want to see a chick shoot milk out of her ass!
Gunzo
Senior Member

1377 Posts
2/05
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 9:14AM
I see Mike's at it again...
mrmurmurer
Member

Why would a banana grab another banana?
6 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 3:28PM
I'll second realtip's gripe about female talent removing sexy shoes after only a few minutes. I'd also add "cum-farting" as well as milk enemas... I can go either way about anal, but I'd rather see something going into a woman's ass than coming out.
Haze
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769 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 5:20PM
I live alone and don't buy porn anymore thanks to the tube sites. Its not shame theres just such an abundance of free shit online and since porn is a luxury not a neccessity it rarely makes it of importance to me.
blowfish
Member

874 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 5:49PM
Japanese censorship. You can't show genitalia but gallons of semen is ok.
Performers that change their stage name or have alias. Is that supposed to fool us?
Obsession with implants.
Award shows.
axlsfury
Senior Member

1110 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 6:34PM
directors who continually cast the same flock of talent, over and over again.
i can understand going with performers you know can do a good scene, but a little variety is nice for the fans.
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 6:38PM
^^ I get your point, however, we can get variety from other directors/studios.
It's the ones that keep using talent I can't stand -- no names please -- that get to me.
axlsfury
Senior Member

1110 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 6:42PM
^I'm with you too on that
Also, another thing I can't understand is studios passing off recycled product as new......man that gets my goat!
i guess there are enough casual renters who wouldn't notice, but for a high volume customer, this is annoying.
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