A porn flick is almost always going to feel like a manufactured product. Unfortunately.
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| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 |  Posted - Oct 17 2009 : 7:59PMA porn flick is almost always going to feel like a manufactured product. Unfortunately. Edited by - randomprecision on 10/17/2009 8:00:37 PM Edited by - randomprecision on 10/17/2009 8:01:22 PM [Link] |
Gore Gore Girl  Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Oct 17 2009 : 8:05PM With all that said, I would rather a staged kiss than an unexpected slap to the face/gob of spit that is not welcomed nor enjoyed; likewise, when facials are so mechanical in every scene, I can't really complain when filmmakers try to switch things up and they don't quite work. [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Oct 18 2009 : 12:39AM Extended tease, although obviously first explored by Stagliano around the same time, didn't really kick into the standard repertoire of gonzo until JJ in the late 90s/early 00s. [Link] |
| Royal Tee Member 665 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Oct 18 2009 : 3:09AM [Link] |
| wmonbear Deactivated User 380 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Oct 18 2009 : 1:17PM Edited by - wmonbear on 10/18/2009 4:53:35 PM [Link] |
| realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Oct 18 2009 : 9:40PM ITA. The new oil craze in porn is completely annoying. I guess it's OK if you like like seeing girls who look like sloppy greased-up pigs. But I'd rather not see it myself. It's yet another gimmick that I hope soon fades away, along with "squirting," the gloryhole, and POV. [Link] |
| lovermike New Member 4 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Oct 19 2009 : 12:21PM [Link] |
| JBauer24 Member 156 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Oct 19 2009 : 12:36PM Schoolgirl scenes where clothing completely obscures the girls body for the whole (or even some) of the scene. I mean really I'd think you'd have to have an awful stringent fetish to HAVE to constantly see her in the uniform... Versus knowing where she just came from based on the outfit she was just wearing. [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Oct 19 2009 : 4:37PM [Link] |
| jehosafats Member 25 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Oct 19 2009 : 11:47PM [Link] |
| the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Oct 20 2009 : 10:09AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Oct 21 2009 : 2:10AM [Link] |
| 8erout Member 93 Posts 12/05 | Posted - Oct 23 2009 : 4:46AM O.K, If I was to pick one it would be why guys stepping on a girl's head while having sex from behind. Edited by - 8erout on 10/23/2009 4:57:22 AM [Link] |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Oct 23 2009 : 1:56PM [Link] |
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| BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09 | Posted - Oct 23 2009 : 2:00PM [Link] |
| Dread Senior Member Latex and boobs 5085 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Oct 23 2009 : 5:09PM ----Dread---- [Link] |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Oct 23 2009 : 5:18PM [Link] |
| rashidnz Senior Member Eve Angel 4649 Posts 12/03 | Posted - Oct 23 2009 : 10:48PM My top 4 The Guy Jerking Off Fake Tits both equally irritating Muzak/Condoms also about the same ok so thats four Great thread wish more producers/directors of Porn would actually read it!(and take the hint) [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Oct 24 2009 : 12:50AM [Link] |
| realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Oct 24 2009 : 1:06AM [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Oct 24 2009 : 4:15AM [Link] |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Oct 24 2009 : 8:10AM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Oct 24 2009 : 7:13PM See the middle pic at the top of this DVD back cover [edit: um, I wrote cover, but I guess it's actually the back cover] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 10/24/2009 7:14:27 PM [Link] |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Oct 24 2009 : 7:24PM [Link] |
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| realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Oct 24 2009 : 9:46PM [Link] |
| mug_glazer Member 304 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Oct 24 2009 : 11:39PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Oct 25 2009 : 7:07AM [Link] |
| JBauer24 Member 156 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Oct 25 2009 : 8:27AM RandomPrecision wrote:Yeah - you can't see the girls body. It contorts it so that you see her arms and her top back... instead of the lovely chest she might have. Plus it's just stupid. Even if the guy isn't putting much pressure on it, it still probably is not good for your brain. (E.g, all these stories about NFL players getting dementia really early in life) Edited by - JBauer24 on 10/25/2009 9:48:30 AM [Link] |
| Bluto Deactivated User 511 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Oct 25 2009 : 8:59AM "I dunno...maybe have the guy stomp her head..yeah...they like that weird shit....yuk..yuk..yuk..." Explains it all. [Link] |
| wmonbear Deactivated User 380 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Oct 25 2009 : 10:52AM Also, has anyone mentioned all the disgusting spitting going on in porn. I've even seen globs of saliva transferred between performers... made me want to vomit! Edited by - wmonbear on 10/25/2009 10:54:25 AM [Link] |
| NatanS New Member 3 Posts 10/09 | Posted - Oct 25 2009 : 1:19PM - boots of any kind. Idk, bare feet on girls turn me on like hell, boots on the other hand are a major arousal killer. Unfortunately, they are like in every porn :/ - Spitting. Imho it should belong in the same category as scat or vomit. I mean, if I get softcore or even hardcore porn, I don't expect to see crapping or barfing there. And I don't expect to see people spitting on their faces either. At least give us a warning that it's there. - Spit used as lubricant. Yuck. - Uniforms and cosplay. Idk, only nudity makes me aroused. - Pubic hair. I don't mind guys because I'm not gay and I don't give a damn about their looks, but girls... idk, I can't stand it, in real life, in porn - anywhere. No pubic hair please. - Domination. I really like when performers are having fun when doing their roles, laughing. Looks more natural and turning on than when the guy abuses the girl and makes her gag or something. - Milk enemas. Lol, I actually love enemas in porn, but only water. Well, piss enemas are pretty turning on too, although I've seen it like once or twice. But milk enemas don't look well, idk, just looks disgusting. - Traditionally, shit, vomit and other weird things like farting. There is pretty much nothing arousing in it. - Repeatedly saying "fuck me fuck me". Boring. Learn a new line please. - Girls moaning non-stop for the whole duration of the scene. Please SHUT UP for a second.. - Guys asking stupid questions. "You like that? You like that?" Geez, shut up dude. - Giant dicks that look as if they are made of rubber. I bet that some guys can fuck themselves in their own ass. Always though cock is meant to be hard. It looks unnatural. - Boy hips, small tits. Seriously, I don't mind whether the tits are big or small, but a lot of porn performers have like no tits at all and also they are very far from the traditional hourglass body type. Isn't porn all about perfection of bodies? I can get a girl like that in real life without any problems. I want to see those that I can't get. - Stupid looped music. - The fact that porn performers make almost no body contact. Looks highly unintimate thus unnatural. Finally, this may be unpopular, but: - Vaginal sex. Seriously, I can have this at home. Watching it is boring. Give me anal, damnit. Watching vaginal sex is as turning on for me as watching a guy humping a couch. [Link] |
| realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Oct 25 2009 : 1:29PM [Link] |
| BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09 | Posted - Oct 27 2009 : 11:34PM Does anyone know why this is? [Link] |
| Gold Afternoon Deactivated User 8 Posts 10/09 | Posted - Oct 31 2009 : 1:15PM [Link] |
| Scott Levy Member Big Bush Fan 260 Posts 11/09 | Posted - Nov 1 2009 : 4:42AM I also hate it when the girls are all clean-shaven, I like atleast a little bush. [Link] |
| Ida Lupino Deactivated User 429 Posts 11/08 | Posted - Nov 1 2009 : 7:56AM [Link] |
| pornaddict13 Member 44 Posts 10/09 | Posted - Nov 1 2009 : 12:09PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Nov 1 2009 : 2:10PM [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Nov 1 2009 : 2:57PM [Link] |
| Stud_Rob Member 703 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Nov 1 2009 : 3:46PM [Link] |
| The Ghost of Cal Jammer Senior Member 2207 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Nov 2 2009 : 5:24PM Sleep Creep Freaks of Cock Amateur Allure (great girls but the absolute creepiest aesthetic in the whole biz.; the girls are washed out with the lighting, they only focus on the mouth during the cumshot, and what the fuck is with the dude never taking off his jeans and only letting his dick hang out of his fly? Fucking weird, and not in a good way.) [Link] |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Nov 2 2009 : 6:46PM [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Nov 2 2009 : 7:14PM [Link] |
| ADT44 Member 876 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Nov 2 2009 : 7:37PM -Scat -Beastiality -Vomit -Fart sex -Giant fake dicks -Cumming in eyes/nose -Mascara & cum mix. -Clown sex: "Feauturing Fred the wonder chicken" ,LOL:http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/usernameext/clown_porn.jpg [Image not found DB] -Extreme cursing/swearing(read:ava devine). -Skinny and ugly dudes.(I'd like to imagine that it was me fucking that broad I'm watching). -Gang bangs are okay, but scenes of 2 guys and 1 gurl, mwha. Also girl girl scenes aren't a big turn on (unless they are family like reallife (twin) sisters or cousins or unlesss it's from Andrew Blake). -Deepthroat/facefucking/gagging is okay but the last 2 not too extreme.I also don't like the annoying sounds that some girls make when getting facefacked/gagged. -Making girl look underage(ponytails, school uniform ect). -Max hardcore: ALL. I prolly forgot a few here... Edited by - adt44 on 11/2/2009 7:50:36 PM [Link] |
| in flagrante delicto Deactivated User 7 Posts 11/09 | Posted - Nov 2 2009 : 9:18PM Someone early in this thread equated copyright infringement to plagiarism. A better straw man would be to equate copyright infringement to serial murder, and then discuss how murderers are dealt with. The argument between the free rider and the porn producer is not whether porn is worth something (implicitly, what the producer charges) versus nothing. The issue is that a porn Blueray DVD with the shelf like of egg salad is not worth $50. At least, not unless they either improve the dialog, or dispense with it altogether. [Link] |
| realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Nov 3 2009 : 12:02AM [Link] |
| Fernandez Deactivated User 781 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Nov 25 2009 : 3:33PM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Nov 26 2009 : 3:40PM Or, we can start showing off the performers more, since we're paying them and all. I mean crap, even during the reverse sit pose the stupid camera is usually camped out at ground level looking up the woman's nose, or she's leaning back so her implants are seen from the most unnatural, least appealing angle possible. So even the RC view is wasted, and I've learned to forget about the rest of the scene when no attempt is even made to show the performer! Come on, people! It's not that tough to rise above such half-assed content. You don't have to go to film school---you can simply incorporate the following: She could be shown from the front during the dog pose, as revolutionary as that sounds----instantly improved porn. She could be filmed from the front during the regular sit pose----it's shocking, I know. It might require the slightest bit of tinkering with how the lights are set up, though, so apparently nobody's ever going to bother doing this, even though it would instantly improve their porn by 30%. It's so silly to see a cameraman stay on the ass for 2 minutes, then literally "sneak" away from the ass for 8 seconds to steal a peak at the woman's side view, capturing it very poorly, with 2 seconds' worth of her face shown before the camera suddenly gets quite timid and retreats back to the ass, as if wracked with guilt for leaving the ass for even this long. Stupid. Also, the standing pose could be shown from the extremely hot side view instead of from underneath always as if the camera is desparate for more of that ass shot which people might not have gotten enough of yet from when you showed it for the last 20 minutes straight. There could be a thing called eye contact too, which, oh forget about it, that's too much to ask for. It may sound like I'm lobbying for softcore, but I'm not. I'm saying these types of softer angles are part of the hardcore pornographer's job too. They've been absent from movies during the recent era, and porn has suffered from it, becoming less of a product, half a product on account of the half-assed reliance on only ass. So many movies have been ruined by the irrational need to include penetration in every single angle, no matter how worthless the angle becomes as a result. It's okay to shoot better porn! It really is. The penetration will still be happening a minute from now! You can go back to it! I want to see that too. Trouble is, if that's all we ever see, the very thing you're so excited to show becomes diminished because the greater context of the sex act is missing. throws down mic, storms off stage Edited by - Monkey Power on 11/26/2009 3:50:14 PM [Link] |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Nov 26 2009 : 4:06PM [Link] |
| RectomRamington Member Everybody needs a little R&R 63 Posts 8/09 | Posted - Nov 26 2009 : 7:33PM [Link] |
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