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| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 |  Posted - Feb 7 2010 : 5:49PM[Link] |
| bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08 | Posted - Feb 16 2010 : 5:32PM [Link] |
| jbailes Member Be like water, my friend 137 Posts 1/10 | Posted - Feb 16 2010 : 9:29PM No kidding, buddy. I just posted a thread while back about camera angles [Link] |
| posthum Member 349 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 12:16AM [Link] |
| Moony Member 143 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 12:59PM Girls spitting on the camera lens - great now I cant see what the fucks going on. Over the top screaming/vocalisation - it always sounds lame so STFU. BBW movies where the girls have their bellys covered - if I buy a BBW DVD its because I want to see flesh - and lots of it. Massive fake anti-grav tit movies - sorry just dont see the appeal. Sweaty, hairy old blokes (they are especially bad in BBW porn) - I dont get hot looking at guys bodies, but if I have to watch a guy fucking, I dont want him to look like my dad. Unneccesary Props - I have one DVD where there is a gangbang by a swimming pool, and one guy is squirting a water pistol (no not a euphamism) for half the fucking scene. Put it the fuck down. Overly long lead ins - just get on with it. [Link] |
| Fernandez Deactivated User 781 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Mar 10 2010 : 6:35AM [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Mar 10 2010 : 11:17AM [Link] |
| jezzard Member Is there anything more beautiful and erotic in the world than a woman licking another woman's anus? 51 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Mar 11 2010 : 12:12PM Shaved pussies Stripper heels (especially those vile disgusting platform ones) Gonzo/talking to the camera (with the odd exception, like Bionica and Sasha's lesbian scene in an early Buttman flick, 1989, in my top 10 best dyke scenes) Lesbians giving blowjobs to a dildo/strap ons, in fact strap ons *END OF STORY* Dildo in pussy action (Anus only please, and lube the anus, not the dildo, it looks so much kinkier) Guys staring at lesbian action on the sly (more annoying in golden age action than modern stuff, basically because the older stuff is generally better and therefore loses the erotic edge because of this. Lesbian action doesn't need some douche behind the curtain staring like a weirdo, no men whithin 1,000 miles of lesbian action PLEASE) [Link] |
| alexl467 Member Bklyn, NY 873 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Mar 11 2010 : 12:51PM alexl467 Edited by - alexl467 on 3/11/2010 12:53:43 PM [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Mar 12 2010 : 6:35AM [Link] |
| soragesum Member 78 Posts 3/10 | Posted - Mar 16 2010 : 11:18PM But what I hate the most is a guy fucking a stone cold fox, and yet having to jerk himself off in order to cum. I HATE HATE HATE THAT! Hell.. with half the women out there is porn.. I would be cumming before I even got my pants off. My second and third cum shots would be the ones we would have to work for, and I still wouldn't have to take matters into my own hands! But what I don't understand the most.. is the utter lack of pure raw LUST. That is what I am drawn to an am compelled to seek out. Yet its the most illusive thing out there. I suppose probably because the hottest sex out there.. isn't necissarily being done in front of a camera. Sure.. I see lots of porn that has something in it that turns me on. A position, a latex outfit, a woman bound in a certain way.. etc. etc. But just the raw animalistic lust of two people who are so into each other that they can't get enough of each other and looks like they are going to keep on fucking LONG after the cameras stop. It's just so hard to find any scenes like that. [Link] |
| ILVBUTT Member Nice & Juicy! 925 Posts 9/09 | Posted - Mar 16 2010 : 11:31PM If this was already mentioned, sorry for repeating it. :) [Link] |
| alexl467 Member Bklyn, NY 873 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Mar 17 2010 : 2:22PM alexl467 [Link] |
| lenecplusultra Deactivated User L'enfer, c'est les autres 59 Posts 3/10 | Posted - Mar 28 2010 : 11:33AM I don't know why the women in porn don't like kissing. Why would you refuse to kiss someone when you will suck their dick, lick their ass and let them cum in your mouth? They would rather suck a dick that just got out their own ass, or someone else's than kiss the guy. It's just weird. [Link] |
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| Imaginative Deactivated User 158 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Mar 29 2010 : 3:16AM One thing I REALLY don't get is women who "fix" the most PERFECT natural racks; i.e. Sophie Dee, Lela Starr, to name two. Those are two women who come to mind who were in my top five and one point, but have been completely completely ignored by me since surgery. One thing that is mentioned a LOT in the thread is POV. I used to hate POV porn, but once I combined it with my Erotic Electro-Stimulation (E-Stim, if you don't know what it is, look it up.) sessions for completely hands-free masturbation, extended edging and hands-free orgasms, it took it to a level I never imagined. Once I got into it, I appreciated it also for featuring my favorite physical attribute on a woman, her face. Edited by - imaginative on 3/29/2010 3:26:55 AM [Link] |
| Imaginative Deactivated User 158 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Mar 29 2010 : 6:00AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Mar 29 2010 : 6:55AM [Link] |
| Mojo Deactivated User 1223 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 29 2010 : 12:35PM Acting out sex with fake "Ooohs and Ahhhs". Running commentaries from the girls about what's happening to them. "There's a BIG cock in my pussy and ass at the same time!" Mouthy annoying cameramen (especially that guy who sounds like he's high on something). Porn girls thinking that punters find tats sexy. Un-natural sex positions. The girls who pay more attention to the camera than the guy they're fucking. Girls who are just there for the money and act like it. Edited by - Mojo on 3/29/2010 12:36:26 PM [Link] |
| The Ghost of Cal Jammer Senior Member 2207 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Mar 29 2010 : 1:29PM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Mar 29 2010 : 1:33PM make a decision. Are you doing comedy or porn? if you're going to be talking the whole time to tell the performers "look at me, now suck it, now suck the other one, look at me.....", then you're doing a comedy. Just let me know ahead of time so I can pull my pants back up and watch the movie as a comedy and not a porn. But it's annoying when you sell it as porn and then I get stuck with a tape of your rehearsal session instead of a final product. to all the members of Team Tat: Janine appears to be your inspiration since you all have the same arm full of tats. She made the body paint look good for several years because she was so hot that not even tats could undo her hotness. Then even she went too far, and the rest of you with the Janine arms and necks and foreheads.... you know how the bee keeper outfits worn by the islams make us shake our heads and say "Why do they do that to themselves?" Well, tattoos are the west's version of "why are they all doing that?" Edited by - Monkey Power on 3/29/2010 2:23:42 PM [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Mar 29 2010 : 1:58PM [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Mar 29 2010 : 2:11PM [Link] |
| dlhardin Member 62 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Mar 30 2010 : 4:53PM [Link] |
| MonkeySpank Deactivated User 14 Posts 1/10 | Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 9:07PM http://article.nationalreview.com/429884/getting-serious-about-pornography/anonymous [Link] |
| DD Talent New Member "The very best in adult entertainment management." 1 Posts 3/10 | Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 9:21PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 1:06AM [Link] |
Gore Gore Girl  Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 8:17AM [Link] |
| Fernandez Deactivated User 781 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Apr 29 2010 : 10:59PM [Link] |
| bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08 | Posted - Apr 30 2010 : 8:11PM Dropping a load on the forehead. [Link] |
| the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06 | Posted - May 1 2010 : 9:16AM [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - May 1 2010 : 1:27PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - May 1 2010 : 3:40PM Edited by - randomprecision on 5/1/2010 3:41:34 PM [Link] |
| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - May 2 2010 : 1:13PM [Link] |
| BonesJones Member Ass Is Everything 849 Posts 12/09 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 1:23AM This is where I usually get off with my jerking off and I don't need 10 seconds of a dude's face on the screen. Directors, cameramen, producers please stop doing that! Thank. [Link] |
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| EvilMonkey Member 55 Posts 9/06 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 12:59PM 1) I hate when there's a cut and the people are in a new position. Maybe it's just me, but I like to see the people actually moving positions...not just a fade-out and then a fade-in and they're doing something different. 2) I hate when toys magically appear from nowhere. Usually they are under a pillow or something. Who keeps dildos in their couch cushons? 3) When they don't show the actual penetration (be it dick, toy, or finger), but instead are zoomed in on a face or something. Of course, I prefer to see the face as well, so whether it's zoomed in on the face or genitals, it doesn't matter...I just want the camera pulled back a bit. I love to see the look on her face when penetration is made, so like to have both in the frame. Edited by - evilmonkey on 5/3/2010 1:06:28 PM [Link] |
| AsianAnalPantyhoserGuy Deactivated User Ass fucking/ foot fetish/ pantyhose= insanity! 465 Posts 3/10 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 1:05PM [Link] |
| JohnW Senior Member 1351 Posts 6/08 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 1:11PM [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 1:29PM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 1:54PM "insert" the shot of the guy's orgasm-face only a minute or so before the actual jizzblast as a signal to the home viewer ("the jerker") that the scene is entering the home stretch, so that when we see the shot of the guy going "OAHAAH!!!" it would tell us ("The Jerkers") that there's going to be cum soon, so it's time for us ("jerkers") to "Get serious, y'all!" [Link] |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 2:12PM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 2:21PM The major sports already have an arrangement like this. For example, Sunday Night Football doesn't televise a game the weekend of the Baseball All-Star Game, because that's when baseball is going "OOOHHH!" and so football politely steps aside so as not to step on baseball's "OOOHHH!" with its own "OHAOAHA!" [Link] |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 2:40PM [Link] |
| angelconcordia Member 21 Posts 5/10 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 3:22PM [Link] |
| JohnW Senior Member 1351 Posts 6/08 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 4:56PM Edited by - johnw on 5/3/2010 4:59:00 PM [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 5:15PM [Link] |
| Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 | Posted - May 3 2010 : 6:04PM I too like to see the men's faces, but I hate that FAKE O-face close-up. The typical insert shot to edit down the jack-off time from 5 minutes to 5 seconds. I'd much rather try to catch his facial expressions in a medium shot then cut to the pop. Edited by - savoy on 5/3/2010 6:05:14 PM [Link] |
| htb066 Member 69 Posts 11/08 | Posted - May 21 2010 : 3:19PM [Link] |
| Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09 | Posted - May 21 2010 : 3:33PM [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - May 21 2010 : 3:47PM [Link] |
| JohnW Senior Member 1351 Posts 6/08 | Posted - May 21 2010 : 3:52PM [Link] |
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