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EricW
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6/09
Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 3:13PM
Thanks folks, I tried to do the trailer thing before but I couldn't get it to work, this time it did, and no, this movie is not for me.
I appreciate you putting all these reviews here, it really helps someone like me.
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Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 4:01PM
^ Hi Eric. Yeah, I was pretty sure that it wouldn't be the kind of movie you're looking for, after what you described.
But that's ok, I'm sure you can find some other good titles. Of the two girls you mentioned, there are plenty of Lexi Belle titles, and many of them have some really great scenes; and while Ashlyn Rae is still pretty new I have a feeling you'll start seeing her in a lot more titles soon enough. In fact, I predict that she will be in the next volume of New Sensations' Fresh Outta High School series.
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Oblivious

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Posted - Jul 3 2009 : 1:05PM
Let's blast off this 4th of July Weekend with a splast of Quickies! Then have a hot dog and some potato salad. And see the end of this post for some talk about that new movie "Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Snapped It Off In My Little Pussy" or whatever it's called.
Standouts this week include Tori Black in Pure SEXtacy 4, Kristina Rose in Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3 and Megan Murray in uhh In Thru the Backdoor 4.
But first...
I picked up a couple of movies to see my old favorite Courtney Simpson. First Fast Times at Naughty America 2 from Naughty America. From 2006. I think I've missed a the whole batch of Fast Times movies. It's a good scene with Courtney wearing a tight black top and pink skirt. With pink panties underneath we find out. She gets her rear up in the waiting doggie style position so the guy can lick at her, then he sticks it in and we see some legs spreads scissors and then on top reverse cowgirl and she takes her time getting her clothes all the way off while getting fucked. Run it on! A girl named Jassie had a pretty fun scene too. Also saw Mad At Daddy 3 from Vertigo - another good Courtney Simpson scene. Great 69 BJ, with some great shots from the front and back end with some real deep throating and spreading of the lips. Other stuff and then the fucking.
New Chicks Cum First 8 from Red Light District B+
It's your typical RLD action. I especially liked Kiki Vidis and Nikki Jaymes - what? another tall blonde to look out for? I guess not, this was shot a year ago and this is all ADT shows for her on DVD. Plus a 18YearsOld scene. Please tell me she just changed her name. Everyone is doing it! Also with Petra Davis (anal), Robyn Truelove and Alyssa Hall.
My Sister's Hot Friend 16 from Naughty America B
For me, a really great Alexis Texas scene and I'm mildly intrigued by Jodi Bean - majorly sexy, tanned and boobed. We see her pink when she bends over for rear entry. Yum.
Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3 from Elegant Angel A
Charley Chase started off with some great action, reverse cowgirl - she really got into it. A fantastic anal time with Kristina Rose - she gets into a crazy hypnotic / orgasmic trance riding Mr. Mark Ashley! She dreams in color, she dreams in red! A red sofa that is! Sofa king great man! It's like she gets a blast of lightning. In her ass! And wow, loved the Rebeca Linares anal scene!
Barely Legal: 18th Birthday Party 2 from Hustler B
Oh, definitely see it for Lexi Belle - an early scene from her with dark hair. She's got the moves, oh yeah! They have a mother / daughter thing going with Kelly Leigh, but by the final half of the scene it's just the guy and Lexi. Tabitha James did anal, quite nicely too, especially in the piledriver position. Real nasty in the best of ways with the good kind of gape! Also with Belle Bond and a few others.
In Thru the Backdoor 4 from Naughty America B+
You gots your Flower Tucci and Jenny Hendrix and LaRin Lane but I say see it for little [ invalid url ] - looking great, Dani! She rides the guy, etc, and then off to my favorite blonde Miss Kara Novak - looking damn fine in some tight yellow shorts. They get peeled back and down, and she gets played with. She scrunches up her face in that cute way and sucks and fucks. Reverse cowgirl of course, rear entry, etc. Throughout the movie, we see lots of foot on cock play, then the cum shots are to the feet. Also with London Keys, Tara Lynn Foxx etc.
1 in the Pink 1 in the Stink from Red Light District A
One memorable favorite from 2003 - and not only for the title. I thought I would check it out once again. I remember my favorite scene was Brandi Lyons with Michael Stefano and Scott Lyons. An absolutely fantastic anal plugging! Way back then, RLD put trailers to about 20 movies in the extras section so it was fun to browse through those too. ADT stinky pinky linky - lots has been written on this one!
I figure over the rest of the summer I'll be looking back at old favorites from 5 or 6 years ago - hopefully with a bit more info. Now get outside, don't choke on your hot dog and don't let that potato salad sit in the sun all day.
Butt first, what about an exciting installment of Ask a HeyNow! Zzzzzzz.
As you know, EricW asked:
Q: There is a DVD titled "Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy" and I'm interested in it for two of the girls, Lexi Belle and Ashlyn Rea. Have you seen it?
A: Yep. Sort of. Just popped into my mailbox yesterday. I just gave it a quick run through and it looks damn good. Yes, it's somewhat about the big cock and the guy, but the girls get a lot of talk in too. All the "so huge" talk and "ow, it hurts my jaw" and so on. Each scene starts with the guy and the camera dude picking up the girl in a park or on the street in front of a store then inside to a couch. So we get 10 minutes of storytime talking between the guy and the girl and then 15 to 20 minutes of sucking and fucking. Typically, the girls bend over to start sucking him on the sofa and then get on the floor with him standing in front. Visually, it's pretty good and all 5 girls are damn hot. I say it's worth a look. I didn't see the trailer so I don't know what you saw so far but Lexi has a nearly full bush here and is as hot as ever. I'm thinking someplace in A to A- range for an overall grade. And I'd say the guy has about 2 or 3 inches on Peter North. FYI, there is a bonus scene that can only be accessed after getting a 4 digit code from the Hush Hush website - something I have not done yet.
Joey Starr
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Posted - Jul 3 2009 : 2:20PM
I'm reading it regularly, but there's usually no Private, Daring or other studios I like, so I seldom post. Good to see some Devils Film stuff in there by the way.
Edited by - Joey Starr on 7/3/2009 2:21:35 PM
 
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Oblivious

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Posted - Jul 3 2009 : 5:27PM
It seems like the Private Tropical stuff died off...
I do need to expand beyond the porno produced in Los Angeles though.
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Oblivious

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Posted - Jul 13 2009 : 10:44PM
^ I'm kidding, of course. I can't get enough of the hotties that are flooding Porno Valley. I Love L.A.! I love it! Remember that old Randy Newman song?
Everybody's very happy!
'Cause the sun is shining all the time!
Looks like another perfect day!

Traffic can be a clusterfuck. Could somebody rewrite the lyrics to fit 2009 porn? In a loving way?
Anyhow, how about a rare Monday night quickie? Such a fresh crop of girls right now - I certainly wouldn't remember most of them exactly.
Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy from Hush Hush A
Best title of the year? Maybe. I don't know why "Daddy" would need to know this info though. Broken pussy? Okay. Still, the Whitezilla site has all kinds of previews for all the Daddies. Stars Brynn Tyler, Jennifer White (super tight!), Nicole Ray, Lexi Belle and Jessica Valentino. I loved 'em all. Especially Lexi. I think she's the only girl to get on top and go reverse cowgirl on the guy. With her lovely bush. The other girls have a "tough time" even taking 3 inches of Whitezilla cock. Especially Nicole and Jennifer. "Ow, so big. Nooooo!" It's called acting! as Jon Lovitz once said. He'd like these girls too. Each scene starts off (outside) picking up the girl, then inside for the big cock reveal and the girls look shocked and gasp or giggle. Some want out immediately. The picture has a slight squished look (from the sides) so that everyone looks a little taller and thinner - I guess this might help the long cock effect somewhat, but no doubt, he's got a big meaty one. You have to go to the Hush Hush Entertainment site to get a code to be able to play the Ashlyn Rae bonus scene. Lots of blowjob action from her, including the dude pulling on her pigtails but the sex is limited to doggie style shot mostly POVish style. She just couldn't take the 'zilla!
Fresh Outta High School 17 from Digital Sin A+
Fan-fan-fantastic! They got the freshest, most outta girls around. With lots of shirt half open action. Mindy Lynn starts things off but the movie really starts cooking for me with fresh outta well, you know Jenna Lane - she's got an early Tyla Wynn vibe going. I do think this is her first DVD release - her filmography shows what I think is another earlier Jenna Lane, And of course Mark Ashley has his way with her. She's dressed in the required white shirt, tie, plaid skirt and a headband for her hair. BJ, then the pussy reveal - she has a neatly trimmed pussy with just some very short hairs around the top end. Mark licks on it and then sticks it in with her laying back on the sofa. Doggie, then cowgirl moving on to reverse cowgirl. She looks great doing that!!! Then redhead Rita Lovely and then Summer Silver - two more great scenes. Then they find another fresh gal named Erin Chase (in the BTS, when asked if she has a boyfriend, she goes "shhhhhh!" oops, he doesn't know apparently. Oh noooo!) She pairs up with Michael Stefano here. There is a great part where Michael pulls her white panties down just a little for the reveal, pulls 'em off and she spreads her legs just right. I think I heard a heavenly ahhhhhhhh sound drift down from the clouds. Kind of an Alleluia chorus... and she looks really uh fantastic doing doggie style. And for all, the scenes end with wet faces. The bonus scene is Kara Novak from Fresh Outta High School 16 - a real A+++ scene that I flip over. I want to see so much more of this girl. Kara = everything that is right about 2009. Reverse cowgirl? OH YESSS!
Barely Legal 94 from Hustler B+ / A-
Go for the gusto, girl! I mean see it for Cassidy Morgan. Oh Lord! The scene starts with Cassidy and her boyfriend walking in the house carrying a Hustler bag. Filled with DVDs! The dude pops one in on the large screen TV and they kick back on the couch to watch it. Of course, Cassidy gets horny. She's dressed in a tight blue spaghetti string top, short denim skirt and white panties. She goes down on him, and then climbs aboard reverse cowboy style and starts pullin' her clothes off. Wow, what a petite sweetie! Spoon, then flipped over for doggie style to get pounded and pound back some too! And then a good anal scene with Missy Stone. Also with Kelly Skyline, Emma Heart and Emy Reyes.
Flexible Positions 2 from JM Productions B
Big boobed gals more than anything - totally different than flexi-gymnast girls or true ex-cheerleaders. See it for Amy Ried definitely! Tight low cut tops with healthy cleavage. 4 scenes.
Sex In My PJ's 2 from Digital Sin A
Time for another pajama jammie jam! Loose fitting colorful jammie bottoms and tight tops rule the day here. Of course I went right for Taylor Thomas since she looks oh so nice on the cover with her PJ bottoms pulled down. Early in the scene she gets those bottoms in the right position while the guy licks away and shoves it in. Yummy! This is JUST what I like to see. And she keeps that tight pink t-shirt on. Bottoms around her knees laying back on the bed, getting fucked, then flopped over for rear entry, nude cowgirl and reverse. Hell of a scene. And be sure to see her fun teases in the behinder scenes. Jackie Daniels and Summer Silver team up with Mark Ashley (in the BTS they seem honestly surprised with the cut of "his jib") but too bad their jammies come off so quickly. Lots of fun. New MILF [ invalid url ] - Dani Jensen is the June 1 update. How great does she look?

Naughty Book Worms 15 from Naughty America A
I liked this one A LOT!!! AnnMarie Rios starts it off just a bit timidly. It's one of my favorite styles that they use (Addison Rose did it perfectly way back) and here AnnMarie lets out a few oh-hums and I don't knows while teacher waves his cock in her face. Then she starts sucking. She gets bent over the school desk and has her panties pulled halfway down and the guys fucks her. By this point she is wayyy into it. Fun scene. She keeps her yellow top on the whole time. Remember ADTer Mina Leigh? Well," target="_new" title="https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_results.dlt/p2=22929/jeanie-marie-sullivan.htm">Jeanie Marie Sullivan from Teens In Tight Jeans - she takes on 3 different fuck buddies, calls 'em over one by one, for the first she is half clothed yet, by the second she is naked but also takes it up the butt....the rest, well, you get fan favs like Maya Hills, Mia Rose and Sasha Grey etc...
Hardcore Circus from Hustler
Just a mention of this one... It's from the mind of Erica McLean - it's half artsy and a mix of feature and gonzo I guess. Girls like Audrey Hollander, Madison Scott and a bunch of others. Somewhat notable, Ron Jeremy has a sex scene - something I personally haven't seen for awhile. And he still does the cumshot countdown with the girl!
A couple of fast quickies...
I think I like Dressy Bessy! But for porn, I Wanna B A Porn Star! from Evil Angel is must see for Amia Moretti and even Amia Miley fans. Hey... I Wanna Be a Cowboy too but ya can't have everything! And Miss Kristina Rose, loved yer Teenage Spermaholics 6 scene! Much has been written already so I just mention that I'm always reminded of you when I get work-related emails from Khristina B. She's on Sepulveda Blvd. (and I'm not) and I just think, giiirl, what r u doin' spellin' yer name with a "h"...? Anyhow everyone, that's it this week. Don't let this quickie slide out and leave brown stain on your shorts!
xayhoundb
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Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 2:05AM
Good stuff as always HeyNow.
I'm going to go check Fresh Outta High School #17.
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Oblivious

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Posted - Jul 19 2009 : 6:21PM
Food or porn? Which is it? Some week I'm just gonna jam a whole bunch of foodie talk down your collective throats. No mentions of Tori Black or Mitzy Miley-Boo or new flavors of the month. Instead, it will be about San Diego restaurant suggestions! Shiiiit, you'll be hearing about organic shiitakes and fish tacos in a way you never expected in a Quickie Review Thread™ so, if you should find yourself down here and want to mash your face into a cake then check out Extraordinary Desserts for delicious uh desserts. And more. Good comfort food? How about Urban Solace? Get biscuits and the so-called "Not Your Momma's Meatloaf" with as copied direct from the menu Ground Lamb, Figs, Pine Nuts and Feta Cheese plopped on a pile of smashed mashed. Yum. (Across the street get yer hot dogs on at The Linkery!) Mmm, my mouth is watering in a way it just doesn't for tits and pussy on my TV. Back to chocolate, give Chuao Chocolatier a try for a truffle or 5. I call 'em brown spots.
Anyhow...
Ready to get plopped on by a Sunday afternoon quickie? Some newish girls again this week - will the crop of hotties ever stop? I surely hope not!
I Fuck for Money from Red Light District A-
Austyn Summers gets offered some money and she winds up blowing Mark Wood out by the pool. Then she turns around and pulls off her bottoms to reveal a nice meaty pussy. [ invalid url ] and that this was a hot scene - it was pretty good and I want to see more of her. But the http://cmsgallery.naughtyamerica.com/tour/ihw/666/936/1/A/fhg05/?9297" target="_new" title="http://cmsgallery.naughtyamerica.com/tour/ihw/666/936/1/A/fhg05/?9297">Heather Starlet scene got my gravy boiling more. Great body and lots of facial expressions. There is a shot where she is laying back getting fucked and she's grabbing her ankles. Wow. Can that be on my gravestone?
Barely Legal 95 from Hustler A-
Looks like Matti Klatt has taken over for Erica McLean. Starts off with little Cali Lee - a real fine barely legal type chick! Then Tara Lynn Foxx with a Barely Legal magazine pictorial. Not a photo shoot, but she's got the magazine for her guy friend to look at. And compare with the real thing. Sex of course. And Elizabeth Anne again! She looks great but I know we'll see better stuff from her. The scene that knocked my socks off was a girl / girl scene with Ruby Knox and Taylor Vixen - a newish girl with nice boobs. Ruby is great too - I know she's done lots of stuff, I just don't remember her that well. They goof around, bring out their suitcases of clothes and toys and try out that strap-on. Really damn hot when Ruby rides her. Wow! Hell of a scene! And I usually don't go for girl girl stuff. I think it was the strap-on that did it for me. That way we get all the good positions and shots even thought there isn't a guy/cock.
Wet, Wild and Young from Third Degree A
Oh wow, it starts off with Amia Moretti! Jesus Fucking Christ! Some great shots of her pussy (it's just jawdropping amazing) in the opening tease, first bent over and then legs spread. She pairs up with Michael Stefano who carries her over his shoulder and spins her round and round (better like this? or this? as he decides between pussy or mouth) and the camera guy says, oh, Michael, you are gonnnnna have fun today! Great scene! In the tease, covergirl Natalia Rossi pulls off her bottoms first - wow, it's a great look that works for me! Lots of play with spread lips and then a good scene inside. Stunningly awesome body! Brynn Tyler and Vanessa Leon get oiled up good and proper. And fucked by a guy. I think I'm getting a crush on Brynn. Lots of great fucking shots and of the girls playing with themselves. And damn oiled up!
Babewatch 7
An old one. Stephanie Swift has a scene with a dude and another girl on a pool table. There is another scene where a girl wakes up a guy by going down on him and then gets on top of him. About 7 scenes but overall it didn't wow me and I don't consider this as one of the memorable Babewatch flicks. Some condom usage and at the end of one scene the guy gets his "O" face and has to struggle a little to yank it off with a long stretch until he gets free and pops his load. Ugh. I'm going to work my way through a couple more of these eventually because I remember some pretty damn good ones.
Facial Fest 3 from Bang Bros. B
Generally fairly average, the camera work is off at times (it's shot mostly POV) and the cumshots are overly lit (too bright) but they ARE big cumshots. One new girl that looks really great is Cheyenne Cooper! They pick her up, she flashes her boobs and then bring her back to the office. As you can see from her link, she's dressed in tight jeans, a tight lowcut t-shirt and scarf. Very hot. And very hot when she strips those off! Also with Kitty Bella, Madison Mason (!) and more.
Deep Anal Abyss 2 from Evil Angel A-
All kinds of shoving toys in and stuff. For disc 1, a couple of chicks get down and get a dildo shoved ALL the way in. Trip to the ER time? Nope, they are able to poop it out. Time and time again. Dana DeArmond bent over - some yummy shots. Later two girls play German Beer Girls and it's pretty fun with lots of anal and deep throating from one the the girls. Okay, disc 2, I only halfway know if I got the names right here... So it starts with two girls, lets call them Kream and Sarah Wild. They mess around with toys in a purely girl / girl scene. Lots of gapin' Then the scene that Pagoda warned me about. It's two girls named Amber Rayne and Mya Nicole (dressed in cute Evil Angel softball league shirts) and they get playin' with a couple of bats (oh, yes, shoved in the hinderhole!) and using a penis pump to reveal an "awesome blossom" - of course much of this is yikes FF time for me. Then some dude fucks them - lots of great anal sex and switching between poophole and other girl's mouth.
Pure 18 7 from Reality Kings A-
It's good, even pretty damn great, but no really super fantastic scene. Maybe I'd too jaded now. Stars: Jackie Daniels, Dani Jensen, Amia Moretti, Zoe Stunner and my first look on video at Candace Mia. There is also a scene with 3 girls in a "Clerks-like" convenience store setting.
Got time for another Ask a HeyNow! today? I won't say who, but someone sent this message:
Q: See TomDaniels's post; this and all of his other posts are spam for his penis enlargement blog!
A: Thanks for the alert, this will help me should I ever want to get into feature dancing.
nibelungo
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:03AM
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Heynow, I have to be grateful to you since you (with your passionate reviews) introduced me to this series.
I'm looking forward to reading your thought soon.
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Oblivious

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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 11:52AM
^ Thanks nibe, it's a great series.
Passionate reviews, eh? Was it the "Jesus Fucking Christ!" in the Wet, Wild and Young write up?
Back to food. Ready for some beef stroganoff? Get it!?! Strokin'-off! Mostly one on one action in this batch. I'm half going to get some of these mixed up... Standouts in the last two weeks include Jesse Jordan, mmm, she's my supperdish, my succotash wish! and mmm, I guess cheerleaders? Sorry, summertime is takin' over!
8 Simple Rules For Banging My Teenage Daughter 3 from Lethal Hardcore B+
This is the series that has a "mom" or a "dad" showing up on set with rules - I'm kinda meh on this part but sometimes the girl just brings a list of rules or maybe phones it in to trucker dad. This is what Lindy Lane (aka Mindy Lynn) does. "No cumming on the face!" the dad says via phone. The dude that is about to undress her just looks at the camera with his whatever face. Of course, she gets a super load in the end and laughs about it. And has to call daddy. And I really flipped for Jesse Jordan - wow! Just to see her strip down out of her tight tank top and jeans shorts - waa-waa-wee! Another petite sweeter with a great attitude. And tan too! Also with Mekeilah Love, Kandi Milan and Chastity Lynn - think of a young young Lexi Belle perhaps. One dude has an extra long cock.
Screw My Girlfriend, While I Watch from Digital Sin A-
Each scene starts with a guy and pornstar on the couch for the intro. Not sure if they are using real boyfriends or what the deal is – but it doesn't really matter one way or another. Then the porn dude walks in and fucks away while the boyfriend watches. Allyssa Hall, Chastity Lynn, Cassie Rose, Brooke Adams, and a super fresh face: Amber Sun. More talk with the girl and boyfriend just after the scene and in the BTS.
Cum Stained Casting Couch 14 from Red Light District A
When I got it, I thought Erin Chase might be my favorite of the cast. A real sweet innocent girl that starts off timidly (gagging some) and kinda gets into her scene. Some good shots of dick entering her pussy plus you know I love seeing fresh faces! I liked all the girls here: Mindy Lynn, Lexi Stone, Victoria White and holy Rita Lovely - get a load of her when the guy shows off her big "Aurora Snow style" pussy gape during doggie-style fucking. And Lexi Stone - what a body! Lots of positions and she gets her pussy greased up nice 'n' shiny for doggie style! This is the first DVD listed for Victoria White and she reminds me of Allie Sin so I thought she was maybe a renamed Amanda Blue but I guess not. Then I had a thought of Victoria Lawson but that is definitely someone else. This Victoria is at Metrotalent but that girl doesn't really look like the one I just saw in the movie. Hair extensions, I guess.
Big Wet Asses 15 from Elegant Angel A
ADT review here. You'd be living in a cave if you hadn't heard about this movie. This is the one that everyone shat in their pants over when they first saw the cast list and that it was the first anal for a couple of long-time anal holdouts. Then it came out and a few people were underwhelmed. It's happened before - that jeans sliding down anticipation turning to minor disappointment. I liked it. Plenty of anal makes me happy.
The Naughty Cheerleaders Club 3 from Digital Sin A
It's fantastic of course. A great batch of girls though I don't know if they push the cheerleader thing as far as it could go. They keep the skirts on for most of the scenes. First movie from the "new" Amia Miley - of course she was formerly known as Amia Moretti. Also with Allyssa Hall, Lindy Lane, Natalie Norton (good to see her again - lots of fun shots and good stuff in the BTS) and Summer Silver. See it.

Only Teen Blowjobs 3 from Overboard B+
Oh damn, see it for Tanner Mays - some great deepthroating, cock teasing and all the good stuff. Really an amazing scene. Otherwise, lots of other girls like London Keys, Rita Lovely, Sandy Sweet, Dani Cole (plenty of eye contact!), Bella Stuart, Eva Ellington and so on... it's all POV BJ w/ facials. 10 girls.
Young Tight Latinas 17 from Red Light District B+
I got it to see fresh 'n' easy Lexi Diamond - very cute. Another sweet petite gal, wouldn't ya know! First DVD for her. Gets her clothes pulled off to reveal a gorgeous pussy, 69 BJ, then a climb on top, reverse cowgirl style, then cowgirl with some anal fingering. I'm not a big fan of the cowgirl position (ass towards the camera) but she looks awesome here bouncing up and down, then a couple of other positions. Also first DVD for Amara Heart and in the BTS she says this is her second scene. She could just maybe play the part of Rebeca Linares younger sister that just got into porn.
And the rest...
American Bukkake 38 from JM Productions
I avoided it for some time - but curiosity killed the cat as they say. I hardly ever see these bukkake movies but this one stars Gap girl Liliana Moreno. She starts out striping down in a large empty room and playing with herself. Then they pullback to reveal suddenly a room full of men have appeared, just like geeks waiting for a Comic-Con panel to start. Then they yank and squirt away. It's something to see and while I like to see a good facial or six - here the girl just kneels in a statue pose with eyes and mouth sealed closed as she gets her 50 or 60 loads. But I guess that what true bukkake is. They also have another scene - with a second girl that looks quite a bit like Liliana. Overall, the video quality is really good and in the shower cleanup interview she seems happy enough. What can I say, it's something to see.
The Great American Squirt Off 2 from Digital Sin
Not for me. Unfortunately, it's a real competition complete with some referee dude. I take my porn separated into 5 individual vignettes, thank you very much. I guess major squirts like Angela Stone and Jada Fire are game and good God, Mckenzee Miles is a MAJOR league pussy farter!
Hey xayhoundb, you might have noticed not one mention of Boob Bangers 6 or 18 Year Old Pussy 15. I zipped through that Boob movie pretty quickly - not really my "thing" but sometimes it is so ya gotta check it out. Being a MILF edition made it a little less likely. Now, I just did see Rack It Up 3 from Diabolic and verrrry much enjoyed the Jenna Presley scene! Some great shots of her riding the guy reverse cowgirl style showing off her Mickey Mouse titties - I call 'em that because they look like Mouse ears when shot from a low angle. And, that 18 Year Old Pussy movie had a great scene with some chick named Kristina up against two guys. Well, maybe not great, but pretty hot.
xayhoundb
Senior Member

2721 Posts
11/08
Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 1:33PM
Yea, Boob Bangers wasn't what I expected it to be either. Rack It Up #3, huh.. Yea, that was a good one. I'm a big Mason Moore fan.
New To The Game #5 is coming out tuesday, and im excited. Elizabeth Anne is becoming one of my favorites already.

Edited by - xayhoundb on 8/1/2009 1:35:52 PM

Algaliarept
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Posted - Aug 13 2009 : 5:32PM
LMAO on this passage
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Oblivious

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Posted - Aug 18 2009 : 8:21PM
^ I should talk about rumps more. Rump-holes?
Got to see Fresh Outta! already. Outta This WORLD!!! Part 18. But first it's time again to reach around and give myself a pat on the back!
Because, you know, I can't do it anywhere else. Earlier this year I was telling a coworker about AdultDVDTalk.com - just in a vague way without telling her about the overall content - and that it has a fun message board.
Is it like Facebook? she asked.
Not really I said. Not at all actually, I don't think. But we can have fun discussing the news (and the daily odd news provided by Neech) and putting out polls and responding with dances etc. She started to lose interest, so I mentioned that I was (at that point) a good 7,500 posts into it. She went back to her computer screen and I wandered back to my desk deciding I still didn't quite understand the supernova scene.
So...HEY NOW!
This week marks 5 Years of HeyNow Quickie Reviews - wow! Back in 2004, I said, hell, I can FF thru a movie just like the rest of the dudes and then after a while I let that first thread grow defunct in mid-2005 (I think summertime got the best of me) but I got horny (always!) and got back to into it right at the start of 2006 and each year since, assigning grades all the way and probably even let them all funnel down so I can find out my picks for the annual best list, all while ignoring anything I might have lerned in grammar classes.
I definitely go back and refer to the short write-ups when I think who was that chick in that one movie? or when I wonder about do I like the Floop 'er Goop movies? and then I look back and find out. And I think I'm doing a better job. At least better than a couple / few years ago. Earlier this summer I checked out the movie Teenage All Stars which was a compilation of earlier movies and had a scene from a few years ago and I really liked the girl and the scene so I looked back to see what I wrote in 2006:
WTF?!? That's it?
And it looks like my output is up this year - no real surprise to me. I count a total of 175 quickies for 2008 (through this date last year) compared to 230 quickies for 2009. What does it mean?
I loves the porn!

Barely Legal: All by Myself 3 from Hustler A-
Another fun quickie one to spin through. No fucking here, just some interview with tease, strip and some toy play - usually in two positions. Starts off with Micah Moore. We get cuties like Alyssa Jordan, Brooke Belle, Jaclyn Case, Madison Scott (the camera loves her body!) and wow remember Marina Mae? I don't really but wow. 12 or 13 girls in all - about 10 minutes for each.
Addicted from Digital Sin B
A little too stylish for me but there is a great Eva Angelina scene out by the pool (filmed with the same soft focus camera used for Cybill Shephard in Moonlighting) with some great reverse cowgirl fucking. Wowsa!

Boffing the Babysitter 2 from Devil's Film B
Anal with Tatiana Kush but my favorite was the final scene with Ally Ann along with Christian. Get a load of her on the cover! She pulls those panties off to play with a vibrator in on a bed and then Christian walks in saying What The Fuck?!? as he catches her. Blowjob with some deepthroating (with a single tear rolling down her cheek), then naked for some great doggie style and then reverse cowgirl. Rambunctious too! See it for this one if anything. Also with Kandi Milan and Christina Agave. Just 4 scenes. All one on one.
Face Fucking, Inc. 5 from Evil Angel B++
Lots to enjoy here - it starts off with Mina Leigh, first she gets it then sits back on the sofa watching another girl get it. Face fucked, that is! I was taken by Jackie Avalon and her deep throating - 69 shot from that low angle. Another great scene. And Kristina of course. And a bunch more girls.
Fresh Outta High School 18 from Digital Sin A
011.jpgJesse Jordan, she's on the cover, you know! They use the name Jessie Jorden though. Fun scene, fun girl. Just look at that face! She gets a finger in her butt during doggie style. Who wouldn't like that? Love seeing those perky little tits. A must see scene. Miley Ann looks amazingly great in the reverse cowgirl position - I know I always say this but she does! Hairfree and fancy free! Mmm! And anal from Madison Parker! A rarity in these New Sensation / Digital Sin movies. But she's from Europe I think so it's normal. It's some damn good anal fucking in a few positions and then with a cumshot to her hinder. And then he sticks it back in. Also with Isis Taylor and Ashlyn Rae. And hey, what the...not one blonde in the cast? Come on now, bring back Kara Novak for an encore. They do have a blonde for the bonus scene - it's a scene from Fresh Outta Part 15 I think. It's my favorite series right now - looking forward to part 19!
My XXX Secretary 2 from Digital Sin A-
Stars Ashlynn Brooke of course and cute Elizabeth Anne. And Isis Taylor again - she's got a growing thread going here at ADT and of course she loves us! Her scene really gets going during doggie style. Mmm! My favorite scene came in from Tiffany Tyler dressed in a tight white shirt and pants. Finally pants instead of a skirt!
Some classics...
And I figure I'd take a look back at some old favorites from 2003 and earlier. If you weren't in the porn watching game back then you might find some goodies - for the rest, think of it as a blast from the past! I didn't even doublecheck name spelling or if I even got the right name. It's gotta be close. And that is what counts. But don't think these are quickie rehashes - nope, they are all new quickies.
A great one...
Flesh Hunter 3 from Evil Angel A+
Directed by Jules Jordan of course. It start off with that great Aurora Snow and Jenna Haze scene where they get brought in from off the street and walked up the stairs. Aurora has her denim coveralls on. Jenna is frisky. One fun part during the BJ action is when they call one of their boyfriends on the cell phone.
 "Nope, don't need a ride yet. Later!" Sex and then anal for both. The part that knocks my socks clear off and into the other room is when Jules gets going anal piledriver on Aurora. Oh that gape. In and out, again and again. And she's having fun! It's a damn fucking great scene! Watch for some Jenna cum-gargling at the end. Also with Alexa Rae, Jessica, Austin O'Rilly and Gauge gets worked on pretty damn good. Some good facials along the way. Be sure to catch Jenna in the BTS saying oh no no no to the ATOGM move. Ah. These two. Aurora and Jenna.
Not as great but still fun...
Naughty Bottoms from Simon Wolf A-
From 2003, all anal - it's a compilation of other Simon Wolf movies like Dripping Wet Sex and something Heavenly or Naughty Bedtime anything else. Two great Aurora Snow scenes really pick this one up. Flick Shagwell too. Six scenes in all. I know I loved this one way back when, now, maybe a little less so. I think they edit the scenes too much - too many quick shots. We need some lingering!
But now this one...oh God...
Multiple P.O.V. from Vouyer Media A+
First came out in 2003 from Red Light. If you were to buy or rent it now, you probably get the 2008 rerelease of this movie by Vince. 2 girls and POV! Happy to be fucked girls too! The absolute best for me was the Gisselle and Katsumi scene. Some great tease as they crawl around and then bend over to get fucked. Just some absolutely, damn near jaw-dropping, fantastic anal fucking, rear entry POV style. Not usually my favorite but it just rocks here! Also with Cherry Lane and Cytherea plus Ariana Jollee and Renee Pornero. Lots had been written years ago.
And fire up the way-back machine:
Just Over Eighteen 2 from Red Light District A+
Part 2! From 2002! This is a classic! Jenna Haze starts this one of with Mark Ashley (goddammit even then?!) innocently enough but then she gets anal. Missionary and doggie style and it looks super fantastic. There is a girl named Scarlett which I halfway remember. Now to me, if you squint she looks like a double for our current Faye Reagan. This Scarlett looks absolutely fantastic sucking and then oh wow anal in the reverse cowgirl position, legs spread high and wide, with her beautiful pink pussy for all to see. And Brooke Ballentyne! She gets taken by two guys, some great BJ action, but it really gets me when she goes reverse cowgirl anal on the guy, with her back arched way back. A great damn look!
Whew.
And as always if anyone should care to see the past heeeynows you can go check them out:
2004 / 2005! 2006! 2007! 2008!
That's it!
"That'll do, HeyNow. That'll do."
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Posted - Sep 6 2009 : 2:06PM
I haven't said it this year yet...
...so...
HIND! END! HOLE!
But I say this all the time:
"A guy at work pooped in his underwear today."
Oh yeah, another White The Zilla movie! This time with little blonde Kara Novak as a bonus scene. She's can't take it all! And this guy can really drop some log!
And I don't mean Lincoln Logs either!

Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy! 2 from Hush Hush A+
bigthumb_l.jpgKara Novak scene - they stashed it in the bonus section because she only gets his cock in her pussy a little ways. I think it might be a little contrived because she sure doesn't spread her legs much. Or at all really. Great body and tanned top to bottom from her crinkled nose to her flat tummy and short hairs- if she's got any. An excellent scene with lots of wide-eyed guulgs and just trying to get Whitezilla dickhead in. Kara is so cute - probably my favorite of the year. Each scene gets a short set up with maybe an interview and then shocked as shit looks at the size of his wiener. Except from Missy Stone. She seems ehh on it in her experienced way. With Ashli Orion, Eva Ellington (great shots of her POV blowing his cock), Lindy Lane and a very sexy Marie McCray dressed in her street clothes - jeans and a tight babydoll t-shirt. Note: as with part 1, to access the bonus scene(s) you need to get a 4 digit code emailed to you from the Hush Hush website. It's unique from title to title apparently.
Wasted Youth 8 from Red Light District B
I thought it might be a little better but I just zipped through it. Of course, Natalia Rossi's scene was good. Very great doing the reverse cowgirl and she always looks nice and ripe laying back getting fucked, legs spread and her pussy in all it's glory. Tenaya is hot hot hot on the cover but I guess she just does the girls.
Fucked at Random 3 from Red Light District B+
I liked cover girl Audrinna Levine but I mostly got it to check out fresh Ginger Snow. Nice! Filmed in a Florida hotel I think.
Anal Academics from Jules Jordan Video A
Disc 1 was just okay, first Jenna Haze and Alexis Texas play around with toys, then Stevie Hart and yeah, Jenna Haze gets anal with lots of gapes then a pretty fun Chayse Evans scene. Disc 2 really got me going... Yep, the Jenna Haze and Kristina Rose scene! This is what I was waiting for! Tease then fucking, some great reverse cowgirl anal and then watch these two get in the ass up doggie style position asses hangin' and waiting. Yes! Lots more anal fucking. And all the "oh so big" comments. Missy Stone has the final scene with Mark Ashley, some vag fuckin' then the ass in missionary (with an oiled up pooper) and doggie style. Very appealing. Jenna is there too (she gets her bush licked) but mostly off camera. [ invalid url ] 8 scenes or so, with 2 girls in each going at cock. Sometimes POV. Some work out better than others but overall a recommend from me. Reminder to me: check out more from Savannah Stern - she's done a lot.
Curvy Girls 4 from Elegant Angel B-
I think my first video look at Gracie Glam - in theory, I'm highly impressed with her pictures so far but the scene was just okay. Some great reverse cowgirl action from Kagney Lin Karter brings this one up for me. Also with Jayden James and Jenna Presley, etc. Good tease and moves to open up each scene.
Who's That Girl 9 from Vouyer Media A
Directed by Van Styles. Nicely shot as always. Even though these are supposed be newish girls (I thought) we get a few that have done lots of scenes like Angelina Valentine and Ashli Orion and Scarlett Fay too. Actually Scarlett seems new and fresh to me but I've found out that Scarlett has been pumping scenes out on and off for the last 18 + months and this is the first I've noticed her. Yet, in the BTS, we find out this is her first scene shot in 2009 apparently. She has shorter, shoulder length hair than pictures I've seen, just a great look, tall, slender, clean skin, natural boobies - I'm in love, everyone! She reminds me of someone but I can't quite place my finger on it. So, her scene starts out in a hallway with some tease (wearing a light blue bikini with a white border) and the guy comes in and then get down to work with tease and BJ and rear entry up against the wall. Balls to the wall, man? They move to another room and a sofa and give off a great show of reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and laying back naked to get a hell of a cumshot on her. She gets supersoaked! Plenty of talk during the cleanup in the BTS. What a fun girl! The real fresh girls end up being Christina Moure and Jennifer Heart - great scenes from both, I definitely dig the innocence of Jennifer. She giggles nicely when the guy drops a load on her ass.
P.S. I've actually said hind end hole a few times this year.
 
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Posted - Sep 7 2009 : 4:15PM
The scene I did with Manuel and Jenna for her Anal Academics was one of my favorite scenes I did this year.
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Posted - Sep 10 2009 : 1:58AM
I gotta agree with you on the Curvy Girls #4. I was really checking out for the Gracie Glam scene. I was the one to say that would be her breakout scene... boy, was I disappointed...
Edited by - xayhoundb on 9/10/2009 1:59:07 AM
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Posted - Sep 26 2009 : 11:37AM
The breaking news this week is that we get more Micah! Damn exciting news. I liked her, right? I think I did. I'd say definite top 5 material for the year of 2007ish.
How excited did I get, well, it can best be described right here in a paragraph I recently read in a [ invalid url ]. And a great Tory Lane scene with anal of course. God, she is just stunningly beautiful. Vince blows his load in the extras with a short POV sex scene (nicely done!) with each girl. Each girl! And then some! The POV Kagney scene in the garden shed is damn great.

Hair Force One 5 from Third Degree B-
A full range of hairy, from Lexi Belle (the covergirl and a great scene) with a neat triangle to some real yikes hairy. We get some good doggie style pussy gapes from Amanda Vamp here. Yum. Lots o' hairy pussies.
Poolside Pussy from Vouyer Media B+
Got it to see Lexi Belle but I was taken away by the Isis Taylor / Mark Ashley scene. Really a fun chick! I get why her thread here is 57 pages long. She gets into it, especially riding the guy cowgirl style.

There's A Great Big Penis In My Butt! from Digital Sin B
Maybe the most honest movie title yet. No mystery here! The best was covergirl Aletta Ocean - great reverse cowgirl fuckin' Also with Gaya Patal, Kaci Starr etc. Digital Sin has been staying away from anal (for the most part) in their schoolgirl-type movies so it's good to see a chicks get a big penis. In her butt.
Interactive Sex with Tori Black A
I'm not a huge fan of interactive movies. While I like the POV aspect, the locked down camera and navigating over the various actions gets old after awhile. That being said, this one is right up there with the best I've seen. First, ya got a hot hot super hot stunningly hot girlie. And, oh my Lord, her very first on camera anal, shot many times, I'd think to get the positions, fast and slows and clothing change-ups. It's a 3 disc movie, disc 1 gives us Tori "Girl Next Door" Black with an intro and a slumber party with Georgia (George) Jones and then a double BJ with Faye Reagan. Then it's sex either in missionary, doggie or cowgirl (she strips down to naked nude first) and we get the slow or fast fucking options.What made this one pretty fuckin' exciting is the option in each position for anal. Her onscreen first, you know! Disc 2 brings us a fashion show with 3 outfits including the angel wings. We get an option to rush off to sex during the show or move on naturally (via the menu on the left side) to her masturbating, blowing and then finally missionary, doggie and cowgirl (each outfit is matched up with each position) with again the options for slow or fast fucking, and of course anal. It does not disappoint. We also get a 3 way option with Kristina Rose joining in - the action is limited to pussy here. On disc 2, boobie fans might be a little disappointed because her tiny nipples are covered with her costume in each position so be sure to take them in on disc 1! And finally, the 3rd disc is a bonus disc - it has some BTS and best of scenes of Tori. Whew. Load delivered!
Barely Legal 97 from Hustler B+
Nicole Ray with a full full bush. Must have been an early scene. She's cute as hell the entire time from the blowjob scene to stripping down. Anal from Crissy Moon. Also with Jennifer White, Lindy Lane, etc.
Teens Like It Big 4 from Reality Kings A+
I've given each movie in this series an A+ so far so I expected a fantastic time with this one too. I was not disappointed. It starts off with the awesome Natalia Rossi - perfectly horny. Great shots of her in the reverse cowgirl position and laying back missionary, holding her legs spread. Then it's Veronique Vega in an American Beauty homage of the Mena Suvari bed of rose petals scene. Ah, she looks great and then the action takes place in a nice dining room. Hot hot hot! The girl, not the dining room. 2 chicks and a guy come in the next scene, but I scanned it and rushed off to see a fresh-faced Alexia Sky (they use Skye here). Another great scene! What a tiny petite girl. She's got her blonde hair done up with long pigtail braids and oh God, she looks great riding the guy reverse cowgirl style. SHE'S PETITE! Marie McCray (" target="_new" title="http://tlib.brazzers.com/231f/?t=1&nats=NDk3OTozOjYx,0,0,0,121941">Kiki Vidis offering up some great positions including (what else) reverse cowgirl.
Puckered Up from Hustler B
An anal movie with some game show storyline. I skipped over much but Sasha Grey has a girl/girl/toy scene and the highlight for me was Missy Stone in the reverse cowgirl anal position!
The Brother Load from Jules Jordan Video A+
I was going to skip this one, but I saw Jenna Haze and Tori Black were in it and they are toooooo appealing to miss - thank God, because this movie is frickin' (yes frickin') hot!!! Here the girls get fucked and then at the end a bunch of guys run in to load on her face. All the guys are black so there you got, not the Mother Load, but the Brother Load. On disc 1, Lisa Ann, Kylee Reese and Andi Anderson are all enthusiastic recipients. But I'm all about disc 2 where Tori Black has a great scene riding cock, cowgirl and reverse. Just amazing and I finally think that her tattoo works just perfectly for her. And her gorgeous pussy lips are captured just right here! Jenna Haze teases us with some dancing in that house with the purple glass wall, first with the lights down low, strip club style and then with the lights on and boy, she sucks off a guy named Rico with the longest cock! Then gets a long fucking standing up in various positions, and then cowgirl laying back on a sort of chaise lounge type of chair and then finally turned around for reverse cowgirl with that big cock and wait, hold on now, is she taking it her ass? Oh MY Lord!!! She is! Wow!!! Holy fucking shit! Yep, I see a little pink pussy slit and a cock in her hinder! She couldn't get it more than halfway in her pussy and now she's riding it with her butt? Looks damn fucking great, they do the variations of reverse cowgirl, legs up, spread, together, then she gets layed (yes, layed!) down and we see some gaping and then a load to the face. Whew. We aren't done yet because she sits back playing with herself while waiting for the rest of the cumshots. My friends, if you need wonder why this girl gets voted best porn star, just take a look at this A+++ scene. Finally, Cecilia Vega gets fucked by a bunch of guys, lots of anal, really a great looking girl that I don't quite remember. She ends up with a face full by the end. A very strong scene. You will not get thru this disc in one sitting. It's a damn great one - The Brother Load.
Be sure to catch the insider BTS stuff in the post-interview clean-up phase as Chris Streams and Jenna Haze get talking about the movies she'll be directing and the work that Chris might be doing on them!
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thank you sooo much for the love....
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LMAO! Very well written, HeyNow!
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Posted - Sep 27 2009 : 12:14PM
Thanks CumWhipper, but there is no time for that talk now, I just got Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy so this is a breaking news alert!
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I'm hyperventilating just like she does in the movie. Holy shit. Obviously a A+ maybe even a A++ after more research. I'm gonna need another night or two with it. Wow! This is a love letter to Tori fans. And the topper? Our own bono-ONE describes it best with "hello backdoor we're finally comin in today!!!' YES indeed! Some excellent reverse cowgirl anal plus doggie anal poundin' You can have me, Tori.
Let me collect my thoughts on this one... I'm drenched and drained. I need to rewatch Kristina Rose and Tori outside by the fountains, Tori and Rebeca Linaires with Mark Ashley in the famed "Skittles House" and a couple of scenes I didn't get to. Oh my Lord. I'm soaked with sweat.
"Mrs. Seinfeld, please. I am begging you. Put the air conditioner on!"
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HeyNow, i told you i stepped up my game now that im with JJV. you really should check out oil overload 1 + 2 as well as rio loco.
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Posted - Sep 27 2009 : 2:12PM
What is the "skittles house"?
*****The Dr. of Nasty*****
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Posted - Sep 27 2009 : 7:42PM
[ invalid url ] And https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=54538/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=440965#post440965" target="_new" title="https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=54538/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=440965#post440965">another where Quaser says the "house was built specifically for use as a movie set according to what the owner told me. He designed it himself. It has also been used for a ton of music videos and non-porn flicks".
I like that house. Love it. I know I've got a real quality movie when I see it.
Edited by - heynow on 12/26/2009 2:10:15 PM
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Posted - Oct 10 2009 : 12:09PM
I think I meant to say her crank case up there. Let me know if you find any other errors in the Quickies™ as I can always issue a prize or a certificate.
I've got a couple of the porn parodies this week. I've halfway have been avoiding them but I'll get off my ass and see most of them eventually. That 70's XXX Show, Scrubs XXX, Captain Spank-A-Poo, etc. I do think they play out better for college guys and girls to watch together. Not some guy workin' to grunt one out.
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody from Digital Sin A
I'm not flipping my shit over the entire movie but Kristina Rose as Elaine, er, I mean Elaina is absolute Must See TV! (NBC! Let's All Be There!) Kristina, you've done it again! Loved you in this movie! You absolutely nailed it! So, everyone, it goes like this: Jimmy Deen as Jerry with our own gal as Elaine walk into the porn store run by Evan Balls Be Hangin' Stone (as the Soup Nazi) to pick up some porn. "One Ass to Mouth" sez Jerry! Historical! I mean hysterical! Of course, Elaine does her Elaine thing and they get kicked out. NO PORN FOR YOU! They wind up back at THE Apartment and eventually fuck. Like I said, must see. You don't have to barely even squint to really believe that the real Jerry and Julia are have sex on a real episode. Later we see that racist Kramer fuck, oh my Lord, Sasha Grey?! Noo! Not fair! Luckily, the George character does not have sex. We also get Natalie Norton in Jerry's apartment - for this scene they move in a bed. I guess Kramer is trying to make a porno. Natalie looks great. Just the type I go for. The movie also stars Ashlynn Brooke, Cassandra Calogera, London Keys and Sadie West. Any word on a sequel?
Not Monday Night Football XXX from Hustler A-
Will Ryder directs. I don't care about the story - they have some Howard Cosell guy and another that must be Fatso McGee. The sex scenes are fun because it's mostly 4 girls on a guy. You can't go wrong with that! One scene they are dressed as refs, one take place in a locker room. Meet the girls: Ally Ann, Amia Miley, Britney Stevens, Sophie Dee and a whole hell of a lot of others. Most exciting are the girls dressed as female football players complete with eye paint. Hot! Angelina Armani gets a girl / boy (one on one) scene which I liked a lot. She's keeps her tight t-shirt on for half the scene - you know how I love 'em like that!

Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy from Elegant Angel A+
Tori Black came to town, spreading wisdom and cash around, fed the starving and housed the poor... er, maybe not. Let's just say I fought the load and the load won. Tori gets it on with Kristina Rose, Marie Luv and Rebecca Linares. And it's gaaareaaatt! The best part is full-on (full-on!!) anal with some guy - fantastic in reverse cowgirl and doggie. All with Tori giving us a happy smile on her face. Don't pop until you see the whites of her eyes. And teeth! Who? Tori Black! Pretty! Cute! And filthy! In the final scene she gets damn slopped up by two guys going at her (pussy and mouth) and in-between a great Kristina Rose scene (Tori licks on her rear! And vice versa) with some great action. Here for the cumshot, the guy stands back like 3 feet away to burst his load and rains down on them. Plus Tori, Marie Luv and a black guy. A fantastic movie. Just get it and jump around like Doc Brown discovering that his DeLorean can travel back in time! What did I tell you, 88 miles per hour! It's going on my top ten '09 list.
Asian Fucking Nation 3 from Evil Angel A-
I finally picked up this one, from the Darkko. I don't really follow most of these girls and I only saw disc 1 (the 2nd disc has bonus blowjobs etc.) but a couple of things caught my eye. One girl (I think Kianna Dior) gets a real tidal wave of a facial. Do you remember the Tidal Wave Gum commercials from the 80's? It had a juicy liquid center and maybe just maybe some older kids called it cum gum. Well, one commercial takes place on a train and the ticket collector is coming around to do his job, you know, collect tickets and he knocks on the door of (I guess) a sleeper compartment, sees water nearly bursting the seams of the door but he still has to collect the tickets. "Tickets....ahhh, it's a tidal wave!" as the crashing water knocks him down. Anyhow, the cum shot is about like this. Good stuff. There is another scene with Tia Ling and she gets taken in all holes by three guys. During the BJ she gets all three cocks up together, you know, all in her mouth and lots of rubbing those dick heads close close together. I have to say, that is pretty hot, no matter what the "it's too gay thread" says.

S.W.A.T. 5 from Vouyer Media B
Looooved previous editions of this movie - part 3 made it to my best of '08 list. Of course SWAT stands for Sex With A Teenager and they got Gracie Glam for the cover. Mmm! The scene is good. Tease, BJ, a few positions. But I really didn't get too worked up about anything else here. Sigh. We get Miley Ann and Ruby Reyes etc. Most exciting is a great bonus scene from Tanner Mays from Teens In Tight Jeans 4. She gets worked on by 2 guys. Really a hot scene from the tease and blowjob, to bending her over to lick and dick her up. They could have left her tight jeans on a little longer. :( Anyhow, I'll say it again, lots of dick swapping and watch for when she's riding first guy cowgirl, she flips her TINY butt up to take the other guy doggie style.
Pound The Round POV from Digital Sin A-
An inventive title and stunning cover. Isis Taylor - wow! Some great BJ with lots of eye contact! Love it! She gets her round pounded then. Mike Adriano is the guy in all the scenes. The very lucky guy. And he's got a large one. Lots of POV but not totally - they move the camera for other angles too. Kagney Lin Karter looks a little bit like Shane from years ago with her black cap on. Great scene with a burst to her hinder. Anal in a few scenes including Madison Parker. Her blowjob skills are pretty damn great too. Also with Alexis Breeze and Missy woods. Charlie Lynn has a bonus scene from a recent Schoolgirl POV movie. It's really a good one! First some BJ action fully clothed, then half dressed but she's nude pretty quick and wait for the cowgirl stuff. Mmm! Dig that green sweater.
And I've seen quite a few that I can barely remember now but seemed to be good for at least 3 pretty pretty good scenes. How about Schoolgirl P.O.V. 7 from Digital Sin or The Girl Next Door 9 from Combat Zone or Teens with Tits 14 for Miley Ann or even my favorite series Fresh Outta High School 19 from Digital Sin.
I need a nap.
 
kristinarose
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Posted - Oct 10 2009 : 4:38PM
I love reading your reviews. Thanks for the props ;)
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Posted - Oct 25 2009 : 9:30PM
What's my porn mood tonight?
You're too young to remember this nonsense, Kristina, but before Kelsey Grammer played a pompous dude on Frasier, he played the same character on an 80's sitcom called Cheers about a Boston bar. Well, you probably knew that part already, but in one classic episode Frasier walks into the bar and says, "I was listening to a Rock and Roll station on my way over to put me in the mood, and there was a passage from one of those trifle songs that I feel is the keynote this evening: Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight." And of course, the gang hoots and hollers.
Just like me most nights. When I'm watching the porn anyhow...
Across the nation!
Around the world!
Everybody have fun tonight!
A celebration so spread the word!
Evvvveeeeryboooody have fun tonight!
Everybody WANG CHUNG ton-ight-ight!!!

One great scene I've mentioned a few times over the last couple of years is Isabella Pacino in Spring Chickens 19 from Diabolic
. Oh. My. Lord. Might be the best scene ever. I'm not shittin' you! I wouldn't shit you, you guys are my favorite turds! Yeah. I said it!

Anyhow, this Isabella is very cute and her scene takes place on a red couch. In realtor-speak it's all very light and airy. Not a fixer-upper at all. And she has pink taco like no other Pink Taco!
The scene starts out with maybe a short talk and then a cock enters the scene and she gets gagged and deep throated, then some doggie style vag and then holy hell, it goes right in her butthole! We get a few minutes of that and then for the whopper, she gets anal in the piledriver position.
The guy sticks it in, pumps a few times...and...
HeyNow at home: HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!
Isabella: Ahhh, fuck dude!
Guy: Yeah?
Isabella: Come on, pump my fucking assssssssssssssss!
Guy: Spread that cunt!
And she does! I'll just say it again... Oh my Lord! She spreads her pussy WIDE! This, dudes, is a might fine sight! She gets a pounding - she's looking at the camera - and Isabella is in ecstasy land I'm sure. Then she winds up back on the sofa for some missionary and then finally a happy load to the face.
Oh yeah, there is a really good Bree Olsen scene too! Anal, tons of it, reverse cowgirl, doggie with her ass up high and missionary. Yum.
Spring Chickens 19. Yep.
As long as I am recommending scenes, you might as well see Private Tropical 19: Deadly Love In Paradise for the two chicks out by the pool. With the girl that reminds me of my old coworker that I wanted to see naked. Wow, when they get going reverse cowgirl anal side by side you'll load away! Oh yeah, and the very first Tropical movie. Private Tropical 1: Sex Survivors. That's a good one too.
Or for BJ junk, go for Angela Stone blowing a load and a half right on a cock in 3 Blowin' Me from Digital Sin
. This is a blowjob movie, POV, with 3 girls going at the guy. Well, she gives 'em all a big long squirt and most of it is right at the cock. Jeez!
I'm almost more enamored and slammered over the slightly older stuff than anything today.
Ah, who am I kidding, loads, yes, complete loads were sprayed in the last two weeks over Lexi Diamond and Madison Parker and Lexi Belle and...
18 and Vibrating from Zero Tolerance A
Absolutely yummy. They had me at 18. The girls are dressed at first, we see panties and of course they've got some vibrator action going - for the tease mostly. It's my first look at Ally Kay on video. Stunning cute and she just radiates the sun from her golden tan and her smile. (Too corny?) Good nearly first scene. Next, a hot moment comes when Amy Brooke grabs a vibrator while getting her ass pounded in the reverse cowgirl anal position. Wow. A super fantastic scene! And I really liked the Kiera King scene. First we see her with her tight swimsuit type shorts and then wowsa as she lays back, spreads 'em and pulls her panties off. An amazing body. Beautiful pussy! I can't say I've seen much of her. Looks great getting fucked in all positions. Madison Parker starts out with her half t-shirt and white panties. Then a big pink vibrator. And then the panties come off to reveal the best looking pussy of the year. And she takes on two guys with DP action and looks great the whole way. Whew. Also with Victoria White.
Teen Worship 4 from Exquisite Multimedia A
Now THIS is a cast list! Gracie Glam, Kacey Jordan (!), Kati Summers (good porn name at least), Kim Capri and oh MY LORD Lexi Diamond! I don't want to oversell this scene but OH MY GOD! She gets undressed and they actually ask her if she has learned to masturbate yet. Uh duh yeah! Stefano starts on her doggie style. Stretches her out some too. Wow! I think the camera guy sprays a load in his pants during this part. Then she gets flipped for reverse cowgirl!!! OMFG! Then her legs get moved to the side. I'm weeping with joy. I've got that joy joy joy joy deep in my heart. And hard-on.
Slut Puppies 3 from Jules Jordan Video A
Disc 1 gives us great scenes with the yummy Allyssa Hall (tease that pussy, girl!) and Ashley Jensen (I forgot how meaty her pussy lips are!) too. The best is Rollergirl Lexi Belle - with her tight yellow shorts and little light blue top. She plays sweet and innocent, of course. We see her in skates outside the JJV warehouse and then she rolls right in. "Uh-oh!" She looks at the all the covers in warehouse, "Oh my God is that a gaping butthole? What is all this stuff?" while chewing away at her bubblegum. They show her a Teenage Spermaholics and she just blows a disinterested bubble and lets out a bored "wow". Hilarious! She works on a guy (with a long cock) in the warehouse and then gets some standing fucking (with those shorts around her ankles - and skates STILL on!) before they move off to a sofa somewhere. A fantastic scene. Disc 2 brings on Dakoda Brookes taking on two guys and looking just the best I've ever seen her! They do a move that I don't see that often where she is standing getting fucked on one leg, with the other way high up and she's also sucking off the other guy. Nice! Some DP action then, of course, facials. Tease with Kagney Linn Karter out by the pool and then some great fucking inside. Love it! And then whole thing wraps up with Andi Anderson, a black guy with a looooong one and a red couch. Love these red couches! Anal of course. All in all a must see movie.
Young And Glamorous from Jules Jordan Video B+
The latest from Steams. ;) Disc 1 brings on Eden Adams and Tanner Mays but I flipped for the bigtime anal scene with Mark Ashley going at Madison Parker every which way plus loose. I mean tight. She gets oiled up and anal doggie, cowgirl and very nicely missionary style as she's laying back on a chair. Disc 2 gives us Amy Brooke with two guys and scenes with Faye Reagan and Kiara Diane. All in all, I'm not overly wild about this one. It's got a quite a bit of that soft focus look. But that Madison Parker scene is to die for.
Don't Make Me Beg from Evil Angel A-
I know John Leslie is the shit or the bomb or whatever the kids are using these days. But I hardly ever see his stuff. At one time I think his movies had a somewhat soft video quality about them. Or something. Now the movies are just as sharp and rich in color as everyone else. Of course Kristina Rose has a great scene in some bathroom with her favorite guy and another chick. Sasha Grey starts out her scene doing the floor crawl. A long one too. Tori Black is here too. I know that's not much of a review but why fix things now?
Have a Happy Fucking Birthday! from Swank B+
Yeah, it's worth a look. It starts out with a 3 girl on 3 guy scene - it actually takes place on New Years Eve. These are really some great looking girls. Some anal. And champane flowing at the end. The rest are just about all one on one. There is a clown too. That's not my thing.

She Makes Me Wet from Lesbian Provocateur A
All girl, obviously. Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very verrrrry cute girls! 7 scenes. All girl on girl with clothing removal, kissing and then some toy play with anal insertions too! Lots of big heavy close-ups. Did I mention the very cute girls? Juicy pussies? I'm going in for more!
And of course see Kristina Rose is Slutwoman from Elegant Angel. It's draining.
Yeah, all those stars drip down like butter,
in promises, a sea...
We hold up our pants, lift our hands to catch them.
We eat them up, drink them up! Heyyyyyy now! Let me in!

Okay.
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^I know what to get you for Christmas HeyNow...a muzzle for your cock.
Edited by - stinkfist on 10/25/2009 11:35:52 PM
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Posted - Nov 7 2009 : 12:00PM
I don't quite understand, stink. Too many loads?
Got time for more HeyNow? A song?
Hey now everybody now!
Hey now everybody hey now!
Everybody now!!!

That's an actual song.
1992.
They Might Be Giants.
Apollo 18. Okay, it's a 5 second song. The album also includes many of my favorite mini-songs classics like "What's That Blue Thing Doing Here?" and "I'm Havin' A Heart Attack" plus "Spider" oh God! Step on spider!
Or...
Porn talk?
I say any half dressed woman will do.
I remember a great one from Private where this chick was getting fucked wearing a bikini and her boobs kept flopping out of her bikini top. Yeah! Stuff like that! Or if you can see some bottom boobage flipping out of a t-shirt. I remember a great scene with a give in a RV an early Barely Legal. And wowsa, doesn't it look great when you see these 19 year olds go at a guy reverse cowgirl style, holding up that little plaid skirt showing off her bare bald pussy and tan body? And they they get that camera down there for that shot looking up at her. This is what I think is great porn.
Very very good examples of this little sub-genre of porn comes out of the dudes at Digital Sin / New Sensations. Like Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories - see below. And one very memorable scene from last year that I really liked is Nichole Heiress in Fresh Outta High School 9. Love her look her in every position. A must see scene. I've never seen her look finer.
Okay, on to the quickies.
Kiera King was a real pleasure to see this week. I know she's had some action and I loved her in 18 and Vibrating. Now I find out she does anal! Read on!
I'm A Big Girl Now 10 from Diabolic A
I like this anal series quite a bit - hey, they're big girls now! They can handle it! Amy Brooke again! Tall, slender and blond. Just my favorite. A few tats on her back, but of course you can't see them during the oh shit moments of reverse cowgirl anal. Wow! Also some great spooning anal action. Next up is Kiera King. Holy fucking shit! She starts out with a pink top, blue panties and some striped leggings. Pussy reveal, BJ deep throating with Mr. Pete, doggie vag with some ass finger play then she goes all in with some anal fucking in the spoon position and then reverse cowgirl anal. Unbelievable jaw-dropping action! I love it! Shaved bare naked and, yes, she keeps those striped leg warmers on. I like that! Missionary anal and then a long stretch of piledriver anal with some gaping and finally a load to that hole. Well, some in her hole. Mr. Pete must have been especially aroused because he sprays all over and just some goes in her hole. Yes, her hole. I love it. Easily a top 20 scene for the year. Madison Parker is dressed in a little pink bikini outfit thing and blows a guy - looks hot as hell doing this and then some anal in lots of positions. Not a complaint here! I'm drained. Misty Rivers finishes things off. She's new to me I think. Still some fun action. Also with Alexa Cruz.
Sloppy Head 2 from Evil Angel A+
Wow! This one must have worked Cumwhipper into a frenzy. It's damn fucking good! And sloppy. It has about a dozen girls (they have girls that I know and don't know) all getting slopped up while giving out a blowjob or two. And getting absolutely SPRAYED. It's like a fire hose! Andy San Dimas, Lexi Belle, Madison Parker and lots more! Mia Lina is especially arousing next to a mirror!
So You Wanna Be A Porn Star 2 from Third Degree B+
They have a casting call thing going on here. A great bunch even though I wasn't just too poppin' exciting about the whole thing - it's still a good rental. Ashlyn Rae, Miley Ann and covergirl Tiffany Tyler were my main points of interest. And 2 other girls get lesbian in the shower. And our own Ally Kay has a short solo dildo scene at the end. Somewhere in the movie, I forget which girl it is, but one of them swallows the cum and they say, oh you didn't have to swallow and she laughs and says oops. She didn't know!
Let Me Jerk You from Elegant Angel A-
As far as an all hand job movie, I'd say this is as good as it gets. 7 girls, 7 scenes, one on one with a cock. K. Rose, Ashli Orion, Christina Moure, Missy Stone, Katie St. Ives, Jessica Moore and Gracie Glam. Mostly strokin' and jerkin' but sometime a little mouth action and sometimes a little pussy tease and rubbin' Gracie is especially good rubbing the cock on her pussy - we get a long full body shot of this! The movie also has two bonus scenes, one of them is our own you know who covergirl doing the anal with Mark Ashley and it really gets steaming hot in the doggie style anal fucking. Good LORD!
Sex Machine Girls 1 from Swank B+
Sex. Machine. Girls. Kinda fun just to see once in a while. It's all solo with piston pumpin' machines for the girls. A dildo a on a drill for one of 'em.
Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories 1 from Digital Sin A
jb-3.jpgCheyenne (pic to the right - why so surprised, girl?) ended up being a fun one to see. I think this is my first time seeing her. Ella Marie gets taught how to use a dildo by our own Christian. "No way are you that naive", he says when she asks what do do with it. She pulls back her panties. "Yes, now you have the idea!" Oh wow, now who is this Katie Kayne? Oh yea, and Gracie Glam (yum!) and Dee Roze. Christian is the guy in 3 scenes. Too busy for that old blog!
Cherries 69 from Homegrown
See it for the Lexi Diamond scene! Very cute petite girl. Shot POV. Otherwise I'm kinda meh on this homegrown stuff. They've got tons of trailers on the disc and I didn't see much I wanted.
stinkfist
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Posted - Nov 8 2009 : 8:43PM
A muzzle for your cock,you must have seen a Dog with a muzzle on to prevent it biting someone..well with all the porn you have been watching and reviewing your cock is liable to take a bite out of your thigh..hence the muzzle joke.
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Posted - Nov 9 2009 : 12:20PM
Good line generally although some of their DVDs are better than others.
Cumwhipper
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Posted - Nov 12 2009 : 7:44PM
"Sloppy Head #2" is good, but not as hot as the first release in the series. Maybe it's just the Jenny Hendrix scene in SH1 that is so fucking hot (I've never made it all the way through the scene!) that anything else pales in comparison.
"Let Me Jerk You", however - AWESOME MOVIE! I've only watched this one on rental a couple times, but I've decided I'm going to buy this one. The cast is kickass, but the Christina Moure scene - OMFG - it's almost letter perfect. She has one of the prettiest faces I've ever seen in porn, and maybe in ANY context, and the camerawork in her scene is off da chain.
Have you seen the first DVD from thedicksuckers.com site? It may be the best oral release of 2009. More hot scenes than you can shake your stick at. Incredible camerawork, lighting, angles, and an amazing mix of close-ups and body shots. It's like the guy shooting these scenes interviewed me and asked what I like to see most in a blowjob scene and then endeavored to achieve it in almost every scene. Cheggit!
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Posted - Nov 14 2009 : 11:14PM
Thanks guys. CW, I have that movie around #10 in my queue. I'll move it up.
Okay, the quickies...
This week?
How about Sporty Girls 3? And the Hillary Scott scene. A++. First off, a warning, you HAVE to save Hillary Scott for your finale jizzbomb-releasing scene you watch. You'll launch damn quick! If your jerk-off session is 15 minutes, start watching this one pretty much right away. If your jerk-off session is 2 hours, well, you've got some time but hell, you might wrap up your session early tonight.
Ready for a late night plopper? Lots to recommend this week!
The Naughty Cheerleaders Club 4 from Digital Sin A
Here the girls trade in those plaid skirts for cheerleader skirts. Yowsa! Like a frame around a great piece of art, these skirts provide a frame around the naughty bits. Katie St. Ives has been arousing ADTers for awhile and here she is. She reminds me of the waitress from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Great shots of her in uh, yeah, again, reverse cowgirl (I love that position!) with her feet up on the guy. Boobs! Tiffany Tyler, again. Very nice. Oh, wow, now, who's this girl: Courtney Page everyone? I don't know if I've seen her since Who's That Girl 5. Cute as all hell. It's a must see scene. Also with Jasmine Delatori and Laylah.
Evalutionary from Elegant Angel A
The return of Eva Angelina! Great stuff! She's in all five scenes. My main interest here is her anal scenes (she's got two of them!) so I went right for the final scene on the disc with her with 2 guys. First she's out by the pool with her opening tease and then BJ and then inside to take on those guys. DP, very good stuff in the reverse cowgirl. Earlier Kristina Rose and Eva take on Mark Ashley. They have fun and both do anal. She also gets it on with Rachel Starr and a guy, then later on a black guy in another scene. Great stuff. I think her pussy lips got meatier. Somehow.
Naughty Book Worms 17 from Naughty America A
courtneytonyhor_big_img3.jpgCourtney Page again? (Pic to the left) I guess she gets talked into sex for a grade. Oh my, with her little top around her middle getting fucked laying back on the desk? I'm on board! This little petite girl has slipped underneath my radar. Doggie and then reverse cowgirl and cowgirl on another table. Amazing. [ invalid url ] and wow. Cute! In the behind the scenes interview she tells us that she loves to give head! Here she's upset that her little plaid skirt shrunk in the wash and now is too short! Awwww...dammit! The guy sees what he can do and just pretty much has his way with her. Next up, http://www.jizzbomb.com/t1/o-gallery/gid-6462/amber_sun" target="_new" title="http://www.jizzbomb.com/t1/o-gallery/gid-6462/amber_sun">Amber Sun! $3000 in debt she tells us in the BTS! They ask about her sex toys and she gets all giggly. And she did anal a couple of times in the privacy of her very own bedroom. Be sure to run right to that BTS, she gets so worked up she has to have a masturbation session at the end of the interview. In the scene Mark "I've got woods!" Wood helps her with her homework and then she helps herself to his wood. Wow, your dick is so big it doesn't even fit in your underwear! Another new star? Izy-bella Blue, oh my Lord, THIS pretty girl does porn!??! Chris Charming gets his cock out and we get a long beautiful blowjob scene! Also with Kim Capri and Amber Swift - a fresh redhead. Brooke Lee Adams is the extra bonus scene - it's from one of the cheerleader movies. All the clothes here go into the washing machine (I'm imagining) for next time. Gotta wash those plaid skirts!
Sporty Girls 3 from Elegant Angel A
It starts with Monique Alexander on a red couch. Nice petite girl, fucking in all the good positions. Great scene! Phoenix Marie bends and stretches and gets all the good moves on during her scene, in her workout outfit and nude. Splits and stuff. Nice! Of course, when I got the disc, I went right for the Sadie West scene. I think this is one of her first non-Digital Sin scenes. Soccer girl in pigtails! Really damn great looking in the reverse cowgirl scene. And doggie, spoon, she gets worked up and noisy! "Oh shit, oh shit! Oh oh!" Best is the sideways sitting reverse cowgirl. Next up is Abbey Brooks - just a normal scene. And then we come to Hillary Scott with Manuel. Jeez, first some blowing and vag sex stuff then her little hiney takes his big log and it looks fuckin' HUGE going in and out of her hole. What a ramming she gets - some real piston poundin' action. A relentless storm of a pounding. Doggie style, reverse cowgirl and then that great legs up full anal nelson. A FANTASTIC SCENE!
Weapons of Ass Destruction 6 from Jules Jordan Video A
I don't know how I missed this one. My favorite three scenes were Jenny Hendrix with 2 guys, Andi Anderson taking on 4 guys and a really great Missy Stone (with a load right to her hinderhole.) Of course, each do the anal.
Fresh Outta High School 20 from Digital Sin A-
Another fresh batch! They just get those plaid skirts out of the laundry room and onto the girlies. Taylir Scott is up first, real fine looking giving off the blowjob, then laying back - pull those panties to the side! All the normal sex positions and even some anal! Spooning anal and then doggie style with a pop to the hinder. Next up it's Dylan Riley, a mischievous chick from Vegas who has a growing thread here at ADT. She has to talk her guy into a quickie. Lays back to play with her tight little pussy. Sex and then a pop to her belly. Dylan and Anthony have a lot of fun goofing off in the behind the scenes. She feels up his cock and mimes strokin' it into her mouth. You just have to see that. Bliss Lei gets she gets caught reading a book on her bed and acts uninterested as he pulls off her panties and goes down on her. Another cutie Katie Michaels has the finale. She can do the splits we find out in the BTS, be sure to check that out. Unfortunately we don't really see her flexibility in the scene - damn. Yet the reverse cowgal and doggie style are especially good! Also with blonde Jessi Stone and Natalia Rossi has the bonus cheerleader scene.

I think I'm tired of the plaid skirts.
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Posted - Nov 25 2009 : 6:32PM
It's the gobble-gobble edition of the quickies!
Yep, GOBBLE this porn up! I have to say I'm a traditionalist. I want my turkey and stuffing on Thanksgiving and I want my porn girls on red couches. And getting facials even though it's contrived and fake as those formed turkey log loafs. But seriously, there is much to be thankful for this year. Get out there and give thanks. And be greatful too! I have breaking news that I will be too busy for my Thanksgiving meal because I have, oh my God, Barely Legal 98 with Kara Novak and the whole cast of Teens Like It Big 5 to watch.
My days are packed! And my nights too!
I saw a couple parodies this week. I don't even use them for masturbatory pleasure just for the shits and giggles novelty of it all - and will go ungraded. Happy Days is definitely worth a rental. Or a Christmas gift. Sunday, Monday, Happy Days! Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days! Thursday, Friday, Happy Days! Saturday, what a day! Fockin' all week with you!
Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy! 3 from Hush Hush A
Broke it all to hell. Again. Of course, you get the normal amazements about cock size and it getting shoved into little tight pussies. My favorites are Jules Sterling (a petite blonde with that short straight hair that I like) and Tiffany Tyler. Jules says she got into stripping after making a months salary (compared to her old job) in just two days. Porn came next. She says this is her first scene which that may or may not be part of the story. She looks really great sucking and when she lays back on the sofa so he can stick it in her little schlimazel...well, it looks good. Damn good! And now Tiffany Tyler. "It's so fucking tight!" She looks great takin' him doggie style. And cowgirl. And missionary legs spread and held back. Yum! "I can go deeper!" Nooo! Also with Kagney Linn Karter, Paris Kennedy and Skylar Paige. Again, they have a code (sheesh, it's 3712) for the bonus scene (which you need to get emailed to you from the Hush Hush website) but this time it's a scene that was on part one.
This Ain't Happy Days XXX from Hustler
Maybe the best of the recent batch of parodies as far as the look, story and characters, from the opening song "This ain't no Happy Dayz, it's Triple X!" and title sequence which seems to be a near exact duplicate of the original with the spinning record of the intro of the cast - zooming in on "Joanie" with a hula-hoop and you don't even have to squint to believe that is Howard Cunning Ham. A non-sex scene for the actor luckily! After a couple of story scenes, we get Fonzie doing Codi Carmichael and Tori Black in the bathroom with the gang watching. Then it's Penny Flame looking her 1950's best working on Chachi (I guess Joanie doesn't put out!) Oh no, wait, they have Missy Stone as a perfect Joanie getting laid and sitting on Ralph Malph and Potsie including anal for this girl! In some ways I think that the sex is usually secondary in these movies but this one is a really good scene with the hottest bare naked pussy and reverse cowgirl anal for Missy. This scene would be hot no matter what movie it was in. (Is that a puff of red pubic hair on Ralph?) Then for the finale, Fonzie and Marion Ross have sex if you can believe it. In the living room. Yes, that living room. The gang all run in after the facial and are pretty shocked. Joanie gasps, "Gosh golly, Mom!" and Howard practically loads his pants. He's a Grand Poobah or something.
Black Listed from Vince Vouyer Unleashed B+
I've only seen a couple new Vince movies but they are looking pretty solid. You have your standard 5 scenes plus "POV Alley" where Vince has a short POV scene with nearly each star from the movie. A little blowing and fucking sometimes with a shot usually to the face. My favs here ended up being cutie Kiera King including anal for her and I really liked the scene with a couple of new cute ones named [ invalid url ] which I saw a few years ago and really liked. The look and the details were overall better there and each scene came to a natural ending. Still, that one didn't have much human fucking. The Princess was a human female but the closest thing she got to human fucking was a troll. (And she got fucked by a big plant, a machine and other creatures too.)

We Fuck'em Young 3 from Red Light District
This" target="_new" title="http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/667049">Your worst Thanksgiving meal? at Chowhound. My favorite was when someone writes Turned out the turkey had been cooked a couple of days previously but never refrigerated. It also turned out the heating hadn't been enough to kill the bacteria it had picked up. By night time food poisoning was rampaging merrily through everyone but my non-turkey-eating brother. Eleven people erupting at both ends ... and only one bathroom. Utter hell. Wow.
Starlets from Elegant Angel A-
Certainly worth a look. Many looks! Covergirl Angelina Armani (yeah!), London Keyes, Faye Valentine, Brooke Adams and the first look at Suzanne Kelly. They are marketing these chicks as the superstars of tomorrow. I say yes!
Untapped Assets from Vouyer Media A-
It's a disc full of first time acts. Jamie Reamz, first on screen. Cindy Loo (NOT to be confused with Cindy Lou Who! Certainly not!) has her first anal. And it's quite long and explicit - two positions, missionary and reverse cowgirl. Tiffany Tyler, first time with two guys. This looks fuckin' great. Then creampies for Gracie Glam (with Mark Ashley, I dig this scene! Big time!) and Missy Stone. I would say for Gracie this is a obvious fake creampie - just to mention it. That shit don't matter to me. A great scene from her though!
Thank yoooooouu, girls!
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Posted - Dec 5 2009 : 7:32PM
I can't wait to see this either... they tell you NEVER to do something for the first time on camera... whoops!! This is my first (and only) B/B/G ever... both ON and OFF camera. Enjoy!!
 
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Posted - Dec 5 2009 : 7:46PM
You've just set an all time record for amount of porn stars posting in a HayNah Quickie thread. 3 is that number!!!
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News of the Gobble Gobble reaches Bombay I love your quickie reviews HeyNow.
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Posted - Dec 6 2009 : 3:26PM
Thanks stinkfist!
Okay...
These are the days!
Err...I might be overselling a few of these. But not by much! I think with a couple of these movies I can complete my top ten list for the year. I'm getting ready to lock and load that thing. And is Tanner using Mayes or Mays? I thought she switched to Mays. But I'm seeing covers listing Mayes. I have no idea.
Hey and I gotta say that I like a warm piece of bread with butter and honey. This is delicious if you have not had it for a few years or ever so I say go get some honey.
Or some honeys.
Barely Legal 98 from Hustler A+
If you are looking for some absolutely hardcore anal fucking you aren't gonna find it here. But it's just right for me. And you all know I must have about flipped over backwards off my chair when I saw the cast list on this one! Gracie Glam, Tanner Mayes, Isis Taylor, Kara Novak, Bella Cole and Natalia Rossi!!! Holy shoot! Your! Load! It starts out G/G with Gracie Glam and Tanner Mayes. Watch when Tanner has a dildo in each hand - one jamming up in on Gracie's pussy as she practically rides Tanner reverse cowgirl style as Tanny pumps away at her own pussy! Isis Taylor goes down on a dude just out of the shower and then we get some mighty fine doggie style, reverse cowboy (what a ride!) and then missionary with legs up ending with a healthy pop to her belly and boobs. My favorite Kara Novak gets the next scene. First a gulp gulp BJ (with cheek a-poppin'!) like a dutiful girl and then she gets a good long pussy munching scene in return. He sticks it in as she's laying back missionary (sorta) on a table and then moves on to reverse cowgirl with some really great shots. I love this position and she looks so great doing it! Take me down where your love honey flows! Love you nice, tickle your nose! A good pop to the face, it gets on her little chest too. Oh now, they have Bella Cole!?! She has little pink bow in her hair and whatta body! Holy shit! Cute as hell! She gets on top of the guy on the floor with a mirror up against the wall so we see the behinder end and her reaction shots along with those boobies flopping. Good times. They end it with Natalia Rossi. First some dancing to some drum beats, then she gets her tits felt up (perfect, perfect amazing titties) and then stripped down out of some little bikini bottoms and we get some nice shots of her pussy as she gets bent over. During sex we see a great missionary position fucking on the floor with the guy pounding away as he grabs her ankles. Load it up and spray! Beautiful young ladies! Absolutely the best Barely Legal movie I have EVER seen - though Part 93 was quite memorable with Amia Moretti and Ally Ann.

Jailbait 7 from Jules Jordan Video A
[ invalid url ]. Tanner Mayes has a scene getting fucked in the kitchen. Definitely some good shots of her in reverse cowgirl and some laying back on chair (missionary style sorta) that moves into some POV shot from the top. Yow! Also with Tara Lynn Foxx and Yasmine Gold.
The Voyeur 35 from Evil Angel B+
I'm a year late to this one. Lots of chicks like Chayse Evans, MacKenzee Pierce, Rebecca Linares (takes on two guys) but my favorite was seeing Tori Black take on a really really big cock. And a heck of a load right to her face at the end.
Barely Legal: Brand Spankin' New from Hustler A
No actual spanking but just lots of new gals. Well, newish. Barely. Most of these stars have at least 30 scenes out on DVD. I think Hustler holds these scenes back for a while. A quick intro with usually some tits and giggles, then a blowjob, cowgirl, mish, doggie, etc. Lots of eye contact with the camera I thought. Maybe from some girls more than others. We get Ally Ann dressed in pink shirt and shorts. I'm falling in love! Cameron Love - I think I want to get to know her a little better. ADT shows 50+ movies for her already. I saw our own Isis Taylor! Jessica Right - kinda a un-porn star look, right off the street, I know I saw her before. I think I made some kind of KFC reference. She gets a hell of a facial. I say give it a look. Naturally.
Boffing the Babysitter 3 from Devil's Film B
Not terrible, but it could be better. It seems like the camera prefers lower angle shots and that isn't always the best way to capture these. Amia Miley looks great of course. RC? Yes! Also with Ashli Orion and Dani Jensen.
Don't Make Me Beg 2 from Evil Angel A-
Miley Ann and Nicole Ray have a fun scene together with a guy. First Nicole makes Miley Ann jealous as she blows and fucks a guy. Finally, after Miley Ann and her obviously tight pussy is just bursting she gets to take his cock too. Also with Izy Bella, Tara Lynn Foxx and Yasmine Gold.
Anal Integrity from Jules Jordan Video A
Very quick here. Our own bono-ONE has a big https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/read_review.dlt/sku=22747/anal-integrity.htm" target="_new" title="https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/read_review.dlt/sku=22747/anal-integrity.htm">review so no need for me to do much. Quite honestly, some of these women aren't quite in my interest area. Big big boobies and tats. Well... but they have uh Mason Moore, right? She squirts a huge load right at the camera during reverse cowgirl! And they have another chick with big boobies do RC anal! Plus Kristina Rose gets some DP action and it looks great. This is a really fun scene for her. And us. Plenty of anal and oh wow gaping! Solidly A+ KR!

Teens Like It Big 5 from Brazzers A
02.jpgBrynn Tyler and Lexi Belle. LOL, robot dance, man! Then he gets a hardon and they suck him. The girls strip down to colorful bras and panties along the way and in the end he fucks these two sweeties. Lots of good pussy shots! Best scene on the disc. Lindy Lane's scene starts out with another girl (Hailey Young from the next scene) who finds lipstick on her boyfriends cock. So she calls up Lindy to weep uncontrollably. Well, Lindy is on the phone and gets a cock of her own in her mouth. "What are you doing? Eating? Something in your mouth?", the crying girl asks. Lindy says, "Oh, I'm just at home having a little snack" as she rubs on her pussy and gobbles that cock. I love it whenever the girl is on the phone and has some sort of sex. Then we get scenes from Hailey Young, Pepper Fox and Bella Cole (!) again. Bella plays a girlfriend that "kidnaps" a cock for her webcam site. She wants the sasquatch of cocks and brings in a guy with his hands tied behind his back. This give our girl a chance to give him a lap dance and strip. That's one big cock! Wooo! She stuffs it in her mouth and we see lots of sex action. Especially good is some rear entry doggie style. Yep, he sirks it right into her kat. Here I call that a Katsirk! Great girl, this Bella. And a good load to the face in the end. I think she's done work under a couple of names just changing it up to throw off fans (and family, I'd assume.) Teens! Equals! Liking! It! Big! Five! These guys get everything right here. Cute clothes on the girls and funny acted-out situations. And the sex is great too! I should probably join the site to get these direct from the source.

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Thanks! He's lookin' right at ya! It's a Peter Griffin Halloween mask. It's vinyl with no breathing holes. And made in China. You just KNOW that is gonna be good! He's a creep. And appropriate for a porn board.
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Sing it high!
Hoorah hoorah!
Sing a little higher!
Hoorah hooooooraaah!

Indeed! Wow. Whatta year, guys!
The amount of new hot girls. It seemed up there. Maybe not. We always get some hotties popping up but this year seemed a little extra magical.
I think what we have here in this quickie load is an exhausted HeyNow. I might have seen a record setting (for me) number of movies this year. And I suffered for porn burn out at least a few times. But after a week the urge comes on strong again. Plus, I have to keep up with ALL the new girls. I get tired of the same girls (even my favorites) in scene after scene, but you can't go wrong with seeing a fresh face and body!
For no real reason I'll mention that I just revisited a scene with Faith Leon in Naughty Bookworms 14 and I have to say I loved it. In this scene, she has apparently gone to the Addison Rose School of Reluctant Pornstars as she "acts" like she can't believe she has to blow her teacher to get what she wants. Addison did this very very very very well in part 3 of this series. Back to Faith, your load will bust out when you see her climb on the guy with her little miniskirt hiked up and showing off a hell of a nice landing strip. Her sweater gets pushed up to reveal her bra and then of course that gets pushed up too.
For a stuffed petite girl you might want to see Stuffed Petite 3. Stephanie Cane! Loved it!! Or maybe Lil Miss Sunshine #2 for lil Courtney Simpson. That one is a ZT compilation. Or Kara Novak in anything.

Pound The Round POV 2 from Digital Sin A
It's all Mike Adriano going at these ladies! And round pounding. That's the butt. Kind of POV but they move the camera around to capture other angles too. Whoever this Nikky Thorn is, well, she just knocked it out of the park! She gets all lathered up soapy washing her car. Very hot. Then sex including, I can't believe it, ANAL!! Who is she?!! Can't wait to see more of her! We also get Amy Brooke doing the anal thing. I love it! She's a sweet nearly new girl and doesn't mind getting her ass fucked. I mean pounded. Plus Allie Haze and Brooke Lee Adams doing the normal vag thing. They look great doing it. And teasing cock.
This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX from Hustler B+
Most exciting to me was Nicole Ray as a cheerleader with the principal. Hot scene! Great looking pussy. I think Ashlyn Rae played the Tiffani-Amber Kelly part. In the diner. They have the look of the show down. I saw lockers.
Pure 18 9 from Reality Kings A
Tanner Mayes gets pretty much the closest thing to an ass-fucking here. She starts out dressed in a schoolgirl outfit and she pulls her panties to the side to play. And oh no, caught by the guy. All the normal stuff along with some butthole fingering and then during doggie-style the guy shoves it in her pooper just a little. And a couple of times too! She gets sweated up shiny by then for the reverse cowgirl position. Heather Starlet also gets to dress like a schoolgirl. Complete with a jacket. The whole scene looks great when she gets her white panties pulled to the side to get fucked laying back. Mindi Lynn gets her pussy rubbed up nice under her clothes and watch the move when the guy pulls her pants halfway down and pulls her up in a side sitting position to fuck her. Wow. I can't explain it right. We also get Isis Taylor and two innocent chicks named Angel Jay and Dee Rose. The movie is all one on one. And damned fantastic. I like the colorful clothing and that it stays on for a least a little bit of the sex.

Your Ass is Mine from Hustler
Bend over because your ass is mine! I really liked the Missy Stone scene.
Too Big For Teens 2 from Reality Junkies A-
This is a fun one. New studio to me I think. Web stuff put on DVD I would guess. Starts out with Missy Stone playing video games with her guy friend. Then sex. There is a especially good part where she sits on his face and he chomps away. Ally Ann goes to a garage and aks Chris is there anything she can do for the car. Anything at all? Oh yes! Some good wide-eyed gulps while she's blowing him. Also with Eden Adams, a slightly timid Misty Rivers and Mindy Lynn The typical scene was BJ, 3 positions and the a pop to the face.
Pure 18 8 from Reality Kings
I forgot about this one! I just skimmed over it so far. Looks damn good. I'll whoops out a quickie on it some other year. Zeina Heart, Jackie Daniels, Stephanie Cane (twice!?!), Tara Lynn Foxx, Cameron Love, Jamie Lamore, Shayne Ryder and Eden Adams.
This movie seems to be all about Stephane Cane for me. Best looking pussy getting fucked and one of the top girls that did it this decade.
Oh yeah, baby got her moves down! Hoorah, hoorah! And she's really found her groove now!
Then she retired.
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Oh my!
Best of 2009.
And Happy Nude Beer!
But first that Pure 18 part 8! Lots of great stuff going on here but most exciting to me was seeing Stephanie Cane and her smooth bare naked (not even a hint of hair) pussy get fucked 9 different ways. It's a NICE pussy! First she gets down and dirty with Jackie Daniels and some dude in double trouble. Wow, get a load of her pounding away all shined up in reverse cowgirl. A must see scene! In between we get to see chicks like Zeina Heart and Tara Lynn. And more. Then the whole thing finishes off at the sorority house. Oh those sweethearts! Dressed nearly alike in tight pink tops and denim miniskirts these 3 girls get Stephanie to practice on a banana and then bring out the real thing: a guy with a big long cock. Wow, one girl primes that pump, then our own Steph gets a turn before she gets her panties pulled down and fucked laying back on the desk. Doggie and then the cowgirl and reverse moves. A+
And now...or hey now?
I thought I'd be topping the list with Barely Legal: Interactive from Hustler but while I saw it in 2009, it was released 2008. Damn. Great blasting movie. I highly recommend. Wow, that Stephanie Cane scene! Again! I'm sorry! Doggie style, cowgirl and missionary are all fantastic. Sindee Jennings too! But it's old news.
Then I was all set to list Schoolgirl P.O.V. 4 from Digital Sin. You know, with Allyssa Hall! It starts out with her watching a porno. Her boobs drop out of her top. That's something! And with Riley Ray with her tiny/tight pussy. They even say it's the littlest pussy they've seen in the BTS. But it was released in 2008. And of course Miley Ann wins that tight pussy award in 2009. Then for a little bit I considered The Voyeur in Me from Digital Sin for the list. I remember getting a little extra excited over this one because it was my first real look at Amia Moretti and Kirra Kiss. It's a solid one but mostly shot with a camera hiding out across the room. We've since seen better movies and action with Amia. I also thought I'd be going with Don't Let Daddy Know 7 for Kara Novak! Allyssa Hall! (Yes, again!) And Dani Jensen! Etc. But after a second (or third) look I decided it was damn solid but not quite top ten material.
So, I wound up picking 10 movies from this year that I thought were some of the best the industry had to offer up. I didn't really give it much thought. Mostly what I have here is old quickie rehashes but I greatly expanded on what I wrote originally for Just Over Eighteen 22 and Who's Your Daddy? 12. Plus the Sex In My PJ's plop comes from my ADT review whereas this thread just had a quick blurb. Same for Big Cocks Required.
And now. In no real particular order. It's my best. Of 2009 list!
10. Just Over Eighteen 22 from Red Light District
It starts off with Kara Novak and you know I love her so much. Really the best girl of 2009. She's just perfect for people like me that were big fans of Courtney Simpson and a few others with a similar body type. Just having her here brings this movie to the top 10 list. In the BTS, she talks about getting into the industry, first doing photoshoots for this much money as she describes it putting her hands maybe a foot apart. Then she discovered (much to MY personal great delight) that she could go full on and shoot porn and get (with her arms way apart) thiiiisss much money. In the actual scene they kinda let this play out with the guy coming in with a camera and then she "discovers" it's a nude scene so then she takes off her top to reveal those little pert titties and then her pink panties come off. BJ, good tease, eye contact with camera, sex in cowgirl, spoon, then best being in the reverse cowgirl position, also some doggie. Of course, she crinkles up her nose in that totally cute way several times. Get this girl an award! I guess she's off doing the cocktail waitress thing now. Damn. But I guess she's got an appointment for a boobie job. I don't know much. Her MySpace and Twitters are set private. And the rest? Well, this is the movie where Amia Moretti (now Amia Miley, of course) plays pool (dressed in atight t-shirt and denim shorts) with one of the RLD guys that gets Wood, then strips down on the table and looks so fucking great the whole way. Get a load of her in that reverse cowgirl position - this really looks great especially when she gets her feet up. Also with Haley Sweet, Zoe Stunner and whoa nelly Natalia Rossi - gaaaaah. All great scenes. What a cast list!
9. Barely Legal 98 from Hustler
Okay. Kara again. And another great cast list! Gracie Glam, Tanner Mayes, Isis Taylor, Kara Novak, Bella Cole and Natalia Rossi!!! Holy Load Batman! It starts out G/G with Gracie Glam and Tanner Mayes. Watch when Tanner has a dildo in each hand - one jamming up in on Gracie's pussy as she practically rides Tanner reverse cowgirl style as Tanny pumps away at her own pussy! Isis Taylor goes down on a dude just out of the shower and then we get some mighty fine doggie style, reverse cowboy (what a ride!) and then missionary with legs up ending with a healthy pop to her belly and boobs. My favorite Kara Novak gets the next scene. First a gulp gulp BJ (with cheek a-poppin'!) like a dutiful girl and then she gets a good long pussy munching scene in return. He sticks it in her ding-dinger as she's laying back missionary (sorta) on a table and then moves on to reverse cowgirl with some really great shots. I love this position and she looks so great doing it! Take me down where your love honey flows! Love you nice, tickle your nose! A good pop to the face, it gets on her little chest too. Oh now, they have Bella Cole!?! She has little pink bow in her hair and whatta body! Holy shit! Cute as hell! She gets on top of the guy on the floor with a mirror up against the wall so we see the behinder end and her reaction shots along with those boobies flopping. Good times. They end it with Natalia Rossi. First some dancing to some drum beats, then she gets her tits felt up (perfect, perfect amazing titties) and then stripped down out of some little bikini bottoms and we get some nice shots of her pussy as she gets bent over. During sex we see a great missionary position fucking on the floor with the guy pounding away at her hootch as he grabs her ankles. Load it up and spray!
8. Big Cocks Required from Digital Sin
It all starts off with Madison Ivy - in the tease she demonstrates her legs way back pretzel position! Yeah! But we don't really see it during sex. The cute girl who was formerly known as Liliana Moreno apparently came back as Mimi Blaze! She did a scene a couple years ago for Combat Zone (The Girl Next Door 5) which I'm sure I quite liked! This scene isn't going to blow your barndoor completely off, but it's decent and much of a the appeal IS seeing a "Gap Girl" get laid. BJ, kneeling over while getting her pussy played with, laying back to get her pussy licked, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl (this is where it gets really boner going for me!), then laying back and doggie. Nice. She does mention her previous scene in the intro and laughs about her porn experiences (she lives in The Valley (by way of South Dakota) and says Valley Girls are just a little more inclined to do porn!) Sweet! Next up is Zoe Stunner - of course she is a stunner! During the pre-fuck interview they ask her what she thinks of anal sex. She says she don't think of it. Whhhaaaa? And of course she quickly spins around because you know what they say: the proof is in the pudding! So she bends over to show off her tight little virgin ass. Then undresses. Cute gal. She looks damn great in the reverse cowgirl position. And laying back!Then we get the girl we all know and love as Melissa Matthews and they team her up with Mark Ashley. He has fun (along with nameless camera dude) undressing her and out of her tight jeans. Then, Oh MY Lord, they get her up on a counter and Mark slides it in especially slow to get going. (This sort of seems to be a theme with him and new tight chicks!) She's a little timid - which is appealing - but definitely gets into it. Fucked on the counter, legs spread, then on the floor doggie style, cowgirl and reverse. It all wraps up with Annie Lee - a perfectly fine scene from this Asian chick. A damn fine piece of movie!
7. Who's Your Daddy? 12 from Zero Tolerance
Hell of a cast, guys! And the movie has a total of 6 scenes! Ashli Orion, Dani Jensen, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, Mina Leigh and Missy Stone!!!!!! Oh holy hell! These are some of the best girls that I have ever seen fuck! The girls show up on set and usually as they are walking in get stopped to go over the details. No fake tits, right? Check! No horrid tats? Check! And this guy really isn't your father, right? Oh, God no! Ashli Orion has a tight yellow t-shirt on along with a super short miniskirt. Wow! For each girl you almost want to watch their solo strip tease in the bonus section first. Then you can go back to the scene to see her get fucked. So, Ashli blows the guy and then she gets stripped down, fingered rather furiously, and then bent right over. The best action was when Ashli gets on the guy and rides him reverse cowgirl. Dani Jensen has a great tease - oh those little bottoms! She too looks especially good in the doggie style position. Kristina Rose picks her nose (just like in her avatar almost) and then eat it, plus she talks out of her ass. Cracks it right open! Lexi Belle walks up the stairs and does something sexual. I forget. Mina Leigh looks great showing up for work with her nips poking at her top. She gulps on a big cock and then her petite body gets plundered. Like I said way back in Febuary... Little! Mina! Leigh! Can! Really! Fuck! Just let me just say that! And she can get those legs back! They end it all up with Missy Stone who gets her dunder mifflined! I mean she gets dundered in her mifflin. Okay, the guy sticks it in her ass, doggie style and after pounding for a little bit he picks her up and flops back on the couch in one smooth movie to give us quite a show with her legs up for a long scene of reverse cowgirl anal. Fantastic movie!
6. Sporty Girls 2 from Elegant Angel
All five scenes are super fantastic!!! Run, don't walk!! This is the one with the hottest cover of the year - the one with Sasha Grey soaked in sweat (or spritzed with water) showing off her nips and bush. But I went right for the Nicole Ray scene. Very hot. It starts out on some remote dried up baseball diamond where she gets to practice her batting and fielding moves. We get some nice shot of her little behinder then Mark mentions something about his cup and his cock and she comes over to the bleachers to check it out. Oh my! It's huge! Back to some porno house they repeat the cock reveal on a couch, she strips down bends over to suck, he slips it in missionary, OMG, she looks so great, some cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl so she can really show off her body. Milky white and beautiful! A fuckin' great scene! I can't complain a bit about any of the others either. (No anal from anyone though.) Alexis Texas is basketball girl. Kristina Rose is workout girl by the pool. Yeaaah! (Also see her in Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2 and 3, Consumer Affairs 2 from Diabolic and Anal Academics plus many more!) Sasha Grey is kickboxing chick or something. And holy mother of pearl, Tori Black is dressed in her golf girl practice gear, with some tiny shorts or skirt. Oh my Lord, there is a wide shot of her. From behind. Tori! Your legs are awwwwesome!
5. Sex In My PJ's from Digital Sin
It's just like when your girlfriend sleeps over - in those cotton jammie bottoms. Mostly they get them pulled halfway down to their knees so the guy can shove it in. This is what I like to do in real life and just like real fucking these chicks end up with their clothes off by the end. It all starts off Krissy Lynn - showing up to work in her bright yellow PJ bottoms and her "Fish Shanty" tight t-shirt. Cute. She's got the biggest boobs of any of the girls here and I love that medium length haircut. Brynn Tyler starts off sucking her guy in bed, while getting her pussy felt up through her jammies. Her boobs flop out of that top, then she lays back and the dude sticks it right into her blueberry shmear! What a great little pussy on Brynn! Of course, she makes all the appropriate noises. Danica Blue shows up to work dressed in a pink top and blue bottoms. She lays back on the bed as the guy lifts her legs up to peel back those bottoms (not even down halfway!) to reveal one gorgeous pussy and a tanned body. She gets it missionary style, with her legs up. He pulls out a couple times and shows her world to us. Wide shot, high angles, close-ups - we get it all! Then she gets flipped over for doggie style still with those pajama bottoms half on. Or half off. Sadie West gets one poked in her with PJ bottoms (what else?) half off. First with her laying back on the bed, legs to the side, then doggie with some good reaction shots from in front of Sadie as she's getting pounded. Then reverse cowgirl and finally the guy gets her rockin' and rollin' pretty good in the missionary position. After a short PJ show-off, Heather Starlet lays back with those PJ bottoms around her ankles and is flexible enough to get her legs way way back - so that those bottoms (that are around her ankles) are jammed up behind her head. Get it? So now the guy can really rip-roar fuck away at her burger. A fantastic movie!
4. Cum-Spoiled Sluts from JennarationX
It starts off with Jenna Haze sexing it up. Superstar of the decade. What a wild ride she's had! And now doing her own movies. And she's not shy about getting it stuck right in the hindend! Some great anal - including reverse cowgirl moving into (I think it's called) the full anal nelson position. Her legs are wwwaaaay back, it's like she is folded in half. Surely a tribute of sorts to Taylor Rain - that little starlet got that move put on her so many times. Jenna then plays with herself with a hinder toy and the guy pops a load on her. Big boobed Riley Evans is up next, there is a conversation about her little pussy, then sex, lots of great anal here too. Bobbi Starr takes on two dudes, anal of course. Nikki Rhodes gets it on with Jenna and a guy. They shoot some camcorder footage during this scene. Then disc one is over. For part two, of course we also get Allyssa Hall - first teasing us with a lollypop in her mouth. They don't use one of those grossly oversized lollypop instead I think it might be a tootsie pop (3 licks, you know!) and you better believe your tootsie will be a-poppin'! Then Jenna is back for another scene. I think she plays a realtor. And you know you can't go wrong there! Right? Because she is dressed all hot and sexy in her realtor business garb!
3. Fresh Outta High School 17 from Digital Sin
Just picking one from this series - one of the best out there since you get the girls dressed in those white shirt, tie, plaid skirt (required!) and a headband in the hair. Mindy Lynn starts things off but the movie really starts cooking for me with fresh outta well, you know Jenna Lane - she's got an early Tyla Wynn vibe going. I do think this is her first DVD release and of course it's Mark Ashley that has his way with her. BJ, then the pussy reveal - she has a neatly trimmed pussy with just some very short hairs around the top end. Mark licks on it and then sticks it in with her laying back on the sofa. Doggie, then cowgirl moving on to reverse cowgirl. She looks great doing that!!! Then redhead Rita Lovely and then Summer Silver - two more great scenes. Then they find another fresh gal named Erin Chase (in the BTS, when asked if she has a boyfriend, she goes "shhhhhh!" oops, he doesn't know apparently. Oh noooo!) She pairs up with Michael Stefano and watch for when he pulls her white panties down just a little for the reveal, pulls 'em off and she spreads her legs just right. I think I heard a heavenly ahhhhhhhh sound drift down from the clouds. Or out of her hole. And of course like all the girls do, she looks really fantastic doing doggie style. The bonus scene is Kara Novak from Fresh Outta High School 16 and it's the best! Some people say I have a thing for her.
2. Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy from Elegant Angel
Let's just say I fought the load and the load won. Tori gets it on with Kristina Rose, Marie Luv and Rebecca Linares. And it's gaaareaaatt! The best part is full-on (full-on!!) anal with some guy - fantastic in reverse cowgirl and doggie. All with Tori giving us a happy smile on her face. Don't pop until you see the whites of her eyes. And teeth! Who? Tori Black! Pretty! Cute! And filthy! In the final scene she gets damn slopped up by two guys going at her (pussy and mouth) and in-between a great Kristina Rose scene (Tori licks on her rear! And vice versa) with some great action. Here for the cumshot, the guy stands back like 3 feet away to burst his load and rains down on them. Plus Tori, Marie Luv and a black guy. A fantastic movie. Just get it and jump around like Doc Brown discovering that his DeLorean can travel back in time! What did I tell you, 88 miles per hour!
1. Teens Like It Big 3 from Brazzers
Parts 4 or 5 could have also went here but I'll again just pick one from the series. The look is bright and colorful and the girls show up in regular clothes - you know, as if they were out shopping. We get those tight jeans and shorts and tank-tops etc. It starts out with two blonde girlies Jamie Lamore and Kylee Reese practicing deep throating moves with a banana (why not!) and then a dude walks in, gets them into blindfolds (naughty!) so he can teach them about a mystery banana. "What is it?" It turns out they sniff and lick and suck a little on his erection!!! "It's sooooo big!" All while blindfolded! Then they get laid. 2 girls on one guy style. They get all the great positions for fucking (on top of each other) and after it's over one girl says that she probably won't be able to ride her bike today. (Just like that time that April had her first anal scene and said forget it, I'm not going horseback riding today like I had planned.) Then Allyssa Hall gets embarrassed when some dude finds her extra long rubbery dildo. She finds his cock pretty quick then gets flipped over on the bed to reveal some nice red panties under her denim skirt. And gets fucked. Nice scene. Then Vanessa Leon practices dildo gulpin' with two girlie friends, then goes out to a truck to try deep throating a gear shift. (WTF?!!) She gets caught by some dude, they go inside, sucks and all the good fucking moves until a good healthy load gets sprayed on her face. Her girlfriends come in and say oh my goodness, did you just fuck that big cock? Zeina Heart - a fun little sweeter gets it on with her teacher and looks great in the reverse cowgirl position (don't they all?) as she rides this guy with everything her little petite body has to give!!! And finally Jackie Daniels overhears someone fucking next door - oh she's as cute and sweet as all hell here! Some dude comes in to give her the rod, she sucks it long time (cheeks bulging out) with her long pigtails getting pulled on and then gets her clothes removed and fucked. All the moves and positions plus a handstand piledriver. Ends with a load. To the face. And a smile. And there is a great bonus scene (another 30+ minutes) with Eden Adams - yum!
Whew. Man, I wrote all this slop?
Some other notable scenes include SinDee Jennings in Barely Legal P.O.V. 3 Amia Miley (she was Amia Moretti then) in New Chicks Cum First 10, Lexi Diamond in Teen Worship 4, Jenna Haze in The Brother Load, Tanner Mays in Too Small To Take It All, Amy Brooke in 18 and Vibrating, Jesse Jordan in Fresh Outta High School 18 and Kara Novak in Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy! 2 - it's the bonus scene. Hell, Kara in anything, any scene, is the greatest, best scene God has ever given man on the face of this earth! Same goes for Tori Black. And hey now, what ever happened to Jesse Jordan?
"Oh no! I probably won't be able to ride my bike!"
You sure won't!
Edited by - heynow on 1/16/2010 12:12:54 PM
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One last wrap up and shameless bump and then I will move on to 2010 someday.
Mistakes have been made, I've been told. The most glaring was that I called my favorite movie “Teens LOVE it Big” instead of the correct Teens Like it Big. I guess I love this movie that much. At least I didn't say that Teens Love it Bing which would really leave dudes scratching their heads. I've corrected the posts.
Other corrections:
I mixed this review up with my Chowhound Restaurant review. Boy, did those foodies shat themselves when I talked about a dripping red hot pussy lips instead of crispy beef cheeks in my restaurant review over there.
Oops. But would you really expect anything less?
What ever happened to hugging twats?
Enough!
Now, that's some good pooper talk, right?
Goodbye 2009 porn!
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