"My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13
Posted - Aug 24 2015 : 6:07AM
^ Because like everybody else I have my favourites that I look forward to more than the rest. Having such an expansive backlog means I have to be very picky .
When male talent is referred to as 'cocksmen', 'woodsmen' or 'sticksmen'. That is absolutely toe-curling.
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yesjulz Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 12 2015 : 8:11PM
- i hate men breathing sounds it makes me puke. - i hate unwilling men - i hate who doesn't put his cock all the way in women's vag/anus because i always want to hear hitting sounds. (manual ferrara, Ian Scott or erik everhard are worst about that i don't watch them) - i hate cross camera angles like this. stupid cameramans Edited by - seriousgigi on 9/12/2015 8:22:06 PM
Hate might be a strong word for this one, but: Male talents impatience during position changes. The whole pushing, pulling and dragging the girls is just annoying. Can it really be that hard to wait ten seconds for the girls to move?
Just my opinion, yours may vary....but girls sucking dildos, I mean what...the...fuck? At least if you are sucking a cock I can imagine it is my cock and enjoy it. But, I don't care how pretty your face is, watching you suck a blue dildo for five minutes does nothing for me. I understand sometimes you are using your spit to lube it up, but I don't need five minutes of that. I just want you to stick that thing up another girl's asshole, and soon! If it takes that much dildo sucking to get it slippery enough, just put some lube on it and hurry up and get it inside the other girl's butt so it will gape and you can get your tongue inside it! Again, just my opinion. That's just what I like, not really trying to criticize. I thank God all mighty for all our wonderful porn stars and for the work they do. I am also thankful for home editing software so we can edit the stuff to what we want. That way we are all happy.
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Ben Mockridge Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 23 2015 : 10:42AM
When a girl is deepthroating and the male squeezes her nose (i guess) to stop her breathing. I mean just why do that ? It seems unecessarily stupid and contrary to enabling the girls ability to give good deepthroat.
Luckily it dosen't happen that often but when there is a ffm scene and the 2 women don't actually get sexual with each other, just seems a waste and its annoying.
1. Actresses with too many tats 2. Actresses with too many piercings 3. Actresses who appear to be drunk or stoned 4. Patronizing male interviewers 6. Actresses sucking strap-ons 7. Dirty, disheveled, unshaven male actors 8. Pre-occupation with "gaping" 9. Actresses drinking cum out of a cup or saucer 10. Eastern European actresses with lots of moles 11. Choking 12. Bad boob jobs 13. Foreskins 14. Thick, fake porno fingernails 15. Glory holes 16. Specula 17. Anything in the potty 18. Razor burn, bumps and stubble around the cunt. 19. Dirty feet 20. Surprise trannies
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
"Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13
Posted - Sep 25 2015 : 10:09AM
I'm totally with you on this one. It annoys the hell outta me everytime I see it, it's a dick move, like "Dude, why the fuck do you have to do that?! It's tough enough for the girl that you're shoving your dick down her throat, why do you have to be a dick and hold her nose shut, too?!" I'm also in agreement on this one:Especially the second one-I hate when you're looking up at the action, makes me hit the "Fast-Forward" button everytime.
One man's trash can be the next man's treasure. 1187 Posts 1/04
Posted - Sep 27 2015 : 4:46AM
Some ladies leave panty hose on and it interferes with them getting their legs open. I was watching a FirstAnalQuest and the gal pulled them down but never lower than her knees which has to be one of he dumber things I'e scene in recent porn. Some gals with nice lovely natural tits keep their bras on. WTF?
Things that turn me off and make me turn the video off. Spitting. Gobs and gobs of spit constantly is the worst thing that happened to porn IMO. If people are into that, it should have it's own category by now. Prolapse. Why would i want to see the inside of your butt sitting on the outside of your butt ? Men. I don't want to see them or hear them. if he's hitting the hole good, the director should focus on the holes response and the womans face, not the man's thighs, and his moans. This is the main reason why i watch mostly lesbian sex these days. But please oh Please, Stop Spitting on and in each other.
I'm the same way there should be some type of warning Before excessive spitting took over the average scene, prolapse was the worst thing to witness for me. But spitting IMO is more of a turn off. Metal prong things, flesh fattening pumps, self fisting throat i can do without. Edited by - SgtSausage on 10/11/2015 4:10:33 PM Edited by - SgtSausage on 10/11/2015 4:13:44 PM
I can't stand spitting. Especially in the girl's mouth. That's an immediate scene skipper. Don't know why. I can tolerate ATM and all its variations, but spitting illicits a reaction of disgust in me. Go figure. I also can't stand when undue emphasis is given to the male performer. He's a prop. He's there to showcase the woman. But sometimes the director thinks I care, or sometimes the male showcases himself and that just makes me mad that he thinks anything that he does or says aside from fucking the woman well has any significance at all. Sean Michaels back in the day is probably the best example I can think of. The only guys that are mildly interesting are like Manuel Ferrara, Justin Slayer, because you can learn things sexually from them, and of course, Wesley Pipes who needs no explanation :)
I may have already said this but... shitty audio quality drives me insane. Last night I was watching a scene from the new Jay Sin release Anal Acrobats Part ? and the girls are carrying on this playful banter between each other and I can barely make out a word of it because the microphone was apparently placed in a different room or buried underneath the mattress. It's 2015 yet many professional porn studios have not yet unraveled the mysteries of basic audio recording.
When girls say: "fuck me in the shit hole, stick it in my poop hole, shit shit shit, go deep in my fart box" there should be no reference to shit or gaseous farts in an anal scene unless it's a scat movie. Sumphinaheet
I think I may have mentioned this, too. This bothers me most in features. It's really difficult to take a feature film seriously when the audio resembles an iphone recording on a windy beach.
^ Watching porn is an exercise in frustration insofar as the audio goes. One minute you can barely hear the dialogue - annoying for me as a fan of dirty talk - so you have to ramp up the volume. Next, someone starts fucking and the woman's screams are shaking plaster from the ceiling - turn volume down again. I swear to god I have to keep my free hand on the volume button when watching most porn. I mean, how am I supposed to watch this while the wife is in bed? I'd invest in some headphones if I didn't think one of these days I'd look up to see her standing in the doorway.
Oh - and nothing puts you off your stroke more than a DVD that suddenly decides to start skipping/freezing right at a juicy bit - as happened to me last night.
^^ I broke my headphones recently and haven't fixed/replaced them yet. So as to keep my activities oblivious to my neighbors, I have been keeping the volume as low as possible ... to the point where I can't even hear it.
"My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13
Posted - Oct 14 2015 : 1:20PM
Another thing that totally ruins my flow is when the guy just cannot seem to fuck the girl for more than 10-15 seconds at a time before pulling and teasing her or eating her pussy because otherwise he will pop early. It's like constantly getting stuck between 1st and 2nd gear and then stalling. I keep seeing these guys with my favourite girls lately too which is even more frustrating.
One thing that annoy me is, in cowgirl when the guy does all the work and has his hands all of the girls ass. Especially when a girl can ride dick good and has a nice ass, so annoying when she has a nice rhythm going and then the guy interrupts it. That's why I like pov, you get a lot less of that.
POV Bad audio Movies with no white balance, or washed out color Shallow focus Background music that doesn't match the mood Razor bumps Plastic surgery Cracked out female pornstars Bellies that have a bulge Shallow fucking male pornstars that coo Male pornstars that can't fuck fast Edited by - Moebius22 on 10/16/2015 2:21:01 PM
At the end of Jessica Bangkok's scene in 'Sperm Receptacles 5' when all the men give her a round of applause, Jessica says back to them "no, no, thank YOU!". I found that quite amusing. On a related point, such scenes sometimes show the cleanup afterwards. To me this kills the mood; leave this for the end credit roll or BTS.
Choking. I will not believe for one second that anyone actually enjoys being choked while having sex Meager cumshots that dribble out like the last little bit of shampoo in a bottle. If you can't unleash a nice load, you shouldn't be a porn actor. Period. Group sex scenes with an uneven number of men and women. Don't know why, I just don't like it.
Yeah, I don't like that either - anything that deposits you back in the real world with a thud. They need to wrap these scenes with lingering shots of the girl looking ecstatic/pissed/bemused/whatever, before closing in and fading. Not this " Hey look how cool this girl is with what we just did to her and aren't we all a great bunch of guys?" fucking bonhomie bullshit.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Oct 17 2015 : 7:05AM
I love it when the girl rubs herself during penetration, or the guy does it. Hot. I want to see the performers at least appearing to enjoy the sex, not another open-heart-surgery penetration shot.
You reminded me of Ashley Long on RLD 'Gang Bang 2'. At the end not only do all the guys give her a round of applause, Ashley then gets up and takes mock bows. And I reminded me of Alicia Rhodes in '7 The Hard Way 2'. Over the credits they play the clean up. Alicia has cum all over her face but the director tells her they've run out of towels; Alicia says back to him "We'll just have to use your tongue to lick it off". Those sexualy aggressive British women ...
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Oct 17 2015 : 7:24PM
^ Reminds me of a scene that was one of those terrible frat scenes where Gianna is having sex in front of a bunch of hooting frat boys and one of the guys was being particularly abusive in his comments while Gianna jerked the male performer off in her mouth. Then she turns around a spits the cum right in the guy's face. Everyone laughs at him as he walks out of the room cleaning his eyes out. Lesson: Don't Fuck with Gianna.
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
"Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13
Posted - Oct 18 2015 : 4:48AM
I couldn't disagree with you more on this one; particularly in Mason's blowbang movies, I've always enjoyed the round of applause and cheers from the guys that are shown at the end of the scene or in the "behind the scenes" footage. I also love the "post-drenching" conversations that she has with the girls when the action is over.
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Ben Mockridge Deactivated User
382 Posts 9/15
Posted - Oct 18 2015 : 5:22AM
I quite like the round of applause and after scene chat as it indicates a freindly fun set. It irks me when the girls hair is constantly getting in the way and either she or the guy have to be constantly pulling it out the way. A common re-occuring problem in GG scenes and also Face Fucking Inc. 7 with the fab Kitty Bella springs to mind until they final gave her a hair band for a great scene. Hair bands should be used more.
Yeah, but this is supposed to be the hating thread. TBH, I wouldn't go as far as saying I hate this practice. I just find it cringeworthy and it takes me out of the moment. I like my blow/gangbangs nasty to the conclusion and beyond. Unfortunately, pretty much every such scene I've watched has ended with the guys whooping and applauding. Still, that's Americans for you.
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Mojo Deactivated User
1223 Posts 9/03
Posted - Oct 18 2015 : 4:58PM
Cuckold Tats on women POV Piercings Bad tit jobs with visible scars Circus stunt sex positions Women looking at the camera instead of their partner Racist talk in IR Bald cunts (especially if the girl's also flat chested) Teenage scenes where they make the girl look and act like a kid (especially creepy if she's also bald down below and has no tits) Fake panting Edited by - Mojo on 10/18/2015 5:00:30 PM
^Cuckold and racist dirty talk are the two things I hate most in ir scenes, especially racist talk. Total turnoff for me. I'm also really hating all these butt implants and girls getting surgery on there faces now, some look really really really terrible. Edited by - bobmarblee on 10/18/2015 7:29:56 PM
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dr_anal Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 18 2015 : 7:35PM
Grown men using the word "cunt". It's because of immature assholes who use derogatory words like it that give the rest of us porn viewers a bad name. Grow up, guys.
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Mojo Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 18 2015 : 8:28PM
Really? Well, it's better than baby expressions like "pussy". Last time I looked those were cats.
Again, more an annoyance than outright hatred: just watched the trailer for Car Wash Girls 3 (Elegant Angel). I'm very much a fan of the car washing thing but why start with that tease then move the actual sex action indoors where there isn't a car or a bucket of soapy water in sight?? I wanna see the girl getting nailed on or at least near the car - that's the whole point of this fetish isn't it? Sorry EA - no sale.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Oct 19 2015 : 4:25PM
To state the obvious they move inside to avoid getting busted.
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Mojo Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 19 2015 : 5:26PM
Much like the whole point of "cuckold" is that it's the girl's husband/boyfriend watching, when we all know it's just some creepy stranger/member of staff.
I agree with many of you on the spitting into someone else's mouth. Does not turn me on at all. Main thing I don't like is the immense pressure fans put on the girls to do anal, interracial and DP scenes. Let them do what they want and if they choose not to do those type of scenes do not constantly criticize them. Same with the G/G performers. I am not a fan of G/G myself and I would love to see Kenna James or Shyla Jennings do guys but if they never do I will not think anything less of them. In some way I admire them more as they did not succumb to the pressure.
Eh?? There are gazillions of pornos shot outdoors. If you're on private property what's the problem? Stoney Curtis got this genre (cars and girls) right with Hot Bods & Tailpipe.
^ Yeah, but I think a lot of companies rent the houses they shoot at just for the day. It's likely they have some kind of agreement with the homeowners. And cars are typically parked in driveways, not fenced in backyards. Greater potential for lookie-loos.
^ Except the vast majority of US porn that I've seen filmed al fresco takes place at those massive isolated villas with (you'd think) ample parking space within the grounds. In any event, how come it's okay to have a girl in a bikini simulatedly masturbating in a public place but sex is a no-no?
The thing that makes me the most mad about porn is the 'comedy' in the industry. Sex is a fucking magnificent thing, and more specifically....porn is one of the greatest art forms in history so why do they have to constantly disrespect us as fans and insult our intelligence? No one wants to buy a dvd titled 'Cumbuckets'. The names of the films and the lack of seriousness is what makes it embarrassing for us as fans to say that we support the industry. Im not saying every movie should be sterile, squeaky clean, and boring like Passion HD or anything but stop with the fucking jokes. No one is watching porn to laugh, we're watching porn because we want to escape into a sexual fantasy or we want to watch people lose themselves in ecstasy and sexual energy. If the industry would take itself seriously then it would be respected and we'd all benefit from the art.
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Posted - Aug 24 2015 : 6:07AM
on the volume button when watching most porn. I mean, how am I supposed to watch this while the wife is in bed? I'd invest in some headphones if I didn't think one of these days I'd look up to see her standing in the doorway.
