If a woman shows up in gloves, fine. But they'd better come off before she starts touching the guy.
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killbillvol69  All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 |  Posted - May 12 2013 : 11:54AMIf a woman shows up in gloves, fine. But they'd better come off before she starts touching the guy. [Link] |
| prophetman13 Member 289 Posts 8/07 | Posted - May 12 2013 : 12:58PM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - May 12 2013 : 5:14PM [Link] |
| Corran7 Deactivated User 300 Posts 1/12 | Posted - May 13 2013 : 12:08AM Manuel Ferrera. The most overrated person in porn since Jenna Jameson. I don't really see why the girls like working with him. He tries to focus the attention on himself instead of the girl, he constantly talks over them in that annoying voice and he constantly slaps them. I'm sure he's a nice guy and all, but any scene he's in I skip no matter how much I like the girl. Billy Glide. Fuck the girl for 4 seconds, pull out and slap her with his cock for two minutes. Repeat. I actually fell asleep watching a scene with him in it. Any guy who moans louder than the woman and/or talks throughout constantly. Shut the fuck up and fuck. Mr. Pete. Enough said. Anything Robby D is associated with. [Link] |
| anthill_king Member Internet is made for porn 95 Posts 12/12 | Posted - May 13 2013 : 1:02AM Also women covering up their belly. I want to see everything, sexy, embarrassing, naked, whatever. That's why I'm watching porn. Edited by - anthill_king on 5/13/2013 1:04:59 AM [Link] |
| wedge1964 Member 10 Posts 6/13 | Posted - Jun 9 2013 : 11:21AM Also, I hate all the uncircumcised dicks in porn these days. I can't stand starting to watch a scene with a girl I really like just to see the guy is uncut. To me, a guy, it's just creepy. I stop watching as soon as I see it. [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Jul 20 2013 : 5:34PM [Link] |
| Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12 | Posted - Jul 20 2013 : 7:43PM [Link] |
| Daz1990 Member 84 Posts 5/13 | Posted - Jul 20 2013 : 10:00PM Slapping, Choking and Gagging. Cutting into different positions without seeing first penetration. Condoms. Tattoos. Fake Tits. Poor Camera angles or not enough close ups. Poor or fake cumshots. Guys struggling to keep it up. Censored pixelated scenes i.e. Some japanese titles. No cum shot at all. Poor lighting. See, I'm not hard to please :P [Link] |
| MorganKane Senior Member 6037 Posts 10/10 | Posted - Jul 20 2013 : 11:26PM -I won't name names, but male talents who spend far too much time talking, jerking off instead of fucking, choking, face slapping and shoving their hand into a girls mouth. How hard can it be to treat the girls nicely and then fuck their brains out? -Male talents constantly moving the girl around like she's some prop. -The endless amount of scenes that ends with the whole "guy pulls out, jerks off and cums on the girl". [Link] |
| jizzyjay Member 914 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Jul 21 2013 : 1:31AM Tattoos,Spitting.slapping,James Deen, Marc Davis, Shane Diesel,amatuer porn where guys think they're in a real porn movies and start doing all the porn cliche's. [Link] |
| goodguyny Deactivated User 13 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Jul 22 2013 : 4:32PM [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Jul 22 2013 : 6:58PM Should that be known as Perverse Cowgirl or something like that lol[Link] |
| pussxpuss New Member 5 Posts 6/13 | Posted - Jul 23 2013 : 5:21AM A scene is instantly ruined for me if anyone looks at the camera. I hate the lack of chemistry between actors. I hate the actors' lack of interest in each other. I hate the lack of body contact. Their genitals are touching, but that's about it. I hate that actors don't look at their partner's face to gauge their reaction. I hate that actors focus too much on body parts and not the person. I hate the lack of eye contact. I hate the lack of intimacy. Act, dammit. I hate that everyone's fully naked and exposed, like fish out of water. It feels kind of clinical. I hate how immediately they strip. I hate the lack of foreplay. I hate the lack of clothed grinding/dry humping/groping. I hate it when lesbians suck on dildos. If you're lubing it up, fine, but otherwise... Why? Nobody feels anything. It's dumb. I hate kissing that's so-for-show. I hate how infrequently they kiss. I hate that the dick doesn't go all the way in. I feel that it should be buried in there and I shouldn't be able to see it. I feel embarrassed when the dick falls out and they have to put it back in. I hate that blow jobs always precede penetration. For once, I want to see a guy just stick it in, especially if the girl has aroused him by showing off her ass. I hate that the dick is always already hard. I want to see it go from soft to hard. I hate that the guy is never wearing underwear. I hate when the guys are silent. Aren't guys supposed to like sex? I seriously couldn't tell. I hate it when the girl is moaning, but nothing is happening (aka guy's dick has fallen out). I hate when two girls are having a good time and a silent guy, who might as well be a dildo, joins in. I hate when they wear shoes on the bed. I hate when you can see the crew's shadow. I hate when you can hear the camera. I hate when you can hear a photographer and/or see camera flashes. I hate seeing a girl have her mouth spat into and then looking like she's thinking of what to do with it. I feel sad. In straight porn, I hate that the girl does all the work with no persuasion. She seduces, arouses, takes it, jacks the (usually anonymous) guy off and then lets him cum on her. What happened to playing hard to get? I hate seeing one position for too long. Nothing's haaaaapening. I hate when actors pull apart a girl's ass to show the camera. Thanks, Inspector Gadget. Edited by - pussxpuss on 7/23/2013 5:30:33 AM [Link] |
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| Quorrl Senior Member 2835 Posts 3/11 | Posted - Jul 23 2013 : 7:11AM [Link] |
| pjpjpj New Member 3 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Jul 25 2013 : 11:39AM [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Jul 25 2013 : 12:21PM |
| InstantClassic Senior Member What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10 | Posted - Jul 25 2013 : 1:53PM [Link] |
| michellec85 Member 140 Posts 5/12 | Posted - Jul 25 2013 : 2:29PM [Link] |
| Xioniet Member 263 Posts 1/10 | Posted - Jul 26 2013 : 1:49PM 2) Sh** camera operators who'll stay on a face or an ass for far too long - again, missing the best bits in a scene. 3) Bad edits. Like jumping to later on in the scene. Cutting the action just when it's getting good. 4) Again with bad edits. Cutting what could have been an hour long scene down to 18 minutes. Just because the guy editing the scene is some dork who likes to stick to the 19 minutes he set out for himself. It's like f*** the viewer. He doesn't matter. [Link] |
| Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12 | Posted - Sep 24 2013 : 5:53PM [Link] |
| Goldstein All-Star Member "You have sacrificed nothing and no one." 3689 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Sep 24 2013 : 7:36PM And, even if their girl/director/studio gives them what they asked for, but keep on bitching because it wasn't "IR" anal, gangbangs and double-vaginal/double-anal.  [Link] |
| RedWhite Member 33 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Sep 24 2013 : 7:57PM Reality college porn - "Yeeeaaaahhhh!!!" "Woooooooohhhh!!!" "Yeeeeaahhh baby!!!" Hearing this constantly in the background from drunk (or sober) students isn't sexy or a turn on. Excesssive dirty talk - "OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod." "Yeah, f*ck me like that!" (x10) When it's really loud and constant, it's a turn off for me, both in porn and real life. It's hot when it's the occasional comment here and there, but it completely loses its impact when the girl can't seem to stop talking through the scene. Jenna Presley, as beautiful as she was, was really annoying for this. Girls screaming - I don't mind fake moaning, but I hate when girls are practically screaming or making animalistic noises. It starts to sound like a women's tennis match. Men getting themselves off - When the man masturbates in order to cum over the girl. Get the girl to do it. Men licking out girls - Seeing the guy's face and his tongue sticking out isn't sexy for me. I almost always skip this part if it's in a scene. [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Sep 24 2013 : 8:49PM [Link] |
| Goldstein All-Star Member "You have sacrificed nothing and no one." 3689 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Sep 24 2013 : 9:21PM [Link] |
| Lord Lucifer Deactivated User Sins of the flesh 1378 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Sep 24 2013 : 9:29PM Jessica Bangkok [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Sep 25 2013 : 1:43AM [Link] |
| Lord Lucifer Deactivated User Sins of the flesh 1378 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Sep 25 2013 : 1:50AM Jessica Bangkok [Link] |
| TDTxx Member 682 Posts 12/11 | Posted - Sep 25 2013 : 2:00AM - male actors who ruin the scene by constantly talking(*coughWesleyPipescough*) - anal scenes gone wrong(chicks should NOT eat Taco Bell before shooting a scene lol ) [Link] |
| Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12 | Posted - Sep 26 2013 : 5:04PM [Link] |
| arhed Deactivated User 137 Posts 1/11 | Posted - Sep 26 2013 : 7:42PM Also I like anal, gaping is okay but when they try to push out the inside of the asshole  [Link] |
| Cloudburst Deactivated User 392 Posts 1/14 | Posted - Jan 30 2014 : 10:33AM Edited by - Cloudburst on 1/30/2014 10:42:13 AM [Link] |
| Cloudburst Deactivated User 392 Posts 1/14 | Posted - Jan 30 2014 : 10:41AM Besides that like you said he constantly mumbles annoying jibberish throughout a scene (why directors don't tell him to shut up is beyond me, the same thing for Mark Wood's annoying moaning). [Link] |
| TairyHesticles Member 809 Posts 6/13 | Posted - Jan 30 2014 : 11:45AM [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Jan 30 2014 : 2:14PM ...Oh, and [Link] |
| erik2690 Deactivated User 367 Posts 3/12 | Posted - Jan 30 2014 : 6:20PM [Link] |
| Quorrl Senior Member 2835 Posts 3/11 | Posted - Jan 30 2014 : 8:52PM ^ Although I agree with every word: this thread is IMHO not the place to discuss that. This here is the "I hate things" thread, and everyone has the right to be totally subjective in what he/she dislikes. Any discussing or arguing against that here is kinda pointless. It is only normal that things that are hated by some will be loved by others. Eg. Several posts here contradict other posts in this very thread. But here's where people should vent their frustration, and we all should let us/them do that and let it be for good. Weighing the pros and cons of something should happen in different topics. At least that's how I understand this thread. [Link] |
| Brummie Senior Member 3389 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 3:06AM I reckon the OP poster meant stuff like bad camera skills, certain genre, bad editing etc. Don't think he meant to single out bad performers in his opinion. My hate is the casting couch type of scenes where the girl is asked stupid questions before the naked guy comes in from the side. I'd rather see a plot based scene as in NA or Brazzers type of scene. Edited by - Brummie on 1/31/2014 3:07:38 AM [Link] |
| Cloudburst Deactivated User 392 Posts 1/14 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 6:26AM Edited by - Cloudburst on 1/31/2014 6:27:50 AM [Link] |
| Randy03 Deactivated User 121 Posts 11/13 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 8:19AM [Link] |
| astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 10:26AM “No man’s life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session” - Mark Twain [Link] |
| Ass Destroyer Deactivated User 147 Posts 1/14 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 11:34AM I also don't like girls that think it's cool to use a strap on a so called man aka confused sissy that's beyond weird and if a girl does that I'm not watching her porn EVER. Girl on girl porn can be good when its really hardcore but the pussy rubbing type of g/g just makes no sense to me I would expect a 7 year old just discovering sex to do that and when they fuck each other with strap-ons it just looks stupid and ineffective to me, it's a waste of time in my eyes, get a real dick to do the job properly. I also despise gay and tranny porn, if I had my way it would be banned. [Link] |
| bumblaster Senior Member 4881 Posts 4/12 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 1:10PM back to what I hate in porn: implants too much makeup the ridiculous notion that IR sex is exotic or taboo one and done performers (I understand why this happens but it is still annoying) parodies girls who avoid facials like the plague bad lighting fucking under water beautiful girls who are boring performers (i.e. they seem to get ahead just because of their looks) [Link] |
| Ass Destroyer Deactivated User 147 Posts 1/14 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 2:10PM LEARN TO ADHERE TO THE RULES YOU AGREED TO ABIDE BY WHEN YOU CREATED YOUR ACCOUNT. OR LEAVE. Edited by - Roads To Moscow on 2/1/2014 3:53:08 PM [Link] |
| LeeKingsboro Deactivated User Best For Business 526 Posts 11/13 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 2:28PM [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 4:36PM [Link] |
| LeeKingsboro Deactivated User Best For Business 526 Posts 11/13 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 4:46PM [Link] |
| Cloudburst Deactivated User 392 Posts 1/14 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 7:10PM What you said about Chanel Preston is exactly what I'm talking about. She has a nice ass but it's basically just an average sized female rear end. I have seen girls with even smaller asses than hers labeled as "big butts". Edited by - Cloudburst on 1/31/2014 7:12:05 PM [Link] |
| LeeKingsboro Deactivated User Best For Business 526 Posts 11/13 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 8:18PM [Link] |
| utopiaa Member 610 Posts 7/11 | Posted - Jan 31 2014 : 9:06PM [Link] |
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