^^ Agree. I'm fine with close-ups but when the shot gets held for so long it becomes a gynecological documentary that's when I lose interest. The occasional short close-up is fine but then the camera needs to pull back. The sexy part of the scene is the model's reactions to the sex, not a long, lingering close-up of the actual penetration.
Scenario driven scenes. I mean where the sex is just 5% of the scene and the rest of the 95% is the god awful acting following a god awful directing (where 10 minutes into a 55 minutes scene and it's still about the plot and the final 10 minutes conclude it) . I mean 99% of the scenes today...when did porn stopped being about sex and started being about these god awful scenarios? If i want bad scenarios, bad directing, i can go to the movie theater...
Edited by - eccentric_mike on 3/13/2020 7:13:03 PM
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louie arnouxs fugfactory Deactivated User
its tocksycology bibby and donna ever forged it 47 Posts 3/20
Posted - Mar 13 2020 : 7:22PM
I hate fugging trogs and togams
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Pr0nLover Deactivated User
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Posted - Mar 14 2020 : 12:30AM
Toys when there's a man in the scene. To me, a toy is a substitute for a dick. If there's a dick in the scene the toy is rendered superfluous.
^ Funnilly, I was just watching Melissa Lauren in 'Feeding Frenzy 5' yesterday. It started with all the men holding dildos, and Melissa sucking those. I actually didn't get the purpose of it.
Porn marketed as interracial. It's just people fucking. Don't like it. Also incest themed porn. Soooooo over it. There's soooo much. Again, it's just people fucking.
^ Same with men/women. It's just people fucking. Let's have dude on dude mixed in with everything. No more sexual orientation dictating the action.
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ThePornCritic Deactivated User
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Posted - Mar 14 2020 : 10:48AM
I really dislike foot fetish and when women take their shoes off. I try to avoid it when possible. Yet, nearly every scene in these days has foot fetish. It's beyond unreasonable at this point. Most pornstars don't have sex with their shoes on, and this sometimes lead to dirty feet. I certainly don't want to see dirty feet.
Most of today's porn is a turn-off. People doing all kinds of weird things, competing in athleticism more than in eroticism. Gangbangs, DAP, etc. Incest themes, etc.
Fake girl on girl ass licking. Some of these Legal Porno girls are so guilty of this...amongst others. The licker just licks around the asshole, or her tongue just hovers over the other girl's asshole, not actually making contact with the sweet delicious gape. My God, how could you not want to bury in those beautiful baby buttholes??
I can't think of anything I would rather do than lick a hot girl's inviting open asshole...other than cumming in it....
"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite 2346 Posts 12/17
Posted - Mar 15 2020 : 1:20AM
Is it really too much to ask in an interracial scene to have an African American man who has a good grasp of the English language and doesn't sound like he came from any random inner city ghetto the minute he opens his mouth? I was born in Boston for crying out loud and I have never spoken in ebonics or street talk as that's just not how I grew up. An outdated stereotype if ever there was one.
I share the same feelings as a black man. This is why I don't watch interracial porn. I don't relate to them at all.
Blacked.com has one scene with a nerdy black guy and the turned him a ghetto black guy to make him more appealing for the actress's fantasy of him. It was a total turn off.
I really don't want to come across as being critical of your viewpoint. This thread is 100% subjective and I get that. What you like I may detest and vice versa. But... I'm a bit of a porn collector and subscribe to multiple sites at any given time. I can't say that there is any objective evidence to support your position that 'nearly every scene in these days has foot fetish.' True foot fetish stuff is fairly rare and is usually only on sites that aim to serve that niche specifically. On the other hand, if you define 'foot fetish' as the model merely taking her shoes off then your definition of 'foot fetish' might be a wee bit broad.
That there isn't a bridge category between teen and milf. My idea, create a category called mature young woman/women for those in the late 20s-mid 30s range. Some women like Angela White(who's 35 now) have been able to be unaffected by this segregation and actually carve out a continuing career as a mature young woman but it should be a category on its own so that women who enter in at, say, 28 are not in a purgatorial casting zone.
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Face sitting is the Simon to pegging's Garfunkel 837 Posts 1/07
Posted - Mar 17 2020 : 5:53PM
Reverse Cowgirl
Performers not being paid royalties.
A mega rich asshole owning tube sites that show stolen content so that he can run other production companies out of business.
Not something I hate per se (I find it more goofy that hateful) is girls pretending to gag on obviously small dicks especially in more amateur-type porn.
Everyone has a gag threshold but c'mon, are you really trying to sell that you're gagging on four inches of pencil dick?!
In professional porn, girls that pretend to gag when they have two inches of (admittedly) big cock in their mouths is also annoying.
What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10
Posted - Mar 20 2020 : 10:36AM
^I'm with you. Often it is pretended that the girl is facing an impossible challenge. Frequently these guys have a size where no girl on this earth should have problems.
^ I watched a scene where Phoenix Marie and two other performers did a scene with an Asian nerd in the back of a shop, and as he was fucking them with his 3 incher, they were putting on fake orgasms like it was 10 inches.
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Pr0nLover Deactivated User
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Posted - Mar 20 2020 : 6:59PM
Exactly. I think that some of the mainstream companies have come a long way with transsexual stuff, but any male bisexual sex is strictly rendered as gay/bi porn and none of the mainstream companies touch it, which mean you don't see you favorite females. I would love it if just out of nowhere 2 dudes started getting it on in a regular mainstream video. Of course, that won't happen because too many straight guys have way too many hangups against it.
It's not about "hang ups". Straight guys just don't want to see two guys having sex or even being close to having sex. It is not homophobic or whatever. Ask a gay guy what they think about vaginas--they can't stand them. Does that make them Heterophobic? No. No more than a lesbian who doesn't want to have sex with a trans woman.
My list: - lack of chemistry (when you can easily tell that they just wanna go over it) - same positions over and over (it's not particularly per scene more as a trend) - limp penises (size over practicality bugs me) - overuse of surgeries, especially when the natural/original look was amazing - michaelbaying (when the angles are terrible and you miss the important stuff) - (almost) always choosing the same performers for similar scenes - it's a matter of preference I guess, but I hate when the scene is abusive, feels like more of a rape rather then a sex scene
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Ronald Deactivated User
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Posted - Mar 22 2020 : 11:01AM
poor lighting ruining a DP. DPP, DAP or TP. Directors use auxiliary lighting and have the ladies pull cheeks to the side if needed
^ agreed, It's not like we get to choose what things turn us on or off. Isn't that one of the arguments for LGBTQ acceptance in the first place? Just because I get turned off by anal doesn't mean it's a hang up. I didn't ever have a traumatic experience with it, I have no problem with it being done, It just doesn't do anything for me. Don't assume that people are anti-LGBTQ just because they don't get turned on by it. That being said, I was turned on by the scene with Natalie Mars and Kristen Scott. Guess I'm out of the closet now, oh well.
I hate bad blowjobs. Like these where the girl has no technique, just goes up and down fast and not even deep.
I hate when there is a cut after fucking and the next take is the end and the guy is just stroking a few times to finish. Like why don't they just fuck till he cums or let the girl finish him by blow or hand job or something.
I hate porn with the subject that "the guy is sooo big and the girl sooo tiny"
I hate when the camera lense has the fish eye effect.
I hate that many pornstars seem to have signed non flexible contracts that deny cooperations and crossovers that would be nice to see.
^^Yes, complete with the performers wearing masks. As if porn doesn't have a bad enough image already, now we got these idiots exploiting and mocking a horrible disease that has caused a world crisis.
^ As the media are making a lot of money of it, porn studios think they can too.
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Chinaski Deactivated User
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Posted - Mar 24 2020 : 4:29PM
1. Lip injections. It looks like two hot dogs on a girls face. A beautiful, normal looking young lady doesn't make herself look any better by looking like a duck
2. Girls rimming guys. That's just gross. I can't understand why anybody wants to watch a girl lick some guy's ass
3. How come in every orgy scene, there's one certain OTT actress, initials PM, who hogs the camera the entire time? I like orgies because the girls are genuinely fucking even when the camera isn't directly on them. Seeing the same actress in every shot kills it
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Chinaski Deactivated User
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Posted - Mar 24 2020 : 5:13PM
I hate when there's a guy jacking off for 3 minutes to cum and the girl's just sitting there with her mouth open. Just edit it down, how hard is that??
Unnecessary drama and comedy. Lack of creativity. They are not making serious porn (it shall feel real) all those stepmom and MILFS porn where actress is excited to fuck her own stepson or random guy... In real life it is rare close to 0% No seduction, bad acting as a mom, schoolgirl... Etc and so on
Fake asses! They look ridiculous Anal. I'm sorry fellas but that area is exit only! Fans bombarding a girl 2 seconds into the industry about when she's gonna do anal, DP and a 456 guy gangbang! Guys for fucks sake let a girl get a fan base 1st Male performers who think the scene is about them! Ya know constant moaning & groaning, leaving their stupid knee pads and Tim's on! You know who I'm talkin bout
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Pr0nLover Deactivated User
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Posted - Mar 27 2020 : 10:19PM
Sorry. I didn't mean to imply anything negative. Apologies to anyone who was offended by my choice of words.