Women calling men '''' DADDY ''''' , something wrong with that in my book................women going through the motions and just there for a payday .......... Need to see more women who LOVE performing in there scenes,,,,,women like Syren De Mer just loving what they are doing !
When a couple is envolved is passionate foreplay and the camera man is standing behind so all you see is the back of the head. Hate that! Or when I women is getting her breasts sucks and the camera pans away, and the next shot is getting her pussy licked. I say FOLLOW THE TONGUE I want to see that tongue flicking her nipples...add a shot of the face, but don't miss the action. I want to see that tongue slowly trace down her belly, probing the navel, licking the lower belly and lap at her lips...love that.
^^ I you'll allow me to generalize, I agree that excessive editing can ruin a scene. I was just watching a Porn Pros scene earlier with Avril Hall and Lexi Belle. The guy is laying on the bed texting on his phone and in come Avril and Lexi. The ladies are dressed in short shorts and tee shirts since the premise is they've been out skateboarding. Avril moves to straddle the guy's face and Lexi moves up between the guy's legs. My thought was 'Oh man, this'll be hot seeing them slowly get undressed!' And then BAM! There's an edit and everyone is naked. Completely, 100% naked. Fuck! Don't edit that out!!!!
Another example is a site called Fellucia Blow. I joined it a while back because I wanted to see some sensual blowjobs. It definitely has those but I find that there is waaaay too much editing. It looks like the editing is an attempt to keep the scenes artistic. I'd prefer much less editing.
^definitely hate rimming. Its almost becoming a turnoff when i "accidentally" see that a girl does rimming(on males). Id rather not hear it.
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Posted - Feb 21 2019 : 10:04AM
I hate how cartoonish some porn has gotten. With its over exaggerated facial expressions and even the fucking has sort of a slapstick feel to it. With the cheeky titles and situations.
Porn should be erotic and not made for laughs. I dont want my porn scenes to come-off as SNL Skits. And poorly acted ones at best. I miss straight forward eroticism.
Some scenes i have liked. Most make me cringe. Since im sure porn is made for both sexes to enjoy. And the male performers are mostly there for female viewing.
How is any woman supposed to get aroused by Keiran Lee if hes got one of those medical dog collar cone things on around his head in a scene? A lot of silliness with hardly any to zero erotic tension.
I dont mind the occasional comedy based scenes or parody. But when its almost every scene...PASS!!!
^This prompted a long held view of mine; there should be no comedy in porn. I hate film parodies etc. When I watch porn, I want to watch hardcore fucking and sucking involving beautiful, large-breasted women doing depraved things and having depraved things done to them. I don't want to laugh. I mean, these are pornstars, not comedians. The jokes and parodies are never funny anyway.
Totally hate overgrown patch of pubic hair like Carter Cruise and Adriana Chechik are sporting they kind of look like they escaped from a Turkish prison or are third year philosophy majors. A small landing stirp is okay if you must but those overgrown patches remind me of 1970's porn or the 1980's stuff from Europe. One of these days pubic lice are going to crawl out during a scene.
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Posted - Feb 23 2019 : 2:07PM
^ I prefer bushes...but not out of control like on the pussy lips. Above the the pussy is what I like...but yeah what you described is better than rimming. I would rather listen to Nickelback or Maroon 5 than watch rimming lol
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Posted - Feb 23 2019 : 11:40PM
^ What's your point? You quoted my comment and said nothing
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Posted - Feb 23 2019 : 11:53PM
^ He actually did say something, it's just that he typed it inside the quote box. He replied: "I actually DON'T like it above the pussy, Karlee Grey comes to mind when i think of this. I WANT to see it over the lips but i like hairy pussy anyway, so then there's that."
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Posted - Feb 24 2019 : 12:05AM
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Posted - Feb 24 2019 : 12:11AM
^ You just made the same mistake he did by typing inside the quote box. You should type a reply to a post you are quoting outside those "quote", "/quote" markers, that way your reply doesn't appear inside that white quote box.
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Posted - Feb 24 2019 : 12:20AM
^ I will get it right next time, thanks for letting me know. Now I learned two new things at least about the new forum design.
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Posted - Feb 24 2019 : 12:50AM
^ Even before the recent changes, this was a common mistake made by quite a few ADTers.
Anyways, in trying to get back on topic, I would say one thing I HATE in porn is fishnets on a girl. They're not appealing, only distracting, to me. What's worse is these full-body fishnet outfits. Vina Sky recently did a scene on Jules Jordan (Vina Sky - Asian Teen Slut Puppy) wearing a full-body fishnet, totally ruined the scene for me.
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Posted - Feb 24 2019 : 12:58AM
^ I don't like fishnets either especially when they get ripped out of the way and the girl keeps them on the whole scene even though they are about to fall off at some point. Another thing I hate is when girls just move their panties out of the way when they are having sex. A few minutes is fine but not for a full scene. Lacy Lennon has done it a few times in her recent scenes and it becomes an automatic pass for me if its like that the whole scene.
^ You have a point. This is why I'm not that interested in lesbian scenes as I used to be when I first discovered porn, and trust me when I first discovered lesbian porn I absolutely preferred that porn over B/G because I hated seeing dicks on camera early on (I had to get used to it) AND the idea of 2 or even 3 girls on camera getting together in a hardcore scene made me erect really hard AF. Jenna Sativa saved G/G porn for me cause otherwise it's been lackluster lately IMO.
Okay, I don't actually hate this but it does bug me. And this is more about porn sites and not the porn itself.
And don't take this as me beating up on Mike Adriano. He's been getting bruised on his own thread enough. Though I suspect that he could fix this if he wanted to.
I first joined Swallowed back in 2016. I've since joined it six times. I first joined True Anal over a year ago and have been a member three times. I recently joined Nympho for the first time since it's quite new.
For all three of those sites for EVERY time I've joined the biller has been Customercare.co. I haven't had any problems or concerns with them though they are a biller who has no self-serve cancellation page like CC Bill or Epoch. Cancelling with Customercare requires sending an email and waiting for a confirmation reply. As I said, I've never had a problem with this but it is far less convenient than using the self-serve pages on other websites.
But here's what bugs me: on Nympho, Swallowed and True Anal if you click the Customer Support button to get information on cancelling you are told that there are links to the billers at the bottom of the page. But those links are to Epoch and Segpay, not Customercare.co. Sure, it's no big deal to just go to the Customercare.co site but this is an easy fix. For someone new to subscribing to porn this could be seen as evidence of a scam and send them back to the tube sites.
This IS vital information. Maybe we should start a thread on the Tech page or something similar for issues with sites and billers. Presuming that would be allowed here, though I suspect it would be if it was factual and not false and inflammatory.
(I'm not sure if I can mention this here, but I have before and it wasn't flagged as an issue, there is review site called The Best Porn with an affiliated user-driven site called Porn Users. https://www.thebestporn.com/home.html TBP/PU is quite different from ADT so I don't think the sites could be seen as being in competition. Anyway, the user-driven part of the site, including the forum, has a lot of information on tons of sites. There is often really useful information on biller issues too. It might be worth having a look.)
Just to be clear on my comments on Customercare.co though. While I wish they had a self-serve cancellation page I have never had an issue cancelling with them. My memberships to Nympho and Swallowed are up for renewal in a few days so I sent an email last night looking to cancel both. When I checked a few hours ago there is a confirmation email in my inbox letting me know that my membership will be cancelled at the end of the billing period and I won't be rebilled.
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Posted - Feb 26 2019 : 10:47PM
On the subject of credit card billing processors, I HATE that EPOCH is not the one every porn site uses. EPOCH is by far the best in the business. I hate it now that I have to deal with "VXNBILL" instead of EPOCH when I purchase a Blacked/Tushy/Vixen membership.
^ The only minor quibble I have with your opinion is that I'd also accept CC Bill. I've joined some sketchy sites that I'd normally not join only because they billed through CC Bill or Epoch and knew my information was safe and cancelling would be easy.
Given that active porn buyers are about as rare as blue whales you'd think they'd make things easier for us...
These public meeting scenes are another turn off for me. Spontaneous sex between strangers almost NEVER happens, yet in porn it seems so effortless, that it's almost comical. Maybe if you looked like J-Mac or The Rock. But if that were happening in real life, porn would barely exist.
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Posted - Mar 1 2019 : 7:45AM
I hate those weird hook-shaped eye-brows.
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Posted - Mar 2 2019 : 6:08AM
ATM scenes where the guy pulls out of the girls asshole but before she puts the cock in her mouth she jerks it off a few times- the cock should go straight from her asshole to her mouth, no touching the cock in between.
Oh man that is so annoying. It's sadly way too common with those scenes. The greats like Sinn Sage, Abella Danger, and Lyra Law really know how to work their hips and it makes for a scorching scene. I'm not going to blast anyone by name, but there's a rather big name performer who has multiple strap movies and she like NEVER really does any thrusting or hip movement. I will never understand how performers who don't do that keep landing those kinds of scenes/movies.
Condoms - I get that it promotes safe sex to viewers, but it's meant to be a "fantasy" not reality, the performers are all tested (or at least should be!!!!!) so there should be no reason for condoms in a professional shoot
Incest and step-daughter scenes - I don't care if producers think it's a plot device, anyone who has sexual encounters in real life with their step-parent is likely a victim of sexual abuse!! Just because people were sexually abused in their childhood does not make it acceptable or right for them to repeat that behaviour in their own sexual encounters as adults. The last thing we need is the current generation of porn producing the next generation of sexual abusers who grow up to think "Well it happens in porn, so my step-daughter will suck my cock too!!"
18yr olds acting like children - are 18yr olds considered adults or kids?? How many times do we see an "18yr old" girl or guy getting "grounded" by their step-parent only for it to end in a sexual encounter? If you're an adult at 18, why would you get grounded?? If you're only an adult at 21, doesn't that mean the step-parent is a paedophile for having sex with someone who isn't an adult?
Fake creampies - if you're not going to have the guy really cum inside her, stop using what looks like PVA glue to pretend it's a creampie!!!! It looks shit!
Sexy outfits being wasted on a girl by shit photography/camera angles - why dress a girl up in a hot outfit of knee-high leather/PVC boots, tiny skirt showing her crotchless thong and a peek-a-boo top displaying her nipples for the world to see, and have the cameraman spend 15 minutes focusing in on her face/smile or her asshole???? If she's dressed in an outfit to tease the audience, at least spend 5 to 10 minutes showing a proper tease, focusing on the outfit as a whole and focusing on the various parts properly, rather than "Give us a twirl and we'll get you inside to fuck your face for twenty minutes!!"
Side note - producers really need to sort out their wardrobe requirements. If you can't show Hollister/Abercrombie/American Eagle/Levis jeans on camera, because those companies threaten to sue for using their logos/trademarks in your content, then simply specify in the casting notes for girls not to bring those outfits in their set wardrobe!!! It would be a lot easier than having a girl with a piece of white or black tape over the Hollister logo on the back of her jeans/shorts, when the rear pocket designs are so obvious!!!
So I'm looking at the just released Sloan/India HAM scene on Brazzers, and also the upcoming Jenna/Danni one. Although I've already complained about this, I'd just like to say again that I never thought it'd be so hard to find completely naked women in porn.
For fuck's sake, please take off the dress/skirt/bra/stockings/leggings/etc.
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Posted - Mar 10 2019 : 2:19PM
^ I totally agree with you! I hate so much when a girl keeps items of clothing on for an entire scene. Like they pull their bra underneath their boobs or lift their shirt above their boobs. No take it off! If I was the guy I would take it off of them. Moving panties out of the way is another bad one or keeping heels on. Stockings aren't terrible but I don't like when garter belts are worn.