Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:26AM
For fans unfamiliar with Penny Flame, I thought I'd do a running series on reviews of Penny scenes. She has done over 100 films (as an actor) and while you can search IAFD for reviews, why not just read them in this one compendium, eh?The Ass Hat thread doesn't offer these sorts of services, unfortunately.
Here's the first one:
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:26AM
Alien Love Stories from SmashJessica Jaymes and Penny Flame are flight attendants who don't do very much in a lesbian scene that could've been a little more exciting. Still Penny is hot and would probably give you a whiskey for free if you asked nicely.
Verdict: 2.5 Twat Waffles.
Edited by - ultrasiet2 on 7/25/2006 2:32:43 AM
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:30AM
Barely 18 17 Brett Rockman stopped from reading the paper by a whipped cream-seeking Penny. She mischeviously sprays some on him and licks it off.
Blowjob is not Penny's finest, but the titty fuck is cool! Sex is typical Penny brilliance! Cumshot is wayward. But Penny is pretty! Technical aspects aren't great though.
Verdict: 3 Twat Waffles.
Edited by - ultrasiet2 on 7/25/2006 2:35:39 AM
[Link] matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:36AM
Wow! 21 pages. When I left it was at page 11. Ultrasiet2, very impressive. Thankfully you took a break and other people posted on here to help you out. Hopefully, Penny comes back on here. It'll be interesting to see you and Penny on this thread at the same time. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:38AM
matchmaker wrote:
Wow! 21 pages. When I left it was at page 11. Ultrasiet2, very impressive. Thankfully you took a break and other people posted on here to help you out. Hopefully, Penny comes back on here. It'll be interesting to see you and Penny on this thread at the same time.
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Yes, that would be impressive. But she's avoiding me, which is fine.Remember Penny, American restraining orders don't work in Australia! Hah. No seriously, they don't. Hahah!
No, unseriously.
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:38AM
If this is the Penny Flame thread, where's the Penny Flame needle?[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:42AM
Gina Lynn's Top Notch Anal Bitches Great scene, except Penny doesn't do anal. So maybe the title is a misspelling and should be 'Top Notch Annual Bitches.' Which also makes little sense.
Teasing to start with, it moves indoors, Kurt Lockwood rims and eats her. RC, 69, RC again, PTM, Mish side, mish back, foot sucking, then facial loadblow. Penny is on form!
Verdict: 4 Twat Waffles!
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:43AM
I can take all the Ass Hats down!Penny is the best!
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:46AM
Here's my new Penny Flame chant suggestion!Actually, it's more a song...
I feel my wings have broken in your pussy I feel the trash talk unspoken inside
When they pull you under And I would give you anything you want Well all I wanted All my dreams have fallen down Crawling around Penny Flame me And two warm hands break right through me Penny Flame me I don't care how you do it Just Flame Flame Come on I've been waiting for you
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:46AM
second verse:I see the world has folded in your ass I feel the waves crash down inside
And they pull me under I would give you anything you want Well all I wanted And all my dreams have fallen down Crawling around Penny Flame me And two warm hands break right through me Penny Flame me I don't care how you do it Just Flame Flame Come on I've been waiting for you
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Third verse:And all my dreams are abused
Blazed and confused Penny Flame me And two warm hands break right through me Penny Flame me I don't care how you do it Just Flame me
I've made this whole world shine for Just Flame Flame Come on I'm still waiting for you
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:51AM
Here's another possibility - I call it 'Flame'Baby look at me And tell me what you see You ain't seen the best of pussy yet Give me time I'll make you forget the rest
I got more cock in me And you can set it free I can catch the jizz in my hands Don't you know who I am
Remember my name Flame
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:51AM
next verse:I'm gonna live forever I'm gonna learn how to fly High
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:52AM
I feel us cumming together People will see me and cry Flame [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:52AM
I'm gonna make it to heaven Light up the sky like a dame Flame![Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:53AM
I'm gonna suck cock forever Baby remember my name Remember Remember Remember Remember Remember Remember Remember Remember
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:53AM
Baby my pussy's tight Cause you can take it right You can shoot me straight to the top Give me cock and take all I've got to give[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:54AM
Baby I'll be tough Too much is not enough I'll grab your balls till they breaks Ooo I got what it takes[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:55AM
Flame I'm gonna fuck forever I'm gonna learn how to fly High [Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:55AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Flame
I'm gonna fuck forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly
High
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I feel us getting stoned together People will see me and cry Flame [Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:56AM
I'm blazed and confused and it's heaven And Roxy Jezel just came Flame[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:57AM
I'm gonna get stoned forever Baby remember my name Remember Remember Remember Remember Remember Remember Remember Remember
I'm Penny Flame
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 2:59AM
Flame I'm gonna fuck forever I'm gonna learn how to fly High Ass Hats wear asses on their heads People will see them and cry Lame!
Taryn's thread's going to heaven Won't even get listed on rame Flame!
I'm gonna fuck forever Baby remember my name
Flame! I'm gonna eat twat forever Waffles not ass hats will fly High
I feel it cumming together Snoop Dogg said Penny's so fly Flame
(fades out in last section above)
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:00AM
There we go. There's an effing chant for you muppets!Paying attention skronker?
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Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:01AM
Penny Flame needs to have a tribute band.[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:04AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
300 posts!
YEAH!
TIME TO CELEBRATE!
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326 posts!Yeah!
It's not 1076, but hey, it's pretty good.
The Human Torch would say ' Flame on!'
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:15AM
Penny, is it possible that Taryn has more friends than you?[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:15AM
How did you two meet anyway?[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:30AM
Dear Penny (yes, we're back to this again),Who is your favourite writer? Is it Dean Koontz?
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:31AM
Dear Penny,What is your view on conscription of hot 18-year old girls into porn.
Is this a good idea?
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:31AM
Dear Penny,If Jewel writes the words of her songs, who does the lyrics?
[Link] Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:42AM
Dude, slow down.You're gonna hurt yourself.
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:46AM
Redish wrote:
Dude, slow down.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
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Redish, this is a classic story of David vs Goliath.The Taryn Ass Hat Gremlins vs Little Ole Me and the very few Penny Flame fans contirbuting to this thread.
I know Americans root for the underdog to win. I know you do, because you are a fair and judicious people.
Help me help Penny overcome the odds and do what Joe Namath did back in Superbowl 3.
Help us beat the Ass Hats.
Please!
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:47AM
Has anyone ever told you Penny that you look a little like Greta Scachhi?[Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:48AM
PennytheFlamingFlame wrote:
blah blah blah, she doesn't need to post five times a day......
i bet she has different user names she posts by......
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I've tipped off the FBI about this.Watch them come down like a tonne of bricks!
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:49AM
Dear Penny,Are you a fan of the O.C.? Do you agree not enough dope is smoked on that show?
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:50AM
Penny,Do you see a BLAZED AND CONFUSED: SURVIVOR series happening, and who would be on the island.
My line-up would be - ten contestants.
1. Penny Flame
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:50AM
2. Ass Hat Thomas[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:50AM
3. Jenna Presley[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:53AM
5. Sasha Knox[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:53AM
7. Lindsay Meadows[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:54AM
What happened to 6?See, I told y'all some gremlins are stealing posts!
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:54AM
8. Haley Scott[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:54AM
9. Justine Ashley (as the token foreign guest star)[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:55AM
10. Sophia Lynnbecause she's in my avatar.
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:57AM
Now, before this gets moved to Polls I want to tell a brief story:I used to watch normal mainstream films before I found out about Penny flame. I was 330 pounds, 5'10", single, and no one wanted to know me.
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:58AM
Then I watched a Penny Flame film, I think it was GIRL'S NIGHT OUT. I all of a sudden grew to 6'3", dropped my weight to 240 pounds, got a girlfriend, and everyone thought I was cool.[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:58AM
I started quoting noises from Penny's scenes like 'Uuuuh, uuuh, fuck me harder!'[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:58AM
I became popular. Thanks to Penny.[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:58AM
Then a Taryn Thomas fan stole my girlfriend.[Link]