Penny Flame

Thank you for responding to some of my earlier questions. I still think a "bad" scene between you and Dani would have been legendary, but I understood your explanation.

Please, though, you need to get your website up. I think, just from some of the more recent posts in this thread, that you can see that you fans see much more in you than sex and beauty.

You've proven many times that you are one of the most beautiful women in the business and your sex is hot by an standard.

I consider myself your biggest fan, with respect to Daredevil, but are you going to argue with your Dr? I remember early on, when you were just doing G/G that, while I was floored by your looks, you did a BTS that was so great and funny and entertaining that I thought, "this is the hottest girl on the planet." You were so funny and so entertaining. I think whomever edited that BTS feature realized this too, because most of the other girls got close to no time and it was mostly you.

Later on, I remember a woman doing a BTS with you after you had done a scene. I honestly believe that even she was smitten with you. She followed you around with her camera asking questions and the followed you into a bathroom and continued to talk to you while you were showering. There was a mirror in there and I think she might have been asian, but I swear that I got the impression that she wanted to drop the camera and jump into the shower with you. And she's probably a straight girl! That's just some of the evidence of your supreme magnetism.

That's another reason you need to get your site up. Your fans will follow in droves. There is no one else in porn who could have a "comedy" section on their porn site where they could tell knock knock jokes and make faces and have that be getting as much traffic and postive feedback as the sex and nudity. You could just update the site with stories, told in the uniquely Penny style, and that would be enough for me to join.

You really should have your own show or network. The PF. Or PFFN (the Penny Flaming Flame Network) if you want to go with the ESPN model.

It would be better than the CW and the ratings couldn't be any worse.

I really do have a lot of good ideas for you, but I wouldn't feel comfortable posting them here. And if I'm just annoying you or coming off as a cloying fan, than I'd rather you ignore my e-mails than ignore and laugh at my posts (with everyone else).

I'm not interested in meeting a porn star or making a friend...I'm sure you have plenty. I just want to see you make the very most of your career, because, whether you truly recognize it or not, you are a completely unique entity in the world of porn or show business.

I've heard some of the bigger directors at the major studios talking about their barbie doll actors with giant tits and how they just have incredible talent and natural acting ability and laugh.

I don't blame them for selling people what they want, but YOU have the kind of talent that they speak about and you have a natural ability in front of the camera to entertain without a script as well. What they have pales by comparison.

And I'd like to see you reach whatever goals you desire or higher than you even believe are possible.

Thanks again for taking the time to respond and read my posts.

Edited by - Dr. McDreamy on 10/25/2006 10:27:51 PM

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No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy!

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Golden Gate bridge, huh? Were they shooting in the city, or on the Marin side?

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No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy!

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"Cheese and Crackers"
"Cheeseball"
"Tipping the Cow"

Way funny guy.

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FBB

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You said recently that you and Stephanie Swift did some project recently, but I forgot the details? Is it going to be in a movie? If so, which one? I'm a big fan of both of you.

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Ask your fans here or do a poll about your website.

I can honestly say that I've never signed up for a website for a particular porn performer (STAR in your case) before. There are a few where I came close, but the lust wasn't worth the fact that I felt the content wouldn't be worth the money.

You are Penny Flame! You knew that, right? You are not an ordinary in any way, in fact, you are the embodiment of someone who is extraordinary at whatever they choose to do. Your content isn't just about lots of sex and nudity. We love just hearing what you have to say...sober or stoned. Or do a cooking segment (not "baking", Penny); you could be the Rachel Ray of porn.

So, maybe do a bong hit, and do just a little spot where you talk about Penny Flame's Topic of the Day. Or you can let your fans send in ideas for topics.

You riff like nobody's business, which is why I seriously do hope you consider some kind of Penny TV section on your site, where you just do the kind of stuff that makes you the cream of the crop in your business in those behind the scenes features.

If Shane's World got you to do a scene or two, one B-B and one G-G maybe, and packaged that around all the outtakes they haven't used from all of their movies with you, it would sell like hotcakes. I am a very happy doctor (the Rx pad is helpful) but whenever the BTS features with you are over, I actually get sad.

What would be legendary would be a scene (non sex) where Penny Flame interviews Borat. I mean, that guy is incredibly funny and you are the only one who could probably hold their own with him. Pull out a boob and you might crack the guy.

This is Borat

I guess I'm a firm believer that Penny fans love you for so many reasons...you're spectacularly beautiful, you love sex, you're a comic genious (The Lucy of Porn), whip-smart, you seem like someone who really loves life, you can deal with Taryn's mood swings and even laugh when she gets urinated on, but who else has a fanbase, other than you, who really just looks forward to hearing the next thing that comes out of your their mouth? Especially when they aren't body parts and body fluids?

Daredevil has been a good fan to you and I don't step on toes, so maybe let us be your 1st 2 "beta" members? I don't mind paying. We can look at what you have and give you feedback and even help you with anything you might need, so that when you do finally get it up (pardon the pun), you don't feel like you're ripping anyone off.

Hope that you had a happy Halloween!

Edited by - Dr. McDreamy on 11/1/2006 3:15:41 AM

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Asking Penny, do you have any fav (one B on one G) scenes? Thanks.

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Nextly, it's NOT the new Australia. In fact, if Penny Flame is smart and looking for a great adventure, she should shoot a Blazed & Confused in Canberra, Australia's capital. Here's why:
(a) Although dope smoking isn't illegal, you can't get charged for it if you smoke in public - only have your stash confiscated
(b) There's lots of wide open spaces to have sex in
(c) The local residents of Canberra are wild and gagging for it in their own way
(d) Close to really picturesque places to get stoned and fuck
(e) It's a student town, and people are generally good-looking
(f) It's not THE SAME OLD FRIGGIN' CALIFORNIA WE SEE IN EVERY DAMN PORN VALLEY FILM
(g) You get to meet me, the lunatic Twat Waffle Worshipper who single-handedly tried to take this thread to No.1.

So how about it Flame Brulee?

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Taryn is having some kind of event in Tucson over Thanksgiving...are you going to be there? Is there any chance that I could get some "stuffing?"

Just get that website up already. Put up a video of yourself, not undressed, and do some of your comic stylings at least for your fans to see until the site does go up.

You can just give a big hello to everyone and let them know your site will be up soon and then maybe do 10 minutes of riffing about nothing, which is usually when you are at your funniest and then, here is where you totally impress all your fans, turn the camera around to your canvas and paint a portrait of you and me on our wedding day!!!

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When are you going to lead Casey Parker to Ganja Heaven?

She's due to make a hash decision.

Hah.

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You really do have the kind of fans who just want to see you and don't need an overload of XXX rated content.

Obviously, you'll need to have that kind of stuff, but how many people have fans that honestly would like to see you sleeping?

We know you snore and fart while you're sleeping, so we'll all get a kick out of teasing you about that.

And if, while asleep, you starting saying "McDreamy...McDreamy...McDreamy...must have McDreamy," you owe me a dinner.

PS-Why don't you read your myspace mail?

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New from Shane's World:

CASEY PARKER: THE REALLY STONED GIRL NEXT DOOR.

We got a call from a girl in Colorado saying she wanted to be a porn star. We shot a great two-disc set showing her maturation into a sex kitten. Then we introduced her to Penny Flame. Now, Shane's World presents Casey and Penny, five hung studs, a couple of blunts, and a very big bong.

'I've seen the afterlife,' said Penny, interviewed while hugging a giggling Casey, 'and you're all there. So you're DEAD TO ME! You hear me!'

'And and and,' said Casey, 'you're dead. Period. Because you're in the afterlife, hahahahaha.'

CASEY PARKER: THE REALLY STONED GIRL NEXT DOOR is actually a 2-DVD release, but if you flick the discs between your index finger and thumb back and forth really quickly, it looks like there's three of them.

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Sadly not a lot of porn watched while out there. I've missed Penny more than any other person I've never met.

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Don't blow Seattle though. That city hasn't won anything AT ALL. So if you blow every one of them, you're blowing hundred of thousands of PROVEN LOSERS.

Love yourself more. Blow someone from Oregon instead.

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What's an OUI anyway? And how did you save the life of a stranger? And are you thinking Canberra for a Blazed & Confused after my excellent and enticing pitch?

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Sorry, but Oakland doesn't look very good at all this year. I feel for you.

Go Seahawks!

Edited by - Twizted6 on 11/7/2006 2:23:25 AM

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Raiders problems, in order of importance:

1. Cast of "Blazed and Confused 2" would make more effective offensive line than incumbent players;
2. Offensive coordinator should be back baking muffins at the B&B;
3. Walter should still be holding clipboard;
4. Moss can't catch anymore;
5. Handling of Porter situation was stupid and self-defeating;
6. Trading Doug Gabriel, keeping Alvis Whitted was stupid.

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Pats keep the ball, Vinatieri kicks a FG, games goes to OT, Vinatieri kicks another FG, Patriots win and go on to win the Super Bowl!

Raiders go home!!!

But you'll always have your memories of the beatdown they put on the Vikings in 1977 (John Madden was the coach), the Eagles in 1981 (Jim Plunkett was the QB), and the Redskins in 1984 (Marcus Allen had on of the greatest runs in Super Bowl history).

Of course the 1984 Raiders were then playing in Los Angeles.

Hey, but the Athletics won 3 straight World Series Titles in 1972, 73, and 74, and they won you another one back in 1989 with the Bash Brothers helping you sweep the Giants. Of course, the earthquake kind of put a damper on that one.

Edited by - Dr. McDreamy on 11/7/2006 3:27:34 AM

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Personally, I'd like to see Mr Marcus in the Raiders' offensive line. He'd rock.

And trading Gabriel - man, was that a shocker. Only thing worse was Texans passing on Reggie.

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I just saw some pic's of you & Alex Sanders at sharingmywife.com. Do you know if this scene is availible on DVD? If so what would be the title? I tried iafd & there is no listing of such a scene.

Thanks

Clam

Edited by - clam digger on 11/7/2006 2:27:44 PM

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MM, what's been your Penny Flame highlight of the year? For me, it's that last scene in Blazed and Confused 1, although the second volume is one its way from Lasers Edge to my doorstep in Sydney any day now...

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(which was a sad-ass way to start a post earlier in this thread, and guaranteed you no response, but anyway)

I had this dream last night, and it made me laugh my way back to consciousness. The scenario is so wacky AND whacky I think it needs to be brought to life in the next movie you direct, because if it does, it will make both fans of yourself and Jenna Presley VERY HAPPY

If you're ready for this mad pitch, you tell me girl.

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PENNY RULEZ - WOOOOOO!

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Penny plans to spend a lot more time in Arizona and will eventually settle down in a nice home in Scottsdale with me and Taryn Thomas as her neighbors.

Penny will quit getting high cold turkey and become a vegan.

The three of us will have children together, 2 with Penny and 5 with Taryn (she is a breeder), and we will enter into the wonderful life of polygamy.

Penny will eventually start her own studio which will be bigger than Vivid and Taryn will be a stay at home mom to our 7 children, she'll quit drinking and smoking, and will spend a great deal of her time cleaning and cooking for Penny, myself, and the children.

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P.S. Penny it's cool your a big sports fan, in particular, a football fan. Don't feel too bad, at least your football team has won championships sort of recently. My team the lions haven't won in so long, the Super Bowl wasnt even invented yet. If it wasn't for the Red Wings, and Pistons winning some championships, and the Tigers surprisingly making it to the World Series this year, I'd be really depressed. One day before I die, the Lions will win the Super Bowl... I pray..

No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy!

Edited by - daredevil2025 on 11/9/2006 11:28:44 PM

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I thought you might want to read another review of your movie and I wasn't sure you would have seen this. Overall, it gets a lot of positive comments, but as I have mentioned, I do think you guys are SO CLOSE to just blowing the roof off when you tighten things up just a little bit more. Notice this reviewer also thinks Shane's World, especially with your titles, is very close to blowing old, stale porn away...which must make you feel good.

And, finally, what have I been telling you Penny? I am the world's ears and here is yet another reviewer who couldn't help but say that things would have been better with more of YOU.

We don't want you to work too hard, we love you, we love what you do, we love how funny and original you are, but the fact is you are so friggin' hot and entertaining, you set such high standards when you're on the screen...that your big time fans and even just regular reviewers like this one can't help but feel like things would be better if you were involved a bit more.

You're THAT good!! How cool is that for people to notice you and appreciate you so much? Way to go Penny!!

Keep getting reviews like this and I'll "consider" letting you adopt and making Taryn have all the babies.

Blazed and Confused 2 review

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