Shit in porn you don't understand (page 13)

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davebowman Member 294 Posts 6/09	Posted - Apr 28 2012 : 5:36AM No, I don't understand shit in porn. Save it for the toilet. [Link]
His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 28 2012 : 1:13PM DjBoutIt that shit was hilarious!! [Link]
cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02	Posted - Apr 28 2012 : 1:40PM DJboutit2 wrote: ... Click to expand you are really watching the wrong kind of porn i´d say Cube [Link]
jfarley Member 242 Posts 5/09	Posted - May 2 2012 : 8:26PM I don't understand how hoisting one leg over a guys shoulder is thought to make a woman more physically attractive or sexually inviting. Those sofa pillows that often get chucked out of the way, might serve better as props. [Link]

Hoya Deactivated User 338 Posts 2/12	Posted - May 16 2012 : 7:46PM Dudes. Very creepy. [Link]
angryassdrummer Member 559 Posts 3/11	Posted - May 16 2012 : 9:10PM Imaginative wrote: Gold Afternoon wrote: I am amazed that nobody mentioned outdoor porn. Outdoors, it seems the lighting is always problematic 90% of the time. It's often hard to see what's happening or it's easy to get distracted by the light brightening and then suddenly darkening because of clouds above. In addition, it's not hot when the actors have to shew away a fly. Click to expand +1. I've always hated outdoor scenes, and even worse, scenes where the action is happening in water (i.e. pool). [/quote I LOVE outdoor sex especially if its poolside or in water makes a change from a million scenes on a lounge or bed [Link]
freakdude28 Member 145 Posts 3/11	Posted - May 19 2012 : 12:46PM I just saw a seen where a girl was talking while cum was spraying her lips, but I couldn't understand what she was saying cuz the dude was grunting so loud. That pissed me off. [Link]
precum9898 Member 24 Posts 3/11	Posted - May 31 2012 : 5:52PM guys with TINY loads, yet grunting like they are shooting the biggest load ever recorded on camera. Dude, I cum more than that on my 3rd load of the day! [Link]
barfly Member 84 Posts 8/09	Posted - Jun 1 2012 : 9:02AM There are a few things I don't understand but am willing to entertain that that's just because I don't get it. However, I just got done watching All Internal 6. I would have recommended this movie roundly to all if it had been a silent film. It looks great, the women are beautiful and willing, the energy is fantastic. BUT...I just can't deal with the director's audible input which seems to be, essentially, to sternly remind the girls to keep doing what they're doing, with a faintly malevolent east-European accent. Directors' voices shouldn't be heard, in my view. Fantasy - what there was of one - destroyed. -B [Link]
barfly Member 84 Posts 8/09	Posted - Jun 1 2012 : 9:03AM Also, men wearing nothing but sunglasses. [Link]
10000 days Deactivated User Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 1 2012 : 11:25AM I don't understand why porn chicks in 2012 still scream like banshees through the whole scene. [Link]
ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03	Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 9:22PM Dudes in Brazilian porn who are naked but only have a backwards baseball cap on. Hey man, you're fucking some of the most beautiful women in the world. So what if you're bald? Bald dudes fucking pornstars >> bald dudes not fucking pornstars. Your cool points are already through the roof by proxy of a naked pornstar, so get some confidence and lose the lame hat. Blah. Edited for spelling. Edited by - chodemasterj on 6/6/2012 9:23:27 PM [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 9:26PM ^There was a rumor going about that Max Hardcore kept a turtle under his hat,ok i just made that up lol. [Link]
ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03	Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 10:42PM ^ [Link]

chessmaster Member 768 Posts 6/12	Posted - Jun 8 2012 : 3:42AM a whole list of things. 1.anal 2.dp 3.fetishes(not role-playing. the NASTY shit) 4.bukkake 5.gangbang 6.gaping and analingus 7.strap ons i like ass but asshole is kinda revolting( my opinion obviously). [Link]
Allbusiness Deactivated User THE CLOTHED COLOSSUS!! RULER OF FEMALE FLESH!!! 296 Posts 3/12	Posted - Jun 8 2012 : 4:03AM [1]ANAL SEX!!! To me the woman dont look like they are having orgasms. Whats so damn sexy about looking like you have to take a giant shit. So by all counts the mans cock resembles a flesh toned turd. Why do that when an inch or two over is the beautiful pink mosaic known as..THE VAGINA!!!!! [2]Focusing on the same act/Position for long periods of time. We like different position change-ups etc.. [3]Women who dont take it all off during sex. Something like wearing a bra with the tits pulled out and hanging over. Girls who leave their panties hanging from one ankle. Shirts/dresses hanging around their waists like belts. Also shoes & socks. High heels i dont mind. Sometimes thats kinda hot. But sneakers and socks are a big no-no. They ruin the flow of the female form. [4]Porn sites whos pictures and videos dont match. Im sure you have had problems with this as well. You love what you see in-the-pics. You click onto it. And the video doesnt show whats in the pics. Or vice versa. [5]Fucking machines etc. Use the flesh and blood real thing people.As in with another living/breathing human being. Theres a little bit of deeper connection with it. And it takes out the organic beauty of sex. Edited by - Allbusiness on 6/8/2012 4:07:12 AM [Link]
boner Member 70 Posts 1/11	Posted - Jun 8 2012 : 8:51AM synchronized anything. [Link]
dalars Member 74 Posts 11/10	Posted - Jun 8 2012 : 11:45AM chessmaster wrote: a whole list of things. 1.anal 2.dp 3.fetishes(not role-playing. the NASTY shit) 4.bukkake 5.gangbang 6.gaping and analingus 7.strap ons i like ass but asshole is kinda revolting( my opinion obviously). Click to expand Do I have a series for YOU. Buttman focused is edited in such a way that you see no gapes, just ass. I describe it here: https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/buttman-focused-is-a-new-format-for-porn#post [Link]
samus88 Member Rubik's ass 105 Posts 5/10	Posted - Jun 8 2012 : 1:34PM Wow... some of the complaints on this thread make me wonder, what the boring fuck kind of porn do you watch??? [Link]
DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09	Posted - Jun 8 2012 : 9:49PM samus88 wrote: Wow... some of the complaints on this thread make me wonder, what the boring fuck kind of porn do you watch??? Click to expand I totally agree they like watching 2 people who are not really into sex trying to make a baby [Link]
Hodel Deactivated User 462 Posts 12/11	Posted - Jun 8 2012 : 9:53PM dalars wrote: chessmaster wrote: a whole list of things. 1.anal 2.dp 3.fetishes(not role-playing. the NASTY shit) 4.bukkake 5.gangbang 6.gaping and analingus 7.strap ons i like ass but asshole is kinda revolting( my opinion obviously). Click to expand Do I have a series for YOU. Buttman focused is edited in such a way that you see no gapes, just ass. I describe it here: https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/buttman-focused-is-a-new-format-for-porn#post Click to expand You just lost 10 sales for everyone you gained. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 8 2012 : 10:10PM stinkfist wrote: ^There was a rumor going about that Max Hardcore kept a turtle under his hat,ok i just made that up lol. Click to expand That's some inspired shit right there! [Link]
jm6d Member 417 Posts 2/11	Posted - Sep 26 2012 : 7:28PM Why so many women in porn start fucking with their panties pushed to the side instead of removed or destroyed? Is this some kind of panty fetish I'm not a aware of? Edited by - jm6d on 9/26/2012 7:29:28 PM [Link]
bedfordinho Member Champagne Super Nova 998 Posts 11/08	Posted - Sep 26 2012 : 7:41PM Alexis Ford has a dp scene coming out for Jules Jordon soon..... which would usually excite me but both guys are wearing masks.... wtf!!! This isn't Lone Ranger!!! [Link]

Katvena Member Rocco & Nacho are the KINGS OF HARDCORE and yes I am a Red Blooded WOMAN 402 Posts 8/12	Posted - Sep 27 2012 : 3:05AM Fake sex [Link]
maturelover Member 216 Posts 7/12	Posted - Sep 27 2012 : 6:21AM Rectal prolapse over all. Simply disgusting. Creampies. And i don't find great appeal in dp's (usually what you see is the hairy ass of a guy) and i don't understand the fixation for close ups. Another thing, ten years ago it was rare to see a girl with a tattoo. Today is rare to see a girl withouth a tattoo. [Link]
Sexy Sadie All-Star Member I came to turn on everyone 978 Posts 6/10	Posted - Sep 27 2012 : 4:12PM ^ I think tattoos qualify as shit in life I don't understand, although I'm more talking about acres of ink rather specifically sited personally meaningful iconography. 'Body Art' detracts from the art of the body. Shit in porn I don't understand is gagging. Why would you want to do it and why would you want to watch it? [Link]
Perv Griffin Member 75 Posts 8/12	Posted - Sep 27 2012 : 11:37PM Ass to Mouth...really? Ejaculating into a glass and then having the woman drink it....Look, swallow the nut...I don't need a middleman Double Vag....nothing makes me rock hard then the thought of a man's penis rubbing up against mine.....not that there is anything wrong with that. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Sep 28 2012 : 10:40AM jm6d wrote: Why so many women in porn start fucking with their panties pushed to the side instead of removed or destroyed? Is this some kind of panty fetish I'm not a aware of? Edited by - jm6d on 9/26/2012 7:29:28 PM Click to expand Like set on fire then beaten to death with a hammer? :) [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Sep 28 2012 : 11:28AM I don't understand why sometimes a scene can be going along pretty nicely until the fucking starts and then everything just flies apart. Any chemistry the participants had going up to that point just completely vanishes and everything seems to get crammed into this template that the fucking part of every porn scene simply must fit into. Up to this point, there can be interesting dialogue, unique, interesting angles. Hell, even the blowjobs can be sexy and cool. But as soon as a dick goes into a pussy or an ass, you might as well skip to the cumshot because that's the only thing that's worth a damn in most porn scenes. Now, obviously, there are exceptions. Sometimes things are unexpectedly hot. I've just seen way too much cookie cutter porn, I guess. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Sep 28 2012 : 12:22PM Close up's of a guy with facial hair eating out a girl when he has got a chin like a 15 year old's armpit. [Link]
eccentric_mike Member 713 Posts 11/11	Posted - Sep 28 2012 : 12:53PM Belladonna's Girl Train #2. All scenes that include a double-dildo has the girls using condoms on both ends before they insert it anywhere... In the same movie the girls insert fingers in both pussy/ass without using... let's say gloves. If they are trying to teach us something, i fail to understand it. What in the world?!?!? Edited by - eccentric_mike on 9/28/2012 12:53:49 PM [Link]
ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Sep 29 2012 : 4:03PM I consider myself a strong-minded individual, but I must admit that porn has won me over on the tattoos. I actually don't mind them at all anymore. In fact, in some cases they are a positive. This is a 180 degree conversion on my part. But they'll never win me over on implants. [Link]
bonobo6 Member 15 Posts 4/12	Posted - Sep 29 2012 : 4:11PM What happened to originality? Thousands of hours of the same shit. [Link]

bellend Deactivated User 570 Posts 9/09	Posted - Sep 29 2012 : 4:34PM Dyed blondes. Fake breasts. Skinny bodies. (male and female) Anal sex. Blowjob only movies. Lesbians. [Link]
ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Sep 29 2012 : 8:09PM ^^^^ hmmm....not sure about this one. Given the choice between two blondes, would you rather be with the natural blonde with a so/so face, or the brunette with a gorgeous face that gets her blondness from a bottle? Edited by - ControlFreak on 9/29/2012 8:10:07 PM [Link]
bellend Deactivated User 570 Posts 9/09	Posted - Sep 29 2012 : 10:51PM ^ I'm happier with natural women. Edited by - bellend on 9/29/2012 10:51:58 PM [Link]
KAMTHAGREAT Member 122 Posts 2/09	Posted - Sep 29 2012 : 11:26PM Gang Bangs...like why does a scene need 4 or 5 guys & 1 chick Elegant Angel only giving Jada Stevens & Kelly Divine 1 b/g scene why Bangbros camera dudes wont shut the hell up Scenes being 30-40 minutes of talking...20 minutes or less of sex girls selling used panties to guys why Kelly Madison wants to be in the scene, I know its her husband, but I want to see the other girl not her Brazzers whole hot & mean website...not of those scenes are good Why was all those damn parody movies popular How you dedicate an entire movie to tit fucking? Edited by - KAMTHAGREAT on 9/29/2012 11:39:59 PM [Link]
jm6d Member 417 Posts 2/11	Posted - Oct 6 2012 : 12:32PM Condoms. Sure, safe sex is good, but on video condoms definitely is off-turning. I'll much rather read about sex than seeing such videos. But, as safe sex is good, why doesn't the industry or at least some company endorse safety by saying: We only film stable and married couples? Sure, gangbangs would be gone, but even if they sometimes are great, especially one man and many women (kneeling in a row, waiting for the cock in the ass (Sure I'm a bit of a perv, why would I be here otherwise?)), I think the loss of them would be compensated by the loss of condoms. Porn is as best when it looses all inhibition, when you get the feeling that anything could happen. Sorry, but condoms for me negates all of that. Earlier I noted panties pulled aside. In one way this is even worse than condoms as they are absolutely useless. Anyhow, how many of the actresses uses panties normally? I saw film with Amelia Jane Rutherford, bondage and spanking star, where she in an interview segment stated that she only wore panties when filming and never private. In spanking films, however, panties pulled down are a natural part of the story, in sex films panties pulled aside instead of removed hardly are meaningfull. [Link]
slyloki Member I don't exist when you don't see me.. 22 Posts 8/12	Posted - Oct 7 2012 : 2:43AM RandomPrecision wrote: I don't know. Just a guess. I'm sure there are some straight men in porn. And there are probably even a few straight guys who can do everything they need to be able to do. And then, obviously, they're probably not gonna love every woman they get paired up with. I just don't see an average guy who loves fucking women lasting half an hour (or longer) and shooting his load on cue. Maybe a once in a lifetime performance for an average guy would go that way. Could he do it every day? Click to expand Very easy with practice.. Much practice.. It's understanding that the best bit of sex (for a male) isn't the orgasm, it's the minutes leading up to the orgasm.. Then finding ways to extend those minutes.. [Link]
slyloki Member I don't exist when you don't see me.. 22 Posts 8/12	Posted - Oct 7 2012 : 4:20AM MissToriBlack wrote: Ida Lupino wrote: Gore Gore Girl wrote: ^ Perhaps he was referring to himself...? My #1 thing I just don't get is why movies are so resistant to simply acknowledging, or even working toward, a female orgasm. I watched a movie last night (Tori Black is Pretty Filthy) where the girls announced they were going to cum in several different scenes - is it so hard for movies to include this kind of thing? Why isn't it more prevalent? Click to expand Because they know that we know that it is 100% fake? Click to expand um, that's an extreme generalization. please refrain from assuming that my movies are full of my fake orgasms because some girls in porn fake it. Tori Black is Pretty Filthy is a movie filled with my released fantasies and i won't let anyone take that away from me. it was one of the most profound experiences in my life and NOTHING about it was fake. so take your generalizations elsewhere. thanks. miss b. Click to expand Sorry miss b, I actually read that to mean that the (your) movie he was using as an example, is one where it (female orgasm) DOES happen, I think he pretty much said he wants more of this.. I'm happy to show him some if you're happy to receive them! ;P [Link]
slyloki Member I don't exist when you don't see me.. 22 Posts 8/12	Posted - Oct 7 2012 : 5:00AM RandomPrecision wrote: redhead wrote: Gore Gore Girl wrote: Is the pop shot really still the be-all and end-all of a scene? Click to expand I hope not. I enjoy watching a good cum shot but it feels like every movie I watch ends in the same predictable way. Mix it up a little!! Click to expand I wish I could agree but I often find myself just skipping straight to the cumshot when I can see that a scene is just gonna be a tangled mess of pointless motion with no heat. Often, the cumshot is the only thing in a scene that's worth seeing (for those of us who get off on them). It's not that there aren't other possibilities. It's just that the cumshot (Assuming they have a hot, willing female and a guy who can aim and reliably shoot a good load) is pretty much impossible to fuck up. If I don't get anything else out of a scene, I'm generally fairly happy with a good pop. I think 80% of porn would be completely useless without the cumshot (As sad as it is). I think it's a valid complaint that every scene ends the same way but there are a bazillion other things in most scenes that I'd complain about before I'd go near complaining about the cumshot. Edited by - randomprecision on 10/17/2009 2:38:26 PM Click to expand I firstly appologise for this post and my previous few, I didn't realise I was relpying to 3 year old messages.. Yes, a good scene has a good cumshot, and to me, a guy yanking his chain for 2 minutes at the end of a good scene to me is like, well why was the chick there?! I don't watch porn to see a guy wanking himself, I watch it to see a girl get him off.. (well that and big bouncy boobs) Too often you see a guy slapping the girls hand away and 'taking charge' well sorry mate, I don't want to see you have a wank.. (skip to next scene) So the general feeling I get is that either the girl really ain't that good at what she does.. last thing you want to think in a fantasy, or that the dude isn't really into chicks and is just there for the money, lets get it over with attitude.. another last thing.. Producers etc, I do not want to see a guy wanking for 30 to 60 seconds and cum, I would much rather watch the chick play with his bits for 5 mins and spray the cum where she wants it to be.. And if a chick can't make a guy cum with a bit of hand and mouth action in 5 minutes, he should go serve burgers at maccas.. [Link]
slyloki Member I don't exist when you don't see me.. 22 Posts 8/12	Posted - Oct 7 2012 : 7:01AM DJboutit2 wrote: Black guys in porn I am not being racist here they just act so lame in porn talking to much make weird faces & throwing gang sings to the camera their overall performance is sub par for porn. Only reason black guys are used in porn as much as they are they have 8 to 14 inch dicks <snip da shit> Girls smoking like 1min or less before suck dick this is so gross Guy cumming on food then the girl eats it Guys cumming the in the girls mouth then the girl whips out a toothbrush and starts brushing her teeth this is kinda funny Edited by - DJboutit2 on 4/28/2012 5:04:46 AM Edited by - DJboutit2 on 4/28/2012 3:14:57 PM Click to expand I don't get people watching porn they don't like and then complain about it.. (Judging by your list you watch way too much) If you just want to watch in out in out sex there's plenty of that, or perhaps you can wank while watching the second hand on your clock go round.. <yawn> But yes you're right, smoking just before a blowjob?! What is she thinking?! He'll get penile cancer and his dick will drop off!!! And here's me fantasising about a chick blowing me while smoking.. Different strokes is still better than one stroke.. [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Sep 15 2016 : 10:41PM I also love when girls have taped Xs on their nipples! I have started a thread and if you guys can recommend scenes in that thread please do? THREAD: Girls with taped Xs on their nipples? realtip wrote: Stuff Mentioned in This Thread that I Do Like: -When girls have taped Xs on their nipples (It looks so naughty) Click to expand Ibrox wrote: First, Things In This This Thread That I Absolutely Fucking Love ---When girls have taped Xs on their nipples. (Think of all those pirate stories when we were kids. Remember how the maps always had the spot with the Treasure marked with an "X"?) Click to expand jrsl76 wrote: I like the x thing though. Click to expand wraithlead wrote: i kinda think a nice lookin girl with those taped on Xs looks really hot to me. Click to expand Edited by - draghixafan on 9/15/2016 10:52:37 PM [Link]
Soprocu Member 45 Posts 9/16	Posted - Sep 16 2016 : 9:19AM why can´t we see more black girls on sites like Brazzers? [Link]
pat362 Senior Member 10083 Posts 3/10	Posted - Sep 16 2016 : 9:04PM ^The better question is why so few black women in porn in general. [Link]
SP_Love Senior Member "Freaky Deakies Need Love Too" 1181 Posts 2/11	Posted - Sep 16 2016 : 9:45PM ^ It's simple really. Young Caucasian girls sell more dvds and website subscriptions. The market has spoken with their wallets and credit cards. The majority of porn fans want to see white dudes fucking white chicks. I'm in the minority. "Twist Your Head Around; It's All Around You" [Link]
Soprocu Member 45 Posts 9/16	Posted - Sep 17 2016 : 6:35AM Sad, but it´s completely true, 90% what we see today on the sites, are white guys fucking white girls,teens,Milfs and so on. I'm not saying that they are racist and start a racial discussion over this , but sometimes in 20 or 30 videos only 1 or 2 are with a black girl, and that girl it´s the same girl they used in the previous videos. Like Brittney White for example, they use her so often, i'm starting to get bored. I like her,but all her scenes looks like copy paste from the first one. [Link]
pat362 Senior Member 10083 Posts 3/10	Posted - Sep 17 2016 : 3:11PM ^&^^ I'm not necessarily disagreeing with you but don't you think it's impossible to compare black performers with white performers. Especially today when the total number of black women in porn is so small. Part of the reasons why white women sell more dvd than their black counterpart is that there are so many more white women doing porn and therefore the total number of movies starring at least one black women is almost negligible when compared to just white performers. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Sep 17 2016 : 3:38PM Attitudes in community, like people watching free porn and won't have a clue about what's really going on nevertheless being convinced for a lifetime this is shit they don't need spending money one because quality doesn't really excist. Other people having the crusade against porn going because of some insane thinking that this is an industry taking advantage of females. So this is more of a thing called shit outside of porn I don't fucking understand, but it's about things in porn not being adressed 100% to the fucked up parts of community. Twitter should really become some medicine to kinda cure this mental disease by showing off good vs bad shit. But problem is that the average Joe and Joanna ain't much on twitter these days, and if they are, they won't take the cure. Edited by - Dragon Sign on 9/17/2016 3:39:49 PM [Link]