Reviewers Recommend Big Wet Asses 34 - review by Captain Jack Director: Pat Myne Starring: Vince Karter, Zac Wild, Summer Vixen, Lilith Grace, River Lynn, Victor Ray, Tessa Thomas, Jay Romero. Read review
No matter what size the tits are....play with them.... 732 Posts 12/08
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 7:43PM
When you are watching a movie with the word tits in the title, the camera does a close-up on a dick going in and out in and out etc. But meanwhile you can hear lots of tit play going on, she's going yes! yes! squeeze them, ooooah! jiggle them, ooooah! slap them oo-oo-ahhh and you cant fucking see what's going on. That really pisses me off. Why did I buy a tit movie and all I see is close-up fucking.
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the unknown pervert Deactivated User
I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 7:50PM
AVN having an award for best all-sex video and then having another award for best high-end all-sex video. What the hell is a high-end all-sex video? Do the performers get nosebleeds? Do they need oxygen masks? When I think high-end I think of Rolex or Ferrari. There is no company in porn today anywhere close to that level. Even the best ones don't rate more than Acura or Volvo.
When the guys are more vocal than the girls in scenes,i love to hear the moans and groans of a sexual woman as she gets fucked really hard and nasty..not some guy moaning over the top of her.
I readily admit that I don't watch a lot of porn but seriously, this can't still be happening. Are there actually recent releases from companies that cut to the guys face? This is an old school editing trick to cover up the fact that the guy had to jack off for an hour before cumming, among other reasons. The cut to the contorted meat puppet face enabled the editor to trash the remaining 59 minutes of chicken choking and cut back to the girl getting pelted with man milk.
^The cut to the gurning porn stud's sweaty face is still a common porn feature. One that nobody seems to like, and a lot of people find hard to tolerate. You sometimes get those unnecessary shots of the guy in the middle of the action too, as if we need to be shown that the guy's getting off. If a cut's necessary then cutting to a wider shot showing both performers seems like a much better option. Close-ups of the girl are one thing, but I don't think many porn fans ever want to see the guy filling their screen.
Haze, I mentioned it before in this thread but it looks like I'm going to have to mention it again: coming to a website where many of the members make their money by selling porn, and then talking about how you get it for free without permission, is tacky and insensitive at the very least, not to mention also being illegal. I'd advise you to not do that again. Obviously I'd prefer that you acquire your porn legally, but even if you decide not to, I will insist that you don't brag about breaking the law and getting porn for free when you come here to discuss with others.
Just a quick dip off-topic, sorry.I'm not arguing for or against anything here, just curious. To my understanding bands actually make most of their money from shows, do they not? The record companies probably make more with the CD. The way I see it, with all the sites out there like last.fm and such easy access to download such a huge amount of music, I think the bands are getting more out that than they would trying to sell a CD in record store. They're getting a hell of a lot of exposure, new fans and such... I think this actually helps shows and merch more. Secondly, porn tours? Good idea. Have set-lists with girls, live fucking, merch stands. Haha. Anyhow, back on topic. - Vanilla sex... wait, does anyone even do that anymore? If so, I don't get why. - Taking a sexy outfit off of a girl within the first 30 seconds. Why? - False advertising. Actaully, I understand why they do it, I just hope they burn.
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NewRomancer Deactivated User
under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08
Posted - Jan 12 2009 : 1:38AM
"To my understanding bands actually make most of their money from shows" They always have...
Stuff I don't get: - Categorizing bondage movies with no sex and only partial nudity as porn. - Japanese censorship - DVDs that have no chapter stops in the scenes. I don't get this one at all.
YES IT IS STILL HAPPENING! there are some bad camera guys and bad editors out there ... it's like Porno 101 crap! You would be surprised by the companies sometimes too. I am starting to think i watch too much porn ... xoxo, Megan Edited by - GFFMegan on 1/12/2009 4:55:06 PM
When putting on a movie and pressing play i hate it when it shows you all the best parts cum shots etc as you get a quick preview of the girls.To me all the fun is gone as i have seen the pop shot to the girls face etc,that is my biggest pet hate in porn.
Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07
Posted - Jan 12 2009 : 11:43PM
+ 1 and also boring behind the scene interviews. I prefer candid stuff like catching the girl's face when she's not looking and she has a huge dick up her ass.
Guys standing around jerking off. In the SLAM IT IN A YOUNG WHORE, behind the scenes with Jennifer Dark, the guys are coming to the camera showing US their hard-ons. Bouncing their dicks....for US! I thought it was a fucking gay video. Four dudes comparing their dicks in front of the camera. I think there is such latent homosexuality in hetero-porn. I truly believe that's what's behind all of the jerking off.
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Knuckle Kids Deactivated User
287 Posts 4/08
Posted - Jan 13 2009 : 7:56PM
I don't understand the spin the guys do towards the camera when they just finished analizing the girl as they make their way to her mouth for some A2M. Granted its a way of showing us that there is no dick clean off before her mouth, but is it really necessary?
i don't like it when a girl is doing anal and uses her fingers to spread her pussy lips. i know she is having anal, so why the need to spread those lips all the time? i see it alot.
^funny, I actually don't mind the spreading of pussy lips during anal....in a way it says, take it all in boys....i'm gonna give ALL of it to you....kind of hot if you ask me.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07
Posted - Jan 13 2009 : 10:19PM
You have just written our new mantra for Cezar Capone. Actually that has been our mantra, but never put so well. "Just give me fine-ass women, and plenty of new-ass women, sucking and fucking like maniacs, and letting the girls finish it off on their own." We promise to deliver you just that. My Personal Panties got a 4 AAAA review in AVN. True Homemade Amateurs 4AAAA review in AVN Bangin Average Joe 3 1/2A review in AVN. Johnny Loves Morgan 4 1/2 A review on xcritic.com My Neighbors Sex Tapes 3 got 4AAAA review on AVN. Deviant 4AAAA review on AVN and nominated for Best Gonzo Of the Year. We mean business at Cezar Capone, and so far business has been good. We will post your quote in our office for all to see.
Hollywood, my man. Feel free to use it. I'll gladly check out your product. I mean, seriously, what more do you need? If you need someone to write for your boxcovers, I am available. I got concepts out the ass. Just let me know.
I don't get why every scene is shot "open for the camera. Including medium and long shots. IMHO when every scene is shot this way we are essentially viewing what could be shot just as effectively as a still. Fast forward any movie, now stop are the genitalia of the participants clearly visible?, repeat visible? This is why every porno is the same. Everyone is shooting the same positions. Edited by - ntfighter on 1/14/2009 4:38:37 PM
furious fucking really annoys me. i don't mind the action to be sped up for a minute or so, but not nonstop crazy people fucking....i find myself laughing or simply annoyed at the odd faces and noises the fuckers are making at that speed.
HEY! I fuck like that every day. I love furious fucking. Okay, maybe it's every other day. Furious fucking is poetic and shit. Well, maybe every three days. Every week! Every week I fuck furiously.
I don't understand women licking man ass. Sure. In real life, it feels nice. In porn, it's hideous and revolting. If anything, the man should be licking the woman's ass. That's hot. I don't understand the obsession with making the women as uncomfortable as possible. Things like asking them embarrassing questions and stuff. Sure. There's a place for humiliation but somehow, the majority of it seems to have a much more mean spirited feel to it than just a BDSM type thing. It crosses a line somewhere where it is abusive in a subtle kind of way and I think it's bad for porn. I don't understand why a pornographer would deliberately harm his own industry. You just don't bring hardcore BDSM elements into a standard porn flick. People are not going to get it and most likely, the typical porn actresses are not into it. I don't understand the "Completely uncut" trend gonzo seems to be working with. Maybe that's a bit of exaggeration. I'm sure some stuff gets cut but it just seems like they don't cut much of anything. Even if they shoot knowing they're not going to cut much, almost nobody is talented enough to shoot that way and make it really work every time. The crap needs to be edited out. Put it on the extra disc. Something. Edited by - randomprecision on 1/15/2009 12:26:31 PM
^RP, I think your first point above actually relates to your second point. While it's not always the case, there are definitely times when the girl eating the guy's ass is used as a means of embarrassing her or making her feel uncomfortable, etc. See, for example, Anal Lick Fest. And I agree that in real life it feels great, but I don't really want to watch it in a porn flick.
You and I don't agree on much but we completely agree here. As you probably know, there's a certain other board where this type of thing is very common. I don't get it at all. It's not really something that's in porn but I guess porn fans are part of porn. Obviously, porn women read that stuff. Edited by - randomprecision on 1/15/2009 4:48:26 PM
I agree with RP and Ibrox on this observation. My guess is that for some, the enjoyment of pr0n comes from the fantasy that women are being degraded and humiliated. Talking smack about a starlet who is down on her luck around the water cooler is as close to participating actively in this dynamic as some will get. I find the practice appalling. Edited by - Dr_Fell on 1/15/2009 5:18:15 PM
The ONLY time ass eating is hot is when there's two women and one is deepthroating the cock while the other sticks her tongue in his ass. That I could fantasize. Other than that, it's just plain goofy.
^interesting take on the asseating. i actually don't think it's degrading, however the vehicle that is anal lick fest or butt licking sweethearts has added that element in. tom byron, rodney moore and seymore butts all do it quite tastefully and without the connotations of "degredation" i see it a bit differently, in that yes it is something a bit taboo or rare, however the pleasure it brings to the receiver as well as the tantalizing effect of having a hot girl willing to do it really is a turn on.
It's not really about the degradation aspect of it. It's about the fact that it's just nasty to see a man getting his asshole licked. I don't even want to think about the man's asshole. I don't care if they have a porn series (or several of them) dedicated to it. I just wish it didn't pop up when I'm not really expecting it to. I've seen several flicks that would have been really good if they didn't keep going back to having the woman lick the man's ass over and over.
A few more things that are my pet peeves...when the artsy music plays as the ONLY sound, and you can't hear the performers...and gaping. don't like it. not hot to me. As for the ass licking, guy licking girl - i can tolerate as long as they don't draw too much attention to it, like atm. girl licking guy - really big turn off for me. And about the girls, yeah...it seems a bit odd for me to enjoy what they do AND demean them for it too. When I like porn, it's for one of two reasons, or both. 1. It's something I would want to do if given the chance, or i could shed my inhibitions, and less shyness in real life, etc. 2. It's something I have no interest in ever trying, but it still turns me on, and its hot to me that the girl gets off on it. Gaping, overly loud performers, demeaning or abusive, etc. don't fit in either category for me. Stuff like a steamy one-on-one, or all oral with a hot oral creampie, or a few others can fit into both. DPs are firmly in category 2. DAPs, for example don't fit in either, with the exception of a few girls that seem to convince me they really do like it, like arianna jollee (sp?), same with gangbangs. So i guess that's a bit of WHY i don't get some of that crap. Like being abusive of the girl, or making her spit run her mascara. Not in either category for me.
I hate it when i put on a dvd and as the scene slowly starts with the female dressed i am hoping to see her get undressed slipping of her blouse and bra and removing her skirt to reveal stockings etc..but no the director has other ideas and "boom" the next thing she is naked in the arms of the male talent.Damn thats almost as bad as throwing a house party getting totally drunk and waking up in the morning to find a stranger has left teeth marks in your cheese that was in the fridge..you never fuck with a man's cheese.
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120 Posts 12/08
Posted - Jan 15 2009 : 11:47PM
RP, Dr. Fell, thanks for your posts. I am happy to see that I am not the only fan who is apalled by this. RP, I knew you are a decent guy after all. Take care, pal! Edited by - Ibrox on 1/15/2009 11:49:19 PM
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Knuckle Kids Deactivated User
287 Posts 4/08
Posted - Jan 16 2009 : 2:19PM
Ibrox wrote: all the fucking savages who are ecstatic that Janine Lindemulder is going to jail for some unfortunate choices. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unfortunate Choices? More like tried to sneak one past the IRS and got caught. An unfortunate choice would be catching a ride with Brian Surewood a few minutes before his participation in the auto racing and getting charged along with him. Janine's was deliberate. The Shit I don't understand is: Why is it all degradation and humiliation now, but on another thread it's all about the fantasy? Why is it that they are sluts doing degrading things when the guy tells her to do it, but if the girl says, "I'm a little cum slut and I want all 25 of you guys to cum in my mouth, it's all fantasy? Edited by - knuckle kids on 1/16/2009 10:45:58 PM
I have something that I don't understand. Where are these houses that many of the scenes for the big gonzo companies are shot? Who owns em? Are they rented out for the scenes? If so, who fucking cleans the jizz soaked couches etc?
Big Wet Asses 34 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 7:43PM
