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RocketMan
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Posted - Mar 14 2018 : 10:42AM
I was just saying to myself the other day that there are some seriously ugly guys in American porn. There's way too many guys who like they stink like hell. Scrappy stubble, pot-bellies, face piercings, man buns...what the fuck... I've switched to European porn just to see some men who look like they've been to a gym this decade.
Deathstars62
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365 Posts
11/15
Posted - Mar 14 2018 : 12:20PM
This ^
While I focus on the girl, I can't take a scene seriously if the guy is ugly, or it has to be a rich sugar daddy thing
westerncop
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213 Posts
6/11
Posted - Mar 14 2018 : 3:54PM
And here I thought I was the only one that thought this way!
dodgerfan
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2419 Posts
1/14
Posted - Mar 15 2018 : 12:03AM
Guys who spit on girls face. Guys and girls with way too many tattoos. Guys who smack girls in the face. Girls who share a cock with another girl but don't do any dirty talk. The endless talk about I/R and anal. Fans on this site who only care about anal and black guy/white girl sex. Fans who ask a brand new girl how along before they do anal, gang bang, IR, etc., Girls who over do it with the moans and fake orgasms. Scenes when there is no talking between guy and girl like Girls Do Porn. Great looking girls most of the time but need some communication in the video. G/G/B scenes where one girl diddles herself way too long instead of getting involved in with the other 2 people.
Edited by - dodgerfan on 3/18/2018 5:26:43 PM
Edited by - dodgerfan on 3/18/2018 7:08:14 PM
 
ussriker
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25 Posts
12/15
Posted - Mar 15 2018 : 6:32AM
THIS. Just stop, a red beaten up ass is not hot
ussriker
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25 Posts
12/15
Posted - Mar 15 2018 : 6:34AM
RE:#1 I get that sometimes, like when a girl is riding a guyon a couch or big chair and her heels would dig in the sides, or on a bed when she is trying to have her feet ok the bed. But I've also seen people pull this off. Make it work!
But the big one I don't understand is when a girl has her feet freely about, no danger whatsoever, and a guy just pulls them off.
Danger Josh
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385 Posts
4/13
Posted - Mar 15 2018 : 8:53PM
I actually like that sometimes. Most woman in porn, you can see today, due to social media, all they care is about a paycheck. So when you have one of those, that you know that is: "just another day in the set...who cares?" It kinda turns me on that at least she has to fuck a ugly guy for the paycheck.
Now if I can say something that I HATE and only lately it become something that bothers me, is not exactly the pornstars, but their fans. I see when a girl gets very popular, that fans start hype her as the next "big thing" and if she wins a award them they immediately start calling her "legend", when 9 of 10 of those, don't even going to be remembered.
Secret Guy
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Posted - Mar 15 2018 : 10:53PM
They also look like they're on meth with scruffy hair, guys who look unhygienic is one of the worst things in porn.
But sometimes I like scenes where a not so handsome guy is fucking a A+ pornstar, it's a change from the big ego studs which gets boring.
jizzyjay
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914 Posts
10/07
Posted - Mar 19 2018 : 12:15AM
I thought back in the day Viper and Janey Robbins were extreme with the body art.Now they seem tame compare with what's going on in porn.Guys with body art all over their body exspecially European porn,I agree with the ass slapping exspecially in interracial stuff,could somebody tell Blacks to stop slapping white girls on the ass,that's so annoying I don't watch interracial videos anymore.Guys putting their hands in guys mouths,guys stepping on girls head with their feet,if I want to see that I'll watch S an M stuff.No guy names on video boxes I want to know who's in the video before I buy or rent.I don't want to see Steve Holmes, James Deen, Price Yahoo or Sean Michaels in my videos.
Ronald
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544 Posts
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Posted - Mar 19 2018 : 6:34PM
tattoos,especially those on the face or the fake stockings type, shaved heads, gross pubic hair merkins, girls who do all interracial GB before doing a regular one, when the guys are so gross, you notice and feel pity for the girls rather than excitement at watching, I could really do without the teardrop tats on guys faces
Edited by - Ronald on 3/19/2018 6:45:13 PM
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
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1/09
Posted - Mar 20 2018 : 4:28PM
^ Who has tattoos on their face? And who wears a merkin? I'll go ahead and not bother to touch on the IR gangbang........
A_Fan
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1187 Posts
9/16
Posted - Mar 20 2018 : 5:12PM
Why would you hate that and how do you define a "regular one".
Snowbunny Sorcerer
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She's hot but not my type of stroke game, I don't play sword fights with that which mirrors me.
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Posted - Mar 21 2018 : 12:16AM
????
Mass Facialties
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Posted - Mar 21 2018 : 12:40AM
Well, he's certainly not the only guy in porn who (occasionally) does it. The thing I've always wondered, though, is if the guys decide to do it on their own or if they're taking their cues from the director.

And while on the subject of rough stuff, I also hate "grabbing the girl by her throat while you're fucking her" and "putting your foot on the girl's head while you're fucking her doggy style on a couch."
 
SgtSausage
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10/15
Posted - Mar 21 2018 : 3:14PM
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 21 2018 : 6:27PM
Porn fans that complain about porn. There is soooooo much porn out there that if you don't like something then don't watch it. Go find the kind of porn you like and watch that instead and stop complaining.
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 21 2018 : 6:28PM
Hey GGG,
Was it true that the porn guys of the 70's wore merkins? Some of those guys were pretty hairy.
Danger Josh
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385 Posts
4/13
Posted - Mar 21 2018 : 6:58PM
Yeah man...that logic of your is flawless. If I go to my favorite restaurant and the cook brings a terrible steak, I should just eat right? Or better yet go to another restaurant and order the same thing, being appreciative that some can cook it right? Mark...
Edited by - Danger Josh on 3/22/2018 1:12:01 AM
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 21 2018 : 7:05PM
^ Yes, that's right! Thank you for understanding what I wrote and for saying it was flawless. Much appreciated!

Edited by - PornStarNamedBuckNaked on 3/21/2018 7:07:07 PM

Mass Facialties
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Posted - Mar 21 2018 : 11:58PM
You know, when I made that post, I was about to include that as a possible reason why it's done. So, yeah, I guess there are some girls in porn that genuinely do like it.
A_Fan
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Posted - Mar 22 2018 : 3:48AM
SgtSausage
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Posted - Mar 22 2018 : 8:02PM
A foot on a lady head is stupid
choking ?....don't see the purpose
Singing slow soft love songs as a duet during very rough sex is appealing though.
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 23 2018 : 7:48AM
Men too?
Ronald
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Posted - Mar 23 2018 : 5:38PM
I sawa. preview for a movie it looked great but the guy had a teardrop tattoo on his face and lots of others ones and Im like yuck, there was a guy with a a face tattoo who was black and had a mohawk and looked ridiculous, I just saw a preview for a movie with a woman covered with tattoos, half her head shaved and lots of piercings-to each his own but I don't want to watch truck stop lot lizard types banged by pimps or convicts, Id see that as a fetish film, again I don't like watching porn where the men are so dirty looking I pity the woman or conversely where the women are so dirty I think they smell and of course the venereal wart or herp sore is a complete turn off
Edited by - Ronald on 3/24/2018 4:54:40 PM
 
Secret Guy
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Posted - Mar 24 2018 : 11:37AM
Porn sites, when you click a scene but automatically opens up new windows with advertisements, you close them click the video again and it keeps happening until it feels like you give up. So annoying!
Edited by - Secret Guy on 3/24/2018 11:38:26 AM
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 24 2018 : 2:57PM
Ronald
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Posted - Mar 24 2018 : 4:58PM
with so many people hating tattoos, why do so many have them?, it seems the biggest turnoff here is tattoos or fake tits, but I think tattoos would win a poll
dodgerfan
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2419 Posts
1/14
Posted - Mar 24 2018 : 9:04PM
I think it's a fad and also people just aren't thinking long term when they do it. Just realize how bad some of those will look when you get old and wrinkled!
Dread
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Posted - Mar 24 2018 : 9:20PM
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Posted - Mar 25 2018 : 2:49AM
digital playground. by far the worst site i ever subbed to... you can't download anything without paying for a second membership fee, the streaming is slow and buggy and buffers constantly, and the support staff is useless and won't refund anything. avoid like the plague!
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 25 2018 : 9:37AM
^ I haven't joined Digital Playground for several years for many of the reason you mention. In fact, during a recent cleaning-up of my collection I deleted most of their stuff since I never watch it. Admittedly that's more because I'm not into the softer style of porn they produce.
Jackbrown74
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355 Posts
10/17
Posted - Mar 26 2018 : 3:08PM
Tommy Pistol doing extreme scenes like facialabuse where he has brutalized actresses like desiree lopez yet works for big name stars and companies and how he is looked at like he respects wo,en just look at his latest scene w Tiffany Watson he runner it because he wanted to be Dom but then at the end had to give up control and it runner the scene how is this guy getting so many roles
Edited by - Jackbrown74 on 3/26/2018 3:10:30 PM
Danger Josh
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4/13
Posted - Apr 1 2018 : 9:31PM
I probably say this before, but it never hurts to reinforce it. I HATE, HATE, HATE cum dodgers.
I get it...I get it...If a Performer doesn't want to do other types of sex acts like: Anal, A2M, Creampies, DP, DPP, DAP, Gangbangs, IR, Swallow or whatever is popular in today's porn, I will not bitch and complain. If a Performer wants to stay her whole career as a straight "Vanilla Pornstar", go ahead. However if a Performer can't take a freaking facial, now that's blasphemy. I mean it's PORN! You would think, that at least a facial would be something like a requirement to be a Pornstar.
dodgerfan
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Posted - Apr 2 2018 : 3:09PM
In today's porn it's pretty hard to get away with not doing facials. Back in the 80s it was more common for the money shot to be on the butt or stomach or tits. Christy Canyon, one of the most famous porn stars of her generation hated facials. Now if I know before hand a scene does not end in a facial or in the mouth I probably won't watch it. Or at least I am much less likely to watch it. Or a guy like Adriano who has tiny loads. Like Randy West back in the day. Good performer and seemed like a great guy but he had tiny loads. It causes the scene to lose much of the appeal
Edited by - dodgerfan on 4/2/2018 8:23:04 PM
 
Secret Guy
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Posted - Apr 2 2018 : 3:40PM
What I hate is, great scenes that end in crap facials, as it shows the guy finished a previous scene in less than 24 hours.
Gonzosuperfan
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51 Posts
3/18
Posted - Apr 2 2018 : 8:53PM
I agree that a solid facial is often the icing on the cake of a good porn scene, but these days those type of finales are in the minority. I've gotten used to not anticipating a good facial, unless it's Manuel, Danny D, or the slight few that can actually pull it off.
But I've got to vent on a few things that do frequently bother me: I never got into cream-pie's -- and it's beyond me why anyone would care to see that in a porn movie -- I'm bummed that there are certain studios that seem to be focusing on those more lately. Maybe I'm in the minority? Not sure...
I also can't stand when the director/camera-operator doesn't show the female talent in full view...like, what the fuck? POV guys are most often guilty of this. They take all the time to put this girl in a flashy outfit, then all you see is her upper half and extreme close-up fuck-shots. What a sham. I'll never understand how a director could be so oblivious as to not actually focus on the (entire) girl...at least throughout the tease sequence.
Danger Josh
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4/13
Posted - Apr 3 2018 : 12:16AM
Is not exactly that the facial has that great importance for me. I honestly like the most when the performer swallows. I also enjoy the act of creampie, ado I know this acts have to be done sparingly. However, I just find FREAKING insulting a performer that doesn't take a facial with pride. It's like I said...It's PORN! Don't they tell these performers what they are getting into? A facial it's the least that a performer, even the mediocre ones, could try to do right.
SteveX
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534 Posts
4/17
Posted - Apr 3 2018 : 4:10AM
Hate:
Outrageous tattoos - especially on gorgeous naturally beautiful women
Outrageous lips - especially on gorgeous naturally beautiful women, not just small enhancements as some have done it properly, when they do have a legitimate reason, but those that just puff their lips up for other reasons
Slapping, Foot on head - not needed unless asked for by the female performer imo, always enjoy when the female asks to be spanked though.
Scenes that degrade performers unnecessarily, I understand fetish sites I don't mind it if its themed, but purposely wearing stupid outfits that don't make the performer more beautiful see point above also.
Scenes on "facial sites" that use weak cumshot performers that should be more suited to "cum-on-ass" "cum-on-pussy" "creampie" scenes.
Great scenes that performers are really in to it and then a weak finish.
Crazy fad of step-porn, seems like 50-80% of videos are like that now lol
velliun
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Posted - Apr 3 2018 : 9:32PM
- The complete lack of variety in the finishes. If you prefer finishes on the body and dislike facials and creampies, there's almost no content to choose from. If it weren't for cam girls who do custom videos, I'd have given up on finding content to purchase.
-Excessive male masturbation in whats supposed to be a straight scene, which is typically what you have to sit through before a typical porn facial.
johnnyscorpio
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Posted - Apr 11 2018 : 5:04AM
Brown couches.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 11 2018 : 5:39AM
No, as far as I know no one wears merkins in porn past or present.
Simple Simon
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Posted - Apr 14 2018 : 5:33AM
Yes. Is there a reason they don't edit this down? A bit unfair on the woman too; having to keep up the act for all that time.
tedsmith
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Posted - Apr 14 2018 : 8:47PM
I don't like when the performers have sex on objects like money or rose petals. Really don't like when the man is the focus at all . I prefer the man be totally quiet, I even dislike the male grunts and groans. I don't like when the man is tattooed and if he has erectile dysfunction--forget about it.
sickguy
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Posted - Apr 14 2018 : 11:17PM
Not sure what kind of porn your watching that guys are trying perform with erectile dysfunction.
Secret Guy
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Posted - Apr 18 2018 : 8:37PM
BANG.COM
James Deen writing BANG on the female's forehead at the end of the scene. Two reasons why I despise that studio.
Edited by - Secret Guy on 4/18/2018 8:37:48 PM
SP_Love
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Posted - Apr 18 2018 : 11:11PM
Watch all-girl porn. Problem solved.
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Loulie
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Posted - Apr 22 2018 : 12:19AM
Well I'm a girl so my (HATE'S/Dislikes) might be different. But I strongly dislike:
---- when the girl does not look like she's enjoying herself. There is nothing hotter to me than watching a gorgeous woman orgasm on screen. It makes my porn viewing justified, in my mind, because I feel like...well I wish I was there.
----- super abusive porn, simulated rape, slapping a lady around, shoving your D in her mouth till she vomits....it's gross and a big turn off
----- anal prolapse. YUCK. And it can have very negative lasting physical effects for the performers. Which makes me feel guilty. Like I love Audrey Hollander but she's caught me by surprise a couple of times by having that nasty pink internal organ shoot out her sphincter unannounced.
Secret Guy
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Posted - Apr 22 2018 : 5:54AM
^ I agree with you on all three.
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Posted - Apr 22 2018 : 6:56AM
I hate that there are literally thousands of good scenes from the early aughts that are lost to time because they can't pass muster in the HD era. So many great pornstars and their best scenes are all now low rez blurry with bad sound.
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 22 2018 : 2:16PM
^ I was having the very same thought just last week. I'd love to have scenes from Jeanne Fine, Careena Collins or others that were cleaned up both visually and sonically.



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