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PornoSmurf
Senior Member

1190 Posts
12/13
Posted - Oct 25 2017 : 12:45AM
YES! There are some fucking moron male stars who ALWAYS do this. Like the girl is wearing the most gorgeous set of high heels and looking sexy as FUCK and then they take the heels off of the girl... LIKE WTF?!?!??! ARE YOU RETARDED!?
Shadow115
Member

332 Posts
7/09
Posted - Oct 25 2017 : 1:20AM
Greg Lansky's sites with the horribly airbrushed photos. They've always looked off, but this Bree Daniels/Cadey Mercury gallery is laughable. Apparently Bree has an ass like Kelly Divine now. Bree's body is already amazing, stop doctoring the photos.
moebius22
Senior Member

1528 Posts
12/09
Posted - Oct 25 2017 : 1:48AM
Limited previews on porn websites.
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

6519 Posts
12/11
Posted - Oct 25 2017 : 4:22PM
^ Count me in on that. I'm an active porn subscriber and if I can't get a good idea of what the site has to offer on a tour then I usually won't subscribe. Sometimes I'll still take a risk if there is a scene or two that I really want to see and the site bills through a reputable biller. Some sites really need to up their game with allowing better tours.
 
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether
12073 Posts
7/10
Posted - Oct 25 2017 : 5:15PM
I agree with you and that brings us back to this:
Rosco Fuji
Deactivated User

On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick!
3309 Posts
2/09
Posted - Oct 25 2017 : 7:02PM
They may look good, but as the fucker, it's a real annoyance if the fuckee keeps them one.
Shmizz1989
Member

154 Posts
7/17
Posted - Oct 26 2017 : 1:07PM
When a guy throat fucks a girl but pulls out to jerk off and cum
In her mouth just cum down her throat the same with blowjob nowadays
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - Oct 26 2017 : 1:17PM
That scene James Deen did with Jessie Rogers for his own production company was disgusting.
Shadow115
Member

332 Posts
7/09
Posted - Oct 26 2017 : 1:19PM
What do you expect from a rapist?
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - Oct 26 2017 : 1:19PM
That's one of the problems I have with Mike Adriano.
cormac
Senior Member

1093 Posts
1/14
Posted - Oct 28 2017 : 5:50AM
In Fetish Fanatic 23 Samantha Rone licks Kasey Warner's hairy armpit. Even typing out those words makes my stomach turn. Can't someome pass a law against it?
vladimir25
Member

104 Posts
1/12
Posted - Oct 30 2017 : 7:49AM
Since it's Halloween time I think it's criminal the incredibly low amount of Halloween costumed scenes that are out there. We have all these hot teens and 20 somethings come on get them in some Halloween outfits and role play a little. It's a no-brainer.
Lenny Voyeur
Senior Member

It's the ass, stupid!
8504 Posts
2/07
Posted - Oct 30 2017 : 2:29PM
I hate to see Schweinsteiger in a porn forum holding and kissing the cup like a dick immediately before being jizzed. Uaahh! (Although I like him as a player for Bayern....).
a_2011
Deactivated User

307 Posts
10/17
Posted - Oct 30 2017 : 8:20PM
I hate when they re-shoot the same pornstars 100 times same scene at the same site
I hate big boobs scenes like Angela white
Edited by - a_2011 on 10/30/2017 8:21:12 PM
 
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - Oct 30 2017 : 9:08PM
^ C'mon, at least Angela's boobs are real.
Quorrl
Senior Member

2835 Posts
3/11
Posted - Oct 31 2017 : 10:04AM
That's not a thing you hate in porn. That's a thing you hate about InstantClassic. So, not relevant for this topic here.
Belongs in the thread "Avatars & other things we hate about other ADT members", which inevitably exists somewhere, or will exist in the future...

Quorrl
Senior Member

2835 Posts
3/11
Posted - Oct 31 2017 : 10:06AM

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Only SERIOUS posts here, please.
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - Oct 31 2017 : 10:48AM
^ I know. How can you not love her.
alldayblah
Member

11 Posts
10/17
Posted - Oct 31 2017 : 1:05PM
I hate any color nail polish. Clear is fine but if its color I feel disgusted. Especially red. Dead boner.
a_2011
Deactivated User

307 Posts
10/17
Posted - Oct 31 2017 : 7:57PM

man I love frankness and I hate compliments
Edited by - a_2011 on 10/31/2017 8:08:50 PM
a_2011
Deactivated User

307 Posts
10/17
Posted - Oct 31 2017 : 8:01PM
i hate blowbang gangbang DP any thing in a scene more than one man
i just watch boy/girl, boy/girl/girl
Edited by - a_2011 on 10/31/2017 8:03:58 PM
DJboutit2
Member

438 Posts
4/09
Posted - Nov 1 2017 : 1:32PM
This new guy Jordi looks 13 or 14 and like 90 lbs why use him every time I see a clip of one of his scenes I get that underage vibe I will never watch one of his scenes.
RelentlessOnanism
Senior Member

2660 Posts
3/16
Posted - Nov 1 2017 : 2:05PM
^I think the 'underage vibe' is probably part of his appeal. How many 'incest' scenes are there where the supposed son or step-son is some burly, tattooed guy who loks about 40? At least if this lad is banging Julia Ann or someone similar, it visually makes sense.
Starry Eyes
Senior Member

In the Eye of Solitude
3958 Posts
6/17
Posted - Nov 1 2017 : 3:01PM
Jordi is exclusively typecast for milfs, but you'll see the occasional "nerd bangs the hot/popular girl" scene.
 
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - Nov 1 2017 : 3:30PM
^ And there are some cases where the male performer playing the nerd isn't actually a nerd. Just a popular performer wearing glasses.
Edited by - Secret Guy on 11/1/2017 3:30:33 PM
JeanElsass67
Deactivated User

715 Posts
9/17
Posted - Nov 1 2017 : 4:36PM
Face fucking and tits getting fucked are things that I hate in porn. I prefer seeing the sucking the dick and giving herself the titjob to the guy with her boobies. That is more sexy and not maschist.
DAPipicide
Member

277 Posts
9/17
Posted - Nov 2 2017 : 4:54PM
Oh God where do I start...
Guys that shoot tiny loads.
Girls that won't STFU.
Guys stepping on the girls head...even in really rough scenes I fucking hate it.

Edited by - DAPipicide on 11/2/2017 5:00:37 PM

10000 days
Deactivated User

Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ...
717 Posts
3/06
Posted - Nov 2 2017 : 9:05PM
I think lesbian porn has jumped the shark. At least American lesbian porn. Girlsway, Girlfriends Films, etc. really are machines of mediocrity.
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - Nov 2 2017 : 10:02PM
^ Lesbian porn is much better without the toys. Once the toys arrive halfway in the scene, instant bone killer.
DJboutit2
Member

438 Posts
4/09
Posted - Nov 3 2017 : 1:09AM
Totally agree
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Nov 3 2017 : 7:34AM
Disagree I love the toys lol :)
Starry Eyes
Senior Member

In the Eye of Solitude
3958 Posts
6/17
Posted - Nov 3 2017 : 8:53AM
I prefer no toys, but they still have their place. If used correctly it's not a scene-killer (to me) by any means.
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - Nov 3 2017 : 10:20AM
^ I don't mind butt plugs though.
drdd75
Senior Member

1409 Posts
3/16
Posted - Nov 3 2017 : 11:43AM
I totally agree. There used to be a time where I could get into any lesbian scene no matter what, especially 4 to 7 years ago. G/G only models were way more appealing to me back then to the point where I didn't care if they did B/G or not, but now G/G only models feel so boring because it's watered down so much. LesbianX is the only site that'll give me good scenes every now and then otherwise it's nothing else.
 
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether
12073 Posts
7/10
Posted - Nov 3 2017 : 2:27PM
^ Can I ask what you mean by "watered down"? I'm asking because I think g/g has gotten hotter the past couple of years and would like to hear your thoughts as to why you feel the way that you do.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 3 2017 : 4:17PM
These days Adriano does fake oral creampies all the time because he can't pop.
SP_Love
Senior Member

"Freaky Deakies Need Love Too"
1181 Posts
2/11
Posted - Nov 4 2017 : 10:47AM
Leg warmers...and I can't stress this enough...
what's the goddamn point!?


"Twist Your Head Around; It's All Around You"

Shadow115
Member

332 Posts
7/09
Posted - Nov 4 2017 : 11:14AM
Hell, the Serena Blair/Angela White scene for Girlsway was fucking hot, and that was released like two days ago. The only one that has gone downhill for me is Sweetheart.
RicoEvilAngel
Senior Member

^ Alexis Texas in Buttman's Stretch Class #4
1348 Posts
12/15
Posted - Nov 4 2017 : 5:23PM
I hate flaccid dick dweebs
Kowalski
Member

97 Posts
8/17
Posted - Nov 4 2017 : 5:46PM
^
Dudes should all be replaced by toys.
ASAP.
Deathstars62
Deactivated User

365 Posts
11/15
Posted - Nov 5 2017 : 10:37AM
Girls saying the same stuff 100 times in 2 minutes : "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG"
Facials where the girl spits it all out at the end. What's the point of sticking your tongue out and take it in your mouth if you won't even swallow a little
SgtSausage
Member

Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - Nov 5 2017 : 11:29AM
Sorry for the long delay in getting back to this, my pet fish got sick and needed a lung transplant.
Fucking in the ass has always been around, butt maybe around 2006 or 2007 the interest started to skyrocket into the populations eyesocket, No ?
maybe Jada Fire helped to bring it to being popular.
personally i think you should develop an interest in the butt hole walls of love. You're missing out.
did you know that butt holes can cum ?
SP_Love
Senior Member

"Freaky Deakies Need Love Too"
1181 Posts
2/11
Posted - Nov 5 2017 : 10:40PM
But but but....you have some of the prettiest feet on the planet...
Samanthat_Rone_erotic_massage_001.jpg
I hate that you don't appreciate how attractive your sexy feet are as I do.


"Twist Your Head Around; It's All Around You"

VikesFan1981
Senior Member

1461 Posts
5/17
Posted - Nov 11 2017 : 10:27AM
That irritates the hell out of me, and when a site doesn't let you watch trailers at all like what Brazzers and Reality Kings do now.
Edited by - VikesFan1981 on 11/11/2017 10:54:01 AM
Snowbunny Sorcerer
Deactivated User

She's hot but not my type of stroke game, I don't play sword fights with that which mirrors me.
146 Posts
5/17
Posted - Nov 11 2017 : 1:51PM
Dodge ballers
Brummie
Senior Member

3389 Posts
1/09
Posted - Dec 9 2017 : 12:23AM
I hate scenes that involve food. Whether it be cream being plastered on a girls tits or those Pizza scenes where the girl sucks a dick through a hole in the Pizza. Yuk. What a waste of good food.
Simple Simon
Senior Member

12302 Posts
2/15
Posted - Dec 9 2017 : 7:31PM
Blowbang scenes where the director and male performers treat the whole scene as a joke. I won't mention names, but I give kudos to Mike John and Tim von Swine. They usually ensured the joking around in the scene was only before and after the sexual acts.
On a related point, group scenes that have a setup, where the men continue taliking about the setup during the sex acts. I actually like scenes having a set up, but it gets corny when they keep banging on and on about it. Once the sex acts start, let it go.
Starry Eyes
Senior Member

In the Eye of Solitude
3958 Posts
6/17
Posted - Dec 9 2017 : 7:35PM
^^I thought I was hallucinating when I saw my first "dick-in-a-box" pizza scene. Some of the weirdest shit ever.
marty1990
requested deactivation

223 Posts
11/17
Posted - Dec 10 2017 : 10:41PM
1. When you're yanking one off to a scene and the camera cuts to a closeup on the bloke's face, when you're at the point of no return! WTF?
2. When girls keep something on during sex. I like it in a scene, when the girl wears nice lingerie and it comes off at some point during the scene, so she's fully nude.
3. Anything that's degreading.
Whyspers2Scorpio
Senior Member

"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite
2345 Posts
12/17
Posted - Dec 12 2017 : 12:12AM
My number one complaint is faked excitement and you know exactly what I am talking about, women don't become super aroused in minutes. How many times have you seen a woman receive oral and go OMG within 5-10 minutes of tongue going to work? It doesn't work that way in real life and thank god some studios like GFF and Girlsway understand this. Second complaint: you can call Greg Lansky's work artistic porn or art house porn but it's BORING to me, it's like watching those after dark erotic softcore flicks they show on Cinemax; passion is supposed to be intense, explosive and raw - not with these scenes that look like they belong to a mainstream movie rated R. Third complaint, the overdone taboo of interracial scenes - especially when you are talking someone of a ridiculous size where you KNOW less than half of his dick is going to fit inside her which almost makes it a pointless exercise honestly but that's just me. Fourth complaint: bad breast augmentations . . . don't get me wrong, there are some people who have had a little work done and you can't even tell because it looks so natural. Then there are those who got the 'Barbie boob job' package and it looks GROTESQUE, talk about ruining your body under the knife. Complaint #5, dead fish orgasms - you know how some men bellow like an animal and other women all but crush their lover's head with their thighs or grab your ears to hold you in place?? That's a scene of a powerful orgasm, not the one where you moan and lay back with your eyes bulging. I want to see someone come (pun intended) completely unglued. #6 Bad sound, I realize that it may seem romantic to have people getting their freak on in mother nature or near a pool but it does the microphone absolutely NO favors when close to half the scene is compromised by running water or the wind itself. #7 And please stop playing music once the dialogue and kissing starts, talk about a way to wreck a scene trying to hear the sounds of excitement over instrumental.
Sinful Scorpio, Passionate Aries



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