What are some things you HATE in porn? (page 33)

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darthroc Member 754 Posts 4/14	Posted - Jan 9 2017 : 5:15AM RelentlessOnanism wrote: Facial plastic surgery, including botox and lip injections/implants. It never looks good, it always looks terrible. It never improves the appearance of a porn star, it only makes them look worse. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Naming no names, but we all know pretty girls in the industry who've ruined their appearance, or at least greatly damaged it, by having this sort of thing done. Having said that, I don't mind boob jobs. I know some people are almost fanatical in their dislike for fake tits, but it's never really bothered me in the slightest. Click to expand Truth. As I said in the previous page, porn producers dont get to complain about piracy until they purge that botox crap out of the industry. Its really bad when it happens to girls who used to be beautiful softcore models, then do the botox crap after being in hardcore porn for a couple of years. There is one that started doing it a year ago, and she easily looks 10 years older - maybe 20 years older. [Link]
yaboi163 Member 8 Posts 1/17	Posted - Jan 9 2017 : 12:17PM Im not a fan of the whole gape thing, I don't like guys jacking off on a girl-let her do it, hate i mean hate fake tits and asses, too much attention on the guys/close ups, a big bush, too much anal, POV-unless its head or tit jobs (again I hate fake tits) I've had plenty of tit jobs and its nothing like some soft mellons wrapped around your cock (this last titty creampies turned me off with the lack of selection of authentic tits, rape fantasy porn, and i double vag, ass, or mouth. I've had my fun in gangbangs, but being close and in contact are two different things. I know the forum doesn't ask this but I do enjoy bukkakes, gangbangs, sloppy scenes (head, slime, spit, some squirting), chubby/chunky,curvy women not bbw just average women you would come across in real life, women dressed up like sluts and heavy make up to get messed up, and lastly cumplay. [Link]
darthroc Member 754 Posts 4/14	Posted - Jan 9 2017 : 4:13PM Another thing that annoys me are pornstars that shoot hardcore scenes for a year, maybe two years, then all of a sudden stop -then for years dont shoot anything else , not even softcore stuff, not even any kind of mainstream stuff like youtube videos - but continue to have a massive presence on social media and continue to advertise hardcore scenes that were released four years ago, and make you think they are going to shoot again "very soon". What the hell? If youre not gonna shoot anything just retire already!!! [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jan 9 2017 : 10:18PM darthroc wrote: Truth. As I said in the previous page, porn producers dont get to complain about piracy until they purge that botox crap out of the industry. Its really bad when it happens to girls who used to be beautiful softcore models, then do the botox crap after being in hardcore porn for a couple of years. There is one that started doing it a year ago, and she easily looks 10 years older - maybe 20 years older. Click to expand That just seems like a weak rationalization for piracy. Most directors and producers discourage that kind of surgery, it is more the toxic influence of mainstream fashion media that make the women want to 'imorove' themselves. [Link]

BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jan 9 2017 : 10:18PM double post Edited by - BlackSix on 1/10/2017 11:03:49 AM [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Jan 10 2017 : 9:35AM RelentlessOnanism wrote: Facial plastic surgery, including botox and lip injections/implants. It never looks good, it always looks terrible. It never improves the appearance of a porn star, it only makes them look worse. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Naming no names, but we all know pretty girls in the industry who've ruined their appearance, or at least greatly damaged it, by having this sort of thing done. Having said that, I don't mind boob jobs. I know some people are almost fanatical in their dislike for fake tits, but it's never really bothered me in the slightest. Click to expand Agree with nearly all, fake tit jobs depends on how are done, but mostly of those are awful as well......sad thing [Link]
fanofman Senior Member 2053 Posts 9/15	Posted - Jan 10 2017 : 9:40AM POV scenes. Up close views of most of these girls isn't particularly flattering. Also, I like to see both parties involved in the scene. [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Jan 10 2017 : 2:07PM Bad filmed orgies, impossible to track the good parts beacuse the camera keeps jumping from one couple to another without apparent reason. [Link]
epistimonas Senior Member 2570 Posts 6/15	Posted - Jan 10 2017 : 2:52PM orgies because I can't concentrate in 1 girl [Link]
Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12	Posted - Jan 14 2017 : 6:18AM Legal Porno. The worst company in the market... 70% of the women look uncomfortable or dopey. Girls doing triple anal in their first scene... really?! Terrible male talent, bad lighting, awful camera work, horrific make up, nothing sexual at all, just a freak show! [Link]
mkurat Senior Member 1450 Posts 1/15	Posted - Jan 15 2017 : 5:46AM when producers dont announce release dates of new scenes and/or dont put pics of the scene beforehand so we can at least see some shots and have an idea of what the scene will be like... [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jan 18 2017 : 4:39PM When a scene doesn't end in a facial, the girl swallowing, or at least with the cum shot on her tits. I hate when the cum shot is on a girl's ass, stomach, or on her pussy. [Link]
A_Fan Deactivated User 1187 Posts 9/16	Posted - Jan 18 2017 : 4:47PM Dutchgangbangboys wrote: Legal Porno. The worst company in the market... 70% of the women look uncomfortable or dopey. Girls doing triple anal in their first scene... really?! Terrible male talent, bad lighting, awful camera work, horrific make up, nothing sexual at all, just a freak show! Click to expand If you know this much about LP scenes, you must be watching it. Why are you watching porn you hate? If you are getting this from tailers, why are you watching trailers of porn you hate? Why are you spending any time on porn you hate? Edited by - A_Fan on 1/18/2017 4:48:20 PM [Link]
Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12	Posted - Jan 19 2017 : 2:50AM ^this 'argument' goes for pretty much every post in this topic. Also of you look at my actual complaints you will see that you are projecting. I watched a few scenes and then some trailers and a year later watched two more scenes just to see if I made a bad judgment. I didn't. No idea why you feel the need to be condescending about it. [Link]

epistimonas Senior Member 2570 Posts 6/15	Posted - Jan 19 2017 : 4:56AM philly26 wrote: When a scene doesn't end in a facial, the girl swallowing, or at least with the cum shot on her tits. I hate when the cum shot is on a girl's ass, stomach, or on her pussy. Click to expand +1 [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jan 19 2017 : 11:14AM Dutchgangbangboys wrote: No idea why you feel the need to be condescending about it. Click to expand A_Fan is a staunch LP defender. He can't stand to hear anyone speak ill of them. [Link]
A_Fan Deactivated User 1187 Posts 9/16	Posted - Jan 19 2017 : 2:30PM BlackSix wrote: Dutchgangbangboys wrote: No idea why you feel the need to be condescending about it. Click to expand A_Fan is a staunch LP defender. He can't stand to hear anyone speak ill of them. Click to expand They are one of the many products I like and support in porn. I am not sure "staunch" is fair other than for you to try to diminish and discredit my opinions. I don't think I have made that many LP posts over my time here...... you saying that is disrespectful. My them towards that guy was to challenge him why he needs to rip on a complete company. I don't get the focus on porn someone doesn't like. I can understand this thread bitching about things that happen in scenes... however, an entire company? Erase them from your mind and don't pay attention to them.. wouldn't that suffice? SOmewhere in the world, someone is making porn that doesn't turn me on... what an outrage!!!! That is what I was questioning that other man about. Edited by - A_Fan on 1/19/2017 2:31:34 PM [Link]
SP_Love Senior Member "Freaky Deakies Need Love Too" 1181 Posts 2/11	Posted - Jan 19 2017 : 2:57PM Obnoxious watermarks in the video. "Twist Your Head Around; It's All Around You" [Link]
Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 3:43AM ^^ It is the f#cking topic dude! "Things you HATE in porn?" I hate LP and the way they do porn, it is something I feel strongly about and I am posting my opinion about it in a topic asking for it. Gtfo. [Link]
Dread Senior Member Latex and boobs 5085 Posts 3/07	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 11:38AM For real. He's policing peoples opinion now, in a thread about things you don't like. Hilarious. ----Dread's Twitter---- [Link]
Luke Lake Deactivated User 878 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 12:44PM When studios don't release content, even years after. You spent the money, Why not release it? [Link]
bacon cheesesteak Deactivated User 247 Posts 1/16	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 2:28PM All the step-father, step-mother, step-brother, step-sister stuff. The very concept of triple anal. Dressing the young females in clothes they think 15 year olds wear [Link]
RelentlessOnanism Senior Member 2660 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 2:56PM ^I agree about the step-mother, step-brother etc thing, although I suspect for different reasons. I'd like them to role-play being actually related, not step-relations. [Link]
Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 3:23PM ^ I don't understand this mother & daughter or real sisters fetish. That is pretty fucked up. [Link]

philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 3:59PM ^ This step brother step sister, all of it is just an odd fantasy indeed. It has gotten quite popular cuz companies continue to release movies based on this. I'm all for different fantasies but this family business gets a little odd after a while. [Link]
Goldstein All-Star Member "You have sacrificed nothing and no one." 3689 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 4:45PM ^ You're obviously not from Kentucky [Link]
vrakenbaq Deactivated User 1889 Posts 9/09	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 8:52PM Gloves, the fuckin's gloves!!! [Link]
LetTheWookieWin1981 Member 226 Posts 1/17	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 10:11PM When productions are not as advertised. I recently - and unfortunately - spent $21 on a Cal Vista production from their Naughty Newbies line and it was awful. Most of the stuff in the promo photos and on the box was not in the final product, despite being documented, the camera angles were horrible and left some things just out of frame, the frame-rate was off because the video was not properly encoded, and despite being (allegedly) shot in 4K, the video quality was awful for what was presented as a HD download because the bitrate was exactly the same as the lower resolution downloads. [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 11:27PM The recent mention of Legal Porno brings to mind one of mine...sites that make you purchase "tickets" in order to view/download individual scenes rather than just offering the customer an all-access membership. [Link]
Sexy Sadie All-Star Member I came to turn on everyone 978 Posts 6/10	Posted - Jan 20 2017 : 11:45PM LetTheWookieWin1981 wrote: When productions are not as advertised..... Click to expand This is the only universally despised thing in porn. For every other thing that someone may hate, there will be someone else who loves it. But there has never been a porn fan who has never been misled by dodgy advertising. [Link]
RelentlessOnanism Senior Member 2660 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 2:37AM Jado3Dhead wrote: ^ I don't understand this mother & daughter or real sisters fetish. That is pretty fucked up. Click to expand Dunno, it's different strokes for different folks, isn't it? I suppose those of us with an incest fetish are just dirty perverts...but other people have other kinks. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 7:49AM Sexy Sadie wrote: LetTheWookieWin1981 wrote: When productions are not as advertised..... Click to expand This is the only universally despised thing in porn. For every other thing that someone may hate, there will be someone else who loves it. But there has never been a porn fan who has never been misled by dodgy advertising. Click to expand And that's why so many companies eliminates themselves from my POV. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 7:57AM Dutchgangbangboys wrote: Legal Porno. The worst company in the market... 70% of the women look uncomfortable or dopey. Girls doing triple anal in their first scene... really?! Terrible male talent, bad lighting, awful camera work, horrific make up, nothing sexual at all, just a freak show! Click to expand Yeah, old feeling of mine now confirmed just by reading this thread after a cup or two of coffee. seems like the value of my porn collection took a shot for the moon. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 8:23AM People jerking off to "free" porn, not some 50 dollar streethookers to put it exactly, then going to street to support anti-Trump that he is not legitime. WTF. They should have their computer shut down immedeately and their arms bound then they should have been stuffed together in some time machine and been sent back to Indo-China living under the conditions of Pol Pot. [Link]

balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 8:59AM People fucking with their shoes on the bed. Legal Porno videos, I watched some in the past, give them a try now and then to see if there is any improvement, but no.....not my thing at all, I give up with them. Max hardcore videos and anything similar for the same reasons as above. Uncompleted releases, Woodman Casting X was an example, waiting years for a scene is not my idea to keep fidelity with customers. Compilations that are the same old videos with another name all over the net (common practice among some euro sites) because one company bought them and a few years later released all that material again until the next buyer company came in and repeat the movement. Fake advertising, some oriental xxx videos are truly masters of deception, almost nothing in the movie looks like their covers promised. XXX parodies. Interviews/bonus content that only add time to video length, 1 hour porn which is 30 mins talking, 1 min stripping, 20 mins of acrobatic fucking, and 9 mins of whatever was promised in the release trailer (those 1st anal/1st DP videos where the anal and DP in question rarely takes more than 5-10 mins of the real thing ) Supposed excited acting which in fact is mostly annoying noises that simulated an obvious fake pleasure accompanied with some facial expressivity that is anything as arousing as pretended quite the contrary. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 9:24AM "Fake advertising, some oriental xxx videos are truly masters of deception, almost nothing in the movie looks like their covers promised." So true. Again, having scrolled over thousands and thousands of announcements from japanese companies pushing freakin' amounts of whatever porn at adultDVDempire every now and then last five years, I'm just so proud to announce on behalf of my viewing pleasure regarding my wall-to-wall porncollection that I'm still just scroling over. Quite frankly I can't understand how those companies can survive the in market, ripping off every buying fool not seing thru it. Truwst me, I've read some reviews over the years and the most pissed off revievs I've read came out of this bullshitting procedure. Edited by - Dragon Sign on 1/21/2017 9:32:20 AM [Link]
Luke Lake Deactivated User 878 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 10:57AM Hearing the directors voice in Non-POV scenes To see what I'm talking about, Look at Charlotte Cross's scene in "I Caught My Daughter Fucking My Boyfriend." You can hear Jim say Action. Seriously couldn't have cut that part editors? [Link]
fanofman Senior Member 2053 Posts 9/15	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 11:31AM I hate facials. Cum the bush or inside or outside the vagina or ass. [Link]
bumblaster Senior Member 4881 Posts 4/12	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 4:12PM Those big ass coloured gloves Adriano makes girls wear or wears himself. I wouldn't say I hate it but it is damn distracting! [Link]
Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 7:06PM fanofman wrote: I hate facials. Cum the bush or inside or outside the vagina or ass. Click to expand Blimey! Where would you like it? Tits, legs, feet? [Link]
fanofman Senior Member 2053 Posts 9/15	Posted - Jan 21 2017 : 8:34PM ^i think you mistook my post. I don't like to see facials. I want to see the cumshots on the bush, outside of the vagina, or a creampie. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jan 22 2017 : 12:24PM fanofman wrote: I hate facials. Cum the bush or inside or outside the vagina or ass. Click to expand I'm curious, why do you hate scenes ending with facials? I'm the opposite, I love when a scene ends with a facial and can't stand when a girl gets the pop shot on her bush or ass. I don't care for creampie either. [Link]
Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09	Posted - Jan 22 2017 : 5:56PM 1. Girls whose long hair gets falling in front of their face while they are giving head. The girl moves it out of the way, it falls back, rinse and repeat. Get a scrunchy. 2. The whole "step relative" concept where the girl says, "I want to fuck my brother" or something like that. The guy then stops and spends a minute declaring that they are steps and not really related. [Link]
RelentlessOnanism Senior Member 2660 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jan 22 2017 : 6:38PM ^Just to clarify, you don't like the step-relative thing because you'd rather they were pretending to be properly related, or you'd rather they just steer clear of the topic altogether? [Link]
Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09	Posted - Jan 22 2017 : 7:25PM RelentlessOnanism wrote: ^Just to clarify, you don't like the step-relative thing because you'd rather they were pretending to be properly related, or you'd rather they just steer clear of the topic altogether? Click to expand No, its the point where the guy stops and is "whoa whoa, stop right there, we're not brother and sister, we're step brother and sister!" and spends 30 seconds issuing a disclaimer. [Link]
fanofman Senior Member 2053 Posts 9/15	Posted - Jan 22 2017 : 8:07PM philly26 wrote: fanofman wrote: I hate facials. Cum the bush or inside or outside the vagina or ass. Click to expand I'm curious, why do you hate scenes ending with facials? I'm the opposite, I love when a scene ends with a facial and can't stand when a girl gets the pop shot on her bush or ass. I don't care for creampie either. Click to expand I don't find anything exciting or arousing about a guy pulling out and jerking off on someone's face. I find it much more arousing to see it flowing out and making a mess like it is supposed to. Call me crazy. Edited by - fanofman on 1/22/2017 8:39:33 PM [Link]
Goldstein All-Star Member "You have sacrificed nothing and no one." 3689 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jan 22 2017 : 8:19PM ^ I wanted to call you a cab, but, OK, you're crazy [Link]
Sexy Sadie All-Star Member I came to turn on everyone 978 Posts 6/10	Posted - Jan 22 2017 : 9:23PM ^^ I'm intrigued by this 'flowing out' business. Even the great ejaculator himself, Peter North, didn't cum in flows. Multiple long-ish bursts at best. There's also the slow ooze as well, but that generally peters off to a dribble... Sustained flowage is not something I've seen or personally experienced. [Link]
fanofman Senior Member 2053 Posts 9/15	Posted - Jan 22 2017 : 9:26PM ^LOL. I didn't mean flow out like a river. Maybe ooze out is a better word. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jan 22 2017 : 10:17PM fanofman wrote: philly26 wrote: fanofman wrote: I hate facials. Cum the bush or inside or outside the vagina or ass. Click to expand I'm curious, why do you hate scenes ending with facials? I'm the opposite, I love when a scene ends with a facial and can't stand when a girl gets the pop shot on her bush or ass. I don't care for creampie either. Click to expand I don't find anything exciting or arousing about a guy pulling out and jerking off on someone's face. I find it much more arousing to see it flowing out and making a mess like it is supposed to. Call me crazy. Edited by - fanofman on 1/22/2017 8:39:33 PM Click to expand I respect your opinion, you're not crazy. Everyone has different likes, turn ons, etc. Porn is like music, I could think one band is great and you might think they suck, just like how I like scenes ending in facials and you don't. [Link]