What are some things you HATE in porn? (page 51)

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LezFan Senior Member 1620 Posts 5/18	Posted - Dec 24 2018 : 7:31PM I agree that a bush isnt gross. Its natural. I find it funny how alot of people say they hate fake. They hate fake implants and love all natural but when it comes to a bush or just hair in general on a girl which is all natural they hate it. A woman can have a bush or even hair under her armpits and still look fabulous and take great care of herself. Its not gross at all. Its beautiful and all natural. Edited by - LezFan on 12/24/2018 7:34:03 PM [Link]
Slector Member 655 Posts 2/14	Posted - Dec 24 2018 : 8:07PM Eh, Naw, I gotta go against the armpit stuff. I can take a bush, but I gotta draw the line there (that's just my opinion, not saying your's is wrong). Just like girls with hairy legs--no fucking way. Interesting sidenote: Back in 2001-2003 I taught high school, there was this one senior black girl there who was a very beautiful girl. Not trying to be racist or weird or anything, just saying this girl was very very attractive, absolutely gorgeous face. She was a cheerleader and I remember the first time she came into my classroom in her cheerleader outfit I noticed she had more hair on her legs than I did. I mean it was like Bigfoot or something. Sorry, can't deal with that. I apologize if that makes me sound racist, I don't mean it that way at all. It had nothing to do with the fact that she was black. If it had been a white girl with those Chewbacca legs I would have felt the same way. [Link]
drdd75 Senior Member 1409 Posts 3/16	Posted - Dec 25 2018 : 1:33AM ^^ I know girls in porn right now who love their bush and don't want it cut at all. What's funny is that a lot of the girls in porn who love keeping their bush give me an old school pornstar/model vibe. [Link]
InstantClassic Senior Member What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10	Posted - Dec 25 2018 : 3:39AM I hate the lack of variety nowadays. No anal loving milfs, no anal with big bubble butts - only flat, skinny girls everywhere. [Link]

SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Dec 25 2018 : 2:26PM Visually, on the screen, hairless pussy looks better You can see the glossy wetness of the lips Hair covers up the movements like a hand in the way [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Dec 25 2018 : 2:32PM LezFan wrote: I find it funny how alot of people say they hate fake. They hate fake implants and love all natural but when it comes to a bush or just hair in general on a girl which is all natural they hate it. Click to expand A shaved pussy isn't "fake" Fake titties can look good though imo. Btw..... is there any such thing as a fake pussy ? [Link]
LezFan Senior Member 1620 Posts 5/18	Posted - Dec 25 2018 : 5:48PM SgtSausage wrote: LezFan wrote: I find it funny how alot of people say they hate fake. They hate fake implants and love all natural but when it comes to a bush or just hair in general on a girl which is all natural they hate it. Click to expand A shaved pussy isn't "fake" Fake titties can look good though imo. Btw..... is there any such thing as a fake pussy ? Click to expand I wasnt implying that shaved was fake. I was implying that those who say they love a natural woman need to understand that a bush is natural too. So a natural woman that has real boob, no enhancements, no tattoos, no body piercing and a bush. Thats the definition of all natural. [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Dec 25 2018 : 8:18PM I get it I just think that seeing it in a sex flick is unappealing [Link]
XXX_grinsi Member 25 Posts 10/04	Posted - Dec 26 2018 : 4:59AM InstantClassic wrote: I hate the lack of variety nowadays. No anal loving milfs, no anal with big bubble butts - only flat, skinny girls everywhere. Click to expand +1 [Link]
rearadmiral All-Star Member 6520 Posts 12/11	Posted - Dec 26 2018 : 3:58PM InstantClassic wrote: only flat, skinny girls everywhere. Click to expand Mmmmm... flat skinny girls... Oh wait, you were complaining about that. Sorry! [Link]
Ohio is for lovers Deactivated User 563 Posts 1/10	Posted - Dec 26 2018 : 4:24PM A "natural" woman also has hairy legs, hairy arm pits and hair in their ass. Make up your minds, do you like "natural" women or not? Again, just MY opinion, but hair on a pussy is gross. Hair traps oils and smells. I'm not trying to pull hair out of my mouth after licking pussy. Just my preference. I like my women completely shaved. That is the title of the thread right? :-) Edited by - Ohio is for lovers on 12/26/2018 4:24:36 PM [Link]
drdd75 Senior Member 1409 Posts 3/16	Posted - Dec 26 2018 : 5:23PM InstantClassic wrote: I hate the lack of variety nowadays. No anal loving milfs, no anal with big bubble butts - only flat, skinny girls everywhere. Click to expand I remember you bringing this up to me, and I agree. It's always a cycle in porn. We're in a different era now and it is what it is. I remember all the big booty anal girls earlier this decade like 2012 or something... I miss those days. I believe 2018 has turned out to be a more interesting year than the previous couple years (in a different way that probably doesn't favor you as I see) but the lack of variety is still a problem. Jenna Sativa is a G/G pornstar, Cuban BTW, and I'm not into G/G girls much but Jenna Sativa is one of the few who'll always get to me no matter what. Jenna Sativa has really strong natural curves, and she's gotten thicker lately and I love it, but Penthouse cancelled a shoot with her because they thought she was "too fat", all of her friends and fans on Twitter were pissed off.... that's a perfect reflection of how the industry is today. They favor skinnier girls rather than thicker girls with nice curves. Here's a perfect example of what I believe you're talking about. This was the golden age right here. [Link]
bumblaster Senior Member 4882 Posts 4/12	Posted - Dec 27 2018 : 8:29AM All the Christmas-themed porn around this time of year is so annoying. The stupid hats and costumes are a distraction from the actual fucking. [Link]
Secret Guy Senior Member Stay Beautiful 2409 Posts 10/17	Posted - Dec 27 2018 : 12:06PM ^ I have a thing for the thigh socks for some reason. [Link]

philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Dec 29 2018 : 2:07PM Grandma's doing porn. It's gross. First it was a niche and now I saw in the upcoming scenes Brazzers has a performer in her 60s with fake boobs that look like they belong to a 25 year old. You couldn't pay me to watch it. I don't get it. [Link]
drdd75 Senior Member 1409 Posts 3/16	Posted - Dec 29 2018 : 3:50PM ^ I agree, 21sextreme is the best at that Grandma/Grandpa BS type porn. [Link]
nerdn7 Member 708 Posts 7/16	Posted - Dec 29 2018 : 5:53PM Fucking like there is a camera around. A little immersion wouldn't hurt, directors! [Link]
GetOnYourKnees Member 23 Posts 1/18	Posted - Dec 29 2018 : 6:19PM I hate that all MILFs on ZZ are automatically paired with Jordi El Niño Polla. I skip any scene with that little dude in. [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jan 4 2019 : 1:19AM They should really do something about men's chins I don't mind a good g/g rimming, but a mans chin makes my eyes red with anger. Men's chins should be decorated with something that makes it appealing to other men This has got to stop I'm going to write long letters to video companies demanding that they dress all male talents chins with something that makes it look less manly. Next time it happens, I'm calling the cops. This is ridiculous. [Link]
Maxxx Stirner Deactivated User 319 Posts 11/14	Posted - Jan 4 2019 : 3:03AM This is part and parcel of the problems of hetero porn but the lack of an art of sex positions. If porn took the art and composition of sex positions more seriously they would have to focus on the male form as well as the female form. Until we have an integrated model of porn I don't see this problem going away. [Link]
vened Member 63 Posts 12/14	Posted - Jan 4 2019 : 5:24AM ^^ That's why I skip all non-blowjob oral parts of b/g videos. Watching guy's face or worse, asshole all over the screen is just painful. [Link]
MaggieFan69 Member 90 Posts 4/18	Posted - Jan 5 2019 : 5:32AM I hate that they don't film the actresses I want to watch in the scenes I want to see them and they don't film the scenes with the views I want to see. Other than that...lol I don't like stripper shoes and reaction shots. I don't like scenes shot in black and white. ( I have normal color vision and if I want to watch black and white I'll turn the color down on my TV. ) Stop thinking you're doing artistic shit. IT'S PORN !!! I prefer to watch primarily fictional lesbian scenes. (scenes have a little plot ) and 90% start out with one of the girls stating that she's only doing the lesbian stuff because her boyfriend or husband isn't around or performing properly. Really? Believe it or not, women have actual feelings for other women. ( I assume the director has the girl say this to alleviate the fragile male ego so they think that ALL women, no matter their sexual orientation, need a man. My #1 dislike is the voice of the director especially when they are asking the same stupid questions of the girls. 2 girls are starting to kiss then you hear the director ask one girl, "Do you think she's sexy"? What's she supposed to say. "No, this other girl is horrible and the thought of her touching me makes me sick to my stomach." I suppose this could be a genre' if it isn't already but enough already. Also I don't watch scenes that start with actress interviews. I don't care about your dogs, your special techniques, your sexual awakening since you started porn, blah, blah, blah. And lastly, I hate that Taija Rae was unable to stay eternally young and smoking hot and look and perform like she did in the 80's. [Link]
FleshWorld Member <3: Gal Ritchie, Jade Harper, Kiki Isobel, Melissa Stratton, Nefernik, Zoey Di Giacomo, Zo Pattison 336 Posts 10/17	Posted - Jan 7 2019 : 3:18PM I love everything in porn except of the fact that James Deen is still around. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jan 7 2019 : 11:37PM Ryan Madison [Link]

Whyspers2Scorpio Senior Member "Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite 2345 Posts 12/17	Posted - Jan 8 2019 : 2:43PM ^ For those complaining about a lack of variety, you can blame a fair number of people both on Twitter and who have passed through ADT who will always come up with some snide comment or complaint about the bodies of adult performers. I've seen it in the best and worst of threads on here; if you're blessed with a thick skin then you can block it out and not let it get to you. If not, that kind of thing that trigger anxiety about a pornstar's appearance or a sudden need to go purging regularly to please the thin is in crowd. I'm not that picky personally because what's going to get me off is watching the performers ENJOY themselves. Nothing worse than watching someone who is clearly there for just a a damn paycheck. [Link]
Secret Guy Senior Member Stay Beautiful 2409 Posts 10/17	Posted - Jan 8 2019 : 3:30PM Scenes shot in dark rooms, neck collars. [Link]
Ronald Deactivated User 544 Posts 5/05	Posted - Jan 9 2019 : 5:34PM ^^ it's unclean and disgusting [Link]
josh31 Member 957 Posts 12/17	Posted - Jan 14 2019 : 2:06PM Not a huge fan of all theese private snapchats, onlyfans and so. I get it. More money for the models, But bad for the costumers. [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jan 14 2019 : 3:05PM How is it bad for costumers ? [Link]
InstantClassic Senior Member What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10	Posted - Jan 14 2019 : 3:36PM ^Because the quality is very poor IMO. If the girls make more money with shitty 3-minute videos, they won't make any more real movies. [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 14 2019 : 6:47PM Ronald wrote: ^^ it's unclean and disgusting Click to expand What is? Performers not enjoying themselves? Collars? Am I the only person having a hard time figuring out who is responding to what? I guess while I'm here I will articulate a hate: the abject panic and anxiety concerning men's bodies in "hetero" porn. Big surprise, right. I mean, someone is talking about chins... [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 14 2019 : 6:48PM InstantClassic wrote: ^Because the quality is very poor IMO. If the girls make more money with shitty 3-minute videos, they won't make any more real movies. Click to expand Yes but how does that affect costume designers? [Link]
rearadmiral All-Star Member 6520 Posts 12/11	Posted - Jan 14 2019 : 8:33PM ^ okay, it took me a few times reading through this to figure out what the fuck was going on, but now that I've discovered the initial error in spelling 'customers' this has to be one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time. It just goes to show you how a seemingly minor spelling error can create the basis for some great humour! (As an aside, I use dictation software for letters and emails. I once sent an email to a high profile client, who luckily was a friend too, and I had dictated that 'this is an essential component to the entire contract' but the software wrote it as 'this is a sensual component to the contract.' I didn't proofread it and took a lot of ribbing over that.) Now let's get back to the problems that porn costumers have. "Red cheerleader outfit or the blue one today???" [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jan 14 2019 : 9:54PM Gore Gore Girl wrote: I mean, someone is talking about chins... Click to expand Do you like men's chins ? [Link]

SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jan 14 2019 : 9:58PM InstantClassic wrote: ^Because the quality is very poor IMO. If the girls make more money with shitty 3-minute videos, they won't make any more real movies. Click to expand That makes sense. But why would you need movies when they are right there responding to your text, naked, with a big things in their ass ? It's not all bad quality either. One big problem is the got dam music they choose to blast while they are clit rubbing. I don't wanna hear that shit. [Link]
InstantClassic Senior Member What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10	Posted - Jan 15 2019 : 3:54AM SgtSausage wrote: But why would you need movies when they are right there responding to your text, naked, with a big things in their ass ? Click to expand Cause I still prefer quality. I wouldn't be willing to spend a lot of money on camera videos with poor quality and poor lighting. And I wouldn't be willing to spend much money on videos with 2 positions and sex with little dick male partner. Onlyfans is a good thing for 50 year old virgins to finally get in touch with women. For me, it's totally overpriced amateur stuff. [Link]
josh31 Member 957 Posts 12/17	Posted - Jan 15 2019 : 9:14AM And Its expensive if you wanna keep in touch with 5-10 pornstars at once. Ive tried some Who didnt even Update for a whole month. [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 15 2019 : 11:46AM SgtSausage wrote: Gore Gore Girl wrote: I mean, someone is talking about chins... Click to expand Do you like men's chins ? Click to expand Depends on the chin. But yeah, sure. I mean, I would also like to see their eyes and mouth and stuff. [Link]
epistimonas Senior Member 2570 Posts 6/15	Posted - Jan 15 2019 : 1:00PM fake creampies... [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jan 17 2019 : 12:21AM InstantClassic wrote: Cause I still prefer quality. Click to expand They have plenty HD cams and interesting role play scenes If you're getting bad quality cams, you're in he wrong place [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jan 17 2019 : 12:22AM Gore Gore Girl wrote: Depends on the chin. But yeah, sure. I mean, I would also like to see their eyes and mouth and stuff. Click to expand Men's Chins are no good and have no place in sex movies [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 17 2019 : 2:23PM Apparently they do. They are in sex films. Otherwise you wouldn't be here complaining about it. [Link]
johnnyscorpio Member Imma Jerkoff 153 Posts 6/16	Posted - Jan 17 2019 : 2:55PM chicks jerking off guys w/ their feet [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jan 17 2019 : 9:51PM Gore Gore Girl wrote: Apparently they do. Click to expand Would you watch a movie with nothing but chins in it ? Just chins and nothing else. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jan 18 2019 : 12:06AM ^ Would you watch a movie with just women's elbows? Maybe, if you're an elbow fetishist. But most people wouldn't. That doesn't mean we'll never see a woman's elbow in a porn scene though. Of course we will. Because women have elbows. If you're going to watch porn with men (who are fucking women), then you're going to see their chins sometimes. That's just how it is. [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Jan 18 2019 : 12:13AM "LOL" at some of the discussions/arguments that take place in this thread. [Link]
Flash Golden Age Classic 11018 Posts 5/01	Posted - Jan 18 2019 : 11:38AM SgtSausage wrote: Men's Chins are no good Click to expand I beg to differ. Bruce Campbell has an exceptional chin. [Link]
pat362 Senior Member 10083 Posts 3/10	Posted - Jan 18 2019 : 1:41PM ^I second that statement and add that it is often quite prominent in many of his movies. Ash would not be as great if it wasn't for that chin. [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jan 18 2019 : 2:45PM killbillvol69 wrote: If you're going to watch porn with men (who are fucking women), then you're going to see their chins sometimes. That's just how it is. Click to expand I think men's chins should be against the law and I'll keep fighting this madness until it is. killbillvol69 wrote: ^ Would you watch a movie with just women's elbows? Maybe, if you're an elbow fetishist. But most people wouldn't. Click to expand Yes,.... yes i would [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 21 2019 : 12:18PM Flash wrote: SgtSausage wrote: Men's Chins are no good Click to expand I beg to differ. Bruce Campbell has an exceptional chin. Click to expand If Mr. Campbell were to bless us with a porn movie, I imagine chins would play a big role. The mind boggles. [Link]