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LetTheWookieWin1981
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226 Posts
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Posted - Apr 24 2018 : 7:53PM
There were some efforts to remaster some vintage Murican films for HD-DVD/Blu-Ray release, but the industry just isn't going to put the money in to doing it, so outside companies have to step in and do it, which some have done with European titles. If there was something like AGFA for XXX, it could help, but I just don't see that ever changing and since most of the post-80's stuff was shot on digital video, there's not much hope.
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 24 2018 : 9:12PM
^ I agree with you, it's not going to happen. I was just expressing MY WISH that it would happen.
I'm not holding my breath for it, that's for sure.
Dread
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Latex and boobs
5085 Posts
3/07
Posted - Apr 24 2018 : 11:07PM
Man, i wish Olivia O'lovely was around for the HD era. So many good scenes of her's i want in HD
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SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - Apr 25 2018 : 5:53PM
Very small dicks going into very big butt holes.
45 minutes of mini meat half way in and moving in and out very slow.
How dare you !
 
Okumo2
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14 Posts
4/18
Posted - Apr 26 2018 : 10:08AM
- too little / not noticeable cumshots or plenty cumshots but missing completely the face of the girl (only hitting her tits or even nothing of her).
- boring sex. Great example would be Nicole Aniston who looks perfect but only performs boring b/g sex. Opposite would be Boby Starr less attractive but very, very good kinky performance. Stunning looking girl who do kinky porn are hard to find :(((.
- close ups on male performers.... why?!?!?!?
- unmotivated boring licking blow jobs. Please learn to deepthroat girls!

Edited by - Okumo2 on 4/26/2018 10:11:58 AM

LetTheWookieWin1981
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226 Posts
1/17
Posted - Apr 26 2018 : 1:12PM
My latest gripe is the lack of 4K VOD downloads that are of studio content. Websites are obviously doing it, but many studios are shooting 4K video of my fave starlets and not releasing the material as such. Hopefully, that will change in the next few years, as AV1 takes hold.
Deathstars62
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365 Posts
11/15
Posted - May 2 2018 : 7:08AM
Cinemascope in porn
neetbux
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48 Posts
6/17
Posted - May 2 2018 : 9:55AM
Mens feet visible in POV porn. Please put some socks or shoes on.
Gonzosuperfan
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51 Posts
3/18
Posted - May 5 2018 : 6:53PM
A-FUCKING-MEN! At least put some freakin' socks on! Like, how do they miss things like this?!?
Secret Guy
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Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - May 5 2018 : 9:15PM
^I prefer it without socks or shoes on, it makes the scene look lazily directed.
whoremonger
Member

248 Posts
2/04
Posted - May 5 2018 : 9:18PM
I absolutely HATE woman wearing noting except high heel shoes
Also hate condoms though thankfully their use in porn seems to be a fad which is almost gone
sickguy
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736 Posts
9/06
Posted - May 5 2018 : 10:47PM
I'm never at the guys feet in porn...lol.
Gonzosuperfan
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51 Posts
3/18
Posted - May 7 2018 : 6:16PM
Sometimes it's unavoidable. It's like, an inch from her face in POV porn and grosses me out.
jorgeantonio73
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56 Posts
3/18
Posted - May 7 2018 : 10:21PM
Some things I hate in porn right now:
*Same fucking pan n zoom and angles.. I've seen it once and I've seen it 10000 times.
*The same dude fucking the same chick for the 18th time.
*the same positions(doggy missionary cowgirl reverse cowgirl)
* the same scenario (Bj pussy eaten sex cum on face)
*Seriously ladies.. if you don't really want to shoot porn but you need money for whatever habit you have, just don't. You can see it on yer face and hear it in yer voice.
*Theres gotta be more male talent out there. You got the 20 year old kid fucking these beautiful woman or you have the guy whose been at it since 1970-something.
*STOP with the enhancements on the lips, eyes cheeks n tits.. some of these ladies look 60 when they are only 29.
*NEW CREATIVE minds are needed.
 
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - May 8 2018 : 4:34AM
Good luck with that lol
InstantClassic
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What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy?
2966 Posts
5/10
Posted - May 8 2018 : 5:43AM
^People who are shooting porn today are more photographers than directors IMO. That's why porn is so generic and repetitious these days. Same dude with the same type of girl and the same 2-3 positions over and over and over again.
SteveKub
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78 Posts
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Posted - May 8 2018 : 11:51AM
The comical fake balloon tits. Too much makeup. The exaggerated moaning and stupid dirty talk. The bizarre circus positions everyone has to be in to achieve double or triple anal penetration.
And, of course, condoms. They have no place in porn. Thankfully, they seem to be going the way of the dodo.
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - May 8 2018 : 8:51PM
Is it true that the more you watch sex flicks, the more you'll have to complain about the content ?
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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7/10
Posted - May 8 2018 : 9:20PM
^ This whole thread is nothing but "They should only make porn the way I like it!!!" posts.
SgtSausage
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10/15
Posted - May 8 2018 : 9:45PM
lol
is there anything in existence that allows a person to direct a fuck ?
like a 1-800-direct-a-fuck
there is allot of Cam work out there by people who are creative.
......but the quality is fully lacking
should studios invest in Cam flicks ?
.....something has to be done
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 9 2018 : 3:11PM
There are and always have been creative people in porn. Sadly, because people don't pay for porn, there is no budget to work with and studios don't want to take risks.
SgtSausage
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376 Posts
10/15
Posted - May 9 2018 : 6:09PM
If people don't pay for porn, why are there still studios ?
it's more of a risk making uncreative porn.
but i don't think porn is uncreative. I think that our appetites have grown and we just want more.
and what we've been getting is not doing it for us no more
this is dangerous.
i find that a good fast from the sex flicks works wonders.
everyone needs to bathe their eyeballs once in a while
Dread
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Latex and boobs
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Posted - May 9 2018 : 11:39PM
Keeping it 100. I actually like fake mega balloon tits. Simply because most mainstream stars DON'T have them so the rare few that do (AND THEY DON'T HAVE THE DUMB LIP INJECTIONS LIKE MOST OF THEM DO) I'm all over it. I'm also a person who doesn't care if boobs are real or fake though, so there's that.
----Dread's Twitter----
AlexD
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178 Posts
8/15
Posted - May 10 2018 : 2:14PM
Seems more and more like every blowjob has to turn into forced deep throat, making the girl gag and gurgle sounding like my garbage disposal. I don't see the appeal, don't get me wrong, in some scenes it's hot but unecessary in a lot of them IMO. I'd prefer the guy just sit back and let us see what the girl can do with her mouth and her own techniques.

Edited by - Alexd on 5/10/2018 2:24:58 PM

 
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 10 2018 : 7:33PM
^ I'm not opposed to gagging blowjobs but I agree with you that we could use some variety. I really like slow, sensual edging blowjobs but those are much harder to find than the gagging variety.
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
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7238 Posts
1/09
Posted - May 11 2018 : 8:11AM
^^ Agreed. It's weird looking back at DEEP THROAT and seeing the style of that performance. It's all about showing those skills as an active participant.
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - May 11 2018 : 6:11PM
would love to see a woman passionately and sincerely beg for cum in her mouth with tears in eyes.
Chillusions
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156 Posts
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Posted - May 11 2018 : 8:34PM
- opening up aka "fucking around the corner" for the camera. Looks uncomfortable and often kills the flow. In comics you won't see THE punch but its impact. Same here - show the entry and let the performers perform afterwards.
- all naked fuck scenes all the time even in themes where at least part of the clothes actually are integral to the theme/fantasy.
- still too many close ups and POV angles. Particularly in passionate, high octane moments the "impact" is better captured in complete view or long shots. I.e. catching high body tension of an arching female performer works only so much (not) if the cam is so close.
- the constant focus on the male talent in FFM threesomes. The women are way too often just decoration to each other (even if there is interaction).+
- too few female directors/producers - I miss Belladonna and Bobbi Starr so much. Heck even Princess Donna.
Mass Facialties
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9308 Posts
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Posted - May 12 2018 : 1:33AM
I agree...some sites, like HardX, you can't even call what the girls do a blowjob because they essentially just open their mouth to allow the guy to "jack hammer" their mouth. I'd much rather see the girl actually suck the dick and, like you say, the guy just sit back. Unfortunately for me, this "jack hammer" oral has become standard operating procedure for every HardX scene.
sh_rock
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518 Posts
12/03
Posted - May 13 2018 : 6:53AM
The lack of variety of angles shot by the majority of the so-called directors these days. It seems like the only angles shot are close ups, low angles (are the camerapeople scared of heights?) and body parts.
Speaking of lack of variety it is turning out that way in interracial porn as well.
Jackbrown74
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355 Posts
10/17
Posted - May 14 2018 : 11:04PM
Sites not listing the model's names
Looking at you Facialabuse. They claim they don't list names to protect the models but it hurts the performer from growing and is a pain in the ass for the consumer having go take the time to find who the model is and the issue is especially for newer scenes
Secret Guy
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Stay Beautiful
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10/17
Posted - May 15 2018 : 8:35PM
^ Anything associated with that studio should be avoided like the plague.
Slector
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655 Posts
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Posted - May 16 2018 : 7:12AM
I also agree. These are not blowjobs. I always fast forward through these. I hate when all you can hear is the girl going "gluk gluk gluk gluk"
MorganKane
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6037 Posts
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Posted - May 16 2018 : 5:56PM
I definitely agree with you on this one. While I do enjoy deepthroating scenes I do wish there were more blowjobs where the girls are in control and get to do their thing.
 
Ultra_Mega
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42 Posts
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Posted - May 16 2018 : 7:47PM
well this isn't so much about what i hate but rather, what i'd like to see more of..
i would like to see more post cum shot play. instead of just the guy cums and its over.
it's great to see when the girl keeps sucking and playing with the guys cock still oozing out cum or even makes him pop again!
or the guy slides, slaps and pushes his spent cock all over the girls cum covered pussy, asshole and tits. that kind of stuff. which brings me to my next thing is pussy/camel toe sliding. instead of just getting the cock right in, it would be nice to have some tension and hot build up to when it finally goes inside her.
slow teasing BJ finale/cum shots. instead of everything fast and aggressive.
top down view. when the girl is on her knees sucking cock, the guys POV looking down in her to see perfectly heart shape of her ass.
if i was directing porn, i'd make these things seen and featured every scene.
i do admit that i barely watch much of today's pron but from what i've glanced over on some sites i sure as hell don't like the sit-com/rom-com style of porn that i'm seeing. and some of the other goofy slapstick crap..ughh! but i'm mostly a fan of late 80's to early 2000's but mostly keen on the 90's.
oh!..i forgot...i do absolutely hate!...
DUDES WITH HAIRY BALLS!!!
Edited by - Ultra_Mega on 5/16/2018 7:49:58 PM
Whyspers2Scorpio
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"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite
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Posted - May 17 2018 : 6:37PM
So I was listening to a podcast of Holly Randall and Jacky St James where an interesting point was brought up that I didn't realize until now - EVERY B/G scenes ends with the male orgasm superseding the female one, let's make it a goal for 2019 to have a porn scene that actually closes out with the female orgasm as opposed to the man's. I know it's asking alot to break tradition but it would be a nice reversal. That is something I do admittedly hate in porn along with the fact that B/G scenes tend to lack the kind of sensuality that G/G scenes are known for.
Sinful Scorpio, Passionate Aries
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 17 2018 : 8:11PM
^ "And the AVN for worse porn idea goes to...."
Black Vanguard
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5/18
Posted - May 17 2018 : 8:46PM
Racism in the industry, obviously.
Any kind of abusive/humiliation porn.
Messy blowjobs where saliva is smeared on the chick's face.
Jacked up makeup in general.
Crying.
Basically, Max Hardcore, Meatholes, Facial Abuse, Ghetto Gaggers and anything else that follows that vein.
Donald Trump.
Cowgirl. I get why they shoot it, but I hate that angle. IRL it's great. Reverse sucks IRL, but looks miles better on camera.
Guys jerking to cum. There's a woman there, why are you jerking it like you're alone in the high school bathroom? Let her finish it.
Girls who give lousy, tight lipped BJs and who dodge the cum during the facial. Nothing worse than seeing a chick actively trying to keep it out of her mouth.
Cum in her eye. Only misogynists enjoy this.
Fat chicks.
Poor lighting.
Fake asses.
Any scene with a closeup of the dude's face. JUST. STOP. DOING. THIS.
Dudes who can't keep it up.
Teenie Weenies.
Anal. I don't "hate" anal with a capital "H", but it's way too over done.
SgtSausage
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376 Posts
10/15
Posted - May 17 2018 : 9:55PM
can a man act like he just came and make it believable ?
Mass Facialties
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Posted - May 18 2018 : 4:54AM
^

BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 21 2018 : 11:49AM
Mason shot some scenes that end with female orgasms, it is fine.
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 21 2018 : 12:05PM
^ Quite a few. Kristina Rose in Massive Facials is a standout. Nica Noelle does this also.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 21 2018 : 5:51PM
There is an early Kristina/Manuel scene shot by Mason that I recall ended with her masturbating while crouched against the wall after the facial. It was among the first time I can remember seeing a scene end that way, I mentioned it to Kristina on here and she said it was spontaneous.
But now I can't recall the title, it started in a loft with Kristina yelling how much she loved Manuel out the windows. If anyone can recall let me know, I'm going to try and collect all these great scenes, I rented them via stream-on-demand but would like to own them now as digital downloads now.
Eisenhorn
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25 Posts
10/17
Posted - May 22 2018 : 11:44AM
Ridiculous massive fake boobs.
Girls who were once beautiful but have ruined themselves with unnecessary plastic surgery. The big blown up lips, cheek implants. It looks awful.
Girls who look like they're planning their shopping and how they're going to tackle the damp in the spare room during a scene. Nicole Aniston is one of these. Was a beautiful woman, but looks just so damned bored during her scenes.
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Supporter
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Meh
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Posted - May 22 2018 : 12:21PM
^^ Fairly certain you're talking about Kristina's scene from Slave Dolls 3. And if you're interested in downloading all those Elegant Angel Mason directed scenes be sure to join Club Elegant Angel, their old site. If you join Elegant's new site you won't find any of those classic scenes.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 22 2018 : 4:30PM
Thanks MF.
Secret Guy
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Posted - May 22 2018 : 9:09PM
^^ Thanks for the link. The Mason Elegant Angel movies are stone cold classics.
Secret Guy
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Stay Beautiful
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Posted - May 23 2018 : 11:53AM
Also include Bullying!
crisser32
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71 Posts
2/17
Posted - May 23 2018 : 9:40PM
Dirty ass tongues. When a girls sucking a dick and she sticks out her tongue and it's all black or discolored. I'm sure a lot are smokers.
Snowbunny Sorcerer
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She's hot but not my type of stroke game, I don't play sword fights with that which mirrors me.
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Posted - May 24 2018 : 7:00AM
[mod edit: no need to call out particular girls on their looks. Let's keep things general]
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/25/2018 12:10:58 AM



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