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| Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13 | |
| Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13 | Finally, your fourth point is big for me, because I love nothing more than to see a girl standing up in glam pics; nothing's better than great full frontal/rear shots of the girl standing up. Some porn sites that do a great job of this are HardX and the sites of the Mile High Media network-Reality Junkies, Cherry Pop Films, Sweet Sinner and Sweetheart Video. As for a site that doesn't do this well, the one that stands out for me, because I have a membership to it right now, is New Sensations-it's always annoyed the shit outta me that they have the girls sitting/laying down for the vast majority of their glam photos. |
| InstantClassic Senior Member What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10 | |
| balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10 | |
| darthroc Member 754 Posts 4/14 | |
| SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15 | Scenes of sex with heavy muscled women....... lmao heavy muscled women with very soft men. she'll be very soft and feminine acting and he'll be extra tough and masculine acting. the criss crossed visual and sounds would be very funny, entertaining, and sad at the same time. are there any flicks like this out there ? it would be something that i hate in porn, but i'd love to watch stuff like this Edited by - sgtsausage on 10/7/2017 10:54:30 AM |
| vrakenbaq Deactivated User 1889 Posts 9/09 | |
| p_ramezap Senior Member 1549 Posts 5/03 | Any type of surgery which alters someone's natural look (fake tits, nose, lips, cheeks, ass, etc.) Fakers Out of shape performers (both male and female) Scenes where girls are dressed up as cheap street hookers with a ton of make up Scenes where girls say they are doing something for the first time, but they have done it many times before already Scenes with bad lighting, where action is done in shades or worst than that, in dark. what's the point of shooting a scene if it can't be seen to be appreciated? Scenes where the next sex position is predictable because the director has no imagination (Adriano takes the gold cup here) When all the scenes that a director produces seem to be shot in the same location bed/couch (Tushy, Adriano, I can go on forever here) Scenes where a guy talks or moans more than a girl Slow motion |
| PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10 | |
| SamanthaRone Member The World's Fresh Ornament 115 Posts 4/15 | I hate that we only get to fuck for one hour. Ive had directors say I have all the content I need you can "pop" now. I hate that I can't leave my shoes on in bed. I love getting fucked in a nice pair of shoes. I hate that I have to keep my knees in the guys armpits if I'm getting DPed because it makes my ass round... I want to ride both cocks god damn it! I hate that if Im doing an office scene I have to wear a pencil skirt and leave most of the clothes on. I hate when my co stars have bad hygiene and I have to kiss them. I hate that most male performers think if I say some dirty talk during the scene they think I want to date them. I hate that I have to change positions so much. Like Im literally cumming and this camera man is telling me to go doggy! BITCHHH I hate that I have to fuck on hard surfaces. Like y'all should see my body after a desk scene. Im impersonating a polkadot bodysuit. I hate that I have to do pussy eating with guys that suck at eating pussy, News flash if they sucked in real life id be like you suck at that. please just fuck me. I hate that in cowgirl I have to put my armpit in the male talents face. Sometimes I forget to wear deodorant on purpose... I hate that Ive had directors tell me that laughing during a scene isn't sexy and that I shouldn't smile when Im getting fucked in my ass. I hate that people want to see girls shoot everyday for months straight but don't expect that girl to have acne and razor bumps... I hate when directors ask you to do things that are physically impossible. Like can you touch your toes to your nose then gape your ass then smile and wink. Then repeat the lyrics to a green day song. Thanks for reading my HATES! SR Blownbyrone.com Twitter:SamanthaRone1 |
| PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10 | Are you forgetting to wear deodorant on purpose sometimes: 1. Because you hate to do cowgirl sometimes? or 2. Because you don't like your male partner that day? If it's #1 I feel sorry for your male costar. It's not his fault if you don't feel like doing cowgirl that day. If it's #2 wouldn't it just be easier to put that person on your "No List"? |
| Sexy Sadie All-Star Member I came to turn on everyone 978 Posts 6/10 | |
| Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16 | |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | |
| rob2 Member 824 Posts 2/04 | |
| Triplesod Member 6 Posts 8/16 | I wish they would also film the same girls in the same outfits doing more than just blowjobs bugs the shit out of me. |
| A_Fan Deactivated User 1187 Posts 9/16 | |
| SteveX Member 534 Posts 4/17 | - I hate slapping, spitting, degrading fetishes - if the girl enjoys it yeah its ok, but when it either looks or is made to look like she doesn't like it then no thanks. - I hate gloves in general, if they're not for safety purposes then they don't belong. :) - I hate when a performer is wearing something really hot, it immediately gets removed in scenes. - I hate seeing a mans ass, especially if its unshaven or still has some toilet paper stuck in there LOL. Keep it to a minimum please. - I hate big cumshots that are wasted on the chin or barely near any main cumshot region e.g boobs, ass, face. Surely this is decided earlier on. - I hate watching a scene and its a variety of cumshots / creampie, either its a creampie scene or full facial scene (double facial etc) - I hate watching scenes which make the already teen performers look/appear younger. These seem to be the main things that come to mind.... |
| darthroc Member 754 Posts 4/14 | |
| SteveX Member 534 Posts 4/17 | |
| 10000 days Deactivated User Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06 | |
| Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13 | |
| John Pype Member I adore sluts 779 Posts 9/03 | I hate watery cum. I hate limp dicks. I hate urine, puke, shit. I hate the current preoccupation with anal. I hate tits that look like balloons. I mostly hate tats. I hate guys with bad teeth. I hate when some ugly dude French kisses a girl I'm besotted with. I don't mind if he fucks the life out of her though. I hate when the girl has her tongue hanging out for cum, and the dude shoots it over her ear. JonEPype |
| darthroc Member 754 Posts 4/14 | |
| jks1 Member A round ass and big natural tits on a small frame are pretty hard to beat 103 Posts 9/17 | Silicone overdose, covered in ink and a hard faced peroxide blonde - Brazzers especially features far too many girls who fit this exact description - they just look like plastic fuck dolls to me, a complete turn off Quick cutaway post facial Guys who ALWAYS have to finish by jerking themselves off - they have a beautiful and talented girl in front of them who could suck/jerk them off yet they always have to do it themselves Lame cumshots that barely cover her mouth let alone paint her face Idiot male stars who just won't STFU Over the top fake moaning, ridiculous overacting and badly delivered, cliched and unimaginative'dirty talk' - just generally STFU The current anal fixation thats infected the entire industry like an unimaginative and boringly repetitive virus Miserable looking (whether real or acted) female performers Overly rough, violent or clearly deliberately degrading type scenes involving face slapping, spitting, name calling, foot on face, pissing etc Edited by - jks1 on 10/15/2017 2:22:02 AM Edited by - jks1 on 10/15/2017 2:27:16 AM |
| SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15 | |
| jks1 Member A round ass and big natural tits on a small frame are pretty hard to beat 103 Posts 9/17 | |
| Xionysus New Member 3 Posts 10/17 | |
| Secret Guy Senior Member Stay Beautiful 2409 Posts 10/17 | |
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| vrakenbaq Deactivated User 1889 Posts 9/09 | |
| Secret Guy Senior Member Stay Beautiful 2409 Posts 10/17 | |
| SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15 | |
| SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15 | |
| The Grizzly Member 350 Posts 4/17 | Too much silly talk like "oh yes Daddy, stick your big cock into my tight little pussy". Let the girls scream and moan - make them! - but don't make them talk where there's no need for talk! The recent stepbrother/stepdaddy fad. Who in the world gets a boner over that kind of totally faked crap? Degradation. Spitting, slapping, calling the girls sluts and what not - and for fuck's sake, stop advertising your stuff with catch phrases like "total anal destruction"!!! |
| WhiteEagle Deactivated User 25 Posts 10/17 | |
| WhiteEagle Deactivated User 25 Posts 10/17 | |
| Secret Guy Senior Member Stay Beautiful 2409 Posts 10/17 | |
| abel_semen New Member 4 Posts 10/17 | Also, considering how many of these girls dance for a living (or at least make a fair bit of their income that way), it's shocking how bad most of them are at it. There's a lot of things I have issues with in porn really, but happily there's so much and such varied stuff out there that it's not too hard to avoid any given pet peeve. Edited by - abel_semen on 10/22/2017 7:36:25 AM |
| jks1 Member A round ass and big natural tits on a small frame are pretty hard to beat 103 Posts 9/17 |
Buttman back in the day is the guy who initially comes to my mind who seemed to really explore this type of thing Then after him, Jules Jordan clearly admired the work of Stagliano, was clearly heavily influenced by what he did, but then added in high production values and a near obsessive focus on big facial finishes on beautiful girls' faces. Later, around the early 2000s, Jules Jordan's first 'weapons of ass destruction' hit the market, took off and he produced many more over the years. Perhaps both Stagliano and Jordan tapped into a previously untapped latent fetish in the collective porn loving psyche back then because now if you look at the Evil Angel website, almost every new release has 'anal' somewhere in big bold letters the title. Its difficult to say exactly when the mainstream porn anal obsession began and with what actress and/or producer. I think its collective and not down to one person, but Buttman and Jordan and their success, seem pivotal to me. It didnt use to be like this. Personally i have almost no interest in anal and absolutely zero interest in gapes, it seems I'm in a minority, but I'm happy with that. Edited by - jks1 on 10/22/2017 11:01:47 AM |
| Bezerkingoff Deactivated User 181 Posts 9/17 | |
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| CaptainLegal Member 10 Posts 10/17 | I hate dirty talking. I hate that we see almost the same possitons in every movie. I hate that they use the same themes again and again(doctor,student,teacher,yoga etc.) I hate that the movies don't have good script. I hate that there is no meaning behind sex, for example a pizza guy rings the bell,the woman opens the door,she's horny and they start fucking. I hate that many movies are so serious,the actors are so serious like they play in some,I don't know,drama movie!?It's sex,it's supposed to be fun. I hate that directors don't hear the actor's oppinions. I don't hate fake boobs but I hate the exrteme size of fake boobs. I hate clit piercings I hate a lot of tattoos and especially ungly tattos like Bonnie Rotten for example. I hate when the guy talks too much and you can hear him moaning but you don't hear the girl. I hate that there so much hardcore but few softcore. I hate that when the guy cums,they finish the movie.There is no afterplay at all. I don't like when the gilrs take all their clothes off. Preety much this is my opinion. |
| Sexy Sadie All-Star Member I came to turn on everyone 978 Posts 6/10 | Re positions, though: in most cases, the more exotic the position the less erotic the exposition. When the director goes all karma-sutra, it can break the wankspell as I start wondering about the mechanics of the position, or whether it's comfortable, or other random wood-reducing cogitatery. For me the three basic positions - mish, doggy, cowgirl - are the bedrock of a good porn scene, possibly because those positions connect with my own sexual experience. Within these basic positions there are variations (eg. hands-and-knees doggy, flat-on-the-belly doggy, etc.), which seem to go through periods of relative popularity or become associated with certain actors/directors/studios. I consider spoon and reverse cowgirl the more porny positions since they are generally used to give good exposure to the female performers' bodies (particularly the genitalia) while in the act of fucking - they're often used to provide 'evidence' of anal insertion. Personally I find spoon and RC less erotic generally but not distractingly so. Having said that though, not infrequently a well shot spoon session can add to my fun. Jackhammer does nothing for me, is a pseudo-acrobatic position, and turns perfectly good porn scenes into nude rhythmic gymnastics - mildly interesting to watch, although I'm never sure whether I should be cumming or awarding points out of 10. Edited by - Sexy Sadie on 10/23/2017 3:03:25 PM |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | |
| PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10 | |
| Sexy Sadie All-Star Member I came to turn on everyone 978 Posts 6/10 | |
| PornoSmurf Senior Member 1190 Posts 12/13 |
What I also HATE is guys with soft/semi hard dicks.. you can see when they're fucking the girls that it's totally soft inside the girl and then you automatically know that the girls moans are completely fake because a soft cock can not hit any of the right spots in a girl. It's beyond me, just fucking hire a guy who can keep his cock hard fuck sakes, how "hard" can that be? I also despise guys being outright dicks to the girls in scenes, sometimes a girl can be in the pleasure zone and the guy does something so fucking stupid that it just takes her out of it, you can see the change in facial expression. Like why the fuck would you spit in her face during a gangbang and fuck up her face? Also when the girls mouth and face are red from the slapping and roughness of a scene, remind me why we are doing this to these gorgeous girls again? Are we that hate filled and sick that we have to punish these goddesses? I admire and respect the guys like Johnny Sins, Chris Strokes and Mick Blue, they've been in the game so long but when they're in a scene you see how much they enjoy their jobs and they don't ever see the need to be cunts towards the girls. I wish porn companies would just stop hiring guys like Tommy Pistol, James Deen and Tony Ribas (the spanish guy with the small dick), they obviously have some kind of hatred towards women or some kind of sickness that makes them want to really physically hurt the girls so why the fuck hire them!? EDIT: Also Keiran Lee with his "harder.. harder.. HARDER!" shit.. then the girl looks at him like "bro, I'm riding you as hard as I fucking can".. it just breaks the scene and I wish someone would tell him that he is just a fucking prop in a scene and that people watch scenes for the girl and not for him. Keiran also is in the habit of doing positions that are great for real life sex but terrible for camera, it's like he thinks porn is his personal haven for having sex and not for putting up a great scene with great angles. He does do a good job of banging the girls though but still, every scene he is in consists of the same stupid positions and don't get me started on his "cock choking the girl by putting it on her neck" stupidity. Fuck her irritates me and what pisses me off is that he is in scenes with my favorite girls and he always ends up fucking them up. Edited by - pornosmurf on 10/25/2017 12:41:19 AM Edit 2: Sorry one last thing, any guy shooting a porn scene who has a pop shot where you know they either jerked off in the morning or had sex before, like you barely see the cum shot because you decided to be unprofessional and empty your ball sack out the morning of a shoot. What in the actual fuck? Edited by - pornosmurf on 10/25/2017 12:48:44 AM |
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