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Scene photos, especially the glam pics, are really important to me, too. However, I disagree with your first complaint because I actually like to see the progression from fully clothed to fully nude. I especially like to see a girl standing in sexy underwear or lingerie. To your second point, I agree there-the photo sets for Mike Adriano's Evil Angel and BangBros scenes are infamous for this because they're shot using a wide lense which leads to the photo being more of the scene backdrop then the girl(s) herself. As far as hardcore pics go, I usually like 'em but sometimes they're not good; what sticks out in my mind is how Greg Lansky shoots the hardcore stills for his sites-I've always found it odd that he insists on having the girls stare directly at the camera for the hardcore stills. If it's a POV shot, I definitely want to see the girl staring at me, but when it's a shot of the girl in reverse cowgirl, missionary, or some other sex position, it's weird to see her head turned to the camera in those hardcore shots.
Finally, your fourth point is big for me, because I love nothing more than to see a girl standing up in glam pics; nothing's better than great full frontal/rear shots of the girl standing up. Some porn sites that do a great job of this are HardX and the sites of the Mile High Media network-Reality Junkies, Cherry Pop Films, Sweet Sinner and Sweetheart Video. As for a site that doesn't do this well, the one that stands out for me, because I have a membership to it right now, is New Sensations-it's always annoyed the shit outta me that they have the girls sitting/laying down for the vast majority of their glam photos.
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Posted - Sep 8 2017 : 3:03AM
I hate the lack of anal performing milfs (or cougars if you will). I really miss the days of Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Francesca Lee and Ava Addams. All retired or retired from anal. And with Veronica Avluv the last big name in that genre is gone too. I really like Kendra Lust, but she is a part timer and not available for other studios.
balbars
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Posted - Oct 6 2017 : 8:55AM
Missing scenes, you see them on the add, then you get the video because of that, and they are not there or oare 5 second last.....feels like cheated.
 
darthroc
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Posted - Oct 7 2017 : 3:19AM
Those are hard to find and they are made specifically for men who enjoy that. They are only on adult fitness sites and clip sites. If you are talking about mainstream porn the opposite problem exists. Not enough truly fit women in mainstream porn.
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Posted - Oct 7 2017 : 10:53AM
balbars wrote:
Scenes of sex with heavy muscled women.......
lmao
heavy muscled women with very soft men. she'll be very soft and feminine acting and he'll be extra tough and masculine acting.
the criss crossed visual and sounds would be very funny, entertaining, and sad at the same time.
are there any flicks like this out there ?
it would be something that i hate in porn, but i'd love to watch stuff like this
Edited by - sgtsausage on 10/7/2017 10:54:30 AM
vrakenbaq
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Short careers
And the interference of the mormons!
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POV
Any type of surgery which alters someone's natural look (fake tits, nose, lips, cheeks, ass, etc.)
Fakers
Out of shape performers (both male and female)
Scenes where girls are dressed up as cheap street hookers with a ton of make up
Scenes where girls say they are doing something for the first time, but they have done it many times before already
Scenes with bad lighting, where action is done in shades or worst than that, in dark. what's the point of shooting a scene if it can't be seen to be appreciated?
Scenes where the next sex position is predictable because the director has no imagination (Adriano takes the gold cup here)
When all the scenes that a director produces seem to be shot in the same location bed/couch (Tushy, Adriano, I can go on forever here)
Scenes where a guy talks or moans more than a girl
Slow motion
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1. Overly long setups. I like setups but I don't need for it to be 10 or 15 minutes long.
2. Hookups
3. Hotshots
4. Women made up to appear waaaayyyyyy younger then they are.
5. Gape gloves
6. fake cumshots
7. All white rooms
SamanthaRone
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Posted - Oct 7 2017 : 7:20PM
Things I HATE About Porn As A Performer:
I hate that we only get to fuck for one hour. Ive had directors say I have all the content I need you can "pop" now.
I hate that I can't leave my shoes on in bed. I love getting fucked in a nice pair of shoes.
I hate that I have to keep my knees in the guys armpits if I'm getting DPed because it makes my ass round... I want to ride both cocks god damn it!
I hate that if Im doing an office scene I have to wear a pencil skirt and leave most of the clothes on.
I hate when my co stars have bad hygiene and I have to kiss them.
I hate that most male performers think if I say some dirty talk during the scene they think I want to date them.
I hate that I have to change positions so much. Like Im literally cumming and this camera man is telling me to go doggy! BITCHHH
I hate that I have to fuck on hard surfaces. Like y'all should see my body after a desk scene. Im impersonating a polkadot bodysuit.
I hate that I have to do pussy eating with guys that suck at eating pussy, News flash if they sucked in real life id be like you suck at that. please just fuck me.
I hate that in cowgirl I have to put my armpit in the male talents face. Sometimes I forget to wear deodorant on purpose...
I hate that Ive had directors tell me that laughing during a scene isn't sexy and that I shouldn't smile when Im getting fucked in my ass.
I hate that people want to see girls shoot everyday for months straight but don't expect that girl to have acne and razor bumps...
I hate when directors ask you to do things that are physically impossible. Like can you touch your toes to your nose then gape your ass then smile and wink. Then repeat the lyrics to a green day song.
Thanks for reading my HATES!
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This one confuses me a bit.
Are you forgetting to wear deodorant on purpose sometimes:
1. Because you hate to do cowgirl sometimes?
or
2. Because you don't like your male partner that day?
If it's #1 I feel sorry for your male costar. It's not his fault if you don't feel like doing cowgirl that day.
If it's #2 wouldn't it just be easier to put that person on your "No List"?
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^^ Quite possibly the best post in this thread since the OP. Ms Rone bringing something completely new to the table - amusing and BTS-ish...
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Posted - Oct 7 2017 : 9:57PM
^ She can't smile while getting fucked in the ass! What kind of BS studio/director does she work with?
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What's wrong with reciting Green Day lyrics?
 
rob2
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I love it when you smile and laugh, in fact I look for that!
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Posted - Oct 9 2017 : 6:11PM
What I really hate is looking through the internet and finding a pic of two or three hot girls dressed in amazing outfits thinking I have hit the jackpot then following the link or searching for the content online only to discover the scene is a blow job only scene :-( Swallowed.com is the main culprit they dress the girls in some sexy outfits and then I get all excited for nothing!?
I wish they would also film the same girls in the same outfits doing more than just blowjobs bugs the shit out of me.
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Posted - Oct 9 2017 : 9:17PM
There is a high demand for scenes where it looks like the girl is miserable during anal; some directors don't like the performers to show they are enjoying anal in order to appeal to that type of buyer.
SteveX
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Posted - Oct 10 2017 : 12:52AM
My personal things I hate in porn:
- I hate slapping, spitting, degrading fetishes - if the girl enjoys it yeah its ok, but when it either looks or is made to look like she doesn't like it then no thanks.
- I hate gloves in general, if they're not for safety purposes then they don't belong. :)
- I hate when a performer is wearing something really hot, it immediately gets removed in scenes.
- I hate seeing a mans ass, especially if its unshaven or still has some toilet paper stuck in there LOL. Keep it to a minimum please.
- I hate big cumshots that are wasted on the chin or barely near any main cumshot region e.g boobs, ass, face. Surely this is decided earlier on.
- I hate watching a scene and its a variety of cumshots / creampie, either its a creampie scene or full facial scene (double facial etc)
- I hate watching scenes which make the already teen performers look/appear younger.
These seem to be the main things that come to mind....
darthroc
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Posted - Oct 12 2017 : 12:45AM
I hate seeing a model's appearance gradually decline after she has been in porn a while. Especially if it is a girl that used to be an awesome softcore model. Whether its drugs, just not taking care of themselves, or doing something foolish with their appearance like botox, it is a downer. There are several exceptions here but this has happened to far too many models.
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Posted - Oct 12 2017 : 3:39AM
^ Fair call, we never want to see a performer's beauty decline - it is usually due to unhealthy habits or situations as well.
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Scenes are too long. Porn editors need to include a TL;DR version of their scenes that cuts out the filler and leaves the quality fucking and sucking for those of us that don't have an hour to dedicate to pornography.
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^ Absolutely agree. Editing is increasingly a lost art in porn.
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I hate anonymous dicks.
I hate watery cum.
I hate limp dicks.
I hate urine, puke, shit.
I hate the current preoccupation with anal.
I hate tits that look like balloons.
I mostly hate tats.
I hate guys with bad teeth.
I hate when some ugly dude French kisses a girl I'm besotted with. I don't mind if he fucks the life out of her though.
I hate when the girl has her tongue hanging out for cum, and the dude shoots it over her ear.

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Posted - Oct 14 2017 : 1:25AM
That's a great idea. In the past 10 years or so I think I have only watched one scene from beginning to end without fast forwarding - Akira Lane's Brazzers scene with Keiran Lee.
 
jks1
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Posted - Oct 15 2017 : 2:17AM
Head holders during a bj - the guy grabs her head and fucks her mouth as if its a hollowed out watermelon - even worse if a girl has the bj skills of say an Annette Schwarz or Vicki Chase, just let her work her magic and keep your fucking hands away from her head
Silicone overdose, covered in ink and a hard faced peroxide blonde - Brazzers especially features far too many girls who fit this exact description - they just look like plastic fuck dolls to me, a complete turn off
Quick cutaway post facial
Guys who ALWAYS have to finish by jerking themselves off - they have a beautiful and talented girl in front of them who could suck/jerk them off yet they always have to do it themselves
Lame cumshots that barely cover her mouth let alone paint her face
Idiot male stars who just won't STFU
Over the top fake moaning, ridiculous overacting and badly delivered, cliched and unimaginative'dirty talk' - just generally STFU
The current anal fixation thats infected the entire industry like an unimaginative and boringly repetitive virus
Miserable looking (whether real or acted) female performers
Overly rough, violent or clearly deliberately degrading type scenes involving face slapping, spitting, name calling, foot on face, pissing etc
Edited by - jks1 on 10/15/2017 2:22:02 AM
Edited by - jks1 on 10/15/2017 2:27:16 AM
SgtSausage
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Posted - Oct 15 2017 : 4:40AM
why do you think this happened ?
jks1
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Posted - Oct 15 2017 : 8:43AM
supply and demand, for some bizarre reason it seems to be what the majority of porn purchasers want
seems the most likely reason to me
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Posted - Oct 15 2017 : 7:30PM
Spitting, and when they clean up the woman who is leaking juices or fluids.
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Posted - Oct 15 2017 : 8:49PM
^ Hate it when they rub the spit all over her face. Why would they do that! It stinks, occasionally.
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^It really is different strokes for different folks, isn't it? I love all that stuff.
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I just can't stand scenes without anal.
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Posted - Oct 15 2017 : 9:17PM
Harley Jade retired?
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Posted - Oct 15 2017 : 11:34PM
anal with no anal queefs is boring
SgtSausage
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Posted - Oct 15 2017 : 11:38PM
understood but i'm looking for the reasons why the sudden interest took place.
like what year and what movie/actress.
 
The Grizzly
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Posted - Oct 16 2017 : 6:48AM
Too much make-up. Making the girls look like they fell into the stuff - I love natural girls, so just highlight their beauty a little bit, but please don't give them the standard everage porn slut look!
Too much silly talk like "oh yes Daddy, stick your big cock into my tight little pussy". Let the girls scream and moan - make them! - but don't make them talk where there's no need for talk!
The recent stepbrother/stepdaddy fad. Who in the world gets a boner over that kind of totally faked crap?
Degradation. Spitting, slapping, calling the girls sluts and what not - and for fuck's sake, stop advertising your stuff with catch phrases like "total anal destruction"!!!
WhiteEagle
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Posted - Oct 16 2017 : 4:47PM
Why? O_o
WhiteEagle
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What do I hate about porn?
-bestiality
-scat
-violence (even if it's not real violence...)
-interracial
-anal sex
Secret Guy
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Posted - Oct 16 2017 : 5:35PM
Bogeys or Boogers how the US call it, up girls noses throughout the scene.
abel_semen
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Posted - Oct 22 2017 : 7:34AM
Dishonest marketing and fake lips would be my big two lately.
Also, considering how many of these girls dance for a living (or at least make a fair bit of their income that way), it's shocking how bad most of them are at it.
There's a lot of things I have issues with in porn really, but happily there's so much and such varied stuff out there that it's not too hard to avoid any given pet peeve.
Edited by - abel_semen on 10/22/2017 7:36:25 AM
jks1
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Posted - Oct 22 2017 : 10:55AM
Don't know really
Buttman back in the day is the guy who initially comes to my mind who seemed to really explore this type of thing
Then after him, Jules Jordan clearly admired the work of Stagliano, was clearly heavily influenced by what he did, but then added in high production values and a near obsessive focus on big facial finishes on beautiful girls' faces. Later, around the early 2000s, Jules Jordan's first 'weapons of ass destruction' hit the market, took off and he produced many more over the years.
Perhaps both Stagliano and Jordan tapped into a previously untapped latent fetish in the collective porn loving psyche back then because now if you look at the Evil Angel website, almost every new release has 'anal' somewhere in big bold letters the title. Its difficult to say exactly when the mainstream porn anal obsession began and with what actress and/or producer. I think its collective and not down to one person, but Buttman and Jordan and their success, seem pivotal to me.
It didnt use to be like this.
Personally i have almost no interest in anal and absolutely zero interest in gapes, it seems I'm in a minority, but I'm happy with that.
Edited by - jks1 on 10/22/2017 11:01:47 AM
Bezerkingoff
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Posted - Oct 22 2017 : 2:52PM
that amateur site can have a different new girl every week but the big sites use the same rotation same girls most of the time.
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Posted - Oct 22 2017 : 4:53PM
Scenes with amateur camerawork. There was a scene once where the camera wires were in front of the lens, the cameraman moves them out the way. I mean c'mon!
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Posted - Oct 22 2017 : 5:30PM
Paysites that don't openly reveal the subscription price. They make you join/register and set up a 'free' username/password. Then you later learn what is the price.
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Posted - Oct 23 2017 : 10:08AM
I think it's because the veteran performers/sites prefer to do scenes with the same cast because they are tested regularly for a more safer environment.
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Posted - Oct 23 2017 : 1:08PM
I hate fake moaning.
I hate dirty talking.
I hate that we see almost the same possitons in every movie.
I hate that they use the same themes again and again(doctor,student,teacher,yoga etc.)
I hate that the movies don't have good script.
I hate that there is no meaning behind sex, for example a pizza guy rings the bell,the woman opens the door,she's horny and they start fucking.
I hate that many movies are so serious,the actors are so serious like they play in some,I don't know,drama movie!?It's sex,it's supposed to be fun.
I hate that directors don't hear the actor's oppinions.
I don't hate fake boobs but I hate the exrteme size of fake boobs.
I hate clit piercings
I hate a lot of tattoos and especially ungly tattos like Bonnie Rotten for example.
I hate when the guy talks too much and you can hear him moaning but you don't hear the girl.
I hate that there so much hardcore but few softcore.
I hate that when the guy cums,they finish the movie.There is no afterplay at all.
I don't like when the gilrs take all their clothes off.
Preety much this is my opinion.
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Posted - Oct 23 2017 : 2:59PM
^ Each to their own.
Re positions, though: in most cases, the more exotic the position the less erotic the exposition. When the director goes all karma-sutra, it can break the wankspell as I start wondering about the mechanics of the position, or whether it's comfortable, or other random wood-reducing cogitatery.
For me the three basic positions - mish, doggy, cowgirl - are the bedrock of a good porn scene, possibly because those positions connect with my own sexual experience. Within these basic positions there are variations (eg. hands-and-knees doggy, flat-on-the-belly doggy, etc.), which seem to go through periods of relative popularity or become associated with certain actors/directors/studios.
I consider spoon and reverse cowgirl the more porny positions since they are generally used to give good exposure to the female performers' bodies (particularly the genitalia) while in the act of fucking - they're often used to provide 'evidence' of anal insertion. Personally I find spoon and RC less erotic generally but not distractingly so. Having said that though, not infrequently a well shot spoon session can add to my fun.
Jackhammer does nothing for me, is a pseudo-acrobatic position, and turns perfectly good porn scenes into nude rhythmic gymnastics - mildly interesting to watch, although I'm never sure whether I should be cumming or awarding points out of 10.
Edited by - Sexy Sadie on 10/23/2017 3:03:25 PM
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Guys in the scene that think it's all about them and not the girl.
Edited by - rosco fuji on 10/24/2017 1:13:29 PM
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Posted - Oct 24 2017 : 7:24PM
^ So basically 90% to 95% of the porn that's shot.
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^&^^ ...one of the main attractions of g/g...
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TOTALLY agree with you. The two male talents especially guilty of this are Tommy Pistol and James Deen, fuck sakes Tommy RUINED Dani Jensen's 15 man gangbang because he just kept doing STUPID shit and wanted the focus on him and when Dani was doing absolutely hot stuff, he'd take her out of the moment by being a cunt towards her. I don't understand why he keeps getting hired especially as he fucks up every single scene he is in.
What I also HATE is guys with soft/semi hard dicks.. you can see when they're fucking the girls that it's totally soft inside the girl and then you automatically know that the girls moans are completely fake because a soft cock can not hit any of the right spots in a girl. It's beyond me, just fucking hire a guy who can keep his cock hard fuck sakes, how "hard" can that be?
I also despise guys being outright dicks to the girls in scenes, sometimes a girl can be in the pleasure zone and the guy does something so fucking stupid that it just takes her out of it, you can see the change in facial expression. Like why the fuck would you spit in her face during a gangbang and fuck up her face? Also when the girls mouth and face are red from the slapping and roughness of a scene, remind me why we are doing this to these gorgeous girls again? Are we that hate filled and sick that we have to punish these goddesses?
I admire and respect the guys like Johnny Sins, Chris Strokes and Mick Blue, they've been in the game so long but when they're in a scene you see how much they enjoy their jobs and they don't ever see the need to be cunts towards the girls. I wish porn companies would just stop hiring guys like Tommy Pistol, James Deen and Tony Ribas (the spanish guy with the small dick), they obviously have some kind of hatred towards women or some kind of sickness that makes them want to really physically hurt the girls so why the fuck hire them!?
EDIT:
Also Keiran Lee with his "harder.. harder.. HARDER!" shit.. then the girl looks at him like "bro, I'm riding you as hard as I fucking can".. it just breaks the scene and I wish someone would tell him that he is just a fucking prop in a scene and that people watch scenes for the girl and not for him. Keiran also is in the habit of doing positions that are great for real life sex but terrible for camera, it's like he thinks porn is his personal haven for having sex and not for putting up a great scene with great angles. He does do a good job of banging the girls though but still, every scene he is in consists of the same stupid positions and don't get me started on his "cock choking the girl by putting it on her neck" stupidity. Fuck her irritates me and what pisses me off is that he is in scenes with my favorite girls and he always ends up fucking them up.
Edited by - pornosmurf on 10/25/2017 12:41:19 AM
Edit 2:
Sorry one last thing, any guy shooting a porn scene who has a pop shot where you know they either jerked off in the morning or had sex before, like you barely see the cum shot because you decided to be unprofessional and empty your ball sack out the morning of a shoot. What in the actual fuck?
Edited by - pornosmurf on 10/25/2017 12:48:44 AM



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