I don't like ligature marks or ropes tied tightly OR clothes pins (the worst). However, i find dungeon porn great (not all though), i like women with depraved sexual appetites, in porn AND real life. SO hot. NO softcore stuff this way. I want intensity & heat.
^&^^Nor argument from me but while they are both related to the anus. At least most performers who gape in some scenes don't in others but once you have done enough damage to your anal cavity that you now generate a prolapse then you should stop doing anal penetration and get some medical help.
^ Prolapsing are for the extremely hardcore anal queens, like Adriana Chechik, Anna De Ville, Sheena Shaw, Bonnie Rotten, Proxy Paige and so forth. I don't know how they do it or did it.
Never cared much for gaping OR prolapse, prolapse is just disgusting IMO. Some guys in porn get intensely turned on by seeing these and/or putting it on display "fucckkk, that's amazing" I personally don't get it.
I like the odd gangbang but the ones that I prefer are those where the woman at the heart of the action appears to be the one controlling the action instead of the one being subjected to it. Too often you get a scene where you have multiple guys doing all the decisions and those type of scenes tend to turn me off because they feel(rightly or wrongly) a little too misogynist.
I agree that gangbangs are overrated. I can't see too many dicks at once while trying to focus on the woman. I care care less about a chick having all this cum blasted on her. I prefer 1 on 1 scenes or threesomes, but I prefer threesomes when it's 2 girls and 1 guy rather than 2 guys and 1 girl, although 2 guys and 1 girl is the only way DP's can happen lol. Maybe it's just me, but there's not a lot of gangbangs in porn (or does it count as a gangbang?) where there's like 4 or more women taking down 1 guy. I wish there were more of that often.
I hate fat girls in scenes I hate learning nothing about the girls background before watching her take a dick or two I hate anal scenes I hate young girls without good looks getting filmed because they don't have the skills to make a living I hate compilation scenes that don't give the girls names I hate the same girls over and over again I hate omitted cum shots
Scenes that end 5-10 seconds after the cumshot. I'd love it if I could see the performer smile, talk and play with the dick, stand up and walk off the set naked.
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Posted - May 30 2019 : 11:03PM
^ That would be a good way to end a scene. Sometimes the camera fades to black less than five second after the cumshot. Most scenes end abruptly like that.
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Posted - May 31 2019 : 2:24PM
Overdone/un-needed plastic surgery. Aletta ocean is a prime example. I look at her & i wonder WTF was she thinking!!! I know its her body and has every right to do what she wants with it.
Jerky hand held camera movement also the creaking sound of the camera when it's moved.
Casting type scenes where the girl sits on the sofa being interviewed then the naked guy walks into view. If i want to watch the scene I usually Fast/Forward at least to that point
Oil Food Double, triple penetration Extremely hairy male talent Things with feet Condoms
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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 3:45AM
Porn is a fantasy to me as an incredibly socially awkward person. That said facials are what I really hate about porn. So instead of cumming in a woman's mouth or pussy which feels amazing I'm supposed to be okay with my spank bank being chalk full of scenes of a guy yanking his own crank for half a minute to minutes so that he can cum on her face. No one wins. Thanks to Twitter I know the women would rather swallow or be creampied. And even if the lady isn't into or want to risk being cream pied why not just fuck up until the last second and bust on her ass cheeks or belly? So directors are catering to the whack jobs that would rather stroke off onto a woman's face instead of busting inside her mouth or pussy. I don't blame directors. These boards and social media have taught me that most directors are just trying to appease the largest demographic that they can and you all really love facials for some reason. I really like porn but definitely put me down as having a beef with the typical porn fan. Bottom line, if facials are your thing I'm going to assume you not only don't like women but hate yourself as well. I'll die on this hill. I give zero fucks.
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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 12:12PM
I've noticed in some of the Porn Fidelity scenes that the editing is messed up. Its annoying. I noticed it in the Bella Rolland and Grae Stoke scenes. One minute Bella is getting pounded and then its like the scene went backwards cuz they didn't edit it probably. It happened thoughtout the scene on both occasions.
^^ All because you don't like facials doesn't mean it's something negative towards women. I like facials and I'm respectful towards women in real life.
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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 12:56PM
LOL You're last statement is absurd. I treat women with respect in real life especially the women I am currently talking to. Sounds like you are living in a fantasy world.
Being so categoric and vehemently opposed to something so inconsequential (especially because you watch porn) as facials sort of puts the whack job label on yourself.
At least if you were an anti-porn crusader your position would make more sense.
In my opinion the point of porn should be to make you feel like you're there in the room with the action. After the sex starts must the camera stay fixated on just a small portion of the actresses' body? Focusing on mostly (or all) tight closeups of the model's face, pussy, ass or tits kind of kills my mental immersion.
The occasional close up is fine, I'd even be happy with 50/50 (half closeups / half full view) but a lot of times you'll go through the entire scene without including the girl's whole body in the frame. I can't experience what I can't see & what I like to experience is not just her pretty face or mid section. I love seeing her full body language, seeing pleasurable body convulsions, toes twitching & what not. It's very rare. When directors/ camera operators fail to capture this it annoys the hell out me.
Don't believe me? As an experiment randomly go through your porn collection & kind of skim through the video. See how often you're able to freeze frame an image of your favorite girl's entire body (head to toes) while she's playing with herself, getting her pussy eaten out or fucked. This one simple thing of seeing all of her for an extended amount of time is pretty fucking non-existent.
"Twist Your Head Around; It's All Around You"
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Posted - Jun 25 2019 : 7:49AM
Im sure we can all attest to this. When porn parodies go too far. Can we please not have porn parodies of shows from our childhoods.
We love porn but we dont want it corrupting out our nostalgia. I remember seeing a Golden Girls porn parody. And i immediately got depressed/angry. I have fond memories of watching that as a kid with my late grandmother. And it reminds me so much of her and how much i miss her dearly.
Leave my childhood sitcoms and cartoons alone. Not everything deserves/needs a porn parody. Its disgusting. :(
The whole point of porn parodies is to lampoon something treasured. If a porn movie triggers a memory of a deceased loved one, I think you just have to chalk that up to a specific situation relating to you and not an issue with porn parodies as a whole.
While I'm here, I will throw in: awesome, creative covers containing a series of run-of-the-mill robotic fuck scenes.
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Posted - Jun 30 2019 : 3:49AM
Not sure if this has already been posted, but I really really hate to watch fat guys fuck. I mean I don't care if a person is chubby or fat in normal life, but I don't want to watch this in porn. Maybe that's mean of me, but I just don't find it aesthetic to watch guys with fat bellies trying to do missionary or take the woman from behind. Fortunately, these are mainly independent studios that have such male talents, but Unfortunately, many pretty girls film with these studios.
Wouldn't that basically describe the bulk of modern porn. Let me add some more: All flash and no substance, Don't judge a book by it's cover and The trailer was better.
Directors shoving a bowl into a scene when the girls are happy enough drooling/puking/spitting on/into eachother's mouths (see Messy Girls Salivation with Chechik,Howell & Wood)...plus directors telling the girls to tone it down,dipping the sound,cutting stuff out,filming the floor (same movie).