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Peezey
Member

31 Posts
4/19
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 12:21AM
I'm sure these have been mentioned but I'm not going to search through 57 pages

I don't get why people like gaping? Whats the appeal of seeing someone insides?

Excessive saliva on blow jobs.

Dirty bottoms of feet. It just makes the person looks dirty.

Ksmooth31
Member

249 Posts
9/09
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 9:54AM
Excessive saliva is GREAT!! More the better.
Ksmooth31
Member

249 Posts
9/09
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 10:03AM
I don't like ligature marks or ropes tied tightly OR clothes pins (the worst). However, i find dungeon porn great (not all though), i like women with depraved sexual appetites, in porn AND real life. SO hot. NO softcore stuff this way. I want intensity & heat.
pat362
Senior Member

10083 Posts
3/10
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 11:15AM
^Can you find a lot of dungeon porn that doesn't include at least one of those things that you don't like?
 
Ksmooth31
Member

249 Posts
9/09
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 11:31AM
ALOT? Probably not, but there's enough out there.
philly26
Senior Member

Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions
5180 Posts
2/16
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 1:26PM
Totally agree with you, its gross!
drdd75
Senior Member

1409 Posts
3/16
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 4:04PM
^ It doesn't bother me much, but prolapse is far worse. That will make my veins crumble inside.
elgringoviejo1958
Senior Member

From the land of peasant living
1152 Posts
12/16
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 4:16PM
Prolapse is even worse than gaping.
pat362
Senior Member

10083 Posts
3/10
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 4:49PM
^&^^Nor argument from me but while they are both related to the anus. At least most performers who gape in some scenes don't in others but once you have done enough damage to your anal cavity that you now generate a prolapse then you should stop doing anal penetration and get some medical help.
drdd75
Senior Member

1409 Posts
3/16
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 5:50PM
^ Prolapsing are for the extremely hardcore anal queens, like Adriana Chechik, Anna De Ville, Sheena Shaw, Bonnie Rotten, Proxy Paige and so forth. I don't know how they do it or did it.
Ksmooth31
Member

249 Posts
9/09
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 5:53PM
Never cared much for gaping OR prolapse, prolapse is just disgusting IMO. Some guys in porn get intensely turned on by seeing these and/or putting it on display "fucckkk, that's amazing" I personally don't get it.
Peezey
Member

31 Posts
4/19
Posted - May 3 2019 : 3:00AM
I'm not knocking those who like it, but for me I don't like gang bangs. I feel uncomfortable with it.
elgringoviejo1958
Senior Member

From the land of peasant living
1152 Posts
12/16
Posted - May 3 2019 : 6:40AM
Sometimes I am in the mood to watch a gangbang, but usually I prefer MF.
pat362
Senior Member

10083 Posts
3/10
Posted - May 3 2019 : 8:05AM
I like the odd gangbang but the ones that I prefer are those where the woman at the heart of the action appears to be the one controlling the action instead of the one being subjected to it. Too often you get a scene where you have multiple guys doing all the decisions and those type of scenes tend to turn me off because they feel(rightly or wrongly) a little too misogynist.
 
drdd75
Senior Member

1409 Posts
3/16
Posted - May 3 2019 : 8:12AM
I agree that gangbangs are overrated. I can't see too many dicks at once while trying to focus on the woman. I care care less about a chick having all this cum blasted on her. I prefer 1 on 1 scenes or threesomes, but I prefer threesomes when it's 2 girls and 1 guy rather than 2 guys and 1 girl, although 2 guys and 1 girl is the only way DP's can happen lol. Maybe it's just me, but there's not a lot of gangbangs in porn (or does it count as a gangbang?) where there's like 4 or more women taking down 1 guy. I wish there were more of that often.
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - May 3 2019 : 2:39PM
^ Only Manuel does the reverse gangbangs in mainstream porn, but he seems to have given up on it too. Wish I could see more of it.
Ksmooth31
Member

249 Posts
9/09
Posted - May 4 2019 : 8:40AM
Same, but i DO love seeing a girl's face plastered with multiple loads. SO slutty.
sirgleepy
Member

6 Posts
3/12
Posted - May 5 2019 : 12:53AM
hope a porn studio reads all 57 and counting pages of this thread and makes a movie that will satisfy everyone
Ksmooth31
Member

249 Posts
9/09
Posted - May 5 2019 : 11:03AM
Impossible
elgringoviejo1958
Senior Member

From the land of peasant living
1152 Posts
12/16
Posted - May 5 2019 : 9:07PM
^ I agree.
Well Suited
Deactivated User

150 Posts
1/19
Posted - May 6 2019 : 9:39AM
Performers that show no emotion during sex. Its like watching store mannequins fuck.
tugmyears
Member

61 Posts
8/11
Posted - May 6 2019 : 2:26PM

I hate fat girls in scenes
I hate learning nothing about the girls background before watching her take a dick or two
I hate anal scenes
I hate young girls without good looks getting filmed because they don't have the skills to make a living
I hate compilation scenes that don't give the girls names
I hate the same girls over and over again
I hate omitted cum shots

elgringoviejo1958
Senior Member

From the land of peasant living
1152 Posts
12/16
Posted - May 9 2019 : 6:44AM
^ Good list. In particular, I hate compilation scenes that omit the girls' names.
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - May 9 2019 : 2:11PM
Fat or old guys in blowbangs. When I say old I mean 60+
 
Shysta
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26 Posts
4/19
Posted - May 9 2019 : 5:52PM
Despise POV. Maybe VR would change my mind.

Edited by - Shysta on 5/9/2019 5:53:52 PM

philly26
Senior Member

Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions
5180 Posts
2/16
Posted - May 9 2019 : 11:44PM
^ I hate POV too but I think VR is ten times worse.
elgringoviejo1958
Senior Member

From the land of peasant living
1152 Posts
12/16
Posted - May 10 2019 : 8:07PM
Don't like POV at all.
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - May 30 2019 : 2:15PM
Scenes that end 5-10 seconds after the cumshot. I'd love it if I could see the performer smile, talk and play with the dick, stand up and walk off the set naked.
philly26
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Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions
5180 Posts
2/16
Posted - May 30 2019 : 11:03PM
^ That would be a good way to end a scene. Sometimes the camera fades to black less than five second after the cumshot. Most scenes end abruptly like that.
Well Suited
Deactivated User

150 Posts
1/19
Posted - May 31 2019 : 2:24PM
Overdone/un-needed plastic surgery. Aletta ocean is a prime example.
I look at her & i wonder WTF was she thinking!!! I know its her body and has every right to do what she wants with it.

But Damn!!!

Edited by - Well Suited on 5/31/2019 2:26:04 PM

Brummie
Senior Member

3389 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 12:26AM
Jerky hand held camera movement also the creaking sound of the camera when it's moved.

Casting type scenes where the girl sits on the sofa being interviewed then the naked guy walks into view. If i want to watch the scene I usually Fast/Forward at least to that point

deathius
Member

48 Posts
7/18
Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 1:39AM
Things I hate in porn:

Oil
Food
Double, triple penetration
Extremely hairy male talent
Things with feet
Condoms

DrexlSpivey
Deactivated User

Face sitting is the Simon to pegging's Garfunkel
837 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 3:45AM
Porn is a fantasy to me as an incredibly socially awkward person. That said facials are what I really hate about porn. So instead of cumming in a woman's mouth or pussy which feels amazing I'm supposed to be okay with my spank bank being chalk full of scenes of a guy yanking his own crank for half a minute to minutes so that he can cum on her face. No one wins. Thanks to Twitter I know the women would rather swallow or be creampied. And even if the lady isn't into or want to risk being cream pied why not just fuck up until the last second and bust on her ass cheeks or belly? So directors are catering to the whack jobs that would rather stroke off onto a woman's face instead of busting inside her mouth or pussy. I don't blame directors. These boards and social media have taught me that most directors are just trying to appease the largest demographic that they can and you all really love facials for some reason. I really like porn but definitely put me down as having a beef with the typical porn fan. Bottom line, if facials are your thing I'm going to assume you not only don't like women but hate yourself as well. I'll die on this hill. I give zero fucks.
philly26
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Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions
5180 Posts
2/16
Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 12:12PM
I've noticed in some of the Porn Fidelity scenes that the editing is messed up. Its annoying. I noticed it in the Bella Rolland and Grae Stoke scenes. One minute Bella is getting pounded and then its like the scene went backwards cuz they didn't edit it probably. It happened thoughtout the scene on both occasions.
 
Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 12:39PM
^^ All because you don't like facials doesn't mean it's something negative towards women. I like facials and I'm respectful towards women in real life.
philly26
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Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions
5180 Posts
2/16
Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 12:56PM
LOL You're last statement is absurd. I treat women with respect in real life especially the women I am currently talking to. Sounds like you are living in a fantasy world.
bumblaster
Senior Member

4881 Posts
4/12
Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 2:27PM
Being so categoric and vehemently opposed to something so inconsequential (especially because you watch porn) as facials sort of puts the whack job label on yourself.

At least if you were an anti-porn crusader your position would make more sense.

SP_Love
Senior Member

"Freaky Deakies Need Love Too"
1181 Posts
2/11
Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 7:09PM
In my opinion the point of porn should be to make you feel like you're there in the room with the action. After the sex starts must the camera stay fixated on just a small portion of the actresses' body? Focusing on mostly (or all) tight closeups of the model's face, pussy, ass or tits kind of kills my mental immersion.

The occasional close up is fine, I'd even be happy with 50/50 (half closeups / half full view) but a lot of times you'll go through the entire scene without including the girl's whole body in the frame. I can't experience what I can't see & what I like to experience is not just her pretty face or mid section. I love seeing her full body language, seeing pleasurable body convulsions, toes twitching & what not. It's very rare. When directors/ camera operators fail to capture this it annoys the hell out me.

Don't believe me? As an experiment randomly go through your porn collection & kind of skim through the video. See how often you're able to freeze frame an image of your favorite girl's entire body (head to toes) while she's playing with herself, getting her pussy eaten out or fucked. This one simple thing of seeing all of her for an extended amount of time is pretty fucking non-existent.

"Twist Your Head Around; It's All Around You"

Well Suited
Deactivated User

150 Posts
1/19
Posted - Jun 25 2019 : 7:49AM
Im sure we can all attest to this. When porn parodies go too far.
Can we please not have porn parodies of shows from our childhoods.

We love porn but we dont want it corrupting out our nostalgia. I remember seeing a Golden Girls porn parody. And i immediately got depressed/angry. I have fond memories of watching that as a kid with my late grandmother. And it reminds me so much of her and how much i miss her dearly.

Leave my childhood sitcoms and cartoons alone.
Not everything deserves/needs a porn parody. Its disgusting. :(

PLEASE!!!!!

Edited by - Well Suited on 6/25/2019 7:52:19 AM

draghixafan
Senior Member

Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
2378 Posts
7/09
Posted - Jun 25 2019 : 10:06AM
^ I think that falls into the don't watch category

Everything can have a porn parody, but you don't have to watch it..

Why did you watch the Golden Girls parody, when you had to expect it would upset you?

Well Suited
Deactivated User

150 Posts
1/19
Posted - Jun 25 2019 : 11:55AM
I didnt watch the video. It came-up when i typed in porn parodies in my search bar.
philly26
Senior Member

Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions
5180 Posts
2/16
Posted - Jun 25 2019 : 1:44PM
I don't mind porn parodies. I feel like they are dying off though.
draghixafan
Senior Member

Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
2378 Posts
7/09
Posted - Jun 25 2019 : 8:42PM
You seriously want them to stop making specific titles of porn parodies just because it might show up when you are searching for porn parodies??

Edited by - draghixafan on 6/25/2019 8:52:33 PM

Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

7238 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jun 27 2019 : 10:45AM
The whole point of porn parodies is to lampoon something treasured. If a porn movie triggers a memory of a deceased loved one, I think you just have to chalk that up to a specific situation relating to you and not an issue with porn parodies as a whole.

While I'm here, I will throw in: awesome, creative covers containing a series of run-of-the-mill robotic fuck scenes.

CurveLover94
Member

Favorites girls right now: Lauren Phillips, Aleksa Mink, Maisey Monroe
130 Posts
6/19
Posted - Jun 30 2019 : 3:49AM
Not sure if this has already been posted, but I really really hate to watch fat guys fuck.
I mean I don't care if a person is chubby or fat in normal life, but I don't want to watch this in porn.
Maybe that's mean of me, but I just don't find it aesthetic to watch guys with fat bellies trying to do missionary or take the woman from behind.
Fortunately, these are mainly independent studios that have such male talents, but Unfortunately, many pretty girls film with these studios.
nerdn7
Member

708 Posts
7/16
Posted - Jun 30 2019 : 7:59AM
^^ I extend that criticism to descriptions. A lot of them promise an intensity that the scene doesn't really provide.
draghixafan
Senior Member

Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
2378 Posts
7/09
Posted - Jun 30 2019 : 8:53AM
As always far more articulately put than I, and always fun to read and great to see you GGG.. I've been away for a while
pat362
Senior Member

10083 Posts
3/10
Posted - Jun 30 2019 : 12:01PM
Wouldn't that basically describe the bulk of modern porn. Let me add some more: All flash and no substance, Don't judge a book by it's cover and The trailer was better.
marcovanderswane
Member

67 Posts
1/19
Posted - Jun 30 2019 : 6:01PM
Directors shoving a bowl into a scene when the girls are happy enough drooling/puking/spitting on/into eachother's mouths (see Messy Girls Salivation with Chechik,Howell & Wood)...plus directors telling the girls to tone it down,dipping the sound,cutting stuff out,filming the floor (same movie).

Drives me nuts.

draghixafan
Senior Member

Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
2378 Posts
7/09
Posted - Jun 30 2019 : 8:48PM
Exactly that was going to be my second paragraph, but have moaned on about that enough already over the years :)



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